The Natural Progression of Italian Cuisine

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  • Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
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Комментарии • 56

  • @berea2258
    @berea2258 3 года назад +38

    This was a fever dream from start to finish and now im hungry

    • @bonewizard
      @bonewizard  3 года назад +11

      You watched this correctly

  • @bunch_of_numbers
    @bunch_of_numbers 2 года назад +2

    When you said this was your worst video, i didnt expect you to commit war crimes on the entire nation of Italy. But i was intrigued about the result so i suppose i can't judge

    • @bonewizard
      @bonewizard  2 года назад +2

      My culinary art will only be appreciated after my passing from this life.

    • @bunch_of_numbers
      @bunch_of_numbers 2 года назад +1

      @@bonewizard that's tough for an undead

    • @bonewizard
      @bonewizard  2 года назад +2

      @@bunch_of_numbers i know! Its gonna be awhile! Lol

  • @jemm113
    @jemm113 2 года назад +1

    okay but legit pineapple is great with pepperoni. ham on pizza is low-tier shit.
    pineapple is also really good on a burger, especially with coleslaw and good BBQ sauces.

  • @willkupronis2934
    @willkupronis2934 2 года назад

    I work in a pizza place and i just want you to know we make fun of every pizza that looks that.

  • @francomaemori7123
    @francomaemori7123 3 года назад +15

    This is the kind of content I live for. Equal parts of drama and shitposting. This isn't the darkest timeline at all.

  • @arthurf64
    @arthurf64 3 года назад +16

    Stunning and brave. Thank you Chef Bone for your pizza progress.

    • @bonewizard
      @bonewizard  2 года назад +1

      I am a pizza politician

  • @7isAnOddNumber
    @7isAnOddNumber 2 года назад +5

    So glad RUclips recommended your D&D videos so I could witness this absolute masterpiece of a conversation

    • @bonewizard
      @bonewizard  2 года назад +1

      Now you know what i had to suffer through to make culinary art.

  • @nicolaezenoaga9756
    @nicolaezenoaga9756 2 года назад +8

    Dear Mister Bones
    Despite you telling me a bunch of things that entered into one of my ears and exit through the other I still found your online rakugo performance highli enjoyable and amusing. I would ,without hesitation, come to your next spectacle when it may come out.
    Your editing was fantastic as well! As per usual.
    - A new fan.

  • @Zannianator
    @Zannianator 2 года назад +1

    I subscribed for pizza, why no more pizza? Cringe 🙄

  • @DominoPivot
    @DominoPivot 3 года назад +3

    This looks similar to the pizza I ordered the other day. And yeah, the flavours didn't blend well. I think it's partly due to the garlic, pineapple and spinach blend. Or jus the fact there's way too much stuff.
    I had to rinse my palate by ordering duck pizza with honey and a side of bolognese spaghetti the next week. As a Canadian I will die on this hill, thin crust pizza goes with spaghetti.

  • @williamdoherty5903
    @williamdoherty5903 3 года назад +4

    That was a fucking roller coaster

    • @ISwampSperm
      @ISwampSperm 2 года назад

      Bill Beats Bass 🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟

  • @demonderpz7937
    @demonderpz7937 8 месяцев назад +1

    truly masterful innovation my good Wizard, continue transmuting pizza to your heart's content

  • @kitkup8570
    @kitkup8570 2 года назад +1

    I am not sure why I watched this, but I'm happy with the end result of you eating the pizza and finding it Meh.

  • @Veristelle-
    @Veristelle- 2 года назад +2

    I came here by recommendation from Bone Wizard. I was not disappointed, but instead impressed with this culinary masterpiece.
    10/10 would question reality again.

  • @abrahamrokhsar9119
    @abrahamrokhsar9119 3 года назад +3

    Another great video from one wizard to another!

  • @justindunbar9476
    @justindunbar9476 Год назад +1

    I watched this having JUST eaten leftover 4-Meat Pizza. xD

    • @bonewizard
      @bonewizard  6 месяцев назад

      you watched this correctly.

  • @giantmonkey2
    @giantmonkey2 3 года назад +1

    As a fellow Irish American I thank you for this video

    • @bonewizard
      @bonewizard  2 года назад

      Im doing my part to stop all pizza based discrimination.

  • @Shalakor
    @Shalakor 2 года назад +1

    Pizza is a totally relevant subject to D&D.

    • @bonewizard
      @bonewizard  2 года назад +1

      What do people usually order for a IRL DnD session??? I rest my case.

  • @shorewall
    @shorewall Год назад

    The problem was the Garlic. Pineapple goes great on pizza.

  • @ciaranmccallion8264
    @ciaranmccallion8264 2 года назад

    Nah lad is this how Americans go on about their heritage cause I fecking love it 🤣🤣

  • @BlackPenzo
    @BlackPenzo 2 года назад +1

    How?!? How did THIS make me want pizza? It should have the exact opposite effect. CURSE YOU BONE WIZARD!

    • @BlackPenzo
      @BlackPenzo 2 года назад

      It is done. I have ordered an unholy abomination with holondaise sauce, jalapeños, BBQ-sauce and chicken, because that was the most cursed the pizza place had by default.

    • @bonewizard
      @bonewizard  2 года назад

      Yes. YES! The curse I've place on this video has invaded your mind. Perish in pizza.

    • @bonewizard
      @bonewizard  2 года назад

      @@BlackPenzo pics or it didnt happen!

    • @BlackPenzo
      @BlackPenzo 2 года назад

      It wasn't that good

    • @bonewizard
      @bonewizard  2 года назад

      @@BlackPenzo lol

  • @Mr_GoR_
    @Mr_GoR_ 2 года назад

    Do anchovy, garlic, and artichoke.... trust me, I'm a stranger on the internet.

    • @bonewizard
      @bonewizard  2 года назад

      A trustworthy source no doubt.

  • @deusexstupit7969
    @deusexstupit7969 2 года назад

    This is evel I LOVE IT

  • @littulv
    @littulv 3 года назад +1

    You coulda added 14 more toppings

    • @bonewizard
      @bonewizard  3 года назад

      Those toppings were all things I like. And as we all know, mixing food you like together always ends up as a net positive.

    • @littulv
      @littulv 3 года назад

      @@bonewizard YOU DISSING MY MUSHROOMS?

    • @bonewizard
      @bonewizard  3 года назад

      @@littulv i would never diss a topping that is no one's favorite.

    • @littulv
      @littulv 3 года назад

      @@bonewizard This means war

  • @curiouswind9196
    @curiouswind9196 Год назад

    As long as the pizza doesn't find itself in the trash can its fine

  • @GuyAndMask
    @GuyAndMask 5 дней назад

    Boney boy is irish?

    • @bonewizard
      @bonewizard  5 дней назад

      @@GuyAndMask Irish American. So basically, just American.

    • @GuyAndMask
      @GuyAndMask 5 дней назад

      @@bonewizard I mean, thats how I work with being german too.

  • @austinthrowsstuff
    @austinthrowsstuff 3 года назад

    i wanted to know what 2 toppings you got though. this left me frustrated lol

  • @armorclasshero2103
    @armorclasshero2103 11 месяцев назад

    Pizza isn't even really Italian.

    • @bonewizard
      @bonewizard  11 месяцев назад

      Wanna know how far back pizza goes back in italy? Pizza was in the Aeneid. Pizza in italy is literally older than Jesus. Pleass educate yourself 🙏 .

  • @ISwampSperm
    @ISwampSperm 3 года назад +3

    Great content. I especially liked the part about pizza.