"to the dog of DEATH!" - Jess 2020 Me: *COUGH COUGH* HELLHOUNDS NOT DOG OF DEATH *COUGH COUGH* JESS *COUGH* Edit: Thank you for all de likeeesssssssssss you guys are amazing! And one more of dus--- *LE CUAF* Edit NUMBER 2: I literally coughed and choked for about 70% of me writing this comment. xD
@@catradora-chan6620 coming out of the closet is a term that means you're telling people you're gay Earlier he had said he has crushes when they said they were gonna talk about boys.
The morning and I will be in the morning and get it done and the rest of the day 💗 and I will be there at work 💟💟 and I will get it to you on that 🥰🥰 you black
Scissor I will be there for the next few weeks to get the game is on the way to work and then I will have to go to bed and get it done and the game and the game and
1:09 Mac: "Boys, crushes, makeup!" Chris: "I got crushes!" Jess: "Library cards." Mac: "CDs." Jess: *Dying of laughter* "Math!" Chris: "Alright, girls are boring." 😂😂😂😂😂😂 1:57 Chris: *Gasp* "I'm in a girl's room... let's check her Facebook!" Me: *Dirty mind deactivated* Oh ok phew... I thought he was gonna say/do something else. 😅😏😳 5:59 Lol accidental squish! Or was it??? 😏😆 13:00 Lol Jess running! 14:25 Yass! Use the lava! 14:59 Lol! Yas!!! Moeka won!
Aphmau’s old videos>>>
I support this
Now this is facts 🌙😎
Yup
0:27
When your 1 minute early:
You: EEEEEEEEEEE BOIZ
NO ONE CARES :))))))))))))))))
@@shawnzheng6898 she can still comment though -_-
Stop spreading hatred and spread postivitity
The world is becoming horrible and your not helping
And girls
It'z Alexis Star Awh, thank you for standing up for me. I wasn’t begging for likes btw.
@@MonoWisps They aren't sharing hatred. The comment of being early is overused and gets annoying.
*When you realize Jess’s voice is still kinda off-*
Y eS
Yesss
She's probably sick
@@naomithompkins1828 I think she is sick
Yeah I was like is she gud
12:38
Omg! Chris's reaction is priceless. Lol!
Ikr 😂😂
It's my favorite part too lol💖
I feel bad ‘cause I can tell Jess is sick cause of her voice, Hope she gets well 💜
Oh my gosh yeah i will give her a big thumbs up and i will sub to her so she can get well soon :D
edit: thank you for the likes
Annalise Milburn agree.
*--Hannah Is a hooman-*- agree.
ty for a like :)
@@ohhboiitshalloweeen5747 Thank you :)
Me: sees no comments
Also me: *posts a comment*
After I post comment: *100 comments pop up*
I thought i was special..
Lel
Dont worry you are special 😁
Same lol
YOU ARE SO SPECIAL IM JEALOUS
E Smyth Is that sarcasm?
8:32 girl you aint no snack YOUR A THANKSGIVING FEAST 😝
Love this button
👇
Me: **Being short in general**
Aphmau: *WILL SHE SURVIVE???*
Yeah girl
My dad can literally crush me
Oh no-
I read that as "being shot in general"-
Angie Viera
Yes you say
)
Aphmau: **Mentions minecraft diary**
Me: **Has flashbacks**
*wiGgLe WiGgLle*
I hope they do rebirth this week
Me too
Sub to let shadow lady
@@brandiechild3393 Or mysteet season seven
@@Gboogoo Who?
- they hide in the wall -
“Don’t move, don’t move, your a work of art.”
Me- “beautiful”
I agree:) ... p.s. I draw so I know what your saying :>
They all beautiful
Ye☺☺☺☺
Girl squad's bed
5th yay
i love Kc's/kawaii~chan's tail!!
Same 💞
Same :)
Same thing
-_-
Same😛
Same
Woah. Just now and already has likes....
Also early!
8:42
Chris: I mean that’s kinda a small meal
Mac and Jess: I am offended
True
0:05
Me: "runing in my house like I'm a crazy person"
ur so adorable
Same
People who remember these old days 😮💨😢😓
OMG I L8VE YOUR CHANNEL!YOUR AWESOME
1:07 "Girl talk"
YEAH EIN/CHRIS YOU HEARD THE LADIES
"Not my Minecraft diary!"
Jess-2020
Everyone should watch the original Minecraft Diaries series. It's amazing.
@@saffirepearl7741 MCD is my favorite! It's what first got me into the channel 😁
Mysteet got into this channel
@@pinkcatgamertv7572 same. My crappy memory can remember the momwnt almost perfectly. It was almost 5 or 6 years ago.
Hypnotic Skull XD
Jess: mine craft but I’m tiny well TINIER
The arm movement is everything😂😂
Ein:I'm going into the closet
Me: I was in here for a while you know-
Later
Ein:I'm coming out of the closet
Me: *I'M GAY*
Same
Same
Jupiter Heart I’m gay and a half endgjxyegeb
Am bi
I'm not gay
Me: Congrats Chris on coming out!!!!
I love you aphmau!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"to the dog of DEATH!"
- Jess 2020
Me: *COUGH COUGH* HELLHOUNDS NOT DOG OF DEATH *COUGH COUGH* JESS *COUGH*
Edit: Thank you for all de likeeesssssssssss you guys are amazing! And one more of dus--- *LE CUAF*
Edit NUMBER 2: I literally coughed and choked for about 70% of me writing this comment. xD
WHY IS THIS MY BRAIN!?
I tought of Fluffy but this can do too
Lol
Lol from cod2!!!
You need water?
When you realize Jess is sick but she still makes videos for us
First
Chris: I’ve got crushes!
Me: ....
Also me: the orange crush soda right?
I want some
Oooh! Me too!
Legit I tricked my friends with that until they looked up.
i love the little hide and seek vids
Aphmau: Go to to like.. fitty...
Me: This video is perfect already.
Mac: "Boys, Crushes, Makeup"
James Charles: "Hold my palette"
Wait- where's goth
Senpai Nova soooo true sister
Yaaaaaaaas queen james Charles walking in
James Charles: *pushes Chris out of the way* OMFG SISTER WHHHAAAATTTT?????
Lmoa yass sister
“I’m coming out of the closet”
My gay self: Y E S
Same
(๑･̑◡･̑๑) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I'm bi :/
Bryce Farr same
I love how Jess’s voice sounds like a show character
Wow how much aph s voice changed and like how
Hello there!
Heheheheheeehhhhhahahahahaahh 2024 let’s go
"We're gonna talk about boys...crushes"
Chris: ..I have crushes.
Later
Chris: I'm coming outta the closet.
I dont get it
@@oliverzwatermelongum It's a gay joke
KittenBosher I still don’t get it.
@@catradora-chan6620 coming out of the closet is a term that means you're telling people you're gay
Earlier he had said he has crushes when they said they were gonna talk about boys.
@Raqient or just not cishet in some way
That's such an awesome build. Good work to the building team.
I aggre
@@amyleigh7287 😊😢😮😢🎉😂pjjsjhkdkdjdjj😅jdjdiduruu
Chris: "Im coming out of the closet"
**Holds back joke**
(1:43)
I wish he said it TwT I would laugh my ass off ;w;
Cool
😂😂😂😂
@@valeskadoer HUSHHHHHGHHDHTHHEHEEBVEFS
Who is in 2024 and realize they are much different
Me
Me
Me: *watching a new video of aphmau after a long vacation*
aphmau: *talks*
Me: "dang puberty hit hard"
My sister: "or she's just sick"
XD yes
You are the cutest b
Okay Ok😆😆
Hello baby hello baby
That’s what I thought 😂
six×3
Hi
Alternate Title: Attack on Titan but it’s Minecraft
Does Aphmau s voice sound different after 3 to 4 years ?
Jessie Zhang I read this and thought of “Does Bruno Mars is Gay?”
Omg like lol
Baguettes are nice r u French? Bc I am!🧊-just cronchy
Misty Wolf co Senorita Sadly no ;-; I’m just obsessed with the culture
Me: oh look there’s 92 comments! Could I please see them?
RUclips: NOOOOOOO
Me: why?
RUclips: idk go away
Is this joke starting to get over used... Nah its still good
Loñ
Lol
Ooooooommmmmmmggggggggg so amazing 😻
"I'm coming out of the closet"
"I have big feet"
Will add more if I see any more dirty jokes-
Don't Mind Me ITS NOT ABOUT SIZE ITS HOW YOU USE IT
It's so big
Don't Mind Me when Moeka Said oh this Feels Good this feels great when she was killing Chris XD
The title in general- hes huge we are tiny. Soooo totally doesnt sound like se- wait children are here lmao
Girl I'm 12 and I wear size 10 and a half in mens
Aphmau 2020: “They say size doesn’t matter what Matter is how u use it.” Me not thinking nothing else for sure....
Me when I worch this:😕
:P
Are you sure you’re not thinking about something 🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🤔🤔🤔🤔😑😑😑😑
They ls UGLY you
9
2:11
Aph: oh no, not my Minecraft diaries!
Me: lil late for that one
Cool!
*"Alright, I'm coming out of the closet"*
-Chris 2020
🤔😏😏😏😏
@@b33ny38 why 😏
me to my mom
Stop hating Aurescent gamez_ and become a fan! They know that
@Stop hating Aurescent gamez_ and become a fan! Bruh literally no one cares
"Or oogle- what?"
"Ooooh, you're all tiny and adorable."
"Don't girls like it when boys intrude on sleepovers?"
"I have crushes too!"
Cool
crushes?
@@roblox_kidbalmania7171 Omg I had a horrible car accident-Kitty
MEMES!!!
Memes
*"Size doesn't matter, it's how you use it."*
Yeah- like with balloons- right?
*COUGH* yEaH tOtTaLy
❤️ Love ❤️
Aphmau tricks Chriss to get into the closet
Chris fall in the trap when saying out loud "i am coming out of the closest"
Lol
As gay
@@burnyaa Hes got a girlfriend in real life
I know
@@burnyaa But he's character could be gay
Me: sees 2:17
Also me: GASP MCD IS COMING SOON
”OH NO NOT MY MINECRFT DIARIES” *flashbacks*
You’re so pretty!
Chris: comes out of the closet
Me: thinks of many, many, MANY jokes
I dont undrstund what the joke is...
@@sadinnocent2188 "coming out of the closet" is a term that means coming out as gay 😆
6:01 when she steps on Mac I literally got a gardening ad xD
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Kskdj🎉 LP kdkdj😮ldkdkd😅xkfod😊j😢jjcjcidiyu((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((?
😊
No one:
Chris: I’m coming outta the closet!
Me: Took u long enough
ᎶᎯCHᎯ LᎾЅER m,
add player minecraft and among us with joshdub with mully with your narrator with eddie and juicy
oh shit
Hihy
I love you sooooo much aphmau!!! You never fail to make my day!!!
Title: *exists*
My mind: **yeets self in the gutter**
Aphmau- “Will we survive?”
Me- “probably not, you’re the size of an ant and I don’t let them live.”
Itz_AngelFlower ants have lives too :c and families
True but they are annoying >_>
XxDekuusoul xX so they are mistakes...
They take are supplies
@@temmiesquaduwuenjoywhileyo3142 to live
Chris: I've got crushes, too!Me: I thought you had a girlfriend...? What happened to her?
Aphmau: "math"
Ein: *ight ima head out*
*Jess tries to escape Chris by digging straight down, The 1st rule in minecraft*
Ya I no
I literally love her voice it's amazing and cute she's so sweet too
Me: finally gets early
Adds: I am going to give you seven adds so that you aren’t early
Me: 👌🏼ok I will just comment about these adds
Ads*
Who else got reminded of her Takelings videos when Jess found them in the kitchen?? 🙌
👍
⬇
⬇
What jess says: But the seeker can step on you
Text: But the sneaker can step on you
Twists
YALL ADORABLE CMON I CANT STAND IT IM GONNA SCREAM OF ADORABLEBESS
1:25
aphmau: you're gonna count to like fiddy (fifty)
"Oh no! My Minecraft Diaries!"- Jess 2020
We saw what you did there.
mya guzman along with the “shell have a golden heart” in the last video where they walk in a straight line
mya guzman this is the one.ICY what YOU did there 😂 lol
I love the joke i
Wdym?
@@lildipps2525 😍😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️🌹😘😘😘😊
💐oooo❤️❤️🍫🌺🌺😘🎂
5:59
Jess: steps on and kills Mac by accident
Jess: laughs
Me: dies of laughter
Aphmau: Hi, little Mac.
Me: *SMASHY BROS*
“Mom, can we have Attack on Titan?”
“We have Attack on Titan at home!”
Our Attack on Titan at home:
Underrated i--
GENIUS. GREAT MINDS THINK ALIKE
Rithy Ung
Sssjshsbsnsns
LMAO
Prettiest Princess m mppppppp,seu
Me: watching this masterpiece while eating tortinos
She should totally do a behind the scenes so we can see how she makes these awesome videos
Yeah I agree with you and I agree with that behind the scenes thing to
Why does she sound so good when she's sick-
yes
Yeah
yeH
0:30
Aphmau : THE DOG OF DEATH
Anubis : ａｍ Ｉ ａ ｊｏｋｅ ｔｏ ｙｏｕ
😑
Ummm I find no😑
well no I would say no for that.
Got no open please no no no no no no
Aphmaus voice reminds me of the old mcd, I miss that series so much ❤❤❤
Plss call her Jessica bravura that’s her real name
Am I the only one who watched this when it was Released and on winter 12 2021
I mean December sorry.
"I'm coming out of the closet"
Me, a Pansexual genderfluid person,
"lol i already did that"
Frying Pan Ayyyyy I’m genderfluid tooooo ayyyyyy
@@xx_acid_gacha_xx6074 meep
No you came out of the pantry
@@D0gp1r3_ang31 meep
meep meep
jess.... is u sick.....
is le child sick?!
is MAH BABY SICK?!
Chris:Alright girls are boring
Me:NANI
Edit:CALM DOWN I CANT BELIEVE I HAVE LIKE
That mod is cute i think im loving Aphmau’s video
Jess I’ve heard your voice is kinda sick lately, so I hope you get better. Best wishes to you and the fam!!!
Her walk at the beginning was weird
You should do “Minecraft, but all the mods AT ONCE” 😂
Daily Dose Of Caeos (CrazyCae's version of Chaos)
And that adorable awwww wowwww
The end! It’s amazing. Bravo. You make the best videos
No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The morning and I will be in the morning and get it done and the rest of the day 💗 and I will be there at work 💟💟 and I will get it to you on that 🥰🥰 you black
Scissor I will be there for the next few weeks to get the game is on the way to work and then I will have to go to bed and get it done and the game and the game and
1:09 Mac: "Boys, crushes, makeup!" Chris: "I got crushes!" Jess: "Library cards." Mac: "CDs." Jess: *Dying of laughter* "Math!" Chris: "Alright, girls are boring." 😂😂😂😂😂😂
1:57 Chris: *Gasp* "I'm in a girl's room... let's check her Facebook!" Me: *Dirty mind deactivated* Oh ok phew... I thought he was gonna say/do something else. 😅😏😳
5:59 Lol accidental squish! Or was it??? 😏😆
13:00 Lol Jess running!
14:25 Yass! Use the lava!
14:59 Lol! Yas!!! Moeka won!
Aphmau: FiFfy me: * dying of laughter*
This video was so funny.
youre so cute being tiny U^U
KawaiiChan is REALLY cute
Mac is cuter!😤
😍😥😉😉👍👍☝👍👍☝👍👍☝👍☝☝👍☝👍☝
I just remembered that the guy Chris plays is actually bad! 😂
Jess is really into making her fans happy even if she is not feeling well she will make us happy
🤩 I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS!!!!!!!😍😍😍😍
Why is you’re voice different here than normally? Just curious you still sound amazing!!
Shes sick
Why is everyone coping me😦😦😦
@@suueushnehenenjones2157 there not
I do why
wow the best of luck in your c met
When she say : will we survive? 0:15
Me : no I don’t think so
Edite : omg thanks for 20 likes!!!!
You only have 8 likes.
I'll make it 7.
I want to come out the closest with you Chris 😔😂
"Im coming out of the clost"
Jess holding back a joke:hheheheheh
Me:Omg-
Literally every vid aph posts now: Minecraft but.....
I mean I'm not complaining lol
Chris: *Oh! Is this a dairy*
Jess* OH No!! Not my minecraft dairies*
Me: *Flashbacks* i see i see-
"Never mind, girls are boring"
Me: *_cough_* Okay :')