"When artificial intelligences fall in love, the only thing that can slow down the data bus to matrimony is Moore's law and a conservative Supreme Court." Claptrap didn't deserve his "character of the year" award until Telltale put him in this game.
I'm in love with GLaDOS speaking seductively. I just love her as a character honestly, I've read some of your stuff on AO3 and I wish more people genuinely explored her multidimensional avoidant character like that!!
It absolutely is pretty fantastic. Oh wow thanks! Yeahhh sometimes GLaDOS fanfic gets a little too much into the shipping and a lot of her character disappears. Not saying I've never done it but I sure do try not to.
Add that to the list of "Conversation chains I've never heard before." It took me forever to hear about Sam and Max's adventures with the Zyzobian cult. It's like there's some sort of trigger to get it started.
It's because most of this dialogue didn't make it into the game. I suspect it had something to do with this particular story arc, as you would, not fitting in well to a game where the same dialogue is going to be heard over and over again. If they had framed it as something that had already happened, as with the other stories, it probably would have worked fine, but as this one was in 'real-time' it would have been weird for them to get together for the first time and break up repeatedly.
Indiana Nashton That’s the funny thing though; in the Zyzobian Cult arc that Sam talks about, the story continues from where it left off the next time it gets brought up, and after its conclusion it’s never brought up again. It sorta feels like this story arc would be in a similar category. But in another copy of the game I owned (on Xbox), I never heard it.
Gravity I guess it’s entirely possible this arc is still in there and it’s just so rare there are no recordings of it, then? The only thing that would lean me towards it having been cut entirely is that the line GLaDOS says about insulting her boyfriend in front of their face sounds like they didn’t finish the processing on it.
Josey Kaiser Movie Ultron was just the robot version of Tony Stark, the original was a machine with an objective, with virtually no personality that was never needed. Movie Ultron was a joke threat that was evil for no good reason, the original was a serious threat with a honorable motivation. He wouldn't really give GlaDOS an interesting conversation because he doesn't have personality traits aside from being really obsessive with turning all organic life into machines.
I already can imagine a bunch of metallic sounds and robotic moans. By the way, is it possible that Claptrap can mate with GLaDOS? She's basically connected to the ceiling.
So because they don’t need physical bodies does that mean without anyone noticing Claptrap and Glados were having sex? If so, claptrap, you are the MAN (Robot, you know what I mean)
+SirSpudsAlot _ You can if you like, I don't though because HAL-9000 has no free will and only acts in the best interests of his creators, whereas GLaDOS has more self-respect than that.
2:20 - 2:40 it took me an embarrassingly long time to realize this was two different conversation segments and that the “insulting someone’s boyfriend in front of them” line wasn’t referring to sam and max
I was searching for someone else referencing Sam and Max’s relationship as well. Thanks :) (Seriously tho this game has some of my favorite Freelance Husbands moments, their banter is adorable🩷)
Nathan Gordon That's not confirmed canon. There are a lot of factors that indicate it's not true, mainly Caroline's age at the time Chell would have to have been born.
The stuff about subliminals is.... the flirting after that is... the rest of it is just leftover in the files I think. I haven't played the game in a long time though.
@@vreikezen8268 I don’t think she had time. The facility is enormous and fixing it probably took all of her attention. Also she probably likes her body and doesn’t want another one lol
With all the talk about artificial intelligence these days, this sounds like an actual essay, especially the last part. Can't believe this video is so old now
Slinky The Gamer They would’ve had to. To make this game, Telltale had to get licenses to use each of the characters and their game-related assets. These lines were also recorded by the original voice actors, which they would have needed permission for.
Claptrap: (Flirts)
GLaDOS: (Flirts)
Ash: *THEY’RE RIGGING THE GAME!!!*
Genius
GLADOS: S C I E N C E
They're not cheating, dumbass, they're knocking boots!
Sam:(mostly sam)
Me: (sighs) why is it always those two…
Claptrap visits his step-turrets on weekends 😂
Mr. L yes a new video idea.
O h !
Mr. L ha ha
"My relationships normally end before the video is over"
Doing Some major foreshadowing aren't we?
I'm about 90% certain that was a porn joke. And about 100% certain that's how I'm always going to decipher it.
2:00 "babe claptrap"
SuperWiiBros08 Lmao Ellen seemed so annoyed while saying that line hah! XD
she sound like she accidentally said "babe" instead of "claptrap"
cursed
Weird seeing you here.
I still regret that.
GLaDOS: are you flirting with me?
Let me check my variables!"
@@Cynderfan35 YES
The flirting flag is set to TRUE!
GLaDOS does not do well in social situations...
It’s actually quite adorable lol
Hal 9000:Flirting is a human emotion when the male feel interested at the female to have friendship or love.
"When artificial intelligences fall in love, the only thing that can slow down the data bus to matrimony is Moore's law and a conservative Supreme Court."
Claptrap didn't deserve his "character of the year" award until Telltale put him in this game.
Telltale? Isn't this a Valve game?
@@wd3185 Nope. This is a crossover game created by Telltale Games. Valve gave them permission to use GLaDOS.
0:32 Hearing GLaDOS getting flustered is the best thing in the world.
"Experiment concluded. Hypothesis confirmed. Love is for morons."
You don't know how right you are..
Sparda Kurkov
Who hurt you?
Agreed but I'm insane by Einstein's standards when it comes to relationships
Virginity is cool
Stay pure
Sparda Kurkov uh oh big boomer
Wheatley:
They went through a whole season of a romantic drama show in 3 minutes and 51 seconds
Robots gotta speedrun everything smh
I can just imagine a robot child of GlaDOS and claptrap, that's funny and makes jokes, but is a sociopath when it comes down to it.
Sounds like Aperture has the perfect heir!
"What's wrong with this room?"
Oh, Sam. You sweet, innocent, little thing.
Nah he has definitely banged max
Well, it’s implied that him and Max are… *into…* a few things.
I ship it.
***** wasn't being very serious, it would largely consist of Claptrap being tortu... ok that would be hilarious
I find Claptrap funny in general.
I'd rather ship GLaDOS with Fandroid.
Pity Popsicle probably because your under the age of 13.
Fact Sphere WHY? it's 2018 and Claptrap and GLaDOS broke up years ago!!
*giggling hard while covering my mouth with my hand at the point of Sam's innocence*
I love hearing Glados nag at Claptrap.
Same
God fuckin dammit, the last thing we needed was a robot with Claptrap’s maneuverability and GladOs’s capacity for cruelty.
I usually don't ship robots but....
this just warms my heart for some reason!
Because it's heartwarming :)
GLaDOS: Experiment concluded. Hypothesis confirmed. Love is for morons.
Claptrap: (mimicking Wheatley) I AM NOT... A... MORON!
Ik I’m 2 years late but
GLaDOS: *vietnam flashbacks*
hell yeah, wall-e and eve.
…oh my GOD you’re right.
But more like Joker and Harley robot edition
( 1:04 )
Brock: They're not cheatin' dumbass they're knockin' boots!
Sam: Boots? They don't even have feet!
Funniest simple shit I've heard lmao
i fucking ship it like amazon prime
GLaDOS is savage AF
This A.I. love was so fast but wholesome
3:03 on my god I'm just dying
Stary Moon what kind of kinky shit are they into!?!😂
Especially with that turret impression!
#ClapDOS
#GLaDtrap
ClapDOS sounds like a command...
"AY, CLAP DOS HANDS FOR MY BOY, EH?"
Clap Disk Operating System
Genetic Lifeform and Disk Trap
What are you guys implying here
meanwhile Sam is just like
*Of all the things I could be doing right now, listening to this probably shouldn't be one of them.*
Sam is more innocent than I thought
Every line in this game is golden.
That was most likely the most hilarious thing I ever listened to
I'm in love with GLaDOS speaking seductively.
I just love her as a character honestly, I've read some of your stuff on AO3 and I wish more people genuinely explored her multidimensional avoidant character like that!!
It absolutely is pretty fantastic.
Oh wow thanks! Yeahhh sometimes GLaDOS fanfic gets a little too much into the shipping and a lot of her character disappears. Not saying I've never done it but I sure do try not to.
Add that to the list of "Conversation chains I've never heard before."
It took me forever to hear about Sam and Max's adventures with the Zyzobian cult. It's like there's some sort of trigger to get it started.
It's because most of this dialogue didn't make it into the game. I suspect it had something to do with this particular story arc, as you would, not fitting in well to a game where the same dialogue is going to be heard over and over again. If they had framed it as something that had already happened, as with the other stories, it probably would have worked fine, but as this one was in 'real-time' it would have been weird for them to get together for the first time and break up repeatedly.
Indiana Nashton That’s the funny thing though; in the Zyzobian Cult arc that Sam talks about, the story continues from where it left off the next time it gets brought up, and after its conclusion it’s never brought up again. It sorta feels like this story arc would be in a similar category.
But in another copy of the game I owned (on Xbox), I never heard it.
Gravity I guess it’s entirely possible this arc is still in there and it’s just so rare there are no recordings of it, then? The only thing that would lean me towards it having been cut entirely is that the line GLaDOS says about insulting her boyfriend in front of their face sounds like they didn’t finish the processing on it.
Max: HOHOHOOOO BURN!!
...wait a minute...
Brock sounds like Kronk from Emperor's New Groove... but with cussing
Probably because it's the same VA
Wait wait wait
_what_
GLaDOS actually agreed to this?!
She likes experiments, after all.
I am curious to see something like this with GLaDOS and Ultron.
+Josey Kaiser Unless they co-star in a video game or something, it's not terribly likely to happen (with accurate voices, anyway)
iammemyself _ Yeah, most likely. I just think it would be interesting to see the two characters chat it up.
+Josey Kaiser
Which Ultron? The original from the comics or the awful one from the live-action Age of Ultron movie?
A S R I actually kind of liked the movie Ultron, but comic Ultron would work.
Josey Kaiser Movie Ultron was just the robot version of Tony Stark, the original was a machine with an objective, with virtually no personality that was never needed. Movie Ultron was a joke threat that was evil for no good reason, the original was a serious threat with a honorable motivation.
He wouldn't really give GlaDOS an interesting conversation because he doesn't have personality traits aside from being really obsessive with turning all organic life into machines.
“kuumquaat” “oh stop!”
5 minutes later theres already GLaDOS and Claptrap porn
Ben Blevis
You are not wrong.
O no
I haven’t seen this yet but I believe you
I already can imagine a bunch of metallic sounds and robotic moans.
By the way, is it possible that Claptrap can mate with GLaDOS? She's basically connected to the ceiling.
@@juano.c8361 *Who says she can't do it to him, she's got the entire Aperture Science facility under her control*
So because they don’t need physical bodies does that mean without anyone noticing Claptrap and Glados were having sex? If so, claptrap, you are the MAN (Robot, you know what I mean)
That never occurred to me, but you know what? It's plausible. They could have been virtually going wild that whole time.
I ended up hearing a bugged version of the Claptrap Busted Out bit and thought she was talking about Sam and Max.
My ship came and went in under 4 minutes.
I ship this hard.
HAHAHAHAH BLESS
Bless
Claptrap my Man! Everyone give a round of applause to Claptrap who managed to score the best robot waifu that is GLaDOS
marisela medrano 👏👏👏
I already ship Hal 9000 and GLaDOS
+SirSpudsAlot _ You can if you like, I don't though because HAL-9000 has no free will and only acts in the best interests of his creators, whereas GLaDOS has more self-respect than that.
They actually met in LEGO Dimensions, and... didn't get along.
Matthew Bell
Valve stated that that game is not canon.
Of course. I highly doubt you could get any crossover game that would be canon.
Matthew Bell Tekken and Street Fighter
I was almost sad for Claptrap.
SHIPPED!!!
does it bother anyone else that the person who took this screenshot folded that hand?
You're reading the screencap wrong. I didn't fold, Claptrap did.
GLaDOS X Claptrap
Ship name: GLaDtrap or ClapDOS
Still a better love story then twilight.
EnderEthan 14 I KR I want to find out what happens next so bad!
2:20 - 2:40 it took me an embarrassingly long time to realize this was two different conversation segments and that the “insulting someone’s boyfriend in front of them” line wasn’t referring to sam and max
I think it would have been a funny conclusion if glados dumped claptrap for another AI like SHODAN or the hal 9000
GLaDOS met Hal in Lego dimensions, and Hal kept calling GLaDOS “Dave”
this is true love right here
3:49. At least she can sing single ladies put a ring on it LOL!
2:22 dual shipping moment
I was searching for someone else referencing Sam and Max’s relationship as well. Thanks :)
(Seriously tho this game has some of my favorite Freelance Husbands moments, their banter is adorable🩷)
how desperate was GLaDOS for a rebound after she booted Chell out of the facility
ChellDOS is such a good ship this is nightmarish
I actually really like this ship and it makes a lot of sense to me.
i reeeeally don't see it also same-gender ships are important to me & take precedence (and ChellDOS was canon)
murrrrrgles Not really
You do realise chell is glados's daughter...right
Nathan Gordon
That's not confirmed canon. There are a lot of factors that indicate it's not true, mainly Caroline's age at the time Chell would have to have been born.
i really wish this game was still available to play, I don't even care for poker and this is amazing
wait what happened?
Fandroid gets pissed at GLaDOS before 2016
Only 25 seconds in and I ship it
It does make sense. And it makes me wonder if WheatDOS could be canon, she's attracted to morons, maybe? xD
What the fuck.
GLaDOS is open to relationships............???? What.
sTone ForesT robots can I have a motions to. Anyway then two will be perfect together. I I am sad broke up
This reminds me of wall-e
GOD DANGIT CLAP TRAP WHY CAN’T YOU GET A RELATIONSHIP RIGHT
I mean.... with GLaDOS as the other half, it was condemned from the start. Honestly, was she even trying?
Fandroid would be jealous
Avengers endgame: the biggest crossover of all time
Poker night 2: hold my beer
Its good to see carillon moving on from cave Johnsson
FUCKING SHIP IT SO HARD
one of the only ships i can get behind
I can think of another pro to not going to Pandora, not getting shot/slashed/swung at by mutated/irradiated psychopaths
Pro OF going to Pandora: science beyond GLaDOS's wildest dreams
My OTP.
Have you figured out how many of these dialogues are actually in the game?
The stuff about subliminals is.... the flirting after that is... the rest of it is just leftover in the files I think. I haven't played the game in a long time though.
“sugar bits”
*looks at the title*
I have so many questions...
Wait... they're robots. How would they even knock boo-
You know, I'm not gonna think about it.
Wendigo Dragon *laughing so hard now*
Ash: See? Even she gets it
Brock: that's real sad
Sam: I still don't get it
k u m q u a t
Well well well. Robot CLANK CLANK CLANK ing time?
this is just funny
I didn’t know GLaDOS was morosexual…that actually makes a lot of sense
She’s a robot, she can be whatever she wants lol
I’m pretty sure she could’ve just build a new body with Super armour or something.
Wait.
WHY DIDN’T SHE JUST DO THAT IN PORTAL 2
@@vreikezen8268 I don’t think she had time. The facility is enormous and fixing it probably took all of her attention.
Also she probably likes her body and doesn’t want another one lol
GLaDOS give me your skins for borderlands
Oh wow I forgot all about that
iammemyself _ I know I just got the handsome collection sooo
guess I'll go get a ps3, and get poker night 2
3:30 he maybe a robot but he sure knows pain
With all the talk about artificial intelligence these days, this sounds like an actual essay, especially the last part.
Can't believe this video is so old now
OMG I wish they stayed together.
As they say, that's what fanfiction is for!
@@canadian-riddler But dont you think it would be really cute if they stayed together? I would love to see their weading!
@@itsreeah2663 Yeah I do think it would!
Indiana Nashton I think GLaDOS should bake the wedding cake LOL
Marx Galactic Ambition he he
This is my OTP!
He doesn't deserve.
"love is for morons"
everybody that have a gf or married: dang
I ship it lol
SAS The Double Donker honestly who else could take GLaDOS’s shit and not be scarred for life lol
Alright but, and hear me out on this, what about GLaD0S and AM from I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream?
I don't know who that is but if you think there's someting to make out of that go for it!!
yoursoultasteslikebacon okay I have no idea who or what that is but if portal is involved it will be fine
You fool, you've doomed us all
Well you heard the woman
Kuuuuuuumquat
Oh stop....
What... The... Freak...
I weirdly ship this. It's kinda cute
I am jealous...
Oh god, this is so hot.
Damn.
I known she had a hreat inside
Dear god...
Cool claptrap GLaDOS and Joe from Family Guy perfect group
This is fucking hilarious
Omfg so hilarious
I ship it
Why am I attracted to GLADos?
She just has that effect on people
You are actually a robot
-Static- CAN NOT COMPUTE
[ ScotSocks ] I have the exact same problem. What is wrong with me?
The "Oh stop" had me questioning my own standards
put usb in port
I just wanna know if this game got the origanal game creator's consent to ship these 2
Slinky The Gamer They would’ve had to. To make this game, Telltale had to get licenses to use each of the characters and their game-related assets. These lines were also recorded by the original voice actors, which they would have needed permission for.