Tessa is me when I go over to other people's houses... Just immediately drawn to the dog and giving it more attention then the person I actually went to see.
Omg the first sentence of the second madlib was perfect!! Harry thought Snape cut him, but Snape didn't slice him he SQUISHED him!! I'm dying right now!! 😂😂
I absulutely love Brizzy's choices. They went from bathrooms, bloody, stabbed to kissed, lovesac and thicc out of nowhere. And that she changes her voice on somewords was just to god**mn adorable!!!
When Tessa was reading Brizzys second story, when she said "My name is Albus Severus" I was watching Harry Potter and Harry wrote "My name is Harry Potter" perfect timing😂
Noun: “Dog. House. Tree. Penguins. Big. Really big. Really, really big. Fart-like. Fart.” Tessa is so creative.😂😂😂 I loved this, this was hilarious, please do it again!😂😂😂
"OH NO! SOMEONE TRIED TO CRUNCH MY JESUS DOWN A SUPERHERO!!" thought the memory of tom riddle, panicking inside the pages of said Jesus... i want to read that fanfition so bad ;w;
This definitely cheered me up with everything I'm going through lately. Tore my Achilles tendon and may need surgery but this video has me laughing so hard thanks for the laughs as always getting me through hard times 😁
This Just Maked My Day!!!!! Couldn’t stop laughing out loud🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 and needed to stop the video several times to get everything that got said!
This video was absolutely hilarious, and it made me laugh out loud several times. I always love when Brizzy and Tessa work together on a video because it just increases the fun and creativity.
No one:
Tessa: hOw dO yOu sMeLl sO gOoD
*hOw dO yOu sMeLl sO gOoD*
*HoW dO yOu sMeLl sO gEwDdDdD*
"The Dursleys shuddered to think what the VSCO girls would say if the Potters sksksked in the streets." Is the greatest sentence spoken of all time,
I agree
What is with the street sksksking?
VSCO...
Vsco*
*VSCO
“It turns out he didn’t slice him, he squished him” I DIED 😂😂😂
Harry: "Squish it, don't slice it." Hermione: "No, the instructions specifically said to slice!"
Salem Stowaway 😂😂😂
@@salemstowaway7927 Snape: *enters the room* NO IT SAYS TO SQUISH! *squishes Harry*
Ooh no!
Sameee
“They didn’t want Dudley messing with an E-Boy” I actually died 😂😂
shhhh don't show this to harry, he's already damn near making an e-boy tiktok account where he does nothing but stare at the camera
Oh my gosh, I'm just imagining Hermione saying that.
It’s true
IMAGINE!
lol
@@lizulim3207 your imagination is...
cursed and perfect ngl
No one:
Not a soul:
Tessa: ReAllY ReaLLy BiG 😂
:'D
Tessa in three words
rEaLlY rEaLlY bIg
XD
BROOMSTICKS W GELLERT GRINDELWALD CAN U HEAR ME CRYING
I HEAR IT
Is that what we're calling it these days?
@@WenzelSays oof cursed comments
Lol me too
WenzelSays oh OH OHMIGOD
Broomsticks with Grindelwald
Tessa: YoU kNoW wHaT tHaT mEaNs 😂
And it totally makes sense
I died
*@Game girl cz* I think he's going to rub wands with Albus >:3
@@frozentidez AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
No?
3:53 “...with the most amazing chocolate about Dumbledore.” Is that like “spilling the tea”?
I thought that too 😂😂😂
And i oop
I-
Lmao 😂
😂 yes 😂😂🤣
Tessa is me when I go over to other people's houses... Just immediately drawn to the dog and giving it more attention then the person I actually went to see.
Me too 😂
Same
Nobody:
Not a soul:
Not even james and lily Potter:
Tessa: noun
Brizzy: pIkLe
also me and my mom: piKcle
Are you guys trying to spell pickle?
Tessa: Adjective
Brizzy: Gay
Tessa: Adjective
Brizzy: Straight
Tessa: *laughing face*
Love this
She couldn't keep a straight face.
@@Lokear who wants a straight face when you can have a gay face?
I lost it when when she said, "He didn't slice Harry, he squished him."
Feremar I love how proper you wrote this comment.
So did I holy jesus xDDDDD
That was my faaave.
Remus is my favorite living thing on this earth, like just a fluff ball in the bottom of the frame.
Yes 🤩🥰
Nobody:
Not a soul:
Tessa: fArT-LiKe
OMg yasssssss
LOL this is probably the best video to exist
Also tessa: Sniffs. Bois. Lightsabers. REALLY REALLY BIG.
HARRY POTTER OUR NEW LOVESAC STOP IT I CANT
“He didn’t slice him, he squished him” I died!! It’s hilarious how these turn out and are so different from the originals
1:47 Tessa: Fetched
Me: Stop trying to make 'fetch' happen, it's NOT going to Happen!
#queen
Jeremy Coleman yasss lol
IT'S A REVENGE PARTY
Yaaasss 😂
So that's how the ideas for all those fanfics came into existence
I should not have watched this at night when my whole family are trying to sleep coz it's so hard not to laugh too loudly
Same
Lol I should have not watched this in the morning 😂
“What till my father gets back home from night king daddy’s house”
😂😂 love you Tessa and brizzy
"Draco and his friends Crabbe and Goyle kissed behind their pinky toes" I CAN'T 🤣🤣🤣
Any video with Brizzy or Tessa is amazing
*so a video with both is EVEN BETTER*
I look at the title and the thumbnail and I think 'This is going to be quality content' 👌
Omg the first sentence of the second madlib was perfect!!
Harry thought Snape cut him, but Snape didn't slice him he SQUISHED him!!
I'm dying right now!! 😂😂
Laughing so hard I’m crying, I love how Brizzy answers are so violent while Tessas are so innocent
Awww 5 seconds and Remus is already the center of attention! This is the content I subscribed for :))
“Lots of lightsabers,
Lily.”
😂
I imagine that Harry as an eboy would look like nico di angelo from percy jackson.
Y E S
Yessssssss!
Yeashhh!
MY TWO FAV FANDOMS YES
Abigail, yea that sounds about right
No one:
Not a single soul:
Me cackling at this at 3 am
When I read the title I was like this is gonna be hilarious
Brizzy: Ridiculous
Tessa:Ridikulus
Me: I'm Ridikulous 🤦🏻♀️😂
"This class is *ridikkulous* "
@@robertomorales-qv9bi *Nods in disagreement*
Based on her word choice there're two sides to Brizzy:
Violent or flirty 😐😐😐
Or violently flirty.
@@michaelinthebathroom7560or flirtatiously violent
I absulutely love Brizzy's choices.
They went from bathrooms, bloody, stabbed to kissed, lovesac and thicc out of nowhere.
And that she changes her voice on somewords was just to god**mn adorable!!!
Jo's agent: So what's coming up with the series?
JKR: Lets go with ....
...
DEATH
Lmao, who would've known THAT was what baby Harry got up to?
Also anyone know what site this is on?
We just typed it up ourselves :)
@@brizzyvoices Ohh, right. That actually makes sense now i think about it.
Nobody:
Everyone:
Me; *Laughing so much that my nose gets runny and I start crying*
LiviDaGeek that is literally me 😂😂
That happened to me xD
My day was going awful, I had a breakdown. But when I watch these two I can’t stop laughing! 😂
When Tessa was reading Brizzys second story, when she said "My name is Albus Severus" I was watching Harry Potter and Harry wrote "My name is Harry Potter" perfect timing😂
Brizzy just has some dark thoughts ever since she heard MCR is back together. It's fine.
All I have are dark thoughts.
@@brizzyvoices 🎵 Hello darkness, my old friend. 🎶
Brizzy Voices me too
@@brizzyvoices We all walked into that one.
I love that the first utensil she thought of was a butcher knife.
Noun: “Dog. House. Tree. Penguins. Big. Really big. Really, really big. Fart-like. Fart.” Tessa is so creative.😂😂😂
I loved this, this was hilarious, please do it again!😂😂😂
I lost it at "Draco Malfoy and his friends Crabbe and Goyle kissed behind their pinky toe!" very nearly spat out my mouthful of tea! XD
and they were broomsticks
*oh my god they were broomsticks*
“How do you smell so good?”
@@teava.d Yes?
I was literally watching tessa’s channel and the notification came up for this!!
“The Dursley’s had a small foot named Dudley” LOL
Not a soul:
No one at all:
Defence against the dark arts: DADA
Not a soul:
No one at all:
Ministry of Magic: MOM
@AJgames29 I never realized that and now I will never be able to forget it 😳
Do making Harry Potter characters into e-boys and vsco girls
who else almost crIED when SNAPE said : the beauty of the gay-straight cauldron"
No...
I didn't *almost* cry, I *did* cry.
"OH NO! SOMEONE TRIED TO CRUNCH MY JESUS DOWN A SUPERHERO!!" thought the memory of tom riddle, panicking inside the pages of said Jesus...
i want to read that fanfition so bad ;w;
"Describe yourself in one word."
Me: 6:09
Cob Oof me too
relatable
😂😂😂😂
*”maybe you will understand the great beauty of the gay straight cauldron”*
The Dursleys had a small foot named Dudley
Me: *wheeze*
"Snape didnt slice Harry, He squished him...!🤣😂🤣😂
‘He didn’t slice Harry. He squished him’ lmao!
This is the quality content I signed up for!
_"You're_ _a_ _-wizard-_ *_E-boy_* _Harry"_
Oh my gosh 😂 I was dying laughing at the mad lib ending of the Lilly’s letter! 😂 A “fruity Dumbledoor” and “Broomsticks with Gridelwald.” 😂
Nobody:
No one at all:
Tessa: I will teach you to STAB fame and POKE glory
“I don’t except many of you to understand the beauty of the gay straight cauldron.”
* me wheezing *
My reaction to 4:10 was just: "OH MY GOD!! THERE'S TOO MANY JOKES!"
my reaction to this video title was literally just "LMAO WHAT"
“Lots of Lightsabers...” 😏 *if ya know what I mean*
I think all the people watching this whole thing might now what you mean...😳
I dont!
Tessa: verb
No one:
Literally no one:
Brizzy: and-I-oop
Love how brizzy says the most specific and random colors 😂
These scenes have forever been changed for me, I was rereading Lily's letter and I couldn't stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣
As I watched this laughing, my parents looked at me STRANGEly... oh well 😂 ur vids are great btw keep making these kinds 😁😁
Last time i was this early i was in middle school. Still loving the vids. Love u!!
thank youuuu!!!
"ah yes," he said perfectly" Harry Potter, our new love sack." :'D
This has to be one of the most hilarious videos I have ever seen!
Please! Make another one!!!
Brizzy: Lovesac
Tessa: HAHA
Brizzy: Like the bean bag chair
Me: get yo mind outta the gutter
during the first half I felt like Tessa is making a family friendly erotica and brizzy is listing an obituary or describing a murder
I NEED A SECOND PART!!!!!!!!
Yes
‘Ah yes Harry Potter our new love sac’ I literally DIED 😂
This definitely cheered me up with everything I'm going through lately. Tore my Achilles tendon and may need surgery but this video has me laughing so hard thanks for the laughs as always getting me through hard times 😁
I love how EVERYONE on RUclips immediately quotes Lex when they say, "BLOOD"
Video idea: Brizzy and Tessa try to give Remus a bath.
I am just squealing and laughing manically this whole video along with slapping myself annoyingly hard 😂😂😂
This
Just
Maked
My
Day!!!!!
Couldn’t stop laughing out loud🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 and needed to stop the video several times to get everything that got said!
Tessa was killing me at the “big, really big, REALLY REALLY big” LOL
My impressionist queen back at it again looking stunning as always
"You're an E-boy Harry."
7:13 that snort laughter was really cute
You two just laughing it up, brings me such Joy! Tessa has the funniest laugh 🤣🙌
I cried the whole way through both of your videos. You ladies are hilarious when you get together.
This video was absolutely hilarious, and it made me laugh out loud several times. I always love when Brizzy and Tessa work together on a video because it just increases the fun and creativity.
Im rewatching this and I'm still laughing like a maniac
This is amazinggggggg!!!!! Best part of my day!!!! So excited for the podcast!!
The next set of words you give should totally be themed. That would makes for some fun.
No one:
Tessa: ...Fart like
IM DYING🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️❤️❤️
I love that so much 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Brizzy's words were amazing 😂😂😂
When brizzy said "... a very large feather..", I thought she said "... a very large mother..."
That got me laughing
"flapping on the apple, biting on the neighbour"
bro your humor is so dark and i love it bc so is mine. we are very alike brizzy and tessa i love you too :))
“But they caught ever man like Professor Mcgonagall”
I love how Tessa accidentally made amazing wizard innuendos!
Loved it!! Madlib is such an amazing art and overall fun to do!! It reminds me of how fun improvisation is in a way. Great video!!
Brizzy is having waaaaayyyy too much fun with her words
My bunny was watching happily with me till the knife came out... He's like the hell no 😂🐰
Nobody:
Harry: "he pulled a new banshee out of his bedside cabinet and dipped his butcher knife into it"
LMAOOOOOOOOO