Yeah, the only real reason why I want normal dere Jeanne is her ability of "Yeah I'm only taking half damage" from everyone but zerks and avengers that Rulers get and the fact that I have a CE that is really only for her. (The Heavens Feel costume that makes her not a saberface)
Well it's said in Shakespeare profile that he will do almost anything to stay alive, ditching his master included so I trust he will made out of this ordeal.
Your sacrifice will not be forgotten, Shakespeare* *For anyone confused, the CE text makes it clear that he is the one who gave Jalter the idea to troll her and makes it clear she is hunting him down to burn him at the stake.
Yeah, lick it with care until it melts, caresing it with the tongue, licking your fingers to not leave anything behind, savour the melted cocoa and stare her into the eyes while doing so. Man, I am usualy a masochist but Jalter makes me want to bully her a lot
He survived what is possibly one of the bloodiest Holy Grail War without a single scratch, got his wish granted without the Holy Grail, and became a wing man for the Servant who tamed Fafnir (twice if you count Apocrypha Jeanne). He is definitely a few steps above a "good man".
I remember someone saying that Jeanne Alter is no longer our Pure Holy Virgin anymore. well, she's definitely not Holy, but she's still a Pure Virgin...
Best thing is that choco description reveal that it was Shakespeare to told her that making such chocolate be form of harassment. After this scene she realized he trolled her and was chasing him through entire Chaldea HQ trying to kill him.
Gently nibbling Jeanne Alter's chocolate hair in front of Jeanne Alter! Licking the chocolate in front of Jeanne Alter! Loudly wondering how much the one who made the chocolate must love me to come with a detailed figure in front of Jeanne Alter! Thanking Jeanne Alter with a kiss in the cheek when she's too dumbfounded to react! Who needs chocolates from a real girl when you have her?!
You took a bit of time to eat the chocolate, when you proceed outside, there is a big red splish splash of Shakespeare in the floor. I salute you for your sacrifice, it was one of the biggest acomplishments of humanity... god, Jalter is precious.
When is her next rate up?! *January of 2020* Okay, i have to save after Summer, it's not so ha- *Semiramis on Rate Up in february* It's tempting but i know my priorit- *Passionlip on Rate Up in March* Oh no.
Hey, don't forget Eresh rate up in Dec 2019 and Hokusai rate up in Jan 2020. ...Yup, New Year 2020 is basically waifu incoming time. Edit: Oh, and Abby. So yup, starting from Nov 2019, we have Ishtar, then Abby, then Eresh, Hokusai, Jalter, Raikou, Semiramis, MHXA, then Void Shiki and Fujino, Cleopatra, Lip (I don't really want to mention THAT WOMAN), (Prototype Arthur if you are looking for a husbando), MHX, and Anastasia BACK TO BACK. It's like a huge rain of waifus ... (cries in FTP)
I feel your pain, i want to save for Abby but is next to Eresh and then Semiramis and the Jeanne, and lets not forget about all the new coming this year...damn is gonna be really hard to save.
hmmm.....feels like i've been in that position before (merlin/musashi/gramps banner), and I failed it all. hoe to get an Ex-Luck on okita & seraph banner. Okita, kiara, i'm coming.
The Jeanne from Apocrypha and FGO aren't exactly the same but hey, throwing unneeded hate at someone who's not relevant to either of the Jeanne's Valentine's scenes is perfectly cool
@@trulymrword That's just purely how it's perceived as from those who hate Sieg that much, even though Sieg himself pointed out that it'd be better that him and the Jeanne you can summon don't interact much to reduce misunderstandings between the two
Okay yep yep yep, best Valentine's ever. She's such a tsuntsun it kills me, especially when she tries to play it off like nobody'd want chocolate in the shape of her (when alot of people love her to pieces, me included) and the Gyah part at the end was just absolutely perfect. I died but it was well worth it, I just can't get enough of Jalter. She's too much, love her always and forever
The best part of this is that she's been standing there in your office for a solid hour before this, not saying a word. Then acts like it ain't no thing. Behold, perfection.
After I finally got her chocolate, I came here for the audio. And for her tsundere-ness. With the audio, I just can't! Now I want to look at the fanart again.
Gudako: If she didn't love me, then why on every Valentine's Day did she give me my very own heart? Merlin: That was your heart! After she pulled it out of your chest! Don't you remember? It would always take Nightingale hours to sew it back in. Gramps (First Hassan): She used thou "bitch" about that so much Gudako: And now it feels like it's been ripped out again, but you know more symbolically this time, instead of like the regular way
"Are you really human?"
I gave up that title long ago after playing the game
KONO HITO DE NASHI
I HAVE REJECTED MY HUMANITY
JOJO
*Wrryyy intensifies*
*YOROKOBE SHOUNEN*
Jalter do you really think people don't like you? Silly girl.
I think she is more popular than normal Jeanne.
Yeah, the only real reason why I want normal dere Jeanne is her ability of "Yeah I'm only taking half damage" from everyone but zerks and avengers that Rulers get and the fact that I have a CE that is really only for her.
(The Heavens Feel costume that makes her not a saberface)
I like summer Jalter more!
@@exzobree9158 you mean chuunibyou jeanne?
Hey, wasn´t regular Jeanne fan of Jalter too, tought?
Can any of you imagine Erika Harlacher voicing her?
The screams are even more amazing than I imagined.
agree
Ace Sock Vims that sounds so wrong in a different context 😆😆😂
Phrasing
@@hamiltonblewhisshot6494 *sorry wrong servent*
The screams are music to my ears.
Again, I am thanking Shakespeare for being a great, soon to be dead, but great wingman.
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@raynaldo arlen k.eman That's so sad *plays harp*
Well it's said in Shakespeare profile that he will do almost anything to stay alive, ditching his master included so I trust he will made out of this ordeal.
Your sacrifice will not be forgotten, Shakespeare*
*For anyone confused, the CE text makes it clear that he is the one who gave Jalter the idea to troll her and makes it clear she is hunting him down to burn him at the stake.
Shakespeared is one powerful thot slayer. He won't be killed that easily, unlike pedo blackbeard
He has an invulnerable skill and heal
Best wingman shakespeare
@@anonnimoose7987 Jalter: FUCK YOU YOU OLD ASSHOLE I HAVE ORIGIN BULLET
son of a bitch pissed off both jeannes
Jalter: *gives chocolate with her face on it*
Tremble from this harassment!
Me: ITADAKIMASU
I can't stop blushing
Lick it and make her tremble from this embarrassment
Yeah, lick it with care until it melts, caresing it with the tongue, licking your fingers to not leave anything behind, savour the melted cocoa and stare her into the eyes while doing so. Man, I am usualy a masochist but Jalter makes me want to bully her a lot
Tis her ONLY WEAKNESS
Imagine if it was a jalter plushie and she got wmbarrased about it
Let me say two things:
1 I live for these moments
2 Shakespeare best wingman if you know what I mean
Best wingman until he dies at least.
Which is in 5 minutes.
Rest in peace that good man.
He survived what is possibly one of the bloodiest Holy Grail War without a single scratch, got his wish granted without the Holy Grail, and became a wing man for the Servant who tamed Fafnir (twice if you count Apocrypha Jeanne).
He is definitely a few steps above a "good man".
@@ES21007 you were good son real good maybe even the best
I remember someone saying that Jeanne Alter is no longer our Pure Holy Virgin anymore.
well, she's definitely not Holy, but she's still a Pure Virgin...
That gya part...is just cute...Really really cute.
Minato Arisato Thank god I have her, or else part of my Okita Alter deposits would have gone else where ...
Another Door-Kun such as myself that FGO. Interesting
@@VelvetMagician we need to stop meeting like this man
@@bourne. Hey at least we found another Door brother
what
Jalter: "It's natural that you don't want to eat a choco shaped like me right?"
Me: *savours every single bite*
The voice just make this one even more perfect!
Funny how shes trying to be as unpleasant as possible but it back fires.
Shakespeare will not be forgotten.
tsundere jalter always fail in cute way.
Yeah, case in point the Christmas event last year
E-rank luck, bro
Ohtori Sakuya Oh yeah that was her LUK rating yeah?
This is the best event...
agreed
Best thing is that choco description reveal that it was Shakespeare to told her that making such chocolate be form of harassment. After this scene she realized he trolled her and was chasing him through entire Chaldea HQ trying to kill him.
😂
Jalter is delicious confirmed
Without a doubt
It’s impossible to hate her. Jalter is such a lovable and dorky tsundere, I love her.
"Delicious? You say that I'm delicious!?"
Yep and thicc too!
She ain't no snack, she's a full 3 course dinner! ;^)
@@rct3terminator1000 this, this comment is the best i have ever seen XD
@@bartumbel69 Why thank you kind sir! :^)
@@rct3terminator1000 your welcome tbh i have to remember that one for my girlfriend XD
@@bartumbel69 but, no TANKS🪖
That "Hmmph"
My hart. My soul.
Critical hit to my soul
Gently nibbling Jeanne Alter's chocolate hair in front of Jeanne Alter!
Licking the chocolate in front of Jeanne Alter!
Loudly wondering how much the one who made the chocolate must love me to come with a detailed figure in front of Jeanne Alter!
Thanking Jeanne Alter with a kiss in the cheek when she's too dumbfounded to react!
Who needs chocolates from a real girl when you have her?!
Oh my, what a tragic story
You forgot Jeanne alter punching you in the face because she's a tsundere
@@erikhaugan As long as as I make a full recovery
Ah yes, the tsundere dark saint herself. Always a pleasure to watch her reactions!
Gudao's logic: "Well you are delicious in the first place ... I don't see the problem at all." *Munch munch*
A moment of silence for Shakespeare.
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MY HEART! SHES TO CUTE
Thank you again, Shakespeare!
"Jeez, you'd think at Bond Level 10 you would mellow out on your tsundere phase luv."
-Gudao/Fujimaru Ritsuka probably.
That would require her to stop acting like an edgelord. Kind of hard for an Avenger to do.
boxorak Angra Mainyu is a pretty chill guy.
@@trulymrword Probably because he got downgraded from Big Bad to a joke Servant.
boxorak Hollow Ataraxia did a lot of good to his character
Rest in Pepper and Macaroni William Shakespeare.
The raw tsundere energy radiating from this clip is so much
1:59 xD
"Are you really human?"
I'M ABANDONING MY HUMANITY JEANNE
This is just perfection , voice acting really is a thing
You took a bit of time to eat the chocolate, when you proceed outside, there is a big red splish splash of Shakespeare in the floor.
I salute you for your sacrifice, it was one of the biggest acomplishments of humanity... god, Jalter is precious.
When is her next rate up?!
*January of 2020*
Okay, i have to save after Summer, it's not so ha-
*Semiramis on Rate Up in february*
It's tempting but i know my priorit-
*Passionlip on Rate Up in March*
Oh no.
Ah yes... Priorities...
Hey, don't forget Eresh rate up in Dec 2019 and Hokusai rate up in Jan 2020.
...Yup, New Year 2020 is basically waifu incoming time.
Edit: Oh, and Abby. So yup, starting from Nov 2019, we have Ishtar, then Abby, then Eresh, Hokusai, Jalter, Raikou, Semiramis, MHXA, then Void Shiki and Fujino, Cleopatra, Lip (I don't really want to mention THAT WOMAN), (Prototype Arthur if you are looking for a husbando), MHX, and Anastasia BACK TO BACK. It's like a huge rain of waifus ... (cries in FTP)
I feel your pain, i want to save for Abby but is next to Eresh and then Semiramis and the Jeanne, and lets not forget about all the new coming this year...damn is gonna be really hard to save.
William Shie FTP(Forced to Pay)
hmmm.....feels like i've been in that position before (merlin/musashi/gramps banner), and I failed it all. hoe to get an Ex-Luck on okita & seraph banner. Okita, kiara, i'm coming.
2:02
When a cockroach starts flying in your bedroom.
Jalter: cute Gyah!
Me: I didn't need health insurance anyway, this will keep me alive for a long time.
Jalter:*gives me a Chocojeanne thinking that I will tremble*
Me:I'm about to ruin this saint all career
Her summer version translated cutscene please if ready
That one is going to be FIRE !
The Tsundere here was off the charts. Truly a waifu for all those who got cucked by Sieg.
Depressed Pilot Must I say, that your description was one of the most hilarious ones that I’ve ever read. Here, you earned yourself another sub.
You mean that smoldering pile of cardboard in the Second Archive
The Jeanne from Apocrypha and FGO aren't exactly the same but hey, throwing unneeded hate at someone who's not relevant to either of the Jeanne's Valentine's scenes is perfectly cool
Jaleel Collins Aren't exactly but more than enough to be NTR material.
@@trulymrword That's just purely how it's perceived as from those who hate Sieg that much, even though Sieg himself pointed out that it'd be better that him and the Jeanne you can summon don't interact much to reduce misunderstandings between the two
2:02 BEST 😂
I usually dislike tsundere
but i can't hate Jalter
Okay yep yep yep, best Valentine's ever.
She's such a tsuntsun it kills me, especially when she tries to play it off like nobody'd want chocolate in the shape of her (when alot of people love her to pieces, me included) and the Gyah part at the end was just absolutely perfect.
I died but it was well worth it, I just can't get enough of Jalter. She's too much, love her always and forever
Jalter: You won't like it because...
Gudako: *Starts licking it like an absolute psychopath*
Jalter: ...
And slice it piece by piece
This is, like, "Saturday-Morning-Cartoon-Villain" levels of adorable.
"Tohsaka is biggest Tsundere"
Me: Look at Jalter
Gilgamesh has entered to chat
Shakespeare thanks for this
The best part of this is that she's been standing there in your office for a solid hour before this, not saying a word. Then acts like it ain't no thing.
Behold, perfection.
I love how she froze for a split-second before she lost it.
*Dies with a smile on my face*
Honestly if I heard her say BAAAKKAA I’d probably die on the inside of cuteness
OH MY GOD THIS WAS ADORABLE
After I finally got her chocolate, I came here for the audio. And for her tsundere-ness. With the audio, I just can't! Now I want to look at the fanart again.
I can't get enough of that scream.
When's Tomoe or the Rest of the Jeanne's !!? !!!!!
My exact word would be
“Is this your way of saying you want me to eat you?”
2:45 cute
this lowkey made my day 30x better
She didn't think this through. Making it even better.
This might be my favorite Valentines chocolate scene. I just love it too much. Can’t wait to spend my savings getting her eventually
You are a god for uploading these.
"Delicious? You say that I'm delicious?"
That's not what I'm saying. It's what the internet is saying.
Shame she can't access (Shinobu) her VA's memories...she'd known better then offer a healthy teen the chance to 'eat' her...
Or give you a prosthetic body.
Now waiting for JP's last year's summer servant's valentine scene !
Gudako: If she didn't love me, then why on every Valentine's Day did she give me my very own heart?
Merlin: That was your heart! After she pulled it out of your chest! Don't you remember? It would always take Nightingale hours to sew it back in.
Gramps (First Hassan): She used thou "bitch" about that so much
Gudako: And now it feels like it's been ripped out again, but you know more symbolically this time, instead of like the regular way
Is this a work of art ?
2:47 *"Hmmph"*
Me: Best Tsundere
P. S. : Could not get her because *"RATE UP IS A LIE"*
i rolled 2 jalters with 30 sq XD
@@owenhutchinson7610 and i rolled 3 jalters with 60 sq
Me who got her instead of Jeanne that day
Damn it! I want to summon her!. Please bring her back!
if you're f2p you gotta wait for next year sadly
1:59 that scream.. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Like indonesian ghost named kunti scream but more louder and not good on my ears
Imagine they had this in the anime
That last part almost give me heart attack
Jeanne: This choco has my face, so should be horrible.
*Thomas never hear such bullshit before*
Could you ask doomguy too?
02:02 i know this is the part you guys come here right
1:53 seems like theres a hint of disappointment if you dont eat the choco
*"Finally a some good fucking food"*
-someone's last words
1:46
Not Ruined
Even Better lol
Gyaaaaa Jalter said Gyaaaaa Gyaaaaa she said!
She's a tsundere
This takes eating your servant up to another level
*licks choco face*
this is the taste of a liar
What a loveable dork. Her chuuni zerk version is cute too
1:58 RERORERORERORERO
Betul betul betul25time while punching like jotaro and gatotkaca
Jalter, your tsundere is really showing
I hope she gets her own spin off series where she is the main servant.
I was born at the wrong place
*But i was born at the right time for this moment*
Jalter: Are you really human!?
Me: No I'm far superior.
*Jalter es Tsundere*
*Nadie lo negará o lo golpeo* :)
Ravioli, ravioli, must lewd Jeannu alterioli
Poor Shakespeare he a good wing man that gonna get killed 5min later
That's the loudest "HMPH" I've ever heard. What big tsun
OMG...she really a pure tsundere
You KNOW I'm quoting Bruno Buccialati if I got that choco
Kind of depressing that she's full of so much self loathing that she thinks her face is enough to ruin anything.
This hits different after Ordeal Call 2
2:01
2:00 best part
This makes me so happy for having her... although my eggplant and Bride's competition is pretty strong...
Please come for me jalter, your rate up is now in this event.
Tsundere... Jeanne is wonderfull!!!
Oh thank the heavens for voiced tsundere
GIVE MEE CHOCOOO!!
Jalter show us some love :)
me : TSUNDEREEEEEEEEE (activated taunt skill)
jean alter : what?
GORGON : hemmh
altera : ok
ishtar : ohhh you want die
Former Singularity villain and most powerful Avenger in the game, everyone.
..ALTER-CHAN PLEASE MARRY ME!