Red Nose - Rudi Rotnase - Low Budget Rudolph, the Red Nose Reindeer.
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- Опубликовано: 8 сен 2024
- Cheap DVD of Eastern Bloc Rudolph. Possibly the worst movie ever made. Incredibly poor computer animation, bad dubbing, confusing storyline and an eccentric soundtrack.
What's not to hate? Enjoy~
I like it
Why it very badddddddddd?
5:45 Those kids sound so drunk, when I first saw them I thought a herd of bums followed the guy and randomly called him Daddy.
0:14- 🔫 *START TELLING.*
0:22- What a great way to have someone talk.
1:09- They needed that super slow lead in as to not shock you with all the high paced action.
1:31- Oh, I guess Santa was in hibernation. Though there's a strong argument to be made that he and the movie never wakes up during the entire run time.
1:36- That was definitely supposed to be the elf's line, but Sleepy Santa says it, because reading the correct dialogue is hard.
1:44- Or reading ANYTHING is hard.
4:24- (As nurse) 🎶I love talking to myself!🎶
4:30- Ah, guess that question was just too hard.
4:37- Oh, 🖕 hi to you too, you ugly little shit! 😡
4:44- Who says words have to make any kind of sense?
4:50- Or that there even has to BE words?
5:29- Yes, a sad Christmas. That's the most exciting prospect in the movie so far, apparently.
5:50- It's amazing they can be muddled AND blow out the mic. These East-West dubbers are multi-talented.
6:06- (As father) It's not right that Santa gives you presents, I guess. (As daughter) Mmmmmmmm.
6:10- Oh man, that was one sick diss, whatever it was.
6:30- Don't count on it, kid. The Santa in this movie does NOT care about you.
7:20- Is he supposed to be saying that there? It's a fun game with Red Nose: try and figure out if it's the original movie or just the dub being inept.
8:12- Yes, this massive accident on ice waiting to happen truly is "the place of places."
8:24- 🎶It's gold out there!🎶...Or it's cold out there, I don't know.
9:52- A FADE TO WHITE DOESN'T NEED TO BE CHOPPY!
10:06- Oh, they were gonna fade to another shot, but last second decided, "No, we have to see more of this nothing!"
10:14- Santa is "going to the shit"? Well, based on everything I've seen so far, I'd believe it.
10:32- Oh, yeah. The reindeer. I forgot this was supposed to be about Rudolph. It's felt like a lifetime ago that Rudolph's brother, Leonard, or Leonardo, or whoever he is, intro'd this thing.
11:29- Well said. Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
11:33- But in the end, Rudy Rudolph was the greatest football deer of all times.
11:53- Wow, some real pickup lessons with Leonardo the Reindeer.
12:24- (As Rudi) I...messed up my line, but it barely makes sense anyway, so who cares?
13:05- (Checking for a pulse to make sure I didn't die and go to some kind of purgatory.)
13:47- 😕...What?
14:02- DON'T TELL HIM HOW TO FEEL, YOU STUPID BROKEN LEGS LITTLE TWIT!
14:12- 🎶Then all the other reindeer...used to throw out mad disses! Rudi the Red-Nose Reject, YOU'RE ABOUT TO BE HISTORY!🎶
14:24- Wait, so Rudi Rudolph is just some idiot with an extreme cold or frostbite or something?
15:13- Well, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and I really don't believe that Santa's eyes are open. Guess he and Mrs. Claus waited really late to have a child.
15:31- Wow, that baby sure is real, folks. I've never been so convinced. "Gah, gah, blah, blah, blah, blaaaaah."
16:20- "But at least this lets us be even lazier with out animation. We need a break after the jammed packed Santa action scene we just had."
16:48- Wow, look at all the light. Santa will crash in 5 seconds if he relies on THAT to lead his sleigh tonight. So I hope he does.
17:14- Me too.
17:24- "A monster or a hose"?
18:16- It's hard enough understanding anything at all without your loud ass, owl!
18:24- Stop talking over everyone, you jerk ass owl! What is this, the Ocarina of Time?!
18:42- "A golden mule"? What are you talking about?!
19:00- So, NOW we are supposed to care about Mr. Almond and his stupid kids again. Remember THAT from a few years ago?!
19:57- (Covers ears) Thank you for that.
20:36- I guess parents have to pay Santa to stop by their place, because he's apparently gonna skip the poor people.
20:48- Well, I sure hope it's that pile of shit you were playing with earlier. We know THAT'S a Rudolph original.
20:57- 😐...No...
21:34- *GET ON WITH IT!!!!* Why was that stupid blonde-haired Leonardo reindeer telling this story? He's barely involved. Oh, maybe THAT'S why it's so incoherent. See, it's actually clever with how inept it is.
24:27- (Cue end credits here)
24:54- I feel myself aging...I mean this is an arthouse movie, it's brilliant.
25:28- Go deliver it yourself. It's not that far away. You already walked there ONCE.
25:29- Well, I don't think Santa can put this off for another day, Mrs. Claus. Also, what weather?
26:02- Yesssss, quicklyyyyy.
26:18- I've never seen a bigger hurry.
29:36- Truly astounding, the laziness on display here.
30:17- Road? Santa, where you're going, you shouldn't need ROADS.
30:24- Well, he sure is quick to give up. Guess this is canon with the Santa from Sonic Christmas Blast.
32:08- What the hell are we looking at?
32:47- (As Santa) Oh, yeah. I guess it's not saved. Christmas is cancelled.
33:12- *OH, FUCK OFF!* (Chuckle) What a stupid thing. This is no right existing.
33:43- Upon a sea of farts, Santa goes blasting off again...but verrrrry, verrrry slowlyyyyy.
34:09- A low quality Jingle Bells recording? Whoa, what a climax.
35:34- See? Santa had no intention of giving these people presents.
35:48- 🎶AND THEY DIED!🎶
36:04- (As Santa) Thank...the deer. I never would have given you presents.
36:22- Oh no, the record skipped. Oh no, the record skipped.
36:31- Wow, a picture of of their mother dead. That's lovely, you weirdo.
37:05- "Ho ho ho," indeed, Jolly Old St. Prick. You are correct. This has been a real Christmas bog.
37:14- Where do you get off acting like this is your lesson to teach, Sant-hole?! You're the one that doesn't give to the poor!
37:47- (As Santa) This is the first year I bother heating it.
40:44- 😡(Gives angry chuckle, then immediately calms down) Yeah, it was fine.
There should be a subtitle option "Phelous".
Oh my god this makes the Christmas Brigade tolerable and that’s the worst Christmas special ever made! But, no Red nose is the new worst Christmas special *ever* made.
Yup this is officially the worst Christmas special of all time. Worse than The Christmas Brigade, The Christmas Light, and The Rapsittie Street Kids.
But still better than The Star Wars Holiday Special
This "movie" is BEYOND boring, ugly, stupid, pointless, lackluster, annoying, ear-piercingly degrading, lazy, dull, and uninspired. Even the voice acting, which in my opinion is the best part of this entire thing, is still incredibly awkward!
Watch the frog king (which is made by the same people that made this garbage). That's even uglier and has WORSE voice acting
@@MykezStylez I don't wanna 😢
10:13 he’s going to the (-)
*Snore fest!*
String Party
I actually don't hate this. I like the art style and the music but sheesh. Everything else would need so much tweaking.
The art style looks like if you let a 10 year old download multiple clipart vector files and then put it in flash and add mouth movements to them.
Even Dingo Pictures Animation is better.