Do you realise the TRUE power of salt in coffee? If your shrivelled little heart extracted a tiny shred of joy from this video, consider supporting the channel: ko-fi.com/hoffmanncometh
@@douglasnelson3569 I watched our hamster and how he deals with storage in his pockets and I had an idea! I can store bits of coffee and even some sweet crumbles in my moustache and it works! Especially pastry or cookies that are a bit moist from the coffee can be stored pretty easily. I can reduce the size of my handbag, now.
I swear to God I opened this excited to watch a new James Hoffmann video Fucking hell I had to rewind a couple of times before I realized it was Hoffmann Cometh
Tried to splash some coffee into the jar of salt. Ate all with the big spoon. I think I've got a lethal dose now. Good bye cruel world and have an underextracted day.
I'm not invested in coffee or James Hoffmann at all, but I love this stuff. There's so much work in it! If I had a channel I'd feel honored to have dedicated YTP done on this level :D
Epic! It's The Portrait of Dorian Gray, meets Scarface, meets Hoffmann, versus Hedrick - A vast rollercoaster ride situated within a mere 1:37! 𝜋 out of 10!
I accidentally mixed some kosher salt in with my table salt and couldn't brew Nescafe right for a month. It took a priest, a pint of Al Pachino's tears, and a pinch of Tony Montana's "special salt" for me to get right again. 0/7 would not recommend. Please be careful my friends, and may Hoffman be with you
Every day i have to add salt and a bit of sugar to my bottles of water due to a health condition. Salt is on the left, sugar on the right. I go left to right. I take time to make coffee especially because i home roast. The other day, i weigh out the beans, grind by hand and used 1 of my 5 brewing devices called, "It's American Press." I wait until the coffee has cooled a bit and i take the first magical sip. My body and mind is waiting to transcend from slumber to having the strength to live another day. Holy crap, something is wrong. I spit that ocean flavor out of my mouth. WTF??? Damn it all to hell. Im so used to my work flow with my salted and sugar water, i went and added salt and sugar to my coffee instead of just the 2 flat spoonfuls of sugar like i always do. Oy vey... time to clean the brewer and weigh, grind and brew again. I love making coffee so much, i did it twice in 1 morning. Everyone knows how that first cup turns our brains on... mine certainty was on sleep mode that day.
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Do you realise the TRUE power of salt in coffee?
If your shrivelled little heart extracted a tiny shred of joy from this video, consider supporting the channel: ko-fi.com/hoffmanncometh
Well, thanks a lot, I just put salt into my nescafe and now I have a massive moustache. Not a very good news for a woman.
You appear to be appropriately sensitive enough for the sodium to take effect. Hooray!
All women benefit from a luxurious moustache. FACT.
You wonderful beast you.
@@douglasnelson3569 I watched our hamster and how he deals with storage in his pockets and I had an idea! I can store bits of coffee and even some sweet crumbles in my moustache and it works! Especially pastry or cookies that are a bit moist from the coffee can be stored pretty easily. I can reduce the size of my handbag, now.
@@carnifaxx Reduce? Crazy talk! Repurpose baby! think of all those other handy thangs you could fit in there! Embrace your inner Mary Poppins! :-)
@@douglasnelson3569Little Big fans around the globe agree!
That picture on the Wall of Tony Montana sitting in front of all that "salt" with the AeroPress. Too funny 😂🤣.
Glad you liked it!
I didn't even notice that lol
Mmm give me a boba straw!!!
He's trapped in the painting! The salt demons got to him!
I find instant salt to be disgusting, the freshly brewed salt is much better.
I couldn't agree more!
You have to use cold water at first to dissolve the salt, then you add water fresh off the boil. 😂😂
Truly the pinNaCl of coffee YTPs
I’m definitely stealing this next time I need a salt-related pun 🧂
Nice! :)
Oh my GOD! Has James become Al-Pacino? Will Lance be using James's tears to brew aeropress? Has Lance taken over the channel? Find out next episode..
Same HOFF time, same HOFF channel...
If I was forced to drink Starbucks, I would consider salt, though I would probably rub it in my eyes.
I swear to God
I opened this excited to watch a new James Hoffmann video
Fucking hell I had to rewind a couple of times before I realized it was Hoffmann Cometh
:)
it happens to me way too often these days. and I love it.
Say "Hello!" to my liddle painting!!!!
:)
I liked the part where Tony Montana said "its kosher time" then salted all over them
@@jinxed7915 Very savoury! 😀
Tried to splash some coffee into the jar of salt. Ate all with the big spoon. I think I've got a lethal dose now. Good bye cruel world and have an underextracted day.
Report back from the afterlife on how it tasted!
@hoffmanncometh Salty! With some light notes of absurdity.
"... I can do that because this video has a sponsor. Thanks to sodium chloride for sponsoring this video"
Hooray! A truly harmonious sponsor.
beautiful stuff
Levelling up the video edits, nice! Very well done with Lance dropping in.
Thanks!
I prefer 100% bypass salt
I'm not invested in coffee or James Hoffmann at all, but I love this stuff. There's so much work in it! If I had a channel I'd feel honored to have dedicated YTP done on this level :D
Thanks - that's great feedback to hear!
Epic! It's The Portrait of Dorian Gray, meets Scarface, meets Hoffmann, versus Hedrick - A vast rollercoaster ride situated within a mere 1:37! 𝜋 out of 10!
I was ready to have an under extracted day, but now I've got to brew something tasty instead.
such a conflict!
Is this video sponsored by big salt?
I cannot deny it
Salty, hooray!
He provides a lot of fodder but you do an amazing job in putting it together
Thanks - I appreciate it!
That's so generous of sodium chloride to sponsor this video, such an honest job!
At such short notice too! bravo to them.
I love the Hoffmann to Hedrick transformation!
"Bender, is this salt water?"
"It's salt with water IN it, if that's what you mean."
Now we know where Bender learned the recipe.
Yes... This is salt with some coffee in it
he forgot about salt tho
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Quite frankly, if you're not putting salt in your salt then you ain't doin it right.
Absolutely!
This one was very underextracted!
Soooooooooooooo goooood super Salty!!! Loved scarface Aeropress! James needs this !! ! ❤😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
:)
Are you saying that James Hoffmann is a demon exorcised by trapping him in a circle of salt? Or that Lance Hedrick is saltier than James Hoffmann?
I wish I had anything as sophisticated as that in mind. No real meaning... just plenty of silliness.
@@hoffmanncometh he is the messiah! He is the messiah!
i like this.
I'm glad!
Sea salt has microplastics in it and is slowly falling into disfavour.
feel free to use Al Pacino's tears as an expensive, but microplastic free alternative
macroplastics are better for the chew
I salted my salt, and thanks to James' tip, I can taste the salt now. A-mazing!
Excellent! It's surprising how many people don't know about seasoning their seasonings fie maximum taste
@@hoffmanncometh there's levels to the levels. And one of those levels is where we just bripe.
Wow, love the ending!
Thanks!
In Soviet Union some sailors drink coffee with salt, not because of the taste, but it's isotonic drink (helps with water-salt balance in body)
Poor lance stuck in a loop of sodium despair
Don't worry - he'll snap out of it
This is one of the best ones jesus christ
Thanks! Very kind of you to say
Neat seeing Al-Cappuccino up in the corner.
I love Al Pacino brewing finely ground salt on daddy Hoff's Aeropress in the background. It's definitely not coke.
I make the parents of young farmers love me when i do this on this visits lol
EPIC 😂😂😂🤣🤣😆☺️👍👍👍
Thanks!
I'll be sure to salt my salt
There is fairy tales and there is salty tales.
Always coffee your salt.
salt is quite magical indeed! *pof*
That guy at the end I can see going to town on a block of cheese. He's the reason swiss cheese has all the holes.
Unless of course you don't like shaking coffee and believe ( not belief) science backed results
I now only watch these videos for the Al Pacino lore
He is such a pesky devil!
@@hoffmanncometh good job I'm not Keanu Reeves!
When watching coffee nerds with expensive equipment and coffees, I get salty.
James is trapped in the painting now! 😢
He will be set free once the excess sodium leaves his system
I think he might need look into having some salt added to that menu.
I agree... needs even more salt!
I accidentally mixed some kosher salt in with my table salt and couldn't brew Nescafe right for a month. It took a priest, a pint of Al Pachino's tears, and a pinch of Tony Montana's "special salt" for me to get right again. 0/7 would not recommend. Please be careful my friends, and may Hoffman be with you
Wow - and I thought I had a bad day when I haphazardly dosed 15.9g of beans instead of 16!
Call me a maniac, but I use the GCDT on my salt, to make it even saltier.
excellent technique!
Am I the only one who feels like the audio is playing slightly ahead of the video? Like a fraction of a second.
I think your ears are just too advanced for your eyes to catch up.
@@hoffmanncometh Must be all that caffeine. You know, I can stop whenever I want. It's just that I really like it.
10/10
Thank you! very kind
Wow, who'd have thought that JaHo + NaCl => LaHe
Every day is a school day!
You should really always take coffee advice with a grain of salt anyway.
lmao
Every day i have to add salt and a bit of sugar to my bottles of water due to a health condition. Salt is on the left, sugar on the right. I go left to right.
I take time to make coffee especially because i home roast.
The other day, i weigh out the beans, grind by hand and used 1 of my 5 brewing devices called, "It's American Press."
I wait until the coffee has cooled a bit and i take the first magical sip. My body and mind is waiting to transcend from slumber to having the strength to live another day. Holy crap, something is wrong. I spit that ocean flavor out of my mouth. WTF???
Damn it all to hell. Im so used to my work flow with my salted and sugar water, i went and added salt and sugar to my coffee instead of just the 2 flat spoonfuls of sugar like i always do.
Oy vey... time to clean the brewer and weigh, grind and brew again.
I love making coffee so much, i did it twice in 1 morning.
Everyone knows how that first cup turns our brains on... mine certainty was on sleep mode that day.
A deliciously sodium-rich brew!
What did Lance do?
**EVIL CACKLE**