Reading Your Darkest Confessions - Eboys Podcast #30
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- Опубликовано: 28 авг 2024
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"You can't 'shotgun' a human."
I'm sure the one murderer watching this would disagree.
Hahahah "one"
i thought you meant shotgunning it like a beer wtf 😬
I do disagree
@@jacksonmclean5777 I mean, Jeffrey Dahmer might have 😂
I've seen chavs and transphobes in the comments of eboys videos so, It's not much a stretch to assume there'll be some murderers too
“The clocks did the thing”
Yes James, yes they did.
hey Aiden how are you buddy
@jotaro kujo i’m good man, how are you feeling today
@jotaro kujo L
@jotaro kujo f
wow when the podcast first started i really didn’t expect it to make it to 10 episodes let alone 30
Surprised Alex hasn’t taken it to his podcast graveyard yet tbh
I'll be surprised if it passes the campcast in episodes
Do George and Alex still live with each other?
@@sofieortiz643 yep , the new TV Alex bought in the secret Santa video was for their new place
@@gangstalicious1901 thanks mate!
There’s finally more eboys podcast videos than actual eboys videos
Omg lmao
im not complaining
@@jacksonmclean5777 same
LOL No objectioms
@@lorcanzo2498 international word of RUclips “same”
Lads, I’m a Deliveroo driver and I can assure you the reason the drinks spill is because the bastard restaurants never do anything to secure the drink, obviously when on a motorbike we can’t stop the food moving completely but if the drinks are double sealed (with two lids etc) it helps massively, also if your drinks are spilled or food is missing please just complain to the restaurant we only take it from one place to another x
Yeah but the drink wouldn't be upside down and all the food is like scattered in the bag?
@@danielshore1457 yeah that one was a complete mess but I’m not sure why the drink was in the same bag as the food in the first place, that example seemed like a mess from both rider and restaurant
Lol
Wen I order Mc Donald's 99% they spill the drink . One time it was a lil bit, not too wet (thats what she s...) , so I ate everything and still complained for a Coupon. /
Next time all turned crap. I told the motor driver: look at this I cant take it, the paper bag had a big hole below , I had to give him a plastic bag so he could put all the stuff inside; bastrd tried to trick me by placing the bag in a chair and trying to hide the fact .// I stopped ordering Mc Donald's long time , if I ever have to : I ask for water bottle or don't want any other liquids /
I believe their soda cups dont have great of a seal , but I have also seen the motorcycle guy do a short turn on the hill in front of my house. A bit more and it was near body to ground. Guess what? You are NOT Valentino Rossi ! You got food and drinks inside!
the eboys: “we post 4 hours early on spotify” also the eboys: post it a day later on yt
Why would you make a haikyu fan account and not make it based around daddy kuroo
@@rhysdavid8563 shawty i love him but it’s not a fan account i just don’t want people knowing my real name and i kin kenma soo
@@ilovemyseLf345 how dodgy are your comments if you gonna stay anonymous 😂
@@rhysdavid8563 they just don’t want people to know their name, like most people online
@@rhysdavid8563 aren’t dodgy david
I fuckin love how they were like "if we say the rabbit girl's full name her friend will know" as if someone who'd been in that exact incredibly specific scenario and knew that their friend also likes the E-Boys wouldn't immediately know. like how many people have left a friend that was slightly afraid of rabbits in charge of their rabbit for 5 days only to come back to an "escaped" rabbit?
chances are quite a few
@@MickShoemaker17 so 1 in 133
@@nugget5466 class
Sooo, you’re the rabbit owner?
@@expensivegranola i mean, considering i've never owned a rabbit..
Episode 29: We should buy an island
Episode 30: We should buy a shed
tbh is it me or does conffessions not make sense sometimes when they are so specific its easy to identify them
Tame confessions: these are so shit, nobody cares
Actually bad ones: WTF is wrong with our audience
Boys you asked for this shit
Will looking into the camera and saying “look after your dad” was the saddest part of this podcast 😂
I genuinely thought he was about to tear up. Hope Will’s dad is alright
What's wrong with his dad?
@@leemaeganonkiu5325 he’s not said anything about his dad being ill etc but the way he said it made it seem like he really meant it and something could be going on, I highly doubt it is but I still wish him and his family the best.
personal confession because i can lol and i find it hilarious:
My girlfriend and i were getting spicy when she picked me up and tossed me on the bed. She forgot i’m a 5’4 134 lb girl and i bounced off, hit my head, and got knocked out, i woke up to her crying over because she thought she killed me
HAHA
LMFAO
Omg! 🤣
You lesbian? That great hope your head is fine.
@@redjaygaming9757 what
NOT MY CONFESSION: One time, when I was walking my dog, I saw my year 8 bully and he came over to me and started calling me names and then he kicked my dog. So the next day, I put a post on my Instagram story saying that my dog had died, to make him feel guilty about kicking my dog. His mum made him deliver a sorry letter in person to me, when he knocked on my door I opened it and my dog who was supposed to be dead, came running out, right in front of him.
😂 just like a dog
i love the way alex will something genuinely funny and laughs super loud but no one else laughs like bruh its just cracks me up sm
with the sleeping with a teddy bear one, i am literally 19, at uni with an alcohol problem and i struggle to sleep without mine. gotta make sure it's comfortable during the day and sometimes i'll literally talk to the teddy.
Teddy supremacy😌
Me too teddys r the best
That is weird
Don’t be ashamed about it. I would’ve brought the teddy bear I gave my grandpa right before he died with me to university but I study far away from home and I’m paranoid that I’ll leave him somewhere accidentally
i still have the teddy in my room that i gave my dog while he was ill (a week later he died)
Will: "is it wrong to be a furry?"
George: "Yes"
James: "It's not wrong to be a furry"
George: "it is"
I saw this as I heard it lol
@thicc kitty I just don't like furries coz I think they're weird. Y u would want to dress like an animal n act like one is beyond me. Personally I believe if ppl want to identify as an animal it's okay to treat them like one
@@iplayoverwatch6996furry hunting 😂
Let’s go I get to watch 4 grown men waffle for an hour.
the only 4 men i could listen to waffle for an hour
isnt that every episode
On top of that. Alex shitting on one of their own friends & condone his buddy pyro being a furry.
Fun fact someone watching this has broken the Geneva Convention.
was it you
@@melissaanderson7759 shhhh
I shall arise to my confession
I f were g
Will saying "look after your dad" into the camera, is a whole lot of mood
Yes. This ^ You can tell he genuinely cares
The fact there is an eboys upload is actually disturbing. Haven’t had one of them in a minute:
Ok you got me
Oh :(
Bruh
Don’t get it?
@@Amelia-ug6ui I think it’s bcs it was to get us excited and to check and see that they haven’t posted? Not sure tho
*THIS HAS RUINED MY NANDOS EXPERIENCE* is now one of my favourite quotes from the podcast
dear maddie who pissed on the morrison's floor,
i once pissed on the sainsbury's floor and because i panicked i stole my meal deal bc i ran out
no worries happens to the best of us xxx
It’s a ✨bonding experience✨
just seeing i feel better now thanks :)
@@madsneutron7463 you're so welcome, only hot people piss on supermarket floors😫😫
i once pissed myself whilst walking to my grandparents house and i was cutting through someone i go to school with’s garden- i pissed on his steps outside, i was like 11 it still haunts me to this day 😭😭
Just a reminder about the fast food one. NEVER add things into an order that they didn't want because they were annoying. People have died because they asked for a food they were allergic to to be removed, the employee added it anyway and the person didn't realise and died. Not including stuff they wanted is harmless like putting 5 nuggets instead of 6 but do NOT add stuff that they didn't want
yes! Along with giving diet/sugar free things if they ask because it can be dangerous for diabetics and other conditions!
Im going to pretend like i wrote that summer camp confession so i finally have a love story
sheeeeeeeeeeesh
Get it
Same lol
@@zachmanley4579 omg lol
Oscar
“The clocks did the thing”-James
“Time doesn’t exist anymore” -Alex
I almost hope that Zach sees this and he and Oscar see each other again...
I hope we do too.. :)
@@oscartatum9961 there’s no way your the Oscar
@@oscartatum9961 but if u are I hope so too
@@Yoohan31 what do you mean theres no way? I'm just a normal eboys viewer haha, just cause I'm reply to stuff about my confession doesnt mean it's not me. but thanks man :)
@@oscartatum9961 that’s kinda crazy that it’s u not gonna lie 😁
That oscar one was actually really sad i hope they see it and somehow speak to eachother again
Na, because he purposely got someone to break up that's not morally right and think if you were the girlfriend
thank you! and to the other replies, I was a stupid child and I'm aware it was wrong to break them up. i still feel bad honestly ajbfx
@@oscartatum9961 at least you know now so that's ok 👍🏻
@@oscartatum9961 hey cant you go to the camp ask for his parents phone then you just are meeting him next weekend lmao good luck mate
@@oscartatum9961 you ever found zach?
My darkest confession is that I like the eboys
My darkest confession is that I've heard every eboys podcast yet...
steady on mate
Feel like James has never done anything scandalous the way he was picking those confessions out at the start 😂😂
Wow Alex's hair is growing out pretty fast its only been like 3 weeks
When Alex said "everyone's decked a kid at some point though" a boxing ad. came up and I nearly choke out laughing
🤣
The first one reminds me of one time at school we were learning about JFK and we watched the footage of the assassination and my friend burst out laughing when his head got shot, then immediately realised what she had done and was probably more shocked than the rest of us
I'm dead... oh no 😂
They're allowed to show you that at school?? Dang
@@lorenbatchelor3832 we also learned about Jack the ripper in history and saw all the pics of the dead bodies 🤷🏻♀️
@@Catsandcamera Girl what school are you going to and how do I get a place
@@lorenbatchelor3832 Haha, ironically it doesn't actually exist anymore 😅 A few years after I let it merged with another school
When they started talking about the hamster gassing I thought he was gonna forget about the hamster and then proceed to boot the hamster ball
Same ngl
"You can't shotgun a human"
Americans:"Hold my beer"
my favourite podcast, featuring :
sid the kid who rips toys heads off
a tory
a nonce
and mr makers run away square !!
mentioning mr maker just brought a lot of old memories back
Dying
@@rex2546 He killed himself didn't he
@@eggs8021 no he didn't it was a rumour that everyone believed just someone who looked like him pretty sure
Dude when will said ‘our audience are neeks’ are died. I’m literally doing homework while listening 😂
Same but revision 😂
Is it English homework because you need to work on your grammar
I think what George is missing about the Best friend getting with your crush thing is that while it's not cheating, it's a complete breach of trust. It's immoral in the way of trust. She knew her friend had a crush on him. Her friend trusted her with that information. Even with knowing that she still went and got with her Friend's crush. She hasn't told her friend because she KNOWS it would hurt her because she basically stabbed her in the back. It's like if Will told Alex that he liked Mia before they actually got together and then Alex went ahead with that information and hooked up with her. If a friend trusts you enough to tell you about their feelings for someone and you turn around and fuck the person they have feelings for you're a bad person. You KNOWINGLY did something that you know full heartedly would break your friend's heart.
ok did no one notice when Alex said "its been a long time since I've burned somebody" at 42:08
that’s probably one of the most least questionable things alex has probably done
randomly started listening to the pod again 😅 still hilarious 2 years later
Thumbnail is me looking at the grades I got in my mock exams 😭
When they told me I wouldn’t have to do my GCSE exams they didn’t tell my I’d have to do like 2 mock exams a day 😭
love how they say lets cancel exams then give us like 6000 mocks 😖
me with my a levels lmao
thumbnail on the previous episode is me when they said they’d cancel exams
“Gotta keep it to yourself, toxic king 👑 ❤️ “
this isn’t really mine but it’s my mums. it’s a really long story. she and my dad have been split up for 11 years but she said they have been on and off for the whole time without anyone knowing and she still loves him and she thought he did too. she had a feeling that he was seeing someone without telling her (he cheated on her 4 times so she is skeptical of him) and i said that i was going to look through his things when i stay at his house. i went through a drawer and found three pairs of lacy underwear, a pink toothbrush, a razor, dry shampoo (he’s bald so it’s obviously not his), and a “to my boyfriend” christmas card with a girl writing to him saying that she loves him and he needs to leave the other girl. so i took photos and showed my mum. since then she’s been spitting in his food when he comes over for dinner 3 times a week. it’s my birthday this sunday so she is waiting for that to be over to tell him that she knows. she’s not telling him about what she’s been doing to his food though.
Damn
@@nighthawk815 she’s putting cat food in his food next :)
@@h.robinson1896 sounds like he deserves it
@@nighthawk815 yup lmao
Good on her
Love how when George talks about his teacher tryina push him, he sounds like he's giving her the benefit of the doubt
14:10 they said there’s at least one murderer watching well someone killed a rabbit I think we found the murderer 😂
Damn 30, they said it couldn't be done, big up my mans from Gloucestershire
Are the other 32 people that liked this also from Gloucestershire
@@gangstalicious1901 nah thats too many
So the team is under 21s. That doesn’t say what their actual ages are. Bit sinister and an abuse of power.
its 20-21
@Serena Savage did he say his age? If hes like late 40’s im out
What i got from Google is 19 - 23. I know a girl that’s 15 and manages a team, so I don’t think he’s that old, but the fact that he didn’t say that they were like 21-23 and instead was really evasive about his age among other things is a bit dodgy.
I had a teacher in year 4 who really didnt like me and classed me a trouble child because i had learning difficulties - its crazy how vivide I remember this moment, most likely traumatised. My tooth came out in class and my mouth was filling with blood. I raised my hand and asked to go the bathroom the teacher refused so my mouth now full of blood just started spilling out onto my desk she then rolled her eyes at me and allowed me to leave to go to the bathroom. Teachers can be unjustly brutal.
Nutty News would have been the perfect spot for some April Fools Day pranks, and the podcast they post on the first has no nutty news smh.
James' smug demeanour when saying he had a Pusheen gave me so much serotonin :]
WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT WILL LITERALLY GLITCHING WHEN HE PROCCESED THAT THE SUMMER CAMP ONE WAS A BOYS PERSPECTIVE!! As a bi guy myself I felt that story. SO MANY MISSED OPPORTUNITIES! The pain is real. But watching the pin drop then the attempt at explaining to himself that it was a gay relationship had me absolutely WHEEZING! I literally could not breathe. He was genuinely trying so hard to process it and then he's brain figured it out and they just went back to normal. Literally dieing.
Some of Alex's quips that just go unnoticed are fucking hilarious 😂
@52:36 just after Alex said, "I feel like everyone has decked a kid at one point though, by accident." I got a religious ad. So I pose the question, Do you think Jesus ever decked a kid? I mean his dad doesn't have a very good track record.
As a Morrisons worker, I cannot confirm people piss on the floor but can confirm people smear shit all over the bathrooms
i feel so bad for the dude who has to tell his dad about his mum and pete. poor lad's gonna be watching this and getting more confused by the second
Did I miss something with the Zach and Oscar confession because I've seen so many comments praising it and saying it's sad and they hope the two get together when Oscar literally went out of his way to break Zach and his girlfriend up as if that's an okay thing to do. Am I missing something or do people genuinely think that behaviour is fine?
I mean you do realise from these confessions how many sociopaths and murderers watch the eboys right? Pretty sure ruining a relationship is the least of their worries.
I forgot perverts and pedophiles too. A dude literally wanked in front of his classmates. I don't think there would have ever been a scenario were that would ever come to my mind like ever. That's scary borderline pedophilic behaviour.
@@dusanstanisic3449 I'm aware that all of those things are bad, that's why they aren't talked about much in the comments. What I'm referring to is the abundance of people in the comments egging Oscar on and saying that he should go after Zach when he probably put Zach's relationship at jeopardy but they find it okay. To be honest it might just be me thinking too much into it because I know you're right, there are way more pressing matters with some of the confessions, the Zach situation just didn't rub right with me
@@SoraHound I was young and an idiot in my defense. it was also two years ago. we was BOTH young, I'm sure it's the least of his worries at the moment. I just wanna get back in contact with him.
@@oscartatum9961 that's fine, I apologise if my comment sounded rude it's just the way the eboys continued to describe it and people in the comments going about how it was fine to break up a couple and such. What you're doing now is completely okay, getting in contact with him and such so I hope you do
God that sex toy confession cracked me up lol 😂
Time?
I completely understand how he could’ve mistaken it for a pore sucker 😂 I’m just curious where his girlfriend kept the sex toy because usually you keep that stuff hidden away in drawer or something. And a pore sucker would be kept in the bathroom
16:47 george trying to defend himself abt this reminds me of the cassie scene from euphoria lmaooo
Fun fact a high percentage of serial killers piss the bed until a late age so... james are you ok??
There's a reason for that. Late age bed wetting is a sign of childhood sexual abuse, and most serial killers have ASPD, a personality disorder that develops from childhood trauma
George is a serious breaker of the girl code 😂
every time alex says sorry when he’s laughing make me prober piss myself 😂😂😂
It could be that Pete's actually involved in a 3 way with the dad and the mum.
could we get a reunion podcast ... 🥺
Jeeze I’m gonna miss you boys all together every week
Don't ever mess with someone's food by putting something else into it. U risk them being allergic to whatever u put into it
Alex said going to an internet cafe is a great place to go if you want to be groomed, discord is the modern version of that and you can be groomed from the comfort of your own home!
i was in year 8 and we were doing battle of the bands, basically a competition where every form class would form a band (some performing, some behind the scenes) and i was a singer.
a part of it was taking ‘promo photos’ where we’d take photos of the band. my class was told by another class that we could go on these containers that are about 10 - 12ft tall to take the promo photos (i was 5′1 and terrified of heights).
everyone apart from one girl in the band said they didn’t want to go on the containers, so me (being the people pleaser i am) volunteered to go on the container. we take a few photos and when it’s done, the other girl just sort of... jumps down? i KNEW i would not be doing that and i start to panic.
everyone else in the band is trying to help me get down the way i got up, but i couldn’t get my feet in the right placing so i’m clinging to the side of this massive container, now hysterically crying.
this is when people from classes nearby heard me sobbing (most the windows were open because it was summer) and a solid 3/4 of the people in my year group can see me. i remember someone literally coming out their classroom and laughing at me LMAO
my music teacher comes out and gets the design technology teacher to get a ladder so i could get down and when i say he got a fuCKING SEVEN FOOT LADDER AND I HAD TO GET BACK ON THE CONTAINER TO GET DOWN??????
when i get down, the headteacher is there because word spreads FAST at schools and he’s having a go at me saying even if he wanted to get up he’d have to dO paPerWoRk like stfu jeff 🙄🙄🙄🙄
my music teacher deducts points from our class when we perform because the way the class worked affected the points so we came second place :(
I can’t believe we’ve got to 30 podcasts! Congratulations boys. I honestly thought you would of given up by now 😂😂
Thousands of hamsters die every second from the air being too fresh
drippy air
them talking about people who complain in restaurants and will was like 'they're just the type of people you don't need in your life', this is literally my dad and his attitude is what causes 90% of our arguments, i just find it so rude and embarrassing 😐 unfortunately cannot just get rid of him
This is the only podcast I’ve seen Will actually happy to film
Hey momento mori!
Memento Mori my dude
The number of Eboys fans who have murdered hamsters is horrific yet really not surprising!!
I'm glad I'm not the only one who falls down rabbit holes of binging clips of random shows I've never watched until I'm basically watching the show, but just in a weird way.
Life as a hamster must be terrifying
The Eboys talking about how you should keep cheating on your girlfriend to keep the consistency of the team up is the reason I come to this podcast
“You can’t shotgun a human”
Well technically...
Me and James spending lock down the same way just binge random GOT clips xx
I never want these to end 😪
Feels like being with mates innit. God I hate lockdown😂
when you’re scared your one is gonna be there...
Omg litterly same I just had a sigh of relief after this vid 😂
@@insanepuglifeplays7505 HAHAHAH i stopped half way through so idk if mines there
@@sophiiqqa hahaha ye
@@sophiiqqa I was just thinking about it like AHHHHHH
Then dont confess it???
Will: is it wrong to be a furry
Everyone: yes!
Will: oh shit
I love how Alex always explains his puns after he says them 😂
Around 31:00 they were talking about accidentally squishing animals to there death I felt so bad because I was just laughing hysterically imagining it
I've had a huge crush on George for 3 years now, I go to sleep to his videos. He just makes my work days better since I work second shift at a grocery store in Kentucky.
FACT: did you know that on average you will walk past a car with a dead body in it 13 times 🤯
LOL
How many times have you seen a dead person without realising😳
More than 13 of its in your driveway
I have the type of confession you guys were looking for.
When I was a kid I used to catfish older guys. I'm not talking 15yo with 17 yo, I'm talking 12yo with 20yo. With one specific guy, his sister deleted an important email, speaking of a surgery that could of saved his life. She didn't want him to worry. She was a bit of a nutter, so I intended on telling him when he came back from whatever he was doing.
I forgot and he died two weeks later.
i remember I did that so much as well like. I would have like 10+ chats of guys twice my age n shit
I reckon you can do this again lads. This was brilliant.
POV: you lisend to this on Spotify before it came out
How is this nine minutes ago the video was uploaded 6 minutes ago!?
When James told the story about his sister hitting him with the clock, it reminded me that when I was about 7 and my brother was about 3, I fell asleep on the sofa and he threw a big electric toy train he had at me and split my eyelid open so I had to go to A&E, I had a scar for a good few years from that one...
dude my older brother did a similar thing except he smacked me on my forehead and cut my head open with it
I reckon you lot should do an advice podcast. Like helping out all your audience with their issues
I miss this...
The crush thing is such a guys perspective on the situation. As a girl if ur mate says they like someone it’s off limits, even if it is just a crush. It’s just called common decency.
My favourite hour of the week is about to happen
I was playing hardcore Minecraft and had the podcast in the background, 43:37 James scratches his beard, considering in was midnight I understandably had a heart attack. great podcast lads, cheers.
Alex: Why is our audience so strange?
Us: Have you met the lot of you?!! 🤣
Ohhh shit this gon be sick
I now know that this fan base has a thing for rabbits and hamsters
“What did the child have?” “Idk it doesn’t say” “I think it was ligma”
I made a fake friend with a Twitter and discord account because my real friends don’t talk to me, so i just talk to my ‘friend’ when my other friends are ignoring me or don’t want to talk to me (which is 99% of the time) so it looks like I’m not lonely and have friends that care about me
That's sad, mate but if they ignore you, you're probably better off without them lol.
@@misfortunesmiley7392 your right, ill find a new friend group if possible, thanks mate
“The clocks did the thing” - James Marriott
"I'm a furry", "...Symone".
Me who watches Drag Race: 😳
One of the best podcast episodes, R.I.P Eboys
You’re still here!?
@@JD-gj8zxI never left dude
Alex’s laugh is absolutely adorable