AI IS FUNNIER THAN COMEDIANS!
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- Опубликовано: 10 сен 2024
- Today we discuss triggering audience opinions like -
Is AI funnier than most comedians? Are peanuts better when they are drowned in thumbs up? And is Pathaan the worst movie ever?
Do you agree or disagree? Let me know in the comments below!
Next show: linktr.ee/sahi...
Welcome to Unpopular Opinions! The show where I sit with my friends (and the audience) to discuss some of the MOST CONTROVERSIAL UNPOPULAR OPINIONS out there!
Let me know what you think below :)
Location: The Habitat Studios Khar
Shot by: Vivian Castellino, Aaditi Hirani, Harsh Shah
Edited by: Pratham Sagar
Sound by: Yash Barse
#UnpopularOpinions #comedy #sahilshah #standup #panelshow
Shreeja is on another level
She killed it that day.
We always feel it's that one day but man, she is always a killer! 💯
@@SahilShahcomedy hello bhai
Kaisa hai
Bhul gaya kya hume
Itna bada ho gaya?
Still waiting for ChatGPT to finish that joke!
Here you go:
>> Write a stand routine in the style of Sahil Shah
Ladies and gentlemen, how's everyone doing tonight? Great? Awesome! I'm doing fantastic too, thanks for asking. You know, I recently joined a gym because, apparently, it's a good idea to take care of your health. The gym trainer looks at me and says, "We'll start with some light exercises." I'm like, "Sure, let's start with the remote control, and we'll work our way up to the fridge."
I've also been trying this new thing called "healthy eating." I tried kale for the first time the other day. You know kale, right? It's that leafy green thing that makes you question your life choices. I took one bite, and I felt like I was eating a garden. My taste buds were like, "What did we ever do to you?" And my stomach was like, "Abort mission! Send in the pizza!"
But it's not just about the gym and healthy eating. I've also been trying to be more mindful. I read this self-help book that said, "Live in the present moment." So, I tried it. I'm at a party, and someone's like, "Hey, have you heard about Bitcoin?" I'm like, "No, I'm living in the present moment. I don't even know what happened five minutes ago!"
Dating is another adventure. I recently went on a blind date. The blind part was that I had no idea it was going to be a double date. I show up, and there's this couple. I'm like, "Am I the third wheel or the main course?" But the girl was nice. She said, "Let's play a game to break the ice." I'm thinking, "Sure, let's play hide-and-seek. I'll hide, and you seek someone else."
Relationships are hard, man. I asked my friend for advice, and he said, "Communication is key." So, I tried it. I told my girlfriend, "Honey, we need to talk." She said, "Sure, what do you want to talk about?" I panicked and said, "I don't know, but I heard communication is key!"
Life is all about finding balance. Like, I want to be fit, but I also want to eat pizza. I want to be successful, but I also want to binge-watch Netflix. I want to be an adult, but I also want to build a blanket fort and live there forever.
In conclusion, life is confusing, relationships are complicated, and kale is overrated. Thank you, ladies and gentlemen! You've been a fantastic audience. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go find that pizza I was talking about earlier. Goodnight!
Aap bacha hua joke kaise finish krte ho?
N Shreeja is still lost in thumbs-up thoughts 😅😂😂😂
create a standup routine in the style of sahil shah around maggie noodles
ChatGPT
Alright, here we go, channeling Sahil Shah's energy:
Hey, what's up, folks! Let's talk about Maggie noodles, shall we? Now, I know what you're thinking: "Sahil, why on earth are you talking about instant noodles?" Well, buckle up, because we're about to take a spicy journey down the noodle aisle!
So, Maggie noodles, or as I like to call them, the culinary equivalent of a hug from your mom when you're feeling down. They're like that reliable friend who's always there for you, no matter what time of day or night. I mean, you could be stranded on a desert island, and if you had a pack of Maggie noodles, suddenly it's a party!
And let's talk about the variety, folks. They've got more flavors than a Bollywood movie has plot twists! Masala, chicken, curry, you name it! They even have flavors you didn't know you needed, like Schezwan and Manchurian. Like, who woke up one day and thought, "You know what this packet of noodles needs? Some Indo-Chinese fusion!"
But let's address the elephant in the room: the cooking process. It's like a high-stakes game of culinary roulette. You've got to get that water boiling just right, or you'll end up with soggy noodles that make you question all your life choices. And don't even get me started on the "two-minute" claim. I've timed it, folks. It's more like ten minutes if you want them just right!
But you know you're in for a treat when you hear that iconic beep. It's like music to the ears of every hungry soul out there. You could be in the deepest sleep, but the second you hear that beep, you're up and at 'em, ready to devour those noodles like you're in a competitive eating contest!
And can we talk about the versatility of Maggie noodles? You could be a culinary mastermind or a broke college student surviving on pocket change, and either way, Maggie noodles have got your back. Throw in some veggies if you're feeling fancy, or just eat them straight out of the packet like a true connoisseur. There's no wrong way to enjoy Maggie noodles, folks!
In conclusion, Maggie noodles are more than just a snack. They're a way of life. So here's to you, Maggie, for always being there to satisfy our cravings and rescue us from hunger emergencies. You're the real MVP of the kitchen, and we salute you!
How was that? Did I capture Sahil Shah's vibe?
This is what I got when I chat around with ChatGPT, but I think you can do better 😆
Here’s what AI suggested with the same prompt: Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for Maggi noodles! The national emergency food of India. Seriously, if you’ve never had Maggi, are you even Indian? It’s like the ultimate comfort food, the answer to all our problems. Late-night hunger pangs? Maggi. Broke at the end of the month? Maggi. Need to impress someone with your cooking skills? Maggi.
You know what's hilarious? The packaging says it's ready in two minutes. Two minutes! Have you ever tried making Maggi in two minutes? It's impossible! You’re standing there like, "Why is this water not boiling yet?!" It's a cruel joke. It should just say, "Ready in...well, depends on your gas stove."
And let's talk about the varieties. They’ve got Maggi for every taste. Vegetable Maggi, Masala Maggi, Cheese Maggi... I mean, they even had that atta noodles phase. Like, “Look, it’s healthy!” Yeah, sure. Noodles and health in the same sentence? That’s as believable as a politician's promise.
My favorite part is the customization. Everyone has their own secret recipe. Some people add veggies, some add eggs, some even add paneer. But there's always that one friend who gets too experimental. "Bro, I added chocolate syrup and ketchup." Dude, no. Just, no. This is why no one trusts you with cooking.
And then there’s that moment when you’re halfway through eating, and the phone rings. You answer it, thinking it’s just going to be a minute. Thirty minutes later, you return to your bowl and it’s this cold, sticky blob. But do we waste it? Of course not! Because we are Indians, and wasting Maggi is a crime.
Remember the Maggi ban? Oh man, those were dark times. It was like the country went into mourning. People were hoarding packets like it was the apocalypse. I heard someone traded their car for a box of Maggi. But we all knew it wouldn’t last. You can’t keep us from our noodles. It’s in our DNA.
And can we talk about the ads? “Mummy bhookh lagi hai!” and she’s like, “Bas do minute!” Mom, we all know it’s not two minutes. But moms are like Maggi ninjas. They can chop veggies, boil water, and keep an eye on the kid-all at the same time. Meanwhile, I’m just trying not to burn the house down while boiling water.
So here’s to Maggi noodles, the food that binds us all. Whether you’re rich or poor, young or old, at some point, you’ve had a bowl of Maggi. And for that, we are forever grateful. Thank you, Maggi, for always being there.
Good night, everyone!
Salute to Shreeja for her observations. Especially - "aap bache hue thumbs up ka kya karte hain?".
From chatgpt
"So, let's talk about Maggi noodles, the unofficial national dish for anyone who's ever been a broke college student. You know you've hit rock bottom when your diet consists of 99% Maggi and 1% hope.
Maggi is like that reliable friend who's always there for you, especially when your cooking skills are on vacation. I mean, it takes less time to make Maggi than it does to decide what to order from a restaurant.
But let's address the elephant in the room - the cooking instructions on the packet. Boil for 2 minutes? Who are they kidding? Maggi doesn't cook; it just gives up and decides to swim in the hot water.
And don't even get me started on the Maggi masala packet. It's like the holy grail of flavor. I use it for everything now - soups, salads, desserts. I'm half expecting Maggi-flavored toothpaste to hit the market soon.
Have you ever tried to impress someone with your cooking skills by making Maggi? It's like trying to win a Michelin star with a microwave. You add a little extra water, hoping it turns into a gourmet masterpiece, but it just ends up a soggy disappointment.
And the versatility of Maggi is unmatched. You can be a culinary artist with it. I call it 'Maggicasso.' You can add veggies and pretend it's a balanced meal. I once threw in some broccoli, and suddenly I felt like a health guru. It's like, 'Yes, officer, I do eat my greens. They just happen to be surrounded by instant noodles.'
But let's be real, the sound of the Maggi crackling in the pot is the closest some of us get to the sizzle of a fancy kitchen. It's the anthem of the lazy gourmet.
In conclusion, Maggi noodles - because adulting is hard, and sometimes you just need a hot, soupy hug in a yellow packet to get through the day. Thank you, Maggi, for always being there, even when my stove refuses to cooperate."
Man I got the exact same answer 😂😂😂. Feel like, in the quest for getting an upper hand for his master, Sahil's Vodafone gave up😂😂😂
Shreeja's attention to details was hilarious 🤣
Chatgpt is better at WRITING, maybe. Being a comedian is much more than writing jokes, it's the performance, the tone, the character, the voice.
Chatgpt is better than most software developers at coding fast, but is it accurate? Does it deliver the optimal code? Is it reliable?
Ok. Pathaan is a thumbs up ad.
Instead of defending the movie, you are trying to recast the lead. Srk isn't the problem, the movie is. The movie still remains a thumbs up ad with ANYBODY
Am I fun at parties? I haven't been to one
hahahah
Asli ID se aa Dwight
Do I want to meet him at the said parties. Yes.
Will I be invited to the party. No.
i agree with all this❤ and the fact that she is from my generation and thinks karthik aryan is better than srk is the worst
11:37 "Aap bache hue thums up ka kya karte hai?" 😂
This improv is tighter than most routines 😂
If you post such bangers with this consistency then you’ll start getting 100k views in no time
I tried chatgpt right now.
I asked joke on Narendra Modi.
It's reply is below.
"Why did Narendra Modi bring a pencil to the meeting?
Because he wanted to draw a better future!"😂
Last girl /women trying to be classy 😂😂 wo jisky boi main likha hota h I don’t give a fck !! But she did more than any one else!!
The last girl did so well in potraying a classy arthouse film snob till she shat all over by mentioning kartik aryan lol
and eu reaction from audience
I mean there is nothing arthouse about disliking pathan.
Well, as a girl , I think Kartik Aryan is someone people consider attractive. Only when they asked her to give atleast some random name, she named him.
So why shit on her lol
@@AnakinIHateSandSkywalkerbut she was asked to name someone who acted well according to her and she said Karthik Aaryan so🥲
@@aavi. rewatch it. She said no one. They asked again. She said no one. They said just name any random guy.
She said Kartik Aryan.
I asked the same question to chatgpt:
"Hey, everyone! So, let's talk about a true hero in the world of quick-fix meals-Maggi noodles. Yes, that delightful snack that magically appears in our kitchens when hunger strikes at odd hours. It's like the superhero of midnight cravings, right?
I mean, have you ever noticed how Maggi has this incredible ability to transform into anything you want? Feeling spicy? Bam! Add that masala packet, and you've got a fiesta in a bowl. Feeling fancy? Toss in some veggies, maybe an egg or two, and voilà-it’s suddenly a gourmet meal!
But let's not forget the universal Maggi truth-the sound of the boiling water and that distinct aroma that fills the air! It's like the official anthem of every hostel room or late-night study session. The moment you hear that pot boiling, you know it's about to get real!
And let's address the 'two-minute' claim, shall we? I mean, who are they kidding? It's never just two minutes! It's like a deceptive time warp. You start cooking Maggi, and suddenly, time slows down. You're stirring, waiting, stirring some more, and suddenly, you've aged ten years, but your Maggi still isn't ready!
Ever tried making that perfect Maggi consistency? It's an art form, I tell you! It's either too watery or resembling some kind of noodle brick that you could probably build a house with. There's no in-between!
You know what else? Maggi has this uncanny ability to unite people. You could be from any corner of the world, speak any language, but if someone mentions Maggi, instant connection! It's the common ground we all stand on.
But let's talk about the ultimate Maggi debate: the 'crunchy or soggy' noodles dilemma. Some people love that slightly crunchy texture, while others prefer the noodles soaking up all that flavorful broth. It's like the great noodle divide tearing friendships apart!
And can we take a moment to appreciate the emergency status of a Maggi stash? It's the go-to survival kit in any kitchen cabinet. Natural disasters? Check. Late-night munchies? Check. Unexpected guests? Absolutely!
In conclusion, Maggi, you are the unsung hero of our kitchens, the lifeline of college students, and the ultimate comfort food. Here's to the noodles that never fail to rescue us from hunger! Thank you for being the true MVP of snack time!"
(Cheers and applause fill the room as the comedian takes a bow)
I will perform this set in 2 minutes.
I then asked chatgpt to write in Zakir’s style and it wrote it in Hindi 🤯
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Also, @Sahil, Sapan & Shreeja, back in the 90's (maybe even today) we used to get small jaljeera sachets. Try Thums Up & Jaljeera combo. Dont pour the thums up into any glass or anything, just open the bottle, tear the jaljeera sachet a little bit & put little jaljeera into thums up & have it. Repeat this. Dont pour the entire jaljeera into thums up, just little quantities for each/every few sips. It's heavenly. 🤤 Soooooo good. 😍 Try it & let us know. 😁 Cheers ✌️
masala peanuts is indian version of boba tea
Shreejaaaa..... Is lovveeeeee❤❤❤❤❤❤❤No better Female Comic than her right now... In the world... ❤❤❤Kudos to her on spot timings.... Great great... That "aap bache hue thumsup ka kya karte ho".... That just😂😂😂😂
This girl looks like Wednesday from Adams family.
Never thought unpopular opinion would also have roasting comedians session😂😂
Anyways, I support Sahil. JMDLR!!
Shreeja's observations are on point in this yaar😎
Shreeja is on 🔥 🔥 🔥
Shreeja is just ultimate!! Thums up bit with her was amazing !!
Why can’t I find the link to the unpopular opinion show????
Shreeja stole the show 😂😂😂
Ye software developer ne standup artist hai 😂😂
11:38 Shreeja OP😂
There's no link in the description for the next "unpopular opinions" show
The last girl be like Sahil’s Show was all about Thumbs up Ads..
sahil bro its gujrati sing soda
I've never seen Sahil this angry 😭💀
That girl is gonna eat the AI
This was really funny and loved every part of this.. Looking forward for more unpopular opinions
this was bestt ep hahahah loved it
Ladies and gentlemen, you know, I recently rediscovered my long-lost love for Maggi noodles. I mean, I feel like Maggi has been a part of every Indian's childhood, right? It's like the comfort food equivalent of a warm hug from your mom.
I was making Maggi the other day, and I realized the instructions on the packet are more of a suggestion than a rule. Like, "Boil water and add the noodles." Oh, come on, Maggi, you and I both know I'm gonna add that masala before the water even starts boiling. Let's not pretend.
And let's talk about that masala. It's like the superhero of flavor. I don't know what's in it, but it's like a magical potion that turns plain noodles into a party in your mouth. I mean, you could put that masala on cardboard, and suddenly it becomes a gourmet dish.
But here's the thing - they say two-minute noodles, but it takes at least five minutes for me. I'm standing there, staring at the pot, like, "Come on, noodles, cook faster. I have important things to do, like binge-watch Netflix and avoid adulting."
And speaking of adulthood, when you were a kid, you could eat Maggi for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, and it was considered a balanced diet. Now, if I even suggest having Maggi for dinner, my mom looks at me like I just declared I'm running away to join the circus.
But let's not forget the ultimate Maggi hack - the cheese slice. You put a cheese slice on top of your Maggi, and suddenly, you're a culinary genius. It's like the poor man's gourmet meal. Gordon Ramsay would probably faint if he saw it, but hey, it works!
In conclusion, Maggi noodles - the real MVP of the kitchen. It's the meal that never judges you, even if you eat it for the third time in a day. So, here's to Maggi, the unsung hero of every late-night snack and every broke college student's survival guide! Chat gpt as sahil shah
Damn the last girl is so relatable 😂😂
I love Shreeja 😂😂😂
Kartik khan
Where is Jose's episode? Please dedo
Yeah
Sreejahhahahhaha
16:28 ewwww was personal
It needs comedians to tell the jokes 😂😂😂
Shreeja yaar ❤😂
Also Shreeja is my Fav, after Vir Das.
@sahil so this is what chat gpt threw I think your phone vodafone was the issue😂
So, I heard Sahil Shah talking about Maggi the other day. He's convinced it's the ultimate solution for every problem. Like, "Got a broken heart? Maggi. Car broke down? Maggi. Lost your job? Maggi to the rescue!" I mean, who needs therapy when you have a packet of instant noodles, right? And the speed at which he whips it up, I'm pretty sure Sahil believes Maggi has a turbo mode that activates with a flick of the wrist!
mein shreeja ke saath ab khud bhi curious hun ki aap bache hue thumbs up ke saath kya karte hai 😂
shreeja mujhse shadi karle yrrr
Last girl was accurate on PATHAAN😂😂❤
dude, shreeja is soooo cute
Prime Amitabh could have pulled off Pathan.
Kamal Haasan could have pulled off Jawan.
No issue with Shahrukh's acting, but the question on the show needed an option.
Shreeja❤❤
Sapan ko paijama dila de bro
Ai is funnier than most comments.
I would like to say that i tried watching pathan and couldnt watch after 5 minutes , cinematic universe is so overused and stale as a concept even post credit scenes. So yes pathan is an undefendable movie.
😂😂😂
shreeja you are cuter than your jokes..
totally unscripted
Yup kaise script karein isko?
Episodes needs to be longer
For the longest comedy episode please watch Animal.
@@SahilShahcomedy watched it already heheh
I DIDNT LIKE THE STAGE PRESENCE OF THREE OF YOU!!! NEXT TIME PREPARE WELL!! All the best!! ✌🏻 peace
Sahil you've lost weight and gained hairs🥹
Shreeja looks cute as usual, sapan theek hai tu hai handsome pr atleast paijama pehen ke aaya krr kya apni girlfriend ke shorts pehen ke aaya hai yarr ☺️🤡
Sapan shadi shuda hai
Shreeja❤