HOGWATCH AT TURNING POINT USA
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- Опубликовано: 26 сен 2024
- Turning Point USA Summit had some insane hogwatch with your least favorite conservative characters and way too much production value
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Shocking that Matt Gaetz of all people would go off on a rant about unattractive women. The dude accused of sex trafficking girls, of course he thinks adult women are unattractive.
He is a perv.
Thats completly normal for active pedophils.
And... He looks like a thumb
Turning Point USA is absolutely crushing it on the 2015 Minecraft RUclipsr intros for their members of congress
It's like politicians have just caught up to 11 year olds on the internet
Cruz' and Boebert's walk-out tracks low key slap tho
bruh you just brought me back into memory lane with that one
Ali-A has some real competition
"Hey guys its creeper slayer 96 here with another mining tortorial"
"conservatives love fat shaming, while simultaneously being fat"
This is fucking FACTS
Just showing their insecurities.
They also call people ugly when a good chunk of them look like Matt gaetz aka a thumb.
@@ludovicusbathory1715 and it's not only about looks it's also the fact that they get uglier by how they are as people
Textbook projection. An entire party with the backbone of a snotty teenager.
Language please
I love Hogwatch but I cannot listen to conservative politicians do stand-up comedy. This is soul-obliterating on every conceivable level.
@Backit UpTerry I’ve searched the lands, looking far and wide, trying to find the one who asked
@Backit UpTerry Whenever we watched mostly black comedy shows as a child my dad would constantly interrupt the show to fake laugh really loudly or to complain that it's not funny.
That's how I learned my dad was a massive racist prick.
@@ghostsyynx sounds like my family has a lot in common with your family, sadly.
@Backit UpTerry what the hell are you talking about boy
@Backit UpTerry I thought you were talking about dark comedies, but no, you're just a bigot.
"conservatives love fat shaming, while simultaneously being fat"
real talk. I grew up around a lot of obesity- both of my parents were morbidly obese at one point. My mom definitely got a fuck ton more flack for it, though. Both from my conservative (and also fat) dad and from fat dudes in public. I vividly remember being in public with my mom as a kid and men mooing at her in the grocery store.
I really resonate with this. I'm so so sorry that you had to experience the strange feelings brought about from that situation at such a young age. I too have always had fat parents, and it always hurt me to see my mom getting the brute force of criticism for it. I've only recently realized how much this affected her,
!so this is your reminder to tell your mom she's beautiful, because it's easy for them to forget
my mom used to be fat but still fat shames other people 🙄
Your (fat) dad made fun of your mom for being fat? Why does that hit me in the heart so hard.
Thats so sad, sorry about that dude, remember people are bullies cause they hate themselves really
If my mom were in that situation and I saw people disrespect her like that I'm going straight to jail. Sorry you and your mother went through that.
"Mat Gaetz has trouble reading the room" bold of you to assume he can read.
No he can. He reads Dr. Seuss to his girlfriends.
We know he can at least do enough math to make sure his dates are under 18! So that's something....
@@M.A.C.01 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 but also I'm dead inside, please send help
Matt Gaetz stealing and repurposing George Carlin’s joke about “you wouldn’t want to fuck them anyway” just melted my brain
What was the original joke? I've never watched Carlin unfortunately
@@selenerahman4586 it his Right to Lifers bit, it's quite pro-abortion "doesn’t it strike you that it’s mildly ironic that most of the people who are against abortion are people you wouldn’t fuck in the first place are place?"
@@selenerahman4586 ruclips.net/video/PVRQSwZvkV8/видео.html hes got a couple of them through out the years, I would type it out but delivery and all that
George is rolling in his grave.
@@selenerahman4586 "Why why why WHY is it that the people who are anti abortion aren't the people you'd ever wanna fuck anyway?" or something to that effect
Matt Gaetz has the most villanous face ever. He lookes like that one character in every sci-fi /horror flick who works for the big company and lets all hell break lose to see how it would benefit the firm lmao
fully, but then you realize he's 5'7 with painfully bad social skills, and that villainous image quickly metamorphizes into a dr evil type figure negligently romping around and just fucking shit up
he reminds me of an evil Whoville citizen from the grinch
Beavis
Built like a bobble head. Exaggerated features and all
You mean like Brett Kavenaugh? 😉
Matt Gaetz self incriminating the shit out of himself is never not hilarious.
and tucker carlson lmao
@@Cheezus Cucker Tarlson
Republicans know exactly what they are doing when it comes to their rallies. They treat them like WWE events cuz their audience has the attention span and entertainment palate of children
I agree. These people ride and die for this but, for some weird reason, the crowd is so weak through this
I'm just still absolutely astonished that the GOP convinces poor people to vote against themselves.
But yeah pandering to the most primal of humanity works in their favor. Low hanging fruit and such...
it's palate* lmao not pallet
@@rawrberrys Underfund education and convince people that "patriotism" represents an easy to understand thing and you'll sweep through
@@tonysparber9252 you're right it's palate, thank god you were here my brother in Christ
I wish I had the confidence that these Republicans have during these events. They are so wrong but they are so sure they are right
Me and Andrew Tate are better than Hasan
What are these replies already. People just mad that Hasan dunked on him so hard
@@Shan-rb5rl lmfao, ok tate-tard-tot 😂☠️😂☠️😂
@@shanitor7870 lmfao, keep simping beta ☠️😂☠️
@@Shan-rb5rl you have 11 subscribers
Matt Gaetz thinking he can have an opinion on women is just too much. Even tucker Carlson doesn't have his back
@@Shan-rb5rl Shhh ...if you type too loudly your parents will take your computer away and then what will you do
@MrChubz6 Wish I could have seen that before the coward deleted it.
Matt Gaetz saying someone besides him looks like a thumb is pretty brave
That takes balls
Matt Gaetz looking like a melting wax statue of Bruce Campbell
he will be in jail by 2024, no one cares what he says anymore. he’s going to the clink
Yeah he looks like a blend of beavis and butthead
Odious inside and out could be the title of his next book. He wants to offend people but he should try looking in the mirror.
You have to be a real trooper to be a teacher in the US with these wingnuts running around.
You folks who actually care about America (which is a nation of people to most but an abstract concept based on mythology masquerading as history to these hogs) are all troopers for trying to make things better. I do not know how you keep going with the Republic on life support waiting for the plug to be pulled come November but I still think you are all amazing for trying.
@@steewith2ees14 Most of us can't afford to move to another country so it's not like we have a choice.
They basically want them to be actual Troopers lol
Couple that with the decades of the GOP gutting funding for our public schools, and it’s no wonder that we have a teacher shortage in America. Just look at what Ron DeSatan is doing to Florida’s education system, which wasn’t exactly known for its stellar reputation in the first place.
This is what happens when you let the fascists run wild, without fighting back. We will end up like Russia or China if the GOP has its way.
@@Handofcrom13 i think a lot of eu frogs forget how hard it is to move out of your country when you’re not part of the eu
"I'm the most persecuted person in the history of this country."
- Man living in a country that used to own slaves
*rich man. Like he literally would have been a slave owner if he was born into the same wealth back then lol
@@RedScareClair he's probably even contributed to actual slave labor in some way with all his shady businesses
Lol we still have slaves
@@stereo-soulsoundsystem5070 True. But have they been made fun of on SNL? That's true persecution.
I think McKinley, Lincoln and Kennedy would probably disagree.
Holy shit, did Matt Gayetzzz actually just make the “I wouldn’t even r*** you” argument in reference to abortion rights?!
And once again Britain proves thst for all its ugliness and prep-school sadism, their politics are still better.
@@christophergreen6595 The UK still sucks. US politics are literally the bottom of the barrel. Its like comparing shoveling shit with ur hands to eating shit
@Moonlight because his followers are the one slipping drugs in women’s drinks 😭
@@christophergreen6595 how's Britain involved in this? Genuinely curious not being a sarcastic ass sorry
@@MrChubz6 oh! This is a fun one.
Carl Swindon, aka Sargon of Akkad, ran for office as a member of UKIP a few years ago.
He made that 'joke' about another MP (or maybe candidate?). The topic was specific, and related,
The press and the House ate him alive.
The left to these people is literally the monster under the bed.
Me and Andrew Tate are better than Hasan
They are now so far right now that the left is literally the rest of the world at this point...
@@shanitor7870 go outside
@@shanitor7870 sure
@@shanitor7870 No you're not. Stop being pathetic.
These conferences are so nauseating. They're so unhinged and incoherent, but that's the point unfortunately. It doesn't have to make sense or even be slightly good, just talk about the things you hate and people will throw money at you.
They usually say the same crap every white supremacist conference.
@Rune Kristensen oh wow amazing and original great comment you could not have woken up this morning either
@Rune Kristensen be that as it may you're still being a bitch in a youtube comment section just to be a bitch and nobody really likes that, "sweetie"
@Rune Kristensen But, we want to know what the white supremacist Christian fascists who are actively trying to dismantle this country and hand it over to private corporations are saying. Just because it’s cringe, and we don’t understand why anyone would willingly go to the event, doesn’t it mean it is an interesting as fuck.
Most republicans: don't call us Nazis!
MTG: say it with your chest!
Magic the Gathering?
@@siletzwarrior641 yes
@@siletzwarrior641 marjorie taylor greene
MTG is another nazi queen. Go to vote these people out.
Is it most?
Regardless of your political leaning, how do you not feel your intelligence insulted by such a childish and asinine display? If I was a US republican I’d be livid.
You kinda need to have intelligence for it to be insulted.
@@Doritochi I tell people "in order to be insulted by you...first I'd have to respect your opinion." That usually has a desirable effect. DeleteTheGOP@ThePolls ❄️🌎❄️
All they are seeing is lights and colors bro I assure you they aren't contemplating on any deeper level
Bro the fact that nazis used free speech as a defense when their symbol represented a facist regime is hilarious to me😂
The right has never, not once, updated their talking points. The loyalists in the us revolution, napoleons takeover of the French revolution, the civil war, both world wars, and now.
Was that before or after they burned books like Antifa does?
@@sonofsomerset1695 your forgetting a big difference. One was in power and maintained power through the targeting of a religious group to transfer the blame of the nations failure into that group. The other is an group that can at times be volatile. However, they are not in power nor do they focus their blame on a certain minority group.
@@sonofsomerset1695 what books did antifa burn precisely?
@@curvingfyre6810 Andy Ngo's book about them.
Matt Gaetz really had the audacity to steal a George Carlin joke and invert it.
Damn you beat me to it. I heard this and was instantly like "you fucking hack, that's an inverted Carlin bit." And he couldn't even get a laugh from a crowd of bums that support him lmao. He legit tried to do a tight 5 and got like 3 claps jfc lol
@@améliehester6996 ruclips.net/video/SgjGwOByays/видео.html First thing he says in the clip.
IKR, I noticed that too. Though I'm guessing he got the thumb part from looking at himself in the mirror.
@@theanimegamer366 It's even funnier when you realize Hasan calls people thumbs all the time and recently reacted to a Carlin clip. Dude probably built his "standup routine" around watching a Hasan clip and trying to invert everything while screaming "THE LEFT CANT MEME."
Because conservatives think carlin was a conservative.
Matt gaetz: "You know this girl i went on a double date with you tucker? That one. Yeah. She's the 17 year old that doesnt exist"
Charles Kirk the only man who's face obits his head
@@Shan-rb5rl bro if you're a tatertot, you've actually got nothing going for you. Genuinely just get outside a bit, it's not that scary you'll be ok
@@Shan-rb5rl imagine unironically defending taint
@@Shan-rb5rl wow dude you are really owning people by spamming the same shit over and over
Matt Gaetz’s chin is so sharp, it could pop a tire.
@@Shan-rb5rl No copium at all.
didn’t matt solely vote against a trafficking bill; literally he was the only person against it ??? please get him out of here
no. there were 20 total republicans who voted against it, matt being one of them. but he wasn’t the *sole* person, no.
@@krys7463 big yikes on all 20, but we know why he was against it.
I don’t get how they can have people that *impact laws* that vote no to an anti-trafficking bill… in places of power… wtf
@@harmony8623 he also has 2 DUIs on record while he's making these votes, figure that one out. I wish I could get someone on the phone to explain to me why the f*ck this guy gets to make decisions for me.
@@peachy_lili call your governors. that’s advice i keep hearing from my community. i’m in mississippi and people here are tired of being the bottom of the bottom. what’s sad is majority of my generation doesn’t think their vote counts, so they don’t. or have some past federal charge that prohibits them from voting in elections; so many of those felonies are the effects of possession of marijuana charges, before decriminalization law on under 36 grams. that .5 found under your back seat landed so many people in jail not that many years ago. i don’t even think i’m offering legit advice so i apologize lol but i do believe voting counts and getting involved in your community, you can also visit sites in support of what you want to support whether it be human rights campaign or campaigns around your states legislative take on roe v wade if there are trigger laws, like there are here.
I can’t get over the fact how much of a literal villain Matt Gaetz looks like lmao
Love when he raises his eyebrows at the absurd comments and the camera zooms in, the comedy is subtle but effective.
They treat their events like WWE but they’re literally the Heels. 😂
Me and Andrew Tate are better than Hasan
@@shanitor7870 lmfao, keep simpin beta ☠️😂☠️
I hope next one they literally wear costumes and do their speeches in the ring.
@@shanitor7870 that’s not a high bar to clear.
I love when Hasan does Hogwatch. One of my favorite brands of video 😮💨
Me and Andrew Tate are better than Hasan
@@shanitor7870 are you guys a couple? That’s cute
@@shanitor7870 lmfao, ok tate-tard-tot 😂☠️😂☠️😂
@@cough5102 got ‘em!
@@shanitor7870 You're ruining the vibe, nobody thinks you're cool, nobody thinks you're funny, and now the girl's gone!
when the ted cruz is zodiac killer memes came out i didn’t know who he was so i actually thought he was the zodiac killer. now every time somebody mentions ted cruz i have to remind myself that he is in fact a politician..
It’s surreal almost
He can be both
Ted Cruz ate my son
Stop spreading this horrible misinformation.
Ted Cruz' FATHER was the Zodiac Killer.
I hadn't seen that clip of Gaetz on Tucker Carlson before. That shit was hilarious, Tucker Carlson was shitting his fucking pants lmao
Tucker didn't have him back for months after that.
“Conservatives love fatshaming while being fat” true af.
Why does Matt Gaetz look like if the green goblin was a real boy
Pleaseee 😂😂😂
"I never had time to think about being persecuted, you know, because I was too busy being persecuted" 😂😂
The brain rot is S T R O N G with these hogs
I finally figured out why Matt Gaetz's face bothers me so much. his brow and forehead are so evil-looking he straight-up looks like a vampire from Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Why are we trapping grandpa Grassley in the senate? He's clearly more passionate about corn than what's going on. Let the man live his best life in a corn field educating us on how to farm it.
Why don't they take their riches and retire? The perks must be too hard to quit. They want to suckle off the federal teat till they die.
@@sprig5173 he has been a senator since 1982, I think!
That's three generations who are directly doomed to some extent because of this psycho
Matt gaetz voted against a anti-human trafficking bill today.
I needed this. My coworker just played Christian-light Country in the kitchen for 7 hours. Like dude... switch genres a bit!
I love Hasan's trans takes. They're solidly accurate, and so wonderfully blunt in their positive message that they often make me laugh. It is zero bullshit taken alliship (allyship?)
Figure it out
"Alliance" would be synonymous and easier to spell, but you do you. And I agree about his trans takes. It's exposure therapy for transphobes as well. I was a bit phobic in hindsight, and between Hasan and Vaush's explanations I got sorted out I think.
I think it’s the second spelling :)
@@somethingelse4424 there is nothing more admirable than a real life character arc
True, but Hasan is a well known LGBT foe.
*Loses by 7 million votes*
I had the most votes in history
The intros, special effects and honestly the whole fucking event reminds me of 'Idiocracy'.
i swear those idiots see that movie as a prophecy.
I was thinking The Boys
Knowing that TPusa is a thing is one of the more depressing things. It is funny to watch it sometimes, but the funny become deep concern because of the fact that its not some kind of parody.
You know how Hasan does the skull science on cops and priests with bald heads. He's gotta add the eyebrows to that because people like Matt Gatz and Ben Shapiro have those owl looking eyebrows that give off a vibe that makes you like, "Nope, just nope, doesn't clear the vibe check brother"
He certainly has no good intellectual arguments so making fun of appearence is his only option.
Love it when Hasan calls her “Marjorie Titan Greene” lmao always makes me laugh
Matt Gaetz reminds me of when I was 14 years old and went down the right wing pipeline where all I tried to do was be edgy and shocking, thankfully got out of it like a year later. Beyond cringe
We’re not sending our best and brightest to dc this shit is embarrassing lol
Um, Democrats allegedly elected Joe Biden, that needs written instructions on sitting in his own chair, so uh bit rich laughing at Republicans that can at least string a sentence together isnt it.
I don't understand why did he bring up the monarch butterfly? Fun fact: The monarch butterfly is endangered now ironically enough.
Matt Gaetz describing pro-choice people as thumbs is a tacit admission that he is in fact pro-choice himself (dude literally looks like a thumb)
"Keep men out of women's sports" -- but not their locker rooms. Right? When you are a judge in the contest, they let you do it.
I need a good old injection of cringe into my bloodstream that I was lacking with E3 being cancelled this year
LOVE ME SOME HOGWATCH BRUTHER YEE YEE
Bro I love how hasan can literally say trans women are women. And then the chatters come out of the woodwork to try and pick a part everything he says. This is why we can’t get shit done, because people are so busy directing anger at Allies as opposed to the source smh.
You know hogs are only good for one thing 🥓🤷🏾♂️
i know gaetz ain't makin fun of other people for lookin like thumbs
"Wow! Ted Cruz bought a prostitute!? He is so friggin' kewl!"
Gaetz dry snitching on Tucker
Matt Gaetz looks like someone bought a Dracula action figure from a dollar store and partially melted it, but go off I guess.
That Tucker and Gaetz interview was absolutely golden!! 😂😂 Tucker looking at him like "you are not about to implicate me in your crime on MY show"
A year from now we going to be like "man don't you miss the old days of the pandemic?" 2023 is going to be a wild ride.
got an ad for matt walsh‘s transphobic documentary right after the is video
Two vids in one day? Hasan and ostonox on timing.
andrew tate is better than this loser! i make better videos
ANDREW TATE AND I MAKE BETTER VIDEOS
Me and Andrew Tate are better than Hasan
we need someone to talk to YT about the right wing pipeline they built in Shorts... it's like half right wing propaganda
I don't get any right-wing stuff in my shorts, as opposed to my actual feed. it's all part of the same problem with the algorithm, not specific to shorts -- though shorts do move much faster, so they're more dangerous
@@peachy_lili true tho
Trump’s first lie was saying he had a friend
Well I guess I can at least appreciate that they're leaning into their politics being a literal joke.
I tried looking up how much it costs to attend one of these stooge-fests but they don't post it anywhere. They want you to register first and I'm just not willing to give them my information 🤣
Entertainment with a healthy bit of bigoted fear mongering
Its crazy how often these guys try to do a comedy special, and none of them can seem to find a right wing comedian willing to come on. I think its because right wing comedians are terrified to be associated with a group of people so unfunny, which is why they know to keep their politics to themselves.
In right wing humor the politicians are the comedians
@@tragicallymalicious1 My theory is that right wingers struggle so hard to actually be comedians who can connect across political barriers, because ultimately conservatism is the opposite of comedy.
Comedy is about taking the scary and making it absurd, conservatism is about taking the absurd and making it scary.
Right wingers ultimately have built their identity around being stubborn tightasses with no tolerance for anything that makes them even slightly uncomfortable. Its hard to intentionally shock people and make them laugh, when they've coached the audience to be enraged at everything they aren't used to. Thats why every right wing comedy show devolves into "Does my shitty behavior TRIGGER you libruhl?"
@@tragicallymalicious1 there was that Ben Shapiro interview where the interviewer asked him to name some funny conservatives and Ben's first thought was Ann Coulter.
Comedy requires intellect. Of course right wing comedians don't exist.
@@thehza2592 I thought the question was about funny people not funny looking people
Just saw a “Value Them Both” ad on your video. Here in Kansas there is a bill up for a popular vote(Value Them Both) that seeks to ban all abortions in the state. Vote NO on August 2nd, protect our right to privacy and bodily autonomy.
"Value them both"???
What an obnoxious lie!
There are no word but so much pure disgust!
15:28 is actually pretty interesting. I had no idea that each strand of corn silk comes from a single kernel 🤯
I fucking love calling him “Micheal Pillow” lmaooo
Garth Ennis wouldn't write speeches like these because he would feel are too ubhinged.
It just really sucks to constantly hear leaders of my country talking about me like this. Really makes me angry. Doesn’t matter how stupid they are, and they are stupid.
Matt Gaetz has 2 DUIs and he gets to stand up there and do that. get mad!
Hogwatch never gets old
I watched it for 10 seconds and it got old.
It’s like everyone tried out their tight 10 in prep for their show at the chuckle hut.
Gaetz, looks like a grown up bizarro world Jimmy Neutron.
90% of Republicans in office literally look like the the secret businessman villain character of every movie.
And what does Joe Biden look like then, clapping at the wrong time, reading out autocue instructions, falling up stairs, talking gibberish?
Democrat voters are so smart for voting for him arent they?
Your country is a laughing stock.
@@sonofsomerset1695 yeah he’s shitty too lol the difference is democrats can admit Biden sucks, but republicans will lick the boot and admire anything these idiotic republicans. I’m sure there’s nothing wrong with your country too mate 😂
Didn't they just have one of these or am I getting this mixed up with the other right wing grifter gatherings ?
I think there was a TP USA event geared towards women a couple months ago?
CPAC?
yeah, probably CPAC
these bits are like something an AI wrote, about what it thinks a conservative comedian would sound like
I love how after Gaetz, MTG, and Boebert got into Congress, it's just been a completely runaway downfall of the Republican Party. Sometimes I think those 3 are doing it on purpose and this is just the best trolling ever done in US history.
That Matt Gaetz interview is the greatest thing Fox News has ever done. There's so many great things in it I notice every time. Like Tucker desperately trying to correct Gaetz by repeating "17 yr old *girl*" and Gaetz keeps calling her a "woman" or just "17 yr old." This happening while Tucker is actively trying not to shit himself because he's not sure what the fuck Gaetz is about to say next.
I just got a matt Walsh ad on this video, sick
"we should be christian nationalists" is a fucking horrifying sentence.
At least they're coming out and saying it now instead of hiding behind a bunch of bullshit like they used to. If you're gonna be a Nazi you should at least own it.
It's like I'm watching idiocracy irl. Hasan is doing some great commentary
Well, yes, if you think Hasan is smart then you are idiots.
Imagine being Matt Gaetz and thinking you can mock people for being ugly. Meanwhile this dude out here looking like Beevis AND Butt-Head at the same time.
From the Netherlands and that callout from Trump for the farmers was kinda funny, especially as it actually divided the movement/protests here.
Having a political ad for Ron DeSantis pop up at the end of the video was the perfect icing on the cake.
"they're saying the quiet part out loud" implies they have a quiet part anymore.
‘Are you comparing?’-Andy’s are the absolute worst. Mention two things and they think you’re saying they are the exact same thing.
The fact that these "people" get so much traction in the US is fucking terrifying
Bots and astroturfing are amazing thing
23:34 If you imagine that Trump's friend is actually himself, which is the truth, then his entire bit on being persecuted, is hysterical.
We need to make these people scared again.
Matt Gaetz’s delivery sounds like he watched Seinfeld to practice lmao
Almost positive that 80% of his crowd are thumbs
the canned and abruptly ending "boo" during Matt gaetz bit in the beginning was the best part 🤣
“Contrary to a popular the belief” 😂
She was about to say popular demand but narrowly caught herself almost in time
@@willywonka7812 isn't it funny how often conservatives let idioms slip that don't have anything to do with what they are actually saying, or when they mean something else? it's like they use word salad but are still able to communicate with each other through intent and the sheer power of their hivemind, it's fascinating
Matt Gaetz we have *your* travel records my nigga. Travel records with that little girl amigo
Back in high school we used to scream “Todo Puto” which was slang for someone being a Beta male, if you will…Obviously living in the southern border meant our teachers also knew Spanish bad words lol so we started screaming TP instead. whenever we got called out for it, we thought we were slick saying TP stood for toilet paper 😂 but they obviously wouldn’t buy it.
Every time I hear trump speak now I think of Austin’s impersonation lol