No because she is a mini so I can’t ride her, and she’s very lazy, bombproof, and doesn’t care what happens around her if there’s a good patch of grass😬😬 wish us luck!!😂
I don’t own a horse but I can ride. Hell, when my beloved old car died I was willing to substitute it for a horse for a brief while until I bought a new car🤣
But could you imagine if you you had to do hand to zombie hand combat - as a last line of defense. Right through the old eye ball with that pick! Wouldn’t that work? As long as you don’t get bitten? Or is that for vampires? Ok gotta go watch some zombie movies and get some tips.
Good luck!!! I have a horse at a friend's and they are moving so I've been trying to beg my husband to just move him were we live, we have the room my husband just likes his perfect mowed lawn. 🙄
Have faith Ladies. Men, us, we, are convincible. Me being a horse owner/ horse guy, find great peace on one of my boys. I would suggest you get your guys up there. But I'm sure you've tried. There IS the pouty lip trick. It's my best girl's secret weapon! Lots of beautiful country out here in AZ too
Exactly! I keep telling my mom that I'll ride my horse to school. I think I have a big enough backyard for one, plus there's an arena at the park that I can ride in
"I'll just ride my horse everywhere" That's what I tell my parents everytime they ask me if I want to drive a car. Horses are like 10 million times better than cars, though I don't have one. But my lesson horse would penalty do good(might get a little spooked), but he's tall (at least 15 hands)
And THIS is why I started watching your channel. There is lots of advice from youtubers, but to have a great sense of humor to boot (no punn intended, well, maybe a little), now that's unique. Thx for the laugh.
Number 11 mark was the biggest "zombie encounter bite" so it must have been the first one tucker learnt from 😂. Turned out he was immune for the following attacks😉.
Love it. I don’t know how many times I’ve thought that if I run out of gas escaping civilization I’ll just find the nearest horse pasture and see which horse seems rideable.
Perfect I feel so much better now! I have an Arab/POA cross. We are ready! He is trained to rear so we will be using forward striking as our defense weapon of choice. But now I have to go binge “the walking dead” because I never did watch that show, just not a zombie fan nor much for the mythical or fantasy genre. But it’s best to be prepared!
My horses would definitely make a beeline towards wherever! One time, actually, they broke free and ran out into the highway (a lot of traffic, not to mention) almost a few miles away , and my dad had to go catch them with his motorcycle. Good thing there was a guy who helped distract them with some grass and helped tie them! Lol, that was scary but so funny!
First try teaching him a command which makes him kick, then train his kicks to make them better. Use as the target a soft object which the horse is desensitised to, like an old mattress propped up against the wall.
That was hilarious! I love it, we have definitely thought that out for the last year! People definitely need to be prepared and horse riders are going to be at the top of the game
You have no idea what a relief it is to know I'm not the only one that thinks about this stuff!!! My daughters pony can be a weapon if anything smells like peppermint she'll eat it!!!
lol so at my stables there isn't a bathroom, so we were taught that if you have to go to the bathroom, you have 3 choices 1. you go in a horse stall 2. you can go in the bushes 3. you hold it .
My Nepomuk is a Theraphie horse....a bomb can explode next to him and he would be like " (¬_¬)ﾉSup bomb,ur fine there?" Lacato is more spooky but i think i will take him too. Cuz hes my first one. Cant let him die... Love ur vid. 😉👍
Fr I have my survival all planned out. (Kinda maybe hoping for it for some reason 😂) Cars are gonna break down, theres not gonna be tools or people to fix it, and also gas is gonna be a problem too. Horses however, will eat overgrown grass and such, (which there will be plenty of bc people arent gonna be mowing and tending to lawns and crops)
i dont own a horse but i take lessons and the mare i ride you can put your leg on her the tinyest bit and she will just start trotting,cantering,etc Lol so i think i would be good and AMAZING video!
If the zombie apocalypse does happen, I'm stealing horses as I don't have one of my own. I do ride a Clydesdale though. He is a bit spooky but can go fast if needed.
There is a dressage movement done by the Lippizan stallions that involves leaping up and kicking out with the hind end. Not sure if the name of the maneuver, maybe the Capriolet? It would come in handy. 😂😂😂😂😂
i don't have a hose but i am always prepared if i kneaded to i could gallop away because ether horse i like to ride gated and fast trot feels like a canter.
If you have more than one horse, let's say 2 or 3, a second horse can help carry the gear as well as an Apocalypse partner which is extremely tactical in terms of keeping watch at night.
Yeah, I had to think about which one to ride. My mare is very fast, but she's also small and old. My gelding is slow and wants to be friends with everything, but he's 4 so he could probably go a lot longer.
😆😆 That’s exactly the kind of conversation I often have with my partner! 😆 And my horse... well, I can’t ride him yet, si that’s a but of an issue. And he’s very friendly and curious with people, si he’d probably walk up to the zombies. And he was already stabbed once in the chest. It was a miracle he survived. Or did he? Maybe he’s a zombie horse...! 🧐😆
Carmella, Montana is great for its mountains but remember S. Dakota horse country. Also, you can re-purpose your barn stalls into very tiny homes for stranded people, in the event you can't escape by horse. Think unique homes for Airbnb equestrians ~~ travel ready and family, pet friendly!
One thing she missed: desensitize the horses to a polearms of some kind being used by you on their back. This way, you can skewer the zombies ahead of you while you run.
Here's my breakdown of my ponies and their survival (I've thought about this a lot). Pony 1 Hawk: big con is that he's 30 minutes away by car through a town and up and down steep hills. Second con is that he's old af and eats his body weight in grain a day. BUT he's feisty, loyal, nasty to everyone but me (zombies look out!), Can run forever and never get tired, scared of nothing, super hardy - barefoot, never lame a day in his life, doesn't seem to feel pain, hot, or cold. But he's also only 14.1 so I'd be easier to pick off. Plus he's a mostly white paint, so six months of the year when it's not snowing we'd be super easy to spot. Pony 2 Tabbuu: I may possibly be doomed. He's about 20 minutes away by car, but as the crow flies probably a lot less because I just have to cut through lots of corn fields. He's a young, healthy Arab and could stay fat off the essence of grass alone (send help - he's so fat). But he's clumsy and a bit spooky, so he would quite possibly dump me somewhere in the wilderness. He's also such a drama queen so he would probably fall down and die if he got a single scratch. I just have to hope that his Bedouin warrior ancestors would come to my aid and he would be brave and run forever. He would also probably try to mooch treats off the zombies. But at least he would look totally fabulous until we died. If the apocalypse happens in ten years when he's trained then maybe I'll be okay. Ooh there's also Toffee, a pony I've been working with, she's not mine but I feel like the owner would take the big broke horses in the apocalypse. She's also super hardy and never lame, loyal, small and easy to ground mount... But lazy af. She would amble along as the zombie munched her butt. Give me a couple years with her, too.
Hey video idea: highlight a few popular breeds and different terms like horse/pony and mare/gelding. Also maybe explain the difference in a few of the disciplines like sj vs hj or dressage. Or pleasure vs eq. Apologies it you've done these topics before, ive seen a lot of your vids but not all. Also apologies for so many comments, I've had way too much coffee today.
That was geniusXD. But siriously horses would be great partners in a alot of apocalypses. You have a way of traveling, even if you sometimes have to get of and walk so they can rest up a bit (also taking in acount that you don't run them into the ground while riding them) you could go a long way. Just remember to conserve both your and your horses stamina. You also have a friendly and social creature to talk to wich will help with your sanity, we don't want to run after a volley ball we trew away out of anger and regreting our action while screaming: wilson!!!! And overal they are great at finding what is edible if you arent near food sorches you recognise:p. Their hearing is also alot better then ours wich is good for spotting enemies/predetors. Fun fact alot of horses don't like seeing/smelling dead creatures. I have an old fjord that is retired now and living out his days but he once didn't want to cross a certain section of the parkinglot at the stables he used to live. He got realy antsy ans nerves, so i put him in his stable and he almost looked depressed as he went to the back corner with his nose. Later i learned one of the pregnant shetty ponies had died with her foal and she was coverd up but he still noticed and didn't want to go near her. It also happend latter with a sheep that died on route while he was on a ride with someone. Im not sure if this is the same for all horses but if we ever had a zombie apocalypse that could come in handy.:) Oe and if you learn archery you could always learn archery whil riding on your horse:). O and just for extra information the day he witnesed that i gave him lots of comfort and love:).
My pony is short, the zombies would be able to drag me off her, she’s not very fast. She can jump high, and she’s sturdy and strong, but she is more flight than fight. She often gets scabs because she won’t defend herself from the bigger horses and she can’t kick for crap 😂 she’s a good mare and would try her best but I think one of the larger, bigger mares would be better
Equestrians WILL be the last ones to survive the apocalypse. We have the bucking horses, the stomping horses, and if any zombie approaches me, I will send my prancing ponies to stomp all over it. We have the ropes, we have to fishing poles, we have the axe, we have helmets in hand. (Also good throwing tools.) We can go faster than any human with our galloping horses, especially zombies.
Would your horse be ready for a zombie apocalypse?! Why or why not?
My horse will get scared if she saw polythin bag on the ground. You do the math 😂
No because she is a mini so I can’t ride her, and she’s very lazy, bombproof, and doesn’t care what happens around her if there’s a good patch of grass😬😬 wish us luck!!😂
Kahlua kicks anything and everything, so zombies beware. The downside to this is humans have to beware, too.
My horse Ringo takes a long time to tack up because, he never picks up his hoofs so I can clean them. Can you do How to camp on a horse?
I don’t own a horse but I can ride. Hell, when my beloved old car died I was willing to substitute it for a horse for a brief while until I bought a new car🤣
The hoof pick hitting the hay bale and bouncing off has me dead. 🤣
Not the zombies though XD
But could you imagine if you you had to do hand to zombie hand combat - as a last line of defense. Right through the old eye ball with that pick! Wouldn’t that work? As long as you don’t get bitten? Or is that for vampires? Ok gotta go watch some zombie movies and get some tips.
This video content is Exactly the argument i have been preparing to defend my reason to my husband for buying a horse!
Good luck!!! I have a horse at a friend's and they are moving so I've been trying to beg my husband to just move him were we live, we have the room my husband just likes his perfect mowed lawn. 🙄
@@diggingmary129 sounds like our husbands may have been talking. Lol!
Have faith Ladies. Men, us, we, are convincible. Me being a horse owner/ horse guy, find great peace on one of my boys. I would suggest you get your guys up there. But I'm sure you've tried. There IS the pouty lip trick. It's my best girl's secret weapon!
Lots of beautiful country out here in AZ too
Exactly! I keep telling my mom that I'll ride my horse to school. I think I have a big enough backyard for one, plus there's an arena at the park that I can ride in
@@diggingmary129 just have the horse randomly show up at your house one day that’s what indo
3:01 "He does get a little flighty..."
Tucker: *Offended face* 😂
"I'll just ride my horse everywhere" That's what I tell my parents everytime they ask me if I want to drive a car. Horses are like 10 million times better than cars, though I don't have one. But my lesson horse would penalty do good(might get a little spooked), but he's tall (at least 15 hands)
15 Hands is nearly a pony
@@Snakey.equestrian but I was short(ish) lol. Not any more, got my own horse now!
That was so original. Put a smile on my "salty" face, lol.
I work on a horse ranch. I am totally set. Didn't even know how lucky I was 🤣💚
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Love all your videos. And I’m jealous of those tack lockers in your barn. I wish I had something like that at mine!
Thanks! They were handmade by a friend!
And THIS is why I started watching your channel. There is lots of advice from youtubers, but to have a great sense of humor to boot (no punn intended, well, maybe a little), now that's unique. Thx for the laugh.
Once we fix the barn sour issue, my horse and I are good lol Right now though, if there are zombies in the barn or in the herd, we're screwed.
This was awesome. Made my horror loving heart so happy 😁
Number 11 mark was the biggest "zombie encounter bite" so it must have been the first one tucker learnt from 😂. Turned out he was immune for the following attacks😉.
As soon as you said we go without showering, I felt that.
Tucker kicking LOL!! Yep that pad is really going to help.
Tucker is like "what are you doing? Have you lost your goofy mind?" LOL!!
🤣🤣🤣🤭Hilarious super cute
Love it. I don’t know how many times I’ve thought that if I run out of gas escaping civilization I’ll just find the nearest horse pasture and see which horse seems rideable.
I don't know bout y'all, but my nonexistent horse is totally ready for the apocalypse.
Any reason to stay out of NY is a good reason!
Im thankful I live in the southern tier part of New York, all country around me!! But I still want to move!!!
Or NJ.
Perfect I feel so much better now! I have an Arab/POA cross. We are ready! He is trained to rear so we will be using forward striking as our defense weapon of choice. But now I have to go binge “the walking dead” because I never did watch that show, just not a zombie fan nor much for the mythical or fantasy genre. But it’s best to be prepared!
The Walking Dead is a good series. World War Z is a good movie as well.
My horses would definitely make a beeline towards wherever! One time, actually, they broke free and ran out into the highway (a lot of traffic, not to mention) almost a few miles away , and my dad had to go catch them with his motorcycle. Good thing there was a guy who helped distract them with some grass and helped tie them! Lol, that was scary but so funny!
Those are literally some apocalypse hacks 😂
Omg you are so freaking hilarious 😆
i often have apocolypse type dreams and in them we always end up using the horses.
@1:25 would be a great place to insert the horse kick scene from Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2
First try teaching him a command which makes him kick, then train his kicks to make them better. Use as the target a soft object which the horse is desensitised to, like an old mattress propped up against the wall.
That was hilarious! I love it, we have definitely thought that out for the last year! People definitely need to be prepared and horse riders are going to be at the top of the game
Tucker: " I got used to this a long time ago."
You have no idea what a relief it is to know I'm not the only one that thinks about this stuff!!! My daughters pony can be a weapon if anything smells like peppermint she'll eat it!!!
I have told people this many times.. so my family is covered lol
Yes, i think you are good too. Tucker, with the 11 notches on his belt is more experienced than many others. Your hair looks great.
It's all good till your horse faces a plastic bag apocalypse
lol so at my stables there isn't a bathroom, so we were taught that if you have to go to the bathroom, you have 3 choices 1. you go in a horse stall 2. you can go in the bushes 3. you hold it .
I literally used this on my parents, trying to get them to get me a horse. I use the" they aren't affected by EMPs" often. This was funny!! 🤣
Me and my bestie did a whole roleplay where we were stuck in a zombie apocalypse and we were just riding our horses the whole way through
My Nepomuk is a Theraphie horse....a bomb can explode next to him and he would be like " (¬_¬)ﾉSup bomb,ur fine there?"
Lacato is more spooky but i think i will take him too.
Cuz hes my first one. Cant let him die...
Love ur vid.
😉👍
Fr
I have my survival all planned out. (Kinda maybe hoping for it for some reason 😂)
Cars are gonna break down, theres not gonna be tools or people to fix it, and also gas is gonna be a problem too. Horses however, will eat overgrown grass and such, (which there will be plenty of bc people arent gonna be mowing and tending to lawns and crops)
I know who I'm teaming up with when the zombie apocalypse starts
Love this! Did you get a new camera recently or are my glasses working better?
I don't have a horse but that sounds like some good advice for horse owners, and it was funny
i dont own a horse but i take lessons and the mare i ride you can put your leg on her the tinyest bit and she will just start trotting,cantering,etc Lol so i think i would be good and AMAZING video!
My mare would kill all the zombies... my gelding would want to be friends.
Hilarious 😂, and being English I just love the accent. Full marks ma'am.
If the zombie apocalypse does happen, I'm stealing horses as I don't have one of my own. I do ride a Clydesdale though. He is a bit spooky but can go fast if needed.
This is literaly what I tell my friends lol.
This is great. Laughed my high ass off. I can relate to it all. 🤣🤩💨
There is a dressage movement done by the Lippizan stallions that involves leaping up and kicking out with the hind end. Not sure if the name of the maneuver, maybe the Capriolet? It would come in handy. 😂😂😂😂😂
The capriole? Yes, I can see that coming in handy
Spots signify how many zombies killed... suddenly happy my horse is a leopard spot Appaloosa
i don't have a hose but i am always prepared if i kneaded to i could gallop away because ether horse i like to ride gated and fast trot feels like a canter.
Somebody is watching Sweet Tooth
If you have more than one horse, let's say 2 or 3, a second horse can help carry the gear as well as an Apocalypse partner which is extremely tactical in terms of keeping watch at night.
Yeah, I had to think about which one to ride. My mare is very fast, but she's also small and old. My gelding is slow and wants to be friends with everything, but he's 4 so he could probably go a lot longer.
@@aina3387 The answer is to switch to the other when the one you’re on gets tired.
mongols used this tactic to travel large distances in 12-13th century
I love it. I've discussed this so much with my pony friends and my zombie loving friends.
He got offended when you called him small
Uh... I would look like a zombie if I tried to get on a horse! LOL.
one thing I learned about the walking dead... electric fences WILL BURN THEM TO A CRISP.. all around protection
Oh I loved this so much. Haha! Very funny!
Loved this! So cute…and so funny! Thanks for brightening my day…😊👍🏼🐴💖
😆😆 That’s exactly the kind of conversation I often have with my partner! 😆 And my horse... well, I can’t ride him yet, si that’s a but of an issue. And he’s very friendly and curious with people, si he’d probably walk up to the zombies. And he was already stabbed once in the chest. It was a miracle he survived. Or did he? Maybe he’s a zombie horse...! 🧐😆
I would be ok be I would just gallop off bye! 😂
😂😂😂 Tucker looked at you like you are crazy im not going in the corn cuz I saw that movie and them brats was psycho 😅 😂😂😂😅
You are too cute! Thank's for the laugh!
ur gonna wanna get a western saddle tho, way more heavy duty and u can drag shit yk
hahahha ive totally smacked myself on the head with a lunge whip too
Carmella, Montana is great for its mountains but remember S. Dakota horse country. Also, you can re-purpose your barn stalls into very tiny homes for stranded people, in the event you can't escape by horse.
Think unique homes for Airbnb equestrians ~~ travel ready and family, pet friendly!
Re kicking the pillow: I want to beleeve you. lol!
One thing she missed: desensitize the horses to a polearms of some kind being used by you on their back. This way, you can skewer the zombies ahead of you while you run.
I DONT think the pillow will help👀😬
Very Funny!!! I loved this one!!
Here's my breakdown of my ponies and their survival (I've thought about this a lot).
Pony 1 Hawk: big con is that he's 30 minutes away by car through a town and up and down steep hills. Second con is that he's old af and eats his body weight in grain a day. BUT he's feisty, loyal, nasty to everyone but me (zombies look out!), Can run forever and never get tired, scared of nothing, super hardy - barefoot, never lame a day in his life, doesn't seem to feel pain, hot, or cold. But he's also only 14.1 so I'd be easier to pick off. Plus he's a mostly white paint, so six months of the year when it's not snowing we'd be super easy to spot.
Pony 2 Tabbuu: I may possibly be doomed. He's about 20 minutes away by car, but as the crow flies probably a lot less because I just have to cut through lots of corn fields. He's a young, healthy Arab and could stay fat off the essence of grass alone (send help - he's so fat). But he's clumsy and a bit spooky, so he would quite possibly dump me somewhere in the wilderness. He's also such a drama queen so he would probably fall down and die if he got a single scratch. I just have to hope that his Bedouin warrior ancestors would come to my aid and he would be brave and run forever. He would also probably try to mooch treats off the zombies. But at least he would look totally fabulous until we died. If the apocalypse happens in ten years when he's trained then maybe I'll be okay.
Ooh there's also Toffee, a pony I've been working with, she's not mine but I feel like the owner would take the big broke horses in the apocalypse. She's also super hardy and never lame, loyal, small and easy to ground mount... But lazy af. She would amble along as the zombie munched her butt. Give me a couple years with her, too.
Horses and mule will smell them before humans will. So they make great watch dog.
Hi I just went to horse back riding lessons and I learned how to post and trott
If things go south, we should start a gang. Just imagine a gang of riders roll into a small town. Who's in
I am
I am
I'm in are drafts and Andalusians allowed?
@@randomalex5119 all are no hate heavier horses would be some of the most useful
WHAT KIND OF HAY IS THAT!!- horse girl
Cute! I love watching you and Tucker. I had a horse Tucker but wasn’t a good fit for me.
😂😂😂😂 this is hilarious
Hey video idea: highlight a few popular breeds and different terms like horse/pony and mare/gelding.
Also maybe explain the difference in a few of the disciplines like sj vs hj or dressage. Or pleasure vs eq.
Apologies it you've done these topics before, ive seen a lot of your vids but not all. Also apologies for so many comments, I've had way too much coffee today.
Love it!! 🤣🤣🤣
I think horses would have much more sense than me xD
Two words: Mounted archery
you don't want a tall horse in the apocalypse... if you can't get on and off real quick, you're done for
How about I come live with you for 2022-2023 okay? Then we can both survive 😂👍🏾
This is so funny 😂
Imagine galloping on your horse and they buck you off and leave u to die
That was geniusXD. But siriously horses would be great partners in a alot of apocalypses. You have a way of traveling, even if you sometimes have to get of and walk so they can rest up a bit (also taking in acount that you don't run them into the ground while riding them) you could go a long way. Just remember to conserve both your and your horses stamina.
You also have a friendly and social creature to talk to wich will help with your sanity, we don't want to run after a volley ball we trew away out of anger and regreting our action while screaming: wilson!!!!
And overal they are great at finding what is edible if you arent near food sorches you recognise:p. Their hearing is also alot better then ours wich is good for spotting enemies/predetors. Fun fact alot of horses don't like seeing/smelling dead creatures. I have an old fjord that is retired now and living out his days but he once didn't want to cross a certain section of the parkinglot at the stables he used to live. He got realy antsy ans nerves, so i put him in his stable and he almost looked depressed as he went to the back corner with his nose. Later i learned one of the pregnant shetty ponies had died with her foal and she was coverd up but he still noticed and didn't want to go near her. It also happend latter with a sheep that died on route while he was on a ride with someone. Im not sure if this is the same for all horses but if we ever had a zombie apocalypse that could come in handy.:)
Oe and if you learn archery you could always learn archery whil riding on your horse:).
O and just for extra information the day he witnesed that i gave him lots of comfort and love:).
This is awesome!!!! 👏🤣🐴❤️🥰
Love this video!
This is great😆😂🤣❤️🐎
Very clever, very funny...
Zombies are already here! My colt 18 hands, would run folks down! Montana… I could be in Idaho couple days, I think😂👍🐎
thats why I got me a 6 yr old thoroughbred !
Omg you and him are so cute
😂😂😂so funny!
OMG haha...don't forget the ivermectin. Lol!!
I live in Colorado
My pony is short, the zombies would be able to drag me off her, she’s not very fast. She can jump high, and she’s sturdy and strong, but she is more flight than fight. She often gets scabs because she won’t defend herself from the bigger horses and she can’t kick for crap 😂 she’s a good mare and would try her best but I think one of the larger, bigger mares would be better
Have you not seen what happened when Rick rode his horse in the walking dead?
I LIVE IN MONTANA AND I JUMP PROFESSIONALLY COME DOWN PLZZZZ
Equestrians WILL be the last ones to survive the apocalypse. We have the bucking horses, the stomping horses, and if any zombie approaches me, I will send my prancing ponies to stomp all over it. We have the ropes, we have to fishing poles, we have the axe, we have helmets in hand. (Also good throwing tools.) We can go faster than any human with our galloping horses, especially zombies.
I have a way better plan but I do also have dreams of Montana and land claiming!
Lol this is so funny
Hahaha Lmao 😂 🤣😂