See, you don't have to give up cause you get older. Just keep yourself active and don't give up, this 80 year old man proves you can be anything at any age. God bless you sir.
"...you can be anything at any age." I'm 76. I think I'll go back to college and be a brain surgeon. My J-school degree from 50 years ago should transfer over, right?
Suzanne, yes, I agree. I've got good news. God is good because He gives His blessings to everyone, whether they be good or bad. but everyone has at least, told a lie, or stolen something in their life. and that makes them sinners, and God will not allow sinners in heaven; in His presence, because He is holy. so, God has to punish the sinners in hell, because God is severe and just. but God is also love and He made a way for some to be saved from His wrath. here are the steps: 1. admit that you're a sinner and are lost. 2. realize that the penalty of sin is death (hell). 3. believe that Jesus, who is God in the flesh, died on the cross, was buried, then rose from the grave, to pay the penalty for man's past, present, and future sins. 4. trust Christ alone as your Savior, and not on your own good deeds to get you to heaven (nor a combination of faith plus your self-righteous works). 5. pray to God that you have followed these steps; accepted Christ's free gift of salvation, because if you don't, you'll 🔥🥵😈. 6. and to be a disciple of Christ, regularly pray, read the KJV bible, go to a bible-believing church and tell people about Jesus.
AGT and BGT should've set up special recognition award and aids for senior citizens over the age of at least 70 (more or less). We need all the stuff inside our senior citizens, especially jokes and even magic and mysteries.
John 3:16 ¶ For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
Marty was a hoot and his comment about old drivers was spot-on! But have you ever seen an old person on a motorcycle? BAT OUT OF HELL!! Our depth perception is shot so we have no concept of how fast we're really going. Most of us have ridden since we were 15 and aren't about to slow down now -- the cops think we're teenagers until the helmet comes off and then it's "Oh, sorry. I must have confused you for that damn kid I was chasing..." Makes my day, lemme tell ya. I'm living large when someone confuses me for my granddaughter! Old age is the best time to take up dangerous hobbies... like skydiving. I've outlived my friends, my relatives and my doctor; dying by falling out of an airplane is the LEAST frightening thing waiting for me. When you're on death watch for someone who has fought cancer for the last decade -- chemo, surgery, more chemo, more surgery -- you realize dying in the hospital or nursing home is a shitty way to go. Can't get a decent drink in either place. That's when bungee jumping takes on a certain glamour it might not have had back when the future didn't involve a hospital bed and tubes in every orifice. Why does the military send young soldiers to the front lines? Old people don't get old by being easy to kill; we're sneaky, we've seen the worst life has to offer, and we're not afraid to die. If captured we forget the questions enemy interrogators are asking, occasionally reducing them to frustrated tears. Getting old sucks but it has its advantages!
I LOVED YOUR COMMENT, MAY I SAY THAT TRUER WORDS HAVE NEVER BEEN SPOKEN... EVERY WORD WAS WELL PLACED IN GETTING OLD(I'M 79) SO I REALLY ENJOYED HEARING ABOUT OLDNESS (IS THAT A REAL WORD?) FROM SOMEONE WHO KNOWS... THANKS FOR THE LAUGHS
Barry Brewer just gave the Salvation message to millions, and now no one has any excuse to say they were never given the opportunity... thank you Jesus.
Ahh, believe or burn is not a choice. It's the same as in The Godfather where the man is told either his signature or his brains will be on the contract. Fearmongering is not love or mercy but it is emotional coercion. I don't care what doctrine someone believes or if they believe at all but I do care how they behave. Actions affect us. There are 45K denominations of Christianity, globally. Explain that to me.
@@Serenity.Starchild You obviously weren't paying attention to what Brewer was saying...twice. Brewer was talking about Jesus who was sent by God to save those who would believe in Jesus, God's Son.
I thought they were all equally as good as each other, they all made me laugh, but one made me laugh hard out loud, that was maureen, about loving the 86 yr old man cause he couldn't see her
Me too! He was so funny especially when he told the story of the care rolling over! He came back with eyes wide open and crossed with his finger held up saying who wld be counting those.( counting the roll overs)?ha
Old Man Marty has got 27 years on me, and as long as there are people like him to keep me laughing. I'm going to live to be 100+. And a little weed doesn't hurt either. 😉🤗😁🌬
Yes! This guy does amazing standup I was fortunate enough to see him do standup and he’s just an awesome genuine dude. Exactly like they said it’s not an act that’s how this guy is 24/7 and it’s awesome!
I loved the old man Marty he was gold. Then Mikey L and stepman. Hilarious. Then Mike with Stepman came back. He is funny. I watched a woman at a dollar general stealing and he imitated her exactly. I don’t need the aggravation of the obvious thief as I was a customer. Unless you shop yourself you don’t get the jokes. The judges are examples of not living in the same world. Bravo Mike With Stepman. The last girl was awesome. I would have loved her on a bit longer. So cute and great delivery. Also I’ve noticed Asian eatery signs where I frequent have a huge sense of humor. The names now that I can read the language a bit. Hilarious and laughing is so good for us.
The guy doing the 'terrets' & the guy with the Military parents were Good & I liked a few others..too 🤩 fav. personality : the Japanese immigrant grl. ❤️
Samuel Conroe (the guy with Tourette’s) is totally freaking hilarious!!! So far he’s definitely the best of them all. I had to pause the video a couple of times because I was laughing so hard that the tears made it impossible to see his facial expressions.
Samuel Conroe (the guy with Tourette’s) is totally freaking hilarious!!! I had to pause the video a couple of times because I was laughing so hard that the tears made it impossible to see his facial expressions. Jordan Conley is hilarious too! And the step man guy
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I love comedy, and each one brought something different. The Asian girl at the end won me over. So cute, and if she continues to develop her act, she will have a lot of success.
People in the comments always say “she was my favorite” or “his delivery was spot on"... Without specifying who they're speaking of. There are multiple men and women in this compilation lol 🤷🏼♀️
*THIS IS JUST A SUGGESTION THAT MAY HELP WITH THE ISSUE YOU DESCRIBED ABOVE:-* 1. You could go into the "Settings" Icon (little wheel shaped icon in the top right hand corner of your screen... It kinda looks like a tyre with notches)... 2. Scroll down to "Playback Speed" and click the little arrow... 3. Select "x 0.75" or "x 0.50" - whichever you prefer personally. This should set the playback speed to whatever level of speed you find the most efficient for your purposes... 4. Exit the 'Settings' section. 5. Then click on the box with the letters CC in it; this will turn on the Closed Captions to display them across the screen. (Although sometimes/quite often they're not very accurate, if at all, as to the dialogue that's actually being spoken on screen - but you can sort of guess what it is that's actually being said/spoken, if you read them phonetically to yourself... *I HOPE THIS (OR AT LEAST SOME OF IT!) HELPS YOU, MATE...!!! It must definitely suck to be stuck hearing everybody else laugh and enjoy funny jokes, only to be excluded from the fun simply due to the fact that they talk too fast - so even though you've gone to the considerable effort of learning a second language (Well Done, by the way - considering the fact that most average humans can't even manage their very own first language correctly; you're already waaaaay beyond them on the evolutionary scale.... You Go Girl...!!) - you're still finding yourself in some situations feeling left out or excluded - that's not very nice, at all....!!!* PS:- I was watching this on my laptop and had checked to verify my instructions above on the RUclips app on it - and then I thought about my mobile/cell phone (in case I was, unknowingly and unintentionally, sending you on some sort of a wild goose chase, if you were viewing something/looking for these settings on some device other than a PC, ie: phone; tablet, etc...!?!), but no, I'm not, thankfully!! - The same instructions listed above also work the same way on mobile phones/cell phones too.... ✌️😊 Peace! 🕊️
Wow what a fu¢king nasty comment; they might have not had the same opportunity as you; I'm wondering how many languages you speak; also at least they are trying to learn through laughter .
Old Man Marty was hilarious.
We love Marty Ross!
@@popcorni
So very true
@@popcornno to
Yea he was lol
See, you don't have to give up cause you get older. Just keep yourself active and don't give up, this 80 year old man proves you can be anything at any age. God bless you sir.
WORD!💯
AMEN! He’s amazing! 🙏🏻❤️
"...you can be anything at any age."
I'm 76. I think I'll go back to college and be a brain surgeon. My J-school degree from 50 years ago should transfer over, right?
I liked the lady's answer why she wanted to be a comedian?
"Well I couldn't be a ballerina, because i want dinner, so I do stand up comedy.
She has amazing legs!
Lol I laughed my ass off
She’s literally hilarious
.. the conjugal visit, turns out you gotta know somebody joke is gold!
I love Old people 😂 they say everything others are
To scared to say. Their brutaly honest and hilarious ❤
He looks and sounds awesome at 80
Those were great! Thank God for new comedians! We need it. We want more!
Thank you very very very much!!! You are all AMAZING!!! Thanks for making me laugh!!!!
Mike with stepman was hilarious 😂
Old Man Marty was my favourite…. That joke about gagging was the bomb. Even Simon spat out his drink!
Suzanne, yes, I agree. I've got good news. God is good because He gives His blessings to everyone, whether they be good or bad. but everyone has at least, told a lie, or stolen something in their life. and that makes them sinners, and God will not allow sinners in heaven; in His presence, because He is holy. so, God has to punish the sinners in hell, because God is severe and just. but God is also love and He made a way for some to be saved from His wrath. here are the steps:
1. admit that you're a sinner and are lost.
2. realize that the penalty of sin is death (hell).
3. believe that Jesus, who is God in the flesh, died on the cross, was buried, then rose from the grave, to pay the penalty for man's past, present, and future sins.
4. trust Christ alone as your Savior, and not on your own good deeds to get you to heaven (nor a combination of faith plus your self-righteous works).
5. pray to God that you have followed these steps; accepted Christ's free gift of salvation, because if you don't, you'll 🔥🥵😈.
6. and to be a disciple of Christ, regularly pray, read the KJV bible, go to a bible-believing church and tell people about Jesus.
😅😂
AGT and BGT should've set up special recognition award and aids for senior citizens over the age of at least 70 (more or less). We need all the stuff inside our senior citizens, especially jokes and even magic and mysteries.
I love that idea. Maybe a whole other division..."Seniors got talent"
@@carlawade6861 *No Filters Talent.
@@carlawade6861
They have the senior singers on other got talent shows across the pond 💯
I agree 💯
All the stuff inside our old 😂
She’s a serious comedian, rhythm and flow on point.
He's a blessed man to have a grandmother like that.
Maureen, the comedian, showed how it’s done!! More please!!
I love the church guy.
John 3:16
¶ For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
Super exciting new neighborhood, Jeff, wow! So many awards! 😁 Great video, my friend!
They were all
funny and outstanding
❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
Marty was a hoot and his comment about old drivers was spot-on!
But have you ever seen an old person on a motorcycle? BAT OUT OF HELL!! Our depth perception is shot so we have no concept of how fast we're really going. Most of us have ridden since we were 15 and aren't about to slow down now -- the cops think we're teenagers until the helmet comes off and then it's "Oh, sorry. I must have confused you for that damn kid I was chasing..."
Makes my day, lemme tell ya. I'm living large when someone confuses me for my granddaughter!
Old age is the best time to take up dangerous hobbies... like skydiving. I've outlived my friends, my relatives and my doctor; dying by falling out of an airplane is the LEAST frightening thing waiting for me. When you're on death watch for someone who has fought cancer for the last decade -- chemo, surgery, more chemo, more surgery -- you realize dying in the hospital or nursing home is a shitty way to go. Can't get a decent drink in either place.
That's when bungee jumping takes on a certain glamour it might not have had back when the future didn't involve a hospital bed and tubes in every orifice.
Why does the military send young soldiers to the front lines? Old people don't get old by being easy to kill; we're sneaky, we've seen the worst life has to offer, and we're not afraid to die. If captured we forget the questions enemy interrogators are asking, occasionally reducing them to frustrated tears.
Getting old sucks but it has its advantages!
😂
❤😂😂😂this comment wins hands down...
I love it😊
I LOVED YOUR COMMENT, MAY I SAY THAT TRUER WORDS HAVE NEVER BEEN SPOKEN... EVERY WORD WAS WELL PLACED IN GETTING OLD(I'M 79) SO I REALLY ENJOYED HEARING ABOUT OLDNESS (IS THAT A REAL WORD?) FROM SOMEONE WHO KNOWS... THANKS FOR THE LAUGHS
@@JudithWright-f5y You made my day!
Maureen was very funny, I like her shtick. 🤣 😅😂❤ Talented
Barry Brewer just gave the Salvation message to millions, and now no one has any excuse to say they were never given the opportunity... thank you Jesus.
What does Jesus have to do with our entertainment??
@@Serenity.Starchild , the answer: Matthew 24:14.
Ahh, believe or burn is not a choice. It's the same as in The Godfather where the man is told either his signature or his brains will be on the contract. Fearmongering is not love or mercy but it is emotional coercion. I don't care what doctrine someone believes or if they believe at all but I do care how they behave. Actions affect us. There are 45K denominations of Christianity, globally. Explain that to me.
@@Serenity.Starchild You obviously weren't paying attention to what Brewer was saying...twice. Brewer was talking about Jesus who was sent by God to save those who would believe in Jesus, God's Son.
I thought they were all equally as good as each other, they all made me laugh, but one made me laugh hard out loud, that was maureen, about loving the 86 yr old man cause he couldn't see her
i laughed at all of them but Maureen made me cackle and I would actually love to her live omg
Couldn’t stop watching this. I was laughing through the whole thing. Thanks for sharing.
I like the first black guy, he was so hilarious😂😂
Me too! He was so funny especially when he told the story of the care rolling over! He came back with eyes wide open and crossed with his finger held up saying who wld be counting those.( counting the roll overs)?ha
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Old Man Marty has got 27 years on me, and as long as there are people like him to keep me laughing. I'm going to live to be 100+.
And a little weed doesn't hurt either. 😉🤗😁🌬
What a great bunch of comedians!
brother!!! You just spread the gospel!!! Spot on!!! Glory be to christ!
Terry as Step Man LMAO
The guy with the piano that had cruches was hilarious. I liked him a lot👍🏻👍🏻
So.. I just watched
Jordan Conley 6X !
Yes! This guy does amazing standup I was fortunate enough to see him do standup and he’s just an awesome genuine dude. Exactly like they said it’s not an act that’s how this guy is 24/7 and it’s awesome!
All off them so funny.
22:00 wasn't expecting a sermon 😳 ❤🤪🤣
I love the compilation
I love the grandma impression
Jordan Conley great comedian!! I loved him!
❤ Preacher lawson was really funny 😂😂 😂😂
OmgtheTourettes guy!!!
Time, name, something!
Loved them all!
The first thing I thought about Mike E., was that he was 'cute'. Love him.
Harrison sounds like Jo Koy, min 17 and OmG i didnt even have to watch Samuel, i was stretching, he was hilarious, so good😂😂😂😂
Kara should be on tv - she needs the Texas I love Lucy show
I loved the old man Marty he was gold. Then Mikey L and stepman. Hilarious. Then Mike with Stepman came back. He is funny. I watched a woman at a dollar general stealing and he imitated her exactly. I don’t need the aggravation of the obvious thief as I was a customer. Unless you shop yourself you don’t get the jokes. The judges are examples of not living in the same world. Bravo Mike With Stepman.
The last girl was awesome. I would have loved her on a bit longer. So cute and great delivery. Also I’ve noticed Asian eatery signs where I frequent have a huge sense of humor. The names now that I can read the language a bit. Hilarious and laughing is so good for us.
I saw Preacher Lawson lastly. He is hillarious.
I love to watch comedians 😅😅
I haven't laughed this hard in ages! Thanks for sharing the laughs!
They were great comedians , best wishes for all of them , keep reaching for that gold ! 😊😊😊😊😊
LOVE the pink suit.
Great !! 🎉🎉🎉
Heidi, thank you for signing the number THREE correctly! You are BRILLIANT in all you do!
he just gave the Gospel in his presentation, cool !
No one can say that they never heard the gospel..no excuse... thank you Jesus.
Ikr, I love that he took his 15 mins of fame to give God recognition
Absolutely loved Preacher, and the guy who was doing soft rapping poems.
That old man is me in the future 😂😂😂💀
😂
Jordan Conley is by far my favorite comidian in AGT.
When she pulled out those bra fries I almost died of laughter (not literally...incase the language police decide to come for me😅
Mike Winfield was the best,he was really hilarious and luv those glasses 🤓❤🎉😂
The guy doing the 'terrets' & the guy with the Military parents were Good & I liked a few others..too 🤩 fav. personality : the Japanese immigrant grl. ❤️
Japanese girl was the only one I didn't like
Great collection!
All about love 👍 she is funny.
Samuel Conroe (the guy with Tourette’s) is totally freaking hilarious!!! So far he’s definitely the best of them all. I had to pause the video a couple of times because I was laughing so hard that the tears made it impossible to see his facial expressions.
Same lol
MR. PANTS 👖 is the best One ☝🏻
I can’t wait to watch him even though I’ve seen him many times 😂😂
Samuel was hilarious hope for the best and goes far in his career 😂❤🎉
Marty is awesome!😂😂
Singing the star bangle banner was priceless and too true!
This comedian here she’s got it!
These were very funny comedians! All good in their routines!😂
I love this guy he’s got a sort old step child!
I would totally watch "Stepman" with Terry Crews and Mike E Winfield!
Omg! WHY didn't they make a show out of That Skit about StepMan!?
Samuel Conroe (the guy with Tourette’s) is totally freaking hilarious!!! I had to pause the video a couple of times because I was laughing so hard that the tears made it impossible to see his facial expressions.
Jordan Conley is hilarious too!
And the step man guy
Did Jordan ever make it!! He was hilarious..🙃😉
Angelina Jordan sang an arrangement of a Queen song. She lost to another finalist.
Jordan Connelly and Iiko, I would love to see them do a ser.😂😅❤
The tourette's guy was the only one that made me laugh out loud hysterically
Tourette's Guy isn't time stamped, if you would please!
Yeah I loved him!
U talking bout Josh Blu
Same here
Loved this.
LOVE the yellow suit.
Way too go 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
Preacher Lawson was just on again last season (season 18). He was great, but I don't remember them saying anything about him being on before.
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Blessings!
Love these shows!
JUST ADORED ALL OF THESE FABULOUS COMEDIANS - SPECTACULAR!!!!!! 💝💝💝💝💝💝💝
21:00 ... I see what you did there, well played my friend, may God bless you.
I love comedy, and each one brought something different. The Asian girl at the end won me over. So cute, and if she continues to develop her act, she will have a lot of success.
absolutely wonderful looking man at 80!!!
Amazing Performance!
I love Jackie Fabulous 😂
Loved them all with Mr. Pants a step below the others.
Mikey Winfield is amazing
PREACHER LAWSON !!!!!!!
I loved every one one of the comedians they all was so amazing and enjoyable
Loved Old Man Marty. Jordan Connelly and Iolk.😂❤
I think he needs to be a motivational speaker stand up comedian who also teaches aerobics or hip hop exercise classs
Preacher
People in the comments always say “she was my favorite” or “his delivery was spot on"... Without specifying who they're speaking of. There are multiple men and women in this compilation lol 🤷🏼♀️
Preacher and Vicky are my favorites 😂
The first two were great.
I like last lady she's funny and cute
If you don't mind I really appreciate it thank you thank you
Tara banks is not acting out bad on stage she is just funny.
I like Tyra but Idk what you just said.
Preacher Lawson is hilarious
Fo real
Looks great for 80yrs old 😊
I love Aiko but seriously, a compilation with no Josh Blue? He was the funniest comedian on AGT
Tanaka's translator joke was pretty funny hahahahahehe
Frustating to not have substitles because for a non-bilingual it is.hard to understand jokes and anything because the speed of speeches...
*THIS IS JUST A SUGGESTION THAT MAY HELP WITH THE ISSUE YOU DESCRIBED ABOVE:-*
1. You could go into the "Settings" Icon (little wheel shaped icon in the top right hand corner of your screen... It kinda looks like a tyre with notches)...
2. Scroll down to "Playback Speed" and click the little arrow...
3. Select "x 0.75" or "x 0.50" - whichever you prefer personally.
This should set the playback speed to whatever level of speed you find the most efficient for your purposes...
4. Exit the 'Settings' section.
5. Then click on the box with the letters CC in it; this will turn on the Closed Captions to display them across the screen.
(Although sometimes/quite often they're not very accurate, if at all, as to the dialogue that's actually being spoken on screen - but you can sort of guess what it is that's actually being said/spoken, if you read them phonetically to yourself...
*I HOPE THIS (OR AT LEAST SOME OF IT!) HELPS YOU, MATE...!!! It must definitely suck to be stuck hearing everybody else laugh and enjoy funny jokes, only to be excluded from the fun simply due to the fact that they talk too fast - so even though you've gone to the considerable effort of learning a second language (Well Done, by the way - considering the fact that most average humans can't even manage their very own first language correctly; you're already waaaaay beyond them on the evolutionary scale.... You Go Girl...!!) - you're still finding yourself in some situations feeling left out or excluded - that's not very nice, at all....!!!*
PS:- I was watching this on my laptop and had checked to verify my instructions above on the RUclips app on it - and then I thought about my mobile/cell phone (in case I was, unknowingly and unintentionally, sending you on some sort of a wild goose chase, if you were viewing something/looking for these settings on some device other than a PC, ie: phone; tablet, etc...!?!), but no, I'm not, thankfully!! - The same instructions listed above also work the same way on mobile phones/cell phones too.... ✌️😊 Peace! 🕊️
Learn to speak and understand it then! It's your own fault for not being raised in a supervisor country
Wow what a fu¢king nasty comment; they might have not had the same opportunity as you; I'm wondering how many languages you speak; also at least they are trying to learn through laughter .
@@PennsPensi cant tell if ur joking or not…
You can slow down the video, just use the icon and choose the speed.
Owinder I keep checking and gagging - I love peanuts
I love Jordan Conley he’s so funny!