How the Nintendo Switch TRIGGERS You!

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  • Опубликовано: 2 янв 2025

Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @gapedandamazed6988
    @gapedandamazed6988 4 года назад +347

    1:26 "the cartridges tastes awful" ah yes... thats the only relatable experience from the switch

    • @sonicfan9144
      @sonicfan9144 4 года назад +9

      Okay, where do people keep getting the idea to lick the Switch cartridges?!

    • @ponkypink3389
      @ponkypink3389 4 года назад +3

      same for me

    • @gapedandamazed6988
      @gapedandamazed6988 4 года назад +5

      @@ponkypink3389 an alternative for drugs

    • @kirbywithaknife1722
      @kirbywithaknife1722 3 года назад +2

      Once I was eating chips but ate a game card

    • @gapedandamazed6988
      @gapedandamazed6988 3 года назад +1

      @@kirbywithaknife1722 understandable and I 100% agree

  • @thewhitelynx8492
    @thewhitelynx8492 7 лет назад +264

    Friend: my new macbook has 10%
    Me: dont worry i got my charger with me
    *pulls out nintendo switch*

    • @edgarmartinez7371
      @edgarmartinez7371 4 года назад +2

      Apple knew that would happen; that is why you cannot bring the NS to school anymore

  • @m0kkori
    @m0kkori 7 лет назад +2502

    "The cartridge tastes awful" Who had the idea to taste it ?

    • @yusufragab1674
      @yusufragab1674 7 лет назад +159

      Game Carton Everyone on the internet.

    • @flz_5848
      @flz_5848 7 лет назад +77

      I tasted my MK8D Cartridge. It was awful

    • @m0kkori
      @m0kkori 7 лет назад +70

      BenDaVlogger i know but why are ADULTS trying to eat cartridges ?

    • @coleschubert9868
      @coleschubert9868 7 лет назад +53

      Game Carton because they are wondering what it taste like

    • @Patichu
      @Patichu 7 лет назад +25

      Game Carton I was dared to put ten carts in my mouth and now it doesn't affect me

  • @aleksabalazevic1524
    @aleksabalazevic1524 4 года назад +92

    U know its good when the best argument he can make up is "the dock looks like a toaster yet doesn't make toast"

    • @PuffyCloud10
      @PuffyCloud10 3 года назад +3

      dude he did you even see the intro

    • @tomlinson1710
      @tomlinson1710 Месяц назад

      It’s a nintoaster. And yes, it works

    • @ChickenMcKicken
      @ChickenMcKicken 8 дней назад

      with how the switch runs games like fortnite it may as well be a toaster on its own

  • @gammaboost
    @gammaboost 4 года назад +573

    "The wrist straps require so much force to pull off."
    *WHEN WILL YOU LEARN*

    • @Neochrono
      @Neochrono 4 года назад +19

      He's an idiot.

    • @starwarsfan9362
      @starwarsfan9362 4 года назад +34

      if you try to remove the wrist straps while they are locked than it will cause your joycon to be loose

    • @johnspaulding9397
      @johnspaulding9397 4 года назад +10

      Retro Modern gamer the button and he lock you need to release

    • @queensgambitdeclined
      @queensgambitdeclined 4 года назад +9

      Zen Ukko The date, and the intro. read the room

    • @waflre
      @waflre 4 года назад +15

      @@agamerdude7596 how do you sue a youtuber

  • @destroyerwill6122
    @destroyerwill6122 7 лет назад +528

    Honestly i'm glad the cartrages taste bad... my dog has already ate $300 worth of 3ds games

    • @aliselkhi9795
      @aliselkhi9795 7 лет назад +21

      honestly thats why cartrages taste bad

    • @VMan776
      @VMan776 7 лет назад +12

      Destroyer Willy Are you serious? Do you not have a hiding spot or anything? And that can't be healthy, either...

    • @destroyerwill6122
      @destroyerwill6122 7 лет назад +3

      sometimes I forget to put them away

    • @grumpyyellowfang3344
      @grumpyyellowfang3344 7 лет назад +12

      Aww what a Ripoff
      Whats the point in buying them anymore if I can't eat em

    • @bioberserkrgaming
      @bioberserkrgaming 7 лет назад

      AbdallahSmash026#1Fan liquid ass

  • @mastermoes3651
    @mastermoes3651 7 лет назад +280

    1:26 you know what they say, all Nintendo Switch screen carriers toast toast!

  • @anoddpotato3608
    @anoddpotato3608 4 года назад +38

    2:38 Actually, yes. They got into legal trouble with Activision for including analog triggers on the Wii Classic controller.

  • @TheNapol
    @TheNapol 5 лет назад +189

    Sleep mode: *AM I A JOKE TO YOU!?*

    • @johnspaulding9397
      @johnspaulding9397 4 года назад +1

      ThëÑäpøł ThëÑäpøł I pretty sure it was added later on I am going to check

    • @BeatACVR
      @BeatACVR 4 года назад

      John Spaulding the icons in the video were: News, Shop, Album, Controller, Settings, and sleep mode

    • @NintendoFanatic2001
      @NintendoFanatic2001 4 года назад

      It's in the menu alone

    • @AngeryStonks
      @AngeryStonks 4 года назад

      My battery drains in sleep mode

    • @ZhaneTheAnimator
      @ZhaneTheAnimator 4 года назад

      I know right

  • @mrkitloin
    @mrkitloin 6 лет назад +272

    1:59. Technically you can by holding down the home button to make quick menu show up.

    • @darbysylvia8273
      @darbysylvia8273 6 лет назад +2

      mr.kitloin yah

    • @darbysylvia8273
      @darbysylvia8273 6 лет назад

      Pro Bow 47 wow 🤣🤣🤣

    • @CraftBattleAxe
      @CraftBattleAxe 6 лет назад +13

      He means to actually turn it off, not put it in sleep mode. You can hold down the power button on the tablet to completely turn off the Switch.

    • @thetwosisters931
      @thetwosisters931 5 лет назад

      mr

    • @BossCrazyRoss
      @BossCrazyRoss 5 лет назад

      And you can turn it on just by pressing the home button

  • @amorfendi
    @amorfendi 5 лет назад +1003

    Title: How the Nintendo Switch triggers you!
    Me: one word:
    Drifting

    • @kimothefungenuis
      @kimothefungenuis 5 лет назад +30

      Switch online

    • @powerpuffpj4975
      @powerpuffpj4975 5 лет назад +11

      online

    • @kyurenga4665
      @kyurenga4665 5 лет назад +17

      i have drifting on both

    • @kyurenga4665
      @kyurenga4665 5 лет назад +7

      @@wrhwafsf9910 no we should sue the company producing the switch in their chinese factory

    • @kimothefungenuis
      @kimothefungenuis 5 лет назад +5

      @@wrhwafsf9910 for switch online? Yes. for anything else ? Nah I am too lazy

  • @thesaucylorax
    @thesaucylorax 3 года назад +89

    Actually you can turn off the switch in docked mode with both pro controlers, and joy cons, just hold the home button for a couple seconds on the home screen and the option to power down will pop up on the side

    • @davido6444
      @davido6444 2 года назад

      ok smartass

    • @miacarter9970
      @miacarter9970 2 года назад

      The fact he said it’s a joke and you true to solv his non problems

    • @goose7618
      @goose7618 Год назад

      @@miacarter9970 shut up mia.

    • @bt3743
      @bt3743 Год назад +1

      You can't. You need to use the physical power button

    • @goose7618
      @goose7618 Год назад

      @@bt3743 nope.

  • @williamthegeckowallace3573
    @williamthegeckowallace3573 5 лет назад +418

    '3rd parties might ditch this in a year cause its not powerful"
    2019: overwatch, cuphead, rocket league, hollow knight, fortnite, dark souls, minecraft, civ 6, abzu, diablo 3, nba 2k18, monster hunter generations, fifa, hellblade, Doom
    that statement aged like milk

  • @captconrad6014
    @captconrad6014 5 лет назад +70

    "Third parties might ditch the console in a year."
    Fast forward to February 2019 and the Nintendo Direct was more third party games than Nintendo games.

    • @stijnstolze3018
      @stijnstolze3018 11 месяцев назад

      and playstation and xbox dont even have first party games in their showcase

  • @lilycreeper5246
    @lilycreeper5246 5 лет назад +70

    0:59 try unlocking it and/or hold the button on the back of the joy-con
    [I'm 12 and I can take it on and off with ease]
    1:59 hold the home button for like 3 seconds and press A
    2:07 press the "save card to console" button (option)
    2:44 buy a gripper thing

    • @DementedDoritoOfdoom
      @DementedDoritoOfdoom 5 лет назад +7

      For 1:59 I'm pretty sure ou couldn't do that with earlier versions

    • @aspol12
      @aspol12 5 лет назад +2

      Burnt_Toast that’s not how r/woooosh works

    • @sebthagoat101
      @sebthagoat101 5 лет назад

      Or the button too

    • @adamgenez
      @adamgenez 5 лет назад +2

      You don’t need to press the button to remove the wrist strap. Not many people know this. So if your wrist strap is stuck, the only thing that holds it in place is the lock.

    • @slepopeo247
      @slepopeo247 5 лет назад

      @@buttered_t0ast482 bruh he was saying he was 12 to compare his strength to a grown man

  • @somedeadchannel2121
    @somedeadchannel2121 3 года назад +26

    “I have to put my credit card every time I want to buy a game”
    Me: NINTENDO CARDS

  • @xzeri2041
    @xzeri2041 7 лет назад +329

    *The cartridges taste awful*

    • @Skellyy
      @Skellyy 7 лет назад

      They taste good

    • @subzerotheiceninga8254
      @subzerotheiceninga8254 7 лет назад +2

      It is true, I tried them, for some reason Super Mario Odyssey is the worst I have tasted which is wierd because it is a newer game.

    • @lyndamarin5803
      @lyndamarin5803 7 лет назад

      xzeriscape WHAT!!

    • @lpslove4104
      @lpslove4104 6 лет назад +2

      What if I’m on the go and hangry? Like they could’ve at least made them taste ok.

    • @crowNus_
      @crowNus_ 6 лет назад

      *yoshiii*

  • @kingkryptonite0
    @kingkryptonite0 7 лет назад +144

    No Mario Odyssey at launch?!
    *Triggered!*

    • @DerpiestGameBlast
      @DerpiestGameBlast 7 лет назад +3

      It gets worse. Skylanders Imagenators came out on launch but not Mario Odyssey. I like Skylanders but still!!!

    • @dylansbjpm
      @dylansbjpm 7 лет назад

      Mario Odyssey is coming out on December 29.

    • @two5052
      @two5052 7 лет назад +1

      DylanSBJPM
      No.

    • @dylansbjpm
      @dylansbjpm 7 лет назад +3

      I know it's coming out on October 27, but this comment was before I knew about it.
      December 29 was what it said on Amazon.

    • @korneel2816
      @korneel2816 7 лет назад

      King Kryptonite i like your profile pic!:D

  • @japhreal
    @japhreal 4 года назад +85

    My teacher: oh shoot my Mac books almost dead.
    Me: Dont worry! I know how to fix this.
    Puts a Nintendo switch in the macbook

  • @anaisforoughi3233
    @anaisforoughi3233 4 года назад +129

    "the cartridges taste awful" *they did that for a reason*

    • @agamerdude7596
      @agamerdude7596 4 года назад +7

      its because to prevent choking hazard do you want kids to choke

    • @agamerdude7596
      @agamerdude7596 4 года назад +1

      @Telangninja! your acting like a 5 year old kid get lost

    • @Anabe1l
      @Anabe1l 4 года назад +7

      @@agamerdude7596 why so toxic

    • @Owen_loves_Butters
      @Owen_loves_Butters 4 года назад +2

      @@Anabe1l Karen detected

    • @Anabe1l
      @Anabe1l 4 года назад +2

      @@Owen_loves_Butters how?

  • @Buddybhe
    @Buddybhe 5 лет назад +178

    3:05 I have OCD and that doesn't bother me, it's actually pretty satisfying

  • @ashtar3876
    @ashtar3876 6 лет назад +167

    "The games taste awful"
    Me: They did that so you baby doesnt eat them
    Bandy: NOW IM *TRIGGERED*

  • @hundreadrides7730
    @hundreadrides7730 6 лет назад +229

    1:24
    There's actually a toaster accessory that you can buy for 79.99

  • @sebastianbass946
    @sebastianbass946 3 года назад +50

    Hold the home button to turn it off using the controllers. You can save credit card information as long as you're 18+. I agree with the b-button being too close to the joystick and think it should have analog triggers. I still hate mismatched joycons.

    • @fasty93
      @fasty93 2 года назад

      Thank you!

    • @trevorbeatz5741
      @trevorbeatz5741 2 года назад

      lol

    • @anthonydoesstuff
      @anthonydoesstuff 2 года назад +1

      Maybe this was when saving information like that wasn't a thing.

    • @Ryan-lr1gy
      @Ryan-lr1gy Год назад

      @@anthonydoesstuffI second this. I remember when I got mine day 1 u couldn’t save it and it pissed me off

    • @sebastianbass946
      @sebastianbass946 Год назад

      @@WiiManElite Via Sleep Mode. It’s not full power off, but it works.

  • @unusedaccount5901
    @unusedaccount5901 5 лет назад +78

    3:09 one day with my friend I jokely connect my switch with a LG charger
    It worked and me and my friend were like:
    ._.

  • @YesAmFrienD
    @YesAmFrienD 4 года назад +421

    "The dock looks like a toaster when it won't make toast"
    "The game cartridges taste terrible"
    So that's why I shouldn't get a switch
    Edit: I have one now, and his points are in fact true.

    • @alex-hat04
      @alex-hat04 4 года назад +5

      I cant even afford the switch. :(

    • @Gamer-bq1ds
      @Gamer-bq1ds 4 года назад +2

      @@alex-hat04 sed

    • @PokéWareInc448
      @PokéWareInc448 4 года назад +1

      He says, "The cartridges taste awful."

    • @peterpham9061
      @peterpham9061 4 года назад

      @@alex-hat04 my Aunty brought me one I got 3 then got 2 more then got 1 more

    • @ciarandaragh8676
      @ciarandaragh8676 4 года назад

      Why eat a game cartridge like why I'm confused

  • @Chipfoxxo
    @Chipfoxxo 4 года назад +54

    That feeling when you're playing Super Mario Maker 2 multiplayer versus and someone starts tea-bagging next to you to be friendly and you try to teabag back but because you have joy-con drift all you're doing is crouching for a second, getting back up, and crouching again. Not to mention you have to apply more force than usual on the control stick. Also, if you're making a level, every five seconds the screen randomly moves because of the damn joy-con drift.
    Oh, yeah, and I almost forgot to mention Nintendo Switch Online.

    • @MrWeeb-cx9db
      @MrWeeb-cx9db 4 года назад +4

      Dude just use a straw. Get a straw pinch one end but still enough room for air and stick it under the rubber flap under the joystick and take a deep breath and blow(make sure there isnt any saliva) and it should fix it. It worked for me

    • @manwithnoname1120
      @manwithnoname1120 4 года назад +1

      Mr. Weeb or OR use isopropyl alcohol and wipe under the flap or buy new joycons.

    • @MrWeeb-cx9db
      @MrWeeb-cx9db 4 года назад +1

      @@manwithnoname1120 I tried that before but didn't work for me plus it's the cheapest option

    • @agamerdude7596
      @agamerdude7596 4 года назад +1

      wow what an awful speech kid

    • @agamerdude7596
      @agamerdude7596 4 года назад

      @PlasmaTaco pls stop am done fighting ok?

  • @giantpinkcat
    @giantpinkcat 2 года назад +10

    "Where's my attack helicopter gender?"
    How to determine the age of a video on the Internet.

  • @starjumper8598
    @starjumper8598 5 лет назад +66

    1:59 actually you can. Hold the home button, then just select sleep mode.

    • @theorangedinosaur4098
      @theorangedinosaur4098 4 года назад +1

      I really! I'll try that

    • @YoungMrBlue
      @YoungMrBlue 4 года назад +4

      Yeah but we want to completely turn it off so we don't waste battery life of internet

    • @notactuallyray
      @notactuallyray 4 года назад +1

      Also to turn your switch on you can simply hold down the home button - thank me later

    • @zenvio
      @zenvio 4 года назад

      @@notactuallyray just press it.

    • @toonistiny
      @toonistiny 4 года назад

      I knew that even before I had my own Switch.... no, not really...

  • @chaospxl_
    @chaospxl_ 7 лет назад +174

    Looks like the non-analog Triggers...
    TRIGGERED YOU.

  • @Metrospyder
    @Metrospyder 4 года назад +66

    Ok it triggers me when RUclips's say the grips are too tight it's because they don't pull the lock button on them but one thing that does trigger me is no Bluetooth or headphone jacks on the controllers for when on t.v. I mean I get it for the joycons but why not the pro controller

    • @zerosocialskillz1221
      @zerosocialskillz1221 4 года назад +1

      Absolutely true.

    • @Owen_loves_Butters
      @Owen_loves_Butters 4 года назад

      What lock button?

    • @Metrospyder
      @Metrospyder 4 года назад

      @@Owen_loves_Butters there is a little white switch you can pull on the joy on grip extensions to unlock it from the joy con but nobody realizes it exist apparently

    • @Metrospyder
      @Metrospyder 4 года назад

      @Ryan Crawmer no it would work like how the ps4/ps5 controllers work where the sound comes out the tv unless you plug your headphones into the controller

  • @chrissimmons9743
    @chrissimmons9743 3 года назад +10

    1:23
    The Switch is so good, he had to include the doc being a nontoasting toaster and the cartridges tasting awful as filler

    • @gladiator19
      @gladiator19 3 года назад +2

      Did you see the intro?

  • @dylanr.7760
    @dylanr.7760 5 лет назад +87

    Fun triggering fact: after a little after a year the joycons that came with the switch suffer extreme joycon drift (the joycons start going in random directions.

    • @Soup-man
      @Soup-man 4 года назад

      That happened to me after around a year and said F it and got a pro controller and new Joycons.

    • @ChaoticKris964
      @ChaoticKris964 3 года назад

      I've had mine for 2 years and that has never happened

    • @johnfromsubway5868
      @johnfromsubway5868 2 года назад

      We know 😐

    • @nucci6865
      @nucci6865 2 года назад

      @@ChaoticKris964 how often do you use it? and what do they usually do when not being used?(do they just sit around, do they get knocked down a lot, etc..)

    • @Herobrine100x
      @Herobrine100x 2 года назад

      This can happen with all controllers with an analog(ue) stick, it's just the JoyCons get it way more often than any other controller.

  • @fen_real
    @fen_real 7 лет назад +227

    Wanna know what triggers me most about the switch?
    I can't buy it.
    EDIT 4 YEARS LATER: I got a switch like 3 years ago lmao

    • @xRager_Gamerx
      @xRager_Gamerx 7 лет назад +1

      Jonah S same

    • @animeisgay1729
      @animeisgay1729 7 лет назад +1

      Jonah S I sold my Wii and Xbox 360 and got €430 in store credit at cex.. I bought a switch and Mario kart 8 deluxe xD

    • @Kate-lr6yv
      @Kate-lr6yv 7 лет назад +1

      Biggie Cheese jjeez see this is what it takes

    • @michael04__806
      @michael04__806 7 лет назад

      Lol I bought it 3 days ago its amazing

    • @michael04__806
      @michael04__806 7 лет назад

      Biggie Cheese me too I bought mk8d

  • @charlieperrey5128
    @charlieperrey5128 6 лет назад +104

    0:34, That Joke is Gold!

    • @spirithalloween3828
      @spirithalloween3828 6 лет назад +6

      Charlie Perrey dead meme

    • @charlieperrey5128
      @charlieperrey5128 6 лет назад +3

      True, it's interesting though, however, who is getting triggered by attack helicopters not being a gender option, but it's so ridiculous, it's funny, makes no sense, but interesting.

    • @zombie_tsm
      @zombie_tsm 5 лет назад +1

      Pink gold

  • @SGTVLee
    @SGTVLee 2 года назад +14

    2:02 I’m not sure if this feature was there in 2017 but if you hold down the home button in tv mode there is a sleep option

    • @ot9523
      @ot9523 2 года назад

      I just saw this and was wondering about it to must of not been there when the switch first came out and they make it possible with a update i got my switch in 2019 so wouldn’t of known

  • @Aprill264
    @Aprill264 6 лет назад +31

    The thing that triggers me the most is that you cant specify the region anymore in online, now you can only specify the country

    • @Thewolfguys.cartoons2000
      @Thewolfguys.cartoons2000 5 лет назад

      What also triggers me is that there is no internet browser! EfhgjhgHHREEEEGHHWHAT?!? ARE KIDDING ME?! I mean okay I know it's a Wii u/3ds thing but WHY?!

  • @avocadofacecream7462
    @avocadofacecream7462 4 года назад +188

    “The dock might scratch the screen!”
    Screen protectors: *Am I a joke to you?*

    • @poimedhanzel2103
      @poimedhanzel2103 4 года назад +10

      BloomingRose36 put a sock between the switch and dock

    • @Mundwasser
      @Mundwasser 4 года назад +4

      You see... The dock is not what scratches the screen, you are what scratches the screen, Because of your conscious decision to put the switch in the dock.

    • @jalenhurtsenthusiast1
      @jalenhurtsenthusiast1 4 года назад +1

      What about the back

    • @Rhobeni
      @Rhobeni 4 года назад +2

      T-9000 beeg brain

    • @Mundwasser
      @Mundwasser 4 года назад +1

      @@Rhobeni yep.

  • @mehro64smm22
    @mehro64smm22 5 лет назад +43

    1:27 I know how you feel. Don't ask me why I tried it too.

  • @TtEL
    @TtEL 4 года назад +17

    1:00 - Have you tried *UNLOCKING* the locking mechanism? It should be a switch near the bottom.

    • @yamiibo
      @yamiibo 2 года назад +1

      Have you tried to read the disclaimer?

  • @redcyan72
    @redcyan72 7 лет назад +61

    I don't get why the joycons cost more than the pro controller.

    • @jonahmordhaim2705
      @jonahmordhaim2705 7 лет назад +5

      RUclipsTeen930 RBLX almost all of the technology inside is doubled.

    • @spaceenvironment5485
      @spaceenvironment5485 7 лет назад +2

      RUclipsTeen930 RBLX I don't get why the pro controller didn't come with my switch.

    • @bombytetoo
      @bombytetoo 7 лет назад

      Because joycons have rumble

    • @hypnodisckit7015
      @hypnodisckit7015 7 лет назад +1

      They have better vibration than the pro controller and the right joycon has a ir camera. Better vibration is better if you know what I mean:)

    • @squidyistoxic4344
      @squidyistoxic4344 7 лет назад +4

      Your basically buying 2 controllers when your buying new Joycons

  • @danielballis3661
    @danielballis3661 7 лет назад +68

    1:31 FRIEND CODES?! *Laughs* Nintendo, oh you've done so much right, but NOPE! Them kids, oh THEY WANT THEM CODES! THEY LIKE THE SECRET CODES! YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

  • @GummyJon
    @GummyJon 7 лет назад +10

    The kickstand actually breaks off, but can easily be put back in. the reason why is because if you insert the switch into the dock with the kickstand on it'll just pop off instead of being extremely broken.

  • @mariselojeda0810
    @mariselojeda0810 4 года назад +31

    3:05 i have OCD and the Joy-Con colors don't trigger me at all, in fact i love it

    • @Anonymous-zc3jc
      @Anonymous-zc3jc 4 года назад

      Same

    • @Anabe1l
      @Anabe1l 4 года назад +3

      @@agamerdude7596 this video is a joke dumbass

    • @ali.___..mrlegendman
      @ali.___..mrlegendman 11 месяцев назад

      Different

    • @MusuemBucket
      @MusuemBucket 5 месяцев назад

      @@agamerdude7596you’re actually delusional if you think his hatred is real for this video

    • @agamerdude7596
      @agamerdude7596 5 месяцев назад

      @@MusuemBucket Boi, you're way too late lol.

  • @MatthewGhirardi
    @MatthewGhirardi 4 года назад +16

    Nathaniel Bandy: I can’t use my Wii remotes anymore.
    Me: Technically you can, but you need a 3rd party adapter called a Magic NS adapter from Mayflash

  • @gameandwatch909
    @gameandwatch909 7 лет назад +92

    "Where is my attack helicopter gender?"
    It is down with all of the bad memes like dabbing.

    • @jackelinegonzalez8392
      @jackelinegonzalez8392 7 лет назад +9

      gameandwatch909 dabbing was never a meme and should stay dead

    • @PhantomDusclops92
      @PhantomDusclops92 7 лет назад

      WRONG WRONG YOURE ALL WRONG DABBING WILL NEVER DIE BECAUSE IS NOT A MEME BUT A DANCE STEP

    • @movedchanelslooktofeatured1470
      @movedchanelslooktofeatured1470 7 лет назад

      Phantom, How many chromosomes do you have?

    • @neilisbored2177
      @neilisbored2177 7 лет назад

      As much as a potato. No, i'm fucking serious, potatoes have more chromosomes than humans.

    • @samuelsanchez6082
      @samuelsanchez6082 7 лет назад

      gameandwatch909 as long as it triggers SJWs like you it's fine

  • @ItzBladee
    @ItzBladee 7 лет назад +80

    Why is everyone licking the cartridge??

    • @boydixonentertainment
      @boydixonentertainment 7 лет назад +1

      ItzBlade Some idiot on Twitter said they did it. So I guess it just caught on.

    • @pyroctopus145
      @pyroctopus145 7 лет назад +6

      because they have fetihses

    • @Investigator7770
      @Investigator7770 7 лет назад +10

      Lol people want to try new food

    • @nakiknight5799
      @nakiknight5799 7 лет назад +2

      Nintendo said they put sonething on it to taste EXTREMELY BITTER so kids wont eat it and uhh people wanna actually test it

    • @korneel2816
      @korneel2816 7 лет назад

      ItzBlade look at your profile pic thats why!XD

  • @NinEris
    @NinEris 4 года назад +12

    The wrist straps actually blistered me.

  • @silverrath
    @silverrath 7 лет назад +20

    You forgot one last thing, the thing that triggers us all the most:
    ...IT'S SOLD OUT EVERYWHERE!!

    • @FireBlades
      @FireBlades 7 лет назад +1

      not at my place muhahahahahahaha >:D

    • @alaweyvc8729
      @alaweyvc8729 7 лет назад

      Some Account lmao in my place we got 1 switch for stock since 3rd march

    • @phantomblizzard7756
      @phantomblizzard7756 7 лет назад

      Some Account I'm lucky since I have it

  • @tonutboi5945
    @tonutboi5945 7 лет назад +52

    What triggers me about the switch is that I still can't get one

    • @michael04__806
      @michael04__806 7 лет назад +1

      Toni the Bat I got mine

    • @astro-yx3vf
      @astro-yx3vf 7 лет назад +2

      Toni the Bat Same

    • @noeilabetan1387
      @noeilabetan1387 7 лет назад

      Tonight I was Nintendoned by the Nintendo switch and the Nintendo 3DS and the Nintendo 3DS XL

    • @lordroy88
      @lordroy88 6 лет назад

      Dimpayツ same

    • @auragames9575
      @auragames9575 6 лет назад +1

      Are you serious because the smae thing happened to me. Ive been wanting a Wii U since it came out and in 2017 i saved up but then the Nintendo Switch OUTSOLD the Wii U so now i cant get one. I know i could sell my Wii U but now that I've played so many games on it i dont want to. I still love playing on the Wii U

  • @legoboy3606
    @legoboy3606 5 лет назад +18

    When I first watched this, a switch game ad showed
    Edit: What triggers me about my switch?
    The frickin driftin right joy stick!!

  • @Panda2.000
    @Panda2.000 2 года назад +25

    0:33 😬 that didn’t age well

    • @RangersNation-qk4px
      @RangersNation-qk4px 2 года назад +12

      Yea this was before people made up genders. Good times.

    • @Panda2.000
      @Panda2.000 2 года назад +1

      @@RangersNation-qk4px no bad times because the people who made up genders were depressed before and wanted to kill themselves

    • @UndeadNerdT800
      @UndeadNerdT800 Год назад

      lol

    • @batmanbud2
      @batmanbud2 Год назад +1

      ​@@Panda2.000they still do

    • @Panda2.000
      @Panda2.000 Год назад +2

      @@batmanbud2 yeah because their parents will kick them out and they will be yelled at with slurs

  • @elitesnowyyt90
    @elitesnowyyt90 4 года назад +14

    Nathaniel: Wait. There’s a charging version of the joycon grip?
    Me: *throws my switch in a lake*

  • @zacheryjequinto7259
    @zacheryjequinto7259 4 года назад +8

    0:58 It's hard because you didn't unlock the latch. That white thing the bottom releases the latch to make sure it doesn't come off on its own. BTW you can turn on and off the console with the controllers by holding the home button and sleep mode and when it's off you press the home button to turn it on.

  • @luizeduardofreitas8
    @luizeduardofreitas8 7 лет назад +140

    He leaked his Friend code 1:33

    • @kimonocrow
      @kimonocrow 7 лет назад +28

      Luiz Freitas Trust me this guy wont add you, neither will the other countless RUclipsrs who have shown their fc

    • @luizeduardofreitas8
      @luizeduardofreitas8 7 лет назад +3

      Macicity I Guess you have a point.

    • @refraggedbean
      @refraggedbean 7 лет назад +2

      this is why I remove my switch from the dock when going to my user settings, or really anything in the settings during streams, I don't feel like getting spammed with requests

    • @dbrighthd
      @dbrighthd 7 лет назад +33

      spammed with requests? you have 5 subscribers.

    • @cathackzz
      @cathackzz 7 лет назад

      Luiz Freitas lol

  • @berschneiderkorbinian8386
    @berschneiderkorbinian8386 5 месяцев назад +1

    2:52 „I have Twitter, I am never going to use this!“ you mean X?😂

  • @magnadongalo5067
    @magnadongalo5067 5 лет назад +18

    1:58
    Home Button Menu: Am I a joke to you?

  • @Schmidteren
    @Schmidteren 7 лет назад +43

    But the doctor told me to do drugs. Oh well. Always trust in the Bandy!!

    • @RCW3366
      @RCW3366 7 лет назад +14

      Schmidteren 2 days later
      This is CNN/BBC (where ever you are from for me BBC) reporting live, a person has died from listenning to a RUclipsr called Nathaniel Bandy's quote called dont do drugs refering to south park, but earlier that week midteren2's doctor told him to take medicinal marjuana. This is hshshd reporting from (...Your local area....)

    • @lievengeeraert4309
      @lievengeeraert4309 5 лет назад

      @@RCW3366 bbc? more like bbq get it?

  • @megamanatee2351
    @megamanatee2351 7 лет назад +27

    wii u gamepad + buzz saw = nintendo switch

    • @katewalsh8620
      @katewalsh8620 6 лет назад +1

      MegaManatee I am so doing that when I get my wiiU

  • @sulfuricsteam8
    @sulfuricsteam8 4 года назад +4

    2:00 you can, just hold the home button for a menu to appear on the right. That’s where you will find the option to turn it off

    • @dellosayshello5405
      @dellosayshello5405 Год назад

      I think that was an update originally there was no thing

  • @BenTheBlocksworldEngine
    @BenTheBlocksworldEngine 5 лет назад +144

    I'm gonna be honest...
    I'm a 🎵 *Believer!* 🎵

    • @Nico-su5ox
      @Nico-su5ox 5 лет назад +1

      Nice

    • @Zachtrooperyt
      @Zachtrooperyt 5 лет назад

      Song joke

    • @Itty-Bitty-Freakitty
      @Itty-Bitty-Freakitty 5 лет назад

      YUP I LOVE IT I ALWAYS SING IT IN MY SHOWER

    • @Itty-Bitty-Freakitty
      @Itty-Bitty-Freakitty 5 лет назад +1

      🎵first things first ima say all the words inside my head i'm fired up and tired of the way that things have been oh ooooh the way that things have been oh oooh🎵

    • @sullivans2004
      @sullivans2004 5 лет назад +1

      @DisneyStoreFan1
      The Superior Believer Song:
      I thought love was only true in fairy tales
      Meant for someone else but not for me
      Love was out to get me
      That's the way it seemed
      Disappointment haunted all of my dreams
      Then I saw her face, now I'm a believer
      Not a trace, of doubt in my mind
      I'm in love, and I'm a believer
      I couldn't leave her if I tried
      I thought love was more or less a giving thing
      The more I gave the less I got oh yeah
      What's the use in tryin'
      All you get is pain
      When I wanted sunshine I got rain
      Then I saw her face, now I'm a believer
      Not a trace, of doubt in my mind
      I'm in love, I'm a believer
      I couldn't leave her if I tried
      What's the use of trying
      All you get is pain
      When I wanted sunshine I got rain
      Then I saw her face, now I'm a believer
      Not a trace, of doubt in my mind
      I'm in love, I'm a believer
      I couldn't leave her if I tried
      Then I saw her face, now I'm a believer
      Not a trace, of doubt in my mind
      Now I'm a believer, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
      Now I'm a believer
      Then I saw her face
      Now I'm a believer
      Not a trace, of doubt in my mind

  • @rakuza_me
    @rakuza_me 4 года назад +46

    No one
    Literally nobody
    Nathaniel: “thE cArd doSen’t tAsTe gOod”

    • @Adriano_Herrera12130
      @Adriano_Herrera12130 4 года назад

      He was making a joke😂😂 same w the dock

    • @jordanh_17
      @jordanh_17 3 года назад

      exactly!! WhO wOuLd EaT tHe CaRtRiDgE

  • @beanieboosrock486
    @beanieboosrock486 4 года назад +24

    1:24 that's exactly what I thought

  • @vanderquakSP
    @vanderquakSP 3 года назад +3

    Here’s one thing about the Switch that triggers me: some Switch owners will say the WiiU had no good games, then proceed to say they’re favorite Switch games are Super Mario 3D World, Pikmin 3, Mario Kart 8, and Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze.

  • @Elia-nl7mg
    @Elia-nl7mg 5 лет назад +43

    You forgot:
    "You have to pay for using Nintendo Switch Online! Now i have to spend more money just for Online play! Thanks Nintendo."

    • @ThighFish
      @ThighFish 5 лет назад +1

      When the online service sucks.

    • @whitekittyamberheart7241
      @whitekittyamberheart7241 5 лет назад

      I bought a gift card for 3 months of online and now I'm grinding turf wars in Splatoon 2 for levels and panicking because I am an a time limit.

    • @sonicfan9144
      @sonicfan9144 5 лет назад

      Ikr. I'm so angry with Nintendo.

    • @theg-topia9626
      @theg-topia9626 5 лет назад

      Elia The Were-Pokémon it didn’t exist before

    • @Troy_The_Boi
      @Troy_The_Boi 4 года назад

      Nintendo Switch online wasn’t a thing when this vid was made

  • @robbie4339
    @robbie4339 7 лет назад +10

    I actually like that the B button is really close to the right joy stick. It's easier to jump and turn the camera at the same time in games like Mario Odyssey.

  • @vikingsbuckeyesfan
    @vikingsbuckeyesfan 7 лет назад +141

    This was quite a creative and good video. I agree with most of your points in this video. The Switch isn't perfect, but it's still a good console in 2017. Hopefully, the Switch won't fail like the Wii U.

  • @Fireblaster-om3ds
    @Fireblaster-om3ds 3 года назад +7

    Nathanial: Complains about tiny problems
    Me: Where is the joy con drift in the video

    • @EduardoFerreira-yi4qc
      @EduardoFerreira-yi4qc 10 месяцев назад

      the video was released when the switch just launched, and people din't know about the drift problem yet because it was so new

  • @acim0095
    @acim0095 5 лет назад +50

    Nathaniel bandy in 2019: How the nintendo switch TRIGGERS you!
    Nathaniel Bandy in 2080: How everything TRIGGERS you!

    • @okalright881
      @okalright881 4 года назад +1

      @BlockiFahad He did it.

    • @usdevineni007
      @usdevineni007 4 года назад +2

      BlockiFahad he did it ruclips.net/video/L35EesE2_NQ/видео.html

    • @Dad1ng0
      @Dad1ng0 4 года назад

      I have feeling it’s a Rick roll

    • @Dad1ng0
      @Dad1ng0 4 года назад

      It actually not wow

    • @adamsrankings8860
      @adamsrankings8860 4 года назад

      This was 2017

  • @leyton4826
    @leyton4826 6 лет назад +5

    You can turn it off using just the joy-cons and you dont have to forcefully pull the joy-con straps off, there is a little grey piece that says "lock" at the bottom and you push it down to easily remove the joy-con and push it up when you dont want it to slide off.

  • @jojonta2119
    @jojonta2119 7 лет назад +196

    The only thing that triggers me is that Mario odyssey and Splatoon 2 isn't out :p

    • @hmroczko
      @hmroczko 7 лет назад +1

      Josh Nkwonta Me too!

    • @jojonta2119
      @jojonta2119 7 лет назад

      DudeTheCuber lol

    • @Jay-zb4tr
      @Jay-zb4tr 7 лет назад +6

      Josh Nkwonta OR MERIO KRATS 8S DELUHCS

    • @thestardasherarchive4642
      @thestardasherarchive4642 7 лет назад

      Josh Nkwonta not coming out until 2018. dec.

    • @dylansbjpm
      @dylansbjpm 7 лет назад

      Splatoon 2: July 21
      Mario Odyssey: December 29

  • @ProshipAshton
    @ProshipAshton 4 года назад +38

    0:30 Half a minute in, I can see where those 2k dislikes came from.
    edit: i’ve came out as non-binary since i made this comment and i still stand by this statement.

    • @ComedyWithSteve
      @ComedyWithSteve 3 года назад +3

      Ikr

    • @Flunzia
      @Flunzia 3 года назад +9

      That joke isn't even funny, jeez

    • @ismirchanel9331
      @ismirchanel9331 3 года назад

      @@Flunzia it wasnt

    • @gnocchidvl
      @gnocchidvl 3 года назад +2

      @@ismirchanel9331 its just trans phobic/rude to Non binarys

    • @ismirchanel9331
      @ismirchanel9331 3 года назад

      @@gnocchidvl all I wanted is Nintendo switch but my dad doesn't let me have it :(

  • @TheLynnster
    @TheLynnster 7 лет назад +140

    I'm triggered because I don't have one yet :(

    • @PenGelatinandDonutFan17
      @PenGelatinandDonutFan17 7 лет назад

      I don't either, but I'm getting one next month! :)

    • @Astromontana
      @Astromontana 7 лет назад +2

      Don't be. There's not much to play right now on the Switch anyways. I'm only playing Zelda BotW on the Switch at the moment. Plus more games come out in April anyways.

    • @knaggo
      @knaggo 7 лет назад +4

      I felt the same way :(
      until March 3rd

    • @brawlerman9357
      @brawlerman9357 7 лет назад +1

      i'm getting it tomorrow

    • @putriscool
      @putriscool 7 лет назад +1

      Brawlerman Good luck finding one...

  • @reveluves
    @reveluves 7 лет назад +71

    The switch triggers me because I don’t have one .-.

    • @MidnightCapricorn2696
      @MidnightCapricorn2696 6 лет назад +1

      It triggers me because I liked the Wii, DS and 3DS and then they throw this dumb thing in.

    • @bravehoot2993
      @bravehoot2993 6 лет назад +1

      I got min for christmas, I also found out about the only epansion you have to pay for thats good late. This triggers me.

    • @Winter4812
      @Winter4812 6 лет назад +1

      Peejin what?

    • @bravehoot2993
      @bravehoot2993 6 лет назад

      Dark Wolf the octo expansion, I got that late as well. >:(

    • @Winter4812
      @Winter4812 6 лет назад

      Peejin oh

  • @linc_inc
    @linc_inc 4 года назад +26

    1:27 learned that the hard way when one did not read i mean what is this they should have a warning that says *WARNING* bitterness taste added to discourage eating

  • @Heyoffff
    @Heyoffff 5 месяцев назад +4

    Cant believe that this video came out a WHOPPING 7 years ago. Damn im old

  • @femininejoseph3272
    @femininejoseph3272 5 лет назад +55

    he's using imagine dragons in the background 😭😭

    • @chaos-fg5dh
      @chaos-fg5dh 5 лет назад

      what

    • @Linus7671DX
      @Linus7671DX 5 лет назад

      I think that's the NCS (NoCopyrightSounds) version!

    • @epicman2789
      @epicman2789 5 лет назад

      I hate that band but i forgive him because of his avenged sevenfold shirt

  • @B0ogaloo
    @B0ogaloo 6 лет назад +26

    who actually takes this seriously, it legit says NOT SERIOUS! god my head hurts

    • @CarNacho17
      @CarNacho17 5 лет назад

      Then stop watching =r

    • @amogus2626
      @amogus2626 5 лет назад

      He literally makes dumb reasons why he thinks it’s triggered because he’s lazy

    • @CarNacho17
      @CarNacho17 5 лет назад

      @@amogus2626 ooof

    • @ScreamMario
      @ScreamMario 5 лет назад +1

      @@CarNacho17 I have to admit he/she's got a point, most of the other trigger videos actually has reasonable triggers. This one had a bunch of things I also get annoyed about. It feels like this one was rushed compare to the other trigger videos.

    • @CarNacho17
      @CarNacho17 5 лет назад

      @@ScreamMario yea

  • @lemonsandwich2233
    @lemonsandwich2233 7 лет назад +73

    Dude 64 dislikes
    Odessey is 64 two confirmed?

  • @jaymemengoni1130
    @jaymemengoni1130 Месяц назад +1

    0:59 You know you're supposed to press the button on the back? If you don't, it will wear it out

    • @BeatlesWeezerFan1995
      @BeatlesWeezerFan1995 Месяц назад

      Yeah I learned that the hard way, I had two switches and the joycons broke so I got a Switch Lite before getting that Mario switch in 2021, and now I have the Mario red OLED switch

  • @randomexistingchannel5163
    @randomexistingchannel5163 6 лет назад +121

    At 1:27 Dat Face Doe

  • @Riqakard
    @Riqakard 7 лет назад +13

    I don't have a Switch, but from what I've seen so far the worst thing about it is Friend Codes.

  • @MasterMinecraftWizard101
    @MasterMinecraftWizard101 5 лет назад +5

    The one thing that really triggers me is the fact that there still aren’t more themes except the basic black and white themes and it came out in 2017

  • @MightyHashBrown
    @MightyHashBrown 3 года назад +5

    0:35
    Might want to edit that out. The skittles might get offended

  • @loudmoons
    @loudmoons 7 лет назад +75

    Is Nintendo Triggered By GameCube Triggers?

  • @CraftBattleAxe
    @CraftBattleAxe 6 лет назад +6

    Don't forget: the Nintendo Switch broke the compatibility streak of the consoles being able to play older games and use older controllers! For Example...
    The Wii could play games from the GameCube, and could play the GameCube controllers.
    The Wii U could play games from the Wii, and use Wii remotes with all accessories, too!

    • @10gaws71
      @10gaws71 6 лет назад +1

      Plus the ds could play gameboy games, and the 3ds could play ds games. If the switch was backwards compatible with wii u/wii games, I would want one way more.

    • @CraftBattleAxe
      @CraftBattleAxe 6 лет назад +2

      @@10gaws71 Thanks for mentioning that 😄

    • @alpacawithouthat987
      @alpacawithouthat987 6 лет назад

      The Switch CAN play GameCube controllers, you just need an adapter

    • @CraftBattleAxe
      @CraftBattleAxe 6 лет назад +1

      @@alpacawithouthat987 but, like the Wii U, it's only used for Smash Bros.

  • @1994AustinSmith
    @1994AustinSmith 3 года назад +3

    3:05
    As someone with mild OCD, I like the original neon Joy-Cons. It's like Minun and Plusle.
    I've named my Joy-Cons.
    It bugged my OCD more how long it took for replacement blue left Joy-Cons to be available, because Joy-Con drift.

  • @S.K.R.E.Inc.
    @S.K.R.E.Inc. 3 года назад +1

    2:12
    Predicted the future. Despite the success, 3rd parties won't develop for it anymore (so once again we're stuck like the Gamecube era)

  • @Alex71579
    @Alex71579 3 года назад +15

    1:33, man leaked his friend code

  • @mr.eazilymctriggered9369
    @mr.eazilymctriggered9369 5 лет назад +7

    My current Switch library;
    Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
    Super Smash Bros. Ultimate
    Mario Kart 8 Deluxe (Recently ordered, on its way)

  • @Ri_Guy16
    @Ri_Guy16 Год назад +5

    “Where’s my attack helicopter gender?!”💀💀💀

  • @maxifire32
    @maxifire32 3 года назад +2

    1:25 the cartridges taste awful because they are covered in benzonol or something like that, it's a completely harmless safety measure that makes sure kids don't swallow it by accident or on purpose

  • @alaweyvc8729
    @alaweyvc8729 7 лет назад +120

    *_rip wii remote_*
    *_2006-2017_*
    *_Liek dis f u cri evrtim_*

    • @ireallycantwait7172
      @ireallycantwait7172 7 лет назад +1

      alawey vc 87 RIP GameCube. I lived the wii but it had a d=pad and not the twisty one

    • @alaweyvc8729
      @alaweyvc8729 7 лет назад +2

      I Suck the wii remote was underrated almost everyone used a classic wii controller or a gamecube controller

    • @ChromeKnives
      @ChromeKnives 7 лет назад +1

      *inhales* boi
      it's *wiimote*

  • @mastergoldengamerxd5207
    @mastergoldengamerxd5207 7 лет назад +24

    Actually you can turn it off with the joy cons

  • @LexiLunarpaw
    @LexiLunarpaw 5 лет назад +6

    2:17 *Sigh* Striving for something
    Fun fact: It used to be *Striving for originality*

  • @Lewismaster12
    @Lewismaster12 3 года назад +1

    In a game I used to spin like a attack helicopter SO YEAH WE NEED AN ATTACK HELICOPTER GENDER
    Lol

  • @no-mt2ts
    @no-mt2ts 5 лет назад +7

    1:28 To prevent kids from eating it.

    • @SudsyDiamond
      @SudsyDiamond 5 лет назад

      Wait, what? That doesn’t make any sense. What does the buttons and joystick have to do with anything you’re saying?

    • @Pigmcginnyrig
      @Pigmcginnyrig 4 года назад +1

      Cube Stacker r/woooosh

    • @logandibble9662
      @logandibble9662 4 года назад

      @@SudsyDiamond it's talking about the game cartridges.

  • @claysanimation2674
    @claysanimation2674 4 года назад +10

    2:04 actually you can bye holding down the home button 😕

  • @shokanshok3198
    @shokanshok3198 5 лет назад +13

    2:00 I know it's not serious but you can actually turn it off with a controler or Joy-Cons

  • @not_a_stinker
    @not_a_stinker 4 года назад +1

    1:27 the reason the cartridges taste like that is because if a little kid swallows it then it will spit it out because it’s gross. So it’s actually a good thing.