Thanks to everyone who helped with this video on www.twitch.tv/charborgg/. I stream community stuff all the time if you ever wanna come hang out! also.... want to appease the cabbage god? my osrs name is charborg
@@SovietUnion100 Oh boy, here we go. "Global Capitalism" doesn't need to do anything. Communism is still subject to natural market forces, which requires a Socialist authoritarian dictatorship to suppress. And we have countless examples throughout history of what that kind of power does when it goes to people's heads. And you also seem to be missing the fact that Communism put just as much pressure on capitalist systems as Capitalism put on Communism (say for example during the cold war), and yet only one of the two systems utterly imploded time and again.
@@Stormmblade when you are bullied, what do you do? Defend. USSR defended too. We did not want war. Also, it is very suspicious that US eliminated almost every socialist country. Its almost like capitalism doesnt want everyone having the same rights.
I've been active in the WoW community for years and I've literally never seen anyone mention Runescape. Why would they? The games are barely comparable.
YOU'RE FIT TO LEARN ABOUT THE MEANING OF A BEATDOWN, MADNESS CABBAGE IN THE BRAIN LET THE PEE FLOW, LET THE PEE FLOW, MANE YOU GOT NO BUSINESS QUESTIONING A THANG
It was a strange world, a world that didn’t understand. The notions of those who followed of yum not yuck was an odd concept. Everyone was safe until they had been exiled on their own accord, they fell amongst themselves. They all fought against their own doubts to the cause, the leader was warned but in the end, he got his people killed. What was left was given what they were promised, a home. However the leader created a discord amongst himself and the doubts were raised again and the people slaughtered themselves, and their leader. He will be judged, tormented, forced in an endless cycle of pain because he was not able to satisfy his own cause. A downfall of a kingdom that was never fully completed
You're fit ta learn the proper meanin' of a beatdown Madness chaos in the brain Let my blood, flow make my blood flow through you mane You got no business questioning a thang Solid choice of music
I was Toilethead! This was such a fun stream Charborg! I love your videos so much. Please make Cabbage Wars or Yum Not Yuck merch because I would give you all my money.
i like the detail of upon seeing the cabbage god for the first time, the female death sound effect plays out instead of the male one, implying he screamed like a little girl
Thanks to everyone who helped with this video on www.twitch.tv/charborgg/. I stream community stuff all the time if you ever wanna come hang out!
also.... want to appease the cabbage god? my osrs name is charborg
Take my hand child
Charborg thank you daddy
Charborg how are you doing
**Unzips Cabbage**
yum not yuck
*The Dirt has been fed*
Safeword
Be a part of soil.
Plssss brotherrrr
Hey, you, you're finally awake.
You were trying to cross the border, right?
Sleep
The message ingame changed, now it says
"You eat the cabbage.
It seems to taste nicer than normal."
Hahahaha that's perfect
Lucas Hacker the cabbage revolution was a phyric victory
Lucas Hacker the flesh that was sacrificed to the dirt and roots has made it more yummy
We’ve root beet the meet so much that the riot forced the devs to make it say a different thing
I feel like the devs saw this video and was like “ok they won”
This is the greatest Runescape video of all time.
Agreed
#yumnotyuck
cabbage city, the cult of the caggabe
cabbage city investigators
this but unironically
One person accidentally hits another person
*everyone starts killing each other like some insane bloody bar brawl*
No more cows
@@toootdooot710 CEASE THE BEEF
@@omnical6135 Cease to beef
@@BonesG36 beat the meat
The story arc of every society ever in under 15 minutes:
Communism in a nutshell
@@Stormmblade Except for the part where global capitalism lays siege on it for decades?
@@SovietUnion100 Oh boy, here we go. "Global Capitalism" doesn't need to do anything. Communism is still subject to natural market forces, which requires a Socialist authoritarian dictatorship to suppress. And we have countless examples throughout history of what that kind of power does when it goes to people's heads.
And you also seem to be missing the fact that Communism put just as much pressure on capitalist systems as Capitalism put on Communism (say for example during the cold war), and yet only one of the two systems utterly imploded time and again.
@Deathcoldan haha here comes the capitalist with his 10 iq
@@Stormmblade when you are bullied, what do you do? Defend. USSR defended too. We did not want war. Also, it is very suspicious that US eliminated almost every socialist country. Its almost like capitalism doesnt want everyone having the same rights.
*misclick*
>:)
Welyn didn’t expect to see you here
Welyn lol why u here
I'm a big fan Welyn!!!
It was just another day in the cabbage patch
Welyn subscribe to charborg or the pumpkins will be slaughtered
Cabbage to cabbage. Dust to dust
Yuck to Yum.
*"MY CABBAGES!!!"*
- Cabbage Cart guy from Avatar; The Last Airbender
I couldn't stop thinking about that the whole time
@@NuttyBerry same
Sophia L same
Ah yes.
The holy Cabbage Martyr.
@@bionicdragon5 cabbasicus prime is proud
*Then everything changed when the Cabbage nation attacked...*
1st
gg
when the cabbage man strikes back for the generations of injustice
Soon you shall see versauly it will be their stream, their food supply, we will coleslawter them
Avatar?
WoW Community: Runescape is dead lol
Runescape Community:
I've been active in the WoW community for years and I've literally never seen anyone mention Runescape. Why would they? The games are barely comparable.
@@flamingjockeys This. The comparison was baffling to me as well. They don't even compete for the same playerbase lol.
@@Fren69420 is cabbage time
Oh how the tables must have turned, now
@@bigbalticbox tables have been turning since bfa launch but yeah blizzard is burning
This video opened my eyes. Cabbage is yum not yuck.
Holy shit
Yes with a whole lotta seasoning
I'm amazed HBO hasn't copyright struck you for uploading the finale to GoT.
Cabbage wars
Well we now know that the actual finale was worse than this video
The cabbage civil war is the saddest event in earth's history
brassica prime wept for the fallen
making you tonight’s biggest loser
Piss off sal
YOU'RE FIT TO LEARN ABOUT THE MEANING OF A
BEATDOWN, MADNESS
CABBAGE IN THE BRAIN
LET THE PEE FLOW, LET THE PEE FLOW, MANE
YOU GOT NO BUSINESS QUESTIONING A THANG
Deep weep no cabbage
I seen cabbage
@@PartnershipsForYou cabbage is life
Once i have located a lettuce.@@toootdooot710
"we pee on the duck supply" is the daily phrase I may never hear again
Those poor ducks
Cabbage is life
This was such a great video, shows how just a simple gathering of people can throw runescape into utter chaos
Orphan cabbages
I'm no longer an atheist
SereinRay same
I'm dead
Congrats 🎉🎊
Hail Brassica Prime.
We are cabbageist
I genuinely hope that someone like brand new to RS as a whole joined in and witnessed this event, what an introduction to the game it would have been
*I got a cabbage in my hand, I'm a Happy man today*
First nanners...now cabbages. What is next? D=
lettuce
420 likes, dont ruin it
@@cinnamonsunshine9653 wow, its been 7 months and it is not ruined. Im impressed
@@burtmanucci7910 it's a skill
"The dirt has been fed"
The good times
So excited for this, gonna get the lotion out before I press play
(:
@@bit_crushed exiting content
@@toootdooot710 Love this
De wae
Ayo!
I was moving when the stream/recording was announced. I'm sad to have missed being able to be there with me brethren.
_Yum, not yuck._
9:33 I died for the cabbage
Your sacrifice was not in vain
Rip
You died in vain
You have satiated the Dirt
Friend: what is your religion?
me: it's complicated..
They don't under stand
A classic, but remastered. I'm in love.
A classic, but remastered. NO LOVE.
@@kaan-kaant This reply makes me want to pull my fingers off
Every time I watch this I am still amazed by how awe-striking of a figure the cabbage god is.
An epic conquest lost to time, forbidden from books
I feel like this is how peta lost sight of their goals
Cabbage wars
"If you oppose us, please gravitate towards the fire."
The grw5 killing
Those voices were amazing. "More flavor"
Ah yes the old form a cabbage cult and bait newbs into the wildy.
A classic.
Would that mean charborg did mourning end 1
love your vids man i love em
25 butholes is better
I'm dying at that "Babby chieckn" at 3:29
Edit : Holy shoot I never got this much likes before
Fuck beeg
Beat the meat
I’m speechels
This had an excellent message. It had the best plot I’ve ever seen I was truly impressed by this. The level of acting and action and emotion in this
Cod WW2 - A bomb has been planted on the ammo supply!
Runescape - We pee on the duck supply!
2:44
Only death grips music is fit for the cabbage gods
The *cabbage* is calling for you.
"On that day, I left everything behind... to worship... the DEATH GRIPS"
HELP A CABBAGE BOY TODAY!! AT 1-800-CABBAGE ARMY!
"pee on the duck supply"
What have they done
Couldn't be more honored to be a part of this masterpiece
I love how he used the Death Grips sample at the beginning
Charborg: I have a plan, I just need TIME. We are going to get to the Fountain of Rune, we just need more cabbages, one final score.
This tale inspired everyone who doesn't like cabbage in real life to pretend to like cabbage on a videogame. Inspirational!
You need to make a cabbage religion shirt
I would buy one so quick
Can we make this a thing please. I want a cabbage shirt so bad rite now.
It should be green and have a slightly different green cabbage on it.
"Yum not yuck"
A cabbage with "Yum not yuck" under it seems ideal.
what an absolute masterpiece. I really enjoyed watching this short movie! Cabbage to cabbage, dust to dust!
Cabbage Is God
Cabbage Is Life
Cabbage Is The Thing That Makes Us Unite
All hail the Cabbage God.
I approve of this message
Man Who Makes Cabbage Poem Vs One boi saying he likes the content
This was one of the things that drew me into OSRS, and nearly 5 years later I'm still at it. Great video, man.
See ya next month
Reese Hawkins you make me sad
Wazup
This video sjcks and,you have been cursed for watching,cabbage wars will devastate you.
2 months:(
Absolutely adore the deathgrips background, truly a masterpiece
Is that the drum beat to "No Love" that plays at 0:30
Amazing
Death Grips is amazing
@EpicGamerChild this is deathgrips new game
@EpicGamerChild it's a Minecraft mod
JK it's actually RuneScape
HOW THE TRIP
NEVER STOP
They play more than just the drum beat. I dig the interview 2016 profile pic
The death grips instrumental makes me happy
So a cabbage civil war happen
I like the No Love Deep Web instrumental. You are a man of culture Charborg
"Someone tie the dad to a tree or something!"
Death Grips baby love you charboi
LoudAndOne Yes.
why is this so well put together? Like seriously it has amazing plot, storytelling, editing, characterization, this is simply beautiful.
*”Cabbage to cabbage.. Dust to dust.”*
*SNAP!*
"The dirt has been fed."
That was him
The Judas in our ranks
*Cabbage is love cabbage is life*
I approve of this message
"Beat the meat"
It was a strange world, a world that didn’t understand. The notions of those who followed of yum not yuck was an odd concept. Everyone was safe until they had been exiled on their own accord, they fell amongst themselves. They all fought against their own doubts to the cause, the leader was warned but in the end, he got his people killed. What was left was given what they were promised, a home. However the leader created a discord amongst himself and the doubts were raised again and the people slaughtered themselves, and their leader. He will be judged, tormented, forced in an endless cycle of pain because he was not able to satisfy his own cause. A downfall of a kingdom that was never fully completed
this is the first actual runescape video ive ever seen and im very impressed
7:43 top 10 anime betrayals
I rewatched this every night for the last 7 days. May the cabbage bless me with good dreams and better luck
Fertilize the cabbage fields with their souls
i come back to this video every few months, by far one of the best fucking videos on youtube.
I haven’t genuinely laughed like this at a RUclips video in a long time. Thank you, cabbage lord.
respects to all of the dads who came out to fight during the cabbage war
What is the TTS program you use for all these voices? lol
Yessss, need to know
i know this is late af and you may already have found it lol, but its called acapela box
This was a truly satisfying video to watch with all the voices, and the Cabbage God's voice in particular was enthralling. Yum, not yuck.
The no love beat in the background 💥💥💥
9:41 It's like Moses parting the sea...
I love coming back to this vid and seeing myself in the background. My one claim to youtube fame.
Nice
I die at 11:12 I get a whole zoom in
5:09
Yorkshiremen: "Makes perfect sense to me."
*I’M UP TO NO GOOD*
Cows: exist
Vegans: cease to beef
This video helped cure my friend of his social anxiety.
Ok yeah the "friend" was me.
You're fit ta learn the proper meanin' of a beatdown
Madness chaos in the brain
Let my blood, flow make my blood flow through you mane
You got no business questioning a thang
Solid choice of music
The editing of this is amazing
One of the most creative and enjoyable bits of osrs content i have seen in months. Good job.
Began the Cabbage Wars have
@@themetalsail1097 *cabbage wars begin have
watching this spiral into absolute madness... damn. this is the funniest youtube video I've seen in a while
I need a full version of that ending song, STAT.
This was basically Moses leading people to the promised land but on runescape.
I was Toilethead! This was such a fun stream Charborg! I love your videos so much. Please make Cabbage Wars or Yum Not Yuck merch because I would give you all my money.
i like the detail of upon seeing the cabbage god for the first time, the female death sound effect plays out instead of the male one, implying he screamed like a little girl
0:52 i said YAH YEET
This is the funniest shit ever, the text to speech it hilarious 😂😂😂
Probably the only Channel I find funny and cheer me up
3:29 is when I officially died of laughter. G-fucking-G lmao 😂
All hail the cabbage god
Well done. Thoroughly enjoyed this... Looks like you put a lot of work into it, thanks!
ill never forget when donutoperator recommended your channel. It was the best thing that happened to me.
the desperation of the Cabbage Boyes, they experienced what all religions suffer through. Hatred, Crusades, Glory, Respect, Civil War, Fall, Rebirth
just waiting for a Justin Y Comment
he only watches shitty videos
This is one of the best video game videos I've seen in years. And yes, probably the greatest runescape vid of all time.
Okay I was not expecting to hear Death Grips in this
“Cabbage to cabbage dust to dust”
NO NOT THE CABBAGE INQUSITION