I have transcended. Using this clip of omniscient knowledge outside of your mortal understanding, I have ascended to a higher plane of existence. Every day, I look at the people around me, and I think to myself: "These fools. They have not heard the Bible in Chinese, while simultaneously listening to Mozart's music at 2 times speed. They have not felt the euphoria of sharing a mind with the universe itself." Any being who has not seen this clip cannot truly call themselves conscious and sentient, for wanting to listen to this is the definition of having free will. René Descartes once said: "I think; therefore I am", but this assortment of music and vocals is what defines existence. The only things in this world that truly exist are the sounds that make this clip, and the things that they have influenced. Thomas Jefferson once said: "All men are created equal." But men who have listened to this one of a kind masterpiece are more than equal. Having listened to this clip in its entirety, I have become unprecedented, and undefeatable. I have been enlightened, and have obtained powers greater than those of a god. Those who still refuse to believe in this clip's power are mere arrogant fools that have no dignity, that can only exclaim pointless accusations before meeting their inevitable demise.
@@HyperLexus feel free obv! i just never saw anything like this on youtube and i liked it very much. so i could easily become a fan of such niche thing. it was a great idea of yours.
imagine humanity went extinct alien start to land on what remain of earth they somehow manage to recover some of the data from internet alien sees this, and trying to understand later when they’re back home they’ll explain how humanity where a superintelligent species with incredible learning capability from this video and they actually believe it and try themselve just some random inner though. it would be funny if they start rick rolling each other tho
@@Stilltz. oh boy lmao, with how fast paced aram already is its doomed if you hear chinese shit in your ears for the entire game, i would lose my mind ngl
![Mozart (2X Speed) & The Bible (Chinese) spinning around you [8D AUDIO]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/MiQDyGgq-Bs/mqdefault.jpg)
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this is the peak of humanity
true
Omg is that
Is that sand ondertole1!!11!!!
Best background audio for acquiring esoteric knowelege
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I can feel my brain growing in size by the second (it's a species of brain disease that hasn't existed since the qing dynasty came to be)
I have transcended. Using this clip of omniscient knowledge outside of your mortal understanding, I have ascended to a higher plane of existence. Every day, I look at the people around me, and I think to myself: "These fools. They have not heard the Bible in Chinese, while simultaneously listening to Mozart's music at 2 times speed. They have not felt the euphoria of sharing a mind with the universe itself."
Any being who has not seen this clip cannot truly call themselves conscious and sentient, for wanting to listen to this is the definition of having free will.
René Descartes once said: "I think; therefore I am", but this assortment of music and vocals is what defines existence. The only things in this world that truly exist are the sounds that make this clip, and the things that they have influenced.
Thomas Jefferson once said: "All men are created equal." But men who have listened to this one of a kind masterpiece are more than equal.
Having listened to this clip in its entirety, I have become unprecedented, and undefeatable. I have been enlightened, and have obtained powers greater than those of a god. Those who still refuse to believe in this clip's power are mere arrogant fools that have no dignity, that can only exclaim pointless accusations before meeting their inevitable demise.
wtf hahahahah
honestly if you turn this type of videos into some sort of series, i am subscribing right away!
i just do what i find funny lmao
@@HyperLexus feel free obv! i just never saw anything like this on youtube and i liked it very much. so i could easily become a fan of such niche thing. it was a great idea of yours.
So I actually speak Chinese, and this is one the strangest experience ever
@@ladasodaexplains3355 i can imagine that xD
wow, this is incredible. I didn't think it could be done
quadruple learning with only two ears???
imagine humanity went extinct
alien start to land on what remain of earth
they somehow manage to recover some of the data from internet
alien sees this, and trying to understand
later when they’re back home they’ll explain how humanity where a superintelligent species with incredible learning capability from this video and they actually believe it and try themselve
just some random inner though.
it would be funny if they start rick rolling each other tho
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For the next one please just change the left ear to Mozart (Chinese) + The Bible (2x speed).
genius idea
pure truth
this is actually
it is tbh
peak
this deadass made me write better
lmaoo im glad it helped
I understand
Do the Hawaii Pidgin Bible
Best audio for playing League of legends.
League = Cancer
Video = Brainrot
League + Video = hallucinations and low sanity
10/10 would do it again.
fucking sensory overload speedrun lifehack any%
(you can ignore what your ad carry says finally, freedom has been achieved)
@@HyperLexus was doing this in aram and boy oh boy, it was an absolute crazy experience
@@Stilltz. oh boy lmao, with how fast paced aram already is its doomed if you hear chinese shit in your ears for the entire game, i would lose my mind ngl
我醒来时，惊恐地发现自己一边像莫扎特一样弹钢琴，一边流利地说中文。我以为自己陷入了某种奇怪的梦境，但不，这看来是将2倍速的莫扎特和中文圣经混合的秘密，竟然能让我一夜之间变成古典音乐天才和中文流利者。如果你需要一个能讨论儒家哲学的音乐天才，我就是你的选择！
说真的，我醒来时以为自己穿越到了一个莫扎特和孔子生了孩子的平行宇宙。唯一缺少的就是我试图用中文解释量子物理，同时创作交响乐。现在我只是在等着下一次音频实验，把我变成一个能用斯瓦希里语背诵《伊利亚特》的爵士萨克斯手。
@@LuigiCotocea comment here again so another notification comes up so I can remember to go and translate it
@@HyperLexus Sure :))
@@LuigiCotocea good comment 👍
Do the Hawaii Pidgin Bible