In elementary we had to run this stupid little obstacle course without stopping for a grade. Every time you stopped or slowed down too much your grade would go down. At one point everyone was starting to give up so the gym teacher put on this song and HOLY SHIT the gym practically exploded with energy, cuz we were all kind of dance-running the obstacle course. It was magical.
“Level 100. The pinnacle of power for a Pokemon. Very few Pokemon ever reach this level. This is a series where I raise Pokemon to level 100 in unconventional ways and environments, because, more or less, i’m crazy. This is: The Level 100 Gauntlet.”
@@seronymus Good I don’t want to be one lmao. Do more research you utter scum. Look in my fucking bio for my pronouns at least. You utter fucking plebian. You disgrace to life itself. Please leave and never return.
Well technically people all have there own opinions of real music, there is a musician who plays a type of music where you do nothing and you can hear a pin drop. Also, one the earth doesn't revolve around you, and two no one asked for your opinion.
Many years ago, one night, I was about to propose to my at-the-time girlfriend when my roommate Joseph barged into the room out of nowhere, tripped, and fell over, breaking a glass table with his face. Totally ruined the mood. Now, I barely even knew the guy...heck, I don’t even remember where he said he was from originally...but let’s just say that nonetheless I put my plans on hold to help him through his injuries. So, as it turns out, Joseph had gotten a big glass shard in his eye, making him completely blind in that eye. As a result, he was walking around with, like, one of those cotton pads on his eye for a couple months. Then suddenly, he disappeared, along with my girlfriend. Apparently they’d bonded during the time after his injuries, and eloped together, leaving me behind without as much as a note. Since then I've tried to contact them to figure out what happened, but I still haven't gotten in touch. Long story short, if it hadn’t been for cotton eye Joe, I’d have been married a long time ago. Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, cotton eye Joe?
@@schnee_the_bun It was copied and pasted from another guy who did the exact same thing about two years ago, on another video with this exact same song (just not nightcore)
I came here from a meme page the meme was literally just a picture of this youtube video with the title holy shit I'm laughing so hard I can't believe this exists
Played this while shiny hunting, got a shiny after less than 30 seconds.
Thanks Absol.
i yeah, that’s what i’m trying but i just stopped getting eggs…
you will never be a woman
@@bellissimo999 that’s not yours to decide. it’s not anyone’s to decide.
@@iffyhadadime except biology
@@bellissimo999 just tell us ur insecure and feel the need to bring others down to feel powerful
I stared into the abyss and it stared back
Horrifying.
T h a t s d e e p 🥺😭😔🤠
@@freshlemonade5638 im 14 and this is *D E E P*
@@sharpayevansfromHSM r/im14andthisisdeep
@@-bananaberry-6424 sbeve 😔😔
this is why aliens dont contact us
Very true my friend
+Dylan Buccellato Alucard
+Christopher Jefferson On the contrary, this is precisely why they should contact us.
somewhere...in the world...a tear was shed...
+ivbyse Telling us to turn down the volume?^^
This sounds like you are having both a seizure and a sugar rush
this is what taking mescaline feel like
Yes
Fr
What SpongeBob and Patrick heard during their sugar rush in that one superhero movie they were in.
There are some things you watch at 3am that you regret the next morning
+My Chemical Pawoon HETALIA!!!!
***** YAS
My Chemical Pawoon CAUSE I'M THE HERO!
+My Chemical Pawoon
Its 2:38 AM so i can still stop and take your Advice serious, mhhh... but NO! XD
+My Chemical Pawoon Italy you dumnkoff!
In elementary we had to run this stupid little obstacle course without stopping for a grade. Every time you stopped or slowed down too much your grade would go down. At one point everyone was starting to give up so the gym teacher put on this song and HOLY SHIT the gym practically exploded with energy, cuz we were all kind of dance-running the obstacle course. It was magical.
I want try one day
I want to see that lol!!!😂😂😂😂😂
I feel like I lived a failed childhood
OMG SRSLY
OMG!😦
the absolblogspokemon cotton eye joe experience
THIS ACTUALLY FUCKING EXSISTS OMFG IM D YING
My thoughts exactly.
I didn't think this song could get any more faster.
LMFAO
I know this is from 8 years ago but your pfp makes this a lot funnier
This song used to remind me of dancing around my living room to it circa 1996. Now it reminds me of shiny pokemon and Mountain Dew Baja Blast
I love absol blogs lol
“Level 100. The pinnacle of power for a Pokemon. Very few Pokemon ever reach this level. This is a series where I raise Pokemon to level 100 in unconventional ways and environments, because, more or less, i’m crazy. This is: The Level 100 Gauntlet.”
“I hope you enjoy.”
@@byebyebabyblue YEEEEESSS
You will never be a lady.
@@seronymus Good I don’t want to be one lmao. Do more research you utter scum. Look in my fucking bio for my pronouns at least. You utter fucking plebian. You disgrace to life itself. Please leave and never return.
@@solidmetagross so you admit you're an insecure trolling attention whore after all huh
I might listen to this on loop until i find a Shiny Pokémon
Please do this would be epic!
I would a 100% watch that
absolPogs
That's what I'm doing rn lol
Gen 9 is about to be revealed! :O
the true shinyhunting experience. the CEJE will never end
Your here because of absolblogspokemon
Bro i better get a shiny soon ive been listening for an hour and can feel my brain melt slowly
Did you get the shiny?
@@lily_flower0686 yeah i did, now the pain is over
Who's here from Absol?
What am I doing with my life
don't expect us to know we aren't stalkers
I think that too XD
Listening good music
oh, I think about that every time I turn on my pc or wake up in the morning.
The right thing
Only here because AbsolBlogsPokemon
Me Too!!!
"I only listen to real music"
Lou Kris triggered
Well technically people all have there own opinions of real music, there is a musician who plays a type of music where you do nothing and you can hear a pin drop. Also, one the earth doesn't revolve around you, and two no one asked for your opinion.
THIS IS REAL MUSIC!!!!!!!!! YOU POOPY HEAD!!!!!!!!
What real music? Is there such thing as fake music?
r/woosh
forcing myself to listen to this until I get a shiny iron valiant
I will name it joe
update I got it
@@axogmado you still have it
@@lolxdepic yes
The Cotton Eye Joe Experience
yesterday i had my first ceje. good times😌
this is your legacy absol
This is the cotton eyed joe experience
N'importe quoi fermé la
the experience will never end, not in our hearts.
the CEJE can never truly end
I wonder how many absol viewers came here XD
@@mrmath519 all of us lol
Every single one of us 😂😂
I was dancing to this with my friend at prom and I fell
Hannah Justice lol at my prom they didn't play a single country song how sad it was all remixes of pop, rap or dubstep music which i don't listen to
Hannah Justice lol at my prom they didn't play a single country song how sad it was all remixes of pop, rap or dubstep music which i don't listen to
I can't dance at proms or dances anymore. Because I always end up hitting people in the face.
NinjaKitty200 lol sucks kitty guess I can't complain well I can but I shouldn't.
ok?
this song makes me want to shiny hunt at full odds
ABSOLute banger
Thanks matt
now this is a song to play pokemon to
Shoutout to Absoltastic.
Chungoose jr
The legend!
he just wanted a kyogre
thank you
I'm playing this at my wedding and my funeral, because this song has the power to find me a husband and kill me that same day 😍😍😍
ah yes, the CEJE (cotton eye joe experience)
so good of a oh yes sexy pictur!!
nice tumblr
wha
+Soipelez this comment is Tumblr famous xD
I only came to see your comment bless
wait are you serious?
Shoutout if you come from Absolblogs rumble weekend stream
I just watched the video, im glad I wasnt there live lmao
I can die now. My greatest desire has been fulfilled.
+Lamer Gamer thumbs up. gg my friend
+Owlilicous 04 fren*
+Infinity ?
this is what i agree too.
Unsuccesspool GET SREKT
A shiny hunters folk song endorsed by absol blogs pokemon
best nightcore song ive ever heard jeez ill be thinking about this on my deathbed
Holy crappu you are everywhere
holly tindle tha nks
Only liking for your name XD
you're picture is my reaction to this
thank you absol
Listening to this makes me want to shiny hunt some Pokemon
When a farmer sees he’s 1% Japanese
Shoutouts to Absol
Admit it we're all here for that "so good of a oh yes sexy pictur!" comment
Rocket not me I 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙 this song!!!!!!
todd snyder then your gay af
Rocket not me i just found this song after looking up nightcore
No I just came here cause of the song
Oh I just realized that the comment was famous lol no but yeah that's funny xd XD
Thanks Absol
The CEJE
Listen to it on half speed, it sounds like death.
Omfg 😆
Its high pitched with a mental bg
tru dat
@@janehoward1284 just listened to it at .25 it’s hilarious
im shiny hunting and need some of its power
"I need to get some good sleep, I have lots of things to finish before I graduate"
Me at two in the morning:
(also yes my school hasn't ended yet)
I'm still in (personal) grade buddy, have a nice one. I still have years till I finish......
Many years ago, one night, I was about to propose to my at-the-time girlfriend when my roommate Joseph barged into the room out of nowhere, tripped, and fell over, breaking a glass table with his face. Totally ruined the mood. Now, I barely even knew the guy...heck, I don’t even remember where he said he was from originally...but let’s just say that nonetheless I put my plans on hold to help him through his injuries.
So, as it turns out, Joseph had gotten a big glass shard in his eye, making him completely blind in that eye. As a result, he was walking around with, like, one of those cotton pads on his eye for a couple months. Then suddenly, he disappeared, along with my girlfriend.
Apparently they’d bonded during the time after his injuries, and eloped together, leaving me behind without as much as a note. Since then I've tried to contact them to figure out what happened, but I still haven't gotten in touch.
Long story short, if it hadn’t been for cotton eye Joe, I’d have been married a long time ago. Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, cotton eye Joe?
Liam Funnyman This isn’t your comment.
@@exilley2134 it is?
@@schnee_the_bun It was copied and pasted from another guy who did the exact same thing about two years ago, on another video with this exact same song (just not nightcore)
Waka waka
Well shit dog
CEJE experience
You guys laugh at this but deep down you KNOW this goes hard as hell 😂😂👌🏻👌🏻
burgerkingbitch 666 it do be like that
Fr
thanks absol
I see he brought you here too
Huzzah a person of quality
This must be what it's like to die on the operating table while getting a brain tumor removed
Ill test it, hold up
@@Icyy4406 How did it go?
all i can think is the tumblr post with the mr clean guy sexy pictur post
you saw it too
Thats why Im here
same
This is the song I grew up with and the song Tumblr seems to be obsessed with - or used to be at one point
+DemonWings
Was that during a time when Tumblr was less SJW infested?
Spin793 Probably
It's amazing how depression is just non existent when listening to songs like this while drinking😃😃😃
I'm drunk and can agree!!!
i concur!
Why i just wanna dance to this? :D
cause its awesome :D
gotta202 Awseome.
Definition of a all around party song: can you do it in crutches?
Ps. yes. yes i did.
Joe P xD
gotta202
what was strange was the conga line was harder......
Waloking87
I don't even know. I don't even like dancing! But now I want too.
would love to play this song over and over again somewhere in the house and watch my mom go crazy!
Why would she? It's likely not that far off from her generation's time seeing as I was taught to line dance to this this when I was 9.
have you done the deed?
hello from 2020
I've finally found my true purpose, I can finally end my life. Goodbye, my friends.
listen at 2x speed
+majestic waluigi ayy
The world is not ready for that yet. Yet.
+John Perkens lol
Try .25
its jade wow
I love Nightcore, but this is too close to Alvin and the Chipmunks to avoid laughing my eyes out, hahaha
I came here from a meme page
the meme was literally just a picture of this youtube video with the title
holy shit I'm laughing so hard I can't believe this exists
am i the only one who thinks this is fire 🔥
Why else do you think everyone always comes back?
Now this is just a song that sticks like glue in your head
Like seriously I was humming this all day
Me: *tries to deny being American*
This song: *plays*
Me: *clothes magically transform into American flags*
This is one of the many things people listen to while drunk XD
Hamilton Trash well ur drunk then and so am I
BURRRRRRRRRRRRN
Add the ed and watch weird al word crimes, Its burned add
Love this song! ^^
But Guys, believe it ot not, but it's not american. It's a swedish band! xP
Its an american song though
is this real?!?!?
who else is looking for mr clean
YES
me
ME TOO
I like your shoelaces.
+Perry Johnjohn thanks I stole them from the president
i love this song and this creative remix. thank you for your contribution to the music industry
when you put it at 2x speed it sounds like... (very, very, VERY fast squeaky Cotton Eye Joe plays)
Thanks
dude my new ringtone bro
I just watched Absol's Video when this was in my recommended...
it's telling you to shiny hunt
got those 1 am suicidal feelings from this, thanks
On today's episode of "why is this in my recomended?"
Nightcore-Cotton eyed joe
mccree's theme song is great
Cassidy Kreulen is it high noon already GENJI HELP!
When I was little, I called this song the funny song XD
I’m in extreme pain
This is why i dont have coffee and listen to this song, at the samw time, bc i would be like a squirrel with coffee.
YEEEEEEEE HAAAA GREAT SONG TO PLAY AT A HOWDOWN AND I LOVE IT
the zoomer anthem
The fly near me at 3 am: 2x 0:30
did you know? if you play this at the same time as lyle and lottie's theme from animal crossing happy home designer, you create an abomination!
Ah yes a fellow absol fan
*markiplier intensifies*
yup
i'm looking for a mr.clean has anyone seen him?
kcdnhntr there was a funny picture on Ifunny, it was of him and another persons comment on the picture.
Yes, in the comments
Now this, lads, is music.
Now this is music that should be nowadays tune 🤠
play this if donald trump gets elected
God help us that happens
No better with Hillary.
(mall goth 69) he has been and it sucks
(TriggerMeTimbers) Hillary whants world war 3 so im going with donald fart
im rude
the legends are true
This shall be played at my funeral
Its about time someone nightcored this song. Well Done.
Me and the boys playing laser tag be like:
I've listened to this once. Why did RUclips decide to plop this into my mix, as a jump scare?
This is the song of all time
now this is epic
Now, this, this is cringe
That's a woman right there, LADY AMERICAN.
XD! I thought at first it was fem you America!
HELL YEAH SISTERRRR 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅🦅💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻
this is why we haven't seen any time travelers yet
Putting this on 2x speed is a death wish
I feel physically sick after listening to this.