This Dinosaur Game Is HILARIOUSLY Bad
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- Опубликовано: 29 авг 2024
- I've seen many dinosaur games in my time but I thought this type of game had long gone extinct... I was very wrong.
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I don't think this game has taken any models from Jurassic World Evolution but I've seen these models before.
Have you seen the new? Little nightmares trailer it’s so cool
pretty sure most are just those generic stock models lol
(although i heard they are making their own)
I think you should give the game some grief the devs are probably trying to update to make it better than it is I’m just saying
*cough* Meg 2!
This game is far from bad damnit
This game's ragdoll physics are priceless
True
Nearly at the lvl of Ark
Have you played Breath of the Wild?
True that 😂
Ragdoll physics are always a good time
I don’t know what you’re talking about. This is the best dinosaur game I’ve ever seen.
Agreed
Yea
True😂
Compared to The Isle or Beasts of Bermuda...
@@scorpios8232*And path of Titans
Can’t beat a cup of tea and watching James play bootleg games
@Crubletthanks
Im drinking tea rn as well
@@Karmaplays824 can’t beat a cup of tea
I wouldn't call it a bootleg, fundamentally it's a game, it's just not very good 😂 and most likely uses "free assets"
@@Gigachad-editz you can't it's to good
this is the life, staying in bed and watching James goof around in some bad dinosaur game
this game isnt bad if you know how to play it
Its not even bad
from my eyes, it looks quite goofy, but my standards are quite high for games, mb if your annoyed over it
For real
Lol
I find it really funny that all the dinosaurs in this game look like they're from Jurassic Park except for the Spinosaurus, which actually looks accurate.
Wait a few weeks. Spino will probably be switched back to aquatic again and given massive flippers or something, lol
@@FandomLurkerBREAKING NEWS: SPINOSAURUS WAS ACTUALLY A *TURTLE* AND ITS "sail" ACTUALLY SUPPORTED A SUPER HUGE SHELL!
EDIT: I'm a dumbass
@@scorpios8232MORE BREAKING NEWS: SPINOSAURUS'S "SAIL" WAS ACTUALLY A PRIMITIVE HARPON GUN THAT WAS USED TO 360 NO SCOPE FISHS
Because they didn't have the funds to pay for the copyright on the spinosaurus from JPIII🤣
@@stendec6649 You think the devs would actually pay to use copyrighted designs and not just steal 3D models from Jurassic World Evolution?
See, I’ve heard about hilariously bad movies, but never hilariously bad games
Jurassic World dominion:👀
From the helicopter to the map itself, this is literally inspired off of Carnivores with an additional Multiplayer option, lmfao. It makes me wonder if you'll ever do a Carnivores gameplay series.
The sole Carnivores fan who works at the company that owns Carnivores wanted to port the old and mobile games to Steam and add workshop support. Been like 7 years, no progress
14:44 killed me lmao, this game is beautiful
I love the game, it’s actually genuine fun with the boys because of how bad some of the gameplay is, that’s what makes it fun
A fellow Capybara I see
@@alxtheguy This is getting out of hand. Now there are two of them!
I'm so excited when I hear both Vertico and Xseidet. I love watching the 3 of you play some games. I don't know how many times I rewatch the backroom videos because the 3 of you is hilarious.
Bro Bigfoot hunting with Beaver, Vertico, and Xseidet would be soooooo much fun to watch!!!
James is at it again
Edit: that’s a lot of likes
Ok, I beg of you to do more of this stuff. Messing around with friends in bad games (or just any game) makes for some of the most entertaining moments, not to mention the great editing. This has got to be one of the funniest videos you’ve made. Keep it up!
Its not a bad game
I sincerely hope this video does well. We need more of James losing his mind playing awful dinosaur games 😂
You know it’s good day when James plays a dinosaur game
so.. every day?
Fun fact:Car tires are actually white until manufacturers add carbon to the rubber. This increases tensile strength and turns the material black.
Sorry I’ll probably delete this later
Good
so what he's been doing for over a decade?
I love it when these guys get together and make videos! more videos with the Terrific Triassic Trio please! 🙏
Who better than james to anger a spino within the first 5 seconds of when he spawns in-
James: "I LOVE DINOSAURS" three seconds later :*gun sounds*
He is saying like, when you are eating chicken you say i love chicken and i think that's what he means lol jk.
Thank you for your wisdom
@@user-uz4my8xr4d I will always help you with my wisdom, it is my pleasure.
THE MUSIC AT 14:45 HAD ME ROLLING IN LAUGHTER 😂😂😂
*Sees title*
This is going to be a fun watch.
*Hears beavers friends voice and will be playing with him.*
THIS IS GOING TO BE A GREAT VIDEO BOYS!
Y’all should def do the Bigfoot game again
"whys he cryin?" James... dO YOU NOT SEE THE T REX?!
i used to play a mobile game like this when i was way younger. i didnt like shooting the dinosaurs i just wanted to look at them 😭😭 it was scary. this was before i could play games like the isle etc
Funnily enough, they do actually update game mechanics and dinosaur models from time to time. The giganotosaurus model looks considerably better than the T. rex, utahraptor got updated and looks very nice. I think it would've made an okay arcade shooter if it wasn't for the needlessly large map size. Just go in, go to one place, kill something, voila.
JAMES YOU PROMISED YOU WILL CONTINUE ANCESTORS THE HUMANKIND ODYSSEY IF IT GOT 10K LIKES. 14K IS MORE THEN 10K. I WILL EAT TOAST AND DRINK TEA REX IF YOU DONT CONTINUE.
3:53 fun fact: the “pterosaurs” toy is actually the toy of a transformer named Pterosaurs from a transformers cartoon series Beast Wars
This is the hunter primal but watered down a bit lol (who else remembers that game?)
Oh cause its the same genre its a bootleg ? Well that games fucking dead. Its also feels more like carnivores.
Great video! I hope you find the time, whenever it may be, to talk about little nightmares 3 trailer.
This reminds me very much of the carnivores games, the maps, some of the animations, does it have any cooralation?
No but it ferls inspired. Its not all bad. Played it with some friends. We were hyped cause we thought the same. Really enjoyable for 1 guy making it.
13:10 XSEIDET: You're just extending the inevitable Was a intimidating line not gonna lie
hopefully this video doesn't ruin the chance for the 2 deve's to make the game better
I know I’m way late, but making a bad game and someone calling it bad it not an excuse for someone to not make it better, or an excuse for them to not to call it out.
Wait this is literally that one game we all played on our moms phone or whatever with terrible graphics and a gun and you shoot crappy model dinosaurs and some futuristic plane picks them up really fast
You know life is good when your laying in bed watching beaver playing some bad dinosaur game
Literally roasting a really small group of passionate developers for absolutely no reason. If you atleast said something constructive while critisizing it would be fine but nah Its a lot more important for you to make fun of them using store bought assets(which is something EVEN AAA games use, it saves developers time and money and there is nothing bad about it). I love your videos but Im really disappointed in this one James.
I mean i it’s a terrible concept and who are you to be disappointed in him😂
@@MintiePoT he made a good point and who are you to judge their comment? actual smooth brain hop off James' meat smh
@GooeyHATZ9394 big game hunting ? No its not.
Its pretty good if you consider its a The Hunter Primal inspired game, made by just 1 person. Please dont insult games like these that were made by passionate people!
I agree this ga,e looks pretty everything bad like the rag doll is just more funny in my opinion and the devs seem to care about this game a lot from what I have seen
I mean just because you're passionate about something doesn't mean it isn't bad.
A certain Austrian from the 30s and 40s was very passionate about what he was doing too...
@@alexg1778 Its not about the objective quality of the product (making a good game by yourself is incredibly hard), its about having touch towards the person that was excited to make it. It kills their self esteem and their motivation to work on their passion project. Having such a large youtuber call the game you put so many hours into making bad must feel horrible. Try to wear their shoes.
This
@@alexg1778 Okay but was the Austrian man bad at what he did? Anyway that's a pretty bad comparison
You know what’s a non-hilariously-bad dinosaur game you should play?
*Dino Trauma* I’ve heard it’s good and it’s like a first person Dino Crisis type game, I recommend a look! I just learnt about it recently, came out of April this year $12 on Steam.
Also the T-Rex does kinda look like the Jurassic Park Telltale model T-Rex. It’s a bit different, but it looks very similar 😂
the title sounds like you're playing as a therapist for traumatized dinosaurs or something
@@jamillatorres7226 😂 It’s a Jurassic Park sequel game, but instead of playing as a character that goes to the island you’re just their therapist.
Knowing Grant had a talking Raptor speak to him on a plane definitely tells me that he needs one. Man can’t travel in peace no more.
This feels like an updated version of that Dino hunting game on mobile
I have 2 adult male American akitas(best pals ever)
One night I’m watching late night tv and my dogs are sitting next to me on the couch, suddenly we all hear objects falling in another room and I hear my ring camera go off, I thought nothing of it and went back to watching tv. My dogs run to my brothers room( he’s out cold) then I hear growling, barking, and my brother saying “get em boys get em”
I dash to the room and see a man about 6 foot standing in the room, he had gotten in through the open window and one of my dogs (Cory) was behind him blocking the window and my other dog (jack) in-front of him. He tried to dash past me to get out the front door, but then my dogs had attacked him, had him pinned too. They had mauled his face so badly that I couldn’t even tell who he was. But once my brother had noticed the birth mark in his right hand (it was abnormally large) we had knew it was our friend David trying to play a trick, he had an asthma attack while being attacked by the dogs and passed out.
man that spino had alot of movments and ran at lighting speed
I swear I need more of these three just running around in like- app games or whatever.
PART 16 OF ASKING FOR THE INDOMINUS REX BREAK OUT, THIS VIDEO WAS HILARIOUS REALLY LIKED IT.
Pteranodon is like I ain’t gonna die
Common Beaver do the T-Rex censored edit
I've loved your content I've watched it for 7 years it's been so fun and watching you you always love dinosaurs same with me it's so good to watch your content
14:44 that is by far the most fucked animation I've seen in a game
“Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me”
-James Beavers
Sad that got cut tho
T-rex: "I can Shmell you hooman"
18:44 'IT'S A CARNOTAURUS!' 😂😂
This was very fun. Only cuz Beaver uploaded it with Vertico and Xceited😂
Scientifically accurate dinosaur shooter? (A real trex would be horrifying at night staring at you)
a real rex would get turned into paste by conventional weapons
@@Oinker-Sploinker Yes but what if you had a pellet gun, its less scary when u can obliterate things.
@@Oinker-SploinkerMy man does the average joe walk around with a 45 caliber rifle or whatever could kill a rex in his back pocket…
@@Banzai1123 Exactly my point.
@@Banzai1123 My man did you read what op said "scientifically accurate dinosaur shooter" of course you're gonna have a gun that could kill a rex. Use your brain a little next time before commenting lmao
James never fails to entertain me
Npc dialogue
Sorry i Spelled Beaver Wrong
always good to see beaver with these guys its alaways so funny how it ends up 😂😂
18:45 Toast really wanted to be in this video, huh?
We really need a Triple A title gaming company to remake a Carnivores title. This game has the potential be very good game. A bit grindy but it plays like Call Of The Wild you really do have to aim for vitals.
Or a dinosaur hunting counterpart to TheHunter: Call of the Wild
Serum
But that's really good that he doesn't even think about his moms house anymore because I love her so much that she doesn't know if you're going through something
Hey you know how you love dinosaurs… well I do to I LOVE DINOSAURS AND JURASSIC WORLD SO MUCH so I’m subbing to you because I love your dinosaur videos
I did not expect Vertico and Xseidet to be here as well! T'was a very pleasant surprise. Having some fun with the lads before the Escape The Backrooms update finally comes out!
25:19 lmao, never heard beaver talk like that before. Also where is the little nightmares 3 video 😢
XDD
Love your channel :D
Edit: Also, I think that's Hollow Knight music in the background?
I love it when beaver plays crappie games and when he plays with his friends 😊
Its basically Battlefront but the devs put dino assets in it.
I love your bad Dino games
1:02 if i was in his situation, i would be crying too
I love how James shot at the helicopter when it flew in the retrieve the Triceratops.
Flying and swimming dinosaurs WHAT?????
Ahhh the good ol’ days of beaver playing junky games! A classical!
Back to the old find anything Dino’s and play it
The Isle with humans be like:
Play "The Cursed Isle" coolest mobile online dinosaur simulator game with 26+ dinos
"like the isle but you dont see any dinosaurs" ... so.... the isle?
I remember your Jurassic world Minecraft video with vertigo
is it just me or is the peaceful music throughout sounds like the greenpath music from hollow night the ambience music in greenpath throughout
Theirs recently a trailer for Little nightmares 3.
Will you ever cover it or even play it?
Imagine you're chilling in the field and three crazy British people start shooting you.
James should review the tracker indoraptor
The trio comes back!
Beaver just trying every dinosaur related game
Am I the only one noticing the Hollow Knight music in Beaver's videos
I love it
Everyone when beaver uploads: 😁🎉🥳
BEAVER!! When we getting that little nightmares 3 cover?
I’m 3 minutes in and all I can think is: so beaver has gone hunting with Matt Murdock and some other guy
Another name for this video: Three idiots get eaten by lizards
Bro I used to play a mobile game of this as a kid! No idea if they’re made by the same ppl, but Literally nothing is different other than “improved” graphics quality.
I need to see a path of titans video with these three
Man I remember using to love your channel when I was younger your still one of my favorite RUclipsrs today
James u should play the Maip in Path of Titans. Durpy name but as a sub adult it has some of the coolest and creepiest calls and loads of abilities
3:50
so much fury just ran through my veins as soon as I heard those dreaded words
Currently watching the best youtuber on the planet right now
This game reminds me of that one dinosaur and ice age mobile game where you kill dinosaurs and ice age creatures and you can get statues of them
you mean the game “Carnivores”?
Hey beaver are you going to check out that new little nightmares 3 teaser?👀
New title for this video “This Dinosaur Game is a piece of carp”
Guys Guys, that pteranodon's calls are actually the thal's calls in path of titans I think. I have played thal like a bagillion times I'm sure it is the thal call
All I can hear is Moss from the IT crowd 😅
How are there 8 comments with only 1 damn view😭😭
Nice to hear your friend with the funny weird laugh
You can fast travel, but only from the terminals you find.
Thisbgame is based off the old Carnivores game.
Ngl Low-Tier Beaver absolutely caught me off guard 💀💀💀
this feels like a mix of Carnivores HD and TheHunterPrimal