I used the Childe to destroy the Childe | Genshin Impact.exe

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  • @shawiez2981
    @shawiez2981 3 года назад +8322

    Boss Childe: Who are you,Why do we look like each other?
    Childe : We are the same, but my powers got sealed by Mihoyo.

    • @momotempest47
      @momotempest47 3 года назад +199

      Hahaha 😂, i can't stop laughing

    • @irual5298
      @irual5298 3 года назад +146

      *unknown goddess

    • @marsbarr4144
      @marsbarr4144 3 года назад +92

      Oh no......the gacha pulls got to him

    • @Z3nniO_125
      @Z3nniO_125 3 года назад +136

      I dont understand how the game makes Childe both hydro and electro when the 'one you gacha' version is just hydro. Unless third phase is in his constellations or sm. Im stupi

    • @Corviidei
      @Corviidei 3 года назад +144

      @@Z3nniO_125 apparently the tsartisa can make fake visions called delusions that let the user control a different element

  • @neverletmego6414
    @neverletmego6414 3 года назад +4749

    Childe: "You are weak."
    Childe: "I am you......and also weak."

    • @justabrokezombie6252
      @justabrokezombie6252 3 года назад +51

      I'll go ahead and add a reply to this reply-less comment

    • @kjaegert4484
      @kjaegert4484 3 года назад +34

      I'll go ahead and add another reply to this comment with a reply

    • @lorenzoborri2113
      @lorenzoborri2113 3 года назад +20

      Replication

    • @lawyelf5062
      @lawyelf5062 3 года назад +25

      @@lorenzoborri2113 you mean REPLYcation?

    • @lorenzoborri2113
      @lorenzoborri2113 3 года назад +4

      @@lawyelf5062 Yes

  • @noroutine5752
    @noroutine5752 3 года назад +7908

    This is in a way, metaphoric of how Childe has an inner conflict with himself.

    • @YUSUF-yj8yj
      @YUSUF-yj8yj 3 года назад +199

      Emiya vs emiya

    • @genjislayer4616
      @genjislayer4616 3 года назад +47

      @@YUSUF-yj8yj You got that right

    • @davidticson8500
      @davidticson8500 3 года назад +65

      BRAVE SHINE INTENSIFIES

    • @YUSUF-yj8yj
      @YUSUF-yj8yj 3 года назад +36

      @@davidticson8500 last stardust plays at the background

    • @pluto3582
      @pluto3582 3 года назад +92

      The archer class really is made up of archers

  • @min3bubblegum
    @min3bubblegum 3 года назад +972

    Playable Childe: "Wh...who are you?"
    Boss Childe: "I'm you, but with a delusion. And a cool galaxy cape. Oh, and I'm also a transformer."

    • @navinderrandhawa602
      @navinderrandhawa602 3 года назад +73

      why didn't miHoYo give us the hyrdro whale attack that childe has in the boossfight? WHY MIHOYO! 😭

    • @BobCross1010
      @BobCross1010 3 года назад +34

      @@navinderrandhawa602 that would've made the best burst ever man 😭🤚

    • @emilia3488
      @emilia3488 2 года назад +16

      Ah yes childes magical girl transformation

    • @Kidney-stealer
      @Kidney-stealer 2 года назад +1

      @@navinderrandhawa602 that woukd make him way to broken

    • @Amy-sj9qr
      @Amy-sj9qr 2 года назад +1

      Childe litereally got his on magical girl transformation xD

  • @thisladyisavamp0828
    @thisladyisavamp0828 3 года назад +5144

    Childe: So evil
    One of his attacks: *W H A L E*

    • @Celestials1aurora
      @Celestials1aurora 3 года назад +160

      More like killer whale

    • @TerraBushAK
      @TerraBushAK 3 года назад +107

      More like wet whale

    • @HeyyitsTorii
      @HeyyitsTorii 3 года назад +142

      This is why whaling for him is so expensive smh

    • @Carpatouille
      @Carpatouille 3 года назад +29

      Well, whales in videogames are evil, see what they did to WoW and other games by supporting evil corporate behaviour for money, I can't think of a more evil animal in this industry so it fits

    • @dafi1790
      @dafi1790 3 года назад +41

      actually that attack is inspired by me whaling for him

  • @usmaanali8510
    @usmaanali8510 3 года назад +20584

    Childe is the prime example of The boss when you fight him vs The boss when you unlock him as a playable character.

    • @rhodinkhargsvahd3875
      @rhodinkhargsvahd3875 3 года назад +1942

      Probably all the fatui harbingers when they all become playable lmao

    • @echinacea550
      @echinacea550 3 года назад +533

      @@rhodinkhargsvahd3875 lmao tbh i don't want to play with a harbinger that is weaker than childe basing on how playable childe is like

    • @rhodinkhargsvahd3875
      @rhodinkhargsvahd3875 3 года назад +545

      @@echinacea550 i think childe is the weakest harbinger? Idk but it does look like it at the moment but the harbingers are basically normal vision wielders when they aren’t using their delusions

    • @rhodinkhargsvahd3875
      @rhodinkhargsvahd3875 3 года назад +526

      And childe would be more amazing if his Q could launch the hydro whale lmao

    • @Etherion195
      @Etherion195 3 года назад +216

      i don't think so, because childe can do a lot of damage. Its just that the player sucked in the video.

  • @ZNTKI_
    @ZNTKI_ 3 года назад +15590

    Childe Boss: What! You look like me who are you?
    Childe: I'm you but weak

    • @dale7326
      @dale7326 3 года назад +511

      Seeing that food buffs. Right... we aren’t on the same page

    • @sneakretster
      @sneakretster 3 года назад +402

      More accurate to say "I'm you but holding back"

    • @brokewhale6407
      @brokewhale6407 3 года назад +250

      "Im you but a playable character"

    • @faaaaaain
      @faaaaaain 3 года назад +106

      if childe kill childe is suicide

    • @Blast4slayer
      @Blast4slayer 3 года назад +39

      Yeah it really suck saw childe user vs boss cause not just he has 2 element or final form but childe user only has simple archer default type attack when the boss 1st form has many variety with only bow attack

  • @tiamelancholyjeoncockity
    @tiamelancholyjeoncockity 3 года назад +8397

    in a nutshell:
    The boss vs, the boss when you unlock it

    • @ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou
      @ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou 3 года назад +222

      I mean considering that Childe's power up has the potential to quite literally kill him I don't think adding it to the playable character is a good idea.

    • @scotttempest8857
      @scotttempest8857 3 года назад +115

      @@ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou xiao's elemental burst makes his hp drop soooo

    • @rhodinkhargsvahd3875
      @rhodinkhargsvahd3875 3 года назад +93

      I think all of the 11 fatui harbinger will be playable lmao all of them are probably gonna be in the same situation as childe

    • @rhodinkhargsvahd3875
      @rhodinkhargsvahd3875 3 года назад +40

      @Dalvin well who knows we still haven’t rlly been with her alot

    • @ayman8720
      @ayman8720 3 года назад +10

      @Dalvin signora is playable according to wiki, tho theres no confirmation yet

  • @madigray418
    @madigray418 3 года назад +345

    Why the battle actually started: "There can only be one Childe."

  • @georgerobins4110
    @georgerobins4110 3 года назад +689

    I like to think you’re playing as Childe’s much less popular twin brother who sits awkwardly in the corner at Christmas

  • @han8281
    @han8281 3 года назад +3081

    Childe : *The only one who can defeat me, is ME.*

    • @benedictdavid2309
      @benedictdavid2309 3 года назад +4

      Lmaoo

    • @naoko1141
      @naoko1141 3 года назад +58

      Almost sounds like Aomine Daiki🤣

    • @historiareiss5048
      @historiareiss5048 3 года назад +5

      My chongyun did the same

    • @trash_bin_ishome4150
      @trash_bin_ishome4150 3 года назад +1

      Fischl melts this dude in water form. Pop some attack boost and u can auto your way to victory without seeing his strong attacks once

    • @huytrandang277
      @huytrandang277 3 года назад +10

      Laugh in immortal barbara

  • @astra8538
    @astra8538 3 года назад +1799

    Childe when asked do you prefer bow or the sword
    *Childe* : I like it perfectly balanced

    • @rioceanid
      @rioceanid 3 года назад +81

      *Perfectly balanced, as all things should be*

    • @saturnpeax
      @saturnpeax 3 года назад +6

      *Dagger

    • @astersimp6855
      @astersimp6855 3 года назад +4

      𝙋𝙚𝙧𝙛𝙚𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣

    • @astra8538
      @astra8538 3 года назад +5

      *Spear crying loudly in the back*

    • @astra8538
      @astra8538 3 года назад +2

      @@saturnpeax short sword*

  • @nottomme42
    @nottomme42 3 года назад +3752

    The giant whale should basically be his elemental burst

    • @beyondthescene2588
      @beyondthescene2588 3 года назад +77

      Yupp 😭😭

    • @starstrudel8417
      @starstrudel8417 3 года назад +627

      I don't even care if the whale is a bit smaller, or even if it's just for show and we keep the same Burst effect -- I want that whale dammit

    • @crazydianne7794
      @crazydianne7794 3 года назад +115

      His range burst could have been the whale like from his arrows a whale shoots down :')

    • @ace_can7
      @ace_can7 3 года назад +48

      @@starstrudel8417 Ikr! If I can't be a whale then give me that damn whale burst, can't have shet in liyue 🗿💀😂

    • @tomdata3340
      @tomdata3340 3 года назад +22

      And his sprint should be his sprint in phase 2

  • @dora7919
    @dora7919 3 года назад +5304

    me and my lvl 70 Kaeya watching this: **imagine having a five star character**

    • @thecheatah174
      @thecheatah174 3 года назад +655

      My level 40 kaeya looking at yours like: 👁👄👁

    • @rebekahf3755
      @rebekahf3755 3 года назад +487

      Hey man, don't knock Kaeya, he can kick Childe's arse

    • @Celestials1aurora
      @Celestials1aurora 3 года назад +47

      @@koral4684 same-

    • @blackoutdays4118
      @blackoutdays4118 3 года назад +230

      Bruh one time I haved 15000 primogems and I got 3 star weapons and 5 star depression.I GOT NO CHARACTERS,JUST WEAPONS DUDE I-

    • @katie-iw6js
      @katie-iw6js 3 года назад +61

      @@blackoutdays4118 i would die to get 5* weapon

  • @ruiynz
    @ruiynz 3 года назад +373

    I feel like this radiates “haha, I’m so strong only I can defeat myself.” Energy

  • @luminamint
    @luminamint 3 года назад +5923

    This is basiclly : *Childe having split personality for 6 minutes and 58 seconds*

    • @Cales_missing_slackerlife
      @Cales_missing_slackerlife 3 года назад +40

      y E s

    • @banjirjir7519
      @banjirjir7519 3 года назад +27

      hey,im no bad guy....

    • @tomdata3340
      @tomdata3340 3 года назад +105

      @・クローズガーミン ・ ・Claws Gaming・ If you know it's a joke then why are you explaining that to us? We know how split personalities work it's just a joke ffs

    • @irminalasimin2385
      @irminalasimin2385 3 года назад +12

      @・クローズガーミン ・ ・Claws Gaming・ r/woosh

    • @caca5296
      @caca5296 3 года назад +10

      @・クローズガーミン ・ ・Claws Gaming・ Yeah DID is serious

  • @user-wt7hr9vs1h
    @user-wt7hr9vs1h 3 года назад +5882

    "Why cant my Child do this"
    the golden words of every mother especially asians 😂😂😂

  • @kahzu04
    @kahzu04 3 года назад +20854

    Me using Klee to kill him: "I used a Child to destroy the Childe."

  • @yumid8802
    @yumid8802 3 года назад +871

    *Me who just started to play genshin just a week ago:* * chuckles * I’m in danger

    • @stephaniesauer3407
      @stephaniesauer3407 3 года назад +16

      Mood

    • @vuthasokban5898
      @vuthasokban5898 3 года назад +15

      Goes same as mine lol

    • @justabrokezombie6252
      @justabrokezombie6252 3 года назад +32

      I'm currently getting rekted by Geovishaps at AR 30 With only my Traveler at Lv 50 while my other characters are under-leveled cuz I just can't find those goddamn Hero's Wits.

    • @stephaniesauer3407
      @stephaniesauer3407 3 года назад +5

      @@justabrokezombie6252 hey I'm rank 39, I can help you! My mains are around lvl 60-70 and I'm not the strongest player in the world, but I guess with a little help you can do it :)

    • @justabrokezombie6252
      @justabrokezombie6252 3 года назад +2

      @@stephaniesauer3407 which server do you play on ?

  • @lunix3259
    @lunix3259 3 года назад +422

    Tartaglia
    "Why can't my Child do this"
    every parent disappointment ever 😔

  • @mikealpha6717
    @mikealpha6717 3 года назад +8053

    Damn, Mihoyo. Literally bringing a whale in a gacha game, like chill.

    • @karmaakabane2767
      @karmaakabane2767 3 года назад +166

      Gotta give back one way or the other.

    • @karmaakabane2767
      @karmaakabane2767 3 года назад +11

      @@Mythos66 AaaA I love that show

    • @4Nis0N
      @4Nis0N 3 года назад +24

      It's a narwhal 🙃

    • @anakichi
      @anakichi 3 года назад +10

      @@Mythos66
      Summer Jeanne right?

    • @sixteenthbluemoon7606
      @sixteenthbluemoon7606 3 года назад +13

      @@anakichi Summer Jeanne would have a field day with Childe

  • @data6874
    @data6874 3 года назад +2467

    my level 65 qiqi in the background beating the shit out of childe: *pathetic*

  • @mixedberrii3672
    @mixedberrii3672 3 года назад +385

    Me: Mom! I want the Childe so much
    Mom: We have Childe at home
    Childe at home:

  • @ragingoverwatch3052
    @ragingoverwatch3052 3 года назад +214

    The “why can’t my childe do this” when he goes into foul legacy mode (Tartaglia) IS LITERALLY ME.
    LIKE WHY CANT THIS BE HIS ULT

    • @tea_books728
      @tea_books728 3 года назад +2

      Melee + Beidou’s ult= discount foul legacy

    • @sorinxi7455
      @sorinxi7455 3 года назад +4

      Because Foul Legacy is basically Xiao’s ult, and that makes the characters that much less versatile.

  • @and-zd5sz
    @and-zd5sz 3 года назад +188

    Me with Zhongli: "Taking damage? Pathetic."

    • @idontexistlul
      @idontexistlul 3 года назад +19

      me with noelle: food? damage? never heard of them

    • @FunTimesOfBoredom
      @FunTimesOfBoredom 3 года назад +10

      me with noelle: HELP HELP MY SHEILD BROKE AND YANFEI GOT TWO HIT KOD! MY ONLY RELIEF IS KAEYAS HP

    • @xiesie_xiesie
      @xiesie_xiesie 2 года назад +1

      My Ningguang somehow not taking damage while in crystallize shield: wassup?

    • @SethEmerald
      @SethEmerald 2 года назад +5

      me using xingqiu to heal the characters : hey

  • @Sraye
    @Sraye 3 года назад +454

    This is Childe's inner conflict when Teucer pops out of nowhere while he is in a middle of a "diplomatic" mission.

  • @iloverwncy0228
    @iloverwncy0228 3 года назад +706

    Childe boss: I'm strong
    Playable character: oops I drowned

  • @sonnyrachel90
    @sonnyrachel90 3 года назад +672

    LEVEL 69

  • @fbi820
    @fbi820 3 года назад +130

    Congratulation Childe, you defeated yourself

  • @nziyan5178
    @nziyan5178 3 года назад +94

    "The real enemy of mine is myself"
    Now you can rest in peace Childe

  • @k_k4nade
    @k_k4nade 3 года назад +1341

    Meanwhile me suffering with the first boss: *i-*

    • @halayoussefnaim1635
      @halayoussefnaim1635 3 года назад +138

      Lmao Dvalin was hard so I am completely understand 😂 I found the wolf to be easier, haven't faught childe yet.

    • @user-zf1oz2er9q
      @user-zf1oz2er9q 3 года назад +7

      Same

    • @thepanzerofthelake732
      @thepanzerofthelake732 3 года назад +77

      Dvalin is the most annoying boss imo... Mainly cuz of "Caelestinum Finale Termini"

    • @SuuneSan
      @SuuneSan 3 года назад +57

      Trying to beat Dvalin is stressful lol

    • @thepanzerofthelake732
      @thepanzerofthelake732 3 года назад +11

      @@SuuneSan forgive me for the first time I saw your comment I thought you said eat...
      Although I agree
      Edit:Spelling

  • @stormwindsakuro8678
    @stormwindsakuro8678 3 года назад +959

    nothing summarize more the meme "when you fight the boss // when the boss become a playable character" than this intro ^^

  • @mq8858
    @mq8858 3 года назад +683

    "I am level 80, this lvl 70 childe shouldn't be too bad."
    *Proceeds lose 10k health to Phase 1 Childe in a huge, hard to avoid attack*
    - Me, sadly.

    • @zelpooo787
      @zelpooo787 3 года назад +7

      I like your kazuma photo

    • @pavkata9568
      @pavkata9568 3 года назад +26

      if you mean the one where he randomly teleports to you, you can easily avoid that, if you were marked by childe's attack (you can see if you are marked if the is a strange symbol on your character) run to the wall it gets you the vaporized effect, doesnt damage you(maybe i didnt check when fighting him) and it removes the mark, it works for all phases

    • @zelpooo787
      @zelpooo787 3 года назад +7

      @@pavkata9568 Shut up Diavolo, it is easy for you, you can skip time

    • @pavkata9568
      @pavkata9568 3 года назад +6

      bruh

    • @user-mh3me9xr5e
      @user-mh3me9xr5e 3 года назад +2

      I use lvl 60 ningguang with trash lvl 4-5 artifacts against lvl 80 childe lol just learn to dodge attacks and always run to the walls amd quickly get rid of the mark

  • @kindaquit4823
    @kindaquit4823 3 года назад +21

    This fight looked sorta like that one Spider-Man meme when he’s pointing a a duplicate of himself

  • @elizathesimp
    @elizathesimp 3 года назад +41

    Childe: You can't defeat me!
    RiceWhale: I know, but he can
    *Lvl 69 Childe*

  • @omarsherif9764
    @omarsherif9764 3 года назад +1333

    3:37 oof i felt that

    • @demzels
      @demzels 3 года назад +44

      If childe was like this, I might actually roll for him ngl

    • @nMeiru
      @nMeiru 3 года назад +64

      You guys have childe?

    • @escalonprime7245
      @escalonprime7245 3 года назад +1

      Me too

    • @idontknowwhattonamethis3107
      @idontknowwhattonamethis3107 3 года назад +9

      Yes i can relate
      They should have a vision or delusion menu if you want the delusion childe or the hydro childe
      But he will be broken as shit
      Rip cool childe

    • @exoticcats6119
      @exoticcats6119 3 года назад +2

      @@idontknowwhattonamethis3107 In HI3 (Honkai) they have augment cores for some characters.

  • @laiel3461
    @laiel3461 3 года назад +671

    5:45 this can actually be avoided if you run towards the corner of the field. It will trigger overload since there is somehow pyro in the barrier which will automatically cancel the one shot kill. To add more it'll unlock an achievement if u finished it without getting attacked by that one shot

    • @Vitx0o
      @Vitx0o 3 года назад +95

      Still AR 32 but I'm guessing this tip will save my ass later

    • @laiel3461
      @laiel3461 3 года назад +47

      definitely, unless your character is way too tanky that it would only scratch
      the first phase mark can be cancelled the same way with vaporize but that deals little damage compared to the third phase so that's the real problem
      the other way to avoid dying when you don't have enough stamina to run to the corner is to activate Barbara's ultimate when he drops down. She's immune during ultimate so she would not take any damage on that one shot

    • @zerulaw9118
      @zerulaw9118 3 года назад +34

      at that time I yeet him with Beidou perfect counter instead

    • @Dee_Snuts27
      @Dee_Snuts27 3 года назад +5

      You can use Venti as well to dodge the attack

    • @dreamylin5122
      @dreamylin5122 3 года назад +5

      @@laiel3461 Same thing with Klee´s ultimate. I guess this works with every character, that has a longer animation. So it should work with Venti too (don´t have him so I am not sure) and I can´t think of other characters with animation lol

  • @gdrogue7918
    @gdrogue7918 3 года назад +199

    Title I used the childe to defeat the childe
    My head: I used the childe to defeat a child💀☠️☠️

  • @mediocregamer2484
    @mediocregamer2484 3 года назад +73

    Childe Boss: "You're weak!"
    Childe as a character: "I'm you."

  • @Sky-oo2ij
    @Sky-oo2ij 3 года назад +95

    Him : **Suffering a little to dodge the attacks**
    Me : "Haha, Noelle go brrrr"

    • @rach-cv552
      @rach-cv552 3 года назад +11

      noelle literally invented shields, prove me wrong

    • @FunTimesOfBoredom
      @FunTimesOfBoredom 3 года назад +6

      @@rach-cv552 zhongli,
      proved wrong in one word

    • @FunTimesOfBoredom
      @FunTimesOfBoredom 3 года назад +2

      hahahaha. I FIGHT HIM. MY SHEILD BREAKS IN ONE ATTACK GIVE ME ZHONGLI GAME

    • @DhrithionVocals
      @DhrithionVocals 2 года назад +4

      people with sheild characters : *pathetic*

  • @malastrom884
    @malastrom884 3 года назад +429

    my level 30-40 baby charachters: w o w

    • @user-wv6ft4ed9p
      @user-wv6ft4ed9p 3 года назад +37

      cries in level 20 because im too lazy to grind

    • @shinmellow
      @shinmellow 3 года назад +34

      get in those quests and I'm sure you'll get close to AR 35+ soon enough, then whenever you have nothing much to do or run out of resin, just try and farm the materials that you need to ascend your characters. Btw I beat Childe in 2 tries with level 50 characters so you don't have to be at some high level like most that are making these vids, just gotta correctly build your characters. GL :)

    • @malastrom884
      @malastrom884 3 года назад +6

      @@shinmellow thx a lot! btw i have childe on second acc, though i'm around 20 yet, i feel an urge to beat childe with my own childe on team later on :)

    • @izzaireredacted3018
      @izzaireredacted3018 3 года назад +5

      Oh nice lol. I have a level 60 traveller, a level 50 Ficshl... I have a level 40 Kaeya with decent artifcacts who I've buffed the living daylights out of. I need a Tartaglia... GIVE CHILDE TO MEEEEE
      Edit: I GOT HIM LIKE A WEEK AGO GUDKAKAKNSNSMS

    • @user-wv6ft4ed9p
      @user-wv6ft4ed9p 3 года назад +2

      @@malastrom884 whoa same! i recently got childe on my main account too!

  • @S4ND55
    @S4ND55 3 года назад +605

    "Trust no one,"
    *"Even yourself."*

    • @cryojaxc
      @cryojaxc 3 года назад +23

      Trust no one.
      Not even yourself not trusting yourself.
      Not even yourself's self not trusting you not trusting yourself's self

    • @bananatoffeepie
      @bananatoffeepie 3 года назад +9

      @@cryojaxc I had a stroke reading this

    • @red_alien4069
      @red_alien4069 3 года назад +5

      should i not trust you now, or should i trust you?

  • @igarashi3994
    @igarashi3994 3 года назад +1978

    Can we see your your childe artifacts and weapon you don't even need to make a detailed video if you don't have time

    • @RiceWhaleYT
      @RiceWhaleYT  3 года назад +300

      I plan to farm 1 set gamblers and 1 set noblesse oblige for him once i reach ar 45, but for the video he is on 1 set gladiator and 3 other random artifacts. I swapped my other characters artifacts on him for the video just to get the best damage. He is on lvl 80 amos bow.

    • @igarashi3994
      @igarashi3994 3 года назад +22

      @@RiceWhaleYT bro i also have refine 1 amos bow is it good

    • @RiceWhaleYT
      @RiceWhaleYT  3 года назад +52

      @@igarashi3994 skyward harp is the best 5* bow if you have that, but Amos bow is still great for childe due to the good amount of attack it gives

    • @ShadowBlade972
      @ShadowBlade972 3 года назад +7

      @@RiceWhaleYT Is Rust a decent alternative if you have neither?

    • @wiinterzz6242
      @wiinterzz6242 3 года назад +33

      @@ShadowBlade972 Yes, rust works extremely well on him.

  • @ohohohhhh
    @ohohohhhh 3 года назад +17

    childe when you fight him: i can destroy any character with my 1 shot
    childe when you get him: im baby

  • @DynoSkrimisher
    @DynoSkrimisher 3 года назад +10

    Love how when you fight Childe as Childe, the dialogue could both of them speaking to each other.

  • @lancealot1947
    @lancealot1947 3 года назад +3363

    *Meanwhile, Mobile users who get 4 frames during this fight:* Ohhhh, so that's what that attack looks like, I remember it killing me.
    Comment: Has 2k likes because of people who can relate.
    Certain replies: *Huhuhhuhuhuh?! I geT GoOd fRAmeS, I Don'T kNow wHAT tHiS cOmMenT iS oN aBOuT!!!!!!*

    • @souhiyori6959
      @souhiyori6959 3 года назад +176

      I actually have pretty nice framerate

    • @yujin2202
      @yujin2202 3 года назад +149

      :0 OH that's why animations look different in youtube videos sksks I-

    • @trash0k
      @trash0k 3 года назад +103

      Literally my pc is getting repaired and playing genshin on my phone hurts me so much.

    • @XShadowDeamonXLuna
      @XShadowDeamonXLuna 3 года назад +86

      I beat him down in less than 6 minutes on mobile so idk what this comment is about 🤷

    • @harlekinmorow5081
      @harlekinmorow5081 3 года назад +4

      PHAHAHAHA that's sooo true xDD

  • @miateorr
    @miateorr 3 года назад +142

    Enjoy my small analysis about this battle

  • @leonshirogane5541
    @leonshirogane5541 3 года назад +247

    3:39 ur childe cant do that because he dont have that armor set that give him the lightning power
    join fatui and ask them maybe they will give ur childe the set

    • @RiceWhaleYT
      @RiceWhaleYT  3 года назад +112

      Time for traveler to join the dark side

    • @arashparthian_112
      @arashparthian_112 3 года назад +33

      @@RiceWhaleYT the dark side is a pathway to many abilities some may consider unnatural

    • @leonshirogane5541
      @leonshirogane5541 3 года назад +39

      Fatui is not trully the dark side, is just the cold side, another way of thinking nothing is truly black and white, just a gray scale

    • @shinmellow
      @shinmellow 3 года назад +4

      @@leonshirogane5541 I like the way you think :0

    • @rexlapis61yearsago5
      @rexlapis61yearsago5 3 года назад +5

      I believed this for a sec lol

  • @Twizzylittleb
    @Twizzylittleb 3 года назад +68

    3:36 he got that cake tho 🥵

  • @lamching-hei-lon390
    @lamching-hei-lon390 3 года назад +16

    Alternate title: I realised I've been scammed when my Childe doesn't have the same skills as the boss

  • @shuus932
    @shuus932 3 года назад +280

    Nice vid haha, and I think the only way to avoid Childe's lightning jump or whatever it calls is to go near the wall barrier thing

    • @shinmellow
      @shinmellow 3 года назад +8

      Beidou and Neolle's skills can also help you avoid the one-shot ability as Beidou is able to transfer the damage to the enemy instead and becomes invulnerable during that phase, however takes a couple thousand damage still due to this attack being so powerful but definitely takes way less than if you were to go against him without anything to do. Neolle's shield may do the same except the damage doesn't transfer onto Childe after the attack and I believe she still takes damage just like Beidou since the attack just consists of so much damage.

    • @turgburg4890
      @turgburg4890 3 года назад +20

      @@shinmellow Yeah but if you just let the lava near the barrier overload you, you take no dmg. But thanks for the tips ^^

    • @marfit77
      @marfit77 3 года назад +3

      Using Childe super in melee stance makes him invulnerable to damage including the one shot kill move

    • @micanikko
      @micanikko 3 года назад +1

      Saw someone beat this boss with Amber in about 10 minutes. And apparently the technique is to just keep running and not get hit by his attacks.
      If you do, u get marked. Then you cant do anything at all about that undodgeable attack.

    • @Martynas954
      @Martynas954 3 года назад +1

      @@shinmellow nah fam for lolz i did weekly childe boss fight with only Noel and nothing else, on AR45 so world level 6, took that "one shot" straight on with the shield on and took a grand total of 0 damage,

  • @hypwhoknowsanything3551
    @hypwhoknowsanything3551 3 года назад +38

    Alright "your biggest enemy is yourself" makes sense now

  • @swok6554
    @swok6554 3 года назад +18

    How Childe looks like when you fight him:
    How Childe fights like when you unlock him:

    • @romeow2765
      @romeow2765 3 года назад +5

      how childe looks like when you fight him: 😳👌
      how childe looks like when you unlock him: 🕺

  • @adamchch4002
    @adamchch4002 3 года назад +24

    3:39
    When my parents see someone else’s kid doing something better then me.

    • @nauschl
      @nauschl 3 года назад

      I'M LAUGHING SO HARD 🤣

  • @simplii3495
    @simplii3495 3 года назад +13

    1:29 So that's what he meant he said "I'm least adept with a bow"

  • @BellowDGaming
    @BellowDGaming 3 года назад +171

    Childe has a whale move basically you really need to WHALE to get him because he's that good.

    • @acn7021
      @acn7021 3 года назад +3

      Nope, 10x pull n got him

    • @cyx0713
      @cyx0713 3 года назад +4

      Got him in ×1 pull heh

    • @Arima1022
      @Arima1022 3 года назад +5

      x1 pull but i got Diluc Instead

    • @apple8580
      @apple8580 3 года назад +2

      I did 1 pull and got Zhongli

    • @Arima1022
      @Arima1022 3 года назад +1

      @@apple8580 Zhongli is not out yet lol

  • @jaytr1x
    @jaytr1x 3 года назад +30

    Tip: Dashing into the wall dispells the riptide mark

  • @thesalt3603
    @thesalt3603 3 года назад +17

    Childe: hah! Ur to slow razor, what are you gonna do while fighting someone like me?
    My Razor: Gee idk, i may be slow, but i pack a punch once the wolf takes over

  • @73647
    @73647 3 года назад +5

    this was genuinely one of the funniest things ive seen today. also, just a quick tip, if he "sigils" you by making the triangle thing pop up you can get rid of it by running to the edge of the arena! it helps to avoid the electro one shot! :)

  • @pinksatan6147
    @pinksatan6147 3 года назад +9

    Here’s something I learned that makes defeating childe a bit easier, his one shot hit thingy in his final phase can be avoided if you go to the wall when I appears or is about to strike!

  • @mr.oneshot4144
    @mr.oneshot4144 3 года назад +33

    2 guys fighting for money:
    Me watching focusly there hp

  • @0bliviouuss
    @0bliviouuss 3 года назад +15

    3:37
    Why did I read that as “Why can’t my child do this”

  • @Merc7734
    @Merc7734 3 года назад +16

    The funny thing about the Childe boss fight is that I haven't seen 90% of these attacks because I just melt him with my Klee and Oz lol

  • @constantinasay2095
    @constantinasay2095 3 года назад +2

    this is the most entertaining fight scene i've ever watched, awesome editting

  • @loveable9852
    @loveable9852 3 года назад +5

    Pov: you're teaming in the chikde domain, you're all level 60. Suddenly one of the dudes in co-op pulls out a level 90 childe and solos everything while you guys just watch and talk in th chat.

  • @fresh1797
    @fresh1797 3 года назад +154

    3:36 Is he playing genshin impact or dark souls?

  • @PotatoGod69
    @PotatoGod69 3 года назад +25

    This is the meme where that black guy holds a gun on the head of himself

  • @mariaharuspex9126
    @mariaharuspex9126 3 года назад +17

    Omg, his laugh is so awesome.

  • @thefreshedits9841
    @thefreshedits9841 8 месяцев назад +2

    Childe Boss: Your weak
    Childe: I'm you

  • @ace_can7
    @ace_can7 3 года назад +8

    When the floor goes blue: "I'm fast as fck boi-"

  • @ekasaja1405
    @ekasaja1405 3 года назад +13

    "Why can't my childe do this"
    Me : 🤣

  • @oussemamenthole2586
    @oussemamenthole2586 3 года назад +13

    Delusion Childe is the real deal , our Childe is From Walmart

  • @igarashi3994
    @igarashi3994 3 года назад +15

    It can be a meme about boss when he is playable character

  • @whyhello4694
    @whyhello4694 3 года назад +1

    Can we just appreciate the editing and skits of vines/funny audio in this? Like damn that must’ve been a B to edit and get the timing right!

  • @julienissaquesney7486
    @julienissaquesney7486 3 года назад +1

    Omg this was so funny😂 i was dying 6:16 and gg for your win

  • @bigsmoke6637
    @bigsmoke6637 3 года назад +5

    Title:i used the childe to destroy the childe
    How it sounds:i used the child to destroy the child
    Nice vid btw you're underatted

  • @hawks9939
    @hawks9939 3 года назад +8

    If only childe actually had the some of the skills boss childe had.

  • @NicholasObadiah
    @NicholasObadiah 3 года назад +6

    "how dare you use my own spell against me, Childe"

  • @petkun3624
    @petkun3624 3 года назад +1

    Yeah, I've wondered how this situation would be since I started to play Genshin Impact... Now I know it and I feel really happy. Thanks for the video.

  • @acehealer4212
    @acehealer4212 3 года назад +4

    It’s “David and Goliath” meets “Battle In The Center of The Mind.”

  • @BreadedRedBeard
    @BreadedRedBeard 3 года назад +4

    That editing is legendary. You gained yourself a sub bro.

  • @crayons1584
    @crayons1584 3 года назад +29

    Everytime I go against Childe I get so triggered... boss Childe has some really cool abilities and 5 star Childe has some time to stab before getting a 30 second cooldown where all he can do is go pew pew

    • @Martynas954
      @Martynas954 3 года назад

      yeah and during that staby staby time he absolute deletes everything on the field... so id say hes good enough

    • @maymay5600
      @maymay5600 3 года назад

      man, i hadn't pass nowhere yet, i was suppose to go to the dungeon with amber in the start of the game! laptop gave up after that! looks like i have to exit some chrome tabs, restart laptop

  • @cyrii991
    @cyrii991 3 года назад +11

    **teleports behind you** 1:22

  • @Jubbano
    @Jubbano 3 года назад +1

    The edits made it 10000000000x times better LMFAOOOOOOOO

  • @avathemoothie701
    @avathemoothie701 3 года назад +1

    This seriously just made my day

  • @princerosevelt
    @princerosevelt 3 года назад +4

    "When Mark by Childe, make sure to go to the walls"
    -whoever discovered this

  • @beefyz6695
    @beefyz6695 3 года назад +46

    lmaooooo it took me 10+ tries to beat him it wasn't fun. whats your build on childe?

    • @RiceWhaleYT
      @RiceWhaleYT  3 года назад +10

      He is on 1 set gladiators and 3 other random artifacts. I just put my best +20 artifacts on him from my other units for the video. If I were to build him I would use 1 set Noblesse Oblige and 1 set Gamblers set to maximize damage on his skill and burst. Eventually I think they will add a hydro bonus damage set similar to the existing thunderbird(electro dmg) and crimson witch set(pyro dmg), so I'll wait for that since there are already too many resin sinks.

    • @bobiturboto9086
      @bobiturboto9086 3 года назад

      He was actually pretty ez with lvl 60 chars. Even the domain fight after was pretty ez too

    • @soof2039
      @soof2039 3 года назад

      it was okay for me even w my full team of just lvl 50 characts i was surprised i did it first try :0

  • @meinyuz
    @meinyuz 3 года назад +3

    for all my childe mains out there, the childe boss has resistance to hydro (not sure about electro though), so you’re better off staying in range form unless you got beast mode melee

  • @emilygratz9203
    @emilygratz9203 3 года назад +2

    *now this is a true Akechi fight, Akechi vs Akechi, now Childe vs Childe.*

  • @xsosad
    @xsosad 2 года назад +1

    Childe as a boss: literally shooting whale at you.
    Child as a Childe: *haha spinny water goes brr*

  • @toragon2736
    @toragon2736 3 года назад +14

    2:23 😂 sadly it's auto attack if it was auto aim then god damn u could solo za WARUDO

  • @smartpear774
    @smartpear774 3 года назад +5

    Society when Childe character get the same skills as the Childe boss:

  • @meltyflapjack
    @meltyflapjack 3 года назад +4

    I thought RUclips didn’t let videos of children fighting on their platform

  • @lizzieheartswifeandgf
    @lizzieheartswifeandgf 2 года назад +1

    Childe really said “the only enemy I have is myself” 😌😌

  • @culturedswineee
    @culturedswineee 3 года назад

    that sniper blank scope animation definitely made it funnier

  • @AlejandroGarcia-cy8uy
    @AlejandroGarcia-cy8uy 3 года назад +4

    the Q animation makes you invulnerable, use for dodge

    • @marfit77
      @marfit77 3 года назад +1

      This must be seen

    • @Chocoffee_battery
      @Chocoffee_battery 3 года назад

      Or stick to the wall instead, it vaporizes

  • @3ratsinacage
    @3ratsinacage 3 года назад +4

    Me watching others kill Childe instead of killing him myself:

  • @sansunderpants6057
    @sansunderpants6057 3 года назад +8

    Couldn't imagine mobile players beating Childe

    • @Clarifyyy
      @Clarifyyy 3 года назад +1

      i did. it was easy asf 😹

    • @huggers
      @huggers 3 года назад

      My mobile game looks exactly the same as this only without the keyboard options 👁👄👁

  • @juliehata1553
    @juliehata1553 3 года назад +1

    Childe/Tartaglia: I know you took the Gnosis…now hand it over! don’t make me take it from you!
    emergency food: wE dIdNt TaKe iT!

  • @rodolfoeliasmartinez8413
    @rodolfoeliasmartinez8413 3 года назад

    5:50 simply the best part of the video, nothing more motivating than that Japanese bro :''''D And yep, this is motivating me to do a "me using Amber to defeat childe". Excellent video 👌👌👌