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I can just imagine a sorcerer attempting to burn a bunch of human prisoners to a crisp, only to be met with mockery for still believing in such childish things as magic. Fast forward, and the sorcerer sits on the ground crying, desperately trying for the hundredth time to channel magic, while being bullied by a bunch of tied up humans, and one of them sitting besides him and patting his head.
Human: magic in any concept of the word does not exist or is merely science that we don't understand. Your form of it seems to be in the former category. ** Rolled the d20 on 'Vicious Mockery' **
"Their guardians abandoned them either to fend for themselves or some sort of experiment..." Yeah... it's not like we killed our god and put him on a stick...
i would love to hear the human side of the human resistance to sorcery. yea we killed a bunch of enemies. was it hard? No, easy in fact...for some reason they believe in magic...i think, they did a bunch of hand wavy stuff as we killed them. nothing happened of course but still, this is easy.
Sorcery ? Welp, we had us some of those back in the day. Always mumbling incantations , waving their arms about, oh it worked all right its just ..they were too slow. See someone mumbling under their breath waving their arms around? Put a couple of arrows to them, from a nice safe distance. Can't mumble with a chest full of their own blood can they? That was before we discovered how to make things go boom! Fascinating stuff! Truly amazing! Such loud noise, such colorful flames, the screaming detracted somewhat, but not much. You are seriously telling me you xenos eat your food raw? By the Golden Throne bud , i'm about to rock your galaxy! Emperor be praised! we found the most effective means of enslaving the filth. Cooked food! They get addicted fast and will do anything for a hot meal. Who knew the best weapon of neutralising a xenos threat, was hot sauce? Forget the Astartes , send cooks.
Xenos Head Sorcerer : Humans seems to be immune to our magic. In fact, they act as if no killing spell was ever cast at them. Humans after the battle : They are pathetic. Mumbling things and weaving their arms around doing nothing while we mow them down.
“You gave a name to your god?” “Yes human, now what is yours!” (Burst of laughter) “We don’t have a name for god! We have different titles, Allah, Jehovah, Buddha, but never a name! For how can we name the All-Mighty? All humanity has done is out of understanding! We learn what we may know the world around us, for after all, if God is real, then he/she is everywhere! So when we learn of the world and how to use the knowledge, we come closer to understanding GOD!” (Alien backs away in fear) “THROUGH SCIENCE AND KNOWLEDGE, WE GAIN VICTORY!”
@@themrcrow2901 well, Allah is just how Muslims and people who speak Arabic call God (Arabic Christians literally call God Allah because it's the equivalent in the language), and I'm quite sure Jehovah is just another name/title/word for God as well, since as far as I can remember the Jehovah witnesses are also part of the abrahamic religions family (I think that was the name of the family at least, my memory is kinda shitty, think like, Christians, Muslims and Jews for example) and they have basically the same basic scriptures (you know, the old testament, that has Adam and Eve and all of that). Buddha is definitely and absolutely a different deity though. Not related at all with the other two.
@@gabrielabatista6016 I agree with everything, but just want to add that 'budda' just means 'elightened' so it's also just a title given to the 'enlightend being'. Yes, the religion around it is different, but it is relatively similar to our western trend of calling The god simply 'god'.
@@MashedPotatoes690 oh, I see; same naming principle, I guess? I'm not at all familiar with Buddhism, it's not very common here in Brazil (though people do thing that putting a Buddha statue in a plate with coins brings fortune for some reason), so I didn't know about that; but thanks for telling me something new =)
Shepherds pie, though technically Shearpards pie is made with sheep meat most people eat it with beef wh8ch the pie actually has a different name but I can't remember right now.
@@The-Singularity-X01 ooo, I like that. I have heard it explained that consciousness is just which ever competing collection of neurons out-scream the other at any given moment. We produce maelstrom of psychic noise that would make subtle influences akin to trying to wave a handfan to stop a hurricane by those who try.
@@lordpfeiffer8490 far from it. I was saying that we are resistant to messages meant to control us. If we believe in something, perhaps it's because we truly believe in it and not just because one told us too.
I feel if humans had a god, they would immediately kill it, I mean think about it all stories with gods people always have people who go against them like the Olympian’s, if anything the only go we worship would be Lady Luck
Funny fact. You know that in some traditional beliefs. Iron...doesn't like magic and creatures using it? Now tell me...what carries oxygen in our blood? Hemoglobin. What it uses to do so? IRON ATOMS
After watching mankind over the past decades of my life and suddenly this just seems plausible to some extent cause we're just the top preditor on this rock and not really a very bright one at that LOL
@@gmradio2436 we respect her, and pay attention to her, hell most of us even ask her for favors/blessings. But humans for the most part don't pay attention to why/how she influences the world except in as much as we notice when our actions earn us a small personal favor from her, whereas death, war, and trickster gods all get very serious attention even from those who don't believe in God or gods simply in how we strive to learn everything we can from these gods and apply it to our own lives.
@@gmradio2436 again part of humanity respects her enough to worship her, but war trickster and death gods all get taught to some degree while studying history no matter where and when you look if humanity retained any knowledge about them to the modern tubes. Luck while resurrected in some places and times is rarely so influential that history has traces of her everywhere, death, war, and trickster gods pop up almost anywhere you look, and even when you don't find them that's generally because history doesn't mention leaders praying to gods before battle all that often, not because they didn't but because it was so common sense back then that recording it simply didn't occur to anyone back then. After all if you're about to go into battle depending on circumstance you'll pray to at least one of those gods who could provide knowledge or strength or look the other way when it comes to your men and pay extra attention to the enemy enough to improve your ability to win. Thus while humanity dies pay attention to Lady Luck we as a whole do not respect her nearly as much as the other gods I mentioned. I think we should pay her a LOT more attention but as a species we don't.
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I can just imagine a sorcerer attempting to burn a bunch of human prisoners to a crisp, only to be met with mockery for still believing in such childish things as magic. Fast forward, and the sorcerer sits on the ground crying, desperately trying for the hundredth time to channel magic, while being bullied by a bunch of tied up humans, and one of them sitting besides him and patting his head.
Ahh I needed a tan
"magic doesnt exist and if it does it doesnt affect me"
Humans:"Pff... Magic is just uncool and for loosers"
Mage:*in tears after 3rd failed magic attack* "n... No its not"
@@wolfoffenris9951 Human used mockery it was super effective
Spoken like a true Ork XD
Human: magic in any concept of the word does not exist or is merely science that we don't understand. Your form of it seems to be in the former category.
** Rolled the d20 on 'Vicious Mockery' **
"Their guardians abandoned them either to fend for themselves or some sort of experiment..."
Yeah... it's not like we killed our god and put him on a stick...
But it worked out for Him - He ressurected three days later. ✝️
The only way to free the Holy Spirit is to break the mortal shell, the uninitiated only see this as murder.
@@shutterchick79 Lol he just pretended to die and then ran away after 3 days like the coward he was
@@babla69420 May He reveal Himself to you soon....
@@shutterchick79 found the zelot
Technology - Humanity’s Magic.
that it does
@@AgroSquerril Any sufficiently researched magic is indistinguishable from science. :)
Theres a saying "Science is the true Magic."
The stuff that is indistinguishable from sufficiently advanced technology that can be mistaken from magic.
@@bobsterclause342 Any sufficiently researched magic is indistinguishable from science.
i would love to hear the human side of the human resistance to sorcery. yea we killed a bunch of enemies. was it hard? No, easy in fact...for some reason they believe in magic...i think, they did a bunch of hand wavy stuff as we killed them. nothing happened of course but still, this is easy.
Sorcery ? Welp, we had us some of those back in the day. Always mumbling incantations , waving their arms about, oh it worked all right its just ..they were too slow. See someone mumbling under their breath waving their arms around? Put a couple of arrows to them, from a nice safe distance.
Can't mumble with a chest full of their own blood can they? That was before we discovered how to make things go boom! Fascinating stuff! Truly amazing! Such loud noise, such colorful flames, the screaming detracted somewhat, but not much.
You are seriously telling me you xenos eat your food raw? By the Golden Throne bud , i'm about to rock your galaxy!
Emperor be praised! we found the most effective means of enslaving the filth. Cooked food! They get addicted fast and will do anything for a hot meal.
Who knew the best weapon of neutralising a xenos threat, was hot sauce? Forget the Astartes , send cooks.
chefs to tame the universe
Xenos Head Sorcerer : Humans seems to be immune to our magic. In fact, they act as if no killing spell was ever cast at them.
Humans after the battle : They are pathetic. Mumbling things and weaving their arms around doing nothing while we mow them down.
“You gave a name to your god?”
“Yes human, now what is yours!”
(Burst of laughter) “We don’t have a name for god! We have different titles, Allah, Jehovah, Buddha, but never a name! For how can we name the All-Mighty? All humanity has done is out of understanding! We learn what we may know the world around us, for after all, if God is real, then he/she is everywhere! So when we learn of the world and how to use the knowledge, we come closer to understanding GOD!”
(Alien backs away in fear)
“THROUGH SCIENCE AND KNOWLEDGE, WE GAIN VICTORY!”
I like this, but all of those are names AND very different deities
@@themrcrow2901 well, Allah is just how Muslims and people who speak Arabic call God (Arabic Christians literally call God Allah because it's the equivalent in the language), and I'm quite sure Jehovah is just another name/title/word for God as well, since as far as I can remember the Jehovah witnesses are also part of the abrahamic religions family (I think that was the name of the family at least, my memory is kinda shitty, think like, Christians, Muslims and Jews for example) and they have basically the same basic scriptures (you know, the old testament, that has Adam and Eve and all of that).
Buddha is definitely and absolutely a different deity though. Not related at all with the other two.
@@gabrielabatista6016 I agree with everything, but just want to add that 'budda' just means 'elightened' so it's also just a title given to the 'enlightend being'. Yes, the religion around it is different, but it is relatively similar to our western trend of calling The god simply 'god'.
@@MashedPotatoes690 oh, I see; same naming principle, I guess? I'm not at all familiar with Buddhism, it's not very common here in Brazil (though people do thing that putting a Buddha statue in a plate with coins brings fortune for some reason), so I didn't know about that; but thanks for telling me something new =)
@@gabrielabatista6016 Buddha isn't even a god, he's just regular guy from india
I remember the ending to the human resistance to sorcery story. It ended, differently than i thought. There is alot of stones on terra. #98.
Wow you remember that?
@@Danieljfriend275 I just remembered the name of that. Just a quick search found it.
Thanks
You can never go wrong with a good shepherd's pie. One of the very few things I know how to actually make.
we may not have magic but we're wizards in the kitchen
That's the lesson I got from these two stories as well...
Everyone gangsta till doom slayer pops up with humanity's gods head
cue the music
mfw humans are klingons.
Or Gaia saying “ hey don’t look at me they told me to stay out of this”
So we're blanks from 40k. Sounds about right
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Shepherds pie, though technically Shearpards pie is made with sheep meat most people eat it with beef wh8ch the pie actually has a different name but I can't remember right now.
Cottage pie
@@AgroSquerril thank you that was really helpful.
So! It's still delicious when properly prepared
Pork pie, for all your hat needs
Great now i want Shepards pie
We're very resistant to mind control due to years and years of learning to ignore advertisements, propaganda, and senseless nationalism.
That or the very structure of our brains are so different to any other species that mind control is just impossible to use on us.
@@The-Singularity-X01 ooo, I like that. I have heard it explained that consciousness is just which ever competing collection of neurons out-scream the other at any given moment. We produce maelstrom of psychic noise that would make subtle influences akin to trying to wave a handfan to stop a hurricane by those who try.
@@milohobo9186 Eh, I was thinking its more akin to two entirely incompatible systems trying to interact.
so your saying since i am a nationalist. i am evil eh?
@@lordpfeiffer8490 far from it. I was saying that we are resistant to messages meant to control us. If we believe in something, perhaps it's because we truly believe in it and not just because one told us too.
Humans will be the Tyranids of this universe if we discover FTL and finally crack fusion LOL
No, humans are space orks
I mean we actually do have war animals, they're called dogs and they'll protect us at all costs.
Don't forget the War Elephants, of India.
Or the War Rhino's
@@deus0rcinus889 Who the Hell used War Rhinos? If you say some fictional nation I’ll be severely disappointed in you.
It's actually been proven that the Persians used to use them
@@Southern_Crusadermaybe some tribe or nation in Africa use it
Wonder what happens when they learn that we have multiple pantheons...
I feel if humans had a god, they would immediately kill it, I mean think about it all stories with gods people always have people who go against them like the Olympian’s, if anything the only go we worship would be Lady Luck
Don't forget Miss Fortune
Mother Nature.
Yo mama, god of gluttony
And karma is coming due LOL
If humans could kill a god then is it really a god in the first place
Thank You for the reading
Cottage or shepherd pie is one of the most amazing dishes out in the world
The dark god verses humanity.
The dark god is toast.
Jesus: “Y’all can’t beat me! I have the power of the respawn on my side!”
Shepherd's pie is pretty amazing.
There is no such thing as magic, only science that we do not yet understand.
true
Funny fact. You know that in some traditional beliefs. Iron...doesn't like magic and creatures using it?
Now tell me...what carries oxygen in our blood? Hemoglobin. What it uses to do so? IRON ATOMS
At the end I thought, that he burnt his mounth or how he eats.
After watching mankind over the past decades of my life and suddenly this just seems plausible to some extent cause we're just the top preditor on this rock and not really a very bright one at that LOL
I stick this one with the gia one. i think our god wanted us to suceed so he made us immune to magical means then left us to be proud.
Did he feed the alien home made lasagna? Lucky.
This is AMAZING.
glad you like
Enjoy your slice of Algorythm11! It's magically delicious.
For the algowithm
He got his first were of Shepherd's pie.
For the ALGORITHM!!!!
For the ALGORITHM
So we are Ultrasmurfs then?
When did humans gain magic resistance feat? 😮
Ah ha shepherds pie
I believe in Christianity as I believe in the sun. Not only because I see it, but by it I see everything else. - C.S. Lewis
For food
For food
nom nom
Algorithm be pleased.
For the algowithm
For the algorithm!
For the algorithm
For the algowithm
For the algorithm
keeper going
kept going
Humanity only truly follows 2 types of gods... Death (in all his myriad forms), and War/trickster gods.
No room in the pantheon for Lady Luck?
@@gmradio2436 we respect her, and pay attention to her, hell most of us even ask her for favors/blessings. But humans for the most part don't pay attention to why/how she influences the world except in as much as we notice when our actions earn us a small personal favor from her, whereas death, war, and trickster gods all get very serious attention even from those who don't believe in God or gods simply in how we strive to learn everything we can from these gods and apply it to our own lives.
@@donanthebarbarian5177 We built a temple city to her.
@@gmradio2436 again part of humanity respects her enough to worship her, but war trickster and death gods all get taught to some degree while studying history no matter where and when you look if humanity retained any knowledge about them to the modern tubes. Luck while resurrected in some places and times is rarely so influential that history has traces of her everywhere, death, war, and trickster gods pop up almost anywhere you look, and even when you don't find them that's generally because history doesn't mention leaders praying to gods before battle all that often, not because they didn't but because it was so common sense back then that recording it simply didn't occur to anyone back then. After all if you're about to go into battle depending on circumstance you'll pray to at least one of those gods who could provide knowledge or strength or look the other way when it comes to your men and pay extra attention to the enemy enough to improve your ability to win. Thus while humanity dies pay attention to Lady Luck we as a whole do not respect her nearly as much as the other gods I mentioned. I think we should pay her a LOT more attention but as a species we don't.
@@donanthebarbarian5177 I know I won't convince you, but it has been fun. Have a nice day.
Food
nom
The problem i have with sherherds pie is the high price of shepherds.
Is there an episode 2 to the 1st story in this video?
not as far as i know
Well that sucks, I'm curious to figure out why is it that humanity is the only species in the Galaxy that does not have magic?
The 107th high king. CVII is 107 .
For the algorithm
For the algowithm
It's either Shepherds Pie or Lasanga.
Welcome to Estalia gentleman.
To please the algorithm
😂😂❤❤
Shepherds pie!!!!
Timestamps bro.
corrected
In the second story some chef wouldbe rich.if he set up diners on the alien's worlds
FTA
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FtA, FtA(s), FtDV!
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F.T.A !
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I like potatoes
nice
First
nice!
F.T.A
For the algorithm
We have Many Gods foolish xenos
For the Algorithm the story and the voice
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