You should do "more toxic weapons from war" or the "deadliest people in history" i like ur channel some much that I watch them in school. So pls make something similar. Also make a vid about ww2
@dragonsman4733 Yes till Adork Hit Her and the Germans in WW2 ended the world largest empire in history, irony is sweet as Britain was not just a small country at the time but covered multiple continents.
The funniest part about the Emu War isn't that the Aussies got their shit packed up by flightless birds; it's the fact that the emus started developing legit warfare tactics by sending SCOUTS It also helps that an emu's body is a lot smaller than it looks, they have a LOT of feathers, enough to make a direct hit incredibly dificult, even with the "accuracy by volume" tactic made possible by Isaac Newton Lewis's iconic machine gun
emus have lots of fat, most of the birds that got shot died after a while, but since at the time of shooting it looked like they just tanked the bullets and ran away the guys believed the machine gun did not work against emus.
Can confirm. They are way more fluff and way less body than you'd expect, and they pick up on patterns almost immediately. I keep a hand full of them, they're bastards haha
19:41 there is a super realistic historical documentary about it called The Emu War, it has amongst others Ozzy Man in it, and I believe can be seen through his channel
Bro this is your magnum opis every joke hits, several jokes in the back round; the text is all jokes every second of this video is perfect I was having a terrible day and this legit made me laugh til I teared and now i feel way better genuinely thank you
What about the battle of Hemmingstedt? Aproximately 6000 famers vs. 4000 danish elite soldiers, 2000 armoured cavaliers, 1000 artillery men and 5000 common men. You can guess how that battle went! Thats right! The farmers lost like 60 people and killed over 7000 danish!
Fun fact. ;the term “on the ball “ comes from the Ball watch company that got popular after a train crash in Ohio. The Ball watch company ( now based in Switzerland) still makes great watches today. Now they are popular for their use of Tritium.
fun fact: the battle of drøbak sound pitted an outdated norwegian fortress and with conscripts, shore batteries, and torpedoes against the german battleship blucher, the german's most modern cruiser aloong with a few others. the norwegians won with 0 military losses and the germans lost the blucher(sunk) and a few other ships damaged, which allowed the norwegian royal family and parliament to evacuate oslo also, the commander of the fortress, Birger Eriksen, who would famously say "Either I will be decorated or I will be court martialed. Fire!" was 65 years old and was 6 months away from retirement.
2:01 Yeah, okay. I get colonialism is bad and all, but after that, they absolutely had it coming after squandering such a golden opportunity to not be messed with.
@YaghbaAshShahada dude, you need to stop saying stuff like this, I'm not trying to do an "um, actually" but Britain is absolutely not being colonised, it's immigration. Nobody is going there with motivations of taking their resources.
@ChatHistoryi met you yesterday at the dollar store in the baby oil isle. I shook your hand while you whispered "subscribing made me smile". I dont know what you were doing there but i can only assume normal youtuber stuff. My hand felt a bit warm and damp afterwards but i was happy to subscribe. 10/10
13:34 just gonna casually skip out the reason for the war..to end slavery and the slave trade inside Zanzibar. It wasnt even the british government it was the sailors ON the british ships going to war to end slavery.
18:30 Crazy! These things are as tall as me. And I'm the rare height of 5 foot 12 inches. Heck, most of my fellow Americans, don't even know how tall that is. 😂
Best thing was when the Bavarian Soviet Republic, a short lived republic after WW1, declared war on Switzerland in 1919. Because: They declared war without having an army. Switzerland just didn't take them seriously and so, nothing happened. The cause was that the Swiss denied help with delivering trains to Bavaria. But just as a reminder, if you declare war, you better have an army.
Yes, that was a Bluey reference. I'm a dad, after all. Also, subscribe, will ya?
What other subjects would you wanna see covered?
What part?
You’re a dad????
The most epic war fails in history. Where the people just screw up
You should do "more toxic weapons from war" or the "deadliest people in history" i like ur channel some much that I watch them in school. So pls make something similar. Also make a vid about ww2
The entire history of bluey 😎
Courage reference. Man of culture here.
Definitely
That was amazing LOL
And LOTR 🤙🏻
more like old man jenkins here
OOGA BOOGA BOGAAA !!! 😈
*deep breath*
*HONKS IN BRITISH*
*sips tea*
Which is very ironic considering they came from a tiny country and somehow managed to do more than huge continents
@dragonsman4733 Yes till Adork Hit Her and the Germans in WW2 ended the world largest empire in history, irony is sweet as Britain was not just a small country at the time but covered multiple continents.
@cedwhite3547Really shows that you should never underestimate the little guy when it comes to history, I'm sure Napoleon would agree.
I was waiting for that all through the video and was not disappointed!
corny
12:12 the one above all… Sam O’nella
I love that he's started dropping him into every video at random as well!
miss him.. what happened again? he got tired?
@centlandcreateurwent to college,family member got sick deeply regretted his use of the
n-word
@centlandcreateurhe’s uploading every day still on his crossword channel. I think he’s just busy
@centlandcreateurCollege I think
7:56 the most expensive soup in history
No... cause my mums soup is priceless, mar more expensive and valuable than that!
its true but why
The Courage the Cowardly Dog bit 4:46 love it
Ha! I came here to say exactly this🤣 beat me to it
@iamza.you beat me to this reply
@Asorn-y8h😂😂😂
MEN OF CULTURE WE MEET AGAIN 😂😂😂
Ayyye!!
13:02 that was not necessary chat history. lol😂
Your listening to T101 the SHAFT. All other radio stations can suck a d-d-d-dick
😂😂😂
Yes it was😂😂😂😂😂
It was so damn funny though
😂😂😂
The funniest part about the Emu War isn't that the Aussies got their shit packed up by flightless birds; it's the fact that the emus started developing legit warfare tactics by sending SCOUTS
It also helps that an emu's body is a lot smaller than it looks, they have a LOT of feathers, enough to make a direct hit incredibly dificult, even with the "accuracy by volume" tactic made possible by Isaac Newton Lewis's iconic machine gun
yeah but I just think the main factor is how unpredictable an emu is compared to a human lol just running all over the place
emus have lots of fat, most of the birds that got shot died after a while, but since at the time of shooting it looked like they just tanked the bullets and ran away the guys believed the machine gun did not work against emus.
Can confirm. They are way more fluff and way less body than you'd expect, and they pick up on patterns almost immediately. I keep a hand full of them, they're bastards haha
They lost twice....
How did we lose tho? Like you do know emus are protected species because of how many were killed by farmers. Plus fencing caused big issues aswell
15:58 its amazing a splinter injury was actually recorded and survived for us to hear
The medic who was with the troops had nothing else to do.
Lmaoooo
"You're listening to D-101 | The Shaft" Bro, I'm dead🤣
Thats so amazing. I cant stop listening to it :D
Emu being 5’ 12” is crazy, I thought they would’ve been like 6’
That's suspiciously similar to the conversation I had with my wife yesterday. Have you been spying on me? Heh.
The Trust Me Bro Vs. Chat History War is pretty unfair (because I always win)
It's true. Will you beat me to that Diamond Button?
Guys guys, break it up. You guys are both great, I appreciate you guys
My votes are on Chat
*sam o’nella peeks from around the corner*
Your format is outdated and unappealing for anyone who doesn’t fixate on the stupid dramatics and annoying voice
16:40 The tornado. The gray skies The corn. *sigh* Reminds me of home
16:11 haha Bluey reference
3:30 lowk would trust this bro
Same 😂
Man that 12:57 radio was almost too real.
I miss edgy morning comedy shows on rock radio stations.
THERE HE IS! 15:34
so funny really
12:11 was not expecting the Sam O'Nella cameo
19:41 there is a super realistic historical documentary about it called The Emu War, it has amongst others Ozzy Man in it, and I believe can be seen through his channel
Not a war but a battle but Operation Praying Mantis would fit this so well
12:58 that one GTA Radio Station be like:
13:18 Ayyy the Duck Grape Song Reference!
Waddle Waddle 😂
11:20 That little giggle before saying 'deleted' got me 😭😂😭
17:26
"BEH!"
What a terrifying animal
za hando!!!!
Dang 13:10 was so dang good, i spit my water out of my mouth because i loughed so much 😂😂😂
Bro the sucking noises got me 😂. The worst part is hes right, my commute home everyday is deadass longer than the shortest war ever, kinda crazy
Bro this is your magnum opis every joke hits, several jokes in the back round; the text is all jokes every second of this video is perfect I was having a terrible day and this legit made me laugh til I teared and now i feel way better genuinely thank you
Happy to help! Glad someone thinks I'm funny lmao
@ChatHistoryyour jokes is what makes me watch your history channel more than other history channels
More like magnum dopus
What about the battle of Hemmingstedt?
Aproximately 6000 famers vs. 4000 danish elite soldiers, 2000 armoured cavaliers, 1000 artillery men and 5000 common men.
You can guess how that battle went!
Thats right! The farmers lost like 60 people and killed over 7000 danish!
Never underestimate the pitchfork
And by lost, those 60ish farmer had to leave the battle early to tend to their crops and livestock.
13:00
I spat out my coffee
13:27 casual Pulp Fiction reference
Damn.. I've never been so on the ball
WE know ball
Fun fact. ;the term “on the ball “ comes from the Ball watch company that got popular after a train crash in Ohio. The Ball watch company ( now based in Switzerland) still makes great watches today. Now they are popular for their use of Tritium.
@tadlambert1493that sounds like some top notch marketing
are you kidding ????????????
A one-sided war that Chat is winning is breathing alot in every sentence to keep himself alive.
So the 2 overwhelming forces in history have been the british vs undeveloped countries and emus vs australians... not surprising honestly.
Doesn't get more one-sided than heavy artillery losing to a herd of rage chickens😅
The heaviest cannon in the world isn't a 15 inch cannon no it's a .303 light machine gun
My commute home from work is 40 min no traffic, 1 hour 11 minutes with traffic
12:18 Gods i love Samonella
Do “why you wouldn’t survive the Spanish Inquisition”
How unexpected, as always
It'd probably be more like "why you would": the Inquisition only had a ~2% death rate.
@EvdogMusic Yeah, well, with my luck
@JustAFuzzyKiwi No kiwis allowed.
@cam5816 The fruit or the bird?
make the second part where smaller forces held their own against bigger ones
The Halo reference made my day
"souper depressed" 😭😭 good one
12:58 literally ever radio station.
A bronze scimitar, and tiberian sun music in the first 6 seconds. man has been ctrl c ctrl v on my childhood nostalgia
0:13 every time lol
lmao
Never gets old 😭
Yep
Actually that looked like a Dwarf Multicannon from Runescape
@nxtlvlnoahI thought that too, the sea shanty song not too long after confirmed it for me
Love the courage reference
fun fact: the battle of drøbak sound pitted an outdated norwegian fortress and with conscripts, shore batteries, and torpedoes against the german battleship blucher, the german's most modern cruiser aloong with a few others.
the norwegians won with 0 military losses and the germans lost the blucher(sunk) and a few other ships damaged, which allowed the norwegian royal family and parliament to evacuate oslo
also, the commander of the fortress, Birger Eriksen, who would famously say "Either I will be decorated or I will be court martialed. Fire!" was 65 years old and was 6 months away from retirement.
Kind of surprised the Gulf Wars are not on here, with the whole Highway of Death bit
13:20 I love how you refrenced the duck song
Damn lemonade stand still has no grapes.
I didn't know Sam O'Nella was British. 12:14.
im laughing so hard every time English-Car-Honk sound goes off :D
More british honks were needed! And i was looking for the adventure time snail and was excited when it crawled through! You do good work buddy
I learned more history on this more than in school most of the time school just saying nonsense stuff
2:01 Yeah, okay. I get colonialism is bad and all, but after that, they absolutely had it coming after squandering such a golden opportunity to not be messed with.
now britan is getting colonized 😂
Yea
@YaghbaAshShahada dude, you need to stop saying stuff like this, I'm not trying to do an "um, actually" but Britain is absolutely not being colonised, it's immigration. Nobody is going there with motivations of taking their resources.
@ikilledcaptainalex2672I mean they’re mostly living off of state funded programs, modern day resources
@michaelridenbark9946 holy propaganda works on you bud
Good to know Sudan has always been a depressing sphere of chaos and pain, jeez
only this channel could depict the heart-breaking reality of life and make it fucking adorable.
So perfect I have ice cream and watching chat history >>>
Cookies and cream with chat history!!❤
"Whatever happens we have got the Maxim gun and they have not."
I am from Omdurman, a pleasant surprise to see us being mentioned! haha
I love learning about the opium wars in AP world history
It's so COOL that you had Sam FROM Salmonella ACADEMY IN THERE AS WELL AS THE 🦆 DUCK SONG CHARACTER IN good Easter eggs 😂😂😂😂😂
I’m just happy I learnt some history about Zanzibar
14:26 bro realy called me out :,)
missed oppurtunity to do Road runner reference lol
Considering how delicious Emu is it's amazing to me that they didn't take advantage of a new meat market.
They didn’t know emus were made of meat back then
@cam5816 lol, but, Australians are like Cajuns, they eat everything. How the heck did they not figure this out in like five minutes? lol
buddy needs to be my history teacher
"The most unfair wars in history" chat said while holding me up with one hand by the neck and the other on the subscribe button.
There's a reason my descriptions say "subscribe or else."
@ChatHistoryi met you yesterday at the dollar store in the baby oil isle. I shook your hand while you whispered "subscribing made me smile". I dont know what you were doing there but i can only assume normal youtuber stuff. My hand felt a bit warm and damp afterwards but i was happy to subscribe. 10/10
@mistercrumples thankfully he isn’t a Minecraft RUclipsr
@RoadBolliehe might expand branches, who knows what his plan for his skill tree is
Better add another one to the list
13:15 did have lemonade tho?
If so, I hope it's cold and fresh and all homemade.
Love all the video game references, especially Zelda and runescape!
Ah yes, the first and far from the last war over Opium. That animation, though! 8:04 🤣
Churchill actually ended up in a cavalry charge at Omdurman, though it was largely a tactical afterthought.
0:53 is that the Going Merry?
I can’t stop laughing at your emu depiction
13:34 just gonna casually skip out the reason for the war..to end slavery and the slave trade inside Zanzibar. It wasnt even the british government it was the sailors ON the british ships going to war to end slavery.
As bill hicks said, a war is when two armies are fighting
4:57 Final Fantasy power up 👏👏🥰
I love how entertaining you make this history
RIP soup kettle on "Le Louis"
"Spit sounding city of Khartoum"😂😂😂
Oh that one got me laughing
Moral of the story, don't mess with the British
thats the kind of history even runescapers feel at home :D
13:20 i wonder if that customer is looking for any grapes
.
🤷♂️
I wouldn't know, he waddled away.
@rizu-kun9687Indeed!
wait guys alot of people cant find this comment so we need to blow this comment up ok yall?
3:40 So you’re telling me that the Mahdist’s weapons were…. Modest?
Forget Bluey, you played Spyro music and threw in a Courage the Cowardly Dog reference.
Love it.
As an australian i was super impressed by the correctly placed timing and tonal use of the word c**t, i thought my mum was calling me.
That guy is freaking hilarious. Never thought I'd watch history videos with a big goofy smile on.
18:30 Crazy! These things are as tall as me. And I'm the rare height of 5 foot 12 inches. Heck, most of my fellow Americans, don't even know how tall that is. 😂
This is really funny stuff.
You cant have BRITISH without the T(ea) 3:08
4:42 no lie, I was just thinking of that mask 😂
15:52 Really? A splinter? From what I heard, the only British injury came from a sailor dropping a shell on his foot by accident.
Idea for a video. A chat history lesson on all Concentration Camps in WW2. I’ve been reading on Auschwits-Birkenau.
4:22 skill issue on the ones who died 😂😂
emu are great for food and their oil is fantastic for healing cuts or burns
12:38 A SONG FROM MY FAVORITE MOVIE :D
What movie and what song if you know?
@laxedgamingBe Prepared, from the Super Nintendo Version of The Lion King (1994)
"Feathered dinosaurs are nothin' more than an Australian conspiracy to try and save face from their loss in the emu war." - Dale Gribble
16:26 snail!
Get that sorry bugger!
15:35 bro got hit with a buster call 😭😭
Now do a recap on how Ghandhi outsmarted the British
Best thing was when the Bavarian Soviet Republic, a short lived republic after WW1, declared war on Switzerland in 1919. Because: They declared war without having an army. Switzerland just didn't take them seriously and so, nothing happened. The cause was that the Swiss denied help with delivering trains to Bavaria. But just as a reminder, if you declare war, you better have an army.
*Sends Doug into the battle*
@cam5816who's Doug
The Tiberian Sun soundtrack at 00:07 was great
1:37 so refreshing to see some African history