Crazy Police Stories ft. Administrative Results - Unsubscribe Podcast Ep 146
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Chapters:
0:00 HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT!
1:26 Welcome to Unsub!
6:45 MASK OFF
9:34 Admin's Previous Job
12:48 Admin's Tism
17:10 AD
18:08 Admin's Tism
21:31 Brandon's Boxing Match
28:25 AD
29:29 Brandon's Boxing Match
31:45 Admin's Cop Stories
35:46 AD
36:58 Admin's Cop Stories
38:25 Eli's Iraq Experience
46:20 FPS Russia Blocked Brandon
47:51 Admin's Future Content
49:58 AD
51:24 Admin Is A Movie Buff
1:07:04 Admin's RUclips Content
1:08:51 Pew Pew History
1:15:26 Secret Projects
1:17:29 Our Favorite Pews
1:31:32 Stanley Cubrick 
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The Mother ship one day?
What is the time difference between the filming and posting of the episodes
Wish I was in the USA. I would go to them all just for the fun and laughs. Plus I really need some advice on starting a RUclips channel. Lol
Have fun with it guys. You'll crush it.
I need to make more money so I can go to these things
Where the fuck is Donut at
Probably throwing acorns at cop cars
That guy never fuckin talks anyways, and when he does he always says something weird.
We need an Admin, Kentucky, Angry, and Donut session swapping crazy cop stories.
Oh shit, I heard you in the intro and didn't notice till 45 minutes in you weren't on! Ignore that the video has only been live for 15 minutes as I type this...
He only shows up for every other episode, at least. He doesnt want to do any of this shit. Hes literally said a few times
The Russian badger would be a great guest on the podcast
Yes yes yes
Fucking yes
yes needs to happen asap
but heavenly should join
Heavenly and Grouse 100%
Like this and get it to the right people cmoooonn n
Crazy, I was crazy once
They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats.
Rats make me crazy. Crazy I was crazy ones.
😂 Still crazy!
@@Xavieus rats make me crazy
Crazy, I was crazy once.
A vote for machine gun vending machines is a vote for Brandon Herrera.
The final form of the 2nd Amendment
Guns made for human slaves delivered in that way too?
@@bunk95 What
@@americankid7782the true form of the 2nd amendment
@@bunk95 I am Genuinely confused by whatever you are trying to say.
The live tour is basically just 3 Texans trying to convince Nick to move 🤣
Maybe we can get the audience to bully him too 😂
Stay strong nick the Midwest can’t lose anymore great people to Texas
As a Midwesterner, I too have aspirations and plans to move to Texas in approximately 4-6 years
Other than Iowa and a few other states(and I mean few) the quality, cost, state financial stability, and the politics here are just going downhill I'm trying to go down for the show(and potentially house/job shop)
The fact that Nick held out this long from descending down the influencer pipeline of either moving to Texas and being based or moving to California and being cringe is surprising.
Admin: *starts talking about bows*
Me: *TISM INTENSIFIES*
Me (a fucking idiot): bows? Like the front of a ship?
**TISM INTENSIFIES**
That doesn’t make you cool.
@@vincedibona4687 and you still don't matter.
SAME
😂
Fun fact: I spent a whole day smoking cigars, sipping scotch, and BS'ing with R. Lee. Ermey about 14 years ago. He was a really awesome guy, super nice, down to earth, and yes he talks like that 24/7. He signed my Glock 23, couple hats, my Glock Armorers Certificate and my copy of Full Metal Jacket. RIP buddy.
That’s so fucking cool.
@@michaelmiller6050 it was definitely one of the coolest days of my life for sure. RIP Gunny
That’s fucking sick
Something a Senior Chief once told me, "If your gona be stupid don't be illegal, if you gona be illegal DONT BE FUCKING STUPID." To this day was one of the best pieces of advise ive ever gotten.
Some solid Navy advice, I've gotten that a few times
New age blue collar tour; Electrician = cable guy, Brandon = Ron white. Donut is Foxworth, and Eli is Bill. Lmao
The Blue Puzzle Piece Comedy Tour.
I hate how accurate that is lmfao
But none of them are comedians. There's a big difference between being silly on the Internet and being funny to people who don't know who you are.
@@doodoo66 That's a funny thing to say in the comments of a video where they announced their going on tour.
@@shushyshushy6762 bands go on tour, authors go on book tours. Going on tour doesn't make you a comedy legend. It's like my five year old cousin swung a bat a couple of times and everyone saying your the next Jeter. It's stupid. Your stupid.
Brandon - "Old enough to know how to make an IED but not old enough to know why it was wrong"
Also Brandon - *Makes Shinzo Abe pipe gun/bomb without enough wire to have a safe distance for detonation
He was okay, so technically the wire was long enough to be safe-ish😅
Lmao Admin's fat lady story reminds of a patient I had when I used to work as an EMT that was 800lbs and was having difficulty breathing and wanted to go to the hospital for it, but me and my partner couldn't get her out of her house on our own (obviously) so we ended up calling the fire dept to help us, and they sent us 2 fire engines (8 firefighters total) to help us, but we couldn't get her out even with their help because she was too fat for the doorway into her bedroom. The firefighters ended up taking a circular saw and sledgehammers to the wall of her doublewide trailer and we pulled her out through that lol
The funniest part is we had to transport her again our next shift, because the hospital didn't have a scale that was able to take her weight- we ended up needing to transport her to the zoo and weighed her on the elephant scale
That’s the most modern America thing Ive ever heard
We have a couple zoo patients in our area too, I’ll never forget the smell of fat fold cheese
Jesus Christ 😳
It’s depressing that I believe this actually happened.
@@americankid7782oh it happens
Admin is the Ryan renolds of the gun community
He’s a handsome devil for sure
19:05 I can confirm the historical weapons talk is in fact tickling my tism in a delightful way 😂
Except he didn't know the Mary Rose. Or the Swedish Vasa
Brandon explaining how he read the anarchist cookbook, and made stuff with it, in DETAIL
Only to make a pipebomb years later, get a strike, cause he went in DETAIL
is pure *chefs kiss*
He should post it
Omg. I read that with my bros years ago. Neighbors kept calling the Popo on us. Because we were reading. We definitely didn't try any of it at home. 😂😏😉
Wait. You mean the cookbook wasn't required reading for our applied physics and chemistry class in Texas? Oops.
@@user-kh6yk7wh6r I set off loads of dangerous things growing up and the cops would show up pretty regularly, but my druggy mom didn't care so nothing really ever came of it. There are still patches of dirt in the back yard that still won't have anything growing on them. things like 'works bombs', thermite, all kinds of other explosives super over kill potato/bb guns using fuel injectors/ high pressure solenoids, homemade slamfire guns, black powder 'muskets' and I mayhaps have made a pipe bomb or two.
That book used to be "how to get flagged by the federal government" when they put the ads in the back of several gun magazines and stuff like Soldier of Fortune etc.
When administrative results said “Master and Commander” for favorite movies I shed tears of happiness.
1:22:17 man's running for congress, making the ak50, and now he wants to replicate jetpack joyride? I'm here for it!
The thing that was left out by Admin was, during the reign of Henry III, the Assize of Arms of 1252 required that all "citizens, burgesses, free tenants, villeins and others from 15 to 60 years of age" should be armed. The poorest of them were expected to have a halberd and a knife, and a bow if they owned land worth more than £2. Oh and the name of the ship was the MaryRose.
Allow me to tack on a bit here Mary Rose had a sister ship I shit you not the 'Peter Pomegranate'....
Representation wise the rose in Mary Rose being the symbol of the king (Tudor rose), and the pomegranate in Peter Pomegranate being that of his first wife, Katherine of Aragon... She adopted this as a symbol as a kid tended to wear a pomegranate brooch because it's a) Christian symbol of fertility and purity b) a symbol of Granada or c) she really liked pomegranates.
What happened to the Peter Pomegranate? No one knows. Last mention is in 1588 which was the year of the Spanish Armada...
@thomasohanlon1060 your tism is impressive.
@@pixiniarts
I swallowed a shoe lace once. I shit you knot
Yall keep talking about the retention so i wanted to come down here and say. I have severe adhd that is un medicated and you mfers are the only people on youtube besides a select few who can make me sit down with my undivided attention for hours you guys have motivated me so much to start turning my life and health around for the better you're all truly amazing people
Well fuck, no wonder why I can sit through these every week and not get bored. May need to see a doctor for a proper diagnosis.
@@Ratkill9000 Naw, maybe keep your 2 cents and not make someone's testimonial abt you :L
Another unmediacated a.d.h.d. here. I second this. This gets my undivided attention for hours.
'testimony' what are we, in college? Jesus. It's not that serious bubba.
@@r0br33r get back in your cave redditor
Bro, I spend my time at work listening to Drachinifel videos talking about naval battle breakdowns, how warships are built, how different armor types are made and conpare to each other, etc.
You 100% have my attention with talking about your tisms.
Christoph Waltsz actually changed the entire feel for his role as Col Landan in Inglorious Basterds. He added a layer of eccentricity that was not initially in the role that even Tarantino couldn't keep out
Anyone else remember when we got to see Admins face revealed on Donuts vlog way before he chose to do it? Cody is a legend. 🤣
“Oh and there’s Aaron. He got doxxed lol”
Brandon talking about supernatural has made me go back and watch it, god I love that show
Admin talking about bows finalized my decision to start training archery again. God I love this podcast, inspiring so many.
Such a gem of a show especially today
I love these dudes so much more after i learned how much they loved movies. So much respect gained today
The Bow tism talk was perfect
Eli said they would make a "Touch grass, eat ass" - Shinzo Abe (probably) shirt!!!!
Bed time stories for here in the uk. Excellent
Happy birthday Eli.
ETA. standing 69, jfc 😂
No shout out for 'Blazing Saddles' ? Honorable mention 'Tucker and Dale VS Evil' another great movie for turning everything upside down.
My Uncle was a cop for nearly 30 years and "people soup"was a term I'd heard and forgotten about until now.
I remember a friend wanting a bungalow and he was looking through the listings and he asked 'why with half the houses is one room stripped all the way down to the floorboards?'
I told him not to buy ANY houses like that, or houses where one room is unusually renovated, because old folks live in bungalows and some aren't discovered until they are soup or mummies. And just because someone puts floorboards in or renovates does not mean they do a thorough job of cleaning.
Happens to all living things, took a patient home from the hospital one time (I work in EMS) and stepped in a puddle of something foul smelling and asked the lady what it was and apparently she stuck her dead dog in the closet cause she didn’t have the energy or thought to bury it and it’s dead juice was seeping out under the door, yeah I threw those boots out
😂 Mexicans to the left Mexicans to the right, Orale pues!!
You two should interview Cody about his police stories.
Well great. Now I’m going to deep dive into bow history instead of sleeping tonight. Thanks guys.
Hi I’m female and love this podcast, also an ex-marine. Keep up the great work.
You’re awesome just sayin
"with our tism combined, we are....
sent to assisted living"
You've got talent, keep showcasing it
The recoil you guys are describing for the mini gun at one blank, one live sounds like that thing is a viable engine for exploration lunar activities. I did do the math for 12 gauge shotguns with three ounce slugs with a fire rate of 90 rounds a minute, (because that's what my household semi allows us to do,) and that came out to enough force to get to orbit off the surface of the moon easily, unfortunately I did not account for the weight of the ammunition needed nor calculate the amount of ammunition needed for using two to get off the moon. It was just more of a "hey could you use two semi automatic shotguns as a viable propulsion method in space?" the answer was yes, but with 50 round drums you're looking at only 350m/s delta V. Which is plenty if the speed difference between you and your target is like 400 FPS, mental vector math would be a necessity if you want to get precise speed changes or not destroy wherever you're going with any retroactive shots.
I think I found what I want to do for RUclips and that is animations that explain stuff and just some good stories. Like here's a weird scenario you'll almost never find yourself in, (eg have an semi auto gun with 50 rounds floating away from space station,) and how you can get yourself out of it plus hey here's an animated series, I wrote, about three aliens on the dawn of their civilization and one of them is in a situation of what if crazy evil stuff was most of your instincts.
Doimg the show in front of a live audiance is wild and i give you guys props for attempting. I hope it all goes extremely great for you guys
Currently in the police academy (Hi admin😂), you guys make me cherish my weekends more than i already do. Love y’all❤️
happy birthday eli!! found your guys podcast a few months ago and never really comment, but everything y’all do is amazing. anytime i’m in a bad headspace i’ll immediately put unsub on and forget why i was even sad😅 proud of you boys!
I'm watching this from a hospital bed. Thanks for cheering me up guys!
The 'tiger' tank in saving private Ryan sets off my tism
I love this show. I’ve listened to all the shows twice now. I’m 43 and I’m going full in to start my own auto mechanic shop after 20 plus years of factory work. Eli your stories about your son because my 3 year old son is a non verbal autistic and his mother and I live him so much. I’ve been wanting to ask you when your son started talking?
Y'all are just the best. Happy early birthday Eli, and thanks Unsub crew for another fantastic saturday! Unsub live is gonna be great!
Brandon recounting the binary explosive post on the FPSRussia page reminds me of when I mixed up plastic explosives in grade 12 chemistry back in 1997 when the internet was in its infancy and there was no such thing as Facebook.
Happy birthday Eli. Much love brother. Thank you for being you and making our lives a little less shitty. I hope you have the greatest birthday when it comes !❤
The boys are back in town!
YEAHHHH LESS GOOOO! A EPISODE WITH ADMIN! LESSSS GOOO! I just wanna say thank you guys for being amazing people and making awesome episodes of this podcast! It helped me smile when I was go through rough times and good news I passed my asvab a couple weeks ago!
as a specialist with firsthand experience, highly enjoyed the tism talk
This podcast is what got me to really try my hand at content creation and make it a real priority. Before I saw the episode with the Narrator and Nikko, I was just keeping the flame I had since I was 10 alive, and after that, I decided to actually try to grow and hone it, and I couldn't be happier with that choice How ever, hard, demoralizing, and educational it has and will be. I love you all. I've been a Brandon fan since the old-school Carolina days and a fan of the podcast since his first appearance (first episode, I think?). Anywho, thanks for that: you all have been a big inspiration and motivator. So happy to see you guys succeed and grow.
Cheers Eli much love from East Tennessee
I already bought a ticket for my wife and I. I am retired from the Army and we can't wait to see you guys.
Doughnut talked more in this episode than the last few! Glad he's getting better
Every episode is always amazing! Brandon thank you for being you while running for congress! You make me want to move to your district if you win!
Holy shit i wanna go but I'm banned from the state of Texas
We have so many questions…..
We need the story
how
@unsubscribepodcast where's the line for the question box, I have a few
@@unsubscribepodcast it all started when I was born at the age of 43 without a face in a IHOP parking lot......
I came a little bit upont hearing of the rodhisian 240, not got to lie... Thanks for another great show. No idea how you're going to pull it off live, but if the audience is 7 voodoo rangers deep as I am you're golden. Thanks for the company. Love you guys.
You guys had me going crazy during the horseback archery section! I’m actually a competitive horseback archer myself and it’s crazy how niche of a skill it is. I’ve competed against people who could outshoot me on the ground in terms of accuracy and not even bat an eye. These same people have been riding horses since before I was even born. You put the two skills together and it’s a completely different beast. Plus the speed involved is insane, a standard competition course is 30 meters in length and you’ve got 30 seconds to run it and hit the targets at the same time. The instinct archery training’s so intense I actually broke a world record for speed on the ground while practicing. Got the certificate and everything. Super wild fun but a very intense sport in the modern age, for sure. Can only imagine what it would’ve been like doing it in actual combat.
You guys make my day when you post! Feel like I can relate to your content! It always brings laughter and smiles.
I'm a Canadian truck driver that regularly goes to Texas and texas summer's are no fucking joke especially when you have to tarp a load and the tarp weighs 120lbs and you have to move 2 of them to tarp your load
Forever calling protected sex “tarping my load” from here out
Texas is fictional. You lying about parts of the slave system and stopped from the actual value of the labor?
the shipwreck of The Mary Rose had lots of high-quality artifacts.
I own a bit of Mary Rose, when they brought her up they preserved bits of her timber in lucite blocks (bits that couldn't be preserved, treated or saved) and sold these as souvenirs.
They also made replicas of the artefacts like nails and spoons...
Might er... Have those too.
Also, check out the Vasa.
Hungarian biocomposite bows they would take horn boil at 2 to 3 days make it pliable then they would use the animal sinew boil it down to make glue and sinew back the bow let it dry a yr and glue the boiled horm to the belly of the bow. Once the bow was glued it would be wrapped tightly in linen rope then as the sinew dries slowly over time it will pull the bow into the recurve shape. Im also a bow maker and composite bows are my tism! Loved this episode!!!
I heard Eli say "I did not watch that" when Brandon brought up The Outlaw Josey Wales, and i just flipped. How the Hell has he not seen that master piece of a movie?! UNACCEPTABLE!!!!!
Been waitin yesterday an today like a junkie for this new admin episode!
This may be my favorite episode of all time. The film discussion made me sad and jealous I wasn’t there to take part in it. Just awesome
My top 5 movies in any order: The Mask, Nutty Professor 1, Robots, Transformers 1 and Bicentennial Man! 😂
I'm so happy because I have been watching the previous 2 episodes all day today.
Ok let's get our movie lists out there.
BOONDOCK SAINTS, GREEN STREET HOOLIGANS, TOMBSTONE, LOCK STOCK TWO SMOKING BARRELS, SMOKING ACES
in no particular order
No particular order except the first one is my favorite; Kung Fu Panda, Interstellar, Hacksaw Ridge, Imitation Game, Oppenheimer
Snatch?
Thank you for acknowledging my tism, Eli. Not even 20 minutes in and I feel heard.
bow segment was one of my favorite segments of all time. wished it was longer and in more depth
I feel like Brandon is up there with Ryan Reynolds & Henry Cavil in every man’s top 3
Top 3? Also, just a quick question....isn't a known thing that the dude on the right is gay or is he pretending he's not?
@@neilbraun11 dude, what? None of the men on this podcast are gay. 3 of the hosts have kids (Eli, Cody, Nick) & Brandon doesn’t have any kids that he knows of.
And yeah, top 3 hottest men. Universally for guys, it’s Ryan Reynolds & Henry Cavil, but for the cultured gentlemen Brandon Herrera is also on that list.
This is my favorite podcast. I never miss an episode and I always look forward to the next one. Thank you unsubscribe for making my day.
Genuinely interested in the retention / skipping rate of the 19:00 mark where we're slightly into the bow stuff.
Never owned a bow but I'm here for all the archery content you'll provide.
Happy Early Birthday, Eli.
Oh, quick edit.
The Lost Battalion is a damn good film for being a low-budget flick.
Where can I watch it?
@ScottBuchanan84 I did a quick Google search. Prime Video has it. I watched it on RUclips. Also, Sabaton has a song about it as well.
This might be my favorite episode of unsub ever. Been watching it for like 5 days now. Really pissed y'all come into town on a night before I gotta be at work at 5 am...so come back damn it
How freakin' cool. Have a great time with live shows, guys!
1:22:20 Sirs? SIRS! That’s jetpack joyride! … still wanna see it tho!
I came from North East TN to South TX to live working there just for us to break the record for the most consecutive days over 100°!!!
been watching so much admin content lately, awesome to see him on the pod!
Always one of the highlights of my week!! And bonus bow nerd talk!! Bro this is great
TISM PART WAS THE BEST
That segment about medieval war bows scratched my tism just right, thank you for that.
Crime scene cleaning, is a good channel to check out if youre into the hoarder houses, or cleaning after someone has passed away. Like, once the body is removed, they go in and de-bio the place
I like watching and drinking along because it makes me feel like I’m chilling with the friends I don’t have
This episode tickled my tism so hard that im now going to watch the whole catalogue.
I just subscribed, i laughed my ass off. These three together are my people.
Lancaster Repeater!😂😂😂 Red Dead has entered the chat! Hahaha!:) Love this podcast so much! Never miss an episode!
Hey the moderator absolutely volunteered himself for this fun activity that we have all came together to foresee happening in the near future
Congressman, you have impeccable taste. The Outlaw Josey Wales is Cling Eastwood's greatest film.
Eli, your Adam and Eve commercials are absolutely amazing at 2x. Is that on purpose? I now 2x everything you do only because you are so good and clear at that speed. 😂😂😂
That supernatural love becomes obsession real quick. I know a couple who named their son Dean Sam
38:13 Fayetteville??? We called it "Fayettnam" when I was at Ft. Bragg from '89-'92. 😮😮😮
Holy tism filled episode. Between bows and cinematography details
Flip flops on a bike is a great way to turn your toes into fingers.
One of my friends fell and got his leg stuck under the bike. You could see through it and bones...
Master and Commander as a quick No 1! You have my attention!❤
02/21 happy birthday Eli! Have a great day man!
I love the subtle red dead drop from Eli. Its the Lancaster repeater
Well now i need to watch that podcast again, great vid.
He said you are scratching my surface 😂😂😂
Happy birthday Eli!! Enjoy the shit outta y’all’s podcasts💯 yall are hilarious 🤣🤣
I love it when Supervisor Consequences is a guest.
Holy Cow guys. The meet and greet Tickets for the Houston show are sold out already... I'd definitely say yall are going to kill it with this tour.