Connor Almost Died Trying to Impress a Date
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at 6:25 we see that connor describes the icecube, but most will overlook how he said 4 by 4 by 4 by 4, which makes it a 4 dimensional icecube
It is especially funny when you remember that he's got an engeniers degree
Ice-tesseract
Also how the fuck are you putting an ice cube that big in your mouth to begin with? lol It would take effort to put an ice cube that big into your mouth. lol
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no wonder he choked on it
Just pretend to take another sip and let the ice slip out of your mouth into the drink. Bam done. That is what I do.
Same!! As long as ur not sharing the drink it’s fine xd
Literally the same
If I couldn't spit it back into the cup, then I would find a napkin to spit it out. XD
Big brain
he mentioned he already emtied the cup
what we've learnt
- Connor is a monke
- Joey's teeth are in peril
- Garnt is an ice connoisseur
4 by 4 by 4 by 4
Gnart is and ice addict
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Honestly when I drink something with whole ice cubes in, if a ice cube gets into my mouth before I put the glass down I just make it flow out of my mouth while still in drinking portion and once it’s out I then I put the glass down.
To put it into other words, I make it look like I was still drinking but instead I was spitting the ice cub back into my glass.
Like I have been doing that for years and no one has noticed or pointed it out
Dude what if they noticed and didn't say shit cuz it's akward
@@sandromaspindzelashvili5767that would mean they were literally looking straight at my mouth even when drinking, most people don’t even do that
Same I do this too
No one notices unless they’re literally staring which makes them the weird one
@@ChrisStuart911 like I have Asperger and I admit I stare a lot even at stuff that’s not normally stared at but if I see someone do this I just think “🤷♂️ I normally do that so it normal” 😂😂😂😂
What do you mean is that people saw that shit and to not embarrass you they never pointed it out/ got used to it as a "you" thing
Just leave the ice in the glass wtf...
this is going to be taken a lot out of context
Connor: Won't spit an ice cube back into his cup because it looks awkward.
Also Connor: Dumps his entire tongue onto the inside of a wine glass .
Connor is a diamond in the rough
3:18 Jojo fans be like
Once again we have Joey just enjoying the show
I’m usually in sync with Joey and Garnt, but holy hell YES this bit! I just finished my glass of ice, can go to sleep now 😂
Why not just, shove it into your check, speak, and then go back to letting it melt? Why do ANY of that other stuff?!
Replace all the words “ice” to the word of your choice and you get a masterpiece, imagibe the edit potential of this
Just slightly touching ice cream with my teeth hurts a goddamn lot
11:55 Have they never heard of using straws when drinking at restaurants? Or is America the only country that offers straws? lol
This is why I always ask for a straw. I don't care if people think I'm childish; that way, the ice stays in the glass where it's supposed to be, keeping my drink cold, and I don't have to deal with it. (Plus it ultimately melts, which gives you that little bit of extra liquid.)
Chewing an icecube and subjecting people to that sound in public is revolting.
Garnt probably also thinks, that the more watery the soup, the better…
Because it’s everyone’s favorite past time to balance water on your spoon, slurp it, and then do it again
1:35 just take another sip and spit it back in without anyone noticing?
Bruh they can just get the nearest napkin and spit the ice cube in there lmao
what if u just dont swallow the ice cube in the first place
Editors gon have a field day
i don't chew ice but i would just pretend to go for a drink and spit it in discretely
you gotta act like you are taking a sip then spitting it out secretly or better yet if you're drink is finished act like you are taking another ice cube then do switcheroo with the smaller cube
I usually grab a napkin, put it over my mouth casually, and then spit the icecube into it, and wrap the napkin around it.
With my horrible anxiety, i would rather my date throw the ice cube back into the cup than swallow it almost risking them to choke...if they gonna choke it aint gonna be via ice cube 😏 (im sorry but couldn't help it XD)
There it is
Just drink more of the drink and spit it back in during the sip
Best story competitor in the 150# trash taste awards👍👍👀👀
I would pick my cup and pretend to be taking a drink and put the ice back in the cup and you wouldn't be able to tell even with a glass cup unless there was 1 or no ice cubes left.
I think it goes without saying that this is all gonna be taken way out of context
13.45
Funny you say that Joey, because that is one of my favourite Curry Rice outlets in Japan.
カレーは飲み物
I like crush ice.
crushed ice is like ice-popcorn, its great.
Guys, what is Garnt's shirt?
Answer to Connors scenario which I do plenty of times. You go for another drink of your beverage and let the mouth ice cube flow back into the drink. Looks normal and they never realize.
I almost choked on water on a first date and it was terrible
Connor canceled speed run 🏃♂️
Spitters are quitters
so why do people care what other people think like this just do what you would do when youre by yourself if they cant handle that then they arent worth spending time with.
If you cant help yourself, get a dog.
I dare you to deny them your ice when they are looking at you lovingly
Sonic Ice Gang arise!
Monke brain indeed
the things they are talking about are always amazing me!
When i was young i went to a friends house for dinner, we had roast potatoes on the menu, they were yummy but very very hot, so that i wouldn't look rude spitting out this food, i kept a boiling hot potato in my mouth and it burnt my mouth, layers of skin from my mouth was destroyed
ouch
6:35 SUS GARNT 😏😳😳😈
lmaoo i love this conversation i do that too
8:37 click here and enjoy...
Bruhh, If only I was there to brag about my habit to the bois. I do that shit for breakfast & start to do that from the young age. Until now, I'm still doing that shit. That round ice that always put on the whiskey ? Imma bite dat shit until it's editable to crunch it into my mouth. I don't care if I'm gonna deepthroat ice cube. I would rather spend an hour try to crunch round ice until it's editable than finish the drink
Pro-tips : Just chew or crunch the ice faster until you're able to swallow the ice cube in order to get back to the conversation
Did I just waste 14 minutes of my life listening to three men talking about chewing ice
I choke on liquids atleast once a week. My family don't even do anything when it happens. I just put my hand up as a "don't worry, I can handle it."
It scares new people all the time 🤣
Uhm u gud friend? 😂
do u choke ur saliva too?😂
Might want to get your thyroid checked, that is not normal. Might be a goiter.
Me too. I definitely choke on water. 🤣
Me to. I don't even have to be drinking. I produce a lot of saliva and sometimes I just start choking and then im good.
"It was quite the hefty boy, which is why I wanted to put it in my mouth"
Sir are we still talking about ice cubes??
Guys, I got you. Life hack. Put the cup back up to your mouth like you're gonna take a swig and spit the ice in. Follow it up with pretending to swallow and it'll just look like you took a drink.
@Talaveras lol same thought
I feel like you wouldn't even need to swallow. Unless someone is questionably sharp-eyed I think most people would assume you're taking a drink regardless.
Waiting for the haircut joey episodes
Well just cherish the jesus hair for a bit longer. Jus cause its the Jesus hair.
@@sabercat5490 what jesus have you been looking at?
@@Monkchelle_Kongbama australian jesus
5:24 & 9:18 Editors, work your magic.
There's a lot of sus clips people can use
I was just thinking "sentence" -harshcut- "cyberpunk music"
Would be done if I was at my desk not my phone
If you bleep out the word ice…
I was laughing like a mad man all through the clips lol.
I am gonna do this
As a kid ( 15 year old ) I thought my throat pipe would’ve been bigger than expected, so I put 2-3 pieces of bread one by one and swallow it altogether and it’s stuck in my throat I drink water of soak it but doesn’t work and wow I was terrified
I'm crying at 'throat pipe' 😭
LMAOO THROAT PIPEE
Conner Literally puts the Choke in being called Choke DawgVA
11:00 Garnt talking about the "synergy" between ice and soft drink
this is just three men talking about if they wanna spit or swallow
CONNOR: It was so big I felt it going down...
*My mind*: That's what she said!
Listening to this while doing my work, it sounds so weird with all of the "Choking" "Spitting"or "Swallowing" HAHAHA
Connor really be the throat GOAT™
"damn thats an ideal cube, lemme just swallow it real quick"
How to spot a JoJo Fan on a Date
I love the way they’re all acting like putting too big ice cubes in their mouth is normal 😂😂😂😂
2:06 LMAO JOEY 💀
also, garnt and connur don’t die on ice cubes pls lol
5:07
Connor: NONONONO on a date that’s a good ch- … that’s a good choke😶👀
Joey:👀🥴
Connor n Joey:👀🥴😏🤷🏽♀️😂
At what point are we going to tell Garnt that “irregardless” isn’t a word?
🤣
"Irregardless is a word sometimes used in place of regardless or irrespective, which has caused controversy since the early twentieth century, though the word appeared in print as early as 1795."
Irregardless is a word but I don't want to defend someone who says "All bread tastes the same."
Now I don't know what to do.
He said it literally as I was reading the word.
The fates aligned a little too perfectly
when you slowly add pressure to the ice cube it sometimes makes a squeaking sound with a soft texture. its soo good :)))))
Connor put WHAT in his mouth!?!?!?!😱😱😱😱😱😱
All I'm imagining is Connor choking on ice with the squidward choking sound
I’m literally crying bc I’m laughing so hard rn
Just don't put ice in your drink. Why dilute it with water?
Netflix: Are you still watching?
Somebody’s daughter: 2:05
The form determines the full capacity for eating an Ice cube that’s what I’ve learned today
0:41 please dont put isis in your drink garnt
Conner isn’t a spitter you say? 😏
as a man who can't handle cold or hard things yes crushed ice is the way to go
You probably have pica if you like chewing ice that much
"Doctors use the term "pica" to describe craving and chewing substances that have no nutritional value - such as ice, clay, soil or paper. Craving and chewing ice (pagophagia) is often associated with iron deficiency, with or without anemia, although the reason is unclear."
Every time I find myself in this situation I just act like I'm taking another ice cube by putting the glass to my lips and subtly spitting it back into the glass that way. Saves me from the awkwardness and possible death by choking
What I always do is spirit the ice straight up in the air, respond to the question, then catch it in my mouth again
Now this is the best “pro tip”
Why not just discreetly spit it into a napkin, and say "Excuse me for a moment" while you go to throw it away?
im just like garnt here, if i accidentally have same situation as connor, id crunch it. Tho i hate crunching ice cubes.
How is spitting out ice unattractive if someone spit ice out I'll be concerned if they are choking
Connor: "On a date, they want to know you swallow."
Aha! A freudian slip!
Whenever I have a sore throat I love to swallow ice cause it feels nice. I know I shouldn’t, but it feels so good
Honestly if you spit the ice back into your drink I would’ve thought it was funny
he doesnt change does he,I just seen a clip about him getting a certain Mouse a car lmao
Pro tip i suppose: just pretend you're taking another sip of coke(or whtvr) and spit it back. The cup covers your mouth and gives you a second to gather your thoughts.
Also if you're dieting, ice cubes could be a great way to stave off cravings.
I'm just gonna say - compulsive ice eating can be a sign of significant iron deficiency
Watching this in the bus was a mistake… swallowing and choking… yea
It’s been so long since I’ve watched the podcast that I didn’t know garnt had facial hair. This is what happens audio listeners…
Someone needs to do an edit of this bleeping out ice and title it "JoJo fans be like..."
Just noticed a lebron James figure right behind joey
Chewing ice compulsively can be a sign of low iron in your diet
14 minutes about ice, wtf is this podcast about...
Chokedawgva confirmed
That sounds incredibly Sus dude😂
All 14 minutes of this shit is so fucking sus 😭😭 come on guys
what i do is pretend to drink put the ice back while the glass is up
Me loosing my mind how he swallow a ice cube 4×4