Roblox DUOLINGO BIRD uses ADMIN COMMANDS :/

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  • Опубликовано: 7 фев 2025
  • today I am DUOLINGO BIRD on Roblox and I use roblox admin commands to find out if people did their spanish lessons

Комментарии • 21 тыс.

  • @thegamingninja6687
    @thegamingninja6687 4 года назад +274

    When you don’t do duolingo for a few days…
    *duolingo would like to know your location*

    • @dxnzonyt
      @dxnzonyt 4 года назад +4

      This comment is underrated.

    • @josephhinz723
      @josephhinz723 4 года назад +1

      The gaming NinjaHe’s going to haunt us when he gets there

    • @MichelleW870
      @MichelleW870 4 года назад +4

      *screw it, len sú it*
      _hope I didn’t just swear in some other language_

    • @kingvonfan124
      @kingvonfan124 4 года назад +4

      When you dont do Duolingo.
      *the Spanish goverment would like to know your location*

    • @thefbi9297
      @thefbi9297 4 года назад

      Duolingo knows your location*

  • @LuckyDogo
    @LuckyDogo 5 лет назад +3600

    Looks like you missed your Spanish lesson!
    *You know what happens now!*

    • @TaksonEdwards
      @TaksonEdwards 5 лет назад +62

      Duolingo: (☝︎ ՞ਊ ՞)☝︎

    • @saderistt
      @saderistt 5 лет назад +59

      *back door intruder, proceed with caution.*

    • @jacoba0605
      @jacoba0605 5 лет назад +16

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @---xr9xy
      @---xr9xy 5 лет назад +8

      Pathron the Grape 2 I already know Spanish :/

    • @cube6051
      @cube6051 5 лет назад +7

      @Sara Schäfer no u

  • @abidaabida8675
    @abidaabida8675 5 лет назад +860

    Nobody:
    Not a sound:
    Not a soul:
    Albert at 3 am:
    D U O L I N GO

  • @Oofalot13
    @Oofalot13 Год назад +60

    This man has burped, threw up and spit, all in one video. *What a legend.*

  • @TellyAnt
    @TellyAnt 5 лет назад +220

    No wonder I have hallucinations!
    *Its just the Duolingo bird watching over me*

    • @claireborcherding2381
      @claireborcherding2381 5 лет назад +1

      Uh what the heck

    • @DS-os1sy
      @DS-os1sy 5 лет назад +3

      Neptoons I have real ones, I hope I don’t see duolingo

    • @t0m726
      @t0m726 5 лет назад +1

      Do you even know what the Duolingo bird is?

    • @TellyAnt
      @TellyAnt 5 лет назад +1

      Onamex y e s.
      I mean.. S i

    • @Valenthir
      @Valenthir 5 лет назад

      Si

  • @alastair2375
    @alastair2375 5 лет назад +4180

    Wait guys...
    Flamingo is a bird..
    The duolingo owl is a bird...
    What if Albert is secretly working with duolingo?

  • @alessundro
    @alessundro 5 лет назад +537

    Nobody:
    Nobody on earth:
    Not a soul:
    Albert: *i hAvE choCoLaTe VoMiT in mY mOuTh*

    • @andrewbarns4870
      @andrewbarns4870 5 лет назад +4

      @Shannon Rogers stop scamming pooper

    • @stellarenigma3298
      @stellarenigma3298 5 лет назад +3

      @Shannon Rogers spits on

    • @lightfury7529
      @lightfury7529 5 лет назад +4

      Andrea Wallace
      nah bish

    • @soy4162
      @soy4162 5 лет назад +2

      Alessandro I’m currently eating chocolate...

    • @awwaug
      @awwaug 5 лет назад

      *Unknown* oh she-

  • @FIF_GikisCord
    @FIF_GikisCord 2 года назад +161

    As a Mexican-American, him not knowing spanish like this is hilarious for me.

    • @WiltedSpades
      @WiltedSpades 2 года назад +6

      Latin-America is crying in the corner because almost every Hispanic country speaks Spanish

    • @luzcastaneda2850
      @luzcastaneda2850 2 года назад +3

      Ikr I’m also Mexican-American

    • @camerondaniel4424
      @camerondaniel4424 8 месяцев назад +1

      Yeah i speak spanish so i can agree with this lol

    • @Lavender71175
      @Lavender71175 8 месяцев назад

      Ass

    • @ReloopGD
      @ReloopGD 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@WiltedSpadesdo you mean south america?

  • @trii4359
    @trii4359 5 лет назад +127

    Brain: Are you going to sleep?
    Me: Yes now shut up pleeb
    Brain: *but you missed alberts video*
    *duolingo albert le appears*

    • @bruh6837
      @bruh6837 5 лет назад +1

      @Neele Richter stop trying to scam..

    • @NotGalaxylol
      @NotGalaxylol 5 лет назад

      • ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ Aria ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ • your watching it right now :\/

  • @ishouldchangethisprofilepi1114
    @ishouldchangethisprofilepi1114 5 лет назад +373

    No one:
    Duolingo owl: *Beg for your family in russian*

    • @Awesomegaming-real
      @Awesomegaming-real 5 лет назад +4

      Nassef Maropakis Beg*

    • @llspidel
      @llspidel 5 лет назад +6

      Beg for your life in Japanese

    • @wolfbain1978
      @wolfbain1978 5 лет назад +7

      @@llspidel I am Japanese soo Please, let me have my family back. 家族を返してください

    • @i_dont_know3053
      @i_dont_know3053 5 лет назад +1

      Te lo ruego

    • @i_dont_know3053
      @i_dont_know3053 5 лет назад +1

      THERE GERMEN AND SPANISH

  • @adamtokarz4239
    @adamtokarz4239 4 года назад +156

    someone:does not do his lesson
    duolingo:spanish or vanish

  • @patricetemaro9629
    @patricetemaro9629 2 года назад +31

    Duo: "Beg for your life in Spanish"
    Me: Prometo que haré mi lección solo dejaré que mi familia, mis amigos y yo nos vayamos a casa.

    • @autozoneeeeee4465
      @autozoneeeeee4465 2 года назад +2

      LMAO

    • @TheTypicalRobot
      @TheTypicalRobot Год назад

      Duo: I sense a translation device. You know what happens now.
      RING: Intruder at your back door. Proceed with caution.

    • @PenguinNotHere
      @PenguinNotHere Год назад

      @@TheTypicalRobotAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @TheTypicalRobot
      @TheTypicalRobot Год назад

      @@PenguinNotHere SONIC RUN

  • @analogsunrise-
    @analogsunrise- 5 лет назад +544

    Dulingo: did you learn a new language
    Albert: ye
    Dulingo: what language did u learn
    Albert: si

    • @4c4tsinatrenchcoat
      @4c4tsinatrenchcoat 5 лет назад +13

      Duolingo: bien hecho Albert !

    • @hexaphone9417
      @hexaphone9417 5 лет назад +29

      Duolingo: what did it cost?
      Albert: mi familia

    • @pasteltbhk
      @pasteltbhk 5 лет назад +10

      Duolingo: Did you learn how to spell yeah?
      The Dude 99: Ye
      Duolingo: I don't think so.

    • @pasteltbhk
      @pasteltbhk 5 лет назад +2

      @@hexaphone9417 xD

    • @fujibird3626
      @fujibird3626 5 лет назад +3

      The Dude 99
      Duolingo: NOW BEG FOR YOUR LIFE IN SPANISH
      Albert: POR FAVOR NO ME MA-

  • @oofifysus
    @oofifysus 4 года назад +648

    He knows when you are sleeping
    He knows when you awake
    So do your Spanish lesson
    To keep your family safe.

  • @holykirby2698
    @holykirby2698 5 лет назад +204

    When Albert said yo tengo I had nostalgia

    • @azgirl1600
      @azgirl1600 5 лет назад +8

      When he said up tengo I had explosive Diarrhea 🧨 💩

    • @mahagonysketches7603
      @mahagonysketches7603 5 лет назад +4

      I as well had a sentimental longing or wistful affection for the past, typically for a period or place with happy personal associations.

    • @mepnet
      @mepnet 5 лет назад +1

      Beautiful pfp

    • @felixthecat4176
      @felixthecat4176 3 года назад

      Wow

    • @penguinscanscream9422
      @penguinscanscream9422 3 года назад

      I like your profile pic

  • @silly_cielvaurmore
    @silly_cielvaurmore Год назад +14

    As some who worships Duolingo , I can confirm he does do this everyday.

  • @boringidiot2093
    @boringidiot2093 4 года назад +384

    "Woah you speak spanish!"
    S - si
    " What did it cost?"
    F-F Famílía

    • @vanilla_icecream3099
      @vanilla_icecream3099 4 года назад +1

      Uhoh

    • @Zoe-qn8uo
      @Zoe-qn8uo 4 года назад +1

      Oh :(

    • @boringidiot2093
      @boringidiot2093 4 года назад +2

      Welp yall know spanish looks like your not next...

    • @commanderbingo
      @commanderbingo 4 года назад +1

      Wow... so sad...

    • @natalieallen8544
      @natalieallen8544 4 года назад +12

      Over the rainbow is a pot of gold. The gold has a bit of rotten banana. Your friends or the people with you take the gold and your left with the banana. But little did the friends know the brown what they thought was rotten is dirty gold, richer then theirs. Even if you combined all the treasures together, it will never compare to your gold. The friends beg for the gold and say sorry but sorry won’t fix the broken. These friends are selfish and you decide to leave them they keep saying sorry but sorry will do nothing. The stuff in life happens for a reason. Riches won’t solve problems but will make it worse

  • @j0sh11n5
    @j0sh11n5 5 лет назад +335

    What is Greenscreen Man in spanish?!?
    *DUOLINGO*

  • @mr.barackobamareal
    @mr.barackobamareal 5 лет назад +206

    Albert: I LITERALLY JUST SPAT EVERYWHERE
    Ad: Crystal Cold, Silky smooth
    Me: oh... I never knew

  • @peceguinho5387
    @peceguinho5387 2 года назад +7

    5:35 i LOVE how he enter a brazilian server while he tough it was spanish server

  • @kevinolevino3190
    @kevinolevino3190 5 лет назад +208

    9:25 seems like Albert hasn’t been getting his Duolingo Spanish lessons...

    • @koistar
      @koistar 5 лет назад +18

      I speak Spanish, hombre doesn't mean boy
      *it means man*

    • @idontknow._.3517
      @idontknow._.3517 5 лет назад +1

      Yea it's means hombre and señora means woman but I'm Mexican not from spain

    • @plutune6602
      @plutune6602 5 лет назад +4

      @@koistar *only MAN*

    • @clawed891
      @clawed891 5 лет назад +1

      Kevino Time no he’s pretty good for a beginner and he’s saying hombre right but in Spanish it means man 😂😅

    • @ggraphicai
      @ggraphicai 5 лет назад +2

      *He knows what’s gonna happen next....*

  • @nintendocat64
    @nintendocat64 5 лет назад +163

    When your phone dies when watching an Albert video duolingo is there

    • @prankstergangstergirlfunny5636
      @prankstergangstergirlfunny5636 5 лет назад +2

      Wen you haven't opened doulingo app to 0.0000000001 seconds doulingo kidnapps your family and you cat

    • @nintendocat64
      @nintendocat64 5 лет назад +1

      PranksterGangsterGirl funny momotes jeez duolingo bird needs patience why right once I close out what if I want to play Roblox do I need a different phone for that D: that’s too much money also for a whole day my cat actually was missing for a whole day

  • @chedderp2124
    @chedderp2124 4 года назад +83

    I love how he blurrs out his search history lmao
    also, to add to the threats:
    russian or concussion
    spanish or vanish
    japanese or slapyaknees

    • @unboxers2024
      @unboxers2024 4 года назад +15

      Theres a reason.... he secretly buys chuck e cheese outfits

    • @podleplayzgames9171
      @podleplayzgames9171 4 года назад +1

      I wonder what he was searching

    • @newerteamtrailers9591
      @newerteamtrailers9591 4 года назад +1

      Same

    • @rairwqy
      @rairwqy 4 года назад +1

      I wonder wats so bad? ?

    • @MrGowose
      @MrGowose 4 года назад

      @@rairwqy It's probably just because his search history is something we don't need to know lol

  • @D_shli
    @D_shli 2 года назад +22

    It's more funny when u speak Spanish 😂

    • @Inquisitor-fortheempire
      @Inquisitor-fortheempire 2 года назад

      uh oh you forgot your rusian lesons 🔫🔪🔪 hopeyou dont love your family

  • @non_thanos-tsm-5098
    @non_thanos-tsm-5098 5 лет назад +335

    I cried when Duolingo killed my dog then the bird said do it in Spanish

    • @AgentF4Z
      @AgentF4Z 5 лет назад +1

      Stop it with the meme.

    • @non_thanos-tsm-5098
      @non_thanos-tsm-5098 5 лет назад +14

      Agent F4Z why would you watch the video if you hate the meme

    • @BobRobertz
      @BobRobertz 5 лет назад +3

      @@non_thanos-tsm-5098 epicly thanos your right

    • @BobRobertz
      @BobRobertz 5 лет назад +4

      @@non_thanos-tsm-5098 maybe he's a fan of flamingo but not a fan to the meme

    • @junkyunn
      @junkyunn 5 лет назад +1

      that was jake

  • @Hatsune3-9
    @Hatsune3-9 5 лет назад +277

    Duolingo: "Beg for ur life in Spanish."
    Me: *Begs for le life in Spanish epicly/cutely*

  • @jaxon3622
    @jaxon3622 5 лет назад +120

    Paige: Im not as talanted as adam i admit it
    Albert: HEAHEA

  • @aylinaylin3045
    @aylinaylin3045 2 года назад +1

    Duolingo."u missed ur Spanish lesson today"*grabs out knife*

  • @goikysworld
    @goikysworld 5 лет назад +413

    "What is 'Hello' in Spanish"
    *_"taco burrito the 3rd"_*

    • @comeatmebro7465
      @comeatmebro7465 5 лет назад +5

      Its hola

    • @borschtisgud
      @borschtisgud 5 лет назад +12

      @@comeatmebro7465 r/whoosh. YEAH COME AT ME BRO.

    • @comeatmebro7465
      @comeatmebro7465 5 лет назад +2

      @@borschtisgud excuse me, *WI CAN HAS CAN*

    • @weon3302
      @weon3302 5 лет назад +4

      @@comeatmebro7465 r/whoosh

    • @borschtisgud
      @borschtisgud 5 лет назад +2

      @@weon3302 bro, haha. I SAID THAT 3 GOD DAMN HOURS AGO.

  • @luxurytwee1037
    @luxurytwee1037 5 лет назад +208

    ALBERT! YUo DiDNt DO YouR DAiLy spANIsH LeSSOns
    Im going to *yo tengo your life*
    Love- Duolingo Bird

    • @aqua8584
      @aqua8584 5 лет назад +7

      Translation- I am going to *i have* your life

    • @pasteltbhk
      @pasteltbhk 5 лет назад +1

      @@aqua8584 xD
      If you translate her I am going to *I have* your life.

    • @irian.
      @irian. 5 лет назад +1

      it's actually 'i i have' because 'yo' means 'i' and 'tengo' means 'i have'..
      you people obviously don't know spanish
      edit: omg i was joking JEEZ im getting so much hate. yes I've been informed many times that I'm **ruining the joke** so calm down. y'all are acting like distressed 11-year-olds or something

    • @sam-yx8fr
      @sam-yx8fr 5 лет назад +1

      Sunflower Studios yes like you. yo tengo means i have look it up in google translate

    • @_ratchet
      @_ratchet 5 лет назад +1

      But this was clearly written by Lucky Llama. I am so confused.

  • @Ars3n1c_g0bbl3r
    @Ars3n1c_g0bbl3r 2 года назад +473

    As someone who uses Duolingo, I can confirm the bird comes after you if you miss a lesson.

    • @chlle7435
      @chlle7435 2 года назад +25

      ITS EASY, SPANISH OR VANISH

    • @LoutreSaphir
      @LoutreSaphir 2 года назад +8

      @GarrothETN FRENCH OR GERMAN THIRD REICH

    • @emmahimata578
      @emmahimata578 2 года назад +9

      YOU SURVIVED AN ENCOUNTER WITH THAT BEAST??!?!?!!?!?!?! I LOST MY DOG TO IT. DUOLINGO PUT IT DOWN AND I DIDN'T WANT IT DO DIE.

    • @quibjib
      @quibjib 2 года назад

      you fought the b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b BEAST AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @hellcatdestroyerofdogs5911
      @hellcatdestroyerofdogs5911 2 года назад +7

      FRENCH OR THE TRENCH

  • @Drogba87k
    @Drogba87k 27 дней назад

    duolingo in the thumbnail rlly said:"you didn't did your spanish lesson,wake up,NOW."

  • @wonderfulmakesbydanielle
    @wonderfulmakesbydanielle 5 лет назад +95

    Eardrums: exists
    Albert: I'm bout to ruin this guys whole career

    • @RocketShipSquid
      @RocketShipSquid 5 лет назад +1

      why did you assume that my ear drums are male

    • @yuriko1005
      @yuriko1005 5 лет назад

      XD meh ear drums-

  • @TsarumanTheWhite
    @TsarumanTheWhite 5 лет назад +70

    Dulingo / Gammora: Did you do your spanish lesson?
    Thanos: Yes
    Dulingo / Gammora What did it cost?
    Thanos: Half the world.
    Edit: Thanks for the 13 likes, It's the most I have ever gotten!

  • @phelopatirbeshay3855
    @phelopatirbeshay3855 3 года назад +50

    "That guy has seen it already and that guy actually *put down my dog* "
    -Albert 2019

  • @cherryb10ssom
    @cherryb10ssom 2 года назад +2

    hoazd: ah ugly!
    albert: say that in spanish
    hoazd: *u g l y*

  • @safyakhan7857
    @safyakhan7857 4 года назад +116

    Me: doesnt go on duolingo for 24h and 1 millisecond
    Duolingo: *Spanish or watch your family vanish..*

    • @DrOx-IDGAFILGN
      @DrOx-IDGAFILGN 4 года назад +4

      Wow,I guess I’m really bad at Spanish my dad left a looong time ago.

    • @safyakhan7857
      @safyakhan7857 4 года назад +2

      @@DrOx-IDGAFILGN O-O

    • @andysofran6716
      @andysofran6716 4 года назад +2

      It rimes

    • @angeldust9513
      @angeldust9513 4 года назад +2

      hoy olvidaste tus clases de español :) ¡Será mejor que te vayas ...! >:)

    • @maryn5945
      @maryn5945 4 года назад +2

      The rhymes are too good DX

  • @naeldark
    @naeldark 5 лет назад +159

    7:39
    Albert: “How to do u say hello is Spanish”
    Everyone: HOLA

  • @NanachiTWD
    @NanachiTWD 5 лет назад +75

    Duolingo bird: Spanish or vanish
    Me: *pulls out gun* UNO reverse card

  • @JolllyJellly
    @JolllyJellly 8 месяцев назад

    Awesome motivation video to continue playing duolingo!

  • @jonnymatix4181
    @jonnymatix4181 5 лет назад +52

    Baby :y...yo...
    Mom: He’s about to say is first words!
    Baby: YoU MiSsEd YoUr dUoLiNgO LeSsOn
    Mom:

  • @internetcookie4704
    @internetcookie4704 5 лет назад +97

    Flamingo is bird
    Duolingo is bird
    *BIRD FIGHT STARTS*

    • @user-ym5uu7fr9e
      @user-ym5uu7fr9e 5 лет назад +3

      falingo? duolingo? it all makes sense now

    • @artimator4714
      @artimator4714 2 года назад

      WHO HERE HAS POPCORN!?

    • @Ivy_Dinoz
      @Ivy_Dinoz 2 года назад

      @@artimator4714 me *gives popcorn*

    • @artimator4714
      @artimator4714 2 года назад

      @@Ivy_Dinoz thanks, wanna join the audiunce to see the fight?

    • @Ivy_Dinoz
      @Ivy_Dinoz 2 года назад

      @@artimator4714 sure!

  • @iveology_
    @iveology_ 4 года назад +682

    Long story short of the video: *Spanish or vanish.*

    • @amalinialani3344
      @amalinialani3344 4 года назад +29

      or in my case japanese or obese

    • @iveology_
      @iveology_ 4 года назад +16

      @@amalinialani3344 lol yes I'm doing Japanese too but I didn't know what rhymed

    • @letsgorobots0721
      @letsgorobots0721 4 года назад +26

      french or the trench

    • @monokumadanganronpa3403
      @monokumadanganronpa3403 4 года назад +15

      TeaCup_Chan Japanese or broken knees

    • @iveology_
      @iveology_ 4 года назад +7

      @@monokumadanganronpa3403 y e s q u e e n ✨

  • @roblox_rebeca4624
    @roblox_rebeca4624 2 года назад +8

    plays duolingo epicly

  • @luckier.r
    @luckier.r 5 лет назад +196

    I just got a notification from Duolingo saying " We miss you!" So I *deleted* Duolingo.

  • @_taxi.cabb_3710
    @_taxi.cabb_3710 5 лет назад +93

    Albert, I’m not a Spanish speaker, but hombre is man in Spanish

  • @samwest89
    @samwest89 5 лет назад +45

    I wasn't insulted today! Thank you Albert.

  • @DerpCat-
    @DerpCat- 2 года назад +1

    I am from the future.. Doulingo is never dead he's been waiting, watching for you to slip...

  • @akanejones
    @akanejones 4 года назад +595

    Albert: “Murder me in Spanish.”

  • @Angel-ip8nb
    @Angel-ip8nb 4 года назад +173

    Duolingo: what is hello in Spanish?Ninja guy: Taco burrito the 3rd
    As a Mexican, that hurt me

    • @Crematir
      @Crematir 4 года назад +6

      Angel taco burrito the third hola I think

    • @emmiheart3793
      @emmiheart3793 4 года назад +2

      @@Crematir You might be right

    • @vaporcranberries
      @vaporcranberries 4 года назад +2

      I feel sad.

    • @webstert25
      @webstert25 4 года назад

      Jack Plays yea

    • @TheCrankSpiderNinja
      @TheCrankSpiderNinja 4 года назад +4

      It's a joke. I'm puerto rican and I don't care. Now burrito the 3rd taco.

  • @colleensiau3056
    @colleensiau3056 5 лет назад +80

    Bird: *pulls out epic sword*
    Unicornlover: "ahhhhhhhhhh"
    Bird: *tries to kill*
    Unicornlover: "ha ha your powers don't work on me."
    Bird: *cry's epicley*

    • @madamex888
      @madamex888 5 лет назад

      *someone liked your comment, peter randazzo*

    • @benett5224
      @benett5224 5 лет назад

      Wrong English

    • @kedi948
      @kedi948 2 года назад

      *crys in spanish**

  • @ProtoLPS
    @ProtoLPS 2 года назад +29

    ¡Espero que puedas rogar por tu vida en español, Albert!

    • @Lukas00822
      @Lukas00822 2 года назад +5

      por favor no te lleves a mi familia

    • @davepackard3919
      @davepackard3919 2 года назад +2

      oh god oh fvck

    • @Fulham7Jimenez
      @Fulham7Jimenez 2 года назад

      por favor quiero a mi familia duolingo

    • @caki4695
      @caki4695 Год назад

      ​@@davepackard3919 Even this one has a translate to English option

    • @amberhewitt6288
      @amberhewitt6288 Год назад

      ne faru lin 😢 en:don't make him😢

  • @trishie_V
    @trishie_V 5 лет назад +79

    “What noise does bird make?”


    *_”AHHHHHHHHHHHH”_*

    • @misslou9330
      @misslou9330 5 лет назад

      nam vu it was more of a
      MEAHAHSHDHEJHHHEJRBFNFORNF

    • @beas2swag
      @beas2swag 5 лет назад

      Noooo birds say HEHE HEHE HEHEHEHE

    • @bulletthebeagle
      @bulletthebeagle 5 лет назад +1

      Nah I think the birds victims say that.

    • @kelseysgalaxy953
      @kelseysgalaxy953 5 лет назад

      Right when I read *”AHHHHHHHHHHHH”* Albert literary said *”AHHHHHHHHHHHHH”*

    • @sbh79
      @sbh79 2 года назад

      hombre bombre

  • @evanjuniorfluffy
    @evanjuniorfluffy 5 лет назад +83

    Albert I will speak Spanish in that robot game
    Update: no one spoke

  • @Xxxsavegewolf
    @Xxxsavegewolf 5 лет назад +77

    Ethos is how much times Albert screams
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    v

  • @toothless_forever
    @toothless_forever Год назад +1

    Duo: *Beg For Your Life In Spanish*
    Me: *Saluda a mi pequeña roca mascota, ya sabes lo que dicen, las rocas ROMPEN HUESOS.*

    • @Marissap11
      @Marissap11 Год назад

      hermano que?- LOL

    • @toothless_forever
      @toothless_forever Год назад

      wrinkle walked up to a lemonade stand
      and he said to the man
      running the stand
      "QUACK"
      bum bum bum
      "QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK?"
      The man said: "No, we just sell lemonade But it's cold, and it's fresh, and it's all home-made! Can I get you a glass?"
      Wrinkle said: "quack quack"
      Then he waddled away *waddle waddle*
      Till the very next day
      BUM BUM BUM BUM BUDADUM

  • @thequinnimator
    @thequinnimator 4 года назад +151

    Duolingo: oh, you haven’t finished your russian lesson?
    me: nooo...
    Duolingo: it’s russian or concussion friend.. then do your Spanish lesson.. because it’s Spanish or Vanish

  • @don_ttron
    @don_ttron 5 лет назад +166

    Paige: I'm not as talented as Adam. I admit it.
    Me: 'thinks' Paige. You're better than Adam.

  • @kyleigh.00
    @kyleigh.00 5 лет назад +61

    “ uh oh you missed you lesson .... bUHhH”
    *I LOST IT*

  • @CalifornianCuttlefish
    @CalifornianCuttlefish 2 года назад +2

    Great Video! *duolingo will kill us all*

  • @hitormiss5031
    @hitormiss5031 5 лет назад +30

    Albert: b-tch haha
    Duolingo:you missed your Spanish lesson
    Duolingo: now beg for your life in spanish

    • @seroenyc
      @seroenyc 5 лет назад

      Hit or Miss did you get that off of surreal entertainment

    • @ben_m95
      @ben_m95 5 лет назад +1

      por favor, mi amigo Duolingo! yo se tengo hacer mi leccion de espanol. no quiero a morir!

    • @professerbigbrain3011
      @professerbigbrain3011 5 лет назад

      Por favor no me mates

  • @skittlepockz6561
    @skittlepockz6561 4 года назад +80

    Duolingo app: You’ve missed 3 days of spanish!
    Duolingo: **breaks into my house** *_HEY SISTERS_*

    • @bubrocksnotabot
      @bubrocksnotabot 4 года назад +1

      **me uses minecraft tp command and kills duo and leaves**

    • @reninc.1017
      @reninc.1017 4 года назад +2

      Day 1: Have time for 5 minutes of Spanish?
      Day 5: You know what *usar* means in Spanish? Practice now!
      Day 10: Want to learn 5 new words? Now is the time to do it!
      Day 15: These reminders don’t seem to be working. We’ll stop sending them for now.
      Day 16:
      Duolingo Bird: knocks”. I HAVE A BETTER IDEA THAN NOTIFICATIONS TO KEEP YOU LEARNING!!

    • @uhhhmmmaaahhhhhhhmmmhithere
      @uhhhmmmaaahhhhhhhmmmhithere 4 года назад

      *AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-*

    • @bestmasreya
      @bestmasreya 4 года назад +1

      I thought you spelt it like doulingo-

    • @bestmasreya
      @bestmasreya 4 года назад +1

      Xiomara De Leon o-o

  • @lancedm2888
    @lancedm2888 5 лет назад +39

    Me:awww the egg is cracking!
    Me: this parrot will look colorful
    *egg cracks*
    *D U O L I N G O!*

  • @authentic.misfit
    @authentic.misfit 2 года назад +9

    for your knowledge, ik im a million years too late, but I think you’re referring to (9:40) homme (man) and femme (woman) in french. girl and boy in french is garçon and fille. ironically I learned this from duolingo 🤪

  • @bread-jy5rg
    @bread-jy5rg 4 года назад +539

    Albert,
    “Hombre” in english is “man”
    “Mujer” in english is “woman”
    “Boy” in english is “niño”, and you pronounce “ñ” kinda like “ny-“ and it ends on the words “e” “a” “o” “u” and/or “i”
    And “girl” in english is “niña”
    *bad spanish or you will vanish*

    • @lylarulesthegalaxy
      @lylarulesthegalaxy 4 года назад +3

      O-Face Productions That would really be in Spanish not English so ye

    • @flyingcookie2417
      @flyingcookie2417 4 года назад +16

      "Boy" in english is "ninõ"
      *P.E.R.F.E.C.T.I.O.N*

    • @roachjuice2332
      @roachjuice2332 4 года назад +12

      All I need to learn are the bad words 👄

    • @whatdoyouwant2957
      @whatdoyouwant2957 4 года назад +7

      @@roachjuice2332 sure I'll help you :)))))

    • @jellyrose263
      @jellyrose263 4 года назад +9

      I- I am vanishing…

  • @excal22
    @excal22 5 лет назад +514

    Albert's comment section: this is how many times albert b r e a t h e d
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    |

  • @Pinksterton44
    @Pinksterton44 4 года назад +72

    Flamingo: *stabs Robloxian with rainbow wings*
    Robloxian: *has a stroke*
    Flamingo: _":O"_

  • @I_KickBabies69
    @I_KickBabies69 2 года назад +2

    6:44
    Albert: WHY WONT YOU DIE!?
    Baby: Nanomachines son.

  • @marcy9279
    @marcy9279 5 лет назад +81

    "What is Hello in Spanish"
    "Were did he go"
    *heaven*

  • @fnaf_godz8947
    @fnaf_godz8947 2 года назад +160

    Let's all appreciate Paige putting up with Albert's words.

    • @gachalover8140
      @gachalover8140 2 года назад +4

      I felt so bad and she was literally crying

    • @lissielobotomy
      @lissielobotomy Год назад +8

      @@gachalover8140HELP HES NOT BEING SERIOUS

  • @adjoaososi6543
    @adjoaososi6543 5 лет назад +101

    Why are you hiding search history Albert? What's you looking at????
    Edit: search "Albert's address" on a search engine

  • @INeedSumSleepFr
    @INeedSumSleepFr 2 года назад +1

    Someone came up to me in the rat home game and they where dressed up as Duolingo owl, they said to download Duolingo I said, “me and my family already have it” they said, “your family is safe.” Weird I get it now

  • @kai-ly1hu
    @kai-ly1hu 5 лет назад +49

    Albert.. You forgot your Spanish lesson today.
    Yo tengo su tart.
    (English: I have su tart.)

    • @swagmancoolkid1637
      @swagmancoolkid1637 5 лет назад +1

      YOU JUST SAID THE ENGLISH SUBTITLES, THAT IS HELPING PEOPLE.
      Duolingo birb comin for ur intestines

  • @fog3906
    @fog3906 4 года назад +61

    Albert: **Says Hombre**
    Me: *Albertsstuff Hombre Culo flashbacks*

  • @Dat_Ginger_Boi
    @Dat_Ginger_Boi 5 лет назад +173

    SPANISH OR VANISH
    Remember to get your Spanish lessons

    • @amom7835
      @amom7835 5 лет назад

      Heh. (Got away not doing Spanish lessons) I probably lost my acc anyway

    • @nutshot4676
      @nutshot4676 5 лет назад

      The Ginger Ninja 301 I FORGOT REEEEEEEEEE

    • @emmixx8211
      @emmixx8211 5 лет назад +2

      Russian Or Concussion

    • @Dat_Ginger_Boi
      @Dat_Ginger_Boi 5 лет назад

      What the heck did you just bring to this cursed land

    • @meat_cleaverman
      @meat_cleaverman 5 лет назад +1

      *YES YOU SHOULD*

  • @Caesar-e9r
    @Caesar-e9r 2 года назад +1

    3 years later: there’s a duolingo event

  • @tokiyoky
    @tokiyoky 4 года назад +368

    Quick lesson: hombre= man mujer= woman boy= niño girl= niña
    *like so albert learns spanish*
    Edit: omg tysm for the likes

    • @marko104lukac2
      @marko104lukac2 4 года назад +2

      El dummie u can just google translate

    • @marko104lukac2
      @marko104lukac2 4 года назад +1

      El joke its was a joke pls no hate on mw

    • @Bored0689
      @Bored0689 4 года назад +1

      No creo que Alberto/Albert aprenda español y soy español

    • @goosethecat9158
      @goosethecat9158 4 года назад +1

      this hurt my head trying to understand that but now I understand it lol

    • @marisoljg495
      @marisoljg495 4 года назад +2

      Boy=niño girl= niña; fun fact, only the letter "n" (in all the spanish alphabet) needs the weird squiggle to go from "n" to "ñ" :D

  • @beas2swag
    @beas2swag 5 лет назад +33

    Boyfriend : you wanna kiss
    Girlfriend : yassss
    Doulingo bird : HEY U MISSED UR SPANISH LEASON

  • @shingodzilla5937
    @shingodzilla5937 5 лет назад +89

    Noob:I AM NOT GONNA PLAY DUOLINGO!!
    Duo:I AM GONNA TAKE UR FAMI-
    Albert: *yawn's*
    Duo:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @gojiplayz6669
    @gojiplayz6669 2 года назад

    Wow, i loved your video, you always make me smile, keep it on. 😁

  • @ms..randomcontent2740
    @ms..randomcontent2740 3 года назад +511

    Let’s take a moment to appreciate Paige and Adam for always editing his vids:’)

  • @omiigee5903
    @omiigee5903 5 лет назад +54

    Omg Albert you didn’t...
    He’s coming for you now

  • @sarax3006
    @sarax3006 5 лет назад +95

    As someone who speaks Spanish I feel accurately represent HoMbrE

    • @robloxbestie3933
      @robloxbestie3933 3 года назад +2

      I feel kinda.. comer perro.

    • @Walterwhite-el3ok
      @Walterwhite-el3ok 3 года назад

      Yo hablo español

    • @clobusbobus1144
      @clobusbobus1144 2 года назад

      Yo puedo beber pipi de mi perro

    • @FreddieGoShreddy
      @FreddieGoShreddy 2 года назад

      come perro!!!! SIIII 🇪🇸 ¡Ronaldo se comerá al perro SI fútbol caché-caché juegan duolingo viene y los busca y los apuñala en el corazón y Ronaldo le da cáncer en etapa 4 a duolingo y luego se come el dedo del pie!

    • @Tessaaahh
      @Tessaaahh 2 года назад

      @@clobusbobus1144 QUE?!

  • @BatRaptor3
    @BatRaptor3 2 года назад

    The duolingo bird... IS your first love...
    that line really got me

  • @freya4964
    @freya4964 5 лет назад +564

    *who needs Duolingo when you have flamingo?*
    Edit:tysm for the likes (•ᴗ•)❤

    • @-gachacake-992
      @-gachacake-992 5 лет назад +5

      Gamimg with Pandas I can’t believe this only has 14 likes 😂😂😂it’s was amazing the puns 100% fresh

    • @aglassofchocolatemilk5990
      @aglassofchocolatemilk5990 5 лет назад +2

      O

    • @shirrz2761
      @shirrz2761 5 лет назад +7

      *Dulingo wants to know your location*

    • @freya4964
      @freya4964 5 лет назад +2

      Lol ty for the likes

    • @rykqo
      @rykqo 5 лет назад +1

      Nobody

  • @funnybabin2593
    @funnybabin2593 5 лет назад +112

    In Spanish “man” means hombre

  • @whatevers23
    @whatevers23 5 лет назад +90

    Hombre in English is Man...
    When you’re finally useful as a Latino..
    (Sorry for my spelling mistakes, ty to ppl who actually know grammar 😅)

  • @hayleydavies619
    @hayleydavies619 Год назад +3

    THEY CALL YOU CRYBABY CRYBABY BUT YOU DON'T F****** CARE CRYBABY CRYBABY YOU LAUGH THROUGH UR TEARS -Melanie Martinez

  • @linkyx
    @linkyx 5 лет назад +39

    *INTRUDER ALERT! BACK DOOR OPENED*
    *Proceed with Caution*

  • @EustaceWK
    @EustaceWK 3 года назад +25

    Doulingo: Tries to be a friendly spanish lesson
    Also doulingo: *Breaks into your house and kills you*

  • @achieveunlocker6999
    @achieveunlocker6999 5 лет назад +63

    Duolingo: You Miss Your Spanish Class
    Me: But Is Summer

    • @12Haque
      @12Haque 5 лет назад +2

      Duolingo: *spanish class is permanent, do it forever or else we will stop feeding your family*

    • @eggsoftboiled
      @eggsoftboiled 5 лет назад +2

      **plays roblox in spanish** oh wait i forgot to teach kids languages XD

  • @randommusic7835
    @randommusic7835 2 года назад

    As someone who did Duolingo for a bit , your phone gets murdered with notifications if you miss a lesson + a crow with a knife makes you beg for mercy in Spanish

  • @lamb2449
    @lamb2449 5 лет назад +50

    0:33 Its called regurgitation/acid reflux, its where you burp up acid. But its pretty harmless

    • @teaisanachievement2620
      @teaisanachievement2620 5 лет назад +1

      No it's reflux

    • @aidanmchugh4176
      @aidanmchugh4176 5 лет назад +2

      Or heartburn

    • @giwifruit5032
      @giwifruit5032 5 лет назад +1

      I do it all the time is it a problem

    • @mand3la418
      @mand3la418 5 лет назад +1

      Yes it is a problem yes it’s harmful. Years of this can lead to asiphigous (sorry for my spelling) cancer. I recommend taking zantacs to stop the reflux

    • @datonekid5063
      @datonekid5063 5 лет назад +1

      When the acid comes out it means that it's cleaning your stomach.

  • @cadethecrustycreature
    @cadethecrustycreature 5 лет назад +30

    0:30 literally just that slight “ew” killed me 😂

    • @CrazyGirl_b
      @CrazyGirl_b 5 лет назад +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂same

  • @miaandzoey2821
    @miaandzoey2821 5 лет назад +42

    When your showering
    DUOLINGO IS THERE

  • @GoofyRoblox_OFFICIAL
    @GoofyRoblox_OFFICIAL 2 года назад +1

    Once upon a time,a green bird named duolingo said *"Spanish or Vanish"* ...

  • @duckiexquak4193
    @duckiexquak4193 4 года назад +75

    Was I the only one that actually yawned when be did that?...

    • @savannarae12
      @savannarae12 4 года назад

      yes...

    • @oyasiren
      @oyasiren 4 года назад +3

      yawning is contagious, how did u not know

    • @kryvalid8404
      @kryvalid8404 4 года назад +1

      Yes...

    • @Chlsokay
      @Chlsokay 4 года назад +1

      No lol I actually yawned again while typing this-

    • @thesuzz42
      @thesuzz42 4 года назад

      When he said like if u yawned I was like Albert ur a wisard

  • @scarletpersecut
    @scarletpersecut 5 лет назад +41

    Brain: Hey, you going to sleep tonight?
    You: Yes.
    Brain: You forgot to do your Duolingo lesson...
    You: 😳

    • @asdfdfsj
      @asdfdfsj 5 лет назад

      Tattle Tattle tails of cuteness why the blushing

    • @stripeplanet
      @stripeplanet 2 года назад

      You: 😐

    • @quibjib
      @quibjib 2 года назад

      i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i fo----g-----o------t AAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGGHHHHHHKAAAAAAATXCCHBJSD|SH I LLIW NRUTER

  • @sheer.hopeYT
    @sheer.hopeYT 5 лет назад +50

    He actually made me yawn.... WHAT IS THIS
    Fbi me make yawn? Yes?
    Liek this in Spanish maybe? No?

  • @lightbulb21
    @lightbulb21 2 года назад

    Some stranger:What do you do for a living?
    Albert:Making people laugh