TRY NOT TO LAUGH: Blessed and Cursed Internet
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"Toni and Ryan" is a podcast by Toni Lodge and Ryan Jon
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The video of the guy checking in was by twosetviolin, it was a four hour video of him dressed as an Asian mum just checking in every few minutes to make sure you were still studying. Such a cultural moment lol. They’ve since quit RUclips unfortunately.
Really!? Their channel was huge and they were touring and everything. Do you know why they stopped?
@@Colley_co I believe they were quite stressed out from the amount of work the channel took + they had a lot of nasty people say stuff about them on the internet coz they were so big and whatnot, and they wanted to be able to do other stuff with their lives. For a short while they took almost all of their videos off RUclips but have since put them back, and they did a livestream explaining everything in detail. It's still up on their channel if you want more info but that's the basics.
I was just wondering the other day why I haven't seen any of their videos pop up on my feed nooooooooooooo
They made a video recently about why they quit
OMG DANIELLE IS YOUR PFP
Exploding potatoes happen when you don't prick them with a fork first 😂
This seems like something they should teach as a science project in school. It teaches the principles of water to gas, building up pressure, something with forces, you get a baked potato at the end of class ánd you don't fuck up your kitchen as an adult.
And makes for a fun and memorable lesson 😂
My husband is quite bullheaded and didn't think we needed to poke the potatoes as many times as I did. Then we had one explode in the oven. I got to do my routine, "I told you so," and now he has to poke the potatoes 6 times per potato instead of the 4 times I originally required to make sure it never happens again.
The snow angle made me burst out laughing so loud that I scared my dogs. 11 out of 10.
I really don’t get the snow angle one!!! What’s so funny about it??
@@ruthie5748people constantly misspell "angel" as "angle." That's the joke. He made a snow angle instead of a snow angel.
I think you may have miscounted your dogs....
@@finleyrosebud5791 This comment is terrible under-appreciated and deserves SO MUCH MORE LIKES!!!!!
I understand the crying at the bird texting. ❤
With regards to your snail story... I was outside at the side of the house putting out garbage and there was a little monarch butterfly all around the bottom of my legs and I thought it was so magical and I was so blessed and I couldn't wait to go in and look on the internet to see what the symbol was for that happening and then next thing I know I stepped backwards and then forwards and looked around and I stepped on the monarch butterfly.... Messed me up for the next few days
Oh man. That sucks. 🦋
get some monarch butterfly caterpillars, they’re very easy to raise and you can release them all in the summer :)
*_what am I supposed to do with this information now except cry_*
They’re like endangered now, aren’t they?
Yeah you’re going to jail.
When you get there, everyone will ask “so what are you in for?”
And the entire prison population will collectively turn and give you disgusted looks when you explain your terrible crime.
100% cartoon villainy. Not even Disney cartoon villain, but made-for-TV cartoon villain
Butterfly murderer!
Ok I’m done now
@averycheesypotato They're all going to clutch their pearls. 😹
9:55 So glad to see TwoSetViolin's video getting some use!
I was laughing and crying when I saw Eddy pop up on the screen 😂😂
Some use but no credits.
I love them but they should link the creators.
@@Birkenstock_Ultra links are in the description
I'm so happy I found you guys. Just ran in to a couple of your videos. I love 'em!
I'm a 68 yr old grandma from Texas. Pleasure to meet y'all!
Same, but I’m a 47 year old grandma from Texas.
The girl catching the fish looking like she’s still hungover and the sun is rising 😂😂😂 that’s what made it 100x funnier 💀
*still drunk
@ honey, you can still be drunk while hungover 😂
The skier falling off the lift is fine. The crack you hear is the binding releasing the boot from the ski, they're constructed like this to prevent exactly these injuries. Greetings from snowy Switzerland!
When I was in elementary school i went to a friends house who had a large pond with a dock near their house. There were some frogs that we caught on the grass and decided to “help them” by returning them to the water where they were immediately gobbled up by fish. Def fucked me up for a bit lol
Alright... "Curseti" got me 🤣
I'm at the Jiffy Lube getting my car serviced and was watching this video while waiting in line. When it was my turn abd the guy cane uo to my car he asked what Im watching so I showed him and he got all excited because he watches your videos, too!
I’m sorry… the Jiffy Lube 🤣🤣 what a name. Xx
@@Raven1303x Do it in a Jiffy. Except today I got so much work done I was there for about an hour. Usually you're out in about 15-20 minutes. 😹
Blessed+cursed = blursed
Or Cessed
“Have a blursed day” just hits
It was the best of times, it was the blursed of times
@@rybread5363I’m gonna start saying this to people I don’t like.
Curessed
Thanks! I love you both!😅
Hilarious! Can't believe someone else did that... years ago, chatting and drinking with a friend, I mentioned that something had dawned on me, and she said "who is Dawn Dawnya?". I just about died.
Coming from someone who’s dad died when I was 24, and I’m now almost 30, I will never stop getting crazy amounts of joy from Toni making dead mom jokes about herself. 😂 I do it all the time to myself too
i follow the girl who caught a fish with ribbon. she did a similar thing kinda recently with a recorder (like the instrument) lol. she serenaded them then ate them like a siren lol 😭
😙👌
You all are so enjoyable. My granddaughter is living in Melbourne, emigrating from the USA. Yes, I know, no one is supposed to move to Australia. Anyway, I've been watching you forever as the granddaughter had been talking about moving for 3 years. Pease keep it up(no, not that.) as I have laughed uproariously.
I swear 10 minutes of watching you two turns any bad day into a good one. Thanks for making me chuckle on a pretty shite day
Don don is going in my vocabulary immediately
today is my birthday and one of the best gifts is a try not to laugh from Toni and Ryan! Lighting my Australia scented candle and watching!🖤
happy birthday!
@@MmmHuggles thank you!
I couldn't help but notice a new addition to that shelving. Love to see it!
You guys make me smile every time I watch you. I hope Toni gets one of those keyboards for her doggo! That would be precious!
Fucking hilarious!! The only 2 words required ever, for any video on your channel! 😂❤
I'd love to see them react to clips of ppl waking up from anaesthesia in the future lol
4:38 she has never been more proud of herself! XD
It’s curated chaos that y’all react to. One thing more amazing than the other
As someone who tried to learn to ski and ended up with permanent meniscus/tendon damage in one of their knees from wiping out I share your fear of skiing.
People saying certain turns of phrase incorrectly is my pet peeve, though it always makes me laugh. 😂
I think you mean turn of phrases.
I get upset with then for than or except for accept. I saw a sign in a store that said " We except credit cards." Literally meaning they DON'T take them.
Toni: starts crying
Me: Automatically start laughing cuz it’s Toni
This is the best one I've seen in a while, and that's saying something! lmao so many good reaction moments
Speaking of a pile of clothes, there’s always that one chair that accumulates various items.
Ah, you mean The Chair.
My mum made me use a big tub instead of the end of my bed because I don't have a chair in my room
The pigeon ❤😭
The fly one had me in stitches!!!! I had to rewind and watch it a couple more times!!!
The "mom checks in on me video" is from twosetviolin and they're Aussie!
I love your guys' dark humor. I screwed with my husband, roomate, brother, and his girlfriend by keeping a straight face stating that my dad had made my husband cry once. Everyone stopped to listen and i simply ended it with "when he died" ..... We're all going to hell 🤣
9:34 aww it’s acute snowangle🥰
This made me laugh so hard 😂
Tony absolutely adore you and Ryan but you guys have helped me through the hardest couple months I’ve ever had. your content makes me feel so calm please keep it up!
Cursed-y Kirsty made me do a little clap! 😂
This was so good, lol!!!
Don't worry, Toni, the orange cat got spooked and jumped backwards away from the lady. Cats can get spooked very easily.
1:00 I also need help with this one. What’s the joke with the camera angle fail video? Thanks.
I didn't get it as well 😅
me too!!!
A part of it was in her cooter
Tyson! I havebeen searching the comments...lol
It’s the visual plus the sound effect, a little too sexual shall we say !!
The F6 text from the bird is when I lost it 😂😂😂
2:56 In the USA, it’s MUCH more common to find Diet Coke than Coke Zero when you’re out and about.
I think the only places that serve Coke Zero around here are the places that have Coke Freestyle machines. Everything else is Diet Coke.
In Australia Diet Coke has been essentially phased out and Coke Zero is everywhere
My daughter and I prefer Diet Coke to Coke Zero so we only buy the Diet Coke (we just get the cartons of 36 cans from the Supermarket - but a lot of places like 7-11 and Maccas only have Coke Zero now!
Canadian here. Funny story about something called hoarfrost and a guy in Edmonton who didn’t know the right way to spell it, but his way sounded the same. Our exchange in the comments section of a RUclips channel was full of 🤣😆😂.
I almost made it to the end but the dirty bastard line got me LOL
When I was a kid, I thought the "sliding glass door" was the "sline glass door." I never saw it in print for a long time, so that was what my little ears thought they heard.
8:50 i'm on the "several pigeons are typing" gc and honestly, it doesn't disappoint!!
some lovely blursed videos
The guy telling the snail story used to do vines under the name stuggy, i used to love his videos... man i wasn't expecting to see him in a toni and ryan video 😭😂
Cursed_T was my MySpace name 😂, I may of been a bit emo 😂
you know, i laughed at Toni almost crying at the pigeon but i 100% cried watching it the first time i saw it XD i vibe with Toni so much xD
7:25 don don me got me lol 😅
I needed this today!!
I really wished these videos were longer!
10:42 he really said "MY phone now!"
Cause my mom cant check on me from heaven 😂 Neither can mine girl. 😂 That was amazing
7:02 THAT IS THE CUTEST THING EVER!! 😭😭😭😭😭
7:44 this is where my Connecticut accent cones in handy. That W is Dawn is REALLY hard.
That one video is from fellow Aussie's @TwoSetViolin: 4 Hours of Asian Mum to Help You Focus on Practising/Studying/Working ruclips.net/video/3RGEo2Kohb8/видео.html
7:24 For the longest time I thought the expression was "As a pose to..." not "as opposed to" we all have our blind spots!
Mine was “in my copie of spare time” asked my parents what a copie was…nope it’s copious.
@@ariadne0w1
My husband says "pacifically" instead of specifically
@clairewillow6475 ah, one of those! I did also think it was a 'mute point' rather than moot. Not quite as bad as Joey in Friends .... I know it doesn't refer to a cow's opinion 🤣🤣
@ 😆😆
Note to the editor, who I assume is Dan Quayle: *potatoes, not potatos.
Gosh, that was a long time ago. You must be wise like me.🎉
@@moniqueengleman873 You misspelled old. Signed, an old person 🤣
@EricaGamet ah shit. It happens. I am nearly 70 years young. But I feel pretty damn old
all i could think about with the snail guy is he used to be a vine creator i loved watching him 😂
4:38 she's so proud of that😂😂😂😂
sorry for being a bother, but can you put the link or account names of the videos somewhere? thanks!!
Edit: turns out they were in the description, all good!
Why would you begin with an apology? Just say your 2 cents that you really believe. An apology makes you look weak
It is in the description- at least all the account names
@@lorettabes4553I somehow failed to notice that, thanks!
The pigeon had me tearing up no joke
Same 😢😂
Thinking someone is pretty popular after getting dozens of texts, nooe, just their pigeon.
Not the dog peeing on the phone! 😂🙈
Curse-dy sounds exactly like how us Scottish people pronounce the name 'Kirsty' 😂😂
4:06 Jenna Marbles walked, so this dog could fly 😂
As a Coke Zero drinker, at least in the US, it is way more common to find Diet Coke in places instead of Coke Zero
I guess you could say that snail took a real shellacking... lol
Poor Sheldon died in a pile of shite, from shell shock 😂
Toni you do a fish we’ll😂🤣
Did anyone else read the don don like law and order?
The cat I think she went to scratch its chest as she passed it and scared it 😂
Gosh, that funeral music with the bird was roooouuggghhhh.
9:53 that's TwoSet Violin's tiger mom 🥲
We have a coffee shop in town called the Human Bean lol
Just a quick idea... a segment called 'Great discoveries of 2020Thrive' I'll start... watching a kids movie last thing at night... 😊
A happy way to end the day...
And something to look forward to 👉👈🤙
Was that a messenger pigeon 😂😂
Regarding the snail story... As a city kid, I was really excited when I discovered little toads in the wild and wanted to bring it to my grand-aunt I was visiting. I ran to the house, but before I got to show it off, I dropped it just in front of me and I stepped on it by mistake...I will never forget how swiftly the corpse was swarmed with bugs. Still scarred to this day.
Have they introduced the guy next to Sophie? 😂
Keypaw had my 🤣❤
The sayings things wrong bit - my other half always does this! The worst is when he says "his life flashed between his eyes", not "before his eyes". It just super irks me because his version doesn't make any sense!! It's a testament to how much I love him that this hasn't completely destroyed our relationship 😂
I feel like a lot of people know now that tiktok (& similar frequent-swiping type formats) are a dopamine drain, but the second half of that is dopamine is the thing that governs executive functioning (maintaining/switching focus) so it literally makes it harder to *do* things like the brain function that allows you to choose what you focus on and not get distracted or tell yourself to stop and start something else *that* stops having fuel and it’ll take far more effort to drag yourself from what you’re doing or keep doing something less intrinsically rewarding you’ll just slide into thinking about anything else without realizing it.
Same thing with slot machine mechanics and any kind of game/app that preys on adhd folk for a similar reason of procing that dopamine hit & you end up needing a fuckton of stimulants to make up for it or burning thru willpower into literal burnout where you’ll like crash out for a week or two and be depressed and unmotivated and low energy and just brain fog in genreral like dopamine is a precious resource to be managed. Short form content should be thought of like sweets, like no judgement how much you consume as long as you are making an informed decision abt risk/reward
I've got the Enhypen song running thru my head now because of the title 😅😂
Why did that girl wait for a year to tell her husband she was pregnant? 🤣
For burns, immediately immerse in flour, for 10 min. Or until pain stops. Will not blister or scare, immediate relief! I seriously do not understand why fire trucks don’t have it on hand.
10:00 tony really went: mi trauma, mis chistes
Can someone please explain the ice-skating one to me? I don’t get it. Where did she have the camera?
Near Richmond, VA most stores have diet sodas but not zero unless in cases. Near the checkouts the small coolers especially. Convenience stores are better.
Isn't it supposed to be 'dawned on me'?
9:50 Call me ‘PATRIOTIC’ if you want, but…
…when I noticed THE DUTCH that was written on that paper…
…it just made me PROUD knowing that the person who recorded that clip (*)…
…apparently IS IN THE NETHERLANDS 🇳🇱!!!
🌷+ 🧀 + 🌿🚬 💨
(*) and thus coming up with the ‘I-keep-checking-Mother’-video, just to motivate them doing their studying)
please tell me I’m not the only one that noticed Ryan’s stank face at Toni’s laugh 😂
It’s like worlds colliding seeing Twoset in a Toni and Ryan vid
LOVE YOU GUYS!
In response to the snail story....
One time we small bat fot it's wings stuck in the siding of my house. I called all my children out to see the bat up close and so I could free it from being stuck. I got it free and within seconds of it flying away a hawk swooped in and got the bat I just saved..... it was a rough lesson for my kids 😂
I dunno but to me the exploding potatoes looked more like exploding gulab jamun, which as a Pakistani Brit makes it even more exciting for some reason haha 😆
Did anyone else get an add for the new Robert Pattinson movie and wonder if Toni specifically requested it? Lol 😂
She's not talking about her ex boyfriend at the moment. - Ryan
Super heated boiled eggs. My mother in law has a burn scar from them exploding like that
You two are hilarious. I would love to hang out with you. I’m a bit far away though I’m in Michigan, USA.
Try Not To Laugh: The Blessed, The Cursed and The Blursed.