Hey all! We noticed after finishing the video that the part at 5:20 felt a little ambiguous with the text on-screen, so just to be clear: the "Voting randomly or strategically" line refers to intentionally bad-faith votes, such as just placing responses in a random order because you're lazy, or intentionally voting bad responses high and good responses low to gain a competitive advantage. This behavior is frowned upon, but this alone doesn't incur any punishment other than potentially getting those votes removed. The other stuff (ESPECIALLY using alts/friends to vote you up multiple times) is far more severe and will be heavily punished. This will be explained more concretely in EWOW 6A, but I just wanted to leave this early clarification!
OOH. So that’s why getting a shoutout is like that! You need to do a lot of work for getting a chance to be mentioned in front of thousands of people! Doing all of that makes it worth it! But it’s not that easy since there are many others that are doing that as well.
We have gathered here today in memory of our fallen saviour, Bababnas. He was a worthy opponent, springing into action as soon as the doors to EWOW opened up to us all. Yet, he has been robbed of his rightful place in this competition, eliminated at 4,100th - a time far too soon for one of the most outgoing and exciting EWOWers to date. Bababnas shall be remembered not only in our minds as a powerful EWOW competitor, but in our hearts as a loyal, charming ally and friend. As us living EWOWers march on in this game, we all shall reminisce of the eager, supportive companion we all knew as Bababnas. *Rest in peace, Bababnas. You will be missed.*
As one of the 6 remaining EWOW contestants whose name starts with 8, it’s my duty to give everyone a status report once again: [11:54] This round, we did NOT do good. None of us gained a life, 5 of us lost a life, and only 1 of us stayed neutral. Also, our life count is now down to 9 out of a possible 104. Unfortunately, another comrade bit the dust, that being 8ggt. May they rest in peace. Our highest placement was 892nd and our average placement was 2775th. Also, thanks for shouting me out! :D
As one of 5 remaining EWOW contestants whose name starts with “Number” (not “#”, sorry #1 Sigma Rizz Lord and others with #, maybe another time.) It is my Duty to give everyone a status report like all other B episodes. Possibly wrong timestamps: [ 13:21 ] Leaderboard [ 16:56 ] Contestant Grids This round, we did pretty decent. EVERYONE ALIVE RESPONDED *AND* GOT OVER 50%!! Unfortunately, I, Numbergamer, was 52 ranks off from surviving. But everyone else lived! But nobody gained a life. No we are down to 11 of a possible 80. We miss you guys, despite ya’ll don’t respond with or without good answers to prompts. These are the status of every Number: EWOW 3 eliminations: number15d | DNP | 15,827th number one dream stan!!! | DNP | 14,215th NumburzOnMyMind | 10,592nd EWOW 4 eliminations: Numeral Thinker | DNP | 9,129th NumberFanagram Fanatic | DNP |8,169th Currently Alive: Numberi | 4L | 777th NumberGabe | 2L | 1,251st Numerical | 2L | 1,887th Numbergamer | 2L(-1) | 2,100th NumbaTheNumero | 1L | 585th Average Placements Active Responders: 1,320th All: 6,395th I guess this is ironic. Last round, I gained a life, being the best Number. Now… It’s the complete opposite. Being the only one to lose a life. But gg, guys. We are in the top 1/4th! I wish EVERYONE good luck, and as always, INCREASE BY ONE!
As one of the 7 fallen EWOW contestants whose name starts with 8, I wish the remaining 8’ers a lot of luck in the next rounds! I also want to thank you 8BitTaco for letting me rest in peace.🕊
A pretty hard one at that, this episode's prompt was pretty hard. I've been keeping all 3 of my lives up until this round, when I lost my first one. My response was "I'm from Svalbard, I control flora. Obey me, get free crops."
Hey, it’s Shining Star here! Real shame that I lost my last life, but I wish the rest of the EWOWERS good luck in the competition. You all are shining stars in my eyes!
@@cloverpepsi Dear cloverpepsi, Your report ticket has been processed and reviewed by our human quality assurance team. We have chosen not to remove some_nerd's assertion, as it is truthful and accurate to the best of our knowledge. Any and all captioning mistakes are cloverpepsi's fault. Regards, Purplegaze EWOW Development Coordinator
Well, that is the end for my journey. It was really fun and I’m so happy I had the chance to do this! Thank you Cary for hosting another season so many fans that could not join the first season have a chance here! I wish good luck to all the remaining Ewowers and this is 044r singing off. Placement - 3,948th
THIS ROUND WAS GOATED FOR THE PARTY [CITATION NEEDED] YIPPEEEEE MAJOR CONGRATS TO YUAKIM AND SICTO (as well as purple, scorb and xyloba, plus jumpman and srimochi) FOR BEING THE GOATS OF EWOW
BARELY PRIZED!! I saw this when it was uploaded last night but only properly got to watch the video through today and I didn't realise how close it was! .02% is remarkable, but I am glad to have scraped by :]
I saw Juliansl at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
parallel paperbacks, if you're seeing this, know that i'm supporting you all the way till the end! you're one of the last contestants alive with "paper" in the name. wanna let you know that i read all your pastebins! here's to another survival
Hello! I am DyllieHoola, one of the current EWOWers who is currently staying up past midnight watching and responding to this instead of sleeping. I would like to: A) thank the wondrous voters who helped me and thousands of other EWOWers join the final quarter of EWOW! (Fun fact: If we were in BFDI, the current participating EWOWers would all be Rocky, Flower, Spongy, Bubble, Leafy, and Firey!), and B) Formally apologize for not making my EWOW 4 response a palindrome. Hope to see you all again in the next episode of EWOW! Edit: Last Place Speeeeedrunner actually did NOT get last place, they got 16,603rd place, ahead of ThatCrAZyguy, Geendashy, Minty Splint, and the true last-placer, jeff670. Edit 2: There are 138 instances of "idk", 497 instances of "twow", and 2245 instances of "ewow" (including names)
Btw if you are waiting for 6A, just a note that recent EWOW A episodes Like EWOW 4A and EWOW 5A They both took only 10 days to release after the B episodes right before them I Am From UK not US so Expect the day a little bit wrong EWOW 3B: 9th June EWOW 4A: 19th June ------------- EWOW 4B: 3rd July EWOW 5A: 13th July ------------- So to continue the pattern…. ---------------- EWOW 5B: 9th August So… EWOW 6A: 19th August? So expect EWOW 6A on 19th August
Having 1 life left is scary. This was my worst performance yet with 36.33% placing 3329th. I guess I took it a bit too seriously. There's a chance we might find out who will have their final placement as 2763rd in EWOW 6!
What I'm learning is that I shouldn't be too confident OR unconfident in my responses. Last prompt I ranked far lower than I was expecting given how good I felt my response was. This prompt I ranked higher than I thought my response would because I didn't think I was all that clever. Just goes to show that you shouldn't sell yourself short, but don't get a big head.
Welp my journey ends here, at least I got in the top 5000 this time and did better than most people, I was honestly expecting to be out in 3B but gl to everyone else still in
Lost my first life this round, can't say I'm too shocked-especially since I'm a god and all-but this day was always going to come. Kinda wish I had been the god of throwing pebbles at people instead of just pebbles, but I only thought of that days before this episode released. My main takeaway here: don't go with the first thing you think of, because a thousand other people probably also thought of that as well. Damn magic tricks. I'm really excited to get started brainstorming about the next prompt, there are so many possibilities for creative, funny, and clever responses. I hope to gain back my lost life this round, but I can't say that'll ever happen. Fingers crossed I make it into the top 1000, and good luck to all living books!
Honestly, I think I’m “cooked”. With my writing abilities, I’m going to “lock in” and try to prize this round… *no matter what it takes* I’m at my last life.
every screen of the top submissions always have that 1 guy thats trying to make their response not sound mundane by saying the biggest words possible. like theyre choking on a dictionary or something
I’m in the top 22.9% of everyone! I’m also in the top 39% of best performing contestants. I predict my final placement will be in the top 10% of everyone, which is great!
10:35 - Here I am, at my highest (raw) placement yet! But it seems this has also been my most controversial response yet… I may have lost a life if I happened to get hostile voters.
Aw shucks, I've been eliminated. I think I had it coming after 5A to be fair, and the prompt was weirdly difficult. Good luck to those who still remain!
I agree, I pretty much knew I'd be out after that prompt because I couldn't come up with anything. It was still a fun experience though, and I happy that I got in the top 30% with 3949th.
I’m….eliminated….being out so early too…4,060th place overall…sad indeed. Hey, but out of probably like 18000 contestants, top 4000 ain’t bad, well, being eliminated in the 5th episode is pretty bad but whatever. I was glad to be apart of this.
Reactions after watching the video: Damn, we are slowly getting smaller and smaller. To think that I'm even part of the Top 25% is astonishing. To those eliminated, pat yourself in the back for surviving up until now, y'all did great! To the others who are still competing, let's finish off those AIs!!! Looking back at the EWOW 5's prompt, I want to admit that it was hard. Maybe it's because of my low reading comprehension around that time due to getting into an accident. Maybe that's it because now I have lots of ideas for a response for EWOW 6's prompt. My response was pertaining to star reading or astrology, but I should've inputted the word rather than implying it. And as I remember, my other response was suppose to be "In exactly 5555+ years, you all would be laughing right now." which is a reference to Thailand's country title which is the Land of Smiles! Lastly, I'm just spewing what I'm thinking of right now, but I might change my booksona. It's been 5 episodes, It's time for a change! That's all the ramblings of Reignhold, See y'all in EWOW 6A!
1,167th, which to be honest, I'm fine with, definitely don't think my response this round was good enough to be near where I ranked in EWOW 3/4, at least happy I'm still on 3 lives. I would also like to pay my respects to the legend, "Bababnas". We will never forget the legacy you've forged with your eye-opening commentary, may you rest in peace.
Dang, getting eliminated on a low note (40.00%) but for what it's worth, this was pretty fun experience throughout the 5 rounds I've partook in. With surviving 2 of 5 rounds, placing 4,118th out of 16,607 I bid you all farewell. Give the rest your best remaining ewowers, this is Nathaniel closing my final chapter in my turquoise and red book.
I got eliminated at 39.49%. Guess it’s because my response was TEN words and that’s not good for ELEVEN words of wisdom. 4,135th is way higher than I could’ve ever expected. I thought I would’ve died in EWOW 3. Nope. It took 2 more episodes. And of course Bababnas had to place above me I hate this game
4,081st out of 16,607... Can't say I'm surprised, but I never expected it to be this early. To anyone that finds this comment, I wish the best of luck to you if you're still competing. If you aren't, then you still did a great job, and I hope you succeed in some other aspect of life. But until that happens, I'll see myself out into the EWOW afterlife. Mint Boo out...
Terrified to press the button and find out that I'm dead, so before my inevitable demise I want to write this comment. It's been a joy competing this season, and I've already made it further than I did in Season 1. Big ups to the EWOW team for taking on the work of bringing us these episodes, and best of luck to the contestants still in! Will edit this post depending if I'm dead or not. . . . . . . . . . . . . EDIT: NO FREAKING WAY
While #1,090 is a significantly lower placement than #122, I am still happy with my performance this round, considering that the prompt was a bit tricky for me to come up with a good answer to. We always have next time! (until we run out of lives...)
I have lose my last life, and have placed in the top 2,200 constestants (exact placement 2157) glad I made it this far and got this high of a placement! Goodluck to the rest of you EWOWers =)
Let me put my story in as I been looking at all of these wonderful comments. I honestly don't know how I'm still surviving. Ever since 2B I had one life because I had a mid response first round, and I did an email typo resulting in me not submitting my response. This episode I placed 282nd still no extra life. But I will prevail until my last drop of life is depleted. -DavthehootyDartrixowl
I'm so pumped that I jumped up from sitting in the thousands to 334th place! 🤯 This coming prompt feels like it's made for me so of course I can't think of anything good! 😭 Wish me luck, I'm still on my last life!
Hey all! We noticed after finishing the video that the part at 5:20 felt a little ambiguous with the text on-screen, so just to be clear: the "Voting randomly or strategically" line refers to intentionally bad-faith votes, such as just placing responses in a random order because you're lazy, or intentionally voting bad responses high and good responses low to gain a competitive advantage. This behavior is frowned upon, but this alone doesn't incur any punishment other than potentially getting those votes removed. The other stuff (ESPECIALLY using alts/friends to vote you up multiple times) is far more severe and will be heavily punished. This will be explained more concretely in EWOW 6A, but I just wanted to leave this early clarification!
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OOH. So that’s why getting a shoutout is like that! You need to do a lot of work for getting a chance to be mentioned in front of thousands of people! Doing all of that makes it worth it! But it’s not that easy since there are many others that are doing that as well.
And how is there any way to tell if you voted randomly or strategically?
[TRACT B]
We have gathered here today in memory of our fallen saviour, Bababnas.
He was a worthy opponent, springing into action as soon as the doors to EWOW opened up to us all.
Yet, he has been robbed of his rightful place in this competition, eliminated at 4,100th - a time far too soon for one of the most outgoing and exciting EWOWers to date.
Bababnas shall be remembered not only in our minds as a powerful EWOW competitor, but in our hearts as a loyal, charming ally and friend.
As us living EWOWers march on in this game, we all shall reminisce of the eager, supportive companion we all knew as Bababnas.
*Rest in peace, Bababnas. You will be missed.*
RIP Bababnas o7 We will miss you dearly. 😭😭
fly high bababnas
RIP BABABNAS.. Heck, even my own response was an acronym for “BABABNASLOL”.
“Bababnas”
~ Bababnas, 2024
bababnas
As one of the 6 remaining EWOW contestants whose name starts with 8, it’s my duty to give everyone a status report once again:
[11:54]
This round, we did NOT do good. None of us gained a life, 5 of us lost a life, and only 1 of us stayed neutral. Also, our life count is now down to 9 out of a possible 104.
Unfortunately, another comrade bit the dust, that being 8ggt. May they rest in peace.
Our highest placement was 892nd and our average placement was 2775th.
Also, thanks for shouting me out! :D
As one of 5 remaining EWOW contestants whose name starts with “Number” (not “#”, sorry #1 Sigma Rizz Lord and others with #, maybe another time.) It is my Duty to give everyone a status report like all other B episodes.
Possibly wrong timestamps:
[ 13:21 ] Leaderboard
[ 16:56 ] Contestant Grids
This round, we did pretty decent. EVERYONE ALIVE RESPONDED *AND* GOT OVER 50%!! Unfortunately, I, Numbergamer, was 52 ranks off from surviving. But everyone else lived! But nobody gained a life. No we are down to 11 of a possible 80.
We miss you guys, despite ya’ll don’t respond with or without good answers to prompts. These are the status of every Number:
EWOW 3 eliminations:
number15d | DNP | 15,827th
number one dream stan!!! | DNP | 14,215th
NumburzOnMyMind | 10,592nd
EWOW 4 eliminations:
Numeral Thinker | DNP | 9,129th
NumberFanagram Fanatic | DNP |8,169th
Currently Alive:
Numberi | 4L | 777th
NumberGabe | 2L | 1,251st
Numerical | 2L | 1,887th
Numbergamer | 2L(-1) | 2,100th
NumbaTheNumero | 1L | 585th
Average Placements
Active Responders: 1,320th
All: 6,395th
I guess this is ironic. Last round, I gained a life, being the best Number. Now… It’s the complete opposite. Being the only one to lose a life. But gg, guys. We are in the top 1/4th! I wish EVERYONE good luck, and as always, INCREASE BY ONE!
Thanks for this status report, I am one who lost a life this round (2313th) putting me down to 1. I hope us 8's have better luck in the future.
As one of the 7 fallen EWOW contestants whose name starts with 8, I wish the remaining 8’ers a lot of luck in the next rounds!
I also want to thank you 8BitTaco for letting me rest in peace.🕊
@@8ggtNo problem
@@8bit_cat72I hope we do better too. Good luck in the next round!
I can't believe some_nerd and Wiscause officially declared me the winner of EWOW prematurely!
(Everyone please thank them for hosting 5b)
/2048 new
oh nice I’m on the same leaderboard screen as the winner of ewow then
Nah I don't think I will
EWOW 5b is a game.
username checks out
A pretty hard one at that, this episode's prompt was pretty hard. I've been keeping all 3 of my lives up until this round, when I lost my first one. My response was "I'm from Svalbard, I control flora. Obey me, get free crops."
Insert 2 random ewowers with the biggest cake imaginable in the thumbnail
Hey, it’s Shining Star here! Real shame that I lost my last life, but I wish the rest of the EWOWERS good luck in the competition. You all are shining stars in my eyes!
Your neighbour here, sad to see you go 😢
I also lost my last life this round. Being busy with school work really hits hard.
NOOO, another “Shi” page ewower gone…
I lost my last life too 😔
I got eliminated also, but I think I would have survived if my EWOW 3 response wasn't so grody.
I personally think that ewow
i agree
ye it's like cathartic to my life
Me too
Actually, I’m gonna disagree with you because the TWOW.
That's deep bro
If there's a captioning mistake, it's still cloverpepsi's fault.
I'm reporting this comment
@@cloverpepsi
Dear cloverpepsi,
Your report ticket has been processed and reviewed by our human quality assurance team. We have chosen not to remove some_nerd's assertion, as it is truthful and accurate to the best of our knowledge. Any and all captioning mistakes are cloverpepsi's fault.
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EWOW Development Coordinator
Wow, you did a good job hosting *some* of the episode!
Hi some_nerd
thank you for hosting I will be playing the podcast as I fall asleep
OMG WHAT WHAT WHAT 1:25 !!!!
i thought it would never happen man im shaking rn 😭 😭
congrats!
CONGRATS!! Your response was so cool, it’s a total deserved win in my book!
congrats :)
100% deserved! That's one of the most creative TWOW responses I’ve ever witnessed!
Congration
1 spot from survival...
RIP 🫡)7
One vote made all the difference!
WE'RE GETTING EWOW 5B BEFORE BFDIA 14 and II2 15 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥
Its in 2 days chill bruh
Were
Hi
This ends on August 12th my birthday :0
@@woodmangofr
Well, that is the end for my journey. It was really fun and I’m so happy I had the chance to do this! Thank you Cary for hosting another season so many fans that could not join the first season have a chance here! I wish good luck to all the remaining Ewowers and this is 044r singing off.
Placement - 3,948th
glad i won ewow, thank you voters
it's a game.
It indeed is a game
-And now I know it's just a game-
@@want-diversecontent3887I know that reference
THIS ROUND WAS GOATED FOR THE PARTY [CITATION NEEDED] YIPPEEEEE
MAJOR CONGRATS TO YUAKIM AND SICTO (as well as purple, scorb and xyloba, plus jumpman and srimochi) FOR BEING THE GOATS OF EWOW
BARELY PRIZED!! I saw this when it was uploaded last night but only properly got to watch the video through today and I didn't realise how close it was! .02% is remarkable, but I am glad to have scraped by :]
when the pizza is squishy
WE'RE SO BACK LEOPARD NATION
MAKING SOLAR FLARES 🔥🔥🔥
ITS LEAHING TIME 🔥
RIP Bababnas.
we lost a real one
NO... THIS CAN'T BE... NO!!!!!!
Huh, so Alixlion0511 was right. What a competitive show-down.
This Is The Greatest EWOW 5B Of All Time Like If You Ogre
I saw Juliansl at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
am an ogre grrrraaaaahhhhhhhh
I definitely ogre
How 1 Hour Ago?
i am a pine cone but i likey dis 👍
12:04 NOOOOO BABABNAS
we must honor our fallen bababna friend
Let me write its obituary. "Bababnas Bababnas Bababnas. Bananas ... Bababnas Bababnas. Bababnas? Bababnas, Bababnas Bababnas; Bababanas. Bababnas Bababnas Bababnas! Bababnas. Bababnas ... Bababnas? Bababnas: Bababnas Bababnas Bababnas. Bababnas... Bababnas Bababnas Bababnas, Bababnas! Bababnas; Bababnas Bababnas Bababnas Bababnas Bababnas Bababnas Bababnas Bababnas. ... Bababnas Bababnas Bababnas. Bababnas: Bababnas! Bababnas, Bababnas; Bababnas. Bababnas ... Bababnas Bababnas? Bababnas." RIP, Bababnas, hopefully this eulogie will serve good.
No
It has been an honor competing this season. I was Runaway Boxcar. Change Da World. My Final Message. Goodbye.
parallel paperbacks, if you're seeing this, know that i'm supporting you all the way till the end! you're one of the last contestants alive with "paper" in the name. wanna let you know that i read all your pastebins!
here's to another survival
Well, you sure like paper, Paper2222. Also, what is Parallel Paperbacks linking us to?
@@danielsantoro6332 it's a pastebin link, cuz you don't have enough space in the video to type out more than 30~ characters
o7-paper2222
most goated top 20 board of all time
fire episode guys keep cooking
Even though I was eliminated, I enjoyed it while it lasted. Good luck everyone
Agreed
Hello! I am DyllieHoola, one of the current EWOWers who is currently staying up past midnight watching and responding to this instead of sleeping. I would like to:
A) thank the wondrous voters who helped me and thousands of other EWOWers join the final quarter of EWOW! (Fun fact: If we were in BFDI, the current participating EWOWers would all be Rocky, Flower, Spongy, Bubble, Leafy, and Firey!), and
B) Formally apologize for not making my EWOW 4 response a palindrome.
Hope to see you all again in the next episode of EWOW!
Edit: Last Place Speeeeedrunner actually did NOT get last place, they got 16,603rd place, ahead of ThatCrAZyguy, Geendashy, Minty Splint, and the true last-placer, jeff670.
Edit 2: There are 138 instances of "idk", 497 instances of "twow", and 2245 instances of "ewow" (including names)
13:58 Exactly 1,000th place, with a score of exactly 60%! Wow, that's round
I feel like getting 1,592nt place with 3.14% is more round.
My fellow 1542 1 lifers, stay determined and think wisely.
Will do. I been on one life since 2B still hanging in there
Atleast I got 282nd place this round but still no extra life
-Davthehootydartrixowl
i will
I give up on EWOW. Good luck everyone else competing!
Btw if you are waiting for 6A, just a note that recent EWOW A episodes Like EWOW 4A and EWOW 5A
They both took only 10 days to release after the B episodes right before them
I Am From UK not US so Expect the day a little bit wrong
EWOW 3B: 9th June
EWOW 4A: 19th June
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EWOW 4B: 3rd July
EWOW 5A: 13th July
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So to continue the pattern….
----------------
EWOW 5B: 9th August
So…
EWOW 6A: 19th August?
So expect EWOW 6A on 19th August
Dropin' by to say that thy are completely wrong 👍.
We got new EWOW 5b faster than actual 5b being finished
The 5 bees will decide your fate.
Having 1 life left is scary. This was my worst performance yet with 36.33% placing 3329th. I guess I took it a bit too seriously. There's a chance we might find out who will have their final placement as 2763rd in EWOW 6!
Yippee! Finally got back on the prize list. It took me a lot of time to think of my response and I'm happy with 141st.
What I'm learning is that I shouldn't be too confident OR unconfident in my responses. Last prompt I ranked far lower than I was expecting given how good I felt my response was. This prompt I ranked higher than I thought my response would because I didn't think I was all that clever. Just goes to show that you shouldn't sell yourself short, but don't get a big head.
erm why is EWOW 5B not a 2D platformer game
Celeste
GAH! I thought my deceptive plan of submitting 3 days late would work!!!
i gotta get good this round
Welp my journey ends here, at least I got in the top 5000 this time and did better than most people, I was honestly expecting to be out in 3B but gl to everyone else still in
wow i can't believe i'm 1,812th and still kicking! thank you guys for the votes (:
Lost my first life this round, can't say I'm too shocked-especially since I'm a god and all-but this day was always going to come. Kinda wish I had been the god of throwing pebbles at people instead of just pebbles, but I only thought of that days before this episode released. My main takeaway here: don't go with the first thing you think of, because a thousand other people probably also thought of that as well. Damn magic tricks.
I'm really excited to get started brainstorming about the next prompt, there are so many possibilities for creative, funny, and clever responses. I hope to gain back my lost life this round, but I can't say that'll ever happen. Fingers crossed I make it into the top 1000, and good luck to all living books!
I SURVIVED OH MY GOD???
AND I GAINED A LIFE?????
Wow I wasn’t expected to score this high on the prompt. 1521st that my second highest 🎉
Honestly, I think I’m “cooked”.
With my writing abilities, I’m going to “lock in” and try to prize this round…
*no matter what it takes*
I’m at my last life.
every screen of the top submissions always have that 1 guy thats trying to make their response not sound mundane by saying the biggest words possible. like theyre choking on a dictionary or something
I’m in the top 22.9% of everyone! I’m also in the top 39% of best performing contestants. I predict my final placement will be in the top 10% of everyone, which is great!
May I suggest that putting notes or indications that the eliminated participant is an AI in the spreadsheet? Thanks!
Your cabbage is melting Cary time is running out.
10:35 - Here I am, at my highest (raw) placement yet! But it seems this has also been my most controversial response yet… I may have lost a life if I happened to get hostile voters.
Man I hope I got that in on time.... It's not my best work but I'm only submitting it now
ewow 5:
Place: 3,120th Avg Score: 39.3% Dev: 28.06% V: 37 L: 2
Last life!! I need to come up with something really good!!!
Aw shucks, I've been eliminated. I think I had it coming after 5A to be fair, and the prompt was weirdly difficult. Good luck to those who still remain!
I agree, I pretty much knew I'd be out after that prompt because I couldn't come up with anything. It was still a fun experience though, and I happy that I got in the top 30% with 3949th.
OH NOOOOOO!! IM LOOSING LIVES, IM AT 1 LIFE LEFT!!! >
the top response was ass
I’m….eliminated….being out so early too…4,060th place overall…sad indeed. Hey, but out of probably like 18000 contestants, top 4000 ain’t bad, well, being eliminated in the 5th episode is pretty bad but whatever. I was glad to be apart of this.
Good game brother... I hope im not eliminated too
That sure was the Eleven Words of Wisdom.
Reactions after watching the video:
Damn, we are slowly getting smaller and smaller. To think that I'm even part of the Top 25% is astonishing. To those eliminated, pat yourself in the back for surviving up until now, y'all did great! To the others who are still competing, let's finish off those AIs!!!
Looking back at the EWOW 5's prompt, I want to admit that it was hard. Maybe it's because of my low reading comprehension around that time due to getting into an accident. Maybe that's it because now I have lots of ideas for a response for EWOW 6's prompt.
My response was pertaining to star reading or astrology, but I should've inputted the word rather than implying it. And as I remember, my other response was suppose to be "In exactly 5555+ years, you all would be laughing right now." which is a reference to Thailand's country title which is the Land of Smiles!
Lastly, I'm just spewing what I'm thinking of right now, but I might change my booksona. It's been 5 episodes, It's time for a change!
That's all the ramblings of Reignhold, See y'all in EWOW 6A!
Thank you some_nerd and Squishy Cherries On White Background for hosting the 5Bth edition of EWOW.
8:06 It's me at 7th! Never thought I'd be featured in EWOW! (besides the contestant ranks)
down to one life… good luck to the rest of yall
1,167th, which to be honest, I'm fine with, definitely don't think my response this round was good enough to be near where I ranked in EWOW 3/4, at least happy I'm still on 3 lives.
I would also like to pay my respects to the legend, "Bababnas". We will never forget the legacy you've forged with your eye-opening commentary, may you rest in peace.
I have neither gained nor lost a life. I do not need it. I remain at 3 lives, as GOD intended!
this truly was an ewow 5b (response deadline: august 12th)
Dang, getting eliminated on a low note (40.00%) but for what it's worth, this was pretty fun experience throughout the 5 rounds I've partook in. With surviving 2 of 5 rounds, placing 4,118th out of 16,607 I bid you all farewell.
Give the rest your best remaining ewowers, this is Nathaniel closing my final chapter in my turquoise and red book.
I got eliminated at 39.49%. Guess it’s because my response was TEN words and that’s not good for ELEVEN words of wisdom. 4,135th is way higher than I could’ve ever expected. I thought I would’ve died in EWOW 3. Nope. It took 2 more episodes.
And of course Bababnas had to place above me I hate this game
Lets go!!! 7 life squad AND top 10 RR, crazy day for sure.
Hey look, I'm 1987th. Actually got very close to death this time. Hopefully i don't get closer.
I knew it was Joever for me as soon as I saw the prompt. It was fun while it lasted. At least I beat 23 ai, that's makes me 23% better than machine.
4,081st out of 16,607...
Can't say I'm surprised, but I never expected it to be this early. To anyone that finds this comment, I wish the best of luck to you if you're still competing.
If you aren't, then you still did a great job, and I hope you succeed in some other aspect of life. But until that happens, I'll see myself out into the EWOW afterlife.
Mint Boo out...
Welp, I'm eliminated now, still 4,072nd is pretty good, almost made it to the top 25%.
“My time has come”
-BubMarch
Buring Bird here! Unfortunately, I have been eliminated so therefore, I must go into the water to wash my wings away.
k bye
It was fun while it lasted, but I was truly not cut out for these prompts.
Goodluck to eveyone still in the game!!^^
OH YEAH OH YEAH OH YEAH!!!
congrats on 7 lives!
OMG TOP 500 I THOUGHT I WAS COOKED
Noooo, I'm out! Usernamey, as the only other 'user' guy left, you HAVE to win this! I believe in you! I have faith in you!
IM SO COOKED!!! I got 1 live left cause I forgot to submit twice 💀💀💀
same man i forgot to response once and now i have 1 life left
For god's name Cary, do something against the bots in the comments of the JnJ channel ! PLEASE DO SOMETHING !!!
Terrified to press the button and find out that I'm dead, so before my inevitable demise I want to write this comment. It's been a joy competing this season, and I've already made it further than I did in Season 1. Big ups to the EWOW team for taking on the work of bringing us these episodes, and best of luck to the contestants still in! Will edit this post depending if I'm dead or not.
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where did you place?
@@apollo1493they got 1,020th
I already have my own Ewow skin! But still isn’t participating😔
OH MY GOD I SURVIVED THANK YOU-
Ok, but seriously I thought I would get out, but will definitely get out next round-
i got eliminated due to my disinterest in the game
shame; wanted to say something about cheese and the sun but it’s too late now :(
While #1,090 is a significantly lower placement than #122, I am still happy with my performance this round, considering that the prompt was a bit tricky for me to come up with a good answer to. We always have next time! (until we run out of lives...)
Bababnas.
R.I.P
WE MISS YOU
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We miss you bababnas
Rest in peace, Bababnas
oh my god I survived at 1 heart
Oh hi fourtle
fourtle you gotta LOCK IN this round
NOOO MY RESPONSE DIDNT GET IN I ONLY HAVE 1 LIFE im so scared
holy crap lois its ewow 5b
hehehehe ewow more like ewow these responses lowkey sucked
ok nerd
@@epsilon9669 each passing day makes me prefer your doppelgänger more and more
Aww, im sad that i got eliminated, but well, it was fun to compete, but i guess thats the end, good luck to those still in, take care everyone!!
So glad i got to compete!
I have lose my last life, and have placed in the top 2,200 constestants (exact placement 2157) glad I made it this far and got this high of a placement! Goodluck to the rest of you EWOWers =)
This was made 8 days before my birthday
Happy late birthday!!!
Waiiiit why was 7:25 kinda the best frame in the entire episode
Welp, im eliminated. Im sayisfied with being in the final 4478. I wish AtomicallyAccurate the best.
Looks like I got eliminated, bye bye fellow contestants.
This was truly a EWOW 5B moment
Can i voice in bfdia and tepot
Let me put my story in as I been looking at all of these wonderful comments.
I honestly don't know how I'm still surviving.
Ever since 2B I had one life because I had a mid response first round, and I did an email typo resulting in me not submitting my response.
This episode I placed 282nd still no extra life. But I will prevail until my last drop of life is depleted. -DavthehootyDartrixowl
I’m glad that the issues with cheating were addressed! I hope that everyone plays fairly from now on. Great episode!
well im never mentioning skibidi toilet ever again!
I'm so pumped that I jumped up from sitting in the thousands to 334th place! 🤯
This coming prompt feels like it's made for me so of course I can't think of anything good! 😭
Wish me luck, I'm still on my last life!
One life brother!
Some_nerd’s glasses must be incredibly dirty if they need to keep wiping them.
Do you know why, the sun’s in sky it’s round earth