@@dickr9345 Nope, as a proud Wisconsinite it is my un-sworn duty to expose the lies that the U.S. government have entranced all of us to believe. What you know as the *"State"* of Michigan is nothing more than a front to cover up for the US's gravitational experimentation and testing in the northern parts of American, in fact Michigan hasn't existed since the mid 1980s during the height of the Cold War. They unknowingly and successfully turned off gravity in Michigan during one of their failed experiments in an attempt to harness Horsepower from the moon, and Michigan and all the earth underneath it immediately detached because it was free-floating and since it was no longer attached to the Earth, and since the Earth is spinning at an enormous speed, Michigan immediately was launched into space and flew into the sun with all passengers on board. May God rest their souls, now the U.S. Government, in order to not be embarrassed at next year's NATO party (and for political gain), hid the evidence from the rest of the world, all televised transmissions from Michigan are fake, the only reason why they keep it a secret still is to use it for the electoral college. Word only got out because vacation goers came back to find Michigan a giant crater. Now you know the truth, please spread the word.
@@dickr9345 lol I hoped you enjoyed that I spent fifteen minutes writing it **clears throat** I mean, composing it for fifteen minutes. EDIT: *P.S.* Please don't mention Politics, this is a place of science.
This is my favorite call, I laugh just thinking about it. "Impersonating an officer." "When did I do that?" "Tonight." "Tonight?" "You said it yourself!"
"You're gonna press charges against me for impersonating a police officer but you can't say when." "Yes. Tonight." "Ah, tonight. I'm doing it tonight." "6.18 PM." Absolutely killed me. That's one of the funniest exchanges I've ever heard in a prank call, freaking hilarious, Arnie must've liked Minority Report a lot and got inspired.
You can tell that he keeps asking Arnold if he knows where he lives and other information because despite his bravado he actually is nervous that this might be a real psychopath on the phone.
This guy was surprisingly calm for Arnold saying he would first arrest, then kill him. All he was interested in knowing was why Arnold didn't even know his name!!😂😂
If you have the time check out arnold schwarzenegger calls gordon ramsay's. It is about 27 min long and better than this. He gets multiple ppl on the line at once and confuses them. That part is towards the end.. Then the fbi! Fucking genius!!
Stu Jones No problem! For the call I mentioned, he also uses other people he has tortured on calls, and uses them as soundboards. I believe he used one on this call. kind of weird in the middle but the call certainly picks up in the end. brilliant! The youtube poster's channel for that call is SEECO1000 They seem to do tons of these calls.. Oh, just a re edit here. Just listened to another call from the user I gave you, this one is called "Arnold and friends call the chicago bitches" there is a part one and 2...The confusion with different FBI branches towards the end is hilarious. so much abuse!
I remember one of the best was a call to an Indian restaurant (back in the Napster days) no doubt someone on YT has reported it but it was harmless tomfoolery with some funny as hell insults
I feel really guilty for laughing at "My Father's been dead for 6 years " I feel badly but in this context it made me laugh. The fact that the guy gave him that much detail.
Scp SixEighTwo i know what perv means, if that's what you asked for. and yes, i like to think that i'm smarter than what i was 6 months earlier. would you like to know what color my underwear is?
Oh I wish I could meet a girl that likes arnie pranks in real life. I'm obsessed with them. by the way my name is julius and I'm your twin brada. now here's the plan. gimme your address there.
So apparently arnie is quite distinguished being a sheriff, police officer and an FBI officer as well as a detective 😂 This is gold! Best investigation ever
They aren't dumb. They are designed to startle and disarm the listener. Besides MBD is a wizard with the keyboard... this right here is your typical fare.
this one was Sweet! I always wonder how could u respond so fast and also be witty using Arnie's voice. it could get really hard to do that. especially in gaming ahnold. u gotta have another buddy doing the voices, and one playing. very skilled of u. SEECO :]
"My father's been dead for 6 years"
"You expect me to believe that?"
My sides.
"Listen to me very carefully"
"Who is your daddy and what does he do?"
"My father's been dead for 6 years"
Holyyy shit that was funny.
"Where is she?"
Man: "616 area code?"
Arnie: "Yes. So?"
Man: "It's not in Miami"
Arnie: "So what's your point?"
I just looked up 616, it's not even in the US.
@@christianleitel7906 TEN-TWENY
TEN-TWENY
TEN. Make it a TEN.
@@christianleitel7906 Michigan isn't part of the US?!
@@dickr9345 Nope, as a proud Wisconsinite it is my un-sworn duty to expose the lies that the U.S. government have entranced all of us to believe.
What you know as the *"State"* of Michigan is nothing more than a front to cover up for the US's gravitational experimentation and testing in the northern parts of American, in fact Michigan hasn't existed since the mid 1980s during the height of the Cold War.
They unknowingly and successfully turned off gravity in Michigan during one of their failed experiments in an attempt to harness Horsepower from the moon, and Michigan and all the earth underneath it immediately detached because it was free-floating and since it was no longer attached to the Earth, and since the Earth is spinning at an enormous speed, Michigan immediately was launched into space and flew into the sun with all passengers on board.
May God rest their souls, now the U.S. Government, in order to not be embarrassed at next year's NATO party (and for political gain), hid the evidence from the rest of the world, all televised transmissions from Michigan are fake, the only reason why they keep it a secret still is to use it for the electoral college.
Word only got out because vacation goers came back to find Michigan a giant crater.
Now you know the truth, please spread the word.
@@dickr9345 lol I hoped you enjoyed that I spent fifteen minutes writing it **clears throat** I mean, composing it for fifteen minutes.
EDIT: *P.S.* Please don't mention Politics, this is a place of science.
...impersonating a police officer, STOP IT! Dont. Dodat.
Pranker pranker Get your mother please.
Pranker pranker I want you to start living as a gay woman.
Ricardo Cañedo Dr Phil 😆
"I'm pressing charges against you."
"For what?"
"SO SHUT UP!"
"What's your chief's name?"
"Douglas Quaid"
ROFL
He is Detective John Kimble ,Douglas Quaid is the Miami Sheriff , He's lucky, Deputy Martin could have been on here from Big Daddy's Pizza lol.
I had fever. I listened to this and now i feel better.
Vikram Singh, Well you must be very proud of yourself.
Hey coward. Why don't you say this to his face?
Ya Bastadz!
Mike Shires This never gets old. Listening to it after 3 years.
you will not survive
"My dad has been dead for 6 years" Do you expect me to believe you?" Where is she? lol
toggr1 the best one 😂😂😂
"Name any officer in the City Of Miami Police Department... I guess you can't."
"Miles Bennett Dyson."
"...whatever."
"You're one strange bird, okay."
"Yes JOHN KIMBLE"
This is my favorite call, I laugh just thinking about it.
"Impersonating an officer."
"When did I do that?"
"Tonight."
"Tonight?"
"You said it yourself!"
mattdh12 Go on.
@@deadgames6251 i eh dont even want to think about it
6:18 pm
@@2000jago So? I don’t care.
What is your chief's name?
Arnold: Douglas Quaid
618
I know his brother, myles Bennett quaid
arnie is the best detective in the world.. forget batman
batman is a detective?
@@JSB-2Z-2K Yes.
@@JSB-2Z-2K yeah that right correct yhess yeah affirmative!
@@Mountainlion118 hh That's amaaazing heheh.
@@JSB-2Z-2K i ehh dont even want to think about
Fun fact: Miami-Dade County does have a sheriff.
noice
12thman pls
+Trevor Philips dolan pls
Trevor Philips saw a lot of cops in Miami when I visited last month. So yeah, I agree with you. Oh and I miss it there lol
Not that it helps
the 45 long-slide with lazer sighting, it is your destiny.
It sounds like this guy may be a little drunk.
Don't fucking bullshit me.
And you expect me to believe you?
sounds like Eddie Van Halen in the early 80's when he was a boozed and coked outta his mind
You know you're lying. I'm pressing charges against you.
@@Lightnings no deal come on dont do dat!
John Kimball is the only cop who can arrest people over the phone!
Correct.
John Campbell?
Stop it dont do dat lol
It doesn't meddah.
this guy cant tell between a soundboard and a real person that's really embarrassing .
@@vitolopoii7981 this was 9 years ago
The 45 long snipe..... with Lazer sighting.....it is your destiny!
You will not survive
*slide *choir You IDIOT!!!
The Zee
COMPARED TO ME.
@@Lightnings hahahaha wrong
love that he went along with it for so long.
"You're gonna press charges against me for impersonating a police officer but you can't say when."
"Yes. Tonight."
"Ah, tonight. I'm doing it tonight."
"6.18 PM."
Absolutely killed me. That's one of the funniest exchanges I've ever heard in a prank call, freaking hilarious, Arnie must've liked Minority Report a lot and got inspired.
you should call the indian microsoft support scammers, that would be great
He already called many indian scammers. Check his videos.
No. STOP IT.
@@Lightnings No-ww! YYYOU!
@@JSB-2Z-2K
Who are you?
What's your real name?
@@Lightnings eh, ima police offissah
"Say that again?"
"No!"
how can people never know who was calling?
Pure gold... even after so many years. 🤣💖💖💖
Right, as fresh as new
Bullshit. Stop being such a pussy!
You can tell that he keeps asking Arnold if he knows where he lives and other information because despite his bravado he actually is nervous that this might be a real psychopath on the phone.
He is really scared never gave him a address
Best prank call ever. He keeps this guy on for a long time.....& still doesn't figure out it's not a real person he's talking to.
+SEECO1000 You are without a doubt one of, if not the best Arnold Prank Caller ever.
💪💪💪
+OmegaWeaponFFVIII Hey, I'm a police officer.
+Jean-Pierre Wehry WHATS UR NAME STAHP IT
wok, GET TO THE CHOPAH!!
Come on, don't bullshit me.
"Give me your address there" will NEVER get old!
Perps are never ready for Arnold's unorthodox investigative techniques.
Victor rosita lol.
This was one of my favorite ones.
Keep it going
“Take out the papers and the trash”
Or you don't get no spending cash!
:(
Stop being such a poosy
"So what can I do for you?"
"Fuck you. Do it nao!"
"Do what now?"
"Fuck you."
"..oh.."
Your comment made a perfect set of upside-down stairs.
F**k Google
haha didn't realise that. it's a very aesthetically pleasing comment.
+Reptilian Overlord that was pretty perceptive lol. good one
He sounds almost exactly like this guy I worked with last year. Drank Twisted Tea every day
For some reason twisted tea gives you the worst hangover. Maybe the caffeine 🤷🏼♂️
Man: My father has been dead for six years!
Arnie: You expect me to believe you?
Victim: Oh so you're gonna kill me now? Arnold: 45 longslide, with laser sighting. It is your destiny.
"What's my name?"
"I don't know"
"Then what the hell you doing!?"
"being 30+ years a cop arnie spots them right away and calls him out"
HAHAHAHHA
bauerklos music the almighty loaf!
Brah I’m in tears right now. Jesus Christ this was hilarious!
haha.. someone give this guy an award.
like you couldn't recognise his voice I would be like OMG its Arnold schwarznegger aaaaaaaaahahhhhh
Not everyone is playing as a prisoner with him for a movie :)
ahahah lol :)
whats your badge number? TEN TWENTY! lol...
This guy was surprisingly calm for Arnold saying he would first arrest, then kill him. All he was interested in knowing was why Arnold didn't even know his name!!😂😂
Who do I turn myself in to?
Arnold Schwarzenegger..lmao 😆😆😆
This is sooooooooo good! Please make more!!!
Who did this? This is the best Arnold soundboard prank I've heard by far. Impressive!
If you have the time check out arnold schwarzenegger calls gordon ramsay's. It is about 27 min long and better than this. He gets multiple ppl on the line at once and confuses them. That part is towards the end.. Then the fbi! Fucking genius!!
Lol. Will do! Thank you.
Stu Jones No problem! For the call I mentioned, he also uses other people he has tortured on calls, and uses them as soundboards. I believe he used one on this call. kind of weird in the middle but the call certainly picks up in the end. brilliant! The youtube poster's channel for that call is SEECO1000 They seem to do tons of these calls.. Oh, just a re edit here. Just listened to another call from the user I gave you, this one is called "Arnold and friends call the chicago bitches" there is a part one and 2...The confusion with different FBI branches towards the end is hilarious. so much abuse!
I remember one of the best was a call to an Indian restaurant (back in the Napster days) no doubt someone on YT has reported it but it was harmless tomfoolery with some funny as hell insults
I feel really guilty for laughing at "My Father's been dead for 6 years "
I feel badly but in this context it made me laugh. The fact that the guy gave him that much detail.
I know what you mean. Same.
Some of these videos actually get me feeling pain from laughing too hard and too loud
how can a sound board take medication lmfdao
you will not survive lol
omg! I'm fuckin dying here! lmfao!!!!
fucking insane but funny.
i
dont
play
that
game!
Still hilarious 8 years later.
sounds like Arnie calls a drunk/coked Edward Van Halen in 1982
I don't understand how you do it but you are the master of Arnie soundboards :D
I LOL'd so hard when you named people when he asked "Name some officers"
City of Miami has sheriff?
Ahaha... That was good!
Big daddys pizza police department needs to call this guy
"and lying to the sheriff." God that's funny.
That's so weird. I was watching this at 6:18 PM when he said it.
Well you must be very proud of yourself!
Halopro895, What we gonna do?
C'mon. Don't bullshit me. You know ya lying. STOP IT!
Halopro895 😂😂😂
So what's your point? You IDIOT!
He's Austrian not German
YOU'RE AUSTRIAN
Klaus Serra perv.
Kim Bong Un
omg... dude...you dont even know what a perv is ;I...did you get smarter after 6 months? just a question
Scp SixEighTwo i know what perv means, if that's what you asked for. and yes, i like to think that i'm smarter than what i was 6 months earlier. would you like to know what color my underwear is?
Kim Bong Un
of course ;o but dont cheat and change it :D
Thomas Aquinas, lol
"Impersonating an officer?!" Yea... Don't dodat. Lmfao!
"So you're gonna kill me now?" .45 with laser sight. It is your destiny.... very well done!
Oh I wish I could meet a girl that likes arnie pranks in real life. I'm obsessed with them. by the way my name is julius and I'm your twin brada. now here's the plan. gimme your address there.
Zac Hassan Go to 232 Alton Drive.
Der Wanderer, common, don't bullshit me.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
My father's been dead for 6 years, who is she? Lol!
And LYING to the sheriff.
LOL what is that grunting then bird noise from? lol
Jingle all the way.
lol oh ok
Hahaha why would you stay on the phone
Thats always my thought. These people must be a little slow to stay on the line. Funny shit.
lowjamz828 i think some of them must be bored and or looking for an argument.
Hes probably retired and bored lol
Rich Frith listen at 4:12
So apparently arnie is quite distinguished being a sheriff, police officer and an FBI officer as well as a detective 😂 This is gold! Best investigation ever
"you're a zero"
Arnie has since not recovered from this scorcher
Excellent you guys are getting better n better!! MBD and Frid need to step up now!! Had my in tears at kassenslogger!!
The 45 longslide with laser sighting.. It is your destiny
Thomas Aquinas is on Miami's police department? That's something I'd like to see.
Negative.
Mozart with a computer....:D
This guy would be great use to prank people with lol
One of the best I've heard !
This guy is the Bob Ross of prank calls.
CTFU!!!!!! oh man who ever pull this prank off is a professional LMAOOO :D
9:00
"This must be what they mean by.....f*ck you."😂
This must be what they mean by ..... *whispers* "fuck youu"
They aren't dumb. They are designed to startle and disarm the listener. Besides MBD is a wizard with the keyboard... this right here is your typical fare.
13 minutes talking to a soundboard?? Lmao. I think this guy was a few cans short of a six pack
Lmfao
'I think you got some problems buddy'.
The description is priceless.
Tell me what!
YOU LIE
Haman Karn, WHAT DA FAK DID I DO ROONG??!!!
That BUUUUUUUUULLSHIT kills me everytime! Wish there was more, "what the fuck did i do?!".
You said it yourself, it's all bullshit, all of it!!
lmao he stayed almost 15 minutes arguing with him!
Drunk guys are the best. "nuuuh oh mm GoOOooOd"
Actually there is a sort of Sheriff department policing the city of Miami. That is Metro Dade pd. and the commander is actually a sheriff!
this one was Sweet!
I always wonder how could u respond so fast and also be witty using Arnie's voice. it could get really hard to do that.
especially in gaming ahnold. u gotta have another buddy doing the voices, and one playing. very skilled of u. SEECO :]
NEGATIVE...SO SHUT UP!!! 6:18 p.m.
This guy said he was a cop? Lmao yeah right he didn’t even know Miami had a sheriffs office
...you should have played some rap music at the end... with Arnold screaming
1.618 Tony AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
this must be what they mean by *fuck you* LOL
The Miami-Dade Police is also the sheriff.
I want you to listen to me very carefully. You idiot!
People just won't stop lying to the sheriff.
Sounds like a nice guy
GET TO THE CHOPPPPAAAAAAA LOL
How can no one know this is a soundboard?
Arnold: I'm hopelessly insane HAHAHAHAHA!
Impersonating an officer, YOU!