The game journalist: “when I started the “way of the hunter” I was greeted by a player named Dave at the lodge who proceeded to lure me into a trap to have his friend run me over. I found this game to be too hard already. “
It's so sad they used all their ammo on the animals and had none left when they got lost to end their own misery, when Dave decided to end it all by falling down a slight incline that really spoke to me
Deranged hunter argues with imaginary friend about the authenticity of the existence of microscopic dinosaurs, while hunting Aliens, Vampires and "The Wrinkler".
At 3:46:46 Tomato straight up ran past his dead moose, he was within literal feet of it, but he wasn’t paying attention because Dave was talking about the bears lmfao. Sucks that you can misplace the marker dot in such a bad way, it was over 150m off from where he intended to place it
A friend of mine was almost killed by an exploding CRT television that we'd earlier placed upon it. A jet of glass and hellfire shot past him, missed by less than a foot. Pretty scary.
I looked up the person they ran over to see if I could watch it from their perspective. His a german valorent streamer who dose play other games now and then. and there was no vod for this game. he was given an early review copy and they killed him so hard he didn't stream it or deleted the vod.
Actually there's been some recent findings that some baldness is due to the ring of muscles around your head. Using botox, regular massages, or acupuncture to relax the muscles (like the big muscles by your temples) will stop receding a hairline. It will also allow for regrowth if the scalp scarring hasn't gotten too bad yet (aka your scalp is shiny). They did some digital mapping of the wear patterns of these muscles pulling your scalp against your skull, and found that the wear pattern matched up with balding pattens due to the skulls shape and the placement of the muscles. It was accidentally discovered when people were going in for treatment of chronic tension headaches, and the patients started experiencing balding reversal. So yeah, Dave is kinda right lol, gotta skip head day.
i ain't bald but check ayurvedic treatments, there's a channel wildturmeric. teh reason why i'm convinced other cultures will fix the problem instead of continually sell useless cures is because in the 1960s in france my mother was given an injection for rapid hair growth when she was a model.
Heh, still using Graham crackers huh? Truly a bad case of stolen camping Valor. Here's a real recipe for ya. Trust me, I'm an Eagle Scout: - Saltine Crackers - Ghirardelli Caramel Chocolate - Whatever marshmallow Optional(chunky cookie butter) The Ghirardelli caramel chocolate and saltine are perfectly matched in size, and mix to make that delicious salted caramel flavor. The crisp texture of the cracker makes the whole smore feel like it's been toasted as opposed to the stale texture of a Graham cracker. The unappealing dryness of the saltine is masked by the gooey fluffyness and over-sweetness of the marshmallow in tandem with the caramel's slight moisture. No one that has tried this on my recommendation has ever gone back to the traditional smore recipe. My friend's wife gave me so much flak about it until she finally tried it. Her pride wouldn't let her admit she was wrong, but she could dose up on copium and say "this shouldn't work, this has no right to be so good."
I remember another vod where Tamato talked about ‘The Land Before Time’ and it was SO funny XD Someone please tell me which vod that was cuz I’ve lost it 😢
Oh God, that's somehow even worse. Imagine being so cringe as to advertise your twitch handle and channel in your username, and then play on that account OFF STREAM. That goes BEYOND cringe I'd say, into the truly pathetic.
1:11:40 The true plural of moose is objectively meese, I have been a strong advocate of this for many years. One day the world will understand the truth, but because of closed-minded opinions such as the ones expressed by Dave here, that day will have to wait.
Nah. That was polite in their day. People weren't as withdrawn from each other back then. I'd say just put up with it since they're just trying to be friendly the way they know how.
Would you prefer they call you "Loser", or "Dweeb", or even "Steve" even though your name isn't Steve? Because that's what I'd call you, "Dweeb Loser Steve." That's your name now.
British people really need to stop calling Crackers, Bisquits, this terminology is seriously fucking outdated dude, a biscuit is a soft fluffy thing, not a fucking saltine ok?
British people really need to get their vocabulary straightened out. They keep changing everything, but then something is created and now there’s two items called the same thing.
![[Tomato] Hunt Stream : Hunting a huge hairy guy w/ david. (Ghost Hunting after)](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/G3gVtUjbVzc/mqdefault.jpg)
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![[Tomato] Dad Stream : The baby dashes right for the vents every time. with david](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/w6t5ZsS3HGM/mqdefault.jpg)
![[Tomato] theHunter : Call of the Wild - Two boys go on a lovely killing rampage.](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/PRBhsUhC064/mqdefault.jpg)
The game journalist: “when I started the “way of the hunter” I was greeted by a player named Dave at the lodge who proceeded to lure me into a trap to have his friend run me over. I found this game to be too hard already. “
"Way Of The Hunter is the dark souls of hunting games"
@@antecboy getting double teamed when you invade is pretty normal.
Imagine going out hunting, when, behind you, you suddenly hear, "Heh! So the table's finally turned, fucko!" followed by the sound of a bolt sliding.
Correction, imagine being the PREDATOR and hearing that
This is 100% how hunting trips go from getting the truck stuck in the middle of some water to the ET conversation.
the most zoomer hunting trip ever, pog
The timing of the deer running out of the underbrush RIGHT AFTER Tamto commanded Dave to run over anything he came across was **chef's kiss** 😂😂😂
Praise be, an intro that isn't *[R E D A C T E D]* because of Dave
Dave has got to be an SCP with how much redaction he causes
Honestly really surprised it wasn’t with some of the unhinged things he said
Don't skip the intro trust me, this ones really good.
Truther Dave is best Dave.
Ps. Epstein didn't Alt+F4 himself.
I skipped it.
@@SexyOctopus Hell yeah, dude.
Everyone who does will miss out on the funny/weird callbacks to it during the game
@@beepeopeepeo2645 I know the meteor TV was truly great and the wrinkler is the funniest shit
It's so sad they used all their ammo on the animals and had none left when they got lost to end their own misery, when Dave decided to end it all by falling down a slight incline that really spoke to me
ITS ONLY BEEN UP AN HOUR 😅
Wtf happened this stream?
Ayy, always good to see a Dave vod.
Tomato vods with Dave are legit my favorite content.
dave truly is the spaghetti to Tomatos bolognes
Deranged hunter argues with imaginary friend about the authenticity of the existence of microscopic dinosaurs, while hunting Aliens, Vampires and "The Wrinkler".
At 3:46:46 Tomato straight up ran past his dead moose, he was within literal feet of it, but he wasn’t paying attention because Dave was talking about the bears lmfao. Sucks that you can misplace the marker dot in such a bad way, it was over 150m off from where he intended to place it
Watching him walk per-fect-ly around where it was on his way back was agonizing X) Poor Tomato
Imagine shooting a duck with a 30-30 that is how you disintegrate something
Thats how you're supposed to tenderize the meat
@@dg7708 Pre-plucked, too! Well, the pieces you can find, that is.
bah you just pre mince them, who cares if there's grass and gunk in them it adds to the flavor and texture
That poor random guy who joined at the start dude.
Fuck. I've been that guy so much :(
It's unfortunate but Tomato isn't a bad guy. They just really wanted to have a private lobby, no winners here necessarily just victims
Quite literally “That Dude Over There”
I like when at the end he ran right past the moose and he said I don't know where the moose is
53:30 I feel so bad for laughing at hit and run.
I looked up who that was, he's some German dude and he sadly didn't stream his demise :(
@@jimbothegymbro7086 Sadly lol He was greeted, ran over and left to die in the middle of nowhere... Welcome to America! :)
Dave said he roasted chocolates on a microwave and I lost it.
28:50 "In real life, there's gonna be a guy with a hammer" -Dave
A friend of mine was almost killed by an exploding CRT television that we'd earlier placed upon it.
A jet of glass and hellfire shot past him, missed by less than a foot.
Pretty scary.
"Nah, Moose is the plural still. It's why they're freaks." -Dave
somehow i knew this game would produce top tier Tomato x Dave banter
HES PLAYED CATACLYSM ON STREAM AGAIN OMG IM SO HAPPY IM CRYING RIGHT NOW
i know
YESSSSS
he streamed it again
Looks pretty cool.
Hope the devs develop DLC simulating World Boar III going on in Texas and thereabouts.
Hell yeah, I wanna hunt wild boars from a helicopter with a fully automatic assault rifle, or a high powered air rifle. XD
The game might be bare bones, but Dave and Tomato playing it makes it so much better
The alien convo was gold
I looked up the person they ran over to see if I could watch it from their perspective.
His a german valorent streamer who dose play other games now and then.
and there was no vod for this game.
he was given an early review copy and they killed him so hard he didn't stream it or deleted the vod.
I got an advertisement for the game when the intro finished... it totally hyped me up even more for the stream!!
Actually there's been some recent findings that some baldness is due to the ring of muscles around your head. Using botox, regular massages, or acupuncture to relax the muscles (like the big muscles by your temples) will stop receding a hairline. It will also allow for regrowth if the scalp scarring hasn't gotten too bad yet (aka your scalp is shiny). They did some digital mapping of the wear patterns of these muscles pulling your scalp against your skull, and found that the wear pattern matched up with balding pattens due to the skulls shape and the placement of the muscles. It was accidentally discovered when people were going in for treatment of chronic tension headaches, and the patients started experiencing balding reversal. So yeah, Dave is kinda right lol, gotta skip head day.
Did the study show that women had the same pattern of baldness due to the muscles? If not I'm not convinced that its anything besides DHT
i ain't bald but check ayurvedic treatments, there's a channel wildturmeric. teh reason why i'm convinced other cultures will fix the problem instead of continually sell useless cures is because in the 1960s in france my mother was given an injection for rapid hair growth when she was a model.
I just loved the timing at 1:34:40 made me burst out laughing
Daabe and tomto comit crimes against gun safety and animals whilst hooting, hollering, and cursed conversations. A wonderful stream!~
Hey this is how tomato gets his freezer filled full of pork chops.
dave needs a youtube channel, i swear to GOD xD
Tomato cancelled for calling neptune boring and hurting my feelings.
*continues to watch every new vod*
*plays the game for 2 minutes and LITERALLY initiates pvp mode on the twitch streamer that joined*
SKRRRRRRR
Just going to leave this here 32:07
1:14:27 Had me laughing so hard, its about how I imagined it would've gone down like that 😂
Heh, still using Graham crackers huh? Truly a bad case of stolen camping Valor. Here's a real recipe for ya. Trust me, I'm an Eagle Scout:
- Saltine Crackers
- Ghirardelli Caramel Chocolate
- Whatever marshmallow
Optional(chunky cookie butter)
The Ghirardelli caramel chocolate and saltine are perfectly matched in size, and mix to make that delicious salted caramel flavor. The crisp texture of the cracker makes the whole smore feel like it's been toasted as opposed to the stale texture of a Graham cracker. The unappealing dryness of the saltine is masked by the gooey fluffyness and over-sweetness of the marshmallow in tandem with the caramel's slight moisture. No one that has tried this on my recommendation has ever gone back to the traditional smore recipe. My friend's wife gave me so much flak about it until she finally tried it. Her pride wouldn't let her admit she was wrong, but she could dose up on copium and say "this shouldn't work, this has no right to be so good."
🤔 Intriguing
Salted caramel is bottom teir.
@@SexyOctopus Easy fix, choose a different flavor of Ghirardelli. Salt and chocolate still work.
@@Felnier Oooh. Alright now ya got me interested.
Just make some choc chip bannock.
Shit's delicious, and way easier.
"Wrinkle me this, Batman:..."
27:46 My brother has an external pancreas and I do call him a cyborg from time to time.
53:39 Influencer V.S. influencer tomfoolery.
Holy shit, how is the intro still there??
I remember another vod where Tamato talked about ‘The Land Before Time’ and it was SO funny XD
Someone please tell me which vod that was cuz I’ve lost it 😢
Now I have to go to lumpi 's stream to see his reaction
Update he wasn't streaming
Oh God, that's somehow even worse. Imagine being so cringe as to advertise your twitch handle and channel in your username, and then play on that account OFF STREAM. That goes BEYOND cringe I'd say, into the truly pathetic.
I just want Rajang to show up so bad..
But would he still kill the predator if it was wearing a neon orange safety hunting vest
"yeah every thing is fine"🤣😂
Dave's gonna find THE TRUTH damn it! American black bears can't melt steel beams!
Does David have a twitch or youtube?
twitch, Dave5005
2:19:43 Tomato says something EXTREMELY profound (to me) and now I'm a bit more depressed than usual.
"Some _children_ live and die and never have a s'more once in their entire life."
HOGWILD
Brett did not cut the vod lol
I do what I want.
Lmao
the legendary hog hole
I don't think Dave did it...
Dave based
Aw yea it's HOG KILLIN TIME
DAVE
OH
@@BakedBanana oh
Can you guys just fuck and get it over with
There is no way these guys have a hunting license.
Ah yes
1:11:40 The true plural of moose is objectively meese, I have been a strong advocate of this for many years. One day the world will understand the truth, but because of closed-minded opinions such as the ones expressed by Dave here, that day will have to wait.
Moosen.
There is no plural because is never more than one moose. Just a single moose. Consider it Canada's own scp.
Yeah, we fucked up. We apologize for that
@@fawkespryde9183 Geese too. Fuck those guys.
No one uses them because they wouldn't live long enough to worry about the pronunciation if they encountered more than 1 moose
Sparkling water is great, its more exciting than normal water
oh
oh?
This sounded like an episode of oneyplays
47:12 oh we saw UrsulaMejor, we saw
D lord 7:45
🤣 Note to self, don't let Dave drive....
This game needs a Sasquatch / Dino mod
Streamers kill man in the woods live on twitch
so if miss fire an hit a play
is there a trophy menu for that
hes so bad at this game, i hope he didnt have a stroke.
*Squeee...* stream!
legally if an old man calls me sweetie or dear i should be allowed to huck em out a window
Nah. That was polite in their day. People weren't as withdrawn from each other back then.
I'd say just put up with it since they're just trying to be friendly the way they know how.
Would you prefer they call you "Loser", or "Dweeb", or even "Steve" even though your name isn't Steve? Because that's what I'd call you, "Dweeb Loser Steve." That's your name now.
"I dont want to advertise his channel"
Why? What's so bad about it?
British people really need to stop calling Crackers, Bisquits, this terminology is seriously fucking outdated dude, a biscuit is a soft fluffy thing, not a fucking saltine ok?
British people really need to get their vocabulary straightened out. They keep changing everything, but then something is created and now there’s two items called the same thing.
call of the wild looks way better and is a better game by 100 times
Damn bro that's crazy
@@unturned1529 call of the wild looks way better and is a better game by 100 times
@@saturnascension damn bro that's crazy
@@unturned1529 call of the wild looks way better and is a better game by 100 times
@@saturnascension crazy bro that's damn