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  • Опубликовано: 1 фев 2025

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  • @jamesorjenga
    @jamesorjenga 6 лет назад +229

    When you said you ate chips harder than marley13 didnay hink you meant at hame.

  • @henrymbi
    @henrymbi 6 лет назад +181

    The fish finger wrote a suicide note 😂, please do this type of video again

  • @abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz7477
    @abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz7477 6 лет назад +87

    That’s the hardest I’ve laughed in ages

  • @leahthomson821
    @leahthomson821 6 лет назад +151

    Part 2? This is the funniest video I’ve seen in ages. I’d gladly watch more like it. In fact, I’m off too see what Facebook is up to and see if Carol C is still alive and kicking 😂

    • @erinconaghan3570
      @erinconaghan3570 6 лет назад +2

      Leah the Swimmer I’ve never laughed so hard in my life

    • @ABLETONSTUFFANDBITS
      @ABLETONSTUFFANDBITS 5 лет назад

      part 2 !!!! it's needed.
      fuck me them dinners look like Guantanamo bay meals.

  • @JackQueen
    @JackQueen 6 лет назад +34

    I didn't realise Batchy you we're a divorced Dad with two kids one strongbow away from an asbo! There is so much you can learn from a man's plate.

  • @helpfulhandgrenade1472
    @helpfulhandgrenade1472 5 лет назад +10

    "I bet you sit in the tv and watch the sofa"

  • @ninjasbestfriend6964
    @ninjasbestfriend6964 6 лет назад +41

    Yer dinner still looks better than your hairline

  • @jorjag1515
    @jorjag1515 6 лет назад +38

    Batchy is honestly the funniest Scottish youtuber

    • @jontaylor8270
      @jontaylor8270 6 лет назад

      A no

    • @piparoni4842
      @piparoni4842 6 лет назад +1

      @@jontaylor8270 you sir are a legend

    • @sunnyjim1355
      @sunnyjim1355 4 года назад

      Nah, Limmy is... that's why he even got a BBC series. Batchy is not being funny here... he's just reading out other people's funny comments. You're not very bright, are you.

    • @jamesring3319
      @jamesring3319 4 года назад

      @@sunnyjim1355 f off, he made the video and it was funny and he does tons of videos where he is funny by himself so if u don't like him what are u doing watching his stuff and taking time out your day to post.

  • @andrewbell7579
    @andrewbell7579 6 лет назад +1

    “ I’ve never seen so many smiley faces at a cremation “ and “ Morgan freeman’s finger “ were my favs.

  • @lozzamacca5775
    @lozzamacca5775 6 лет назад +37

    8:43 even ImAllexx would stay away fae that bath water

    • @JimboP_
      @JimboP_ 6 лет назад +1

      aha aye ano

    • @AngusMac_
      @AngusMac_ 6 лет назад +3

      Yes good an experienced RUclips watcher

  • @Rydo416
    @Rydo416 6 лет назад +2

    “She picked up the shoppin list and mistakes it fir the recipe”
    So fuckin true mate 😂

  • @noddy5789
    @noddy5789 6 лет назад +16

    Happening Batchy just to let you know I’m writing my essay on you 😂😂😂

  • @TheRealDarrylStrawberry
    @TheRealDarrylStrawberry 3 года назад +1

    "ive never had sweet corn"
    "it comes out in your shite"
    "aahhhhhh fuck sweet corn"

  • @druss841
    @druss841 6 лет назад +3

    Another banger of a video really brightens up ma day watching them keep em coming

  • @99fruitbat
    @99fruitbat 6 лет назад +1

    I have to find that Facebook page 😂🤣🤣🤣 Many thanks for the video Batchy !

  • @sophmac11
    @sophmac11 6 лет назад +2

    I was just scrolling through it and I saw you posted and went .. ok I'll see what it is .. fucking hell😂😂😂

  • @britishbirdie9113
    @britishbirdie9113 6 лет назад +1

    The amount of yorkshire puddings on carol’s plate, like mate what ya doing with ya life? WHO HAS THAT MANY YORKSHIRE PUDDINGS IN ONE MEAL?!?!

  • @asneakygranny7732
    @asneakygranny7732 6 лет назад +5

    This was class pal. Dae more ae these

  • @JWW-bj1sp
    @JWW-bj1sp 6 лет назад +4

    I lost it at Morgan Freeman’s finger 😂

  • @robertbrookes2000
    @robertbrookes2000 2 года назад

    Genuinely had me in tears. I've followed the Rate my Plate page for a while, but I'm surprised I hadn't seen this video till now.

  • @AngusMac_
    @AngusMac_ 6 лет назад

    This is one of the funniest videos on your channel and dare I say RUclips. What do we want?! Part 2! When do we want it?! Same time next week would be good.

  • @chrismcpartlin1484
    @chrismcpartlin1484 5 лет назад

    Just came across this. I truly collapsed under the desk laughing. Well done! Love it.

  • @seanmcnab4449
    @seanmcnab4449 6 лет назад +1

    Thanks for hearting some of my comments on videos batchy you da best

  • @JamieVauxnut1
    @JamieVauxnut1 4 года назад +2

    5:05 when your mates a teuchter but doesn't know it and trys to do an impression of a teuchter but its just his own voice 😂😂😂😂

  • @jamesring3319
    @jamesring3319 4 года назад

    that's the funniest RUclips video I've watched in a long long time, hilarious stuff mate

  • @thehendo5824
    @thehendo5824 5 лет назад

    The best Gordon Ramsay quote.
    “This squid is so raw I can hear it telling Spongebob to FUCK OFF!”

  • @lisacooper272
    @lisacooper272 6 лет назад +1

    OMG that's was class, absolutely hilarious youl need to do more like this 😂😂

  • @ellslove5317
    @ellslove5317 5 лет назад

    Make a pt2 , this is the best thing av seen in a while

  • @AnthonyVolpe
    @AnthonyVolpe 6 лет назад

    This is one of your best videos 👍

  • @proudpict2057
    @proudpict2057 6 лет назад

    That was gold!
    I’ve not laughed like that for ages!!!
    😂😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂

  • @brizothedegenerate983
    @brizothedegenerate983 6 лет назад +1

    Batchy Im a big fan I’ve been watching your videos for about 5 months and you are one of my favourite RUclipsrs

  • @nicollemary3164
    @nicollemary3164 6 лет назад +2

    Grants laugh is about as good as Carols eggs.

  • @sophiemcsloy6845
    @sophiemcsloy6845 6 лет назад +1

    with every fiber in my bean ahahahah

  • @Spoocked
    @Spoocked 6 лет назад

    This is an amazing video u should do a part two this is hillarious

  • @sharazjeck3928
    @sharazjeck3928 6 лет назад

    That was honestly the funniest hing I’ve seen in ages 😂 more of these mate 👌

  • @andrewlindsay3900
    @andrewlindsay3900 6 лет назад

    Loads a belters in this video mate! Like buying a brand new Range Rover and having it delivered by Prince Phillip! I’m still dying! Speaking of... Your dinner; you pray AFTER you eat!

  • @mitchelldowie3309
    @mitchelldowie3309 5 лет назад +1

    2:36 those chips are as plane as Casper on a night out

  • @callmechavs
    @callmechavs 6 лет назад +5

    In hospital the now thanks for making my day batchy

  • @eirokirimina7207
    @eirokirimina7207 4 года назад +1

    I was laughing so hard I started coughing and almost spewed all over ma fucking bed

  • @queensakindofmagicc5281
    @queensakindofmagicc5281 6 лет назад +1

    Reminds me of the time my mum was looking through the second hand selling page, when she found a mattress that had a piss stain in the middle. I told her to comment a picture of ‘Dry Nights’ that we saw someone else selling, and caption it “Think you might need these, mate.” The lad responded with “Thanks for the concern, but I’m alright.” The other comments were bloody hilarious 😂

  • @n2ogaming163
    @n2ogaming163 6 лет назад

    But really just imagine what did the poor fish finger write in that paper probably bring me back to birds eye 😂😂

  • @tavio9090
    @tavio9090 6 лет назад

    “To mop up? that needs put in the bin”

  • @joshimitsu96
    @joshimitsu96 6 лет назад

    Did you prepare it while on a rollercoaster...gold indeed!!

  • @FrankthelondonGamer
    @FrankthelondonGamer 6 лет назад

    I’m dying please do more of these!!

  • @aismq6773
    @aismq6773 6 лет назад

    Ya know it’s funny when yer stomach hurts from laughing

  • @SaintsAwayOllie
    @SaintsAwayOllie 6 лет назад +1

    Obviously put in 100 x the effort you normally would with that dish, knowing everyone would judge you hahaha

  • @kierranmccabe6513
    @kierranmccabe6513 6 лет назад +1

    Batchy- " I've got to watch my weight it's fitness February after all" puts some vegetables on a plate of unhealthy chips and fried chicken "that'll do"

  • @Rydo416
    @Rydo416 6 лет назад

    6:09 it looks like somebody just closed their eyes when they were looking in the freezer.

  • @stiofanofirghil1916
    @stiofanofirghil1916 5 лет назад

    Never in all these years, has anyone told me anything good about Facebook that I'd want to download it, but this just might be the thing?! Damn you Batchy!! 😂 😂 😂 😉👍

  • @itserinwatson2617
    @itserinwatson2617 6 лет назад +1

    I’m sitting here in absolute stiches and ma sisters just like ‘Wit the actual fuck’

  • @hairyfollicles4862
    @hairyfollicles4862 6 лет назад

    Only found u today and I’ve already watched half of your videos😂

  • @callumrae5769
    @callumrae5769 4 года назад

    “You ain’t spoken to in 10 years” what if yer da havni been in school for 40 year

  • @JaixBlud
    @JaixBlud 6 лет назад

    Jesus I haven’t laughed like this in ages, please do more of these! Fucking quality hahahah

  • @cosygla
    @cosygla 6 лет назад +1

    One of your funniest videos mate, Grant is hilarious 😂

  • @stevenmoran1525
    @stevenmoran1525 6 лет назад

    Batchy that was HILARIOUS!!! Thanks

  • @glittersunflower9460
    @glittersunflower9460 6 лет назад +1

    watching this eating pasta and banana and thank you carol c for the meal ideas if gordan ramsey saw this site the swear jar would be full at the end of the VT

  • @590Gaming-j8c
    @590Gaming-j8c 6 лет назад

    This was the best thing I've seen all year

  • @josuabrown
    @josuabrown 6 лет назад

    The commentary is excellent as always.

  • @joshuashewan2068
    @joshuashewan2068 5 лет назад

    At 6:56 the comment about the dinner bell made me laugh

  • @ukuzzzgames5901
    @ukuzzzgames5901 6 лет назад

    I love this channel because it purely full of people that I understand lol

  • @daiseysthebaby6071
    @daiseysthebaby6071 6 лет назад

    I laughed so hard I think I woke up my neighbors! Who cares...Batchy's f*cking hysterical.

  • @iandorans2763
    @iandorans2763 6 лет назад +1

    When somebody’s in the toilet so ye have tae shite on a plate 😂

  • @hahataylor7662
    @hahataylor7662 6 лет назад

    Haha pleased my dinner made it..loving the channel

  • @dunbass7149
    @dunbass7149 6 лет назад +9

    Getting close to 100,000

    • @dunbass7149
      @dunbass7149 6 лет назад

      Here thanks there mate for that

  • @MaverickBaking
    @MaverickBaking 6 лет назад

    The comment about "sosig" sounding Aberdonian is depressingly accurate.

  • @PolythenePam0451
    @PolythenePam0451 3 года назад

    6:42 nah fuck off thats my chemistry teacher LMAO

  • @dulanyclements5508
    @dulanyclements5508 5 лет назад +1

    I plan to visit Edinburgh but after seeing "Rate My Plate" I've decided to bring my own food.

  • @Shortyland05
    @Shortyland05 6 лет назад

    you need to do more of these

  • @mrblags1
    @mrblags1 6 лет назад +1

    Laughed so much I've hurt my fuckin' rib.

  • @johnross5765
    @johnross5765 6 лет назад

    Your plate looks like you started off with a cook book and said fuck it half way through and slung micro chips into the wave

  • @albedosupremacy9347
    @albedosupremacy9347 6 лет назад +1

    When ma friends ask me to join facebook I tell them tae take a hike 👌🏻

  • @avantico9753
    @avantico9753 4 года назад +1

    Its RAW!!! WHERES THE LAMB SAUCE

  • @faeryb0mb
    @faeryb0mb 6 лет назад +1

    Batchy you should submit the cheesy pasta song to the group.
    CHEESY PASTA!

  • @benmathieson7742
    @benmathieson7742 6 лет назад

    Do another, I actually laughed so hard!

  • @halley3929
    @halley3929 6 лет назад +10

    The dish looks like a murdered swan😂😂😂

    • @Rydo416
      @Rydo416 6 лет назад

      Mmm my favourite

  • @bp_21
    @bp_21 6 лет назад +6

    Love from India! I subscribed to your channel only to listen to your accent! 😍

  • @RickCarr65
    @RickCarr65 6 лет назад

    Damn that was funny. I don't usually laugh out loud at RUclips videos but I did at this one the whole way through. Hilarious.

  • @CyberHunter-mh5ws
    @CyberHunter-mh5ws 5 лет назад

    Haha fish finger left a suicide note ya belter

  • @cocobenja
    @cocobenja 6 лет назад +2

    Yer video is class notifications on for more class vids

  • @laurax9140
    @laurax9140 6 лет назад +1

    There’s another wan called rate ma take away and it’s amazing mate 🤣

  • @robloblob1790
    @robloblob1790 3 года назад

    i made a mistake by drinking tea while watching this

  • @gograinger2483
    @gograinger2483 6 лет назад +1

    Carol C. for Come Dine With Me.

  • @gordonjeffrey231076
    @gordonjeffrey231076 6 лет назад

    Found this site a week ago on FB. Bloody love it!!!!!

  • @robertdobbo3683
    @robertdobbo3683 6 лет назад

    Love the ranting 😂😂😂🤣

  • @tiabelle3346
    @tiabelle3346 6 лет назад

    Best video I have seen in a long time 😂

  • @pinki6162
    @pinki6162 6 лет назад

    Deffo need a part 2 😂

  • @crazypanda2863
    @crazypanda2863 6 лет назад +6

    Carol C. My saviour 🙏🏻

  • @trgggggg3693
    @trgggggg3693 6 лет назад

    FUCKING HILARIOUS haven’t laughed watching a YT that hard in a while. Really hope you de more tbh, keep it up !!!

  • @charissecoal
    @charissecoal 6 лет назад

    The corn kernel outer layer is made of cellulose so usually won’t be digested by the time it reaches the off ramp

  • @jjmir3565
    @jjmir3565 5 лет назад

    Love the Scottish banter, and after watching this one feel better about my cooking 😂

  • @anarkie2016
    @anarkie2016 6 лет назад

    That speech at the start was only missing "choose life"

  • @ryanslee2799
    @ryanslee2799 6 лет назад

    I’m begging u to do another one of these

  • @MK-rr7cg
    @MK-rr7cg 5 лет назад +1

    6:56 these people are fuckin brutal.

  • @rrushford5123
    @rrushford5123 6 лет назад

    Just watched your mate Grant's channel. The 2020 & the buckfast video's? Thather him than me?

  • @psoup.42
    @psoup.42 6 лет назад +1

    Nice to see a 10 min long vid so. You can finally cash in on some well deserved RUclips cash!!

  • @yerda860
    @yerda860 6 лет назад

    Chips oot farm foods lol looks like batchy good vid pal

  • @cameronsimpson_
    @cameronsimpson_ 6 лет назад

    Great video mate

  • @CurtisLittlechild92
    @CurtisLittlechild92 5 лет назад

    Sons crying now, thanks.😂

  • @andrewbell7579
    @andrewbell7579 6 лет назад

    Genuinely doubled over wae laughter thanks for the heads up I know where to get a laugh now lol.

  • @johnd524
    @johnd524 6 лет назад

    That angle thing sounds like something people used to broadcast message on blackberry messenger all the time.