Its Women's History Month, so Aqua Teal should interview Phil using the robot fridge voice watching him cringe, shake, and flail his arms into oblivion😅
34:32 is what you came for here: "I guess what it's going to end up being (...) yes, all my detractors will be there, but there's a new audience too" DSP is searching for new paypigs, everything else he says is pointless
I know lack of self-awareness is the primary trait of a lolcow, but I wish Phil would stop crying and seriously ask himself: 1) "Why do my detractors outnumber my legitimate fans by 20 to 1?" and 2) "I’m a 41-year-old shut-in who has no friends, hobbies, or interests except one that I cannot talk about and has been unemployed for the last 13 years. How exactly could I contribute to a general podcast discussion besides addressing the numerous drama that surrounds my life? "
@@bitfreedomStraight facts, he is crying about how the trolls got him banned from Twitch and he is the victim completely forgetting entire stationary word
@@DeTaxxman Snort and here's an idiot, so you're banned! Freaking morahn, you just THINK you heard a stationary word because that's what you WANT to hear! Nyuhuhu! This guy 🍥🐽🍥 freaking trolls, I swear.
And he wants Craig's crew to sit there listening to this...he wants an interview with room temp questions and the chance to shut down any that he doesn't like. Guess we'll have to wait and see what happens and stay objective. Whenever he gets riled up, he rocks back and forth all over the place
Normal person who wants to explain why he got detractors : privately contacts the person and says what he needs to say in a 5-10 minutes call DSP: streams a 1h long rant and "hopes" that those who need to see it see it, wasting everyone's time and achieving nothing
"It's so unfair, I stream for whole two hours with dead air and boring commentary, then I beg and berate viewers for 5 minutes and that defines me?" Yeah Phil those five minutes tell us more than you can even imagine
Phil is really giving away the plot here. He thinks he's just going to be able to give the same answers on the Side Scrollers podcast that he gives on his own stream where there is no one to challenge him. Craig would be a fool to do the interview this way as it will only harm his reputation and his show, but I don't know if he has it in him to really push Burnell on the issues, and if he does Phil is going to clam up and possibly bail out. I believe it's pretty likely this interview is never going to happen, which will allow Phil to continue blaming the trolls for all his problems and probably, down the line, turn on Stuttering Craig the way he did with Moist.
100% if craig or one of the cohosts pushes him slightly on his answers, he's going to bitch right away. Given he said he's going to stream right after I guarantee he's going to be crying and coping and calling Sidescrollers every name under the sun that won't get him banned.
16:31 he wants someone like Geno Samuel to do a Chris-Chan style deep dive, multi-part documentary on him…lmao is he stupid?! Does he really want someone to do that kind of excavation on his life?!
And say they did, wtf is there to talk about besides the drama phil dont do shit but sit and room and complain and beg for money even when he was with his ex doing trips thats all they did
It'd feed phil's ego that's for sure. But as demonstrated by his aversion to Secret Limited's stuff, if it was less then glowing about him he'd hate it. And it would be cause phil is disgusting human.
Love those "watch my livestream and make up your mind by yourself" things that he says. Phil is so confident that a normal person would tune out of his stream before any beg segment or talking shit to his chat segments that he says that.
He genuinely believes detractors take him "Out of Context" cause they cut out an hour playing pretend about what khet cooked last night. Instead of just having the parts where phil is mildly interesting.
@@NEEDbacon you don't get it dood, if they heard khet "made" lobster with fancy dressing and giant shrimp, they would understand he really needs the money and it's not begging because he really spent all the money he made already
No detractor ever said Derich is a whale. That’s a blatant lie by DSP. What we said is; Derich never contributes financially, but it’s weird DSP defends him at every turn. That’s what we say Phil. You’re making up lies to further try to discredit detractors, who literally only clip your own streams - goofy.
Phil doesn't want questions that will put his family at risk or doxxing but how about when he's doxxed his own fans (ninstarrune) or threatened them with their personal info (BeAwesomeOne).
"He's from Texas, so there's going to be people on the show talking about various topics. I think you can figure them out, ack ack." What does that mean? I don't follow.
He's already precoping and prebunking narratives, something that someone who has a lot to hide would do. All he has to do is to show that he has no payments to WWE and it'll get cleared up but noooooooo
The man who begs for money for pet supplies, and is forever drowning in overdraft fees, suddenly had “thousands of dollars” in his account that trolls cost him? What? You didn’t have any money Phil, we have the bank leaks. 😂
Comparing Craig's podcast to Phil's podcast, yeah that's an actual podcast and Phil is still on level one. Edit: Also lol at him being so mad that he can no longer "be a normal person" cause he keeps trying to distance himself from his lolcow nature. Also if Craig misspoke about Derich, then he misspoke. I mean Craig barely knows of Phil outside of periphery stuff, can't entirely fault him for cramming in 15 years of DSP lolcow lore.
is funny how confident DSP is that a normal person would watch his stream for an hour and not think they would think he is a begging, scamming piece of shit lol i showed a clip of him to a friend of mine who doesnt watch streamers at all and her 1st thought was "this guy is seriously getting angry and passive aggressive when people dont give him money?"
“Detractors create the problems and profit” Ok, how did we break your household appliances? How did we give jasper a UTI? How did we make you get jipped by Firestone?
He keeps saying we leave him alone je would do well is so cap. He would still be doing bad probably even worse due to how boring his stuff is if anything the detractors are the only thing keeping a bit of light on him
29:16 wtf, The Quarter Pounder even said a list of things that he couldn't ask Phil. That's why the interview was so dull and boring. Cause if he even mentioned half the junk in the Side Scrollers interview than DSP wouldn't jumped ship. Jesus, this man just can't stop lying. Even in the interview, the Quarter Pounder even mentions how DSP didn't want to talk about financial questions or anything about his family. This is why so many ppl thought DSP would up and leave at any point during the Side Scroller interview cause they just kept digging deeper and deeper. I'm shocked myself he came back even after his "internet issue"
So my man is pissed people are against him? Bro advertised himself in his early days as being that guy who doesn't give a shit about anything. He literally crown himself as the King of Hate and now he cries around that people don't wanna give him the chances of redemption (whatever that is in his eyes) . BTW he was always hated, because of how he treated those around him, ffs there are interviews of people before he even had a you tube channel, telling others how much of an ass Phill is.
Just a fair warning to anyone planning to expose DSP to Craig. He won't care about DSP's racist and homophobic statements or even uneducated takes on COVID. Both Craig and his brother whiteknighted hard for Gina Carano when she was cancelled and compared the persecution of jewish people in Germany to people bashing morons refusing to wear masks 2 years ago. They honestly might like DSPs "hot takes" on Japan and so on.
I mean she was probably comparing the persecution people wanted to place upon people for medical choices to the persecution of people based on ethnicity/religion. "Bashing" as if that's all people did lol. You seem to have a very short and selective memory.
@@moonsnail3286 seriously, people just skip over the persecution of the unmasked/unvaccinated. I can't believe the government sent them to death camps for it
Phil's downfall is no ones fault but his own His entire career he has burned bridges with his big mouth; trashing other youtubers, developers, popular video games, fans, his friends and every platform and network
10:35 And he wonders why folks don't want to interact with him. With how many hoops he forces you to jump through, he flat out admits he won't help your show by advertising when it's going to happen. All to avoid "Da trolls" (which has already failed cause craig let the cat out of the bag). And even if he somehow DID do a "Surprise" appearance it would have been a snore fest as Craig and co sit and nod their head to phil's bullshit. So no one would care about the show after either. 12:10 and the memoryholing of when he first put out he wanted an interview no one wanted "His side of the story". Despite there being many MANY people who would have wanted to pick his Martian brain, they all got turned down cause they made fun of him, in passing, years and years ago. Oh, but you shouldn't use that same metric against phil though. Hypocrite.
"No one gets my side."
My guy, you spend the first two hours of everyday talking about what you ate and how you felt about it and call it a podcast.
Its Women's History Month, so Aqua Teal should interview Phil using the robot fridge voice watching him cringe, shake, and flail his arms into oblivion😅
If Aqua can voice act, I'd love to see her do that.
Claims he ignores all the detractors, talks about the 10 year history of his detractors for an entire hour
34:32 is what you came for here: "I guess what it's going to end up being (...) yes, all my detractors will be there, but there's a new audience too" DSP is searching for new paypigs, everything else he says is pointless
I know lack of self-awareness is the primary trait of a lolcow, but I wish Phil would stop crying and seriously ask himself: 1) "Why do my detractors outnumber my legitimate fans by 20 to 1?" and 2) "I’m a 41-year-old shut-in who has no friends, hobbies, or interests except one that I cannot talk about and has been unemployed for the last 13 years. How exactly could I contribute to a general podcast discussion besides addressing the numerous drama that surrounds my life? "
He is genuinely delusional
@@bitfreedomStraight facts, he is crying about how the trolls got him banned from Twitch and he is the victim completely forgetting entire stationary word
This kind of terrible person will never change.
@@DeTaxxman Snort and here's an idiot, so you're banned! Freaking morahn, you just THINK you heard a stationary word because that's what you WANT to hear! Nyuhuhu! This guy 🍥🐽🍥 freaking trolls, I swear.
Only dsp can milk a hour of nothing and remember dsp isn’t a drama channel
And he wants Craig's crew to sit there listening to this...he wants an interview with room temp questions and the chance to shut down any that he doesn't like. Guess we'll have to wait and see what happens and stay objective.
Whenever he gets riled up, he rocks back and forth all over the place
Welp, id say Craig pulled through
Normal person who wants to explain why he got detractors : privately contacts the person and says what he needs to say in a 5-10 minutes call
DSP: streams a 1h long rant and "hopes" that those who need to see it see it, wasting everyone's time and achieving nothing
"It's so unfair, I stream for whole two hours with dead air and boring commentary, then I beg and berate viewers for 5 minutes and that defines me?" Yeah Phil those five minutes tell us more than you can even imagine
Phil is really giving away the plot here.
He thinks he's just going to be able to give the same answers on the Side Scrollers podcast that he gives on his own stream where there is no one to challenge him.
Craig would be a fool to do the interview this way as it will only harm his reputation and his show, but I don't know if he has it in him to really push Burnell on the issues, and if he does Phil is going to clam up and possibly bail out.
I believe it's pretty likely this interview is never going to happen, which will allow Phil to continue blaming the trolls for all his problems and probably, down the line, turn on Stuttering Craig the way he did with Moist.
100% if craig or one of the cohosts pushes him slightly on his answers, he's going to bitch right away. Given he said he's going to stream right after I guarantee he's going to be crying and coping and calling Sidescrollers every name under the sun that won't get him banned.
16:31 he wants someone like Geno Samuel to do a Chris-Chan style deep dive, multi-part documentary on him…lmao is he stupid?! Does he really want someone to do that kind of excavation on his life?!
And say they did, wtf is there to talk about besides the drama phil dont do shit but sit and room and complain and beg for money even when he was with his ex doing trips thats all they did
It'd feed phil's ego that's for sure. But as demonstrated by his aversion to Secret Limited's stuff, if it was less then glowing about him he'd hate it. And it would be cause phil is disgusting human.
“I was known as one of the top gamers back then”
👀 aaahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha 👀
Hahahahahaha
3:08 Stuttering Craig literally said he doesn’t remember meeting DSP
"i know i am pretty good at games*
[james jonah jameson laughing gif]
Love those "watch my livestream and make up your mind by yourself" things that he says. Phil is so confident that a normal person would tune out of his stream before any beg segment or talking shit to his chat segments that he says that.
He genuinely believes detractors take him "Out of Context" cause they cut out an hour playing pretend about what khet cooked last night. Instead of just having the parts where phil is mildly interesting.
@@NEEDbacon you don't get it dood, if they heard khet "made" lobster with fancy dressing and giant shrimp, they would understand he really needs the money and it's not begging because he really spent all the money he made already
No detractor ever said Derich is a whale. That’s a blatant lie by DSP. What we said is; Derich never contributes financially, but it’s weird DSP defends him at every turn. That’s what we say Phil. You’re making up lies to further try to discredit detractors, who literally only clip your own streams - goofy.
I can’t even listen to this, lol. DSP will not survive the nuclear / solar apocalypse due for 2040
He loves painting himself as the innocent victim… 😂 We don’t believe u!
Phil before: I’m going to set the record straight
Phil now: I hate that it has to be an interrogation
What do you want Phil?
Phil doesn't want questions that will put his family at risk or doxxing but how about when he's doxxed his own fans (ninstarrune) or threatened them with their personal info (BeAwesomeOne).
I'm lucky, that he is busy.
"He's from Texas, so there's going to be people on the show talking about various topics. I think you can figure them out, ack ack."
What does that mean? I don't follow.
He's already precoping and prebunking narratives, something that someone who has a lot to hide would do. All he has to do is to show that he has no payments to WWE and it'll get cleared up but noooooooo
Tevin would have loved to interview him 😭
👀 “Just believe me. Sound good?”
🐽
The man who begs for money for pet supplies, and is forever drowning in overdraft fees, suddenly had “thousands of dollars” in his account that trolls cost him? What? You didn’t have any money Phil, we have the bank leaks. 😂
Isn't he making over 120k/y ? The problem is that he spends everything on gacha games I believe , and has super bad spending habits
@@FieldsOfConfusion Yes he makes that much, had $130k in credit card debt forgiven, and all that did was free up more money for WWE Champions.
"Dude stole my bike"
Comparing Craig's podcast to Phil's podcast, yeah that's an actual podcast and Phil is still on level one. Edit: Also lol at him being so mad that he can no longer "be a normal person" cause he keeps trying to distance himself from his lolcow nature. Also if Craig misspoke about Derich, then he misspoke. I mean Craig barely knows of Phil outside of periphery stuff, can't entirely fault him for cramming in 15 years of DSP lolcow lore.
This is one sick f
is funny how confident DSP is that a normal person would watch his stream for an hour and not think they would think he is a begging, scamming piece of shit lol
i showed a clip of him to a friend of mine who doesnt watch streamers at all and her 1st thought was "this guy is seriously getting angry and passive aggressive when people dont give him money?"
“Detractors create the problems and profit”
Ok, how did we break your household appliances? How did we give jasper a UTI? How did we make you get jipped by Firestone?
Like others have pointed out, he's gave his side every day for the last 15 years. We get your side piggy, you just don't want to admit your wrongs
Him writing an autobiography?!
His autobiography would be as truthful as a Gilderoy Lockhart book lol
You would definitely find it in the fiction section.
You are the king of suffering Phillip
Thats a good clip that shows Phil true chatacter
He keeps saying we leave him alone je would do well is so cap. He would still be doing bad probably even worse due to how boring his stuff is if anything the detractors are the only thing keeping a bit of light on him
“Special guest DSP”
You’re sure special Phil. Short bus special like your audience.
29:16 wtf, The Quarter Pounder even said a list of things that he couldn't ask Phil. That's why the interview was so dull and boring. Cause if he even mentioned half the junk in the Side Scrollers interview than DSP wouldn't jumped ship. Jesus, this man just can't stop lying.
Even in the interview, the Quarter Pounder even mentions how DSP didn't want to talk about financial questions or anything about his family. This is why so many ppl thought DSP would up and leave at any point during the Side Scroller interview cause they just kept digging deeper and deeper. I'm shocked myself he came back even after his "internet issue"
So my man is pissed people are against him? Bro advertised himself in his early days as being that guy who doesn't give a shit about anything. He literally crown himself as the King of Hate and now he cries around that people don't wanna give him the chances of redemption (whatever that is in his eyes) . BTW he was always hated, because of how he treated those around him, ffs there are interviews of people before he even had a you tube channel, telling others how much of an ass Phill is.
Phil only gets 0,00001 "haters" for everyone he insults
Just a fair warning to anyone planning to expose DSP to Craig. He won't care about DSP's racist and homophobic statements or even uneducated takes on COVID. Both Craig and his brother whiteknighted hard for Gina Carano when she was cancelled and compared the persecution of jewish people in Germany to people bashing morons refusing to wear masks 2 years ago.
They honestly might like DSPs "hot takes" on Japan and so on.
I mean she was probably comparing the persecution people wanted to place upon people for medical choices to the persecution of people based on ethnicity/religion. "Bashing" as if that's all people did lol. You seem to have a very short and selective memory.
DSPig said it himself, they got history so I'm expecting to be like the quarter pounder interview.
@@moonsnail3286 seriously, people just skip over the persecution of the unmasked/unvaccinated. I can't believe the government sent them to death camps for it
@@Rossoneri2 Nice strawman.
I didn't wear that fucking stupid face diaper. Didn't get the clot shot either. You must be on your fourth booster?
he talks a lot, but he didnt talk a lot during the interview. If hes brave enough, he shouldve done it, but sadly hes too scared
He's had enough of it maaaaan, he really has! LOLOLOLOL I love when phil gets all butchy like that.
Phil's downfall is no ones fault but his own
His entire career he has burned bridges with his big mouth; trashing other youtubers, developers, popular video games, fans, his friends and every platform and network
An hour long video of being the victim and gaslighting.
anybody got a link to where Destiny says he's gonna fuck with DSP?
He was overly happy!!!!
10:35 And he wonders why folks don't want to interact with him. With how many hoops he forces you to jump through, he flat out admits he won't help your show by advertising when it's going to happen. All to avoid "Da trolls" (which has already failed cause craig let the cat out of the bag). And even if he somehow DID do a "Surprise" appearance it would have been a snore fest as Craig and co sit and nod their head to phil's bullshit. So no one would care about the show after either.
12:10 and the memoryholing of when he first put out he wanted an interview no one wanted "His side of the story". Despite there being many MANY people who would have wanted to pick his Martian brain, they all got turned down cause they made fun of him, in passing, years and years ago. Oh, but you shouldn't use that same metric against phil though. Hypocrite.
Hey everyone this guys going to be 41 this year 😂😂😂😂😂
Phil if you weren't a scammed maybe you would be able to go and do something a "a normal person" would do. Ever thought about that??
can he sit still jfc