Me, internally screaming: "So that's a NON-ZERO CHANCE of me exploding randomly because you can't disprove something for the same reason you can prove it; nobody's ever witnessed it!?"
Remember kids! you won’t ever explode in flames but you might find your self falling unconscious and dying from a; brain aneurysm (can happen to anyone at anytime), stroke (anyone and anytime), heart failure (no reason why required! Also anyone and anytime).
Tomato, you actually went to no no snakes hotel, no snakes hotel is through the other door. I know, the two are connected so it's pretty confusing but it's still just YOUR fault.
Out of all the games, my favorite was the dessert of the Stream: Growing my Grandpa. Yames's uncanny art style, heightened scientific and philosophic language, weird topics (mostly pertaining to the brain, development of it, biological evolution, memories, insanity, and how people react and interact with that insanity, the weirdness that they're experiencing) and clear mastery of Cronenbergian "Body/ Venereal Horror" sets his work apart from others, giving it a unique identity of its own. And Tomato's interaction with the story, doing the voices, and acting as I imagine a child trying to resurrect their grandparent would (by treating the 'Thing' wearing Grandpa's face like a Tamagotchi Pet, you know one of them virtual pets ya had to feed, clean up after, play minigames with to keep it from getting depressed and bored and just giving up on life, typical pet stuff) is simultaneously the most hilarious, engaging and possibly disturbing thing I've ever seen. When Markiplier raised Grandpa, he was more fearful and anxious about it, which, while funny, is at odds with Adrienne's take on the situation; Tomato, however, behaves more in line with how Adrienne is: treating the whole thing as something, if not necessarily 'Normal' then, at the very least, it is something less unusual than it actually is. To Adrienne, this project of hers doesn't raise any red flags; she merely views it as a means of reuniting with her dead Grandpa, and maybe getting her parents to stop fighting. She doesn't stop to ponder the morality of it, as her moral centers are not as developed as a grownup's would be; instead, she approaches it with that terrifying trait of children... 'Innocence.' I say terrifying because, when a child does something, they don't see 'Right' or 'Wrong,' 'Good' or 'Evil,' they merely see something to do. And this means that what would be obviously disturbing to an adult, who knows such things are not normal, are socially 'Taboo,' trying to raise the dead, are just something the child accepts. The grownup will, much like the Therapist, when merely _hearing_ about it, just waive it off as an overactive imagination; when confronted with incontrivertible evidence that something's not right here, they immediately try to clamp down on it, burn that shit with an aerosol flamethrower like a malignant spooder whose existence disturbs them. The child, Adrienne, is prepared to do things that might scare a grownup, like feed this thing her own blood, cut open flesh sacs ('Bulbous Growths') and feed it the aborted fetus things ('Anthropoidal Remnants') within, hang around in the damp mildew-and-must-laden basement of her family home, and purposefully make Grandpa sick to barf up the things she needs in order to progress. Not because she's an evil mad scientist or necromancer, at least she doesn't _behave_ like one; but because, she's a curious and emotionally accepting child. The depression about her parents fighting only adds a further layer of relatability to the scenario (my parents are divorced, for instance; had to listen to many arguments from my room as they were yelling at each other), about _WHY_ she would go to these lengths to bring back Grandpa; because she needs his help to make Mommy and Daddy stop bickering.
2:11:36: I dunno why, but when I heard Tomato suddenly shout that bit while I was drinking my Coke, I spewed it out in a fine mist (like a sneeze) on my laptop screen and began cackling hysterically. I dunno why, I just know that the tone he took with Grandpa made me bust a gut!🤣 Tomato: "NOW WHERE THE HELL'S ALL THAT STUFF YOU BEEN EATING?! I KNOW THERE USED TO BE A SECOND CHAIR IN THERE!!!" Like an angered parent disciplining their kid or a disobedient pet that chewed up the table legs and peed on the carpet! Goddamn! Other funny bits: - - - When Tomato is angrily trying to teach Grandpa the word 'Grandpa,' yelling at him about the last vowel being 'A' not 'O.' SAY THE WORD "GRANDPA" OR YOU DON'T GET ANY CASHEWS! - - -When Tomato hears Grandpa say 'Hello' and is disappointed in him, saying 'He's gotta try that one again.' - - -'DO IT AGAIN! I DON'T WANT ANOTHER SHIT GRANDPA!' - - -We could be dealing with a Jesus Christ Superstar; never mind folks, NOT THE REAL JESUS! NOT THE REAL DEAL!! - - -' _UGGGH_ ! HOW MANY TIMES I GOTTA TELL YA, NOT TO COME INTO THE OFFICE WITHOUT THE BAG?! PUT IT _ON_ YOUR _HEAD_ , KID!!!' - - -'Kiwi; Grandpa might like this... he _better_ , *lest he incur my wrath* ...' - - -'SAY THE 'L' NOW; I KNOW I CAN SEE A TONGUE IN THERE! YOU HAVE ONE, YOU'RE JUST BEING LAZY!' - - -'I'm gonna have to take you to the vet, { _tearfully_ } ya can't keep doin' this whiskers!' - - -
@@PipEnigma If you honestly read all that (or even merely skimmed through it to get the finer points), then I respect and thank you! The compliment adds bonus appreciation points! Most folks are quick to tell me off, saying "Tl; Dr," or "Stop hogging the comment section, you show-off." These are probably the same folks who yelp 'First' when they log onto a video, though who really CARES about that, when their comment will eventually be buried and lost among the others, unless they pressure the creator of the vid to pin the comment. Or the ones who just write some unintelligible phone-text speech, maybe do an emoticon or what have you. If I'm gonna be given an opportunity to speak, I'll damn well use it to actually say something that has substance, to share my feelings or thoughts on a matter, to highlight whatever seemed amusing or interesting to me!
I have to rant about our favorite wild Deutan: Why does he hate electric ovens? I can tolerate a lot of opinions, but this one goes too far! Its like his eyes cant make him see perfection
well for one you can't use them if the power's out. you can't really use a wok or roast marshmallows or fire roast veg or crisp tortillas. pretty much can't really do anything with them that needs fire. i do like that the heat is even and easier/quicker to get used to if you end up having to use a new stove or something. but the dependency on power is sorta a deal breaker, for me at least
bad electric ranges take forever to cook stuff, can't use them without power, and he probably hasn't looked at newer ones. so he probably assumes they're all really inefficient. induction ranges are the best ranges. while their cook tops don't get hot, they still heat up pots put on them faster than either gas or electric ranges. they're safer, more energy efficient, and don't pollute your home's air with noxious fumes and they don't have the chance of a gas leak. however, they still need electric power to run them. i personally hate dealing with gas ovens. the one i have currently really fucks with me and makes me feel really sick when i have to use it.
As someone with experience in electric and gas ovens, I'd kill to replace my shitty electric oven in my house with a gas. They cook better, are less finicky and don't take forever. Too bad gas ovens are expensive as hell.
I ❤ Tomato so much and I'm not ashamed to say it. He's insane and I love it. What he does at 1:05:28 is an example. Quickly has become one of my favorite channels. 🤣🤣 1:06:35
![[Tomato] Spooky : Tales from the gigantic-dumpy realm (spooky)](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/2fgirVeVziM/mqdefault.jpg)
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![[Tomato] Spooky : Teaching this baby to mint nfts on the blockchain (Variety Horror)](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/TfZ9vh5pb3U/mqdefault.jpg)
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Tomato: Wow there's a LOT to read here, I just dont have the time
Also Tomato: **WASTES. EVERYONE'S TIME. WITH SLOTH BIT!**
60 second round rule instated the clock is ticking Mr. Ta-Ma-To
thats a unique looking thumbnail
At long last, a cameo from Tomato Fortnight!
He’s reintegrating himself, slowly into RUclips.
@@bagelmelon maybe BUT its only on his spooky streams
Tomato's rant about stoves *really* explains a lot about him. It makes so much sense now.
when in the video is that?
Me, on Google: "Scientific evidence of spontaneous human combustion"
Google, responding coldly: "Almost certainly NO."
Me, internally screaming: "So that's a NON-ZERO CHANCE of me exploding randomly because you can't disprove something for the same reason you can prove it; nobody's ever witnessed it!?"
Almost certainly no.
_-But never zero_
Remember kids!
you won’t ever explode in flames but you might find your self falling unconscious and dying from a; brain aneurysm (can happen to anyone at anytime), stroke (anyone and anytime), heart failure (no reason why required! Also anyone and anytime).
Tomato, you actually went to no no snakes hotel, no snakes hotel is through the other door. I know, the two are connected so it's pretty confusing but it's still just YOUR fault.
For anyone else who never got into sonic and wants to know the jammin intro
Its 'Prime Time'
Out of all the games, my favorite was the dessert of the Stream: Growing my Grandpa.
Yames's uncanny art style, heightened scientific and philosophic language, weird topics (mostly pertaining to the brain, development of it, biological evolution, memories, insanity, and how people react and interact with that insanity, the weirdness that they're experiencing) and clear mastery of Cronenbergian "Body/ Venereal Horror" sets his work apart from others, giving it a unique identity of its own.
And Tomato's interaction with the story, doing the voices, and acting as I imagine a child trying to resurrect their grandparent would (by treating the 'Thing' wearing Grandpa's face like a Tamagotchi Pet, you know one of them virtual pets ya had to feed, clean up after, play minigames with to keep it from getting depressed and bored and just giving up on life, typical pet stuff) is simultaneously the most hilarious, engaging and possibly disturbing thing I've ever seen.
When Markiplier raised Grandpa, he was more fearful and anxious about it, which, while funny, is at odds with Adrienne's take on the situation; Tomato, however, behaves more in line with how Adrienne is: treating the whole thing as something, if not necessarily 'Normal' then, at the very least, it is something less unusual than it actually is.
To Adrienne, this project of hers doesn't raise any red flags; she merely views it as a means of reuniting with her dead Grandpa, and maybe getting her parents to stop fighting. She doesn't stop to ponder the morality of it, as her moral centers are not as developed as a grownup's would be; instead, she approaches it with that terrifying trait of children... 'Innocence.'
I say terrifying because, when a child does something, they don't see 'Right' or 'Wrong,' 'Good' or 'Evil,' they merely see something to do. And this means that what would be obviously disturbing to an adult, who knows such things are not normal, are socially 'Taboo,' trying to raise the dead, are just something the child accepts.
The grownup will, much like the Therapist, when merely _hearing_ about it, just waive it off as an overactive imagination; when confronted with incontrivertible evidence that something's not right here, they immediately try to clamp down on it, burn that shit with an aerosol flamethrower like a malignant spooder whose existence disturbs them.
The child, Adrienne, is prepared to do things that might scare a grownup, like feed this thing her own blood, cut open flesh sacs ('Bulbous Growths') and feed it the aborted fetus things ('Anthropoidal Remnants') within, hang around in the damp mildew-and-must-laden basement of her family home, and purposefully make Grandpa sick to barf up the things she needs in order to progress. Not because she's an evil mad scientist or necromancer, at least she doesn't _behave_ like one; but because, she's a curious and emotionally accepting child.
The depression about her parents fighting only adds a further layer of relatability to the scenario (my parents are divorced, for instance; had to listen to many arguments from my room as they were yelling at each other), about _WHY_ she would go to these lengths to bring back Grandpa; because she needs his help to make Mommy and Daddy stop bickering.
2:11:36: I dunno why, but when I heard Tomato suddenly shout that bit while I was drinking my Coke, I spewed it out in a fine mist (like a sneeze) on my laptop screen and began cackling hysterically. I dunno why, I just know that the tone he took with Grandpa made me bust a gut!🤣
Tomato: "NOW WHERE THE HELL'S ALL THAT STUFF YOU BEEN EATING?! I KNOW THERE USED TO BE A SECOND CHAIR IN THERE!!!"
Like an angered parent disciplining their kid or a disobedient pet that chewed up the table legs and peed on the carpet!
Goddamn!
Other funny bits:
- - - When Tomato is angrily trying to teach Grandpa the word 'Grandpa,' yelling at him about the last vowel being 'A' not 'O.' SAY THE WORD "GRANDPA" OR YOU DON'T GET ANY CASHEWS!
- - -When Tomato hears Grandpa say 'Hello' and is disappointed in him, saying 'He's gotta try that one again.'
- - -'DO IT AGAIN! I DON'T WANT ANOTHER SHIT GRANDPA!'
- - -We could be dealing with a Jesus Christ Superstar; never mind folks, NOT THE REAL JESUS! NOT THE REAL DEAL!!
- - -' _UGGGH_ ! HOW MANY TIMES I GOTTA TELL YA, NOT TO COME INTO THE OFFICE WITHOUT THE BAG?! PUT IT _ON_ YOUR _HEAD_ , KID!!!'
- - -'Kiwi; Grandpa might like this... he _better_ , *lest he incur my wrath* ...'
- - -'SAY THE 'L' NOW; I KNOW I CAN SEE A TONGUE IN THERE! YOU HAVE ONE, YOU'RE JUST BEING LAZY!'
- - -'I'm gonna have to take you to the vet, { _tearfully_ } ya can't keep doin' this whiskers!'
- - -
Hell yeah man.
@@PipEnigma If you honestly read all that (or even merely skimmed through it to get the finer points), then I respect and thank you! The compliment adds bonus appreciation points!
Most folks are quick to tell me off, saying "Tl; Dr," or "Stop hogging the comment section, you show-off."
These are probably the same folks who yelp 'First' when they log onto a video, though who really CARES about that, when their comment will eventually be buried and lost among the others, unless they pressure the creator of the vid to pin the comment.
Or the ones who just write some unintelligible phone-text speech, maybe do an emoticon or what have you.
If I'm gonna be given an opportunity to speak, I'll damn well use it to actually say something that has substance, to share my feelings or thoughts on a matter, to highlight whatever seemed amusing or interesting to me!
@@nerdiboy5128 Hey man, I'm all about it. Do your thing, people who don't like it can scroll past or skim it.
very cool thumbnail art
Cool thumbnail, made me think I clicked on gnomchomp for a sec, but I stayed and watched the vod.
Tomato 100% has an electric stove
I have to rant about our favorite wild Deutan: Why does he hate electric ovens? I can tolerate a lot of opinions, but this one goes too far! Its like his eyes cant make him see perfection
well for one you can't use them if the power's out. you can't really use a wok or roast marshmallows or fire roast veg or crisp tortillas. pretty much can't really do anything with them that needs fire.
i do like that the heat is even and easier/quicker to get used to if you end up having to use a new stove or something. but the dependency on power is sorta a deal breaker, for me at least
bad electric ranges take forever to cook stuff, can't use them without power, and he probably hasn't looked at newer ones. so he probably assumes they're all really inefficient.
induction ranges are the best ranges. while their cook tops don't get hot, they still heat up pots put on them faster than either gas or electric ranges. they're safer, more energy efficient, and don't pollute your home's air with noxious fumes and they don't have the chance of a gas leak. however, they still need electric power to run them.
i personally hate dealing with gas ovens. the one i have currently really fucks with me and makes me feel really sick when i have to use it.
Some stove/oven discourse in the comments today.
As someone with experience in electric and gas ovens, I'd kill to replace my shitty electric oven in my house with a gas. They cook better, are less finicky and don't take forever. Too bad gas ovens are expensive as hell.
@@BlackMoonHowls nobody cares lol
s tier thumbnail
oh
@@BakedBanana oh!
@@BakedBanana oh!
Spontaneous combustion is a myth, Tamto
Bingo bango, I remember this stream
I ❤ Tomato so much and I'm not ashamed to say it. He's insane and I love it. What he does at 1:05:28 is an example. Quickly has become one of my favorite channels.
🤣🤣 1:06:35
EXTRA POINTS IF YOU HAVE CAT SHIT COFFEE!
In what godforsaken land is it that bright outside at 6 am?
I just went out for biscuits and coffee, though...
So how did Tomato get the bad ending of Growing Grandpa? Was it feeding grandpa meat, or was it the word Symbol that was myseriously completely empty?
he missed an item that enables him to use granpas proboscis. i believe he forgot to make granpa throw up one day but i havent gone back to check
@@Roidgy oh. Glad we at least got to an ending. I love it when Tomato barrels towards the bad ending if hes not gonna finish a game.
I am so desperate for him to play Pathfinder 2e it's not even funny
Where/when is his dnd stream??
World of Io Goblins
@DUSTIN miller its on joefudges channel
oh
oh?
I wish that the description included the intro music, it fucking smacked
Prime Time from sonic
does anyone have the link to the version of studiopolis zone used in the beginning?
Longoria time no see tamto
What's the intro music?
hey whats the new dnd campaign joe doing called
Mistletoe
it's out of order
TERRIFYING THUMBNAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i'm 1
have you guys seen kids bully other kids nowadays? they just talk shit all bark but no bite like smh smh
preground coffee is fucking disgusting. blocked, unsubscribed, reported to the authorities.