Mom Says Son Claims He’s A Cyborg, Uses Robotic Movements And Speech

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  • Опубликовано: 10 дек 2024
  • A woman says, for the last two years, her 24-year-old son has claimed he is a cyborg and uses robotic movements and speech. What does she think may be driving his behavior?
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Комментарии • 54 тыс.

  • @drphil
    @drphil  3 года назад +3168

    Subscribe and ring the bell for notifications 🔔

  • @Hubti
    @Hubti 4 года назад +16541

    "Are you hungry?" "We are ok, thank you" atleast he's still polite to her.

    • @trudy_triad
      @trudy_triad 4 года назад +140

      😂😂😂

    • @tobias2375
      @tobias2375 4 года назад +118

      You’re right. He has that TRUE English.

    • @kellystar6733
      @kellystar6733 4 года назад +162

      “We are not hungry, thank you”..... can’t even quote correctly.

    • @shirleykitchens5878
      @shirleykitchens5878 4 года назад +18

      @@kellystar6733 no it's "we." He was talking about him, & his imaginary friend. 😨😨😨😱😱😱

    • @kellystar6733
      @kellystar6733 4 года назад +27

      Shirley Kitchens I said we

  • @demolishbuster7361
    @demolishbuster7361 4 года назад +26560

    If he gets hit in the balls, instead of screaming he will say: Critical Damage

    • @mizuha-chan4145
      @mizuha-chan4145 4 года назад +2080

      If he has erectile dysfunction, he would say: Crotch Area unresponsive

    • @angelknight15
      @angelknight15 4 года назад +267

      Lmao 😆

    • @watermelon_muskmelon2834
      @watermelon_muskmelon2834 4 года назад +157

      @@mizuha-chan4145 epiccccc.

    • @watermelon_muskmelon2834
      @watermelon_muskmelon2834 4 года назад +55

      😂😂

    • @damlgpig9497
      @damlgpig9497 4 года назад +103

      Hmmmm... hang on a second (kicks the kid in the balls) (the kid) REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (me) never mind he good

  • @ohokay331
    @ohokay331 4 года назад +15400

    Imagine he sign into a website and he has to select the "I'm not a robot" box
    Him: *NERVOUS SWEATING*

  • @mattg1611
    @mattg1611 2 года назад +157

    When he said “things do not happen over night” I almost cried

  • @IttsShowtime
    @IttsShowtime 4 года назад +9172

    he’s literally just making a joke and he couldn’t dig himself out of it so he just played along until the very end

    • @kingnamu4085
      @kingnamu4085 4 года назад +67

      Brennan Brock 😂😂😂👌👌👌

    • @BlackGirlLovesAnime6
      @BlackGirlLovesAnime6 4 года назад +40

      Basically lol

    • @blackpikachu3840
      @blackpikachu3840 4 года назад +12

      U think so 😯

    • @skel3829
      @skel3829 4 года назад +161

      literally tho when you make a joke and then something goes wrong u can’t reveal it’s a joke. it’s the worst ever.. what u meant to do??

    • @curiousgeorge6921
      @curiousgeorge6921 4 года назад +12

      Should make him get a job lmao

  • @alexandersmith2218
    @alexandersmith2218 4 года назад +3960

    “Honey can I turn the lights on”.
    “No we perfer it this way”
    Lol that killed me

  • @GabrielAugustomisterkakuna
    @GabrielAugustomisterkakuna 4 года назад +4081

    "We are not hungry, thank you."
    At least he's polite.

    • @syafiqrev2
      @syafiqrev2 4 года назад +49

      We. Must be another Cyborg in that house

    • @nynydabarbie
      @nynydabarbie 4 года назад +4

      Syafiq Lavender 😂

    • @revale2279
      @revale2279 4 года назад

      LMAOFNWOD

    • @zombieinject
      @zombieinject 4 года назад +1

      True that

    • @vizredge
      @vizredge 4 года назад +6

      They're**
      Godamnit use their proffered pronouns.

  • @andrewdavis8665
    @andrewdavis8665 2 года назад +118

    “We are still in the process of gaining full employment” I love this kid. I’d hire him for sure!

  • @beautifulty777
    @beautifulty777 4 года назад +40329

    Dude probably laughs as soon as his moms leave the room . He probably call his friends like" yo! the cyborg thing worked again! Lol."

    • @magc9453
      @magc9453 4 года назад +1938

      Beautiful Ty that’s what I was thinking lol

    • @halei736
      @halei736 4 года назад +320

      🤣

    • @kimberlymoreno4259
      @kimberlymoreno4259 4 года назад +219

      💀

    • @trueblue7779
      @trueblue7779 4 года назад +171

      😂😂😂😂

    • @zheozymark7743
      @zheozymark7743 4 года назад +610

      The only way he's gonna save the planet Earth is if he stop pretend playing as a cyborg

  • @zeiadhelmy931
    @zeiadhelmy931 4 года назад +3792

    Probably he got dared to act like a cyborg for 3 years, he accepted

    • @JangoBricks
      @JangoBricks 4 года назад +46

      Zizo Gaming 😂 😂 😂 😂 OMG it makes so much f- sense yo

    • @krem7180
      @krem7180 4 года назад +25

      na thatd be too extreme, no one would go through the full length of that unless theyre mentally handicapped

    • @cosmical4682
      @cosmical4682 4 года назад +27

      musicaltune23 THE KID ACTS LIKE A CYBORG OF COURSE HES HANDICAPPED

    • @weekndenjoyer
      @weekndenjoyer 4 года назад +11

      musicaltune23 its a joke lmao

    • @springtrappy3109
      @springtrappy3109 4 года назад +4

      Yeah and then he got addicted

  • @GunksGunks
    @GunksGunks 4 года назад +33339

    My mans gonna get a fever and think he’s getting hacked

  • @owenmcbride1
    @owenmcbride1 2 года назад +176

    This man deserves an Oscar in acting.

  • @immyownpresident
    @immyownpresident 4 года назад +3263

    He turned into a robot when she said
    "get a job"..........

    • @vedametatron
      @vedametatron 4 года назад +18

      🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @dougzooth9515
      @dougzooth9515 4 года назад +6

      Lol😄😄

    • @jdavisooo
      @jdavisooo 4 года назад +5

      Lol

    • @ibo1137
      @ibo1137 4 года назад +1

      @MADARA UCHIHA THE TRUE SAVIOR Madara!!!

    • @TheXuton
      @TheXuton 4 года назад +4

      😂😂😂

  • @lordsiomai
    @lordsiomai 3 года назад +11420

    if he was actually trolling this whole time, i wouldn't even be mad. the level of dedication of this man is astounding

    • @meepmoop2308
      @meepmoop2308 3 года назад +582

      He is. he just went on dr phil to promote his rap career

    • @lordsiomai
      @lordsiomai 3 года назад +187

      @@meepmoop2308 yup i see that now. I just came back from his channel. ngl tho his rap is decent

    • @vexislay5476
      @vexislay5476 3 года назад +4

      Ikr

    • @aktharzamir6011
      @aktharzamir6011 3 года назад +6

      @@lordsiomai whats the channel name

    • @lordsiomai
      @lordsiomai 3 года назад +21

      @@aktharzamir6011 "realorrin"

  • @GreeniousFTW
    @GreeniousFTW 4 года назад +5448

    Him: *Breaks his own legs*
    "It is time for a major structural upgrade."

  • @emojicheckerofvibes2837
    @emojicheckerofvibes2837 2 года назад +61

    How has this man not burst into laughter after doing this for any more than 5 minutes

    • @janetjones7669
      @janetjones7669 2 месяца назад

      Right😂

    • @SuperPonageThomas-x9u
      @SuperPonageThomas-x9u Месяц назад

      it's atounding how this boy acts like me and somehow doesnt smile nor laugh to his acting....i wouldnt even last a minute.

  • @phantomthenine1366
    @phantomthenine1366 4 года назад +7900

    Mom: hey can you wash the dishes..?-
    Son: *that is beyond our programming*

    • @briank4879
      @briank4879 4 года назад +37

      TheAkwardAnimatiorYT good one

    • @phantomthenine1366
      @phantomthenine1366 4 года назад +14

      @@briank4879 thx

    • @rjxovk
      @rjxovk 4 года назад +12

      Best comment 😂😂

    • @saucyblancos2043
      @saucyblancos2043 4 года назад +2

      TheAkwardAnimatiorYT Apparently he’s a cyborg so he wouldn’t be able to lol.

    • @phantomthenine1366
      @phantomthenine1366 4 года назад +12

      @@saucyblancos2043
      This it what happens when you watch teen titans go once

  • @xaedc
    @xaedc 4 года назад +726

    He’s honestly the best person who’s been on this show, he’s a little crazy but he’s still nice to his parents, went to school and overall respectful

    • @amblex3793
      @amblex3793 4 года назад +27

      methven Arundell how do you know he’s young?

    • @catwomenf4n
      @catwomenf4n 4 года назад +21

      methven Arundell Lao has a point you shouldn’t even be on RUclips if you gonna complain

    • @saiydrian
      @saiydrian 4 года назад +11

      methven Arundell ok “methven”

    • @Stoonks
      @Stoonks 4 года назад +16

      @theLao what is he too young too understand? Because deverything he said was true, boomer.

    • @xaedc
      @xaedc 4 года назад +2

      Stonks I’m gonna assume u meant to @ the other person who said I was too young, if so, thanks

  • @fast02gt
    @fast02gt 2 года назад +160

    We must protect this man at all costs

  • @kenesesue4638
    @kenesesue4638 4 года назад +20746

    Plot twist: He was actually just bullshiting and just wanted to see how long this could go.

    • @calle3744
      @calle3744 4 года назад +602

      Most likely

    • @nohumor7702
      @nohumor7702 4 года назад +800

      Well yes but he actually just wanted to promote his music

    • @everybodylmao
      @everybodylmao 4 года назад +60

      God I WISH

    • @ReccquiemBST
      @ReccquiemBST 4 года назад +60

      I think it's just schizophrenia.

    • @ReccquiemBST
      @ReccquiemBST 4 года назад +90

      The worst thing about it is that it's way too real to be surreal.
      It's kinda weird to explain. Extremely convoluted events are real. Nothing real makes any sense and everything chaotic is real. Some conspiracy theorists have schizophrenia. I should know as I fit both criteria. Not only that, some stuff that you learnt through schizophrenia will always stay with you.
      One thing we experience is a skewed view on the world that can introduce new creative concepts mankind has never seen before. I mean after all, we see things you can't see.

  • @a.w.4134
    @a.w.4134 4 года назад +2242

    I could never pull this off, I'd crack up trying to talk to my mom like that.

    • @Mrs_Canary
      @Mrs_Canary 4 года назад +51

      Me 2. I cudnt take him serious as his mother. She is very calm. Lmao.

    • @not.for_her3226
      @not.for_her3226 4 года назад

      A.W. Me trying to copy: mother we would be mos 😂😂😂 wheeze wheeze help I can’t 😂😂

    • @l1zzypoo
      @l1zzypoo 4 года назад +3

      naturalpn7 i know and especially a black mom, they are stereotypically strict

    • @samerraahmed8186
      @samerraahmed8186 4 года назад +1

      naturalpn7 he’s been doing that for two years..she’s sick of it lmao

    • @chiloveradiouncut
      @chiloveradiouncut 4 года назад +8

      This was all an act and his family was in on it. Just go to his ig page. He's a wanna be rapper.

  • @uncleterry991
    @uncleterry991 4 года назад +26202

    This kid’s lowkey a genius, only humans can pay tax

    • @TheDarkhero60
      @TheDarkhero60 4 года назад +274

      💀💀

    • @alexisjankowski3281
      @alexisjankowski3281 4 года назад +374

      Uncle Terry You only pay tax on income. No income, no tax.

    • @ChastityFaye1
      @ChastityFaye1 4 года назад +61

      Uncle Terry facts 😂😂

    • @nadiadok2328
      @nadiadok2328 4 года назад +41

      **half human half robot**

    • @kwewee
      @kwewee 4 года назад +17

      Bruh where I live I don't pay taxes

  • @cryptigo
    @cryptigo Год назад +39

    This man has literally pulled off the biggest troll of all time

  • @Ilse446
    @Ilse446 4 года назад +1712

    *Is it even legal for him to answer a “I am not a robot” captcha?*

  • @nors3488
    @nors3488 4 года назад +2106

    Me: *Says the N-Word*
    Orrin: "YOU ARE TARGETED FOR TERMINATION"

  • @mysticalpineapple7263
    @mysticalpineapple7263 4 года назад +6487

    Should be more concerened that he’s saying “we” lol

    • @leoleo5737
      @leoleo5737 4 года назад +44

      lmao

    • @damien1781
      @damien1781 4 года назад +403

      Should slap him and whoever's inside

    • @humilis42
      @humilis42 4 года назад +15

      Mystical Pineapple
      LOL exactly!

    • @iamankitajena
      @iamankitajena 4 года назад +391

      Does anybody thinks he might have multiple personality disorder, that's why he is calling all his personalities we.

    • @poetpony8968
      @poetpony8968 4 года назад +8

      Doppler for certain

  • @spookyjjv
    @spookyjjv 2 года назад +16

    I’m done 😭😭 he said “Welcome to our headquarters”

  • @magnusfrederickson6231
    @magnusfrederickson6231 4 года назад +4893

    The man's on his computer all day because he's trying to get past the ReCaptcha

    • @pushkarsarkar1586
      @pushkarsarkar1586 4 года назад +54

      Underrated comment 😂😂

    • @venomsia
      @venomsia 4 года назад +29

      underrated af

    • @Traynem
      @Traynem 4 года назад +23

      Hella underrated

    • @cxde11
      @cxde11 4 года назад +12

      HAHAHAHAHAHAH

    • @5050vzls
      @5050vzls 4 года назад +16

      Lmao this man is purposely failing every test

  • @noname-sk3hl
    @noname-sk3hl 4 года назад +69752

    Plot twist: He is just acting so that his mom doesn't ask him to do chores.

    • @superBAkid
      @superBAkid 4 года назад +2468

      Wouldn’t a cyborg do chores in like half the time?

    • @bula9737
      @bula9737 4 года назад +1239

      Mrcooldoggy not this one 😂🤦🏽‍♂️

    • @rennyh8627
      @rennyh8627 4 года назад +1284

      He’s acting so that ppl will check out his rap music it kinda slaps tho

    • @kitten964
      @kitten964 4 года назад +589

      no name nope he’s acting to get more attention he’s a rapper

    • @joanaborges9450
      @joanaborges9450 4 года назад +346

      Yeah, that is just an excuse not to get a job and be lazy

  • @pluderr3947
    @pluderr3947 4 года назад +3080

    Him: Gets depression
    “It is time to self-destruct”

  • @rajan_chauhan_
    @rajan_chauhan_ Год назад +27

    high school dudes after printing "hello world"

  • @ok-xh7dn
    @ok-xh7dn 4 года назад +2180

    They should scare him and see if he still uses the voice.

    • @flawlessvictory7213
      @flawlessvictory7213 4 года назад +336

      He'd probably be like: "ah, yes. You frightened me just for a mere moment."

    • @thezombreaker665
      @thezombreaker665 4 года назад +84

      Flawless Victory us*

    • @pvp214
      @pvp214 4 года назад +18

      Popuko licking a lemon just put cameras in his room and see how he acts 😂

    • @33smimu
      @33smimu 4 года назад +7

      What if he has a gun?

    • @mariphosaabines2006
      @mariphosaabines2006 4 года назад +1

      I just remembered one punch man.

  • @chris_redd2453
    @chris_redd2453 4 года назад +2321

    Normal kids: get tf outta my room I’m playing Minecraft
    Cyborg: We are calculating info to piece together the outcome of the future

    • @KawaiiRuby
      @KawaiiRuby 4 года назад +34

      Get tf out of our room you are disturbing our operations

    • @isrral1583
      @isrral1583 4 года назад +2

      Minecraft is trash since the new update

    • @isrral1583
      @isrral1583 4 года назад +1

      And that's not normal

    • @switzerlandpfk1213
      @switzerlandpfk1213 4 года назад +2

      I am reading this while imagining his voice saying it and you are too.

    • @donjizzlemontana
      @donjizzlemontana 4 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @patrickeaton5135
    @patrickeaton5135 4 года назад +5726

    The question is: does he pass the “I am not a robot test?”

    • @menormal7349
      @menormal7349 4 года назад +182

      Imagine one last button on the screen and one last click to save the planet and he gets the "I am not a robot test"

    • @reshmaadhikari131
      @reshmaadhikari131 4 года назад +32

      Underrated comment

    • @lazyken6468
      @lazyken6468 4 года назад +14

      50%

    • @jiji7250
      @jiji7250 4 года назад +15

      this isnt a stolen comment to every people if you seen the other comment.

    • @Moon-bo3jh
      @Moon-bo3jh 4 года назад +4

      Yh the zebra crossing one

  • @guyfreeman1549
    @guyfreeman1549 10 месяцев назад +18

    "Job" does not compute. Must create more crusty cyborg socks. Beep, bop, boop.🤖

  • @pineapplesplash4171
    @pineapplesplash4171 4 года назад +2172

    Mom: “Son come take out the trash”
    Cyber son: “ That’s not in my programming”

    • @AyeNaeBother
      @AyeNaeBother 4 года назад +48

      That’s not in ‘our’ programming

    • @OAMLLMAO
      @OAMLLMAO 4 года назад +4

      CrAzY_2007 that is not in our programming

    • @Livia-T
      @Livia-T 4 года назад +3

      Tropiclemon ___ that is not in our programming

    • @egotnext7333
      @egotnext7333 4 года назад +3

      @@Livia-T can not compute

    • @BroaddayAssassin
      @BroaddayAssassin 4 года назад +1

      Pee Lord hi pee. btw wobba wobba

  • @j.t.1280
    @j.t.1280 4 года назад +3179

    Mother: He talks in a collective, everything is, 'we' he hasn't said, 'I' in over a year
    Stalin: Not bad, kid

  • @a0r518
    @a0r518 4 года назад +6948

    Plot twist: Hes still in acting class, and this is his assignment

    • @beemoriondo3596
      @beemoriondo3596 4 года назад +120

      That ain't a plot twist because he is promoting his music.

    • @beemoriondo3596
      @beemoriondo3596 4 года назад +26

      @TheBossANDJay The plot twist is not a joke to me because (it is kinda true) he studied business and he used his acting skills to trick everyone. The plot twist joke should be "He's a real cyborg." not that one.

    • @sabrinamoralita4392
      @sabrinamoralita4392 4 года назад +2

      this can't happen ;_;

    • @maybemid8224
      @maybemid8224 4 года назад

      Wow

    • @lawdzane
      @lawdzane 4 года назад

      HAHAHAHHAA LMAO

  • @Sinistermk.
    @Sinistermk. 2 года назад +13

    He just doesnt wanna go get a job and just want to live with his mom lol
    "Mother, We don't want to go to work"

  • @polpogiorno1115
    @polpogiorno1115 4 года назад +42553

    When you fail to pass the “I’m not a robot” test.

  • @benjaminsliter-hays7301
    @benjaminsliter-hays7301 4 года назад +2502

    Mom: why don’t you play with the neighbors kid
    The neighbors kid:

    • @cth7618
      @cth7618 4 года назад +57

      Me: hey wanna play?
      Him: stop it you are messing up my operations to be exact I have to start over again and it will take 10hour 2mins and 12seconds

    • @RealistInIdealists817
      @RealistInIdealists817 4 года назад +3

      XD GREAT ONE BRO!!!!!

    • @imoxygen6209
      @imoxygen6209 4 года назад +8

      Me :Yo , wanna play?
      Him : Self Explosion in 10 Seconds....

    • @freakzout666
      @freakzout666 4 года назад

      This comment is so underated you need more likes XD 😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣

    • @wiwigang5286
      @wiwigang5286 4 года назад

      Sorry, not liking the comment
      666 likes

  • @iheartpepsi2270
    @iheartpepsi2270 4 года назад +1565

    Imagine Orrin having the flu
    “Our systems are shutting down”

  • @JeSuisDelete
    @JeSuisDelete 4 месяца назад +7

    This is next level trolling.

  • @Hardrive2677
    @Hardrive2677 4 года назад +6072

    "We are still in the process of gaining full employment"
    "That was a year ago"
    "Things do not happen overnight"
    😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ObviouslyDan
      @ObviouslyDan 4 года назад +173

      Ski3hub this part killed me the most lmao

    • @4TLOL
      @4TLOL 4 года назад +28

      😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀

    • @terrisfields2779
      @terrisfields2779 4 года назад +16

      Ski3hub im dead 🤣😭🤣🤣🤣

    • @SkylerTwyler2Friddler
      @SkylerTwyler2Friddler 4 года назад +60

      Read this when he said it and I cried seriously!😂😂😂

    • @RobDylan
      @RobDylan 4 года назад +7

      baahahaha

  • @mrducky6322
    @mrducky6322 4 года назад +3309

    He’s not crazy he doesn’t even think he’s a cyborg he’s just promoting his merch and sound cloud

  • @ronaldpouliot8858
    @ronaldpouliot8858 4 года назад +2853

    this man did LSD and never came off the trip lmfao

  • @tambert3897
    @tambert3897 9 месяцев назад +6

    "We are Orrin. We have been sent from the year 2050."
    Mother: When are you going to get a job?

  • @astroob3641
    @astroob3641 4 года назад +1843

    “He believes he’s here to save the planet”
    *goes on his (they’re) computer all day*

    • @Euphoryaaa
      @Euphoryaaa 4 года назад +92

      I heard that Pornhub plants a tree for every video watched...so he *single handedly* can save the planet

    • @peterplumpkineater69
      @peterplumpkineater69 4 года назад +5

      euphoryuh so I’m useful?

    • @Euphoryaaa
      @Euphoryaaa 4 года назад

      Quakin g lol yes

    • @lelenicole5525
      @lelenicole5525 4 года назад

      He’s downloading stuff to save the planet u don’t know what ur talking about sis

    • @vanilla_-rw1up
      @vanilla_-rw1up 4 года назад

      Ur pfp is perfect in this comment 😂🤤

  • @omariontheninetailsjenchur5908
    @omariontheninetailsjenchur5908 4 года назад +2081

    Son: "we prefer it dark in here"
    Mom:"We ?!?!"
    Son: slowly opens closet exposing freshly decomposing carcasses

    • @myoldcowthanos3245
      @myoldcowthanos3245 4 года назад +49

      Wow. That's not normal. Mine don't usually speak

    • @zman1400
      @zman1400 4 года назад +6

      Lol

    • @zman1400
      @zman1400 4 года назад +4

      @@myoldcowthanos3245 lol

    • @kurzwhale
      @kurzwhale 4 года назад +6

      r/cursedcomments

    • @pranavhebbar5307
      @pranavhebbar5307 4 года назад +5

      Nah, it's due to Soviet Union addiction

  • @BoltBlades12
    @BoltBlades12 4 года назад +1733

    The kid did a “What Justice League Character Are You?” quiz and got Cyborg

    • @rottinghamburger
      @rottinghamburger 4 года назад +11

      LMFAOO

    • @gradhgaming9258
      @gradhgaming9258 4 года назад +17

      No he played roblox superhero simulator and the only hero left there is cyborg

    • @schmuck9951
      @schmuck9951 4 года назад +3

      soahcthegod2012 it’s the only explanation 💀

    • @crxzyasf
      @crxzyasf 4 года назад

      looool

    • @corgipants3840
      @corgipants3840 4 года назад +1

      B O O Y A H

  • @tuuku969
    @tuuku969 2 года назад +7

    "to me it looks like he's sleeping" 😂

  • @gameclips5063
    @gameclips5063 4 года назад +738

    He just seems like he’s trolling tf outta all of them

  • @bobthebobman7457
    @bobthebobman7457 4 года назад +1788

    Forgets how to do test
    “My files are corrupted and will shut down”

  • @youtubeshowrandom
    @youtubeshowrandom 4 года назад +2488

    Mom: "He hasn't said "I" in over a year"
    *COMMUNISM INTENSIFIES*

  • @brockly7916
    @brockly7916 7 месяцев назад +9

    MOM: No more porn...
    Cyborg: ERROR... ERROR..

  • @xtina6098
    @xtina6098 4 года назад +4793

    Plot twist: He just acting nuts so he doesn’t have to get a job

    • @psy_duckk06
      @psy_duckk06 4 года назад +153

      Plot twist: he is actually a robot trying to fit in with the humans

    • @harrisonshindler5825
      @harrisonshindler5825 4 года назад +66

      The applesauce ???? Plot twist he is a human trying to fit in with the robots

    • @HDSpectrums
      @HDSpectrums 4 года назад +13

      @@harrisonshindler5825 woah

    • @blake1345
      @blake1345 4 года назад +7

      @@harrisonshindler5825 woah

    • @animq4ionboi.153
      @animq4ionboi.153 4 года назад +7

      Plot twist: he is Mr Negi Generation 3000 the Roast Lord

  • @lamasu8060
    @lamasu8060 4 года назад +2180

    Imagine him tryna log on to google: "Mother we are having trouble on this quiz that is asking us to select the pictures of the bus, can you help us?:

  • @hecks_88
    @hecks_88 4 года назад +1570

    Mom should act like she's a Cyborg too just to see his reaction 😂

    • @Facade953
      @Facade953 4 года назад +30

      Mom: Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto!
      Cyborg: It's NOT a phase mom and i prefer the Teen Titans theme!😂

    • @jadesollsberger7408
      @jadesollsberger7408 4 года назад +34

      Mom needs to cut the internet off and kick him out if he dont get a job & watch how fast he comes back down to earth🤣🤷🏼‍♀️

    • @jenreads5682
      @jenreads5682 4 года назад

      I recon you've stubbled onto a possible cure

    • @WAVYU5
      @WAVYU5 4 года назад +2

      Either he'd be cured,or snap and become a terminator

    • @johnsonyacinthe7950
      @johnsonyacinthe7950 4 года назад +1

      Wtf genius

  • @ChilledP
    @ChilledP 2 года назад +5

    The title made me burst out 😂

  • @mikes252
    @mikes252 4 года назад +1801

    sounds like his brain is trying to shelter him from severe tauma of some kind

    • @Redskies453
      @Redskies453 4 года назад +199

      My theory is he burned out getting his 3.9 GPA and just can't face life anymore.

    • @duffygh4638
      @duffygh4638 4 года назад +11

      @Mike S That's what I said.

    • @amessina6691
      @amessina6691 4 года назад +20

      A robot touched me.😥

    • @aleks8078
      @aleks8078 4 года назад +18

      @@amessina6691 were.is.that.butthole.beep.

    • @MrsHouseTakeNewVegas
      @MrsHouseTakeNewVegas 4 года назад +23

      Nope he's fine. Has an Instagram and youtube and hes normal

  • @youtubesucks6460
    @youtubesucks6460 3 года назад +1299

    Its gonna be real awkward when it turns out he's right

    • @mikehall737
      @mikehall737 3 года назад +4

      🤣

    • @kiwikiwi2483
      @kiwikiwi2483 3 года назад +2

      @Ravi Rajan Why? Did you even think that comment out?

    • @madenlaur5073
      @madenlaur5073 3 года назад +9

      She could have done the same thing to him to break his pattern just by acting as a cyborg...I am not gonna make food for you I received a message from the future and it's urgent...blah blah until he admits that he was acting the whole time n that would be the real strategy. Uno reverse 😂

    • @kanyenorth5598
      @kanyenorth5598 3 года назад

      RII RHELMAO

    • @GabeTheGamer
      @GabeTheGamer 3 года назад

      I mean, he really is.
      There will be an apocalypse.
      There *is* an apocalypse.
      There will be destruction.

  • @kjlkjl8378
    @kjlkjl8378 4 года назад +1863

    Plot twist: He's the only normal human and we're all robots

    • @Aidanaep
      @Aidanaep 4 года назад +2

      Kjl Kjl LOL

    • @Jbeats37
      @Jbeats37 4 года назад +2

      Kjl Kjl YOOO WHY AM I WHEEZING ST THIS COMMENT. 😂

    • @noobmaster6823
      @noobmaster6823 4 года назад +4

      Why is that so true?

    • @haisemjc
      @haisemjc 4 года назад

      Yooooo
      What a possibility

    • @joshmapa226
      @joshmapa226 4 года назад +4

      He might watch transformer to much that he thinks his part of Cybertron

  • @animalloverjulian8243
    @animalloverjulian8243 Год назад +5

    Mom: get a job and move out, it’s my right.
    Cyborg son: access denied.

  • @Aayusaa
    @Aayusaa 3 года назад +1468

    Imagine websites asking him 'I'm not a robot' questions 😶

  • @boluayeni2886
    @boluayeni2886 4 года назад +1453

    He’s a genius
    ‘Only humans pay taxes’
    “Only humans got to jail”

    • @pineapplesplash4171
      @pineapplesplash4171 4 года назад +6

      🤔I experience both of those.

    • @sublinimalmessage7958
      @sublinimalmessage7958 4 года назад +3

      Bolu Ayeni if you don’t pay taxes you go to jail

    • @cutiepie6796
      @cutiepie6796 4 года назад +3

      @@sublinimalmessage7958 UNLESS U GET SSI THEN YOU DON'T NEED TO PAY TAXES

    • @1nky197
      @1nky197 4 года назад +4

      "Got to jail"

    • @habtamucalderone1380
      @habtamucalderone1380 4 года назад +1

      Haven't done my taxes, IM TOO TURNT UP!!

  • @titusdewobroto1517
    @titusdewobroto1517 4 года назад +656

    At the age of 23 he will be recruited by Justice League, and the mom be like:
    " I've always support him, and believe he will save the earth someday"

    • @reaper5870
      @reaper5870 4 года назад +8

      Titus Dewo Broto He doesn’t have a motherbox so it’s impossible

    • @darius5974
      @darius5974 4 года назад

      Hoodie.boy 😂

    • @mr.epicnezz1310
      @mr.epicnezz1310 4 года назад

      💀

    • @JuanNunez-pt6xd
      @JuanNunez-pt6xd 4 года назад

      He's 24 😂

    • @halden3014
      @halden3014 4 года назад

      @@reaper5870 have you seen the new Young Justice.
      He needs a fatherbox now.

  • @abrarvlogz7988
    @abrarvlogz7988 2 года назад +6

    Its all fun and games until the boy says "YOUR EXISTENCE IS NO LONGER REQUIRED"

  • @radfish34
    @radfish34 4 года назад +579

    He is like the friend who took the joke way too far.😂

    • @circle7489
      @circle7489 4 года назад +11

      he got called a bot when playing csgo

    • @tl6405
      @tl6405 4 года назад

      Yeah like my friend told me I was gay but was a joke

    • @KZOOTED
      @KZOOTED 4 года назад +1

      Fr😂😂😭

    • @KrystalHarwood-z1b
      @KrystalHarwood-z1b 4 месяца назад

      not a mental illness? like mom, cmon!

  • @andritoxin
    @andritoxin 4 года назад +5512

    Cyborg boy gangsta until his mother turns off the wifi

  • @maxob7626
    @maxob7626 3 года назад +1447

    When he's full when eating, he says
    "Storage full"
    And when taking a dump, he says
    "Clear Cache"

  • @guypenrodfans9437
    @guypenrodfans9437 Год назад +2

    Mother!
    We are receiving programming, we are watching Vids- I mean.. we are learning... (from youtube??)😂😂😂

  • @thegoodkindofweirdo
    @thegoodkindofweirdo 4 года назад +1420

    When his mom told him she was going to open the door, and the guy said *"Enter,"* I already lost it 😂😂😂

    • @dawnkemp3188
      @dawnkemp3188 4 года назад +8

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @kimberrtimberr
      @kimberrtimberr 4 года назад +4

      Same 🤣🤣

    • @sistaYOUcrazy
      @sistaYOUcrazy 4 года назад +2

      😂😂😂

    • @kingrollo8199
      @kingrollo8199 4 года назад +2

      As a black man from Chicago Illinois" I like shorty; smoke a joint with him, go to the ending of the world♥️🙏🏿💯🇺🇸

    • @allaurydees3671
      @allaurydees3671 4 года назад +1

      😂😂😂

  • @aaronluna4341
    @aaronluna4341 4 года назад +2223

    10$ says this guy dropped acid while watching terminator and this is the result

  • @luvfatima9508
    @luvfatima9508 4 года назад +664

    “Mother you are disturbing our operation”
    Omg that made my die of laughter

    • @themysteriousindian8694
      @themysteriousindian8694 4 года назад +9

      It's refreshing watching doctor Phil shows you get a chance to watch weird kinds of American people

    • @pipebomb3659
      @pipebomb3659 4 года назад +1

      America

    • @TeamTopKick
      @TeamTopKick 4 года назад +9

      His mission was trying to hack pornhub premium

    • @Stoonks
      @Stoonks 4 года назад +2

      @@TeamTopKick i mean... do you blame him?

    • @localbozo239
      @localbozo239 4 года назад +1

      Blame him in November

  • @The_Slickest
    @The_Slickest 2 года назад +2

    "Im not a robot"
    I am a robot
    "ACCESS DENIED"

  • @atticusdrz
    @atticusdrz 4 года назад +557

    “Mother, you are disturbing our operations.”

    • @babycakes9320
      @babycakes9320 4 года назад +4

      😂😂

    • @atticusdrz
      @atticusdrz 4 года назад +9

      Xx Am “We are receiving programming”

    • @OriginalMice45
      @OriginalMice45 4 года назад +7

      @@atticusdrz "We are watching vide-"

    • @needbike6495
      @needbike6495 4 года назад +12

      @@OriginalMice45 We are learning

    • @takumifujiwara300
      @takumifujiwara300 4 года назад +2

      I bet he can read japanese nuclear codes

  • @Lucasnievesv
    @Lucasnievesv 4 года назад +2694

    Homie took shrooms before watching wall-e

    • @softaildiaries
      @softaildiaries 4 года назад +41

      That made me chuckle! Shrooms made me a cyborg once for about 6 hours. 🤣🍄

    • @jessebrown4755
      @jessebrown4755 4 года назад +5

      Lmao theyll do it fosho byt only bout 8 hours

    • @dakingataleedo
      @dakingataleedo 4 года назад +5

      @@softaildiaries you can analyze code when you close your eyes

    • @xVixenx
      @xVixenx 4 года назад

      LMAOOOOOO

    • @saeednaoki3259
      @saeednaoki3259 4 года назад

      Lmao I’m dying 😂😂😂😂

  • @weasels6354
    @weasels6354 4 года назад +824

    Imagine actually being a cyborg and being sent from the future to save the world but your mom takes you to a doctor Phil show. Could make a great comedy movie plot

  • @diaboard
    @diaboard Год назад +1

    He’s always on YOUR computer ma’am. Haha. Who bought it??

  • @phillipmejias8953
    @phillipmejias8953 4 года назад +732

    This is the type of dude that will get into a fight and yell “No, I blocked it with my force field.”.

    • @notimpressd
      @notimpressd 4 года назад +1

      Phillip Mejias 😭😭😭

    • @milesb_tg
      @milesb_tg 4 года назад +1

      Underrated comment 😂😂😂

    • @bigbanz166
      @bigbanz166 4 года назад

      Phillip Mejias naw he don’t say i 😂

    • @fredkelthser716
      @fredkelthser716 4 года назад

      we blocked it with our force field*

    • @ERMARTIN2011
      @ERMARTIN2011 4 года назад

      😂😂😂😂

  • @london673
    @london673 4 года назад +1515

    Everyone is gangster until his eyes turn red and he starts saying random stuff

  • @ItsJustKuhzo
    @ItsJustKuhzo 4 года назад +1585

    Bully: *pushes him*
    Him: “We will soon terminate your human race”

    • @porscheguy997
      @porscheguy997 4 года назад +2

      Premix Gaming the end is near ahhhhhh 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😫😫😫😫😫😫😫

    • @arandomhuman3148
      @arandomhuman3148 4 года назад +1

      HAHAHAHAHAHAH-

    • @yancyfrancisco1765
      @yancyfrancisco1765 4 года назад

      HAHAHAHAAHAHA

    • @arcum2013
      @arcum2013 4 года назад

      Lolol

    • @dr.tophat5883
      @dr.tophat5883 4 года назад +1

      Someone to try to shove a USB in his ear so it reprograms him to infinitely default dance

  • @colindavis2113
    @colindavis2113 2 года назад +2

    This is actually one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen lmfao

  • @kadewello9001
    @kadewello9001 4 года назад +5869

    Dr Phil’s gonna feel really stupid when this guy saves the world from a meteor or something

  • @versailleschick1994
    @versailleschick1994 4 года назад +3808

    The most tragic part is him refusing lasagna.

  • @sukie5692
    @sukie5692 4 года назад +17953

    Plot twist: he’s actually trying to save the world

    • @automorpher9679
      @automorpher9679 4 года назад +538

      I mean, he predicted the apocalypse.

    • @Centurian-mt1ob
      @Centurian-mt1ob 4 года назад +282

      If so we need him ASAP

    • @zeroxane
      @zeroxane 4 года назад +80

      be realistic

    • @sillyfella2009
      @sillyfella2009 4 года назад +131

      He was turned to steel
      In the great magnetic field
      When he travelled time
      For the future of mankind

    • @H3xMaster
      @H3xMaster 4 года назад +9

      Lol

  • @jasondoulkeridis6202
    @jasondoulkeridis6202 2 года назад +36

    Dude clearly played with substances he shouldn’t have and will now live the rest of his days in a constant state of psychosis. She’s just lucky he isn’t dealing with perpetual paranoia like most people who try things they shouldn’t.

    • @trippsoul6447
      @trippsoul6447 2 года назад +2

      I was thinking the same thing

    • @Ah22750
      @Ah22750 2 года назад

      Yeah I was thinking that too

    • @zehtroid
      @zehtroid 2 года назад +1

      ever heard of the orange juice man? 😅

    • @trippsoul6447
      @trippsoul6447 2 года назад

      @@zehtroid huh lol

    • @trippsoul6447
      @trippsoul6447 2 года назад

      @@zehtroid explain lol

  • @jalingee5237
    @jalingee5237 4 года назад +5455

    Plot twist: He’s telling the truth and the world ends in 3 days

  • @oceangaston-singtong593
    @oceangaston-singtong593 4 года назад +2135

    Son: “Mom I want a cyborg”
    Mom: “We have a cyborg at home”
    Cyborg at home:

    • @Sam8mate
      @Sam8mate 4 года назад +7

      Bahhaa underrated comment 🤣

    • @caidenh04
      @caidenh04 4 года назад +8

      Mom I want a vibrator
      We have a vibrator at home
      Wait what

    • @muhammadalfajri5454
      @muhammadalfajri5454 4 года назад +1

      Mom: Ur brother is a cyborg

    • @ian.ambrose
      @ian.ambrose 4 года назад +2

      @@caidenh04 lololol

    • @Mapufox969
      @Mapufox969 4 года назад

      Big brain comment

  • @biancanemtoc8426
    @biancanemtoc8426 4 года назад +1416

    Why does this entire thing feel like a cheesy scifi Netflix show

  • @happyblackwoman6154
    @happyblackwoman6154 6 месяцев назад +1

    Looks like Cybord from teen titans has some healthy competition! 😂😂😂

  • @zombie-cd2kw
    @zombie-cd2kw 3 года назад +4646

    Ayo mans wasn’t lying he really sensed this pandemic

    • @samir7936
      @samir7936 3 года назад +50

      lmao

    • @N4TIVEBLOOD
      @N4TIVEBLOOD 3 года назад +59

      When I move my screen up and down your picture moves

    • @swiftl5656
      @swiftl5656 3 года назад +5

      No he didn't idiot he's a human he just mad

    • @gtgb5680
      @gtgb5680 3 года назад +27

      @swiftl r/wooosh.....
      its a joke

    • @That1KidAgain
      @That1KidAgain 3 года назад +28

      But "they" couldn't prevent it....😔

  • @sdadsdad8881
    @sdadsdad8881 4 года назад +1293

    Cyborg: “we are still in the process of looking for employment”
    Mom: “that was a year ago”
    Cyborg: “things do not happen overnight”
    Mom: ...

    • @unclemiggery7978
      @unclemiggery7978 4 года назад +23

      I can confirm this was stated in the video

    • @allaroundkema440
      @allaroundkema440 4 года назад +11

      I saw this while it was at that part-

    • @jabjunior6520
      @jabjunior6520 4 года назад +1

      It don't take a year to find employment either.

    • @ariekanibalie
      @ariekanibalie 4 года назад

      Mom: "Well waren't cyborgs supposed to be like superhumanly efficient and capable of doing stuff faster than normal humans can?"

    • @bedroomproductions887
      @bedroomproductions887 4 года назад

      Mom: you said that a year ago

  • @stolensilence
    @stolensilence 4 года назад +1511

    Plot Twist: *He’s acting like a cyborg so he doesn’t have to shower*

  • @SummerIsComing606
    @SummerIsComing606 2 года назад +3

    Things so not happen over night. This guy is great, please give him his own talk show 😂😂😂

  • @joshuahumphries7743
    @joshuahumphries7743 3 года назад +2043

    Imagine if he’s just trolling so he doesn’t have to get a Job

    • @denissaliaj9459
      @denissaliaj9459 3 года назад +6

      Like at Dumb and Dumber

    • @ThaScaryGuy
      @ThaScaryGuy 3 года назад +48

      Exactly what he is doing. Notice how he stutters and chooses his words? It's all an act.

    • @DAZUNIVERSALINDUSTREIS
      @DAZUNIVERSALINDUSTREIS 3 года назад +3

      He definitely is lol

    • @DAZUNIVERSALINDUSTREIS
      @DAZUNIVERSALINDUSTREIS 3 года назад +3

      @@Jnamuleme he is though

    • @digitalbarks5705
      @digitalbarks5705 3 года назад +4

      Wasn't he just a troll, I remembered that he made music while he was doing this

  • @j.roy.4343
    @j.roy.4343 4 года назад +1437

    Captcha: *Are you a Robot?*
    Him: "They have bested our intellect"

  • @arthurlockwood5205
    @arthurlockwood5205 4 года назад +1429

    This dude looks like if the word "bruh" was a person

  • @Official9TIMES
    @Official9TIMES 2 года назад +4

    Surprised he don’t have a VR on his head