You either have to be a really extreme maroon or a millennial to not understand that in a context like this , man is short for mankind and humans; as in both genders of the species @relwaretep
The day the guy who invented USB will die. On his funeral they lower down the coffin, pull it back up and turn it around 180° and lower it down again only to repeat the procedure another time. Then it will fit into the grave
This is positively hilarious. Too true. We have 6 children. Both of us plus 4 of our children are engineers. Our youngest son, high functioning autistic, is in grad school for physics and wants to be an aerospace engineer like us and his older sister. He couldn’t stop laughing. Neither could we. 2 of our 3 daughters are therapists and never want to hear the word ‘engineering’ ever again. They say engineers are crazy. They aren’t wrong 😂. Hilarious and clean humor. So refreshing!
You know that you are a video engineer if you fall asleep with the television on, and when the station stops broadcasting regular programs and transmits SMPTE color bars appearing on the screen and the 1,000 HZ tone comes on in waking you up, instead of turning off the television as most people would do, you get up out of bed and walk up to the television and adjust the color, tint, brightness, and contrast controls to normalize the picture! David Riddle
In 1973, I took a Freshman English class at what is now known as Binghamton University. IBM was a big employer at the time and apparently my professor's wife worked there. He told us about having to go to an office party where some (sneer) engineer talked about (eye roll) "software. What the hell is 'software'? Hardware, sure. But 'software' isn't a real thing." True story.
I am an Engineer, listening to CAD Lectures with ear phones and took a break, Saw this link. My wife came three times, what's wrong? Nothing! Why are are you laughing to so Loud. So I showed her the wife chart and she said no desert tonight. !!! What!
3:14 This is true! Last Friday we were troubleshooting 2 issues to make sure everything runs through the holidays but a few more popped up when we went "in there" to take a look. I looked at my colleagues and askd. " Do you think it'll last until the 3rd of January?" All 3 answered."Nobody is around to find out anyway" We went home and started our Christmas vacation anyway. 😂
What you write is the result of a risk estimation approach. To evaluate a risk you have to multiply: (amount of damage) x (probability of occurrence) x (probability of discovery). The last point is zero, so there is no risk
i remember my daughter birthday because the day after my new PC got delivered. that was 2 awesome deliverys in 48 hours. thing is still going strong 11 years later and has now been passed on to my daughter so she could play the games i showed her while growing up, like day of the tentacle.
@ianPedlar five is 101 in binary. So high 101 is high five. Octal has nothing to do with a set of three digits if you were wondering. You can write as many digits of octal just like binary or any other number system..
It's great that there's finally another full special of Don McMillan after Nerd or Geek one. I really like his shows. Great work Don! Keep it up and please share more full specials for people outside of US.
Ever noticed how man cleaner names describe what it's used on? Floor cleaner, deck cleaner, face cleaner, brake cleaner. Simple, easy, direct. The one time women try to name their thing like we do, they totally muck it up... How can you clean a vacuum? You can't get cleaner than a vacuum already is! There's literally nothing there!
Too funny!! Petrol piping designer for BP retired. This is spot on. I once did a dating profile. When prompted for what type of man I'd like to meet I put engineer. We're birds of a different feather. I get bored with other professionals.
I'm a control systems engineer, and you must have been a BLAST to work with. For all those that dont know, he helped design the processors and chips that really got the information age started.
I have had 2 engineers as clients in racing. Client a questioned everything before during and after a race. Client b questioned everything before a race and was at peace with whatever happened. Both used past races as an example going forward. One was happy and successful, the other still questions the first race. One is retired and one still works.
@replyhere590no. He was born before I built my first computer. I had to use a floppy to boot it. My first computer was a Commodore 64. When he saw me working on the Windows computer, he saw the Commodore 64 on the bottom shelf and started banging on the keys. 😅
An engineer, biologist and a mathematician was watching a house. Two people entered. A short while later, three left. "Ahh", said the biologist, "they reproduced". "Nah!" said the engineer, "measurement error". The mathematician said nothing. Then another person entered the house. "Ohh!" said the mathematician, "now the house is empty!" Engineers get it.
Retired aerospace engineer here. I once left a meeting because they were arguing over which font they were going to use in a presentation.
😂😂😂❤
Papyrus
@jansix4287 f'ckin Papyrus..
99% of the time, we all want to get out of there, but can’t 😅!
Font of all evil!
The thinking person's comedian 😂
😂
thinking mans you mean
@relwaretep yes but the saying is thinking mans
You either have to be a really extreme maroon or a millennial to not understand that in a context like this , man is short for mankind and humans; as in both genders of the species @relwaretep
@MarvNARK bro is woke final boss
The day the guy who invented USB will die. On his funeral they lower down the coffin, pull it back up and turn it around 180° and lower it down again only to repeat the procedure another time. Then it will fit into the grave
He's redeemed himself (or herself) with USB-C. Can't screw it up. Unless you confuse it with a mini-DVI port. Sigh.
::taking notes::
I could watch this guy for hours!
Same!
Same
Same²
"I was told there would be no math."
Strictly speaking, there was no math. It was all arithmetic.
@SusanPearce_H That would be all fine and dandy if arithmetic wasn't subset of mathematics.
This is positively hilarious. Too true. We have 6 children. Both of us plus 4 of our children are engineers. Our youngest son, high functioning autistic, is in grad school for physics and wants to be an aerospace engineer like us and his older sister. He couldn’t stop laughing. Neither could we. 2 of our 3 daughters are therapists and never want to hear the word ‘engineering’ ever again. They say engineers are crazy. They aren’t wrong 😂. Hilarious and clean humor. So refreshing!
"a near life experience" I'm still crying with laughter 😂🎉❤ peace and light 🙏 thank you
You know that you are a video engineer if you fall asleep with the television on, and when the station stops broadcasting regular programs and transmits SMPTE color bars appearing on the screen and the 1,000 HZ tone comes on in waking you up, instead of turning off the television as most people would do, you get up out of bed and walk up to the television and adjust the color, tint, brightness, and contrast controls to normalize the picture! David Riddle
Dry bar: bringing comedians out of obscurity
Don's been around for quite a while. 3 years ago, a video he had here had 5m views
Dry bar: the place for comedians who don't depend upon the comedic value of alcohol for their act.
@asb3pe Or foul language
Love his clean acts
I feel old, all my kids are pre-Windows 95
I could call myself either a Win2000 or ME child, so I go with the former.
So Win 3.1 or MS DOS?
5 1/4 floppy and an orange monochrome screen.
In 1973, I took a Freshman English class at what is now known as Binghamton University. IBM was a big employer at the time and apparently my professor's wife worked there. He told us about having to go to an office party where some (sneer) engineer talked about (eye roll) "software. What the hell is 'software'? Hardware, sure. But 'software' isn't a real thing." True story.
Facebook proof IS ABSOLUTE GENIUS
I am an Engineer, listening to CAD Lectures with ear phones and took a break, Saw this link. My wife came three times, what's wrong? Nothing! Why are are you laughing to so Loud. So I showed her the wife chart and she said no desert tonight. !!! What!
three times, you say?
I usually only get a few minutes in with most comics. This guy was funny from the start, and was pretty consistent. I made it all the way through.
Comedy for the brains 😂
3:14 This is true! Last Friday we were troubleshooting 2 issues to make sure everything runs through the holidays but a few more popped up when we went "in there" to take a look. I looked at my colleagues and askd. " Do you think it'll last until the 3rd of January?" All 3 answered."Nobody is around to find out anyway" We went home and started our Christmas vacation anyway. 😂
What you write is the result of a risk estimation approach. To evaluate a risk you have to multiply: (amount of damage) x (probability of occurrence) x (probability of discovery). The last point is zero, so there is no risk
Time for Pi, anyways
The venn diagram is great!
Yeah, it was really creative. Laughed my a** off.
Not only very funny, but EVERYTHING he said hit home precisely.
He would make a great math teacher.
My thoughts exactly!
Yeah big fun teacher energy
I would love to hear him explain complex numbers and quaternions. That ought to be fun.
Excellent! I'll never look at engineers the same way.
Comic Sans Font: "He never even mentioned me one time" 😕😯😮😲😥😬😲😕😯😮😲😥😬😲
Absolutely love this guy! He is hilarious😅😅
This is just greatly hilarious.
i remember my daughter birthday because the day after my new PC got delivered. that was 2 awesome deliverys in 48 hours. thing is still going strong 11 years later and has now been passed on to my daughter so she could play the games i showed her while growing up, like day of the tentacle.
Binary high 5, oh my god i love it
My favourite binary joke is "There are 10 kinds of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't".
@ianPedlar five is 101 in binary. So high 101 is high five. Octal has nothing to do with a set of three digits if you were wondering. You can write as many digits of octal just like binary or any other number system..
@anonnymouse2402thats nice lol.
@ianPedlarno, an octal 5 is just 5
There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who do not.
a fresh perspective, excellent! No, I'm not an engineer, I hate graphs and charts.
The Happy flowchart is pure genius.
I was tempted to view this video as I am a civil engineer. I’ve never come across the gentleman before, but I thought he was EXCELLENT 👍
Good clean fun, and no swearing. A++++
It's great that there's finally another full special of Don McMillan after Nerd or Geek one. I really like his shows. Great work Don! Keep it up and please share more full specials for people outside of US.
Sent this to myself
What a mind at SUCH a rate.
That lady in the back with the high-pitched cackle that laughed at every.....single.....joke.....
As a fellow engineer, I applaud your humor and honesty. That was great. Keep it up. Thank you.
He's funny enjoyed the show
Me: "what is your favorite app on your phone?"
Wife: "The one where I select numbers and then I talk to people"
And this is an app too! She was not wrong :)
@LionBlu2000 I don't even know the numbers for my family members anymore. I'm lucky if I can remember their names.
I love Venn diagrams, they explain everything if you combine them with bell curves
Everything Don says describes me, a life-long engineer. What he doesn't say is that most engineers do not comprehend how non-engineers can survive.
Because life has been de-risked by....engineers. That's finance's interpretation, anyways.
@frankpinmtlYep, engineers work within the laws of physics in the real world. In contrast, lawyers just make up their own laws.
@baomao7243 And so do some non-lawyers with orange makeup.
@replyhere590 This is about a thread about a comedian. What are you even talking about ?
love love love your humor
Great stuff, thanks Don.
8:45 - I mean the rocket even *looks* like a JOHNSON!
MENSA - level comedy. Approved!
agree
This is awesome ! 😂 ❤
7:57 "One person, two careers, it's genius" True, that's literally the best of both worlds.
I hate you and everything you stand for. I cannot believe this made me laugh
I wonder if we saw both people in the same room at the same time...
The lady 😂 in the audience was great
Howard Come you think of so many things, from a successful comedian 🎉🎉😂😂❤❤
The giant Kirkland Signature bottle for the shower was an absolutely killer bit.
Hair Cleaner
Ever noticed how man cleaner names describe what it's used on? Floor cleaner, deck cleaner, face cleaner, brake cleaner. Simple, easy, direct.
The one time women try to name their thing like we do, they totally muck it up... How can you clean a vacuum? You can't get cleaner than a vacuum already is! There's literally nothing there!
My husband the engineer finally used up his shampoo about two weeks ago. The bottle was about ten years old.
3:00 - This man is BRILLIANT!
im a technician......your worst nitemare!
Too funny!! Petrol piping designer for BP retired.
This is spot on. I once did a dating profile. When prompted for what type of man I'd like to meet I put engineer. We're birds of a different feather. I get bored with other professionals.
Finally a comedian I can relate to ... Hi 101 !!🤣 Sheer Brilliance.
10:24 - Yes, this man is BRILLIANT!
Excellent!
Love this Guy !
How can I possibly be first? 😮
I feel like I need a flowchart explaining this math 😂
I'm a control systems engineer, and you must have been a BLAST to work with. For all those that dont know, he helped design the processors and chips that really got the information age started.
Great comedy! I'm an engineer and I appreciated his take on things!
I appreciate you, thanks for taking me seriously
I wish to be as funny as this guys someday
I'm a TRSDOS kid. TRS-80 computer, in the 80s.
Retired mechanical engineer, you nailed it. Well done.
Knowledge = power
Power = work / time
Time = money
Knowledge = work/ money. Or
$ = work / knowledge
The more you know, the less you are paid!
I have had 2 engineers as clients in racing. Client a questioned everything before during and after a race. Client b questioned everything before a race and was at peace with whatever happened. Both used past races as an example going forward. One was happy and successful, the other still questions the first race. One is retired and one still works.
Great set Don! Thanks Dry Bar!!
I am CRYING from laughing!!!
True nerd comedy is so rare and this is 24k gold humor.
Thoroughly enjoyed this 😂
He needs to bring that lady on tour! 😅😅😅
From the thumbnail, I knew we were getting the font choice bit. Love it.
that was surprisingly good
very accurate info, especially on the tail end
There's this ONE lady about to lose it, laughing madly thru the whole set. I love her hahah 😂🤣
how are you ? i am a pice of the greater hole . lol
Mr McMillan is hilarious and energetic. I will follow him. I loved seeing him on AGT. THANK YOU, ÐRY BAR. Mr. Don McMillan thank you.❤️🇺🇲🚑☕️🙏
This guys always fun.
Very good, thank you.
I remember 3 of them smoking pipes and they would just nod and say um hum oh uh hum.
He is one of the great! Own special (engineer) style. Just brilliant!
I love nerdy comedy, because I’m nerdy. 😂
He's so unique. It's extra fun.
I am an engineer and yes, I do love charts..
As an engineer, I approve of this act!
😂❤😂❤😂
Greatest Venn Diagram Comedian of all times🙌
A satisfied Engineer is an unemployed Engineer.
Great routine!
George (BSChe, Lehigh '64)
The left side of my brain hurts.
AWESOME!!! Thank you
My first was a DOS son.
DOS son? Was he born in a Costco? They're still using it.
@replyhere590no. He was born before I built my first computer. I had to use a floppy to boot it. My first computer was a Commodore 64. When he saw me working on the Windows computer, he saw the Commodore 64 on the bottom shelf and started banging on the keys. 😅
That wife flow chart had so many steps! 😂🤣😂🤣😂
This is so relatable. Thanks for making me laugh.
Friggin' hilarious. Legit LOL.
OMG he is so funny!
An engineer, biologist and a mathematician was watching a house. Two people entered. A short while later, three left. "Ahh", said the biologist, "they reproduced". "Nah!" said the engineer, "measurement error". The mathematician said nothing. Then another person entered the house. "Ohh!" said the mathematician, "now the house is empty!"
Engineers get it.
I’m still laughing about the binary high-five !! 😂
Don, you are the man!!
Nonstop laughs! This was wonderful!
LOL, thanks for the "engineering grins" ROFL
That was great
I identify as an 'Engineer' Engineer. hahaha
Funny stuff...a real spectrum spectacle'.