I absolutely cannot wait for a 2029 epidode where Ethan completely forgets they even did an episode about Twilight and he cant remember the plot at all.
@@natej84 Bruh, have you not heard in the podcast their story of how they almost became homeless, worked as waiters, and had so little money (living paycheck to paycheck) that they had to return a pepper in the supermarket because they had literally no money?
lol my friends and I were talking about doing a marathon bc I’m the only one who hasn’t seen them and then they started doing these segments - I feel guilty bc I’m learning the entire plots BUT it’s too hilarious to skip lmao 😭🤣😭🤣
DONT INVITE JASON TO THE PODCAST PLS Jason SA'd (at least) two people for David's vlogs, you guys even interviewed the male victim and the other victim has been a recurring guest. He also defended David about the Dom and the Jeff excavator situation. He is also a bad ex to your SIL. Like filming her when she wanted to unalive herself. As sad as it is for his kids, he doesn't own up to his mistake. He doesn't want to do a "normal" job and he also does not do his best to make new content. He wants to have a new "David" or "Trisha" to make him popular again. Don't be his new moneymaker.
Right? I think if Ethan thought about it more, he would realize he isn't being a good friend to Tanna if he platforms her abuser and gives him a chance to "redeem" himself.
i fear ethan may be forgetting HOW involved jason was in shunning Jeff and yeah he might be pathetic it doesnt mean he deserves a chance from yall and yeah idk if jeff is cool with yall reaching out obvs idk what goes on behind the scenes but i would heavily consider his feelings when reaching out to jason, we are running out of friends of the show so would be nice to keep jeff around and i much prefer him to jason anyway
@@SinForTheSaint and if Jeffs cool with that, i think thats swell. I'd just check beforehand maybe they have and then slay. I dont need to know about it not tryna be parasocial, the interpersonal details are none my business, i just hope they do
@@S.ash. yeah like lets not forget how he spoke to/treated Trisha cant imagine how much worse it was off camera considering it was horrid when it was on and 45 yr old Jason Nash cornering freshly 18 yr old Tana in a dressing room THE MOMENT they were alone and trying to assault her should be enough we just dont feel bad or pity him, maybe the shows just collecting pervs though bcos Jason and Jimmie Lee definitely go to the same bingo place
@@maximealarie9193hahahha right?! I haven’t watched them in a hot minute. they are hilarious movies to begin with so watching them review them makes me laugh. I love it hahaha
Ethan how can you do this to the viewers I cannot believe you. We want more Twilight episodes, Lena is totally right we're gonna lose the momentum. How Dare You.
I personally love the Twilight segments too! I guess Friday is too soon to go over another movie. It's too "exhausting" on the boss 😂 IDK why he even does polls anymore, many times he just does what he wants anyway. It's not exhausting at all though, to rattle on and on about a certain person for a WHOLE FKN SHOW, saying the SAME thing in different ways again and again. I don't even come here for him anymore. I come for Hila and the crew. I always wondered why so many people got frustrated with Ethan, or just plain didn't like him over the years....I would stick up for the dude and be called a "simp"..... WELL, I'm starting to see now! His show wouldn't be sh1t without Hila and the crew... Like the crew being exactly WHO they are..not just having any crew. Edit- Dan is THE MAN! ❤
He'd rather go on and on for a whole damn show about drama and what HE wants and not his audience. I'm personally living the Twilight reviews myself. The funniest thing on the whole episode was the whole Edward was jozzing in his pants 👖 💦 😂 Had me cackeling.....BUT, we gotta wait... Watching a movie is too exhausting on the king 🤷🏼♀️
I wish they did a poll asking if the viewers wanted Twiguys on Friday or Monday. Honestly for me, the movie reviews have been a welcomed change in content. I haven't watched H3 in a while cause I get tired of Ethan talking about the same internet drama over and over again.🥱
As a dental hygienist who was screaming during the gum segment, ETHAN TALK TO YOUR SISTER she’s an experienced hygienist if you don’t go to the dentist please at least talk to her!! Stop this nonsense!!!!
Can the crew please reenact the baseball scene AB and Lina can be Jasper and Alice, Dann and Allie can be Rosalie and Emmett, Love and Olivia can be Edward and Bella, and Ethan and Hila can be Carlisle and Esme
Guys please stop talking bad about Swami. The ep of him and Oliver was so iconic I named my cat Swami. He is a very sweet orange boy and I love Swami. Don’t talk down on his ancestors.
Lmao he addresses it in the video since people in chat were saying the same thing. He said he has no make up. He just shaved but, he does look like he has make up on lol. I think it’s sunscreen.
@@Itszahiahe definitely has a bit of blush, skin tint, and eyebrows at the very least cmon now😭. Nothing wrong with him wearing that but if he’s gonna wear it it would be best for him to own it
@@Roland0fGilead yep. Also to be fair to her in the books I'm pretty sure there's no implications for romantic things with Jacob and Rattatuie like movies did (witch what?? Who green lit that even if it was in the book)
Once Hila gets the boots and wears them a couple times, she’ll definitely pair them with a dress. It is her style, she just doesn’t know because she’s never done it before! -y’allternative fan from Dallas Tx
Is it the fact Jacob isn't attracted to Bella, but rather supernaturally pulled to be in love with one of her eggs? Wait, why doesn't Jacob feel the same way for Edward's balls? Half of renesme is in there right now, right? Am I fully misunderstanding twilight lmao?
What if ethans just saying hes not going to watch Eclipse for friday and he actually is going to and he is just going to surprise us???? 😭😭😭 im coping. Need every episode Twilight. 🍎👁🐺🧛🏻
I feel like if Ethan is really a friend to Tanna he shouldnt platform and try to redeem her abuser without at least asking her how she would feel about it first.
Genuine, heartfelt, love of the show criticism: I feel like Olivia is rushed too much on her segment. Which makes her feel like she has to rush through her work and it comes out a little confusing. And it does sound a little like everyone is chiming in too quickly after she says one thing, which makes it feel ~chop, chop, chop, Olivia, let's go~, which doesn't feel very mindful of Olivia's work.
Kind of true of past segments but i felt like today they didnt rush her at all. The only thing they skipped over was videos of ppl complaining abt the cookies and olivia herself was like eh it's just ppl complaining about the cookies
Rewatching the episode 1:28:15 Ethan discussing that Bella is the victim and the vampire pheromones. Does this mean that Bella's nightmares and her being in pain mean she was going through Detox? (Asking the Saga Fans this was my first time watching the movie)
Tbh that’s an interesting take. I was hooked on twilight like a religion in middle school and never heard this theory in the fandom. You’re a smart newb.
I didn't even experience any of the vampire pheromones and I was in pain just imagining having to be without Edward 😩 I was young and single back then, my heart physically ached watching Twilight 😂
i think they're wrong. she doesn't like him at the beginning, it's well established that she's immune to their powers. she just likes Edward that much, it's teenage first heartbreak angst
ZACH ITS OKAY IF YOU WASH YOUR HAIR EVERYDAY. You wash your hair as needed, for example I have to wash every 3 days. If I waited a week my scalp would get so itchy and my hair would just look super dry and greasy. Healthy, clean, scalp is actually the best thing for your hair’s health. For some people they genuinely don’t need to wash it that often, that’s fine too.
@@TheFailman69 As days go by your hair loses moisture, bc evaporation you know. The scalp still releases oils so as the oil is building up at the top, my ends are getting crunchy. It’s especially noticeable bc I have course hair. This happens regardless of the fact that I avoid heat styling or styling in general. See, your hair gets hydrated from the water in your shower, then you apply conditioner bc its made from fats and other ingredients that help to seal in that moisture. Conditioner and similar products don’t actually change the physical makeup of your hair, it’s smoothing and protecting.
totally agree and not saying you don't know op, but a super helpful tip is to minimize shampooing the ends and conditioner on the scalp! peace and love peace and love from a wash once a week girlie
@@TheFailman69Oil is not moisture its technically a type of occlusive, so its actually just trapping germs, moisture and product in your scalp/hair (think putting vaseline on your dry skin to moisturize it vs. lotion)
Ethan finds one bad comment in a community (I.e Sam cedar): “Well I guess that’s what sam believes or he’s doing a bad job of moderating his chat” There’s bad comments left in every community terrible
@@pjondeck5923 theoretically anyone could make a sock account and comment something in his chat and screenshot for the 2 seconds it’s up and frame it like “I guess Ethan just lets this fester in his chat” like cmon u know?
This is the best episode guys. I’ve listened to it twice while I was at work it truly helped me get through my 8 hour shift. You guys are so funny I can’t wait to hear you guys talk about eclipse 😂❤️❤️
I know the situation is wild but you guys need to talk to your mods on the subreddit. They are turning in to the 'cliché Reddit Mod' and it's disgusting - It seems they are so lost in the sauce that they can't differentiate 'hate' and 'criticism' or 'trolling'. They just ban people left and right and when asked about it 'mute' you or whatever tf it is so you can't contact anyone.
@@carn1fex_ me and my friend were both banned for completely different reasons and for pretty mild criticism, both of us were long term fans of h3 but not anymore
I got permanently banned on the subreddit after making two joke posts (about old H3 Prod videos). When I contacted the mods, I got muted for a month (which is still ongoing). I said nothing inappropriate and I am almost never active; I genuinely don’t know what I did and it’s disheartening that I was muted when I politely asked. Dan, I contacted you a week or two ago so I hope you check! I was planning on doing a post about the Oct 6. Anniversary of the beanie being stolen. ):
Couldn't have been that innocent if you got banned, or maybe the jokes were hard to understand and got interpreted as hate? They could be so busy blocking snarkers and Hasan dik-riders that some fans accidentally get in the mix. I'd hate to see the kind of stuff they have to sift through right now.
@Dollparade321 Yes. I got told off and muted in my inbox for saying this (apologizing and saying I know they're verbatim "Wading through a lot of hate." and I was clear that I wasn't saying it to get reinstated. I once assumed that only haters got banned but it's happening to a lot of fans.
I’m actually begging for Ethan’s live reaction to THE scene with all of the vampires and the wolfs. The big one, iykyk. I would pay for dans, hilas, and Ethan’s reactions to that 😭 also miss Renesme
@@curious_O_o Don't you need a paid membership to take part in chat? I've considered paying just for that, and I can't imagine I'm the only one. So if chat is turned off, you won't get your moneys worth. If a creator wants a chat filled with compliments and pink fluff, they must steer clear of controversies and drama. Now we see all the people voicing their take on this in THIS comment section instead, which sucks, and was avoidable.
I'm an ex-mormon, I left the church when I turned 18. I'm also half Mexican, and learning about how the church used to tell POC that getting baptized would make them "whiter and more desirable" as a sales pitch made me question enough to be glad I left. Peace and love ❤️
AB STEP IT UP. defend our man Edward with the forest bit. Edward in the BOOK tells Bella why he chose the forest to break up with her. So she doesn’t have a common place to see everyday that will remind her of the breakup he didn’t think her dumb ass would get lost.
A part of the twilight lore that they are missing is that Jasper is the strongest of the vampires. If I remember the younger the stronger they are and jasper was the most recently turned
I just want to sprinkle on this episode, particularly on 35:56, that I have a strong feeling this show and its loyal viewers are most definitely on the spectrum and I say that in the most positive way. I know I am and I know many people are, they just don't know it. Also, just from personal observations over the years, people on the spectrum tend to gravitade more to people who are also on the spectrum. With the ultimate PEACE & LOVE
Robert Pattinson got the part because he was high and valium. He got nervous and his manager told him to take one. He said this in an interview they liked his chill style and thats why he got the part
lol that’s probably the case for a LOT of actor’s auditions, he’s just one of few to actually admit it. I doubt he was very “high” if he really only took one though, even if it was a 10mg tab. Sounds more like an exaggerated story with a basis of truth, used to be interesting for talk show appearances.
I can’t wait for Ethan to find out about the imprinting
I think someone mentioned that before they even started this series. He may have forgotten by now though 😂
Stop. He'll be kicking and screaming 😂
YOU NICKNAMED MY-
He’s gonna lose his mind 😂
Same he’s gonna dieeeee 🤣
I absolutely cannot wait for a 2029 epidode where Ethan completely forgets they even did an episode about Twilight and he cant remember the plot at all.
2029? I give it max 2 years lol
That sounds like so far away but it’s really not holy shit
With the spiraling idk if he’ll make it anywhere close to
@@McSwizzlol sike he’s gone through many purges throughout the years, we’ll be here forever, enjoy! 😊
@@hilldiga9112sounds like idol worship
I bet Taylor Lautner would come on the show honestly he does a lot of press!
O my that would be amazing
@@TheAbabab77bet you thought you did something there huh bro
@@LowTide941bro really thought he cooked …
Yes have him on the show!
Tom .. do your thing 😌🫶
Dan saying "poor you" to Ethan after complaining about working an additional 2 afters after his 4 hours of work is funny af
Champion of the working class 💪
@@natej84true asf ! But it’s not he’s fault! He’s so used to having so much money now
yes! also, i love ethan but he chose to have kids, no one forced him to, so don't be mad now
@natej84 y'all are jealous and dismissive, watch his old video called "we used to be drug dealers" to see how "easy" they had it
@@natej84 Bruh, have you not heard in the podcast their story of how they almost became homeless, worked as waiters, and had so little money (living paycheck to paycheck) that they had to return a pepper in the supermarket because they had literally no money?
Seeing AB and lena running in the background every once in a while has me cackling🤣🤣
I love this so much 😂❤
I was not prepared for what you actually meant by this 😭😭😭
they just darted across again 😭😭😭
@@honkyjesuseternal? what does that have to do w this comment lol but also its for members silly
Time stamp? Watched it twice and still didn't see it
Dan lowkey a twilight fan. He knows more than AB at times. 😂
Accurate af
I feel like he's secretly read the books tbh
if Dan’s going to consume something, he’s going to understand it. Plus we know he’s for the girlies, he gets it💁🏼♀️
Dan is just the goat at retaining any sort of lore, no matter how bad lol
I cannot WAIT for Ethan’s reaction to Renesmee.
Plus Jacob’s thing with Renesmee 😭😭
@@sara.othman Ethan gonna be mad 😂
And the, YOU NICKNAMED MY DAUGHTER AFTER THE LOCHNESS MONSTER?!
😂😂😂😂
He got so mad about the age gap between Bella and Edward. The "imprinting" is going to make him meltdown for sure.
The crew needs to dress up as the Cullens for halloween. Alfredo can be the volvo, and Ducky can be Jacob with some Jorts on.
not ducky with the jorts !!!!
Ethan turning into Jasper and pulling a Nathaniel Klansman...😂
THIS
The Volvo 😭😭
Ducky would make a wonderful werewolf🥰
I have not seen a single twilight movie. PLEASE continue these reviews/debates. I love them and how animated you all get
You should totally watch them. They're like the funniest movies ever
lol my friends and I were talking about doing a marathon bc I’m the only one who hasn’t seen them and then they started doing these segments - I feel guilty bc I’m learning the entire plots BUT it’s too hilarious to skip lmao 😭🤣😭🤣
You should watch them. I just rewatched them about a month ago and it was an absolutely wild ride 😂they’re so bad but so good.
@@renyahh My partner and I may watch them for halloween. Movie marathon with drinks lol
“H3 VISITS FORKS WASHINGTON VLOG” should be the finale of the twilight review series❤
Omg yes yes yes
Yess
I got a speeding ticket in Forks
DONT INVITE JASON TO THE PODCAST PLS
Jason SA'd (at least) two people for David's vlogs, you guys even interviewed the male victim and the other victim has been a recurring guest. He also defended David about the Dom and the Jeff excavator situation. He is also a bad ex to your SIL. Like filming her when she wanted to unalive herself.
As sad as it is for his kids, he doesn't own up to his mistake. He doesn't want to do a "normal" job and he also does not do his best to make new content. He wants to have a new "David" or "Trisha" to make him popular again. Don't be his new moneymaker.
no sympathy for Jason. I hope the crew follows suit as well. That is a bridge that does not need to be tred on.
I don’t think Ethan would let him on without confronting him about David, which makes me think he’ll never come on anyways
It's okay, if they can be friends with ppl they disagree with....
Absolutely!!!!
Right? I think if Ethan thought about it more, he would realize he isn't being a good friend to Tanna if he platforms her abuser and gives him a chance to "redeem" himself.
i fear ethan may be forgetting HOW involved jason was in shunning Jeff and yeah he might be pathetic it doesnt mean he deserves a chance from yall and yeah idk if jeff is cool with yall reaching out obvs idk what goes on behind the scenes but i would heavily consider his feelings when reaching out to jason, we are running out of friends of the show so would be nice to keep jeff around and i much prefer him to jason anyway
@@SinForTheSaint and if Jeffs cool with that, i think thats swell. I'd just check beforehand maybe they have and then slay. I dont need to know about it not tryna be parasocial, the interpersonal details are none my business, i just hope they do
And not just Jeff, Tana and Trisha, too. Trisha is still family
@@S.ash. yeah like lets not forget how he spoke to/treated Trisha cant imagine how much worse it was off camera considering it was horrid when it was on and 45 yr old Jason Nash cornering freshly 18 yr old Tana in a dressing room THE MOMENT they were alone and trying to assault her should be enough we just dont feel bad or pity him, maybe the shows just collecting pervs though bcos Jason and Jimmie Lee definitely go to the same bingo place
@@S.ash. but also Jeff was mauled so i do think his feelings take priority
@@bugwaterbuffy what do you mean he was mauled?
Twiguys is genuinely a fantastic segment. Love you all!!!
hopefully comments dont get turned off again, Ethan once said you know lost when that happens
@carlocarlos, what's that got to do with the original comment?
@@maximealarie9193hahahha right?! I haven’t watched them in a hot minute. they are hilarious movies to begin with so watching them review them makes me laugh. I love it hahaha
The scream I scrumpt when Ethan said Uvalde instead of Volturi ☠️
Ethan how can you do this to the viewers I cannot believe you. We want more Twilight episodes, Lena is totally right we're gonna lose the momentum. How Dare You.
The front fell off 🥺
Lose* im sorry 😭
@@HeyItsStephx No, Thank you girlie I'm the same way.😊
mlp pfp wtf lmaoo
@@carsicmusic It's a combination of Pinkie Pie(MLP) and Mini moon(Sailor Moon) my child's favorites.
I'll say it: I think it's sweet how much of a crush AB has on Edward Cullen. I wish the crew were more supportive.
Oh they will be once they see how Jacob turns 😭
lol. I love the debates though.
I think Dan secretly loves the Twilight movies so far. He seems eager to finish them. Love the Twilight segments. 🤭🥰
I feel likes he's bluffing and he's already seen them 😏
@@OfficialDialTonedefinitely watched one of them stoned or something when he was younger😭
Dan the Secret Lover
Idk you guys, I believe him based on his reactions, but I could be wrong. I was cracking up when Dan learned of Jaspers racist past. 😭🤣
I personally love the Twilight segments too! I guess Friday is too soon to go over another movie. It's too "exhausting" on the boss 😂
IDK why he even does polls anymore, many times he just does what he wants anyway. It's not exhausting at all though, to rattle on and on about a certain person for a WHOLE FKN SHOW, saying the SAME thing in different ways again and again. I don't even come here for him anymore. I come for Hila and the crew. I always wondered why so many people got frustrated with Ethan, or just plain didn't like him over the years....I would stick up for the dude and be called a "simp".....
WELL, I'm starting to see now! His show wouldn't be sh1t without Hila and the crew... Like the crew being exactly WHO they are..not just having any crew.
Edit- Dan is THE MAN! ❤
Even as a twilight hater, the twilight reviews are thoroughly entertaining…the spirited (and combative) back and forth is fun to take in 😁
How can you hate them? They make me laugh sooooo much.
I’m so mad that AB spoiled jasper being a confederate I would’ve loved Ethan’s reaction to that and his random accent change 😂😂😂
I read this comment literally as they started talking about it. Why do I feel like I had a spiritual moment?
AB always spoiling shit and saying “I don’t want to spoil it but”
@@real_JP505 literally SAME
@@real_JP505 Yall should know Ethan's goldfish memory by now
@@heyitsbabyboopit’s hard not to spoil when he asks direct questions about the plot like it hasn’t been out for 10 YEARS ALREADY lmaoo
I was taught that if you drop a girl off at her house you should wait until she actually gets in the door before driving away
You was taught well.
If there's no Twilight review on Friday, we riot. With peace ✌ and love ❤
He'd rather go on and on for a whole damn show about drama and what HE wants and not his audience. I'm personally living the Twilight reviews myself. The funniest thing on the whole episode was the whole Edward was jozzing in his pants 👖 💦 😂
Had me cackeling.....BUT, we gotta wait... Watching a movie is too exhausting on the king 🤷🏼♀️
I wish they did a poll asking if the viewers wanted Twiguys on Friday or Monday. Honestly for me, the movie reviews have been a welcomed change in content. I haven't watched H3 in a while cause I get tired of Ethan talking about the same internet drama over and over again.🥱
As a dental hygienist who was screaming during the gum segment, ETHAN TALK TO YOUR SISTER she’s an experienced hygienist if you don’t go to the dentist please at least talk to her!! Stop this nonsense!!!!
He literally said he went recently, relax.
The gums were brutal
Fellow RDH!! I was surprised to see Ethan has that recession. I just had this opinion that he had amazing dental homecare!!
Ethan says he has "suspected autism" I guess we can say he is on the "suspectrum" lol.
goddammit lol
This deserves a ❤️ from the channel.
i believe he has adhd
Hahah that’s so funny tf 😂
If AB isn’t Edward for Halloween I’m gonna be disappointed
and ethan has to be jacob in the jorts before the haircut
@@kyliel2002 YES
i loved the “new moon, new day, new me” title 😢 please change it back 🙏
Maybe it didn't perform well? But I liked it better too!
Same
Mad at Zack during the Love vs. Jason battle for not playing “when are we gonna dance love?”
H3 scratches an itch in my brain that no other channel can scratch
I freaking love the Twiguys segment. Ethans anger toward the story line is killing me
Can the crew please reenact the baseball scene AB and Lina can be Jasper and Alice, Dann and Allie can be Rosalie and Emmett, Love and Olivia can be Edward and Bella, and Ethan and Hila can be Carlisle and Esme
If they can figure out who’s on first
AB and Lena will always be Edward and Bella. don’t take that away from AB! loll
AB and Lena look like Bella and Edward the most
yes lmao
switch love and AB & Lena and Olive and then yes
It’s a lil wack to give Jason nash a second chance even as a joke with him trying to kiss tana in a dressing room when she was so young
And kissing Seth….
Ab and Lena know the true meaning of twilight. Only true twilight fans will understand the movie
Guys please stop talking bad about Swami. The ep of him and Oliver was so iconic I named my cat Swami. He is a very sweet orange boy and I love Swami. Don’t talk down on his ancestors.
this is killing me lmfao
I'm fkn dead make this the top comment
ANCESTORS 🤣🤣🤣
This is amazing
Why in the world would you invite Jason Nash on? Especially after supporting Seth and Tana so heavily???
AB’s got that full glam beat today
Gross bro @@reignofmo
@@reignofmo💀💀💀 me when I write fanfics in my head, get real
@@GemmaHutchison-ld9shno 💀💀💀 I thought the same thing. It’s not ironic
Lmao he addresses it in the video since people in chat were saying the same thing. He said he has no make up. He just shaved but, he does look like he has make up on lol. I think it’s sunscreen.
@@Itszahiahe definitely has a bit of blush, skin tint, and eyebrows at the very least cmon now😭. Nothing wrong with him wearing that but if he’s gonna wear it it would be best for him to own it
That little screen behind AB is one of my favorite things
I cannot wait for Ethan’s take on Jacob to rapidly change in the last film 😂
is this about the baby? Because yes lol
@@alanleos3637 yes indeed 🙈
@@kerri01I'm convinced that was a deliberate character assassination by Stephanie Meyer because people liked Jacob too much
@@Roland0fGilead yep. Also to be fair to her in the books I'm pretty sure there's no implications for romantic things with Jacob and Rattatuie like movies did (witch what?? Who green lit that even if it was in the book)
Once Hila gets the boots and wears them a couple times, she’ll definitely pair them with a dress. It is her style, she just doesn’t know because she’s never done it before!
-y’allternative fan from Dallas Tx
Boots with a dress is so comfy n cute
Upon further reflection, I think AB is wearing a mineral sunscreen creating a white cast on him
☝️🤓
this is the skin of a killer, ethan...
Dan’s “SHUT UP” scream at 2:36:46 has me dead 💀
everybody’s team jacob until one specific moment when all of a sudden edward becomes the better option… no spoilers 😭
Is it the fact Jacob isn't attracted to Bella, but rather supernaturally pulled to be in love with one of her eggs?
Wait, why doesn't Jacob feel the same way for Edward's balls? Half of renesme is in there right now, right?
Am I fully misunderstanding twilight lmao?
@@yeturs69420 WAIT THATS SO TRUE LMAO
@@yeturs69420tbf sperm cycles and eggs don’t. but at the moment Edward had that particular sperm it would make sense 😂
I feel deeply vindicated by the newest podcast, thank you Dan. You are the queen.
What if ethans just saying hes not going to watch Eclipse for friday and he actually is going to and he is just going to surprise us???? 😭😭😭 im coping. Need every episode Twilight. 🍎👁🐺🧛🏻
there should be a new segment every once and awhile where the crew watches a movie and reviews it
Real, I need them to review more out of pocket movies
have 200% more respect for AB watching him 1 v 5 defend Edward and these movies thank you AB 🙏🏻 team edward 4 life
I legitimately thought AB was wearing makeup to look vampiric 😭😭
Same !!! WTF ? I thought he had lashes , blush and lipstick!!
@@legster983 brows, clean shave...
They should watch best of Robert pattinson shitting on twilight compilation
As an avid twilight fan, I will say that watching these movies as a young pre teen did not affect my romantic relationships in real life lol
I feel like if Ethan is really a friend to Tanna he shouldnt platform and try to redeem her abuser without at least asking her how she would feel about it first.
i know he was creepy to her when she was 18 but abuser? did I miss something??
Petition that AB can NOT spoil anything going forward. You robbed us of Ethan’s reaction to the Confederate soldier reveal
Genuine, heartfelt, love of the show criticism: I feel like Olivia is rushed too much on her segment. Which makes her feel like she has to rush through her work and it comes out a little confusing. And it does sound a little like everyone is chiming in too quickly after she says one thing, which makes it feel ~chop, chop, chop, Olivia, let's go~, which doesn't feel very mindful of Olivia's work.
Kind of true of past segments but i felt like today they didnt rush her at all. The only thing they skipped over was videos of ppl complaining abt the cookies and olivia herself was like eh it's just ppl complaining about the cookies
"He's premature. Let's face it. Good thing he wasn't wearing Jorts" ☠️
I lost it 😂
Rewatching the episode 1:28:15 Ethan discussing that Bella is the victim and the vampire pheromones. Does this mean that Bella's nightmares and her being in pain mean she was going through Detox? (Asking the Saga Fans this was my first time watching the movie)
Tbh that’s an interesting take. I was hooked on twilight like a religion in middle school and never heard this theory in the fandom. You’re a smart newb.
@@Cashhhhew😊🥰
I didn't even experience any of the vampire pheromones and I was in pain just imagining having to be without Edward 😩 I was young and single back then, my heart physically ached watching Twilight 😂
i think they're wrong. she doesn't like him at the beginning, it's well established that she's immune to their powers. she just likes Edward that much
i think they're wrong. she doesn't like him at the beginning, it's well established that she's immune to their powers. she just likes Edward that much, it's teenage first heartbreak angst
ZACH ITS OKAY IF YOU WASH YOUR HAIR EVERYDAY. You wash your hair as needed, for example I have to wash every 3 days. If I waited a week my scalp would get so itchy and my hair would just look super dry and greasy. Healthy, clean, scalp is actually the best thing for your hair’s health.
For some people they genuinely don’t need to wash it that often, that’s fine too.
Could you explain what you mean by dry AND greasy?
@@TheFailman69 As days go by your hair loses moisture, bc evaporation you know. The scalp still releases oils so as the oil is building up at the top, my ends are getting crunchy. It’s especially noticeable bc I have course hair. This happens regardless of the fact that I avoid heat styling or styling in general. See, your hair gets hydrated from the water in your shower, then you apply conditioner bc its made from fats and other ingredients that help to seal in that moisture. Conditioner and similar products don’t actually change the physical makeup of your hair, it’s smoothing and protecting.
totally agree and not saying you don't know op, but a super helpful tip is to minimize shampooing the ends and conditioner on the scalp! peace and love peace and love from a wash once a week girlie
@@shyniestar for sure I keep that in mind. Also correction at the end of my comment, I meant oils* not “fats” lol… baking on the mind.
@@TheFailman69Oil is not moisture its technically a type of occlusive, so its actually just trapping germs, moisture and product in your scalp/hair (think putting vaseline on your dry skin to moisturize it vs. lotion)
The H3 crew debating Edward vs Jacob was not on my 2024 bingo card lol
Thank you for following through with the polls and not derailing the show, Ethan!
Great moves, keep it up! ✌️❤️
It's because Dan did a Good Poll.
Who cares about Israeli genocide/apartheid? /sarcasm
Never forget that Jason Nash brought us Tom Ward
we want TWILIGHT!!!!
Who’s we
Yup
WE WANT SAM SEDER DEBATE
@@meltedicep0ps me and the voices
Dan thank you! Not letting Ethan trying to talk about the stuff now and blame the workload on having kids
Love’s livestream with Jason Nash killed me 😭 cried laughing on my drive home. I love Love!
When he said he can’t work because he doesn’t have the time 😂😂😂
The twilight segments make me laugh so much! Please do it on Friday 🫶🫶🫶
As an ex-Mormon with generations of family that are/were Mormon I agree with everything you guys said.
Maybe not everything Ethan said 😂
@@jandamoreno9914your reply😂😂😂 real
PLEASE CONTINUE THE TWILIGHT REVIEWS DONT MAKE US WAIT
Twiguys was a hit again ❤
"Yee haa, Hilllaaa. Just like that" 😂😂
Olivia's humour is often overlooked.
Ethan finds one bad comment in a community (I.e Sam cedar):
“Well I guess that’s what sam believes or he’s doing a bad job of moderating his chat”
There’s bad comments left in every community terrible
@@pjondeck5923 theoretically anyone could make a sock account and comment something in his chat and screenshot for the 2 seconds it’s up and frame it like “I guess Ethan just lets this fester in his chat” like cmon u know?
The irony of posting this as a reply to a negative post is incredible. @@pjondeck5923
cackling at AB and Lena running across the background every now and then. Took me far too long to notice
AB's makeup was great as well, he's made me laugh so much lately
Everytime AB ran with Lena on his back in the background i was dying.
“do you work for H3?”
*”NO”*
dawg😂😂😂
Ariana’s response to AI was almost complete gibberish. I’m surprised they all complimented it 😂
This is the best episode guys. I’ve listened to it twice while I was at work it truly helped me get through my 8 hour shift. You guys are so funny I can’t wait to hear you guys talk about eclipse 😂❤️❤️
I want to another twilight segment on friday PLEASEEEE
But every other episode is dedicated to.. Ehm..
I know the situation is wild but you guys need to talk to your mods on the subreddit.
They are turning in to the 'cliché Reddit Mod' and it's disgusting - It seems they are so lost in the sauce that they can't differentiate 'hate' and 'criticism' or 'trolling'.
They just ban people left and right and when asked about it 'mute' you or whatever tf it is so you can't contact anyone.
I was banned for a critically friendly analysis. First time poster. Deleted and banned in one hour.
@@carn1fex_ me and my friend were both banned for completely different reasons and for pretty mild criticism, both of us were long term fans of h3 but not anymore
I got permanently banned on the subreddit after making two joke posts (about old H3 Prod videos). When I contacted the mods, I got muted for a month (which is still ongoing). I said nothing inappropriate and I am almost never active; I genuinely don’t know what I did and it’s disheartening that I was muted when I politely asked. Dan, I contacted you a week or two ago so I hope you check! I was planning on doing a post about the Oct 6. Anniversary of the beanie being stolen. ):
You always get muted if you contact the mods.
Couldn't have been that innocent if you got banned, or maybe the jokes were hard to understand and got interpreted as hate? They could be so busy blocking snarkers and Hasan dik-riders that some fans accidentally get in the mix. I'd hate to see the kind of stuff they have to sift through right now.
@@Dollparade321 won't anybody think about the poor reddit mods?
cancel that membership big dawg 💯
@Dollparade321 Yes. I got told off and muted in my inbox for saying this (apologizing and saying I know they're verbatim "Wading through a lot of hate." and I was clear that I wasn't saying it to get reinstated.
I once assumed that only haters got banned but it's happening to a lot of fans.
free pal
You really need to get a cut out of Cam
Ethan bailed on twilight so sad. It’s a fun segment
@garafanvou6586 Yeah, hasan is both to a T
Good. I could give af about Twilight.
@@TexDex_then watch something else? This ain’t the only channel on the tv bruh
I’m actually begging for Ethan’s live reaction to THE scene with all of the vampires and the wolfs. The big one, iykyk. I would pay for dans, hilas, and Ethan’s reactions to that 😭 also miss Renesme
members only live reaction?? sounds like a good idea
@@humanmerelybeing1966 seeing her next to the doll freaks me out baddddddd
Third eye blind is pure gold. No slander on 90’s indie and rock groups
the crew passionately arguing over twilight is exactly what i needed this week. thank you.
My dad bought that exact Volvo car just because he saw it in twilight lmao
Crew should really lock in and do a book club where everyone reads/listens to fourth wing.
Oh Ethan.... I wonder how much longer you'll like Jacob. Lol
I love the Twilight segments so much! Thank you, AB, for finally manifesting this for us!
Dan with the "Unforgivable" reference at 1:53 was a serious blast from the past. If you know you know.
I refuse to believe that AB isn’t wearing twilight makeup in this episode 💄
I think you guys should not turn off comments
But there's not enough moderators to delete and ban all of us.
@@basstrammel1322 who is us
I mean if it stresses Ethan and the crew too much I don't have a problem with it. Nobody owes you their emotional health.
@@vanessajones5752 "us" is those who have questions and critizism, but not hate. Misunderstood and despised for posting reasonable comments.
@@curious_O_o Don't you need a paid membership to take part in chat? I've considered paying just for that, and I can't imagine I'm the only one. So if chat is turned off, you won't get your moneys worth.
If a creator wants a chat filled with compliments and pink fluff, they must steer clear of controversies and drama. Now we see all the people voicing their take on this in THIS comment section instead, which sucks, and was avoidable.
I'm an ex-mormon, I left the church when I turned 18. I'm also half Mexican, and learning about how the church used to tell POC that getting baptized would make them "whiter and more desirable" as a sales pitch made me question enough to be glad I left.
Peace and love ❤️
The twilight segment is one of my favorite segments that the show has done in a while. Love it ❤
AB STEP IT UP. defend our man Edward with the forest bit. Edward in the BOOK tells Bella why he chose the forest to break up with her. So she doesn’t have a common place to see everyday that will remind her of the breakup he didn’t think her dumb ass would get lost.
why do people interrupt olivia like ALL the time let our girl FINISH
Ethan telling Dan " you can only pick one" about the cardboard cutouts was so dadcore
A part of the twilight lore that they are missing is that Jasper is the strongest of the vampires. If I remember the younger the stronger they are and jasper was the most recently turned
I just want to sprinkle on this episode, particularly on 35:56, that I have a strong feeling this show and its loyal viewers are most definitely on the spectrum and I say that in the most positive way. I know I am and I know many people are, they just don't know it. Also, just from personal observations over the years, people on the spectrum tend to gravitade more to people who are also on the spectrum. With the ultimate PEACE & LOVE
Dan and Chat really said “I hope I never have a family and a mansion it sounds hard” 1:10:39 💀
1:10:48 is that AB and Lena running in the background?!?!? I almost spit my tea out
😂🤣💀
Ethan like "what about sabra" in jordan petersons voice
Robert Pattinson got the part because he was high and valium. He got nervous and his manager told him to take one. He said this in an interview they liked his chill style and thats why he got the part
lol that’s probably the case for a LOT of actor’s auditions, he’s just one of few to actually admit it. I doubt he was very “high” if he really only took one though, even if it was a 10mg tab. Sounds more like an exaggerated story with a basis of truth, used to be interesting for talk show appearances.
We need more twilight episodes for freaks sake please ✌️&❤️
Edit: we need more twilight
that travis scott YYEAAUUUHHHHHH soundbite while olivia rodrigo fell into the hole did not go unnoticed zach this is why you’re the goat LMAO
This show is GOLDDDD
Is it just me or does AB look pretty? Like shiny/ tight skin? 😆🤣
He gave up on trying to be Jim, he's Edward now 😂