Bretman Rock Reads Thirst Tweets

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  • Опубликовано: 10 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @sheklau60
    @sheklau60 4 года назад +70359

    Bretman is the only one that some how managed to read these thirst tweets like it’s a normal daily conversation😂😂😂

    • @sofiaxx1364
      @sofiaxx1364 4 года назад +1812

      Lmaooo trueeeee. He made this so funny and not awkward or shy like Bitch slaaayyyy

    • @smoothwaterbear
      @smoothwaterbear 4 года назад +318

      David Dobrik also nailed the assignment!

    • @bryhalla
      @bryhalla 4 года назад +131

      you should have watched david dobrik 😂

    • @Bj_mc31
      @Bj_mc31 4 года назад +11

      Is it just me or Bretman looks ugly now?

    • @winnicajames4120
      @winnicajames4120 4 года назад +275

      Billy Joe it’s just u

  • @j1sxns897
    @j1sxns897 4 года назад +11756

    audio: “Bretman Rock”
    captions: *batman rock*

  • @zharatapawan7122
    @zharatapawan7122 4 года назад +20545

    "Does this contour scream 'daddy' to you?"
    I DIED

  • @simplyxvioletOfficialYT
    @simplyxvioletOfficialYT 4 года назад +2983

    They aren’t trolling him, he’s trolling *THEM*

  • @berceys
    @berceys 4 года назад +8419

    "if you give me foreign food, you do not want me to sit on your face."
    *_I DIED_*

  • @dia3756
    @dia3756 4 года назад +7896

    “bretman rock can DESTROY this bussy. PERIOD.”
    “awww that’s cute”

  • @daveyagami5055
    @daveyagami5055 4 года назад +29110

    Random Child:daddy?
    Bretman:dO i LoOk LiKe-

  • @tanyafilms_
    @tanyafilms_ 4 года назад +11736

    "Does this contour scream daddy to you?!"
    Kpop stans:🏃‍♂️🚪

    • @tunesaispaswatiknow9133
      @tunesaispaswatiknow9133 4 года назад +64

      I'm confused,how do they relate?

    • @tunesaispaswatiknow9133
      @tunesaispaswatiknow9133 4 года назад +16

      @@ivs2987 ...oky😁🥴

    • @arleen-nt1hr
      @arleen-nt1hr 4 года назад +204

      I CAN'T WILL Y'ALL-

    • @hugnboba
      @hugnboba 4 года назад +392

      Don't all male artists put at least a thin layer of make up too? It's 2020 and make up on men is normal so

    • @PinkMelatonin
      @PinkMelatonin 4 года назад +354

      @@hugnboba
      Yeah the joke was how kpop idols wear make up too but some stans still call them daddy

  • @milisgondola2961
    @milisgondola2961 4 года назад +5635

    the fact that his personality doesn’t change even when he’s on a different channel, being interviewed or anything speaks on him being ONE AND ONLY ❤️

  • @manansalaaiorynicolev.6701
    @manansalaaiorynicolev.6701 4 года назад +10769

    Bretman: if they don't grow back don't sue me
    Me: chokes on water

    • @heyfellowwatchers8007
      @heyfellowwatchers8007 4 года назад +47

      Is it weird I'm drinking water while reading this

    • @vampmi3470
      @vampmi3470 4 года назад +7

      @@heyfellowwatchers8007 same

    • @lesles.31
      @lesles.31 4 года назад +11

      Hey fellow watchers Omg same ! I was drinking water and I almost choked

    • @cloudnine3330
      @cloudnine3330 4 года назад +3

      same wtf

    • @jungshookidol604
      @jungshookidol604 4 года назад +2

      I should try it

  • @moonchild-ee1bw
    @moonchild-ee1bw 4 года назад +4839

    "Does this contour scream daddy to you?" ICON

    • @minbeomu
      @minbeomu 4 года назад +23

      TAE JIN an icon indeed. He deserves every to prosper! (You nice army keep going)

    • @ferryme
      @ferryme 4 года назад +10

      @@minbeomu go stream black swan 😂😂😂

    • @Unifvl_
      @Unifvl_ 4 года назад +2

      Agreed.

    • @extradrippypicklejuice
      @extradrippypicklejuice 4 года назад +1

      Yshii stans Talent eW you made me cringe

    • @arrumpertiwi7445
      @arrumpertiwi7445 4 года назад +4

      @@ferryme letsgooooo

  • @rhodzrosales6504
    @rhodzrosales6504 3 года назад +3180

    "tinikling is a filipino folk dance if you haven't know because you're uneducated and uncultured"
    I can't-😂

    • @Lifeandverses
      @Lifeandverses 3 года назад +9

      I can't as well. Lmao. 😂

    • @yoj312
      @yoj312 3 года назад +21

      Bretman just casually calling out people 😂

    • @kitchylitchy
      @kitchylitchy 3 года назад +4

      it would have been great if he didn't call it a folklore dance. gurl, no.

    • @nukdae09linerr29
      @nukdae09linerr29 3 года назад

      Me as a Filipino: good luck sa buhay mo sis!
      But like faxxxx I wanted my aunt to teach me how to do tinikling as a kid

    • @margs7805
      @margs7805 3 года назад +1

      Si Sibal ba 'yang profile pic mo? HAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @AM-by2fj
    @AM-by2fj 4 года назад +3169

    “I recommend shaving them off and waiting for them to grow back thicker. But if they don’t...don’t sue me”.
    I’m dead

    • @SkippyBippy
      @SkippyBippy 4 года назад +9

      they don’t grow back thicker tho :(

    • @sofiazar16
      @sofiazar16 4 года назад +8

      Lol blame your eyebrows

    • @sharonkoch3407
      @sharonkoch3407 4 года назад +8

      castor oil and rubbing them to stimulate growth ❤️

  • @thehorsesnamewasfriday8695
    @thehorsesnamewasfriday8695 4 года назад +46669

    They did not roll the clip...

  • @sanieladolan8068
    @sanieladolan8068 4 года назад +6478

    "I inspired myself."
    Me when iI forget the sources at my presentation

  • @imjusttoojinnius8816
    @imjusttoojinnius8816 4 года назад +3042

    Bretman is just so funny he literally just acts so normal asf he literally said “harder bretman rock harder~!” Then he just said “EWWWWWW!” honestly I need to watch him in person reading them I- 💀💀💀💀

    • @onionjuiceantifanpage3719
      @onionjuiceantifanpage3719 4 года назад +15

      True

    • @heeinjangyi5392
      @heeinjangyi5392 3 года назад +17

      The way he just paused after reading the tweet lol

    • @mjf2366
      @mjf2366 3 года назад +6

      He’s not funny !!! He’s rude and flaming !!! Stop making ridiculous people famous !!

    • @najhiahhall7080
      @najhiahhall7080 3 года назад +3

      @@mjf2366 I kinda agree

    • @imjusttoojinnius8816
      @imjusttoojinnius8816 2 года назад +4

      @@mjf2366 who is he making famous? He is literally rude as a joke- you just don’t understand humour

  • @Arkinas
    @Arkinas 4 года назад +18543

    “I didn’t spend 2 hours putting on makeup for you to call me daddy” why am I laughing so hard at this?😭

    • @seanceknowles2911
      @seanceknowles2911 4 года назад +527

      This is the same as when he was ranting in one of his videos on how people botch that he looks so different when he wears makeup. He said , " I didn't spend 2 mfing hrs doing my make up to look the same, bitch", I'm like true 🤷‍♀️

    • @letmebe893
      @letmebe893 4 года назад +34

      Same here 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @kevinroyceho
      @kevinroyceho 4 года назад +107

      we love a power bottom

    • @jalenezan8397
      @jalenezan8397 4 года назад +9

      Then Cleo calls him DADDY hahahahahaha

    • @thegravelord792
      @thegravelord792 4 года назад +5

      Exactly my thought lmfao

  • @rottenteef5173
    @rottenteef5173 4 года назад +11056

    This is 5 minutes and 38 seconds of Bretman not having a good time at BuzzFeed.

    • @stp111
      @stp111 4 года назад +609

      Right. Real Bretman fans knows he don’t act like this lol

    • @IjusVindrBjorr
      @IjusVindrBjorr 4 года назад +442

      He just hates being in LA in general Lmaoo they be asking him to fly out and you see his soul die when he leaves

    • @jodilucia765
      @jodilucia765 4 года назад +122

      He seems too reserved here😂😂.. Where's the energy

    • @KdramaBish
      @KdramaBish 4 года назад +38

      @@jodilucia765 still funny tho & loved the video😂

    • @t1nashi
      @t1nashi 4 года назад +91

      lmaoo i was so uncomfortable watching I feel like BuzzFeed should had get some gay tw tweets bc this was all thirsty straight local girls and it was high key disturbing.... but I enjoyed him reading the ones about him being fierce and shit

  • @daphnemartinez8707
    @daphnemartinez8707 4 года назад +4077

    “I just got high...and ordered it off amazon”😂I felt that

    • @ihrttwix
      @ihrttwix 4 года назад +3

      Daphne Martinez is that you in your pfp? if so you look really pretty!

    • @Chicken82747
      @Chicken82747 4 года назад +8

      albert’s microphone fcking weirdo, this ain’t tinder buddy

  • @soop2073
    @soop2073 4 года назад +227

    “I inspired myself” We all need this energy.

  • @osian.667
    @osian.667 4 года назад +9845

    "GuCci?Da FuQ?"
    A mood i wanna be on.

    • @Gulegardiners
      @Gulegardiners 4 года назад +4

      Shero Skyy *666 LIKES* 😈

    • @skinniestpuma
      @skinniestpuma 4 года назад +21

      That's a rare mood which an extremely rich one and a poor one can relate at the same time.

  • @YourLeftElb0w
    @YourLeftElb0w 4 года назад +7285

    someone: daddy?
    Bretman: DO I LOOK LIKE-

  • @alysaengland2106
    @alysaengland2106 4 года назад +6075

    “I really like how you put period, period, and period.”

  • @Imakeedits149
    @Imakeedits149 4 года назад +1027

    I still remember how Bretman was having a beef with the hurricane while the beauty community was spiraling outta control 🤣

  • @onceanarmyalwaysanigot7782
    @onceanarmyalwaysanigot7782 4 года назад +25400

    I love how speaks English. But never forgets his Filipino culture yes queen

    • @naraira__1397
      @naraira__1397 4 года назад +614

      He did sound a bit filipino when he speaks English. I mean i like it.

    • @jamestheminorbender4978
      @jamestheminorbender4978 4 года назад +48

      Now I know why this comment has only 201 likes

    • @rearozu29
      @rearozu29 4 года назад +36

      Yes namannn💓

    • @mikhaylaaa1979
      @mikhaylaaa1979 4 года назад +107

      LagiNaLangAko23 he does live in the states but he was born and spent most of his childhood in the Philippines

    • @user-nr5or6zz8z
      @user-nr5or6zz8z 4 года назад +8

      yes we stan a queen

  • @kmngla
    @kmngla 4 года назад +10978

    "Harder bretman rock, harder!" "Ewww" 😂👏🏻

    • @simplykatexo2504
      @simplykatexo2504 4 года назад +81

      ewwwwwwwwww

    • @everybodyeverything7997
      @everybodyeverything7997 4 года назад +150

      Sooo I had a dream last night that me and @bretmanrock rolled up to a hotel orgy party but instead locked ourselves in the bathroom and did facemasks and mani/pedis 😭🤷🏽‍♂️

    • @Zombie_Bra1nz
      @Zombie_Bra1nz 4 года назад +51

      @@everybodyeverything7997 well that's interesting

    • @ashdaqueen5375
      @ashdaqueen5375 4 года назад +16

      @@Zombie_Bra1nz it's in the video :/

    • @addiemua8844
      @addiemua8844 4 года назад +7

      Kim Angela and nobody I legit read these while he was saying them.

  • @ayaxd3981
    @ayaxd3981 4 года назад +4029

    "harder bretman rock! harder!"
    "ew!"
    2 secs later "ew!"

  • @titaniamengyun
    @titaniamengyun 3 года назад +268

    *“Thank god I’m gay” -Bretman Rock*
    I didn’t know him but now I do.

  • @rh93mn
    @rh93mn 4 года назад +1825

    *"call me MOMMY"* - Bretman Rock, 2020

  • @saraifrancis4989
    @saraifrancis4989 4 года назад +3835

    He’s the only one who gives constructive criticism to his thirst tweets and he acts like this happens everyday😂😂

  • @urboshii
    @urboshii 4 года назад +7321

    “if you give me foreign food you do not want me to sit on your face” SENT ME

    • @briecrocker
      @briecrocker 4 года назад +102

      I was looking for this comment 😂 when I told you I burst out laughing I woke everyone in my house up 😂😭

    • @kaeleuu
      @kaeleuu 3 года назад +35

      IM CRYINGGGG

    • @kobecharles
      @kobecharles 3 года назад +44

      I just took a drink and literally spit it everywhere when he said that 😂

    • @rpamb8807
      @rpamb8807 3 года назад +6

      OMG I AM THE 1K LIKE

    • @araeeianagrande-_-
      @araeeianagrande-_- 3 года назад +3

      HddudusjncSJUDEJEJW8jsjsAJISJDJS

  • @hystreric
    @hystreric 4 года назад +2958

    "who's starting these rumors about me? i'm not vers, i'm not a top either so... fill in the lines."
    BRETMAN

    • @jperrocks5712
      @jperrocks5712 3 года назад +25

      I was looking for this lol

    • @laliah18
      @laliah18 3 года назад +2

      What does it mean? What is a vers?

    • @anyways3114
      @anyways3114 3 года назад +4

      . he can be top or bottom

    • @archer9855
      @archer9855 3 года назад +2

      ​@@laliah18 vers = versatile = top or bottom
      top = the man who GIVES the penis in the anus
      bottom = the man who RECEIVES the penis in the anus

    • @Hamppariranskis
      @Hamppariranskis 2 года назад

      THEY KEEP SPREADING LIES SO HE HAS TO

  • @jeonmfs
    @jeonmfs 4 года назад +15026

    “Tinikling is a filipino folk dance if you guys are uncultured or uneducated.”
    I CRACKED SOXJWIXND

    • @night_rhi469
      @night_rhi469 4 года назад +263

      Tinikling is actually pretty hard
      I almost crushed my foot once while practicing😂

    • @sofiazar16
      @sofiazar16 4 года назад +124

      @@night_rhi469 Tinikling is difficult. I tried it, it was fun but you have to be fast

    • @night_rhi469
      @night_rhi469 4 года назад +33

      All my kaibigan
      We have unique dances,might be hard but atleast it's fun

    • @night_rhi469
      @night_rhi469 4 года назад +13

      @@sofiazar16 yeah you have to keep up with the beat of the bamboo sticks

    • @sofiazar16
      @sofiazar16 4 года назад +21

      @@night_rhi469 Yes! I tried dancing and I almost tripped. Tried holding the bamboo sticks, and the person who was dancing tripped but we all just laughed it off at the end

  • @daya4364
    @daya4364 4 года назад +4871

    "If you give me foreign food you do not want me to sit on your face" 💀😂😂😂

    • @gvkyrobacatan3998
      @gvkyrobacatan3998 4 года назад +8

      Omg hahaha right?

    • @briecrocker
      @briecrocker 4 года назад +45

      I was looking for this comment 😂 when I told you I burst out laughing I woke everyone in my house up 😂😭

    • @hafizatulsufiahyaacob5186
      @hafizatulsufiahyaacob5186 4 года назад +6

      He just saying fact bitch. You don't

    • @king2195
      @king2195 4 года назад +13

      CRYING FOR A WHOLE HOUR W THIS 😭😭😭😭😭

    • @nlraya8013
      @nlraya8013 4 года назад +3

      @@briecrocker same for me 🤣🤣

  • @vibeyvibevibes
    @vibeyvibevibes 4 года назад +4715

    they censorsed so many words I think i can still hear the beeps

    • @oopsiateyourgrandmabyaccid8407
      @oopsiateyourgrandmabyaccid8407 4 года назад +8

      Agreed

    • @fatmas_iphone
      @fatmas_iphone 4 года назад +21

      CHITTAPRRR CHITAPPRRR *in johnnys voice*

    • @lydiayeonnie
      @lydiayeonnie 4 года назад +5

      Army💜

    • @theegoatfaith_1330
      @theegoatfaith_1330 4 года назад +5

      Army

    • @AMATCHALATTE
      @AMATCHALATTE 4 года назад +29

      Don't bring K-Pop into the video when it's unrelated to it. I know the commenter is a K-Pop fan, but that doesn't mean you can spam "ArmY" in the replies. It's annoying, please stop.

  • @amayamarie5020
    @amayamarie5020 4 года назад +937

    No one:
    The subtitles: Hey guys its me Batman Rock

  • @aly8950
    @aly8950 4 года назад +5307

    No one:
    Bretman: Don’t call me daddy... zaddy whatever you stupids

  • @avii_stein7811
    @avii_stein7811 4 года назад +9780

    This is how many times they had to bleep Bretman
    👇🏼

  • @cocobork3453
    @cocobork3453 4 года назад +3974

    "if you give me foreign food‌, you do not want me to sit on your face" lmaooo

  • @parousia220
    @parousia220 3 года назад +127

    Bretman is so naturally funny, I love him so much haha

  • @kendal3602
    @kendal3602 4 года назад +18055

    "Ugh, don't call me daddy. Does this contour scream daddy to you?!"
    Every Kpop stan: *sweats nervously*

  • @ariadevera9131
    @ariadevera9131 4 года назад +3549

    "Does this CONTOUR scream daddy to you??"
    I died

    • @jacquelynj5171
      @jacquelynj5171 4 года назад +2

      kk i didnt get ?

    • @beomgyusperson
      @beomgyusperson 4 года назад +5

      lemme mess with the likes since its at 999

    • @ceecee5424
      @ceecee5424 3 года назад +3

      😂😂😂

    • @libbyc2934
      @libbyc2934 3 года назад +4

      @@jacquelynj5171 basically he’s saying that he put on makeup for people to say “daddy”. The term “daddy” in slang means a masculine man that is supposedly sexy or hot. Yet, Bretman is gay so he prefers feminine terms.

    • @jacquelynj5171
      @jacquelynj5171 3 года назад

      @@libbyc2934 ooh kkk

  • @dprlive6119
    @dprlive6119 4 года назад +6258

    what’s Bretman Rock’s business being all boyfriend material when he has absolutely no intention to be my boyfriend

  • @serena_jackson997
    @serena_jackson997 3 года назад +658

    Bretman: *Hates the word daddy*
    Also Bretman: *Uses that word on CORPSE*

  • @yonggrey6407
    @yonggrey6407 4 года назад +5459

    "Harder Bretman Rock! Harder!"
    "Eww!"

  • @echoignacio397
    @echoignacio397 4 года назад +1744

    Director: Do we need to add "BLEEP" on every bad word you say.
    Bretman: Yes "bleep".

  • @angeleyeszarai
    @angeleyeszarai 4 года назад +9990

    He is a QUEEN. The end. Don't call him "daddy" that's disrespectful. 🙄

    • @acecorazón
      @acecorazón 4 года назад +448

      but he said we could call him "mommy" tho😳

    • @cheesecheese6950
      @cheesecheese6950 4 года назад +175

      Ria Freyja
      Daddy is a term you'd use for someone who is masculine, so that's why he's okay with people calling him Mommy.

    • @acecorazón
      @acecorazón 4 года назад +46

      @@cheesecheese6950 yes i know i was only pointing out that we are allowed to call him mommy instead of daddy😅

    • @justjkhad9575
      @justjkhad9575 4 года назад +6

      Yes
      Tell twitter users to stop doing something
      If you really believe that send 50000$ to www.stealyourmoney/scamscam_we'relyingtoyou.com
      They're using it to build schools

    • @fadedpages
      @fadedpages 4 года назад

      @star no

  • @rebeccal.7225
    @rebeccal.7225 3 года назад +46

    bretman rock's "dont call me daddy" and jungkook's "dont call me oppa" radiates the same energy istg

  • @jaylaarmani3697
    @jaylaarmani3697 4 года назад +13677

    I think it’s disrespectful to keep saying you’d like him better if he was masculine. Let Him be him damn.

    • @clarascreativecorner9623
      @clarascreativecorner9623 4 года назад +110

      Yes

    • @simplykatexo2504
      @simplykatexo2504 4 года назад +268

      exactly let him be his dammn self. getting judged on the internet eww gross

    • @ataparag232
      @ataparag232 4 года назад +9

      true

    • @Indiegirl007
      @Indiegirl007 4 года назад +142

      I was kinda bothered by that too. It was gross, and just wrong on so many levels. He's fem, leave him alone.

    • @TheMuffinHamster
      @TheMuffinHamster 4 года назад +51

      That's what I was thinking! I kept getting mad when they kept asking. It was so rude

  • @niharikaghosh7666
    @niharikaghosh7666 4 года назад +2778

    "People ask me all the time what inspired you to get a stripper pole in your house? I'm like I inspired myself tf 🙄"
    If this ain't Bretman's whole personality summed up in a sentence

    • @cristinasantovena
      @cristinasantovena 4 года назад +12

      literally, he's the new oprah with those inspirational vibes

  • @lawliet7757
    @lawliet7757 4 года назад +4573

    “ then stomp on me with louboutin stilletto boots..... *That sounds about right* ..”

    • @okay4059
      @okay4059 4 года назад +2

      •kætßūkį-8ækûgœū’ • lmao wot

  • @kazutomotakayoshtosh
    @kazutomotakayoshtosh 3 года назад +15

    “I love how he put ., PERIOD, and .”

  • @mariamh5848
    @mariamh5848 4 года назад +2933

    bretman is literally the most iconic person ever pls.

    • @barracuda0405
      @barracuda0405 4 года назад +2

      Don't hate me but I think he is really obnoxious and not funny at all

    • @kingReddy101
      @kingReddy101 4 года назад +1

      @@barracuda0405 You just jealoussssss.

    • @barracuda0405
      @barracuda0405 4 года назад +1

      @@kingReddy101 bruh try again 😂

    • @fart322
      @fart322 4 года назад +1

      Barracuda then why u watching the vid

    • @barracuda0405
      @barracuda0405 4 года назад +2

      @@fart322 to find out if he is less annoying when he isn't on his own channel. I was wrong.

  • @ShuichiMin57
    @ShuichiMin57 4 года назад +5186

    i did NOT know someone could be an agressive bottom like this ahsjshhs i gotta LOVE this man

    • @casscarroll2753
      @casscarroll2753 4 года назад +49

      Look up bratty subs yo 😛

    • @ShuichiMin57
      @ShuichiMin57 4 года назад +63

      @@casscarroll2753 no yeah i know abt bratty subs, i just never witnessed one that was like this. maybe i just never saw one tho, just read the term and thought i understood. either way, i enjoyed his personality a LOT

    • @treelamphug
      @treelamphug 4 года назад +85

      He could be a dominant bottom, it's not too uncommon.

    • @ShuichiMin57
      @ShuichiMin57 4 года назад +12

      @@treelamphug youre RIGHT👀

    • @adrian_hook
      @adrian_hook 4 года назад +43

      Lol really? You must be unfamiliar with the concept of a power bottom 😂 Go listen to G.U.Y. by Lady Gaga it’s a power bottom anthem

  • @asteria3949
    @asteria3949 4 года назад +4111

    “Top tease Bretman Rock can DESTROY this buddy. PERIOD.”
    Bretman: aw that’s so cute

  • @Sweetduo44
    @Sweetduo44 3 года назад +33

    "Don't call me daddy I will report your tweet"you read your comments

  • @caramelmacchiato9193
    @caramelmacchiato9193 4 года назад +1704

    The whole video is 5 minutes, and he spent two minutes of it expressing his hate over “ Daddy”

  • @christinediampovisa5862
    @christinediampovisa5862 4 года назад +4305

    "I'm not a verse"
    "I'm not a top either. So, fill in the lines"
    Lmao 🤣😉😂

    • @LuluLove22
      @LuluLove22 4 года назад +17

      please, can you tell me what vers is? lol

    • @christinediampovisa5862
      @christinediampovisa5862 4 года назад +138

      @@LuluLove22 A verse is someone who can top AND be a bottom babes (depends on the situation/relationship). Where others are EITHER tops or bottoms. Brent only bottoms.

    • @LuluLove22
      @LuluLove22 4 года назад +26

      @@christinediampovisa5862 lmaooo oh okay! 'preciate you

    • @bruzebruze5959
      @bruzebruze5959 4 года назад +27

      *"Versatile"*

    • @imlubu
      @imlubu 4 года назад +10

      @@christinediampovisa5862 i thought that was just called a switch?

  • @giadaj833
    @giadaj833 4 года назад +5928

    "if you want nice eyebrows i really recommend shaving them off and waiting for them to grow back, they grow back thicker"
    Me: *shaving my eyebrows*
    "But if they dont, dont sue me"
    Me with no eyebrows: 👀

  • @theprettiestgirll
    @theprettiestgirll 4 года назад +239

    “Does this contour scream daddy to you?!”
    **Sweats in K-Pop stan**

  • @czarina5
    @czarina5 4 года назад +3067

    bretman: "dont call me daddy"
    next tweet: "zaddy"
    *facepalm* 😂😂😂😂

    • @ttylxoxo1929
      @ttylxoxo1929 4 года назад +3

      I’ll do the honors I suppose

  • @zainabzafar3750
    @zainabzafar3750 4 года назад +2131

    “Does dis cOnTOuR scREAm DadDy to YoU?”

  • @hxney_jae9831
    @hxney_jae9831 4 года назад +11560

    Jungkook: Don’t call me oppa
    Bretman: Don’t call me daddy

    • @eejellly
      @eejellly 4 года назад +97

      Kim Jaemi 😂😂 ofc ofc

    • @kyramiller7538
      @kyramiller7538 4 года назад +190

      I gotta comment about anything about BTS so then But then Jungkook makes a song that says I wanna be your oppa. Well the group does

    • @toritotoro967
      @toritotoro967 4 года назад +61

      omfg made my day lmao

    • @clarascreativecorner9623
      @clarascreativecorner9623 4 года назад +78

      Omg Jungkook gets pretty pissed

    • @clarascreativecorner9623
      @clarascreativecorner9623 4 года назад +40

      Im listening to no more dream

  • @cikin5677
    @cikin5677 3 года назад +50

    "harder bretman rock, harder" dang i died laughing 😀

  • @tylerdmullins3229
    @tylerdmullins3229 4 года назад +776

    "HARDER BRETMAN ROCK, HARDER!"
    Me: *crying and put on repeat lmao*

  • @jimams_jamz5518
    @jimams_jamz5518 4 года назад +1488

    Thumbnail: "Bretmans butt is bigger than my future"
    Bretman rock: *Smiles*

  • @phillmcrack7876
    @phillmcrack7876 4 года назад +625

    Bretman: Roll the clip
    Buzzfeed: uhhh yeah I don’t think so

  • @PaoloMartinLalas
    @PaoloMartinLalas 4 года назад +21

    I usually don't burst out laughing watching Thirst Tweets, but this takes the cake. His comments about his tweets are hilarious!

  • @pepsicola0786
    @pepsicola0786 4 года назад +1011

    "I recommend shaving off your eyesbrows bc they grow back thicker and if they don't, don't sue me" 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @ummalaakalzadjali1261
    @ummalaakalzadjali1261 4 года назад +2975

    I want Harry styles to read thirst tweets

    • @corincoetzee
      @corincoetzee 4 года назад +4

      Um malaak Al zadjali yes please!

    • @zeehambrick8336
      @zeehambrick8336 4 года назад +2

      Same that would great😂😂😂

    • @sj8814
      @sj8814 4 года назад +75

      He's gonna dodge every tweet 😂

    • @hstyles6951
      @hstyles6951 4 года назад +105

      “Umm... That's very inappropriate but thank you so much love...”
      “This is a family show orrrr is itt?”
      Harry Edward Styles everyone

    • @sujeyriver7291
      @sujeyriver7291 4 года назад

      Yeeees! Please ! 😭

  • @MSxhavhiie
    @MSxhavhiie 4 года назад +704

    "Don't call me DADDY, just call me MOMMY or something."
    Me: I call you KWEEN 👸🏻

  • @XxdextriousxX
    @XxdextriousxX 3 года назад +186

    What inspired you to put a stripping pole in your house?
    “Myself”

  • @harrietsecoli5948
    @harrietsecoli5948 4 года назад +501

    “call me mommy... or something”

    • @shahnazwm
      @shahnazwm 3 года назад +2

      😂 I lost itt thereee

  • @btsaristan1432
    @btsaristan1432 4 года назад +1223

    Bretman being triggered by the word daddy for 5:38 lmaooo

  • @jlmoreno2447
    @jlmoreno2447 4 года назад +2738

    3:54
    Bretman: *reading the tweet*
    "hARDER BRETMAN ROCK, HARDER"
    also Bretman: *cringes*
    I- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HIS REACTION 😂

    • @zoeoonszewei3676
      @zoeoonszewei3676 4 года назад +16

      i cringed so fucking hard, but your pfp tho-

    • @jlmoreno2447
      @jlmoreno2447 4 года назад

      @@zoeoonszewei3676 ey HAHAHA ooooo fellow carat?

    • @zoeoonszewei3676
      @zoeoonszewei3676 4 года назад

      @@jlmoreno2447 getting into them

    • @holyseokjin9247
      @holyseokjin9247 4 года назад +1

      HE LOOKS SO DISTGUSTEDDDD

    • @italyromero30
      @italyromero30 4 года назад +4

      That's that face when someone takes a bite out of my food

  • @verme6282
    @verme6282 2 года назад +10

    “if you feed me foreign food, you do not want me to sit on your face”
    💀

  • @danielgibson4978
    @danielgibson4978 4 года назад +513

    “But wait it’s sold out you might not be even be able to get it”

  • @CupOfTae_SugaKookies_Sprite
    @CupOfTae_SugaKookies_Sprite 4 года назад +469

    Imagine watching this and Bretman reads your tweet and you're the one who called him daddy. Lol

    • @arrumpertiwi7445
      @arrumpertiwi7445 4 года назад +7

      JungshOOk then

    • @fmjjjjn7510
      @fmjjjjn7510 4 года назад +1

      Cup of Tae, with Suga Kookies no jams & a sprite ahhhhh 😬😶

  • @mouzube
    @mouzube 4 года назад +217

    I love that he’s so casual about this. Everyone else is always like, “oh my god, so shocked, I can’t believe they’re saying this,” and he’s just like, yeah, these make sense.

  • @y222kgrl
    @y222kgrl 4 года назад +254

    bretmans "im not your daddy" = jungkooks "im not your oppa"

    • @theprettiestgirll
      @theprettiestgirll 4 года назад +2

      Yes omg

    • @tunesaispaswatiknow9133
      @tunesaispaswatiknow9133 4 года назад

      ???

    • @theprettiestgirll
      @theprettiestgirll 4 года назад +2

      @Royo Diva u wouldn’t get it unless ur an army lol

    • @tunesaispaswatiknow9133
      @tunesaispaswatiknow9133 4 года назад +9

      @@theprettiestgirll the Army??😳 I'm still in school bro and I never thought of joining the army in my life.🥴

    • @theprettiestgirll
      @theprettiestgirll 4 года назад +5

      @Royo Diva AHAHHAHA NO- sorry I laughed but- 😂 no not THE ARMY, Jungkook is a member of a South Korean boy band “BTS,” and he always says “I’m not your oppa,” and BTS’s fandom name is ARMY, which is why I said “You wouldn’t get it unless ur an army lol,” ahah omg lol sorry I just can’t stop laughing, no, we’re not in the army 😂

  • @syd_1876
    @syd_1876 4 года назад +827

    this is a video i never thought i’d see

  • @frogrealness
    @frogrealness 4 года назад +549

    “bretman rocks butt is bigger than my future”
    “...honestly yeah.”

  • @isamarie31
    @isamarie31 4 года назад +520

    No one:
    absolutely no one:
    Bretman: I didn’t put on makeup for you to call me daddy

  • @maellyly6227
    @maellyly6227 4 года назад +11

    “I really put on makeup for two fucking hours for you to call me daddy?”
    BRUUUUH I DIED. 💀

  • @redfffsh
    @redfffsh 4 года назад +751

    Tweet: "bretman rock’s butt is bigger than my future"
    Bretman: **honestly yah...I DO HAVE A FATASS**

  • @teehee8666
    @teehee8666 4 года назад +645

    “Haven’t been on bretmans IG page in a while”... Thats not my problem😂🤣

  • @detectivea9213
    @detectivea9213 4 года назад +3861

    Bretman : Being Gay with makeup
    Girls : Hey bishhhhh
    Bretman : without makeup still gay
    Girls : DAMN ZADDY YOU FINEEEEEE
    edit : THANK YALL SO MUCH FOR THE LIKES

    • @love23music1
      @love23music1 4 года назад +30

      That's me 😂

    • @mudmod2266
      @mudmod2266 4 года назад +2

      Lmaooo

    • @adrina196
      @adrina196 4 года назад +2

      Mimi TS $c&h23h))

    • @mack171
      @mack171 4 года назад +3

      😂😂😂 zaddy😂😂😂 im dying dude😂

    • @detectivea9213
      @detectivea9213 4 года назад +1

      @@mack171 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Yanyan-sw7yd
    @Yanyan-sw7yd 3 года назад +66

    Moral of the story: Don't call Bretman 'daddy'.

  • @coffeetea8577
    @coffeetea8577 4 года назад +350

    Bret being offended at being called Daddy or Zaddy is a whole ass mood lmao....I love him!!

  • @szalipacat2548
    @szalipacat2548 4 года назад +819

    “Imagine jlo after hustlers ‘bretman put a stripper pole in your living room’’
    💀

    • @bynxie1748
      @bynxie1748 4 года назад +4

      Canadian Eilish Babexx I was looking for this comment lmaoooo that shit sent me

  • @Noon460
    @Noon460 4 года назад +418

    I'm a straight girl and seeing him without makeup that makes me a mess

    • @kamen8361
      @kamen8361 4 года назад +3

      Bretman rock is currently reporting you😂😂😂

    • @mystya2917
      @mystya2917 4 года назад +6

      Im a ho for him with or without makeup tbh 😏❤

  • @rioclo4506
    @rioclo4506 3 года назад +1

    The only thrist tweet i have been waiting

  • @fouzanism
    @fouzanism 4 года назад +345

    "Bretman Rock has better eyebrows than the entire female population and that's actual facts"
    BRETMAN: *Honestly, She speaks facts*
    we love a confident baddie.

  • @kekw5153
    @kekw5153 4 года назад +610

    Other celebs: *laughs* *chuckles*
    Bretman: *EW*

  • @TeddyBruises
    @TeddyBruises 4 года назад +341

    "I really recommend shaving your eyebrows off bc they grow back thicker... but if they don't, don't sue me"
    Dead omg

  • @Haminchesee
    @Haminchesee 2 года назад +5

    "I literally put on makeup for 2 fcking hours for you to call me daddy?!"
    *I felt that*

  • @jessAngiee2468
    @jessAngiee2468 4 года назад +266

    Bretman appreciating that “.” “PERIOD” and “.” Is meee 😂

  • @JustCallMeBo1
    @JustCallMeBo1 4 года назад +1312

    *Tweets: "Bretman Rock is thicc"*
    *"I would let Bretman Rock wreck me"*
    *"Please Bretman Rock tap dance on my throat"*
    *"Bretman Rock can step on me with stiletto boots"*
    *Bretman: "That sounds about right."*
    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @michellelam5268
    @michellelam5268 4 года назад +99

    I love how everyone is embarassed when they read these tweets BRETMAN IS ON A WHOLE DIFF LEVEL IM CRYIN

  • @vixilic
    @vixilic 3 года назад +9

    GOD BRETMAN IS LITERALLY HILARIOUS I LOVE HIM