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  • @ChatHistory
    @ChatHistory  25 days ago +880

    Yes, that was a Bluey reference. I'm a dad, after all. Also, subscribe, will ya?
    What other subjects would you wanna see covered?

    • @Wgamerrrrrr
      @Wgamerrrrrr 25 days ago +4

      What part?

    • @cam5816
      @cam5816 25 days ago +130

      You’re a dad????

    • @Daybed_Willowy
      @Daybed_Willowy 25 days ago +20

      The most epic war fails in history. Where the people just screw up

    • @Thedoge-YT
      @Thedoge-YT 25 days ago +10

      You should do "more toxic weapons from war" or the "deadliest people in history" i like ur channel some much that I watch them in school. So pls make something similar. Also make a vid about ww2

    • @TheMechbug0
      @TheMechbug0 25 days ago +7

      The entire history of bluey 😎

  • @jonragnarsson
    @jonragnarsson 25 days ago +1126

    Courage reference. Man of culture here.

  • @thomasamh17
    @thomasamh17 25 days ago +1196

    *deep breath*
    *HONKS IN BRITISH*
    *sips tea*

    • @dragonsman4733
      @dragonsman4733 24 days ago +20

      Which is very ironic considering they came from a tiny country and somehow managed to do more than huge continents

    • @cedwhite3547
      @cedwhite3547 24 days ago +7

      @dragonsman4733 Yes till Adork Hit Her and the Germans in WW2 ended the world largest empire in history, irony is sweet as Britain was not just a small country at the time but covered multiple continents.

    • @dragonsman4733
      @dragonsman4733 24 days ago +9

      ​@cedwhite3547Really shows that you should never underestimate the little guy when it comes to history, I'm sure Napoleon would agree.

    • @shadowpitched4401
      @shadowpitched4401 24 days ago +3

      I was waiting for that all through the video and was not disappointed!

    • @NikiSikiri
      @NikiSikiri 23 days ago +2

      corny

  • @BIGTHANKSHEESH
    @BIGTHANKSHEESH 25 days ago +736

    12:12 the one above all… Sam O’nella

    • @koretechx1
      @koretechx1 25 days ago +36

      I love that he's started dropping him into every video at random as well!

    • @centlandcreateur
      @centlandcreateur 24 days ago +7

      miss him.. what happened again? he got tired?

    • @Notjacobsilvestri
      @Notjacobsilvestri 23 days ago

      @centlandcreateurwent to college,family member got sick deeply regretted his use of the
      n-word

    • @turfymicrobe774
      @turfymicrobe774 23 days ago +9

      @centlandcreateurhe’s uploading every day still on his crossword channel. I think he’s just busy

    • @MergatroidSkittle04
      @MergatroidSkittle04 22 days ago +4

      ​@centlandcreateurCollege I think

  • @AUTTP-s3p
    @AUTTP-s3p 25 days ago +212

    7:56 the most expensive soup in history

    • @LilliBell-u2z
      @LilliBell-u2z 8 days ago

      No... cause my mums soup is priceless, mar more expensive and valuable than that!

    • @kidarovitch
      @kidarovitch 4 days ago

      its true but why

  • @TheCatzilla1
    @TheCatzilla1 25 days ago +499

    The Courage the Cowardly Dog bit 4:46 love it

    • @iamza.
      @iamza. 25 days ago +4

      Ha! I came here to say exactly this🤣 beat me to it

    • @Asorn-y8h
      @Asorn-y8h 25 days ago +3

      @iamza.you beat me to this reply

    • @iamza.
      @iamza. 25 days ago

      @Asorn-y8h😂😂😂

    • @VladTheImpale
      @VladTheImpale 23 days ago +4

      MEN OF CULTURE WE MEET AGAIN 😂😂😂

    • @MikeRobinson-kd2tl
      @MikeRobinson-kd2tl 22 days ago +1

      Ayyye!!

  • @Thedoge-YT
    @Thedoge-YT 25 days ago +247

    13:02 that was not necessary chat history. lol😂

  • @declanhandley-byrne4335
    @declanhandley-byrne4335 25 days ago +283

    The funniest part about the Emu War isn't that the Aussies got their shit packed up by flightless birds; it's the fact that the emus started developing legit warfare tactics by sending SCOUTS
    It also helps that an emu's body is a lot smaller than it looks, they have a LOT of feathers, enough to make a direct hit incredibly dificult, even with the "accuracy by volume" tactic made possible by Isaac Newton Lewis's iconic machine gun

    • @nemo0576
      @nemo0576 24 days ago +9

      yeah but I just think the main factor is how unpredictable an emu is compared to a human lol just running all over the place

    • @hohrhamikaiolaf464
      @hohrhamikaiolaf464 24 days ago +8

      emus have lots of fat, most of the birds that got shot died after a while, but since at the time of shooting it looked like they just tanked the bullets and ran away the guys believed the machine gun did not work against emus.

    • @MissAlissaxX
      @MissAlissaxX 24 days ago

      Can confirm. They are way more fluff and way less body than you'd expect, and they pick up on patterns almost immediately. I keep a hand full of them, they're bastards haha

    • @Sirmittins
      @Sirmittins 23 days ago +3

      They lost twice....

    • @pilot1721
      @pilot1721 20 days ago +4

      How did we lose tho? Like you do know emus are protected species because of how many were killed by farmers. Plus fencing caused big issues aswell

  • @bradleyroissetter6796
    @bradleyroissetter6796 25 days ago +110

    15:58 its amazing a splinter injury was actually recorded and survived for us to hear

  • @nightninja8128
    @nightninja8128 25 days ago +204

    "You're listening to D-101 | The Shaft" Bro, I'm dead🤣

    • @RapGeneral11
      @RapGeneral11 23 days ago +1

      Thats so amazing. I cant stop listening to it :D

  • @SeanM-kf6xm
    @SeanM-kf6xm 25 days ago +61

    Emu being 5’ 12” is crazy, I thought they would’ve been like 6’

    • @TheEudaemonicPlague
      @TheEudaemonicPlague 24 days ago +5

      That's suspiciously similar to the conversation I had with my wife yesterday. Have you been spying on me? Heh.

  • @TrustMeBroOfficial
    @TrustMeBroOfficial 25 days ago +2109

    The Trust Me Bro Vs. Chat History War is pretty unfair (because I always win)

    • @ChatHistory
      @ChatHistory  25 days ago +594

      It's true. Will you beat me to that Diamond Button?

    • @TheConman-b2d
      @TheConman-b2d 25 days ago +40

      Guys guys, break it up. You guys are both great, I appreciate you guys

    • @Meghan-r6w
      @Meghan-r6w 25 days ago +14

      My votes are on Chat

    • @TheSaltySpittoon
      @TheSaltySpittoon 25 days ago +54

      *sam o’nella peeks from around the corner*

    • @panicpanther6139
      @panicpanther6139 25 days ago +5

      Your format is outdated and unappealing for anyone who doesn’t fixate on the stupid dramatics and annoying voice

  • @J.G_Hazel
    @J.G_Hazel 25 days ago +23

    16:40 The tornado. The gray skies The corn. *sigh* Reminds me of home

  • @AlejandroMesserschmitt
    @AlejandroMesserschmitt 25 days ago +25

    16:11 haha Bluey reference

  • @Purple_Pin
    @Purple_Pin 25 days ago +44

    3:30 lowk would trust this bro

  • @ATalkingShark
    @ATalkingShark 25 days ago +45

    Man that 12:57 radio was almost too real.

  • @MrJrredneck
    @MrJrredneck 25 days ago +54

    THERE HE IS! 15:34

  • @Delbert.mp2
    @Delbert.mp2 24 days ago +83

    12:11 was not expecting the Sam O'Nella cameo

  • @Andy175a
    @Andy175a 25 days ago +27

    19:41 there is a super realistic historical documentary about it called The Emu War, it has amongst others Ozzy Man in it, and I believe can be seen through his channel

  • @greydongle1649
    @greydongle1649 25 days ago +15

    Not a war but a battle but Operation Praying Mantis would fit this so well

  • @DynastySiethu
    @DynastySiethu 25 days ago +13

    12:58 that one GTA Radio Station be like:

  • @prolonpo9248
    @prolonpo9248 25 days ago +68

    13:18 Ayyy the Duck Grape Song Reference!

  • @zach3097
    @zach3097 25 days ago +32

    11:20 That little giggle before saying 'deleted' got me 😭😂😭

  • @Killercon18
    @Killercon18 25 days ago +31

    17:26
    "BEH!"
    What a terrifying animal

  • @Malte-f5m
    @Malte-f5m 25 days ago +24

    Dang 13:10 was so dang good, i spit my water out of my mouth because i loughed so much 😂😂😂

    • @ScuffedSlur
      @ScuffedSlur 23 days ago

      Bro the sucking noises got me 😂. The worst part is hes right, my commute home everyday is deadass longer than the shortest war ever, kinda crazy

  • @matthewmartinez1085
    @matthewmartinez1085 25 days ago +111

    Bro this is your magnum opis every joke hits, several jokes in the back round; the text is all jokes every second of this video is perfect I was having a terrible day and this legit made me laugh til I teared and now i feel way better genuinely thank you

    • @ChatHistory
      @ChatHistory  25 days ago +25

      Happy to help! Glad someone thinks I'm funny lmao

    • @toyeebsaibu7113
      @toyeebsaibu7113 24 days ago +2

      ​@ChatHistoryyour jokes is what makes me watch your history channel more than other history channels

    • @blazeytown
      @blazeytown 23 days ago

      More like magnum dopus

  • @FantasKanal
    @FantasKanal 23 days ago +44

    What about the battle of Hemmingstedt?
    Aproximately 6000 famers vs. 4000 danish elite soldiers, 2000 armoured cavaliers, 1000 artillery men and 5000 common men.
    You can guess how that battle went!
    Thats right! The farmers lost like 60 people and killed over 7000 danish!

    • @literallyasneeze2135
      @literallyasneeze2135 18 days ago +3

      Never underestimate the pitchfork

    • @QHalvorson
      @QHalvorson 9 days ago

      And by lost, those 60ish farmer had to leave the battle early to tend to their crops and livestock.

  • @eyo8766
    @eyo8766 25 days ago +12

    13:00
    I spat out my coffee

  • @theangryotaku3361
    @theangryotaku3361 25 days ago +9

    13:27 casual Pulp Fiction reference

  • @IAmOfficiallySane
    @IAmOfficiallySane 25 days ago +98

    Damn.. I've never been so on the ball

    • @Th3aft3rl1f3
      @Th3aft3rl1f3 25 days ago +5

      WE know ball

    • @tadlambert1493
      @tadlambert1493 24 days ago

      Fun fact. ;the term “on the ball “ comes from the Ball watch company that got popular after a train crash in Ohio. The Ball watch company ( now based in Switzerland) still makes great watches today. Now they are popular for their use of Tritium.

    • @IAmOfficiallySane
      @IAmOfficiallySane 24 days ago

      ​@tadlambert1493that sounds like some top notch marketing

    • @kidarovitch
      @kidarovitch 4 days ago

      are you kidding ????????????

  • @DrowsyDanny98
    @DrowsyDanny98 25 days ago +8

    A one-sided war that Chat is winning is breathing alot in every sentence to keep himself alive.

  • @Nostradumlbass
    @Nostradumlbass 16 minutes ago

    So the 2 overwhelming forces in history have been the british vs undeveloped countries and emus vs australians... not surprising honestly.

  • @KauCao
    @KauCao 25 days ago +22

    Doesn't get more one-sided than heavy artillery losing to a herd of rage chickens😅

    • @pilot1721
      @pilot1721 20 days ago

      The heaviest cannon in the world isn't a 15 inch cannon no it's a .303 light machine gun

  • @thehamsterarmy2380
    @thehamsterarmy2380 25 days ago +4

    My commute home from work is 40 min no traffic, 1 hour 11 minutes with traffic

  • @Entrosed
    @Entrosed 23 days ago +11

    12:18 Gods i love Samonella

  • @shoshonnie7796
    @shoshonnie7796 25 days ago +77

    Do “why you wouldn’t survive the Spanish Inquisition”

    • @Sk0p3r420
      @Sk0p3r420 25 days ago +4

      How unexpected, as always

    • @EvdogMusic
      @EvdogMusic 25 days ago +8

      It'd probably be more like "why you would": the Inquisition only had a ~2% death rate.

    • @JustAFuzzyKiwi
      @JustAFuzzyKiwi 25 days ago +3

      ​@EvdogMusic Yeah, well, with my luck

    • @cam5816
      @cam5816 25 days ago +1

      @JustAFuzzyKiwi No kiwis allowed.

    • @JustAFuzzyKiwi
      @JustAFuzzyKiwi 25 days ago +1

      ​@cam5816 The fruit or the bird?

  • @TheFilthyShaman
    @TheFilthyShaman 25 days ago +5

    make the second part where smaller forces held their own against bigger ones

  • @scissors3131
    @scissors3131 23 days ago +5

    The Halo reference made my day

  • @ryusei0220
    @ryusei0220 23 days ago +1

    "souper depressed" 😭😭 good one

  • @FranciscoWay-g8z
    @FranciscoWay-g8z 25 days ago +5

    12:58 literally ever radio station.

  • @beef5162yt
    @beef5162yt 20 days ago

    A bronze scimitar, and tiberian sun music in the first 6 seconds. man has been ctrl c ctrl v on my childhood nostalgia

  • @berengerchristy6256
    @berengerchristy6256 25 days ago +41

    0:13 every time lol

  • @rabbitwithm2495
    @rabbitwithm2495 22 days ago +1

    Love the courage reference

  • @imabitmid
    @imabitmid 25 days ago +8

    fun fact: the battle of drøbak sound pitted an outdated norwegian fortress and with conscripts, shore batteries, and torpedoes against the german battleship blucher, the german's most modern cruiser aloong with a few others.
    the norwegians won with 0 military losses and the germans lost the blucher(sunk) and a few other ships damaged, which allowed the norwegian royal family and parliament to evacuate oslo
    also, the commander of the fortress, Birger Eriksen, who would famously say "Either I will be decorated or I will be court martialed. Fire!" was 65 years old and was 6 months away from retirement.

  • @Bacontruffle
    @Bacontruffle 18 days ago +1

    Kind of surprised the Gulf Wars are not on here, with the whole Highway of Death bit

  • @kkboom37
    @kkboom37 22 days ago +3

    13:20 I love how you refrenced the duck song

  • @naythanstonge9411
    @naythanstonge9411 19 days ago +1

    Damn lemonade stand still has no grapes.

  • @SailingCailin
    @SailingCailin 25 days ago +59

    I didn't know Sam O'Nella was British. 12:14.

  • @janisberzins1729
    @janisberzins1729 24 days ago +1

    im laughing so hard every time English-Car-Honk sound goes off :D

  • @mattschaffner8745
    @mattschaffner8745 25 days ago +5

    More british honks were needed! And i was looking for the adventure time snail and was excited when it crawled through! You do good work buddy

  • @Benedeaths
    @Benedeaths 22 days ago +1

    I learned more history on this more than in school most of the time school just saying nonsense stuff

  • @disorderandregression9278

    2:01 Yeah, okay. I get colonialism is bad and all, but after that, they absolutely had it coming after squandering such a golden opportunity to not be messed with.

    • @YaghbaAshShahada
      @YaghbaAshShahada 23 days ago +11

      now britan is getting colonized 😂

    • @randomizering123
      @randomizering123 23 days ago +1

      Yea

    • @ikilledcaptainalex2672
      @ikilledcaptainalex2672 22 days ago +8

      ​@YaghbaAshShahada dude, you need to stop saying stuff like this, I'm not trying to do an "um, actually" but Britain is absolutely not being colonised, it's immigration. Nobody is going there with motivations of taking their resources.

    • @michaelridenbark9946
      @michaelridenbark9946 22 days ago +19

      @ikilledcaptainalex2672I mean they’re mostly living off of state funded programs, modern day resources

    • @nomore4adsinarowfellas
      @nomore4adsinarowfellas 22 days ago +6

      ​@michaelridenbark9946 holy propaganda works on you bud

  • @Nemain9s
    @Nemain9s 25 days ago +3

    Good to know Sudan has always been a depressing sphere of chaos and pain, jeez

  • @daladams
    @daladams 22 days ago +1

    only this channel could depict the heart-breaking reality of life and make it fucking adorable.

  • @Coopdogo
    @Coopdogo 25 days ago +10

    So perfect I have ice cream and watching chat history >>>

  • @greymalkin9228
    @greymalkin9228 24 days ago +1

    "Whatever happens we have got the Maxim gun and they have not."

  • @HassanDaken
    @HassanDaken 25 days ago +3

    I am from Omdurman, a pleasant surprise to see us being mentioned! haha

  • @ScrimFerguson
    @ScrimFerguson 16 days ago +1

    I love learning about the opium wars in AP world history

  • @ELLIE-k6s5h
    @ELLIE-k6s5h 25 days ago +5

    It's so COOL that you had Sam FROM Salmonella ACADEMY IN THERE AS WELL AS THE 🦆 DUCK SONG CHARACTER IN good Easter eggs 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @unknowna4203
    @unknowna4203 20 days ago +2

    I’m just happy I learnt some history about Zanzibar

  • @smellmax6676
    @smellmax6676 24 days ago +4

    14:26 bro realy called me out :,)

  • @cedricvelarde
    @cedricvelarde 21 day ago +1

    missed oppurtunity to do Road runner reference lol

  • @NoharaLoco-gw8ld
    @NoharaLoco-gw8ld 25 days ago +7

    Considering how delicious Emu is it's amazing to me that they didn't take advantage of a new meat market.

    • @cam5816
      @cam5816 25 days ago +3

      They didn’t know emus were made of meat back then

    • @NoharaLoco-gw8ld
      @NoharaLoco-gw8ld 25 days ago +6

      @cam5816 lol, but, Australians are like Cajuns, they eat everything. How the heck did they not figure this out in like five minutes? lol

  • @aarongonecrazy1410
    @aarongonecrazy1410 22 days ago +1

    buddy needs to be my history teacher

  • @mistercrumples
    @mistercrumples 25 days ago +46

    "The most unfair wars in history" chat said while holding me up with one hand by the neck and the other on the subscribe button.

    • @ChatHistory
      @ChatHistory  25 days ago +18

      There's a reason my descriptions say "subscribe or else."

    • @mistercrumples
      @mistercrumples 25 days ago +6

      ​@ChatHistoryi met you yesterday at the dollar store in the baby oil isle. I shook your hand while you whispered "subscribing made me smile". I dont know what you were doing there but i can only assume normal youtuber stuff. My hand felt a bit warm and damp afterwards but i was happy to subscribe. 10/10

    • @RoadBollie
      @RoadBollie 25 days ago

      @mistercrumples thankfully he isn’t a Minecraft RUclipsr

    • @AnotherOSDeveloper
      @AnotherOSDeveloper 25 days ago

      ​@RoadBolliehe might expand branches, who knows what his plan for his skill tree is

  • @jegsdinogod
    @jegsdinogod 6 days ago +2

    Better add another one to the list

  • @DrunkenMoose100
    @DrunkenMoose100 24 days ago +4

    13:15 did have lemonade tho?

    • @ryotanada
      @ryotanada 23 days ago

      If so, I hope it's cold and fresh and all homemade.

  • @tconover95
    @tconover95 20 days ago +1

    Love all the video game references, especially Zelda and runescape!

  • @jamief7102
    @jamief7102 25 days ago +4

    Ah yes, the first and far from the last war over Opium. That animation, though! 8:04 🤣

  • @tomoslewis9656
    @tomoslewis9656 23 days ago +1

    Churchill actually ended up in a cavalry charge at Omdurman, though it was largely a tactical afterthought.

  • @randomnonsenseisthelongestname

    0:53 is that the Going Merry?

  • @ScorpiertheGreat
    @ScorpiertheGreat 24 days ago +1

    I can’t stop laughing at your emu depiction

  • @Robdavis1990
    @Robdavis1990 24 days ago +8

    13:34 just gonna casually skip out the reason for the war..to end slavery and the slave trade inside Zanzibar. It wasnt even the british government it was the sailors ON the british ships going to war to end slavery.

  • @gavinmceneff5612
    @gavinmceneff5612 13 days ago +1

    As bill hicks said, a war is when two armies are fighting

  • @graphixkillzzz
    @graphixkillzzz 25 days ago +4

    4:57 Final Fantasy power up 👏👏🥰

  • @dedrakuhn6103
    @dedrakuhn6103 24 days ago +2

    I love how entertaining you make this history

  • @Ciborium
    @Ciborium 25 days ago +2

    RIP soup kettle on "Le Louis"

  • @sannie7493
    @sannie7493 23 days ago +1

    "Spit sounding city of Khartoum"😂😂😂
    Oh that one got me laughing

  • @YorkerCorker
    @YorkerCorker 20 days ago +4

    Moral of the story, don't mess with the British

  • @stefanbergbauer5208
    @stefanbergbauer5208 23 days ago +1

    thats the kind of history even runescapers feel at home :D

  • @TrustMeBroOfficial
    @TrustMeBroOfficial 25 days ago +98

    13:20 i wonder if that customer is looking for any grapes

  • @PayterX
    @PayterX 13 days ago +2

    3:40 So you’re telling me that the Mahdist’s weapons were…. Modest?

  • @alecbussen
    @alecbussen 25 days ago +46

    Forget Bluey, you played Spyro music and threw in a Courage the Cowardly Dog reference.
    Love it.

    • @DonnyThaDealer
      @DonnyThaDealer 17 days ago

      As an australian i was super impressed by the correctly placed timing and tonal use of the word c**t, i thought my mum was calling me.

  • @sagemiracle2674
    @sagemiracle2674 22 days ago +1

    That guy is freaking hilarious. Never thought I'd watch history videos with a big goofy smile on.

  • @McFlyOrPie
    @McFlyOrPie 24 days ago +4

    18:30 Crazy! These things are as tall as me. And I'm the rare height of 5 foot 12 inches. Heck, most of my fellow Americans, don't even know how tall that is. 😂

  • @bleuemoone8710
    @bleuemoone8710 13 days ago +1

    This is really funny stuff.

  • @mistercrumples
    @mistercrumples 25 days ago +4

    You cant have BRITISH without the T(ea) 3:08

  • @brianmoyachiuz905
    @brianmoyachiuz905 20 days ago +1

    4:42 no lie, I was just thinking of that mask 😂

  • @akula966
    @akula966 25 days ago +3

    15:52 Really? A splinter? From what I heard, the only British injury came from a sailor dropping a shell on his foot by accident.

  • @DoubleRTV
    @DoubleRTV 20 days ago +1

    Idea for a video. A chat history lesson on all Concentration Camps in WW2. I’ve been reading on Auschwits-Birkenau.

  • @RavenOfficialBG
    @RavenOfficialBG 24 days ago +14

    4:22 skill issue on the ones who died 😂😂

  • @Kakkarot211
    @Kakkarot211 23 days ago +1

    emu are great for food and their oil is fantastic for healing cuts or burns

  • @Gboi-807
    @Gboi-807 25 days ago +6

    12:38 A SONG FROM MY FAVORITE MOVIE :D

    • @laxedgaming
      @laxedgaming 25 days ago +3

      What movie and what song if you know?

    • @Gboi-807
      @Gboi-807 25 days ago +4

      @laxedgamingBe Prepared, from the Super Nintendo Version of The Lion King (1994)

  • @sechran
    @sechran 24 days ago +1

    "Feathered dinosaurs are nothin' more than an Australian conspiracy to try and save face from their loss in the emu war." - Dale Gribble

  • @sophieeleanor2180
    @sophieeleanor2180 25 days ago +4

    16:26 snail!

    • @cam5816
      @cam5816 25 days ago

      Get that sorry bugger!

  • @tankster1999
    @tankster1999 24 days ago +2

    15:35 bro got hit with a buster call 😭😭

  • @RamiZauvi
    @RamiZauvi 24 days ago +1

    Now do a recap on how Ghandhi outsmarted the British

  • @jackwarren5883
    @jackwarren5883 25 days ago +5

    Best thing was when the Bavarian Soviet Republic, a short lived republic after WW1, declared war on Switzerland in 1919. Because: They declared war without having an army. Switzerland just didn't take them seriously and so, nothing happened. The cause was that the Swiss denied help with delivering trains to Bavaria. But just as a reminder, if you declare war, you better have an army.

  • @csbr75
    @csbr75 25 days ago +2

    The Tiberian Sun soundtrack at 00:07 was great

  • @teezthemc
    @teezthemc 24 days ago +3

    1:37 so refreshing to see some African history