Apparently I talk in my sleep too. My wife told me one night i looked at her and asked if she wanted bacon on her cheeseburger. She simply said yes and I went back to sleep. I have zero recollection of it, but the next morning she made bacon for breakfast and said we can have bacon cheeseburgers later. I love my wife 😂
My biological mother already had me a year before I was put up for adoption. During the process, my parents asked what she had named me, and when she said "Elizabeth" my dad started tearing up and said "That's my mother's name!"
I searched my older adopted-away sister when I was in my 20”s. When I found her, I discovered that her birth parents had given her the same name, purely by chance, as our mother.
I wasn't vaxxed until I was 3 By the time I was born, the whole "vaccines cause autism" rumor started spreading, and my mother was cautious and there wasn't much research done on it at the time. My fathers parents babysat me a lot, and my grandmother noticed I was showing signs of autism, working a lot with special Ed kids and all. She told my mom and she wanted to disprove her by taking me to the doctor to get checked for it. I was diagnosed with autism at 3 years old, and afterwards got vaccinated for everything I missed as a kid. Now I can say I'm living proof vaccines don't cause autism
Thanks for posting. So many of my family are into the anti-vax movement. Makes me scared for the kids. I like to apply statistics to stuff like this. A couple of years ago I looked up the number of kids vaccinated (U.S.) at each year, and divided that by the number of new autism cases and then divided that by the number of days in a year. Just by sheer coincidence, there would be several thousand kids that are diagnosed with autism within a week after vaccination, even if there is zero connection (which of course, there isn't.) If only anti-vaxxers understood statistics at all- or medicine- or history- the movement would die out very quickly.
Really? You need to dig further into vaccine damages. I am a victim of the whooping cough vaccine. And there are indeed studies and research that proves the damage they cause.
@@miranduri As I'm sure you know, one can find numerous articles making any case on the internet. I did indeed find several asserting that the Pertussis vaccine can cause damage (in more than a very few cases, which is another issue, i.e. the vaccine compensation program) But most of the more reputable sources aid that these are probably not due to the vaccine. The best and most concise summary was on a JAMA article: "Uncontrolled case series noting an association between diphtheria, tetanus, and pertussis vaccine (DTP) immunization and brain damage have lead to widespread reduction in immunization, epidemics of pertussis and litigation. A judge, hearing the only Canadian court case, concluded there is no evidence that DTP induced brain injury. It is difficult to develop a cogent biologic hypothesis for the mechanism of DTP-induced brain injury, especially when the postulated clinical syndrome is variable without a characteristic neuropathologic pattern. Timed observational, case-controlled, and prospective cohort studies have not shown evidence of brain damage from pertussis vaccine. This suggests that the cause(s) of brain injury recorded in case series was other than DTP immunization. Any relationship is likely a temporal coincidence because DTP is administered several times in infancy. A vigorous effort is required to dispel the myth of DTP-induced brain damage." If you don't understand what is meant by the "temporal coincidence", let me know, and I would be happy to explain it to you.
Not sure we can call you living proof that vaccines don't cause autism. It's a sample size of 1, and it just shows that autism can occur in unvaccinated people. Every neurotypical vaccinated person would be living proof that vaccines don't cause autism. Nitpicking aside, really really great on your grandmother for even actually picking up on the signs of autism. And for getting you diagnosed. I'm so glad your mother listened to her and got you vaccinated before you could get sick with anything. It's really scary how many children are unvaccinated because of that one bad-science paper.
I would have loved the washer/dryer or appliance for Christmas or birthday, my husband used to get embarrassed when co workers asked what he got me as a gift and he would reply the latest drill or tool set I wanted instead of chocolates or jewelry or dinners which are awesome too, but the stuff that made everyday life better or easier ! The greatest act of love for me❤️❤️❤️❤️
A laundry set serves the entire family, so it shouldn't be a personal gift for you unless your husband believes that it's your personal duty to do laundry for the family.
@@ThaFuzzwood First of all, it makes no sense why you would bring up "men" because many women enjoy woodworking as well. Second, it really depends on the tool and its use. If something in the house is broken and a tool is purchased to repair it, does it sound right to consider it a personal gift for the one who does the fixing? Of course not because it's not done out of pleasure but necessity, as a service to the family. People rarely do laundry for enjoyment but out of necessity, also a service to the family that somebody has to do, and it obviously doesn't and shouldn't have to be the wife. If you don't even enjoy woodworking but do so purely because your family needs or wants you to do it, then a drill definitely should not be considered a personal gift. However, that's extremely rare. For the most part, unless it's a part of your trade, a woodworking tool, like a drill, falls in the category of hobbies because in most cases, unlike laundry, you don't have to (and it's not even cheaper to) build your own house or furniture. People make stuff because they enjoy the process of making it and they enjoy seeing their work appreciated by their loved ones. Just because a family member likes the portrait you paint for them doesn't change the fact that the art supplies were purchased for you because painting is your hobby.
Proof of nothing more than that some people are excellent story tellers, and that others are gullible enough to believe everything they hear and/or read.
Years ago while my younger brother was in college. He started to date a girl (met through meutral friend) 2 or so months into dating...he was diagnosed with non hodgkin's lymphoma. No one wouldve blamed her if she left him. They had barely started dating...she did not sign up for this but she stayed. Was there for him for his good and bad days. He went into remission. They moved in together. Were having a happy life.....cancer came back a bit more agressive. Was told treatment would be even harder...worst then before. She stuck with him. When he had a treatment that wiped his immune system and he needed someone with him 24/7.....she did a shift (her and my mom took turns ever 2 weeks or so). He was eventually given a treatment where they said it should rid the cancer for good but would leave him sterle. He had his sperm frozen. he went through procedure.....and afterwards when he got a clean bill of health popped the question which she said yes. They married some years later. When it was time for children. They used his stuff that was frozen to have their son. Then a few years later...again to have their daughter. They were happily married with 2 wonderful kids. They of course settled with 2 as most would be there was no stuff left. Doctors said it would be impossible to have a third. Sure enough one day she felt sick. She had the instinct to have a pregnancy test done....yep she was preggers. They welcome their 3 child 9 months later....and yes he looks exactly like him. I tell people (and they agree) my nephew is truely a miracle
@@sarita3843 yeah and Im sure she reminds him everyday. but he knows it. they live a great life ones would be jelous. beautiful family, great house, big pool...has a great job that pays very well (but they try to not spoil their kids too much. they make sure they are happy but dont buy expensive stuff randomly throughout the year)
My uncle when in army was specialized in locating enemy radio operators (urban war). He proudly told me that he and his team caught every one of them but one. 30 years later I married this delicious foreign girl. Her father was a war hero. He was the only radio operator who survived the hunt. We never told him nor my uncle.
I want a full-length novel about the toddler who hears at church about angels bringing news and support and thinks, "Why, of course! They visit me every night! They are soft and fluffy and occasionally they meow. Odd for a toddler to be gentle enough, and cats social enough for the cats to remain in the crib for any length of time. A miracle, if I ever saw one.
Two very big coincidences (or premonitions if you will): 1. In early November of 2019 (a long time before I had heard anything about covid) I was already planning what I would be for Halloween 2020. I chose a plague doctor. Covid wasn't a concern at the time so almost nobody knew about it. The news never said anything about it. 2. Late 2021, I suddenly kept asking my dad to go back to this one aquarium store we used to go to all the time when I was younger. It went on for about three weeks and I wouldn't stop bugging my parents about it. After about a week of me not saying anything about it, my dad tells me that the owner (my dad was good friends with him for awhile) died from covid the week I stopped saying something about it, meaning the store is out of business. Creepy... Edit: 3. (More of a coincidence but still) When I was in kindergarten and all the way through 2nd grade, whenever we were asked what we were thankful for at school, I would almost always say plexiglass. I just thought it was funny. And now we actually really need it soo... Yea...
2:41 One of my cousins has always had a sleep walking problem. I've heard hilarious stories from my parents or my aunt and/or uncle waking up in the middle of the night seeing my younger cousin doing ridiculous things in his sleep. For years I had only ever seen him talk in his sleep, and he has always seemed to have a problem with trying to roll over onto of whoever is next to him, even though I have always had a falling asleep problem, that was the worst I had seen until one night I was staying the night at his house. Him, his 2 other siblings, and I were all sleeping on the floor of their reckroom (I had to sleep right next to him). It was probably around 12 at night when I saw this kid sit up, turn around and started patting his hands around the ground where his head was, crazily, like he was looking for something, he was breathing heavy, like he was going to have a heart attack. He then stopped. And after a couple seconds he laid back down. I was whispering his name seeing if he was awake or not, he never answered nor did he wake up. But I was scared out of my mind. I told him and his family in the morning, and we all laughed. But in the moment I was fucking traumatized.
@@crazycatladykittylover8608 Oh, she was fine. Limp as a noodle. I was hovering over her from the minute she hit the floor downstairs to make sure she was okay.
7:55 I bought a calendar with Aussie landscape scenes, for when I was attending an art class during my early 20's. Kept it for literally decades; was doing a clean out, and looked through it, and there, photographed sitting halfway up Ayer's Rock, was my soon to be ex husband, when he'd been on a road trip with his mates (years before we met).
@@smedleyfarnsworth263 I mean, following that logic I could go loudly breakdance in a church or mosque since I'm agnostic and those significant places hold no meaning for me personally. But I *wouldn't* , because I respect others and their religions and cultures, even ones I don't personally understand. It's genuinely that easy.
3:26 her Grandma is absolutely correct. It's called the FU Account, and no one but you and your banker knows about it. Okay? No one else. Don't be tempted to tell sis or mom or BFF. They can change "sides" in anything messy.
@@rrknl5187 create an independent account BEFORE you get into a domestic arrangement marriage or whatever. that's your money, and no divorce, palimony, etc, and touch it.
@@rrknl5187 I appreciate your point of view, but in my personal experience, I've been the one with savings entering into any relationship/commitment. I'm just a better money manager. Usually. What's best is that you both discuss your financial arrangements and preferences before moving in together/marriage. Also, personally, I've never been totally supported by any man my whole life. Even with four kids under 12, I was running the family business at the time. But people should make arrangements that both partners are happy with. I've always looked at things this way, there's YOU and there's ME and there is OUR RELATIONSHIP. All three of us need to be nurtured and supported or it won't work at all. If you take actions against the relationship, you're sabotaging your own boat.
@@Kayenne54 Good points! I've been in only 1 serious relationship, my late wife and I were married in 1979 and she passed away in 2005. I guess I'm kind of old-fashion, I believe in respect and trust so we had joint accounts for everything.....never a problem. However, that was then, this is now.......in many ways, it's a different world.........and often, not for the better.........
In an envelope in a book in the kitchen cabinet... just in case he decides he's going to hold paying the bills hostage again or that his new game is more important than making sure you and the kids have winter clothes...
To round out the lady who bought the picture of her future boyfriend...as a Glasgow teenager I bought a bunch of prints of boats and yachts really cheap from a street vendor who looked destitute, even gave him a couple of extra quid. 5 years later and I'm on Skye, unemployed and moping in the bar nursing a coke when a guy offers me a job, on the trawler in one of the pictures I bought to help a guy out. Karma.
When I was in my early twenties, I was working on Christmas Eve at a small town appliance store in a very nice ($$$$) area. A middle aged man wandered in and was going up and down the aisles looking for something. I asked if I could help. He pointed at a trash compactor and said "Could you have one of these delivered to my house today?" "Sure" I replied. "I will run it over there myself and get it set up for you there is not much to it." He replied " Oh, just leave it in the box, I need to gift wrap it". I thought to myself "No, not the wife's Christmas present. Dude, you need to go down to the jewelry store". I always wonder how Christmas went at their house that year. Bet he doesn't make that mistake again.
Something similar happened when I was a baby, except this man bought his girlfriend an ironing board for christmas, and from what I heard they split up
Pretty sure if Dad got Mom a new washer for Christmas, she'd be the happiest woman alive. She always asks for super practical things like mixing bowls and wash cloths.
According to Mom, the second-best birthday gifts she ever got were Harley (border collie-husky mix, best dog ever) and a set of 3 cast-iron pans. Second-best only because I was born two days before her birthday. Two months early
Last night, I got dinner at Arby's, and I ordered one of their salted caramel chocolate cookies (I love those things, especially when they're freshly made). When I was handed my food, I checked inside because in the past, they've forgotten to put the cookie (this has only happened 2 or 3 times). I didn't see a cookie; usually they're in their own separate little bag, making them hard to miss. So I knocked on the window and politely let the lady know about the mistake. She apologized and cheerfully got me a cookie in one of those little bags. When I set out all my food, I discovered that they HADN'T forgotten the first cookie: they just didn't put it in that little bag, and it slipped between the other food packages, so I couldn't see it at first. And that's how I ended up with two salted caramel chocolate cookies, for the price of one. :D
these reminds me of a time my mum and sister were getting cakes for their birthday (yes, they share a birthday) and the cashier didn't scan a cake properly so they got it for free
I miss this about Twitter as well as photos and lovely people. Still I will never to back there because of the insane people. Insane in a BAD way people. I don’t miss Facebook at all.
One of my cousins on my father’s side did the same thing. She told her family about him and told her he couldn’t date him he was a cousin. Another one of my cousins was friends with this girl in high school. She always caused trouble and my cousin was sick of sticking up for her until my aunt told her she and the other girl were cousins. I have a humungous Chicano family, if you couldn’t tell. I also have a large Irish family as well.
I work as a cashier at a grocery store. Any time a man comes through by himself and buys feminine personal products he moves up in my mind as a manly man. And I will give a bit more respect. He goes down a few point if he has a 12 pack or a bottle of hooch. Then he is just chicken.
How about the full basket? Chocolate, feminine care products, and something for the cramps from hell? I was working at a retail pharmacy when that came through my line and all I could think is sister you have found a winner!
2:09 hubby actually got me a washer and dryer for Christmas. My old ones worked just fine. I was still courteous about it and I thanked him. The next year I got a new dishwasher that didn't need replacing. Moral of the story is that I'm way too good at faking it. 😁😂🤣😂🤣
I never got that kind of present for my 1st wife, but the only way I could tell if she liked what I did get her was to wait and see if she quietly got rid of it a few months later. Eventually she quietly got rid of me, so maybe all that excitement leading up to the wedding was faked too. 🤷♂️ 😉
Giving your wife a laundry machine is insinuating that its her job to do the laundry Buy it for the house but don't give that to your partner. That's really demeaning.
My ex bought one for my birthday one but I was thrilled as the old one was eating my clothes (washing was who ever got to it so no issues there) and I didnt think we could afford one. He wrapped the lid and everything. My Dad bought me a wheel barrow once, he ended up comparing DIY daughter presents with another Dad at the store.
One time my friend made an online friend on Roblox. Then she went to a family reunion, and one of her cousins or something had brought a friend. Her and that friend talked for a bit and then decided that they should friend each other on Roblox. So they typed each other’s usernames into their friend list thingy only to find out they were already friends. Funny little coincidence lol like what are the chances
That's cute. After I met my husband through my cousin who was friends with him first, we found out that we had been in several same places at the same time. Turns out one of his best friends lived BLOCKS away from my house and he had partied and visited there all the time, meanwhile there I was living my life down the street unaware. Lol 😆 We had been to the same church concerts, lived in the same area near the beach that was miles away from either of the houses we grew up in. Can't make this stuff up. Because he lived a few cities away he would have wrestling tournaments at my high school with our wrestling team. He ended up knowing people from my school and even one of the girls I had known because we were both teacher's assistants. He was friends with the older brother of an acquaintance I had. Just odd but cool. I always wonder how many times we must have crossed paths and missed each other. Oh well we met at the right time I suppose.
In my family, there is this one day we have that something literally always happens. December 9th. We realized it after we looked back and saw that was the day we found our pet cat when she was a kitten, one of our dogs, and a bunch of other stuff! It was insane!
Hmm... After 3 decades of spotty job history (Bad jobs, not that I didn't do the well.) I finally found the job I loved and worked for 20 years (exactly) to my retirement. I started on December 9, 2000. Wonder if I'm related?
years ago my grandfather got sick. like all sorts of things wrong. he seemed fine but had issues. but mentally well. eventually it was decided it would be best for him to be put in a nursing home for 24/7 care. He knew he was old so he began to always tell family he loved them whenever they called. On his birthday, I decided to give him a call not long after he moved into the nursing home (I lived 12 hour drive) knowing he was likely to not be able to talk on the pone but sure enough he was able to. We spoke for maybe 10-15 seconds. enough for me to wish him a happy birthday and I loved him (which he told me he loved me.) before we each said goodbye. The next day got the phone call he had died in his sleep. I was devestated. I ugly cried naked on my bed (had just gotten out of the shower when phone rang). After time composure decided to take a walk to the nearest barnes and noble to clear me head. The first book that I saw that was in a huge display...."Heaven is for real" To this day I saw that as a sign to tell me he is truely in a better place. I treasure that very short phone call
I make all of the money but everything is split 50/50 (shared accounts). I don’t have the best marriage and for awhile I’ve been considering putting 20% into my own separate account but have felt bad for even considering it. Thank you ladies (grannies), I’ll be contacting my companies accountant today! John
The one where the girl was trying to to look up her IT guy because he has a nice voice was high key creepy. Someone asked, RUclips won’t let me reply: It’s cyberstalking for one thing. For another, if this were a guy trying to look up a girl because he liked her voice, almost everyone would be calling him a predator. If it’s creepy in one gender, it’s creepy in both. It would personally make my skin crawl if I knew a stranger was trying to look me up because they liked my voice. You don’t have to find it creepy but other people will.
How is that creepy? Couldn't she have just thought, "I like his voice, I wonder what he looks like?" or wanted to match a face to the voice, so he was an actual person in her mind and not just a disembodied voice? I mean, I get how it can be misinterpreted from the IT guy's point of view, but I don't get how that's creepy. At least, not high key creepy. (This is an honest question. I'm sorry if I seem rude. I'm just honestly confused.)
I worked as a set up person for makeup displays, which had me going into various chain stores throughout my state and, well, dismantling old displays and setting up new ones. I overhear a woman telling her companion, oh, there is the virgin olive oil, I need some. Two seconds later she exclaims “would you look at that price! I guess I’ll find the slutty stuff”. I still chuckle.
Here in Brazil we have a name for this hidden money: Caixa 2 (reads 'koisha doeez'). There's a woman who has books about it, and she gets banned from social medias often cuz men report her a lot. She tells many stories of women who suffered cuz man took over their money as if it was theirs. Her name is Iara de Dupont, in case you feel like practising your Portuguese. (She has content in Spanish as well)
Its my birthday today! After a long day of doing thins it seems I've caught my yearly birthday depression™, but this video is really helping distract from my thoughts.
2 years after marriage hubby and I move to his work city. We did a essential household shopping first few months. One day we were browsing through an aisle of kitchen items. I saw a cookware set combo that looked good. I saw the price, got disappointed, hubby asked 'you buying that?' I said 'Nah I'll get it next month, we've already shopped too much this month." Next month I got a large gift on anniversary, he excitedly told me to open it. "Lo behold, that cookware set combo peeks out" I looked at hubby, and my face says it all. He still excitedly explains the reason, "look we needed this, you wanted this, you had liked this too, you had said next month(and this is next month)and it's our anniversary too." I was already pissed off as he was late, our plans canceled, and I had prepared a candle light dinner spread at home and food was cold even after reheating it twice at his call. But hearing his explanation I didn't know whether to laugh, or kiss him, or get pissed off, or do some strangling or throw him out. I tiredly told him let's eat I'm tired. And 4 years later I still make fun of him about that gift and his explanation and tell him to just get ready for the bill cause I'm doing my own gifting from now on till death do us part.
When my daughter was 8, I took her to see the movie "Matilda". In the movie, when Matilda mastered her powers, and had all the stuff dancing in the air -- I turned to my daughter and told her, "Alanna, I don't want you doing that at home". My daughter just answered, "Yes, Dad". A mom sitting in front of us with her son heard that and she turned around and gave us the strangest look. We laughed about that later.
There was an nb in my college class that was SUPER cute. (For reference, I'm 22). They were super entertaining, skilled, and passionate. I had a serious crush on them. Then one day they mentioned that they were part of the local High Schoolers In College program. Quickest I've ever gotten over a crush in my life. lol.
@@americaroleplayer Ah , thank you . I thought it meant new boy :) then it went to plural, and i was confused. Thank you . Quick question , are their chromosones xx or xy ?
8:13 is driving me nuts. Not because of outrage, But because I am legit mystified.... ...Why did the woman go thru this whole "add me on facebook" procress... ...Just to reject the friend request? owo Maybe it was an accidental reject? BUT SERIOUSLY I FEEL THE NEED TO KNOW WHAT THIS WHOLE THING IS ABOUT. ARGH.
Something is only worth what someone will pay for it. How much is piece of art worth ? I can not draw / sketch at all . A guy at work can sketch a very good image of someone in two minutes. A skill or talent? no idea.
1:06 : My sister and I did that a lot with The Pleasant Company* as kids and I can’t remember how often it worked, but if memory serves I think we were the ones that got the.to added the horse**. *(the company that originally owned and distributed all the American Girl products) **(We we’re big into English show riding growing up and American Girl’s were our Barbies so we really wanted our dolls to be able to ride like we do especially since a horse were key plot point to 2 off their main characters so just made sense in our mind these characters had one, 😅.)
When my kids were little we moved from a big city to a small town, I walked to the store that evening from my new place to get a few things, milk, bread, cream, snacks just some stuff to get us threw the night … I’m at the cash register and the lady ring everything up I pay for all and gods honest I have like 10 things she looks me straight in the eye and says do you need a bag ? Me being who I am I looked her dead in the face didn’t crack a smile said no I’m a squirrel I’m gonna pack this in my cheeks … she took one look at me and just started laughing/ crying I gods honest truth felt horrible as soon as it left my mouth cause I usually do filter what runs through my mind before I let it out of my mouth but I was just so dang tired from spending 16 + hours lifting and lugging and moving my belongings with only myself and my ex and his brother… I apologized to her but she just kept on laughing… so glad that lady had a good sense of humour … 20 Years later and my filter is still broken when I’m tired or sick.
The one that ends, “Actually, it was TWO times”? So at the time, they were strangers, and by going up to her, he thought he was being brave and taking a chance on someone he might not see again. However, when he told her he’d seen her once before, she responded that it had actually been twice. That means two things: 1. She was paying attention to him, too, and 2. He had missed or forgotten about seeing her one time.
Did you mean the adoption one? If so, they adopted a child who already had a name. His birth name was the one they would have given him, if they had named him. I think adoptive parents usually name the adopted child if it's an infant. They don't provide the age of him. But I'm glad they let him keep his birth name. I know people who adopt rescue animals often rename them, but hopefully adoptive parents of children who know their names don't rename them.
That's true, but it's a weird California thing. It's literally a "California rolling stop", and it's not a legal stop, which is why the instructor said not to do it. It's when you slow just enough to feel like you're stopping, but you haven't fully, and then you keep going. I've done it before on accident, but I've seen plenty of people do it on purpose--especially at corners where they're turning--or just plain ol' blow through a stop without stopping.
People do it in my country, Australia, and can get fined for it if it's a Stop sign because a proper stop is 3 seconds not moving. But it's ok if the sign says Give Way. It's a different type of stop for different conditions and visibility. More of a pause than a stop We can give way at roundabouts for example but not traffic's lights.
I need to know how tall the bunk bed was that the girl fell out of and broke both legs and an arm! It sounds like she fell out of a two-story window not a bunk bed 😐
@@bubblewrapstargirl i looked it up and you are correct . In the UK, although first cousin marriages are legal, you are not allowed to marry the following: Mother Father Son Brother Sister Grandparents Grandchildren Uncles or aunties Nieces or nephews
@@richard6440 yup. I went to school with a girl whose paternal grandparents were first cousins. We had to do a family tree project and her's was like a loop on that side 😂 Even though it is legal, it's very, very rare for cousins to marry.
@@bubblewrapstargirl Originaly , many centuries ago, they had already worked out , that is you married too close on your family tree, there would be defects. The church decided that it had to be at least 3 ' branches ' away. so in a straight line, you cant marry your parents or grandparents, but you can marry your great grandparents. similar, you cant marry your children, or your grandchildren, but you can marry your great grandchildren. Thats why i did look at a family tree and 1st cousins ' are ' 3 branches away. Weird, isnt it ? :)
My wife talks in her sleep at times. The other night, around 3am, she shouted ‘F**K THE PATRIARCHY!’
I was laughing so hard that I wasn’t even mad.
You’ve got a good one. Keep her!
lmao
I love great love stories like this! 🥰
Apparently I talk in my sleep too. My wife told me one night i looked at her and asked if she wanted bacon on her cheeseburger. She simply said yes and I went back to sleep. I have zero recollection of it, but the next morning she made bacon for breakfast and said we can have bacon cheeseburgers later. I love my wife 😂
Did she ever tell you what she was dreaming or did she remember in the morning?
At the discount store buying a broom. Cashier asks if I need a bag. I tell him no thanks, I'll ride it home.
that's something i would say lol
A bag for the broom 😂🤣🧹😂🤣
Yer a wizard, Harry
why would a broom be put in a bag???
Bwahahahaha!!! Good one!!! Crying laughing now. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
My biological mother already had me a year before I was put up for adoption. During the process, my parents asked what she had named me, and when she said "Elizabeth" my dad started tearing up and said "That's my mother's name!"
Awwwwwwwwwwwww!
😭
@@dianafaires4493 ?
I searched my older adopted-away sister when I was in my 20”s. When I found her, I discovered that her birth parents had given her the same name, purely by chance, as our mother.
I wasn't vaxxed until I was 3
By the time I was born, the whole "vaccines cause autism" rumor started spreading, and my mother was cautious and there wasn't much research done on it at the time.
My fathers parents babysat me a lot, and my grandmother noticed I was showing signs of autism, working a lot with special Ed kids and all. She told my mom and she wanted to disprove her by taking me to the doctor to get checked for it.
I was diagnosed with autism at 3 years old, and afterwards got vaccinated for everything I missed as a kid.
Now I can say I'm living proof vaccines don't cause autism
Thanks for posting. So many of my family are into the anti-vax movement. Makes me scared for the kids. I like to apply statistics to stuff like this. A couple of years ago I looked up the number of kids vaccinated (U.S.) at each year, and divided that by the number of new autism cases and then divided that by the number of days in a year. Just by sheer coincidence, there would be several thousand kids that are diagnosed with autism within a week after vaccination, even if there is zero connection (which of course, there isn't.) If only anti-vaxxers understood statistics at all- or medicine- or history- the movement would die out very quickly.
Really? You need to dig further into vaccine damages. I am a victim of the whooping cough vaccine. And there are indeed studies and research that proves the damage they cause.
@@miranduri really? Can you show the proof of these dangers? Because I got the vaccine and I'm 100% ok
@@miranduri As I'm sure you know, one can find numerous articles making any case on the internet. I did indeed find several asserting that the Pertussis vaccine can cause damage (in more than a very few cases, which is another issue, i.e. the vaccine compensation program) But most of the more reputable sources aid that these are probably not due to the vaccine. The best and most concise summary was on a JAMA article: "Uncontrolled case series noting an association between diphtheria, tetanus, and pertussis vaccine (DTP) immunization and brain damage have lead to widespread reduction in immunization, epidemics of pertussis and litigation. A judge, hearing the only Canadian court case, concluded there is no evidence that DTP induced brain injury. It is difficult to develop a cogent biologic hypothesis for the mechanism of DTP-induced brain injury, especially when the postulated clinical syndrome is variable without a characteristic neuropathologic pattern. Timed observational, case-controlled, and prospective cohort studies have not shown evidence of brain damage from pertussis vaccine. This suggests that the cause(s) of brain injury recorded in case series was other than DTP immunization. Any relationship is likely a temporal coincidence because DTP is administered several times in infancy. A vigorous effort is required to dispel the myth of DTP-induced brain damage." If you don't understand what is meant by the "temporal coincidence", let me know, and I would be happy to explain it to you.
Not sure we can call you living proof that vaccines don't cause autism. It's a sample size of 1, and it just shows that autism can occur in unvaccinated people. Every neurotypical vaccinated person would be living proof that vaccines don't cause autism.
Nitpicking aside, really really great on your grandmother for even actually picking up on the signs of autism. And for getting you diagnosed. I'm so glad your mother listened to her and got you vaccinated before you could get sick with anything. It's really scary how many children are unvaccinated because of that one bad-science paper.
I would have loved the washer/dryer or appliance for Christmas or birthday, my husband used to get embarrassed when co workers asked what he got me as a gift and he would reply the latest drill or tool set I wanted instead of chocolates or jewelry or dinners which are awesome too, but the stuff that made everyday life better or easier ! The greatest act of love for me❤️❤️❤️❤️
A laundry set serves the entire family, so it shouldn't be a personal gift for you unless your husband believes that it's your personal duty to do laundry for the family.
Still have the ax my husband of 46 years gave me . Feel the love
Sounds like my mom. Except she usually asks for basic kitchen things.
@@aporifera So do tools that men usually get. What is your point?
@@ThaFuzzwood First of all, it makes no sense why you would bring up "men" because many women enjoy woodworking as well. Second, it really depends on the tool and its use. If something in the house is broken and a tool is purchased to repair it, does it sound right to consider it a personal gift for the one who does the fixing? Of course not because it's not done out of pleasure but necessity, as a service to the family. People rarely do laundry for enjoyment but out of necessity, also a service to the family that somebody has to do, and it obviously doesn't and shouldn't have to be the wife. If you don't even enjoy woodworking but do so purely because your family needs or wants you to do it, then a drill definitely should not be considered a personal gift. However, that's extremely rare. For the most part, unless it's a part of your trade, a woodworking tool, like a drill, falls in the category of hobbies because in most cases, unlike laundry, you don't have to (and it's not even cheaper to) build your own house or furniture. People make stuff because they enjoy the process of making it and they enjoy seeing their work appreciated by their loved ones. Just because a family member likes the portrait you paint for them doesn't change the fact that the art supplies were purchased for you because painting is your hobby.
Proof that sometimes reality is stranger than fiction.
Proof of nothing more than that some people are excellent story tellers, and that others are gullible enough to believe everything they hear and/or read.
Years ago while my younger brother was in college. He started to date a girl (met through meutral friend) 2 or so months into dating...he was diagnosed with non hodgkin's lymphoma. No one wouldve blamed her if she left him. They had barely started dating...she did not sign up for this but she stayed. Was there for him for his good and bad days. He went into remission. They moved in together. Were having a happy life.....cancer came back a bit more agressive. Was told treatment would be even harder...worst then before. She stuck with him. When he had a treatment that wiped his immune system and he needed someone with him 24/7.....she did a shift (her and my mom took turns ever 2 weeks or so). He was eventually given a treatment where they said it should rid the cancer for good but would leave him sterle. He had his sperm frozen. he went through procedure.....and afterwards when he got a clean bill of health popped the question which she said yes. They married some years later.
When it was time for children. They used his stuff that was frozen to have their son. Then a few years later...again to have their daughter. They were happily married with 2 wonderful kids. They of course settled with 2 as most would be there was no stuff left. Doctors said it would be impossible to have a third.
Sure enough one day she felt sick. She had the instinct to have a pregnancy test done....yep she was preggers. They welcome their 3 child 9 months later....and yes he looks exactly like him. I tell people (and they agree) my nephew is truely a miracle
Wow! Now THAT is a wonderful miracle story.
Your brothers wife is one in a million 👍💯 your bro is blessed with his wife 💯💯👍
@@sarita3843 yeah and Im sure she reminds him everyday. but he knows it. they live a great life ones would be jelous. beautiful family, great house, big pool...has a great job that pays very well (but they try to not spoil their kids too much. they make sure they are happy but dont buy expensive stuff randomly throughout the year)
@@PowerStruggle555 God bless them 🙏 and their family ...a fairytale life 💯🙏💖
My uncle when in army was specialized in locating enemy radio operators (urban war). He proudly told me that he and his team caught every one of them but one.
30 years later I married this delicious foreign girl. Her father was a war hero. He was the only radio operator who survived the hunt. We never told him nor my uncle.
It just proves what we already know.. grandmas are real badasses!
Your money is our money and my money is my money...
Bloody Fierce she is!
Always have a Running Away Fund.
I want a full-length novel about the toddler who hears at church about angels bringing news and support and thinks, "Why, of course! They visit me every night! They are soft and fluffy and occasionally they meow. Odd for a toddler to be gentle enough, and cats social enough for the cats to remain in the crib for any length of time. A miracle, if I ever saw one.
cats are social
only if people do them wrong, they won’t stay
and be frightened of other bad things to happen to them
Haha, that compute guy lookup was funny as hell for me though being a bit creepy at the same time. (I am IT support too.)
Two very big coincidences (or premonitions if you will):
1.
In early November of 2019 (a long time before I had heard anything about covid) I was already planning what I would be for Halloween 2020. I chose a plague doctor. Covid wasn't a concern at the time so almost nobody knew about it. The news never said anything about it.
2.
Late 2021, I suddenly kept asking my dad to go back to this one aquarium store we used to go to all the time when I was younger. It went on for about three weeks and I wouldn't stop bugging my parents about it. After about a week of me not saying anything about it, my dad tells me that the owner (my dad was good friends with him for awhile) died from covid the week I stopped saying something about it, meaning the store is out of business.
Creepy...
Edit: 3. (More of a coincidence but still)
When I was in kindergarten and all the way through 2nd grade, whenever we were asked what we were thankful for at school, I would almost always say plexiglass. I just thought it was funny. And now we actually really need it soo... Yea...
I own a "Clarke the Odd-vark", copyright 1994 by L'Hats of Cheer, Inc., out of Princeton, New Jersey. Has a red necktie.
2:41
One of my cousins has always had a sleep walking problem. I've heard hilarious stories from my parents or my aunt and/or uncle waking up in the middle of the night seeing my younger cousin doing ridiculous things in his sleep. For years I had only ever seen him talk in his sleep, and he has always seemed to have a problem with trying to roll over onto of whoever is next to him, even though I have always had a falling asleep problem, that was the worst I had seen until one night I was staying the night at his house. Him, his 2 other siblings, and I were all sleeping on the floor of their reckroom (I had to sleep right next to him). It was probably around 12 at night when I saw this kid sit up, turn around and started patting his hands around the ground where his head was, crazily, like he was looking for something, he was breathing heavy, like he was going to have a heart attack. He then stopped. And after a couple seconds he laid back down. I was whispering his name seeing if he was awake or not, he never answered nor did he wake up. But I was scared out of my mind.
I told him and his family in the morning, and we all laughed.
But in the moment I was fucking traumatized.
dang lol
My sister fell down the stairs, filled the teapot up, and didn't wake up until she was turning the stove on.
@@Brievel oh no...
@@crazycatladykittylover8608 Oh, she was fine. Limp as a noodle. I was hovering over her from the minute she hit the floor downstairs to make sure she was okay.
@@Brievel lol.
Thank goodness
7:55 I bought a calendar with Aussie landscape scenes, for when I was attending an art class during my early 20's. Kept it for literally decades; was doing a clean out, and looked through it, and there, photographed sitting halfway up Ayer's Rock, was my soon to be ex husband, when he'd been on a road trip with his mates (years before we met).
The fact that he climbed up a sacred place for Aborigines tells you enough about his character. Good riddance.
@@ninjacat4718 Exactly 🙂
@@ninjacat4718 My Belief system said I could climb it. Which you could do then.
@@smedleyfarnsworth263 I mean, following that logic I could go loudly breakdance in a church or mosque since I'm agnostic and those significant places hold no meaning for me personally. But I *wouldn't* , because I respect others and their religions and cultures, even ones I don't personally understand. It's genuinely that easy.
@@cheddarcheezit2647 Did you miss the part where I said it could be done THEN. Or were to far up on your high horse to see that?
3:26 her Grandma is absolutely correct. It's called the FU Account, and no one but you and your banker knows about it. Okay? No one else. Don't be tempted to tell sis or mom or BFF. They can change "sides" in anything messy.
How about us guys, should we get one too or are we just the gift that keeps on giving........lol
@@rrknl5187 create an independent account BEFORE you get into a domestic arrangement marriage or whatever. that's your money, and no divorce, palimony, etc, and touch it.
@@rrknl5187 I appreciate your point of view, but in my personal experience, I've been the one with savings entering into any relationship/commitment. I'm just a better money manager. Usually. What's best is that you both discuss your financial arrangements and preferences before moving in together/marriage. Also, personally, I've never been totally supported by any man my whole life. Even with four kids under 12, I was running the family business at the time. But people should make arrangements that both partners are happy with. I've always looked at things this way, there's YOU and there's ME and there is OUR RELATIONSHIP. All three of us need to be nurtured and supported or it won't work at all. If you take actions against the relationship, you're sabotaging your own boat.
@@Kayenne54 Good points!
I've been in only 1 serious relationship, my late wife and I were married in 1979 and she passed away in 2005.
I guess I'm kind of old-fashion, I believe in respect and trust so we had joint accounts for everything.....never a problem.
However, that was then, this is now.......in many ways, it's a different world.........and often, not for the better.........
In an envelope in a book in the kitchen cabinet... just in case he decides he's going to hold paying the bills hostage again or that his new game is more important than making sure you and the kids have winter clothes...
To round out the lady who bought the picture of her future boyfriend...as a Glasgow teenager I bought a bunch of prints of boats and yachts really cheap from a street vendor who looked destitute, even gave him a couple of extra quid. 5 years later and I'm on Skye, unemployed and moping in the bar nursing a coke when a guy offers me a job, on the trawler in one of the pictures I bought to help a guy out. Karma.
When I was in my early twenties, I was working on Christmas Eve at a small town appliance store in a very nice ($$$$) area. A middle aged man wandered in and was going up and down the aisles looking for something. I asked if I could help. He pointed at a trash compactor and said "Could you have one of these delivered to my house today?" "Sure" I replied. "I will run it over there myself and get it set up for you there is not much to it." He replied " Oh, just leave it in the box, I need to gift wrap it". I thought to myself "No, not the wife's Christmas present. Dude, you need to go down to the jewelry store". I always wonder how Christmas went at their house that year. Bet he doesn't make that mistake again.
Ken S - At least not with that wife! 😆
@A H Oh, the things she could put in a trash compactor. 😆
Something similar happened when I was a baby, except this man bought his girlfriend an ironing board for christmas, and from what I heard they split up
Pretty sure if Dad got Mom a new washer for Christmas, she'd be the happiest woman alive. She always asks for super practical things like mixing bowls and wash cloths.
According to Mom, the second-best birthday gifts she ever got were Harley (border collie-husky mix, best dog ever) and a set of 3 cast-iron pans.
Second-best only because I was born two days before her birthday. Two months early
@@icarusbinns3156 That's so sweet! And terrifying that you were born early.
6:20 - You can’t just end a story like that! Who do you think you are, Stephen King?
Freaked me out too! Now I'll always take a photo of my elderly neighbours when back from hospital!
If my brother dies before me, imma dash straight over to his house and just hang around the garden until one of the neighbours says hello.
I thought it was sweet 😊❤
Just a short sighted neighbor and the sister of the deceased one coming to pack the stuff.
Last night, I got dinner at Arby's, and I ordered one of their salted caramel chocolate cookies (I love those things, especially when they're freshly made). When I was handed my food, I checked inside because in the past, they've forgotten to put the cookie (this has only happened 2 or 3 times). I didn't see a cookie; usually they're in their own separate little bag, making them hard to miss. So I knocked on the window and politely let the lady know about the mistake. She apologized and cheerfully got me a cookie in one of those little bags.
When I set out all my food, I discovered that they HADN'T forgotten the first cookie: they just didn't put it in that little bag, and it slipped between the other food packages, so I couldn't see it at first.
And that's how I ended up with two salted caramel chocolate cookies, for the price of one. :D
riveting!
@@QuantumLeap89 Lol, I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not, but you know what? Thank you anyway! XD
these reminds me of a time my mum and sister were getting cakes for their birthday (yes, they share a birthday) and the cashier didn't scan a cake properly so they got it for free
@@UnOfficalHostOfTPOT AWESOME! Free birthday cake! :D
I miss this about Twitter as well as photos and lovely people. Still I will never to back there because of the insane people. Insane in a BAD way people. I don’t miss Facebook at all.
Clark the stuffed Aardvark. Love it!!
One of my cousins on my father’s side did the same thing. She told her family about him and told her he couldn’t date him he was a cousin. Another one of my cousins was friends with this girl in high school. She always caused trouble and my cousin was sick of sticking up for her until my aunt told her she and the other girl were cousins. I have a humungous Chicano family, if you couldn’t tell. I also have a large Irish family as well.
@1:40 yes Cats are angels 😇
That aardvark story was especially wholesome, I loved it.
I work as a cashier at a grocery store. Any time a man comes through by himself and buys feminine personal products he moves up in my mind as a manly man. And I will give a bit more respect. He goes down a few point if he has a 12 pack or a bottle of hooch. Then he is just chicken.
How about the full basket? Chocolate, feminine care products, and something for the cramps from hell? I was working at a retail pharmacy when that came through my line and all I could think is sister you have found a winner!
In response to "Will there be a buffet?" I believe I have bitten and hit my hubby in my sleep. He said it was amusing both times it happened, though.
2:09 hubby actually got me a washer and dryer for Christmas. My old ones worked just fine.
I was still courteous about it and I thanked him.
The next year I got a new dishwasher that didn't need replacing.
Moral of the story is that I'm way too good at faking it. 😁😂🤣😂🤣
I never got that kind of present for my 1st wife, but the only way I could tell if she liked what I did get her was to wait and see if she quietly got rid of it a few months later. Eventually she quietly got rid of me, so maybe all that excitement leading up to the wedding was faked too. 🤷♂️ 😉
@@pastychomper4939 yikes
Do a power move and get him the big appliance gift this Christmas.
@@pastychomper4939 well, we've been married for 38yrs...we're still trying to figure out if it'll last. 😉😁😂
@@seraphilight that's brilliant!
I just have to remember that until Christmas rolls around again. lol
Giving your wife a laundry machine is insinuating that its her job to do the laundry
Buy it for the house but don't give that to your partner. That's really demeaning.
Agreed
Buy it for the house but my house cant work the laundry machine?
My ex bought one for my birthday one but I was thrilled as the old one was eating my clothes (washing was who ever got to it so no issues there) and I didnt think we could afford one. He wrapped the lid and everything. My Dad bought me a wheel barrow once, he ended up comparing DIY daughter presents with another Dad at the store.
One time my friend made an online friend on Roblox. Then she went to a family reunion, and one of her cousins or something had brought a friend. Her and that friend talked for a bit and then decided that they should friend each other on Roblox. So they typed each other’s usernames into their friend list thingy only to find out they were already friends. Funny little coincidence lol like what are the chances
That's cute. After I met my husband through my cousin who was friends with him first, we found out that we had been in several same places at the same time. Turns out one of his best friends lived BLOCKS away from my house and he had partied and visited there all the time, meanwhile there I was living my life down the street unaware. Lol 😆
We had been to the same church concerts, lived in the same area near the beach that was miles away from either of the houses we grew up in. Can't make this stuff up. Because he lived a few cities away he would have wrestling tournaments at my high school with our wrestling team. He ended up knowing people from my school and even one of the girls I had known because we were both teacher's assistants. He was friends with the older brother of an acquaintance I had. Just odd but cool. I always wonder how many times we must have crossed paths and missed each other. Oh well we met at the right time I suppose.
This is one of the best I've read on RUclips! Had to take time to read all the comments, too.
In my family, there is this one day we have that something literally always happens. December 9th. We realized it after we looked back and saw that was the day we found our pet cat when she was a kitten, one of our dogs, and a bunch of other stuff! It was insane!
Hmm... After 3 decades of spotty job history (Bad jobs, not that I didn't do the well.) I finally found the job I loved and worked for 20 years (exactly) to my retirement. I started on December 9, 2000. Wonder if I'm related?
years ago my grandfather got sick. like all sorts of things wrong. he seemed fine but had issues. but mentally well. eventually it was decided it would be best for him to be put in a nursing home for 24/7 care. He knew he was old so he began to always tell family he loved them whenever they called.
On his birthday, I decided to give him a call not long after he moved into the nursing home (I lived 12 hour drive) knowing he was likely to not be able to talk on the pone but sure enough he was able to. We spoke for maybe 10-15 seconds. enough for me to wish him a happy birthday and I loved him (which he told me he loved me.) before we each said goodbye. The next day got the phone call he had died in his sleep. I was devestated. I ugly cried naked on my bed (had just gotten out of the shower when phone rang). After time composure decided to take a walk to the nearest barnes and noble to clear me head. The first book that I saw that was in a huge display...."Heaven is for real"
To this day I saw that as a sign to tell me he is truely in a better place. I treasure that very short phone call
Awww!!!! Some of these made me smile!!!!
I make all of the money but everything is split 50/50 (shared accounts).
I don’t have the best marriage and for awhile I’ve been considering putting 20% into my own separate account but have felt bad for even considering it.
Thank you ladies (grannies), I’ll be contacting my companies accountant today!
John
3:36 wow, they got to meet Alan, he was such a legend 💔💔
I wish i was there!
3:08 definitely the work of the Lord 🙏🏾
The one where the girl was trying to to look up her IT guy because he has a nice voice was high key creepy.
Someone asked, RUclips won’t let me reply: It’s cyberstalking for one thing. For another, if this were a guy trying to look up a girl because he liked her voice, almost everyone would be calling him a predator. If it’s creepy in one gender, it’s creepy in both. It would personally make my skin crawl if I knew a stranger was trying to look me up because they liked my voice. You don’t have to find it creepy but other people will.
How is that creepy? Couldn't she have just thought, "I like his voice, I wonder what he looks like?" or wanted to match a face to the voice, so he was an actual person in her mind and not just a disembodied voice? I mean, I get how it can be misinterpreted from the IT guy's point of view, but I don't get how that's creepy. At least, not high key creepy.
(This is an honest question. I'm sorry if I seem rude. I'm just honestly confused.)
@@Caitydid561 No, you’re not wrong, that’s not creepy. OP’s just baiting.
WTF is wrong with you or are you just trolling? She just wanted to know how he looks, that is anything but creepy.
I agree. That was a complete invasion of privacy. Even if her intentions weren't bad, she shouldn't have done it.
I guess everyone has a different creep tolerance level also this is my only social media and I use an alias so 🤷
Well. WAS there a buffet!?
BUT WILL THERE BE A BUFFET?!
I commented pretty much the same thing before I saw your comment further down, lol.
The Grandma with the gun. Yes, you need to be prepared in Surrey. 😂
I looked up the Clark Aardvark plushie. IT'S SO PRECIOUS
I worked as a set up person for makeup displays, which had me going into various chain stores throughout my state and, well, dismantling old displays and setting up new ones. I overhear a woman telling her companion, oh, there is the virgin olive oil, I need some. Two seconds later she exclaims “would you look at that price! I guess I’ll find the slutty stuff”. I still chuckle.
6:28 terrifying.
6:37, Absolutely sound advice, right there.
Here in Brazil we have a name for this hidden money: Caixa 2 (reads 'koisha doeez'). There's a woman who has books about it, and she gets banned from social medias often cuz men report her a lot. She tells many stories of women who suffered cuz man took over their money as if it was theirs. Her name is Iara de Dupont, in case you feel like practising your Portuguese. (She has content in Spanish as well)
Its my birthday today! After a long day of doing thins it seems I've caught my yearly birthday depression™, but this video is really helping distract from my thoughts.
Happy belated birthday, Zeona!
10/10. Very Good©. 👍
I legitimately got goosebumps on the drawing of the boyfriend….oh fate!!
2 years after marriage hubby and I move to his work city. We did a essential household shopping first few months.
One day we were browsing through an aisle of kitchen items. I saw a cookware set combo that looked good. I saw the price, got disappointed, hubby asked 'you buying that?' I said 'Nah I'll get it next month, we've already shopped too much this month."
Next month I got a large gift on anniversary, he excitedly told me to open it. "Lo behold, that cookware set combo peeks out"
I looked at hubby, and my face says it all. He still excitedly explains the reason, "look we needed this, you wanted this, you had liked this too, you had said next month(and this is next month)and it's our anniversary too." I was already pissed off as he was late, our plans canceled, and I had prepared a candle light dinner spread at home and food was cold even after reheating it twice at his call. But hearing his explanation I didn't know whether to laugh, or kiss him, or get pissed off, or do some strangling or throw him out.
I tiredly told him let's eat I'm tired.
And 4 years later I still make fun of him about that gift and his explanation and tell him to just get ready for the bill cause I'm doing my own gifting from now on till death do us part.
When my daughter was 8, I took her to see the movie "Matilda".
In the movie, when Matilda mastered her powers, and had all the stuff dancing in the air --
I turned to my daughter and told her,
"Alanna, I don't want you doing that at home".
My daughter just answered, "Yes, Dad".
A mom sitting in front of us with her son heard that
and she turned around and gave us the strangest look.
We laughed about that later.
These stories are so full wholesome😄😄
The last one. Happened to my sister, only they already were dating.
I- wha- 💀
@@Ruffael I know. I found it hysterical.
What did they do after they found out?!
@@tianasplace9972 They promptly broke up.
@@QueenSunstar I can't imagine how awkward the conversation must've been when they found out-
1:30 so the angels really were visiting them.
Anyone else nosey and wondering if Kya and the guy she ‘slept’ with on the plane ended up a couple😂
Phew, that cousin one! A near miss! 😯
5:46 Yep you do need to grow, up an adult would never be caught doing that. He'd still do it, but he wouldn't be caught.
There was an nb in my college class that was SUPER cute. (For reference, I'm 22). They were super entertaining, skilled, and passionate. I had a serious crush on them. Then one day they mentioned that they were part of the local High Schoolers In College program. Quickest I've ever gotten over a crush in my life. lol.
There was an nb in my college class what is an nb please ?
@@richard6440 nonbinary. It means they don't identify as male or female.
@@americaroleplayer Ah , thank you . I thought it meant new boy :) then it went to plural, and i was confused. Thank you . Quick question , are their chromosones xx or xy ?
@@richard6440 idk, we didn't really test those in our acting class lol. And it wasn't like I saw them naked, so I have no idea.
@@americaroleplayer Just wondered :) because females have xx chromosones and males have xy . But thanks anyway :). bye.
3:40 so jelly!
Small World.
Damn the one with the broken bones was hilarious
8:13 is driving me nuts.
Not because of outrage,
But because I am legit mystified....
...Why did the woman go thru this whole "add me on facebook" procress...
...Just to reject the friend request? owo
Maybe it was an accidental reject?
BUT SERIOUSLY I FEEL THE NEED TO KNOW WHAT THIS WHOLE THING IS ABOUT.
ARGH.
Probably had dementia and forgot who the person was
3:02
Lucky but unlucky
7:44 wow, can't believe someone
paid money for that "drawing".
i’d like to see you do any better
@@byebyeyoutubee What, pay money for a better drawing? I think that can be arranged.
Something is only worth what someone will pay for it. How much is piece of art worth ? I can not draw / sketch at all . A guy at work can sketch a very good image of someone in two minutes. A skill or talent? no idea.
You can buy drawings of your soul mate so you can find them
A dryer is a peefect Christmas present
5:15 that would not fly at my house-
omg that person that sat next to alan rickman is so lucky, hes my favourite actor!!
1:06 : My sister and I did that a lot with The Pleasant Company* as kids and I can’t remember how often it worked, but if memory serves I think we were the ones that got the.to added the horse**.
*(the company that originally owned and distributed all the American Girl products)
**(We we’re big into English show riding growing up and American Girl’s were our Barbies so we really wanted our dolls to be able to ride like we do especially since a horse were key plot point to 2 off their main characters so just made sense in our mind these characters had one, 😅.)
When my kids were little we moved from a big city to a small town, I walked to the store that evening from my new place to get a few things, milk, bread, cream, snacks just some stuff to get us threw the night … I’m at the cash register and the lady ring everything up I pay for all and gods honest I have like 10 things she looks me straight in the eye and says do you need a bag ?
Me being who I am I looked her dead in the face didn’t crack a smile said no I’m a squirrel I’m gonna pack this in my cheeks … she took one look at me and just started laughing/ crying
I gods honest truth felt horrible as soon as it left my mouth cause I usually do filter what runs through my mind before I let it out of my mouth but I was just so dang tired from spending 16 + hours lifting and lugging and moving my belongings with only myself and my ex and his brother… I apologized to her but she just kept on laughing… so glad that lady had a good sense of humour … 20 Years later and my filter is still broken when I’m tired or sick.
To the LA waitress- welcome to California, I guess
4:08 Actually this is disturbing to me, why write TWO TIMES when you could have written TWICE?
1:41 children see right through to the core of things as usual
0:54 I love this one I CAN PICTURE THEM
2:21 Grandma couldn't come up with a more plausible lie?
Putting your own life and limb at risk to protect your boss' wallet is a bad attitude, Nadine.
2:12 And that would be bad...because?
0:23🤣🤣
The guy with a mouthful of gummy bears could’ve fit another five in there lol 😂
0:25 What film was this? Anyone know?
Edit: I checked the tweet to see if anyone asked him and nothing.
My best friends parents just found out they’re cousins
Lucky that they aren't half-siblings, cousin still legal in many country
Maybe just don't get married if you think you'll need a secret runaway fund?
5:41 i cracked up reading this🤣
4:17 I don’t get it
The one that ends, “Actually, it was TWO times”?
So at the time, they were strangers, and by going up to her, he thought he was being brave and taking a chance on someone he might not see again. However, when he told her he’d seen her once before, she responded that it had actually been twice. That means two things: 1. She was paying attention to him, too, and 2. He had missed or forgotten about seeing her one time.
Did you mean the adoption one? If so, they adopted a child who already had a name. His birth name was the one they would have given him, if they had named him. I think adoptive parents usually name the adopted child if it's an infant. They don't provide the age of him. But I'm glad they let him keep his birth name. I know people who adopt rescue animals often rename them, but hopefully adoptive parents of children who know their names don't rename them.
0:30 OK, that's a very old joke. I read it in a magazine several years ago. No way that actually happened.
Her friend just saved her life! 😱
One story said "a car passed at a stop sign and did a rolling stop" if they are rolling it is hardly a stop
That's true, but it's a weird California thing. It's literally a "California rolling stop", and it's not a legal stop, which is why the instructor said not to do it. It's when you slow just enough to feel like you're stopping, but you haven't fully, and then you keep going. I've done it before on accident, but I've seen plenty of people do it on purpose--especially at corners where they're turning--or just plain ol' blow through a stop without stopping.
People do it in my country, Australia, and can get fined for it if it's a Stop sign because a proper stop is 3 seconds not moving. But it's ok if the sign says Give Way. It's a different type of stop for different conditions and visibility. More of a pause than a stop We can give way at roundabouts for example but not traffic's lights.
Yeah I've done this during driving lessons and my instructor said "you need to fully stop until you pass the exam. Then you can just slow down" xD
Clark the Aardvark...it had to be
Bruh the Starbucks one was just smooth
3:15🤣🤣🤣
6 seconds in... *googles "water horse"* ....*remains confused af*
...*few minutes later realizes it said "hose".*
*feels awkward shame*
"Water horse" is one of the traditional names for the legendary Loch Ness Monster.
3:23 what is the song called?
I need to know how tall the bunk bed was that the girl fell out of and broke both legs and an arm! It sounds like she fell out of a two-story window not a bunk bed 😐
2:39, Well that's some important shit.
I want a mum and dad 💘 😢😢
8:31- I hear banjos
I think you can marry your third cousin…. Lady Mary did anyway.
You can marry your first cousin in the UK.
@@bubblewrapstargirl Really? Well, I’m always saying I need an extra pair of arms…
@@bubblewrapstargirl i looked it up and you are correct . In the UK, although first cousin marriages are legal, you are not allowed to marry the following:
Mother
Father
Son
Brother
Sister
Grandparents
Grandchildren
Uncles or aunties
Nieces or nephews
@@richard6440 yup.
I went to school with a girl whose paternal grandparents were first cousins. We had to do a family tree project and her's was like a loop on that side 😂
Even though it is legal, it's very, very rare for cousins to marry.
@@bubblewrapstargirl Originaly , many centuries ago, they had already worked out , that is you married too close on your family tree, there would be defects. The church decided that it had to be at least 3 ' branches ' away. so in a straight line, you cant marry your parents or grandparents, but you can marry your great grandparents. similar, you cant marry your children, or your grandchildren, but you can marry your great grandchildren. Thats why i did look at a family tree and 1st cousins ' are ' 3 branches away. Weird, isnt it ? :)
The last one made me face slap
I was surprised that you didn’t mention the fact that the washer/dryer post was from Diedrich Bader - who played Jethro on The Beverly Hillbillies ❤️
Max Baer Jr. played Jethro. 8:55
1:15
So did they end up going out or not? I have to know