Minecraft, But Your Size Changes Every Minute...

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[@Bionic]

chonc

[@naenaepooh2241]

YAAAAA

[@FritzSchizter]

chonc

[@caducl]

Yes

[@sports_do_exist8675]

Hi

[@aziatouchsilent8507]

Koncc

[@QuiffYT]

did u try to roast me...

[@ceegeetee]

Let’s see how many subs I can gain from this comment
Current Subs 1100

[@San-_-..]

Father quiff

[@jam6788]

Yes 2 faced tooth

[@San-_-..]

Quiff-chan

[@meetball226]

Kwmw

[@thesailsguy]

bionic: "I just need 1 piece of iron"
bionic 2 secs later: "come on come on grab all of this iron"
6:49 - 6:53

[@branxenergy430]

lol

[@shalyaryt165]

Cringe

[@labeans]

Lol 😂

[@honeydalenz29]

Lol 🤣😂

[@haroldestharold.]

@@shalyaryt165 no you uwu

[@EnjiPlayzAnimationsYT]

I Laughed So Hard When Your Size In The Nether And Your Head Looked So Cursed When Your Head In The Desret It Looked Super Curse

[@eboyolazo4285]

Same hahahaha🤣🤣🧐🧐

[@emersity1452]

Bionic doesn’t realize it but he’s officially a big part of our child hoods. ❤️ luv u bonc

[@mlgiyel3021]

Implying you are currently a child

[@mlgiyel3021]

Implying you are currently a child

[@wafflerhd7053]

@@mlgiyel3021 implying you are annoying

[@KiaanSherrin]

@@wafflerhd7053 oOoO bUrN

[@asuregt6400]

Yes

[@oaktree378]

This took me like ten mins but is every bonc in this video (also bonc notice me pls)2:39 hammer head bonc
3:52 orangubonc
4:17 sonc (small bonc)
4:52 small head chonc bonc
5:50 big forehead bonic
6:50 big forehead sonc
8:21 chonk trex bonic
9:11 body builder bonc
9:51 English teacher bonc
10:41 real life bonc
10:51 skipped leg day chonk
12:11 tonc (tall bonc)
12:53 thick but hammer head bonc
13:01 short big brain bonc
13:05 thick sonc
13:31 baby bonc
13:51 big bonc
14:21 slim bonc
14:53 Chonk

[@oaktree378]

This took ages bonc notice me

[@NIGHTMAREIDC]

Ok nerd

[@perica1553]

@@NIGHTMAREIDC ok kiddo

[@Strex_Edits]

@@NIGHTMAREIDC ok freefire player. This is what happens when you play freefire

[@illkaylouyka]

You good hommie

[@dionnariaplaton4900]

Quiff is so gonna be mad when he sees this XD

[@seymourgonzaga3232]

loll

[@Amelia-do8mz]

@@seymourgonzaga3232 true

[@xdTheeranm]

I was trying to do a try not to laugh challenge on this vid, but when bonc said that he looked like one of those meme dogs and showed that vid I lost it🤣

[@monker14563]

same but that was low key kinda mean doe

[@hairy7770]

Bionic: “The timer starts when I move”
Also Bionic: Jumps and crouches

[@nevbonnar6773]

YES

[@nextlevel_edi]

i ruined the 69 likes

[@Thatguymus]

@@nextlevel_edi bruh

[@nextlevel_edi]

@@Thatguymus big bruuuuuh

[@bradleyhysell5132]

Yes why

[@alexisv4]

Bionic doesn't realize this but he is making everybody's quarantine better

[@alexisv4]

Anybody agree

[@pixeljetplane2911]

yes sir

[@bonniebunnygamez6388]

You bots don't realise this but youre making everyone's quarantine worse

[@Arconox5015]

Yes siiir

[@Arconox5015]

@@bonniebunnygamez6388 stop just stop ur not cool

[@snoo9956]

4:16 -T-rex bonc-
5:52 -Megamind bonc-
8:24 -Mrs Puffs bonc-
10:11 -hit or miss bonc-
10:32 -slim thicc bonc-
12:41 -no neck ed bonc-
13:31 -mega chonk bonc-

[@justanotherviewer3564]

2:37 My dude straight up turned into Stewie Griffin

[@Son-GohanDBZ]

Ain’t wrong

[@spreygawd]

Bionic: the bionic shirt gives you luck
Notch: ok let's give him a village

[@rainreaper6680]

Yes

[@mr.tissuepaper3933]

Jokes on you! Notch sold MineCraft to Microsoft and after selling it, left mojang.

[@alphagames1646]

@@mr.tissuepaper3933 stfu

[@whydoiexist3896]

@@alphagames1646 u too

[@Dhaliwal_manpreet]

Is this true or not Mr BB

[@jonahjameson7112]

9:00 this comes into your room at night, wyd?

[@ibrahimuddin8498]

Id say let me eat then do what you want

[@xdfarmboi6701]

I would say “dad?”

[@LinixGR_YT]

i'd swap places w/ u
mehenoynoy

[@tacobutfox7641]

e

[@ryleighmcbroom1776]

Literally at the beginning he said “only one piece of iron” he had 3

[@electroevan7232]

YEAH!!!

[@catherinemakhado6311]

POGERSSSSSS POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG

[@DOKKANLEGEND]

Bionic bully’s himself at the beginning of the vid

[@playingdave3101]

Let's see how many subs I gain on this comment
Current subs: 45

[@aaaa5g122]

@@playingdave3101 0, stop useless

[@dream2.o130]

@@aaaa5g122 Hey do you have Blockman go to 1v1?

[@playingdave3101]

@@aaaa5g122 no

[@aaaa5g122]

@ツMRTOPJOEY ツ ・ 11 Years Ago PLS STOP

[@Thetuoidiots]

I want every minute mining fatigue goes lower or haste go higher

[@-Xenos]

ME TOO

[@shahlemon663]

No this would be bad because eventually it would be instabreak and nothing more or it will be impossible to play

[@Spacebugg]

what about vice versa?

[@shahlemon663]

@@suhailshah7479speak English?

[@mambwechewekangwa8570]

Bionic is so amazing that he beat the game with no armour

[@quinnlay2150]

12:43 I laughed harder and longer than I should

[@Billy-mj4nw]

When Bionic’s hair grows back so fast

[@Yourlocalriceseller]

Tru

[@Billy-mj4nw]

Jahmarley Joseph fax

[@EJ_BBall]

you got to much dip on ur chip bud

[@squadxfam9194]

Ikr😐

[@eyadayman4042]

My hair is also like that

[@randomalt5770]

“I’m an elder”
Continues to sprint like he is in the olympics

[@fhupz4503]

omg mrbeassst cominted on my vid

[@acidthedragon685]

@@fhupz4503 omg nooooo oneeeee caaaaareeeeessss

[@ilmmaldito2932]

The lava isa 2 block high

[@toxicraft7212]

@@fhupz4503 No he didn’t lier

[@joshuawilliams3290]

Ok

[@RazerPlays7279]

Chunck bonc : poggers in the cahtt
Me : poggers for the chunk bonc 😜😜

[@Testling172]

Bionic proved that it's possible to beat the game without armor

[@Yami.to29]

2:31 quiff bonc
3:34arm day bonc
4:15 small fry bonc
4:50 small head bonc
5:50 grandpa bonc
6:34 egg head bonc
7:01 bionic
7:44 flat head and small feet bonc
8:11 sandwich bonc
8:34 small feet bonc
8:59 ender bonc
9:48 LEG DAY BONC🦵
10:30 among us dead body bonc
10:46 chunk bonc
11:39 *BIG BIONIC*
12:41 no neck bonk
12:55 baby big head bonc
13:29 mega chunk bonc
13:47 monke
14:14 stickman bonc
14:23 mini chunk bonc
14:55 mutant bonc
15:06 ultra chunk bonk
The winner=-=-=->2:31

[@OhPickll__]

Sub to SlayerCommando

[@Yami.to29]

@@OhPickll__ yea

[@naenaepooh2241]

“I’m early to bionics video check!!!!!!”

[@barrymckockinner4313]

Yessir

[@sports_do_exist8675]

@@barrymckockinner4313 yep

[@nerdizon7996]

No

[@Sammmm11111]

Hi

[@yacquubfarah6038]

@@Sammmm11111 hello

[@ngtutorials2780]

Insane vid bro keep it up loved it

[@user-wp3xk3mc5f]

You know bionic you are the one of making me happy and laughing 😌 thank you😌

[@Barcelona_fan_Catalonia]

bionic : *has 3 diamonds
also bionic : *crafts iron axe

[@mr.tissuepaper3933]

No

[@mr.tissuepaper3933]

Craft pic no iron ax

[@mozsh5650]

@@mr.tissuepaper3933 bruh he can do Portal with out diamond

[@mozsh5650]

@@mr.tissuepaper3933 your a new minecraft player

[@dot8651]

@@mr.tissuepaper3933 are you stupid no you’re supposed to do a sword or an axe
you probably never even played Minecraft but ok

[@miguelruedasalazar6099]

Bonc bullying his friends:
2:39 "I look like Quiff now"
7:58 "I'm actually built like Doni right now"

[@miguelruedasalazar6099]

@@deepikaminnal.varijakalava2476 ...I think you don't know that everyone calls him Bonc or you are just trolling.

[@miguelruedasalazar6099]

@@deepikaminnal.varijakalava2476 No problem!

[@leofranco296]

Great vid

[@Panda-1563]

LUV U BIONIC

[@MEJP2]

How about Minecraft but you gain a level of speed for whatever many levels of course you have

[@playingdave3101]

Let's see how many subs I gain on this comment
Current subs: 45

[@mastergamer0946]

Its dumd

[@gamercats6536]

That’s sounds like a great idea!

[@spipit2123]

How about when you jump you get 5 % slower and 100% jumping

[@2ndmouselord987]

Or putting ten mods

[@walkeredition5534]

Imagine Technoblade watching in the beggining XDD

[@masonfischer7206]

I tagged him @technoblade

[@yumeko8233]

2:20 😳

[@fachang4706]

“I’m a elder stop”
Bionic, 2020

[@ericpatumpakingan7305]

It's 2021

[@mariopena3464]

Cool ☺☺✌

[@Bionic]

thanks :D

[@mariopena3464]

Jaja

[@mariopena3464]

9

[@AnonymousMC]

Hi guys! :D I hope you stay safe and have a nice day, God bless you!

[@playingdave3101]

Let's see how many subs I gain on this comment
Current subs: 45

[@adamarteaga1330]

youre everywhere

[@13mamala]

@ツMRTOPJOEY ツ ・ 11 Years Ago can you stop

[@13mamala]

@@playingdave3101 stop

[@ribostar3951]

@ツMrTopJoeyツ SHUT UP

[@TheGuyWhoRules]

❤️❤️❤️love for bionic

[@yoonabai7656]

2:33 Is that---
BABY BIONIC?! NONII

[@cabegato4561]

9:47 he be looking kinda... THICC DO

[@nanaboo12able]

Thi c c

[@britishmonke1260]

he be lookin like a mom in a disney movie

[@nanaboo12able]

@@britishmonke1260 yeee buster

[@Foozuu]

Pixar mom

[@magnuslol3000]

2:32 just represents bionic's braincells

[@honiidew]

yes

[@andreaskyriakidis6231]

Oof

Also makes you understand what quiff looks like

[@SpaghettiAndYeetballs]

Just roast them

8:12 look like lynix

[@RazerPlays7279]

14:04 cool name slimmonic

[@editsbygoldy]

2:39 bionics last two brain cells😂

[@2061_]

"Leave me alone"
Dream: Hey bud thats my line

[@TryToCallMeJohn]

Ooooh dreaaaam

[@randomdepressedblob4611]

Now I’ve finally realized Laughing is one of the most dangerous crimes to do to.

[@nithingaming4883]

I just can't stop laughing on the first size 🤣🤣

[@barbiehao4073]

yeah you do look beautiful :)

[@justplay6142]

Next Video: Minecraft But I Cannot use Hitboxes.

[@MR.sqwer1]

Hqhah

[@llamaslayer9887]

When he said “well I guess short people are an idiot now” I was sad

[@NipJr]

Because he was talking bout himself

[@joshandnat1]

Ya I am short it is afensiv

[@pyrowz3605]

🤣

[@surovimila4772]

@@NipJr lol true

[@surovimila4772]

@yeeetboibruh YT me too

[@SleepTighty]

3:36 you become what thing's skin you wear

[@chasitywillis616]

Love your videos so much

[@rylieday2766]

When Bionic's size changed the first time be like: i am a slab now

[@mastermikey7984]

2:20 *Hol' up wait a minute*
What? Uhm. This is the things that are normal on this channel. Strange as hell but still normal here

[@dripspongebob6211]

Yup that is kind sus

[@editsbygoldy]

12:41 this got me dieing 😂

[@imsubbingeveryonewhosubsto536]

I really love your videos and cool mods!

[@_millar_o__5239]

Bionic: I guess short people are just an idiot now
Me: *cries in short*

[@TYEDITZZ]

Me: also cries in short

[@cabegato4561]

me no me because me big >:)

[@EJ_BBall]

@@cabegato4561 >:/

[@cabegato4561]

@@EJ_BBall >:) MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@bradleyhysell5132]

Yes why bionic why

[@kingjojobeast4461]

0:06 roasting a pig while looking like the crackhead version of the wither

[@user-ch9ff3id9q]

@ツMRTOPJOEY ツ ・ 11 Years Ago ;-; bot

[@HalfXlll]

😂

[@kingnixasvids8648]

I CANT BREATH HELP I AM LAUGHING TOO HARD

[@bradleyhysell5132]

Hahahahahahahha

[@ribostar3951]

@ツMrTopJoeyツ *SHUT UP. OK YOU GET NONE*

[@rajwantdeo7723]

I watched this video at 10 times because it's so freaking funny

[@scientifreak5]

Oh, those nostalgic intros

[@ssolidplasma2159]

The “built like an English teacher” killed me

[@playingdave3101]

Let's see how many subs I gain on this comment
Current subs: 45

[@lukee4432]

lmfao XD

[@DocMonke]

Um sorry but if it killed you how did you comment?

[@Sethilliano]

@@DocMonke 27 years ago?

[@lukee4432]

@@DocMonke ikr i wonder how

[@Sendreh_lol]

I died of laughter when he turned around after talking to the pig lmao

[@Kyle-zw4on]

Same lol

[@CNRQuest]

when bonc builds his portal and accidently shapeshifts into his teacher
everyone thinking; damn bonc kinda THICC

[@smingthecrazyone1686]

aaaahhhhhhhh You're so cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@imlegit1162]

“Who Else Went Straight To The Comments”💚

[@jamieh1819]

Me

[@tie4683]

Me

[@adlai5831]

Me

[@bebylitamery5475]

me

[@KeyBirdy]

Me

[@alexx_yt880]

Are we gonna talk about that bionic defeated the ender dragon without armor
*gasps* a mincraft god!!!

[@NoobGamerNotLolll]

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[@X.Phoenix15]

2:50 you do be viben though

[@minilemongamer8565]

Thats vid is sooooo nice 😂😂😂

[@vidthegreatplayz4443]

The moment i saw the first size change of his head: What in tarnation

[@mohammadahmadmic1849]

Let's see how many subscriber i can get from this comment pls subscribe

[@Thatguywhoasked22]

@@mohammadahmadmic1849 sthu

[@J_4_Y_D_3_N]

@@Thatguywhoasked22 😀you could try being nice

[@GrayTinRet]

I have found my brother

[@josephrosario9352]

I thought of stewy straight away lol

[@sandhyakoch9673]

(When your size changed second time) You litteraly look like iron golem. XD

[@brodiegorin806]

I was gonna say that XD

[@tamirutofesh605]

I say that when I look at him😂😂

[@IQQIIQQI]

dude he’s like a baby iron golem :/

[@abdelwahabnassim6281]

ruclips.net/video/-q6A3FQpjf0/видео.html

[@azmanawang5615]

Bionic is the amazing human bro!!

[@marie-annespratley8644]

Love your vid bro

[@fl8fzww]

Everyone do be saying "First"

[@sports_do_exist8675]

yeah

[@stockydisc4689]

Yeah

[@aziatouchsilent8507]

Yeah

[@Glorpadorpa]

8:25
God: everytging is beuttiful, eccept for that... it scares me
Bionic just vibin: gongaginga

[@buskiraj1505]

LMAOFODOFO

[@GoshimityLmao]

Loooooool

[@tinalsvg]

4:33 noominooninoowaeeeee

[@haomingwu8111]

6:33 “Einstein has joined the game”

[@noodleman2366]

Liar

[@miguelpared7631]

@@noodleman2366 BRUH

[@benclifford5032]

Haha

[@nullnull2438]

@@noodleman2366 smh its a joke

[@staringhamster2240]

@@noodleman2366 shut up kid

[@ChezzyTheAnimator]

2:30
bionic: *laughs*
me: *laughs at the same time with bonc*

[@dzm_rasid3541]

Bionic: guys am i fat...am i uglyy
Me: *dying from laughter and cuteness*

[@lakendegarmo5576]

GOOGANGEEGANG

[@lakendegarmo5576]

GOOGANGEEGANG GANG

[@Drag0nizerPixelArt]

4:04 confused monke runs through village raiding it

[@sammyboi2424]

LOL

[@jessicachase3550]

I hope he realizes that he has no armor in the end

[@ProRon]

bionic'im look like a hummer head pancake
me:hahahahahahahahahaha

[@sarahipearce18]

pog

[@fredvazquez3824]

This everything grown I'm your body boysss

[@sports_do_exist8675]

,

[@FJ10]

“I guess short people are just idiots now”
and I took that personally

[@ashtonmatthews5449]

Me 2

[@ashtonmatthews5449]

But I tall

[@FieseF]

same

[@sarjubshah]

Me too.

[@LaGhosty]

I get depress
Lol bonc make meh get 10 brain cell

[@WAAAAHH]

his first morph looked exactly like stewie griffin

[@09derpboy11]

When bonc had a tiny head Ang big body I just laughed so harddddddd😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@boodysalehman188]

You mean And

[@melissamota7471]

Fun fact: Everyone is saying ''first'' except me.
DANG IT!!

[@rootbeeerr]

@ツMRTOPJOEY ツ ・ 11 Years Ago bot

[@ribostar3951]

@ツMrTopJoeyツ *FU**IN BOT*

[@cosmeticmint3072]

When u said, "sub or this would be in ur bed tonight" well that made my lil brother cry tbh LMAO 🤣

[@nothingtoseehere2686]

time stamp?

[@_rblx-edits-3697]

Hey bionic

[@ohnoareyouok]

I already watch the whole thing and I’m watching it again

[@nidacamat4445]

Yay! Im early

[@alexisv4]

I loved when he said "No I'm an elder stop!"

[@ryanlifeYT]

Me too lol

[@diamondmasterlegend9607]

Cute bonk

[@ChinyantaNkasha]

I love bionic you make me laugh😂😂😂

[@jakebroschannelnotganabepo1106]

"Gong gin gang" baldonic luck haha

[@sports_do_exist8675]

lol

[@alsoitstip]

;-; ok

[@seharrealgeans1229]

13:31 mega chunk fo be vibin doe he also crackeddddd

[@heatherkamen2249]

Hi bionic!!!!

[@a.raina07068]

Bionic be thiccccccc