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Jimmy Carr Crowd Work: American Heckler Gets a History Lesson
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- Published on Mar 10, 2026
- An American audience member demands that Jimmy Carr “thank America for saving your ass.”
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Your phenomenal man thebway the heckled and you stood your ground like a boss. ❤ way to go
You are AMAZING!!!
Puck you ***hole for disparaging Texas.
lets just hope america doesnt cont to run with it or we will be the NEW MECCA if islam, dont wanna be that weak
You confused Texas with Kentucky, with I don’t have a sister joke! Texas is the state where everybody’s armed. I think it’s a state law.
I didn't expect the Spanish inquisition.
Some of us doesn't have to Google M.P.
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition
Bring out the comfy chairs.
Boom-boom !
Millions died in Central and South America
Greece is to Roman Empire as UK is to USA is a BRILLIANT analogy.
yeah... and it's been used a thousand times before.... the brilliance wore off long ago
Well its kinda the truth so run with it where needed.
And this explains exactly what has gone wrong.
If this was here in England we wouldn't shout out questions, we'd put our hands up and wait to be asked 😂
@Strokes1983and complain under our breath that they haven’t picked us yet
To be fair to Spain, they only did it to lay the grounds for Monty Python's jokes.
Gotta love Spain for that!👍
People don't realise that Spain was not the only country to have an inquisition.
Nobody ever expects the Spanish Inquisition!
🎵the Inquisition, what a show...😅
You know the brits own inquisition and witch trials killed more than the Spanish inquisition...
Its refreshing to listen to a comedian that has a high IQ and doesn't want cheap laughs for swearing at awkward times.
This guy? He’s an Iz- rail supporter! A total Schumuck.
You think “your mum” jokes and cavernous vag jokes are high IQ? Are you being…sarcastic? 🤔
Some brutal come backs with a hint of sophistication, nicely done
I do love my dry brittish wit
Brits being Brits.
He planned it. I bet you
Thats Jimmy! You guys reeeeeally do need to up your History game, though! Spanish Inquisition? Yeaah. Dont think many know what he's on about, unsurprisingly. Haha
@GamerFrisco Planned what? I know that people like to talk about comedians using planted hecklers, but this amount of them seems a bit ridiculous...
“Americans can always be trusted to do the right thing, once all other possibilities have been exhausted.” --Sir Winston Churchill
I'm American but great quote.
Never trust America.-- Me
@clifford2991Anyone who stereotypes 340,000,000 people isn't intelligent." Me
@tsb7911 Her is not stereotyping the people, he is criticising their leadership.
That's pretty rich coming from an Englishman...
The best comedians can stand in front of hecklers and thrive
Amazing sharp wit.
He's encouraging hecklers, not just taking them on
"The narcissism of small differences"
GUESS I LEARNED SOMETHING TODAY.
An I love that! I can’t wait to use it lol
That was brillant
I’m actually surprised they knew Europe was made up of different countries.
Jimmy is holding back here, if this was a British audience he would be much more cutting and honest....Comedians play to the crowd so fair play...
I was thinking exactly that; why is he being so nice?
@AurioDK because 90% of them are armed and would probably shoot him for disagreeing hahaha
he should at least have answered "America's allies have come to help them in wars they started, more than the other way around". No? Vietnam, Korea, Iraq 1, Iraq 2, Afghanistan...
Ye I had to sit out of half show 😂
WTF has he done to his face?????
"The narcissism of small differences" well, I learned something new today.
Served alongside UK troops on several NATO exercises. They were awesome. We all got along great.
Just a reminder; the French saved America's ass during the revolution. In case you didn't know that.
Yeah, without the French, they all would be speaking English now...oh wait.
As an American who's half french... And we repaid that. "Lafayette, we are here".
😅 when you only heard of history and not learned it 💀
@szarvaskoppany Well, EnGliSh... 😁
The statue of liberty is a lady from Marseille.
Expecting a typical texan to have a clue what the spanish inquistion was is rather bold!
What does it taste like?
@mips13 A bit fishy like your mother!
I thought the Suez comment was a harder expectations.
Any Amerimutt tbh
Expecting an american to have a clue was rather bold
The US spent the first part of WW2 working out if they could sell armaments to both sides. Nothing changes.
And...even then they turned up late !
@ramadaxl Turned up late got pasted and learned fast luckily ......but they had some hard lessons before they listened to the UK
@TalorcMacAllan-h6t WW2 started in September 1939 and you didn't win a battle until late 1942 in North Africa and using our Sherman tanks and why would would want to listen to you?
I dont care
@RealFudd Battle of Britain was in 1940 - pretty sure we won that.
As a scandinavian I can declare: His depiction of scandinavians as a crowd, is spot on! 😂😂 We enjoy things quietly 😅😂😂 (well upon til the show is finnished)
It's sort of a social thing we are brought up with, to not disturb a show while running. To respect the artist. Not consiously. Its just the culture here. And it's not that people dont laugh or stuff. But we are apperantly in general more quiet than Americans. But then again.. Who isn't?? 😂😂😜😜❤️
What's the loudest thing in Europe?
An American 😆
"finnished"
@OGJejune dang! you are so sexy. (I could tell by reading, am I right?)
We are indeed "the japanese of Europe" in many ways. Janteloven (fall in, don't think you are something), the politeness and not to disturb a stranger on the street etc.
That's for sure. We can be VERY raucous if we like a show.
Saw an interview with him, he literally spends 12 hours a day writing jokes, learning them. Before comedy he was in a smart well paid job. Very clever guy, never flustered, and always able to lean on his substantial ground work to have comebacks.
Al Murray he too is exceedingly clever & funny
Shame he has no morals and supported a genocide
I read your comment as he mum joked a yank. Perfect.
@yussepig6629glad you do
@yussepig6629here we go
The US didn't enter WW I until 1917 and lost more soldiers to the flu than in combat. The US didn't enter WW II until late 1941 and only after they were attacked.
Actually... they joined ww2 in 1944. Lol. No idea how you come up with 1941.
@dvb8637 Yea and untill 1944 they were selling wepons to both parties!!!!!!!
Always arrive late to the party and claim they were the main event.
@BryanBalser Hollywood propaganda machine go brrrr
@dvb8637Drivel. Try reading a history book... If you're capable.
Feel the paranoia in the room...😂🤣😂
Jimmy performing in the most warmongering nation on the planet!
When are they gonna thank the French for their independence?
There is not a single American who wasn't taught that French support in the Revolutionary War was crucial.
@smurphftw2008 Doesn't sound like it when you interact with Americans on the internet.
👍👍👍
And surviving the war of 1812.
WW2. We already have.
Has anybody else noticed he seems to dumb it down a bit and speak more slowly to a US crowd?
It’s Texas, they’re all probably armed 😂
USA dont get sarcasm
@bobbie750 Or grammar and punctuation apparently.
His vocabulary diversity is notably reduced.
@ImpendingJoker “Nor grammar and punctuation, apparently.”
- Fixed, by an American.
I love his quick thinking
How predictable was the saving your ass comment 🥱
They to randomly say that in comment sections when they've ran out of things to say . At a comedy show though? Pathetic.
its america. its predictable!
Americans are always going on about donkeys and saving them. I don't get it.
Saved by the Soviets.
@middler5 And without Britain's aid the Soviets would have failed.
The way he turned that Kimmel question around, is top notch diplomacy! Well done sir! And way to hold a mirror!
I love that this dude isn't from America but knw's it so well!! "I don't have a sister" OMFG !
We've had a lot of exposure to US culture, I think that's also why us Brits can do the American accent so well. Its not that we're super skilled its just we're so used to hearing it.
I think that's something about Texas, Alabama, etc. well know in Europe 😂
we're not in a bubble
@lillired857 Are you familiar with the cultural quirks of the various Ukrainian oblasts?
That is a common known thing, I guess. But still a great reply from Jimmy.
That last heckle, if I was at the show, I would say "Are you sure you wanna the IRS to know it?"
That last joke 😂😂😂
Jimmy is a brave man. Hats off, the world, very much including Texas could use with more displays of courage.
Whats the most Texas thing you've done?
Well I dont have a sister so I didnt have that option. 😆
@sunsetvibe279it was a joke, ya donkey. Get over it.
@sunsetvibe279 Keep your knickers on, it's a joke!!.....
@sunsetvibe279 Imagine being so hurt over a joke that you wrote a paragraph of absolute waffle 😂😂
@sunsetvibe279 ha ha thank use for inventing everything
@sunsetvibe279 and then being so shown up that you deleted it in shame 😆
"I am spoiled for choice" is an incredible response. I am torn between wanting to steal that line or is it so good it has an honorary copyright.
It’s not a new phrase. Jimmy didn’t invent it lol
@Easton21I did not know that. Thanks.
Yeah that's a stock English English phrase
Use it as much as you like it’s a common phrase
how does it feel being stuck in a country with a dictator with 10% approval rate, where cops arrest you for making jokes on twitter while ignoring muslims r- english girls because it woud make them look racis?
They just about saved saved their own ass in Vietnam😂
Americans reminding the world they have absolutely no clue about anything.
The consequences of being an ignorant a-hole in US are not as dire as in other places on the world. That is a strength and a weakness. You can be an idiot and sort of do OK in US!
@raheelakhtar7 You can even be elected president like Trump has been. That shows the world on what level a big part of the US electorate is.
@trident6547read my comment again. Being a superpower and the biggest economy affords US citizens some leeway. They can be ignorant and not face consequences (immediately anyways).
Well that’s Texas for you. Whole state runs on “well this is the way it’s always been done so we ain’t changing”….
I had a similar experience visiting Britain. Rather ignorant.
USA saved the UK in WWI? Meh nope. Like all rainbows after the storm.
Don’t forget the contribution of Russia on WW2
Come now. Let's not be churlish. Churchill was begging FDR to enter the war.
That said, ALL the Western allies take far too much credit for anything. The Soviets did all the heavy lifting.
@dannyarcher6370 They could only do any lifting at all thanks to literal boatloads of stuff brought to them by the US.
@jdotozthe US contributed very Lille to the Russian war machine.
Russia produced more tanks planes etc whilst moving factories eastwards.
Might want to check how many tanks and planes Russia produced.
@JohnJones-k9d What good is a tank without food for its crew?
Even Khrushchev admitted that the USSR could not have won on its own, and said that Stalin agreed with that privately.
And of course, we shouldn't forget the fact that the USSR started the war on Germany's side when they carved up Poland together.
"We won all the wars"
Americans really are completely ignorant of their own ignorance and somehow proud of the fact....
Its really easy to troll Europeans. Their hubris is like a horse blinder.
Indeed, the USA would have had its ass kicked if the UK, Australia, and 50+ other countries had not done most of the fighting before the USA entered the World Wars.
@Desertphile did you forget we were fighting the Japanese also and we kept everyone form starving
“Captain Vietnam has entered the chat”
“Ignorance is strength” (1984)
We called America in 39, they didn’t pick up till 41….
Europeans problems.. aren't necessarily America's problems
That's because the population didn't want war. Hard to believe isn't it? They had to schedule bombing pearl harbor to get it off the ground. Many Americans went north and joined Canadian forces.
I would suggest Europeans should not start fights they cant finish and have to beg Americans for help.
@DesertRat45-i3q As a historian, I know a lot about a little and a little about a lot, and you've just expanded my knowledge! I had no idea that there were Americans who'd gone over to Canada to volunteer their services. (That's actually made me feel quite emotional!) The number of volunteers were 35,000, which also included Brits who were living in the US. They served in all branches of the Canadian Armed Forces.
42 and 43
You always hear Americans before you see them!
Clearly you've never heard an English football fan
Which is quite an achievement, given that an average American citizen is obese (based on official data from CDC).
@sanuspg The UK has the fattest people in Europe!
Don't blame Americans just because Europeans are shy.
You always smell them before you see them
America has never won a war by themselves
They did manage lose to themselves.
They have lost plenty though when they are only relying on themselves. Also who was it that basically gave territory over to ISIS by their decisions? Oh, why I do believe it was the Seppos. That's what happens when you assassinate the person keeping the bastards in check and who do we have to thank for that assassination? Why I do believe it was the tangerine fuhrer himself.
Nono youre wrong! they won the wars against the native americans using gatling guns! god bless the us 😭😭😭
Not true, but thanks for showing your ignorance.
@SquidieTentacles They won against the Natives plenty of times before 1861, where the gatling gun was invented.
I have been watching you for years. I've always wondered if other Americans would appreciate your humour, and I'm so happy for this tour!
Absolutely
America saving the UK arse, 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 now that's hilarious
@fyfaen2010 we've won over 1,105 battles and most of them America wasn't involved or even existed we also fought the Germans by ourselves for about 2 to 3 years alone
@kieroncrosby76 hundreds of years ago when you had guns and your opposition didn’t 😂
@fyfaen2010if we are talking WW 2 britain wete producing more warvgoods than the US and we were under attack in 1940 the blitz destroyed lots of our cities killing many civilians , so when you start to boast you saved us we tend to get a little annoyed by it .
@fyfaen2010 When exactly? Which battle(s)? What date?
You guys will believe anything, as long as it boosts your little egos 😄
@kieroncrosby76while begging us to join! It was all defense until people like my great grandpas got involved. Your welcome! Enjoy Sharia law, at least it’s not German.
Can hear everyone that married into the family screaming.
I like this Englishman. 👍🏻🇺🇲🇬🇧
I like most Englishmen, most Scots, some Irishmen, and Australian women.
He's Irish.
@MiltonFindley just the women? 😂
@boztec7187 He has dual nationality but, as he explained in another video, he says he's British of Irish descent.
He’s killin 😂
Brilliant answers Jimmy to great questions
He’s quick witted, that’s for sure
americans are all about free speech until someone sayes something they dont like...... then they go full ussr
It's already over. Trump wants to ban flag burning, which is covered by first amendment and has already been ruled on
At least in the USSR you did have welfare
how does it feel being stuck in a country with a dictator with 10% approval rate, where cops arrest you for making jokes on twitter while ignoring muslims r- english girls because it woud make them look racis?
lol, thats quite rich coing from the country who arrests 20x more people over social media posts than russia...
@theweirdo61 youre handicapped. go to sleep and keep being ruled by dictators
01:03 picking the Suez crisis wasn't the best choice to boast about.
5:49 so jimmy really liked Jon Richardson that much!😂
The US "winning" the world wars is like someone finishing 5 of your homework questions after you've already spent ages finishing the first 95! 😂
US certainly won in the Asian Pacific region. Carr never suggested the US won WW2 on its own. Never met anyone who thought that.
If us didn't join no way alliance would of won and you are correct we didn't win the war by our self
Bro, call it what you want. Without the US yall would be speaking German and Japanese
@tbone5448 Please learn the English language.
@D1G1TALSYNAPS3 Yeah I already speak a Germanic language, most of Northern Europe does.... but without Britain YOU would be speaking Spanish, Portuguese, Native or whatever. Know your history.
He has the audience cheering at 2:39 right up to the point that maybe Charlie Kirk wouldn't support taking Kimmel off the air for something that he said - that's real crowd work right there.
what?
Kirk spread hatred and did it in such a way it sounded like debate... yet actually wasn't.
If you don't want the things he preaches to happen to you, and you're just a regular person, then why support him?
@VanderlyndenJengold I get you're not very smart, but lets not embarrass ourselves online by saying such ignorant and hateful things as this, yeah?
@hatchingdraggon8073 I'm highly educated actually, with a lot of qualifications, thanks. Which means you must be daft and a troll to boot!
@hatchingdraggon8073 We are saying hateful things? Charlie Kirk wanted to abolish the Civil Rights Act. Charlie Kirk wanted to force black people to the back of the busses again and take away their right to vote. People have been comparing Kirk to MLK, yet Kirk wanted to destroy the very thing MLK lived and died for. Kirk was the anti-MLK. Is that not a life of hate?
That being said, he had the right to have that opinion, didn't deserve to get shot for that, but we also shouldn't post-humorously deify hateful racist bigots.
Neighbors went to see Jimmy in Dallas and said he was fantastic. I have always been a fan of a smart comedian.
The Spanish indeed did do a bit of inquisition!!!
......but nobody expected them to !
OMG American still tell them self they saved Europe in world war 2 😂😂
And Project 2025 is going to do some more editing!😮
Ask any American when WWII began and they will tell you December 7, 1941. They are totally oblivious to the fact it began September 1, 1931. They didn’t enter until December 1941, but they sure profited from the war, selling arms and equipment to both sides.
Sever-x7vwe’re you sleeping during world history class?😮
@platinecoiffure7833like you did in English class? You can always count on an American to not be capable of basic writing.
@DbReader 1939
I don’t know whether he is smarter than he’s funny or funnier than he’s smart.
But he is just lowkey amazing.
i think i agree if you learned how to use proper grammar and speech lol cheers bud
@fender42421 Jimmy is anything but "lowkey".
@thierrymarcellus9082
Jimmy is more Loki amazing 😊
Not a fan of his comedy but when he's speaking seriously on a topic, he's quite brilliant.
He not smart. Its just fucking Americans listen to a British accent and think “oh he’s smart”
He is a tit. Like James Corden, please keep so we don’t have to fucking deal with them.
Imagine entering the war 3 years after it started and thinking you saved anyone
Imagine fighting a war for three years and not making any progress until someone else helps
Please learn more history.
even longer than that though, we joined it 4 years after it started, they they turned up 3 years after that
@WarNoob755read up on battle of midway if you can read
Imagine being taken by a surprise attack 3years into a global conflict.
I'd encourage anyone to see Jimmy live. Saw him in Newcastle last christmas and I'm looking forward to him coming back in December
When you invite the interaction, is it really heckling?
Morons that yell or even say stuff like :"when are you going to thank us for saving your ass" ..Wars which of course the loud mouth had absolutely no part in.
All of the wars? What’s that guy on?
People like you are inept at history
@ThomasDuffney I bet you can’t explain why
What's that guy on? American Patriotism and American Education.
@CRCinAU terrible combo
@CRCinAUthe only way we can tell that the US has an education system of any sort is because of the regular school shootings
damn this kind of crowdwork rocks
When is America going to thank Australia for showing them how to fight a war.
Jimmy is brilliant, not just in quick wit but extremely well read on sociology and history.
Americans at the end of a team game: "I WON!"
After joining in near the end.
Excellent analogy, dude that gets called up for the last quarter that claims to have won the game.😅
@satouajin1429*after you'd been screaming and pleading for help
@tylerstewart3181Britain were there the first day and the last day taking on an empire to protect others, they didn't need to be coerced into it, they jumped to the defence of other people for what was right.
They weren't being attacked but jumped into a fight to make it more fair.
@gavwa7250you didn't jump into anything.
Maybe Usa saved the French but nobody saved Britain in ww2. They saved themselves.
Nope, USSR saved us all. EF was far bigger than all other theatres combined and involved about 80% of the German Elite Troops
@gangrath Nope that's what brainwashed sheep like you think.
Us military personnel wouldn't even pass the fitness test for the British army 😂
They actually dont. There are multiple videos showing them failing
What’s up with Europoors getting uppity lately? Did you guys accomplish something of note? 🤣
@windexdrinker99 There was a recent documentary on the French Foreign Legion, they have a training base in French Guyana which has an assault course that winds through the tropical jungle, they do this course whilst carrying a man on a stretcher, a team of US Marines challenged them to the fastest doing the assault course, the Legionnaires did it in 49 minutes, the US Marines gave up after 8 hours.
And the fitness test for the Metropolitan Police, too
@mikestrohm3271 Whoa a better trained military force which routinely practices said exercise in a familiar arena did it effortlessly? And the less trained military force which doesn’t practice the exercise in an unfamiliar area struggled? Are you listening to yourself?
"Americans are the military equivalent of twisting the lid off a jar after everyone else has had a go and loosened it for you. Turn up late when all the hard work has been done and take the glory"
Bullcrap and you know it.
Over 1 million dead and wounded Americans in WWll so that the British can have the French across the English channel instead of the Germans and so the Pacific can br free of the Japanese Imperial army.
You're welcome.
@cw6795hahahah that wasn’t just the US but how very yank of you to think that!!
No, you're welcome!
@cw6795 Might want to look at how many British Commonwealth also died. Especially civilians during the Battle of Britain when the US was selling alloys and oil to the Luftwaffe to build their bombers.
The echo line was legendary
If hypocrisy were an Olympic sport, America wouldn’t just win gold, it would invade the podium, bomb the silver medalist, and then sanction the bronze.
u forgot the brass medal 😂
You should be on stage!
But there would BE an Olympic event.
If Sarcasm was an Olympic sport, The British would win Hands down 😂😂😂😂
I know its hard for the Limey's to know whats right since they are busy murdering the Irish.
America is only ever saving its own ass ,That is well known to all but blinkered Americans , Look into it .
yup waited until the enemy was pounded into the ground then joined to save their ass. they didn't win WWII on their own like they would like us to think.
@montrose699 Plus Britain was fighting wars and conquering the world way before America existed
Or using it as justification to steal other country's resources.
@montrose699 Almost handed North Africa to Rommel by being lax with their communique security and the Aussies had to clean up their fucking mess.
Typical ungrateful european.
Only wars US fought without UK they got there arse kicked ..plus UK saved the world ..not popped in 4 home leg
Uk saved the world is so arrogant lmao
There's a reason you're related to America
@Elias-e2r4r it's the other way around the US is the little brother to the UK.
@Akhundelar_Farmore like disowned children
@Akhundelar_Farlooks like the little brother is all grown up and the bigger brother became braindead after all 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
@Elias-e2r4r no the USA is basically the little brother to the uk
We we’re here first mate
He's a bright cookie, go Jimmy.
Americans coming in on the winning side, and at the end of both wars..😂
2:47 AGREED!
The difference between British comics and American ones is that American ones think that funny means shouting and making faces.
Or throwing pies at each other
Carlin, Pryor, Williams, Burr, Chappelle (just to name a very few) are like that?
Er... Micheal McIntyre?
Idiotic take. You must listen to right wing comics.
@albertcornett7408 oh no! A low IQ left wing fuckturd has arrived.
The gun joke was awesome 🤣
Well said jimmy! Bravo - a Texan
The UK fought both wars from day 1 to the finish. US in WW1 turned for last 3 months, in WW2 after 4 years.
For WW2 it wasn't exactly from the start. We joined on 3rd September 1939, which was 2 days after the German invasion of Poland
Uh...you say that as if UK is as far away from the rest of Europe as the USA. Both wars started in Europe. 🤷♂
@galaxycraft007 It wasn't a world war before other countries declared war on each other. So yes, from the start.
how does it feel being stuck in a country with a dictator with 10% approval rate, where cops arrest you for making jokes on twitter while ignoring muslims r- english girls because it woud make them look racis?
@bamsenificationIf Harris had won, you would know.
US first fought in WW1 ... under Australian command... in April 1918 (Gen. Monash). War ended 11/11/18.
Officially June 28 1919.
Blooded them on 4th July at Le Hamel.
@MBCGRSnov to June paperwork
WW1 was from 1914 1919 so America did not do much did it
@MBCGRS An armistice is sufficient to stop the fighting
he says what im thinking
I wonder if he was heckled in Riyhad... Can't say that I'm not disappointed. It's not like he needs the money.
It's funny how the room starts cheering when Jimmy said he doesnt side with the side silencing free speech, when they probably think he's talking about charlie getting silenced, and not Jimmy for talking about it. Since the vast majority of that room celebrated Jimmy being sacked
A private company can fire who they want for whatever reason they want. :)
what iun the world does people liking when despicable people getting fired for being garbage, got to do with free speech???
Kimmel didn't get suspended for free speech, he got suspended because his already crappy ratings tanked after **lying** about the shooter's political motives and affiliations.
@goggariS Not in Europe, so I guess this is no universal rule, but nevermind.
@rjbmarchiac8693 Even in most of Europe you can get sacked if you are in violation of the company's COC (code of conduct). And in most countries in Europe, people can be given notice without a reason whatsoever. Firing on the spot is a different story all together. But lastly, since Kimmel is not employed by a European company, European laws do not matter, only US laws and we all know about the 'hire and fire' culture in the US.
this guy is in his prime!
He probably planned all this
@GamerFrisco yep, I've been to his shows before and we are all told what to say. In fact, he's never had a real heckler in his entire career. 🫠
@thesoul2sqeezeI knew it!
@GamerFrisco😬
@thesoul2sqeezewrong. He riffs off unscripted heckles too.
What a good comedian never loses the room a true Star.
British Diplomacy at it's finest.
P S love the double down on the very last line.
The Americans have never won a war, the trouble is they think Hollywood is reality TV.
Tell that to the Japanese.
@JK-gu3tl Tell that to the Koreans, the Vietnamese and the Afghanies
@jimdoolan8602a nuke wouldve solved that.
@jimdoolan8602you got beat by Vietnam and Afghanistan
@KieranGraham-rw7fn We Brits were never involved in Vietnam. I guess our military command remembered how the Yanks performed in Korea and decided to give Vietnam a miss . We did assist you in Afghanistan until the Yanks pulled the plug almost overnight, causing major problems . Try reading actual history instead of the Hollywood version.
The Americans did not save us during a World War II we won the Battle of Britain in 1940 remember
I mean no disrespect but when the Americans came over in 1943 they were bear recruits, how ever we could not invade Europe liberating the countries without their help, it's just I often hear some American people believe they came to save us
Britain warned the Germans not to invade Poland are we would join over fight,
It is sad to know after WW2 Poland did not get its sovereignty back
In the battle of Britain almost 3000 airmen took part. 597of them we're from other countries a lot from Poland , New Zealandand Canada.
Oh and 9 from the USA.
Yanks have no fucken idea 😂😂😂😂
So you're Russian. Fair enough most people think it was Britain or America!
Love you Jimmy, laugh included!
Pay your taxes Jimmy.
America is the last sprinter in a relay race, turns up last to take the credit. 😂
Not actually true we don’t want to be part of the race at all. Most parents are not interested in sending their children off to bleed for European interests. How about you handle Russia solo and keep the credit for it too. I’d rather keep my kids safe at home.
Why would we get involved in sectarian European violence? You guys are constantly at each other's throats, it's not our fight.
@B@BuildinWingsuld be a good point if USA hadn’t spent the last 80 years involving themselves in local skirmishes and bombing militarily insignificant nations into the Stone Age oftentimes for no other reason than installing a friendly regime. Americans had no issue invading Iraq based on lies but when Russia shows up with genuine menace you’re found wanting again.
The only war where the US “saved our ass” was the War Of Independence (or the First American Civil War, to give it a more accurate name), where they enormously helped out the British Empire by getting out of it
“They call it a victory, we call it a lucky escape”
yes, you would hate to have owned the worlds greatest success story...
@bamsenification Oh please stop, the USA is a toilet.
I’m not American, so know that up front, so you are saying you dodged a bullet because Britain wouldn’t have wanted the USA and its vast resources? 😂😂 😂 All Britain had to do was use a little diplomacy, most colonists did not even want that war, those seeds were planted and Britain fertilized them.
@poruatokin technically speaking, the US is the global hegemon. No other country except for Britain has ever had as much influence as we have today. And we did that all in only 249 years of history. I’d call that a success story, at least on paper
@poruatokin the richest country in the world is the worst country in the world?
thats a strange measure of success
That texas sister joke got me 😅😂😅😂😅😂
Jamaica I luv ya
0:12 me finding out I wasn't subscribed to Jimmy. 😢😢
You could hear the kegel exercises begin after the lightbulb joke.
That misplaced American arrogance in that heckle! Nicely done, Mr Carr!
Well done.
Navigated rough waters with class.
👍
Genius...and brave! Brilliant work.
Pure class. British class.
Yea, cheating on tax is a real class move.
It's mind boggling to me as an American when other Americans pull that WW2 card claiming we saved Europe. That's merely a participation trophy. It was 4 million members of the Red Army, specifically the 1st Ukrainian Front and the 1st Belarusian Front, that put the squeeze on Berlin.
You are correct, sir. Effectively the Russians won World War II and the Americans had the bomb after. And let’s not forget that Britain was constantly attacked and their contributions with solving the enigma machine with the fist computer. Now they say that Britain knew of the impending attack on Pearl Harbor and that even our president did. They felt it was necessary to get us into the war... And then our Nukes were not necessary beyond politics. And since we had them, we got to put a stamp at the end of the war. We got to flex our muscles at the end, and set the table.
Yes, the Russians won the war.
Don’t forget about the whole other front that US held. 👍🏼🙄
Imagine pushing the Germans back from your HOME LAND back to Berlin
That’s absolutely true.
thanks - i am german. realy like your show. Didnt know Mr. Kirk bevore he was shot. Great reaction to this realy heavy question.
An ja, wir Deutschen (germans) had our Probleme in der Geschichte ;-)
@thomaslutz1056 Dank bruh
I like the "theres people who are for free speech, and then theres people who wants to silence free speech." ALthough I think Jimmy could have added that "just like Kimmel got silenced, so was Kirk..."
True, but he was a bit unfair about german humor.
I know germans take humor very seriously, it's no laughing matter 😊
@MidwestestMan the only free speech rapeublicans care about is to say racist things. Tell you fairy tales to the 6 foreigners who had their Visa revoked for saying bad things about Charle Kirk when he died. Free speech indeed.
He didn’t mention the Brits and their butchering of many indigenous peoples!!!