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  • Published on Mar 13, 2026

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  • @GDColon
    @GDColon  9 months ago +3195

    btw i'm gonna be at vidcon next week, feel free to track me down and call me short in person

    • @lyrawh
      @lyrawh 9 months ago +54

      Your hardest is a V -1 because you have to climb to reach the floor

    • @lyrawh
      @lyrawh 9 months ago +43

      you're so short you once asked Aoki Lapis to help reach something on a shelf

    • @DeeDeeBlood67
      @DeeDeeBlood67 9 months ago +16

      ok co

    • @DeeDeeBlood67
      @DeeDeeBlood67 9 months ago

      lon

    • @Aplays996
      @Aplays996 9 months ago +8

      I’m probs shorter

  • @RealXnyl
    @RealXnyl 9 months ago +2021

    The amount of people just finding out that you own the RobVault account..
    Also, cool door, totally no reference behind it.

    • @dodecahedronzz
      @dodecahedronzz 9 months ago +86

      I already knew he owned it because I was curious who's Twitter was attached, and cologne popped up, so I just automatically assumed that it was his. I was right.

    • @CydonianSky
      @CydonianSky 9 months ago +124

      That door looks like it takes hundreds of objects!

    • @BrianTheNumberblockBoy
      @BrianTheNumberblockBoy 9 months ago +33

      @CydonianSkyIt only takes 4… right guys?

    • @DrawAseashellz
      @DrawAseashellz 9 months ago +45

      this door looks like it take hundreds of objects… but you can actually make it using just 4 objects.

    • @globurim
      @globurim 9 months ago +2

      He should fix the level songs honestly. Its not working

  • @Greeny109
    @Greeny109 9 months ago +313

    Can't believe Robtop discovered Gravity back in 1666

    • @CristiChiri10
      @CristiChiri10 9 months ago +15

      Robert Newton Topala

    • @DeepSets
      @DeepSets 9 months ago +1

      Hello greeny it's me the bunion pookie 😘

    • @Armarilloo
      @Armarilloo 9 months ago +4

      ⁠@DeepSets hello deepsets its me the hemroid pookie 😘

    • @DeepSets
      @DeepSets 8 months ago

      ​@Armarilloo hello armailloo the hemerroid pookie is me the bunion pookie 😘

    • @TWOO7643
      @TWOO7643 6 months ago

      Tf is happening 😭

  • @DannielisVeryBored
    @DannielisVeryBored 9 months ago +633

    The fact that the time shown in the level at 11:03 actually matches up with the video is top tier lmao.

    • @brokenbrick8212
      @brokenbrick8212 9 months ago +29

      @DannielisVeryBored it also matches at the end lol

    • @DannielisVeryBored
      @DannielisVeryBored 9 months ago +13

      @brokenbrick8212 I made the comment while watching the video so I didn't get to see the one at the end, but yeah it's there too.

    • @cobiepal
      @cobiepal 9 months ago

      Top tier detail

    • @jfamily9214
      @jfamily9214 7 months ago

      i dont see it

    • @DaNotEpikNoob
      @DaNotEpikNoob 4 months ago

      ​@jfamily9214me too

  • @Monstar1567_1
    @Monstar1567_1 2 months ago +222

    thanks large intestine

  • @stellarcherries
    @stellarcherries 9 months ago +1316

    26:31 this door looks like it takes hundreds of objects

    • @rageyyyy
      @rageyyyy 9 months ago +94

      but you can actually make it with 3 objects

    • @hamstreet02
      @hamstreet02 9 months ago +58

      but in actuality it only takes 4

    • @ashleycampbell8380
      @ashleycampbell8380 9 months ago +11

      insane, wtif has become waboo

    • @pakogabi
      @pakogabi 9 months ago +9

      but actually, it takes just 3 objects (*shock*)

    • @gdcuaer4076
      @gdcuaer4076 9 months ago +29

      This tip has to a secret reference to the waboo video, because that door is NOT that special

  • @GD_MiT
    @GD_MiT 9 months ago +300

    26:31 WABOO 83 BUILD HACKS

    • @Izzythemaker127
      @Izzythemaker127 9 months ago +23

      I knew that one was familiar

    • @pakchops6238
      @pakchops6238 9 months ago +8

      was looking for this comment

    • @GD_MiT
      @GD_MiT 9 months ago

      @pakchops6238 TABBY BEE BSS

    • @multiplegamesman
      @multiplegamesman 9 months ago +28

      “It looks like it takes hundreds of objects” waboo was so full of sh bro 😭

    • @tyronium2
      @tyronium2 9 months ago +4

      i was about to comment this lol

  • @josradu
    @josradu 9 months ago +272

    26:32 wtf i thought it used thousands of objects

    • @Rahat_nub
      @Rahat_nub 9 months ago +17

      Man I thought it used 37 billion objects

    • @Frrny_
      @Frrny_ 9 months ago +15

      elite ball knowledge

    • @MathRBX
      @MathRBX 9 months ago +10

      Waboo is that you

    • @Anoranuy
      @Anoranuy 9 months ago +10

      I know right, this door looks like it takes hundreds of objects

    • @YoboiYoshi1
      @YoboiYoshi1 9 months ago

      LOLLL iykyk

  • @MFritz-n1i
    @MFritz-n1i 2 months ago +113

    Fun but useless fact is the first two levels of the lava gauntlet use the same song

    • @edmdeathmachine
      @edmdeathmachine 2 months ago +2

      I never realised that, cool

    • @hypenheimer
      @hypenheimer 2 months ago +1

      Same with levels 3 and 4 of the Spooky Gauntlet

    • @thebuzzgd
      @thebuzzgd 2 months ago +7

      JamAttack and G4lvatron are the only two creators to have both a level and a song of theirs in a gauntlet, however JamAttack actually didn't use the song in his own level in said gauntlet, rather it was in a completely different level

  • @hyperdrivecat
    @hyperdrivecat 9 months ago +393

    5:35 F-777 is from the future telling us about the GD meme that would soon take over.

  • @professionalsugaraddict
    @professionalsugaraddict 9 months ago +260

    14:28 Eat that preview 445

  • @no_iq_gamer
    @no_iq_gamer 9 months ago +146

    The sequel we didn’t ask for but we definitely needed

    • @HACK3R25
      @HACK3R25 9 months ago +3

      I have been waiting for this for so long

    • @tinkej5703
      @tinkej5703 9 months ago +3

      so true

  • @Triptopserly
    @Triptopserly 8 months ago +322

    Fun fact: this video is actually 25 minutes and 40 seconds of useless information, 10 seconds of fake information, 1 minute and 50 seconds of useful information, and a 20 second yap section saying good job for making it through all the other 27 minutes and 40 seconds of yapping

    • @MattxPlayz
      @MattxPlayz 8 months ago +6

      I WAS WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO DO THIS😂

    • @gunsinthehead0897
      @gunsinthehead0897 8 months ago

      Why Do U Guys Use Yap Aint that From the 16th century

    • @moocube1
      @moocube1 8 months ago +3

      whats the fake one?

    • @iamtherealsaint
      @iamtherealsaint 7 months ago

      Its probably the "you have not win" code in the wraith that is fake

    • @Rahat_nub
      @Rahat_nub 7 months ago +7

      ⁠@moocube1 17:00

  • @Saytn2024
    @Saytn2024 9 months ago +704

    6:19 the fact that the octave is not fully completed is inaundibly painful
    funny how its seems no one noticed

    • @dave31pro
      @dave31pro 9 months ago +46

      That darn sixth

    • @simo_viewer_pr9030
      @simo_viewer_pr9030 9 months ago +63

      WHY ARE THERE TWO C’S BUT A IS MISSIN-

    • @palmossi
      @palmossi 9 months ago +2

      Wdym

    • @indigo_neo
      @indigo_neo 9 months ago +22

      ⁠@palmossiBear with me, because this is kinda complicated.
      The piano sound effects together play a C Major scale, which is basically a sequence of notes in a certain pattern that revolve around the first note/the first piano file (which plays the note C.)
      There are 7 pop piano files and 8 notes in a major scale. The files in order play the notes C, D, E, F, G, B, and then C an octave (8 note names) higher than the first C. There is a note missing (A) that is the 6th note of the scale, which is not in the piano files.

    • @palmossi
      @palmossi 9 months ago +3

      @indigo_neoi didn’t understand a lot but if I understand this correctly there’s only 7 sfx but there’s 8 in an octave, what does octave mean?

  • @SumPlusWord
    @SumPlusWord 9 months ago +744

    3:20 The best part about that 7 star level is the fact that it is technically the EASIEST one out of those four. The level has a chance of becoming fully automatic after the intro, meaning you can beat the entire thing in only 3 clicks

  • @ihavenoideadanny
    @ihavenoideadanny 9 months ago +72

    24:10 ok but what did Robtop think of you doing this? xD

  • @alliedmastercomputer12
    @alliedmastercomputer12 2 months ago +24

    the best thing about this video is that every time i finish watching it, i come back 3 days later forgetting every you talked about. infinite money glitch

  • @Afternoonnotnoon46
    @Afternoonnotnoon46 9 months ago +64

    These will be the most useful 28 minutes of my life

    • @ChrisZKidd345
      @ChrisZKidd345 9 months ago +2

      Especially the fact that it's about Geometry dash!
      You know, The game where it goes from jumping over spikes to playing an entire VR?

  • @zhwzhwpwqhz
    @zhwzhwpwqhz 9 months ago +140

    Fun fact that Colon didn't mention: if you complete a path with a level that grants you more stars/moons than the amount needed to complete it, your save file will display your path info as if it was completed with more than 1000 stars/moons. You can check this in GD Colon's Save Explorer. Oh and if you complete it with an official level that grants you more than 10 stars, you can have a path with more than 1010 stars.

    • @Crunchytacos120
      @Crunchytacos120 9 months ago +3

      oh cool

    • @DiegoShow-l5b
      @DiegoShow-l5b 5 months ago +2

      I don’t understand this

    • @zhwzhwpwqhz
      @zhwzhwpwqhz 5 months ago

      ​​@DiegoShow-l5bIf you have 999 stars in an actiy path and you beat a hard 7*, your path information will display it as 1000. However, if you look at your save file (the filee where everything local from your account is saved) it will say you have1006 stars in that path.

  • @borkrz
    @borkrz 9 months ago +80

    14:39 goated robtop

  • @ThatOnePlayer27
    @ThatOnePlayer27 6 months ago +68

    9:50 "8 years ago robtop ate an apple" was the most unexpected thing that you could've said

  • @borderroar
    @borderroar 9 months ago +10093

    cool but did you know geometry dash was inspired by a true story about a man named Joe Metri Desh, who had been imprisoned in an arena forced to jump over spikes for the amusement of the audience in 1847

    • @denyallow_24
      @denyallow_24 9 months ago +320

      You missed "video" after "cool"

    • @SmoothCrisGD
      @SmoothCrisGD 9 months ago +69

      REAL

    • @moutardx
      @moutardx 9 months ago +1160

      Yoo, Thats my lost great-great-Grandfather, He was Slaughtered in his house, making a bath of blood 😔😔

    • @DefenceJack4
      @DefenceJack4 9 months ago +481

      @moutardx Wasn’t his body dumped in the Acheron River? Tragic…

    • @GameabillityDev
      @GameabillityDev 9 months ago +337

      @moutardx this really does make you go through the stages of GRIEF

  • @mickirbs.
    @mickirbs. 9 months ago +66

    colons definition of useless has an entire different meaning than ours 😭

    • @PakaPikolo
      @PakaPikolo 9 months ago +4

      What will you use these for then?

    • @adieuing
      @adieuing 9 months ago +4

      12 day timeline loop aint gonna show up on the exam

    • @Ash-m2m5c
      @Ash-m2m5c 9 months ago

      ​@PakaPikolo cool skin displays

  • @matti8208
    @matti8208 7 months ago +8

    Next video: 28 minutes of useful Geometry dash information

  • @Wubboy
    @Wubboy 9 months ago +86

    i bought gd cologne and now even more girls are afraid of me
    thanks craig :D

    • @powered700
      @powered700 9 months ago +1

      Bloodbath, the Golden or Limbo?

    • @Wubboy
      @Wubboy 9 months ago +1

      @powered700 Golden, makes me look more lobotomised

    • @PcSolZ
      @PcSolZ 6 months ago +1

      @Wubboyomg i hope you recover from grief! i’d be slaughtered in my house if that happened!

    • @Wubboy
      @Wubboy 6 months ago

      ​@PcSolZ hope that house slaughter didn't end in a bloodbath

  • @majszall
    @majszall 9 months ago +60

    15:14 Rob really said "fuck it, I ain't doing that shit"

  • @gatotanka
    @gatotanka 9 months ago +133

    woke up and immediately got to watch this peak

  • @JonathanMurray-m8d
    @JonathanMurray-m8d 4 months ago +9

    I AM STILL CALLING HIM GLUBFUB

  • @DragonJ555
    @DragonJ555 9 months ago +34

    15:03 "F You viprin! You forgot one!"

  • @ImFan43
    @ImFan43 9 months ago +32

    "This is called "Pixel Art"" is now my favorite GD Colon quote
    it sounds like he's explaining pixel art to someone who has never seen it

  • @Vortrox
    @Vortrox 9 months ago +284

    HOLY CRAP THIS IS WHAT WE’VE BEEN WAITING FOR

  • @JimboAKAGaryMcCready
    @JimboAKAGaryMcCready 8 months ago +11

    13:16 Hmm... that coin looks a little... familiar....

  • @lunareclipse730
    @lunareclipse730 9 months ago +50

    5:52 - Optimus Prime saying: Geometry Dash

  • @RoundBert_official
    @RoundBert_official 9 months ago +94

    24:39 this might be a stretch but maybe the 3 icons chilling up there could be a refrence to the hell valley sky trees in shiverburn galaxy from mario galaxy, they have the same distance between them and everything

    • @Hadal118
      @Hadal118 8 months ago +5

      yup

    • @Cool_usernam_e
      @Cool_usernam_e 7 months ago +4

      That’s what I thought too

    • @UnknownGamingRoblox
      @UnknownGamingRoblox 7 months ago +4

      it totally is

    • @galaxynova1025
      @galaxynova1025 6 months ago +2

      They also appear in the shop too

    • @iplaygamespoorly
      @iplaygamespoorly 19 days ago

      @RoundBert_official probably even more of a stretch but the default cube and skull are like the ones in the Cubes Story GD auto level, the third one isn’t in it tho.

  • @PaperGuy_
    @PaperGuy_ 9 months ago +40

    Fun fact: Slaughterhouse has that space after its name because back when the old impossible version of slaughterhouse was deleted from the servers, icedcave just copied an auto version, removed the auto and reuploaded it but accidentally left that space there. After the modern slaughterhouse was verified he updated that copy to be the new version and reuploaded the old one as slaughterhouse ii. This is also why the id of it is so low despite it being a relatively new level

  • @r4gam1ng95
    @r4gam1ng95 4 months ago +8

    I know the title says useless facts about GD but ironically this is one of the most informative GD vids I’ve watched

  • @Chimkinm
    @Chimkinm 9 months ago +21

    11:05 11 minutes and 3 seconds is crazy attention to detail

  • @BogusFromPoland
    @BogusFromPoland 9 months ago +47

    16:43 vortrox when phobos 92%

  • @tbdr
    @tbdr 9 months ago +13

    welcome to part 72 of 846 hours of useless geometry dash information

  • @fididid-bloompy
    @fididid-bloompy Month ago +2

    Fun fact: Blast processing is the last main level (not counting spinoffs, the challenge, and the tower) that stays in 1x speed the whole time

  • @zenif74
    @zenif74 9 months ago +90

    Not really a fun fact, but Geometry Dash uses OpenGL, even though Vulkan is supported for cocos2d and is much faster and less resource intensive, so almost everyone could get a major increase in performance (unless you’re on a really old system). The only reasons I think Rob hasn’t changed the graphics api is because of compatibility issues or it wouldn’t perfect translate over…
    Edit: Robtops version of cocos2dx doesn’t support vulkan unfortunately. The only way vulkan could be supported is if he updated his version of cocos2dx, which probably won’t happen

    • @sh4rpys
      @sh4rpys 9 months ago +16

      Also I believe robtop is using an old version of cocos2dx and I think he has mentioned that he has modified it quite heavily over the years so updating it would probably be quite an annoying process.

    • @shoestork
      @shoestork 9 months ago +5

      At least it ain't directx amirite

    • @zenif74
      @zenif74 9 months ago +3

      @sh4rpysthat’s fair because he’s probably still using the same version from 2013, but I’m not sure when vulkan support was implemented, all I know is that it is now

    • @sh4rpys
      @sh4rpys 9 months ago +4

      @zenif74 I did a quick google search about vulkan with cocos2dx when I read your first comment and at least in like 2019 it was still like pretty primitive. So I'd pretty comfortably say that the version robtop uses does not support it

    • @zenif74
      @zenif74 9 months ago +1

      @sh4rpysoh that sucks it would probably be impossible or just very time consuming to update it too

  • @Vilppuboi
    @Vilppuboi 9 months ago +25

    - i got the rare event message pretty early, didn't read it very properly, then for months i was thinking if i was crazy until i finally got it a second time
    - i wanted to be evil so i sometimes put random parts in the level where you need to double jump, and i just won't tell them. Later someone asked me how to get that one necessary key in one of my levels.
    - i have 116 fire shards.

  • @Space_US
    @Space_US 9 months ago +20

    6:03 actually knew this one, when trying to search for the fingerdash lyrics

  • @Mikoslaw2.0
    @Mikoslaw2.0 Month ago +1

    9:37 Robtop please add this code to the wraith

  • @F-777
    @F-777 9 months ago +127

    Dududududu ❤

    • @nikolyas
      @nikolyas 9 months ago +33

      Hello Fire-in-da-hole777!

    • @F-777
      @F-777 9 months ago +48

      ​@nikolyasahahaha, that USED to be what it stood for when I was 11 making funny animations. 😂 Then Fire-777. But by time I was 14 and started making music it was just F-777 like a cool Jet or Spaceship model number ❤

    • @GDColon
      @GDColon  9 months ago +54

      Can it stand for fortnite

    • @F-777
      @F-777 9 months ago +41

      Sure why not 😂 ​@GDColon

    • @Rubiksmethane
      @Rubiksmethane 9 months ago +15

      Hey Fortnite-777 (as colon says we should call you now) you made poggers soundtrack for run 3

  • @sdacegd
    @sdacegd 9 months ago +345

    10:52 btw, the reason Slaughterhouse has a space after the name is because one time when IcEDCave lost the copy of Slaughterhouse (the old impossible one), he reuploaded it by grabbing an auto copy, removing the auto, and deleting the word “Auto”, but he forgot to delete the space.

    • @galaxybolt1
      @galaxybolt1 9 months ago +1

      Source?

    • @sdacegd
      @sdacegd 9 months ago

      @galaxybolt1IcEDCave said on The Dasher Podcast once, I forgot which episode

    • @s7gd
      @s7gd 9 months ago

      @galaxybolt1fnm04’s slaughterhouse history video

    • @sh4rpys
      @sh4rpys 9 months ago +4

      @galaxybolt1 I remember hearing something like this too. I think it could be in one of the earlier dasher podcast episodes but I can't be bothered to check that out

    • @joudkalla1
      @joudkalla1 9 months ago +4

      i heard about this in like some sort of icedcave slaughterhouse documentary

  • @BinocularsTheThird
    @BinocularsTheThird 9 months ago +26

    12:56 so the fake gd anti piracy screens weren't a lie after all

  • @Pichu158
    @Pichu158 7 months ago +1

    I think success sound exploding glass is in the mobile game stack the states!

  • @ziriksi
    @ziriksi 9 months ago +44

    22:55 i believe its actually a failsafe for accounts that havent been logged into since before custom glow colors were added

    • @ziriksi
      @ziriksi 9 months ago +3

      also this killed me 26:31

  • @KeyholeGod
    @KeyholeGod 9 months ago +30

    2:16 oh. I just thought I hallucinated an entire gauntlet.

    • @GorChakhalyan
      @GorChakhalyan 9 months ago +1

      IKR like I saw this gauntlet wondering “Oh wow this “chaos gauntlet” sounds fun! Let’s try it out and then I proceeded to be bribed by the evil demon of a cube game.

  • @ZippiestZippy
    @ZippiestZippy 9 months ago +128

    0:18 When Lancer

    • @BottleTopped
      @BottleTopped 8 months ago +1

      74 days I gotchu

    • @RoaringKnight-Roaring
      @RoaringKnight-Roaring 8 months ago +1

      Lancer…

    • @spokemaxxer
      @spokemaxxer 8 months ago +1

      @RoaringKnight-RoaringThrow…

    • @kadenosgood6963
      @kadenosgood6963 7 months ago +1

      @RoaringKnight-Roaring WHEN YOURE DUELING WITH THE KNIGHT AND YOU CANT SURVIVE THE FIGHT
      CUZ THE SHOWDOW MANTLES MIGHT FADES TOO RAPIDLYYYY
      IVE AN ENGINE THAT STILL RUNS IM GONNA GET YA DONE (since youre the knight)
      WITH THE FORCE TO CRUSH YOUR RISING STARRRR
      DONT FORGET, ILL HIT YOU WITH MY CAR

    • @RoaringKnight-Roaring
      @RoaringKnight-Roaring 7 months ago +2

      @kadenosgood6963 i hate asgore

  • @kgbdfugg
    @kgbdfugg 7 months ago

    playing the challenge and then exiting it plays the menu music instead of the vault music

  • @DLAppleGamez
    @DLAppleGamez 9 months ago +35

    26:30 this has got to be one of the best references I’ve ever seen in one of your videos

    • @Lemonpie.
      @Lemonpie. 9 months ago

      @DLAppleGamez what is it referencing?

    • @DLAppleGamez
      @DLAppleGamez 9 months ago +5

      @Lemonpie.waboo’s 83 creating “tips” video, where he showed that door and was like “this looks like it takes hundreds of objects”

  • @notmilku
    @notmilku 9 months ago +74

    11:01 WONDERHOII REFRENCE

  • @astrogravy123
    @astrogravy123 9 months ago +11

    23:01 bro this happens literally every time i play for more than an hour lol

  • @Ultimate_tech_helper
    @Ultimate_tech_helper 3 months ago +10

    One more useless fact: cycles changes depending on your player color

    • @resamhaya
      @resamhaya 2 months ago +1

      @Ultimate_tech_helper pretty sure most robtop levels do that cuz ik clutterfunk also does

    • @snakeanimations9025
      @snakeanimations9025 2 months ago +1

      @Ultimate_tech_helper how does it change

  • @JMVRemixer
    @JMVRemixer 9 months ago +25

    what about the level "sex2" that used to be star rated but was deleted off the servers because of the word sex being blacklisted years after

    • @topaztheguy
      @topaztheguy 9 months ago +2

      Wait, sex2 was star rated?? I knew of its existence but I didn’t know it was ever rated

    • @JMVRemixer
      @JMVRemixer 9 months ago +2

      @topaztheguy it was, someone in 2017 uploaded a video of the level and gained stars from it. the level also appears having a star rating in restoration union's 1.0 save file video

  • @Kingkaijoe
    @Kingkaijoe 9 months ago +82

    18:55 What did he say?

  • @ralphzepmc
    @ralphzepmc 9 months ago +109

    19:12
    Column 1:
    From Top
    From Left
    Scale Up
    From All Left
    From Respective Height (R could mean something else)
    From All
    Column 2:
    From Bottom
    From Right
    Scale Down
    From All Right
    From Respective Height Inverted
    Have a nice day :)

    • @Tethrarxitet
      @Tethrarxitet 9 months ago +3

      NERRRRRRDDD
      by the way this is only a joke 🥀

    • @ralphzepmc
      @ralphzepmc 9 months ago +6

      ​@Tethrarxitet This is just my guess, I could be wrong about every one of them but at least it makes sense to me

    • @atxm1c
      @atxm1c 9 months ago +1

      From All could be From Area

    • @powered700
      @powered700 9 months ago

      ​​@Tethrarxitet sybau
      Edit: he said it was a joke so no harm i suppose iykyk

    • @silntlightning.gdasher
      @silntlightning.gdasher 9 months ago +1

      And EDIT_EE means Edit Enter/Exit (Effect)

  • @2domates2_GD
    @2domates2_GD Month ago +1

    10:54 its ironic where the invisible clupsteps spaces are visible

  • @sdslayer100
    @sdslayer100 9 months ago +380

    17:01 also worth noting that if you manually edit in a camera offset trigger and enter while the robot is very far to the right of the screen you can access world 36 and 5 here instead

  • @boy1015
    @boy1015 9 months ago +13

    26:33 what in the waboo is going on here 😂😂😂

  • @randomJevilFanNumber112
    @randomJevilFanNumber112 9 months ago +8

    Ah yes, more knowledge to add to me library of alexandria of random video game technical facts that i will never use in my life.

  • @zYuko1
    @zYuko1 8 months ago +1

    23:03 this bug actually happens a lot on mobile when u open the app without wifi

  • @kranielei0582
    @kranielei0582 9 months ago +4

    _"8 years ago, RobTop ate an apple."_
    - Colon, 2025

  • @DissolvedHelium
    @DissolvedHelium 9 months ago +39

    list of references i could spot bcus i have too much free time on my hands :3
    0:03 colon mentions he has played this game for over a decade, while the footage uses the same creeper icon he used to use a decade ago
    0:08 "gullible," that one vault code that gives u a singular mana orb
    3:06 the player's name is set to "cologne" which is a reference to the phrase "i love gd cologne" in a previous gd colon video about making terrible yt shorts, i'm sure almost everyone knows this lol
    7:41 text that appears on the left uses the same font celeste uses
    9:31 "you have not win" is a reference to the level generation retro, which gd cologne has made a video explaining why it's the worst gd level
    11:00 "wonderhoy" is a silly lil catchphrase related to project sekai
    11:04 not only can u see the level's title is "useless gd information" referring to this vid, the current time spent on the level is also almost precise to the current timestamp the break happens
    11:12 pop up appears at the dash spider part
    12:02 the structures shown here are the same structures in robtop's showcase of the 2.2 auto build system
    18:24 "i love gd cologne" is referenced again, also again, i'm sure almost everyone knows this
    19:23 "you have not win" is referenced again
    21:34 0.1+0.2 is a very common example of a floating point error
    25:33 gd colon talked about this object before in a yt short
    26:24 dash spider is here again
    27:42 the amount of seconds marked above the block is around the same amount of seconds that have passed in the video at this point
    27:49 the comment is a reference to some meme
    speaking of 27:49 sure some of these facts are pretty useless but they're still fun to listen to while going "wow i didn't know that, pretty interesting"
    p.s. this doesn't apply to just this video but i always love the visuals paired with what's being said in the video, smth that always makes ur videos so enjoyable are these neat references i can point and silently laugh at and i hope to see more of them!

    • @CasualChicken77
      @CasualChicken77 9 months ago +1

      @DissolvedHelium jump per day etoh guy in the wild

    • @qeqj
      @qeqj 9 months ago +1

      17:01 is a reference to super mario bros where in world 1-2 you can go to the top of the level and at the end theres a warp section like that

  • @Luan-u8v9b
    @Luan-u8v9b 9 months ago +20

    23:50 i love some divorse portal action

  • @Kronos6174
    @Kronos6174 7 months ago +2

    Can't wait for "38 Minutes of Useless Geometry Dash Information"!

  • @dash24blox
    @dash24blox 9 months ago +17

    16:10 like it was planned this entire time..

    • @TWOO7643
      @TWOO7643 6 months ago +1

      That’s what i thought

  • @kryptgmd
    @kryptgmd 9 months ago +12

    8:15 I’m sure someone else said this but if you get shards in GD World, then merge this save with your normal GD one, the shard counts are added together for some reason. I also have over 100 Tier 1 shards because of this bug.

  • @Wellie_man
    @Wellie_man 9 months ago +41

    24:10 Wait, YOU run the account??
    I always thought it was some random dude

  • @SecretRazorz
    @SecretRazorz 8 months ago

    16:43 I remember this first one from the cellar where that one robot guy yaps to you

  • @peri3333
    @peri3333 9 months ago +33

    8:17 i knew gdcolon had the next ShadowCrystal

  • @Ethanol003
    @Ethanol003 9 months ago +23

    14:16 I have a theory that robrop originally named the orb a “ring” initially because he was hit in the head with a frying pan by the orange boomling which let to him hallucinate about getting married and to honor his imaginary wife he named the orb a ring. Many years later after this tragic event robtop then went on to realize what had happened and banished the orange boomling and change the name from “ring” to “orb” and created the divorce portal to show that the orange boomling is not welcome in geometry dash. The reason why the text in polargeist never changed ring to orb is because polargeist sound like the word “poltergeist” which means a loud ghost and that loud ghost is the orange boomling constantly screaming at robtop causing him to delay updates. The text in polargeist was never changed to orb because the orange boomling is taking revenge by reminding robtop about the fake imaginary wife and robtop fought back by by adding the red, yellow, pink, green and blue orb to the game but never allowing the orange one in geometry dash. This is the story of why many people[only me] consider polargeist as one of robtop’s most scariest level.
    Ps: I have no idea what I’m doing with my life

    • @pedro64
      @pedro64 9 months ago +2

      dude when the orange orb gets added to gd in update 2.5 on July 25th 2029 i'll come back here bro

    • @tfrstudio1443
      @tfrstudio1443 9 months ago

      That's red not orange

  • @Virtual_Garbage
    @Virtual_Garbage 9 months ago +13

    14:00 yes... i know....... when i loaded my save data from the cloud to gd on my laptop (after finally buying and getting gd on steam, previously i only had the app version) i had to stay on the menu as i heard the achievement sound get higher and higher, paired with the steam achievement unlocked sfx, all of this for 5 whole minutes

  • @Meowybot
    @Meowybot 8 months ago +6

    The best 28 minutes of my life

  • @ZippyGiggleFanny
    @ZippyGiggleFanny 9 months ago +6

    This was the video that introduced me to this channel, can't believe that was 3 years ago

  • @logajit6896
    @logajit6896 9 months ago +27

    5:05 NO NOT THAT SONG ANYTHING BUT THAT SONG

    • @RealZerenaFan
      @RealZerenaFan 9 months ago +9

      Geometry Dash Noot Noot World’s Smallest Violin (IT GETS HARDER)

    • @facuzamorano7839
      @facuzamorano7839 8 months ago +4

      I tought he would say that it's the song that has the most views in RUclips geometry dash shorts

  • @W3Rn1ckz
    @W3Rn1ckz 9 months ago +6

    20:15 i am unusually fond of cubecopter

  • @GamerGabriel001
    @GamerGabriel001 7 hours ago +1

    12:38 Cologne hahaha 😂

  • @Aerma
    @Aerma 9 months ago +871

    I appreciate that you took the time to create all the subtitles. Not because I need them, but because I had my Pomni plush sitting on my lap while watching the video, and I wanted to make sure she knew what was going on :)

  • @JUSZAGAMES
    @JUSZAGAMES 9 months ago +239

    16:55 OMG I FOUND A FACT BEFORE GD COLON, I MENTIONED IT IN MY VIDEO "40 FUN FACTS ABOUT THE TOWER"

    • @GDColon
      @GDColon  9 months ago +110

      haha nice, i found this one when working on my april fools vid

    • @VideoGameEnjoyer777
      @VideoGameEnjoyer777 9 months ago +4

      ​@GDColonHI colon! I love GD Cologne

    • @VichoXD14
      @VichoXD14 9 months ago +4

      ​@GDColon es el colonias

  • @yo-xd1716
    @yo-xd1716 9 months ago +10

    11:00 EMU OTORI? IN MY GD VIDEO

  • @XenonSyncXD
    @XenonSyncXD 4 months ago +5

    Nice, now do 38 minutes

  • @OmegaFalcon
    @OmegaFalcon 9 months ago +4

    "Useless"
    proceeds to be useful

  • @Capybaraa314
    @Capybaraa314 9 months ago +11

    24:09 but but this is extremely useful and i didn't know about robsvault so now I can copy maingame 👍

  • @Fridgeson_
    @Fridgeson_ 9 months ago +9

    12:07 Kitto, todoku hazu 🗣️‼️🔥

  • @ExoticHydra_X
    @ExoticHydra_X 24 days ago +1

    0:48 idk why but it’s possible for me to hold there

  • @BlakeSpring-i1k
    @BlakeSpring-i1k 9 months ago +7

    11:57 “Swag rout LES GOOOOOO”
    Sikky

  • @widhskxnkan1349pl
    @widhskxnkan1349pl 9 months ago +13

    22:19 I would, in fact, love to hear what think :)

  • @GDKIRA_opOfficial
    @GDKIRA_opOfficial 9 months ago +7

    I remember the old one and I loved it and the new one came out

  • @GeometryDashPredictions
    @GeometryDashPredictions 16 days ago +1

    Cool But Did You Know That Chests In The Tressure Room When Clicked The Same Chest The Reward Randomizes!

  • @LeviCPC
    @LeviCPC 9 months ago +38

    19:23 YOU... DIED!

  • @Xalamander2794
    @Xalamander2794 9 months ago +18

    7:33 RetroAdvance64 is seriously goated

    • @Givebill
      @Givebill Month ago +1

      “Hamilton wrote the other 51”

  • @ObsidianCyclone
    @ObsidianCyclone 9 months ago +81

    6:00 “GUUAAU GUGU GAU GU GWA GUAAAAU” 🗣️🔥🔥🔥

    • @Lylcaruis
      @Lylcaruis 9 months ago

      @ObsidianCyclone what's the context💀

  • @blackwulf1830
    @blackwulf1830 8 months ago +2

    26:31 GET OUT OF MY HEAD, GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!

  • @Germanp778
    @Germanp778 9 months ago +25

    11:01 HALLO! IM EMU OTORI!! EMU IS MEANING SMILEEEE!! :D

    • @GDColon
      @GDColon  9 months ago +14

      no pretty sure youre kanade

    • @Germanp778
      @Germanp778 9 months ago +3

      ​@GDColon Then if I'm Kanade... who are YOU?

    • @BackSlash26
      @BackSlash26 9 months ago +2

      ​@Germanp778 emu's long lost brother? maybe rui?

    • @Germanp778
      @Germanp778 9 months ago +3

      ​@BackSlash26Possibly, or maybe he's secretly Mizuki

    • @GDColon
      @GDColon  9 months ago +9

      tsukasa

  • @Saiyan_Shinobu
    @Saiyan_Shinobu 9 months ago +11

    24:56 Fun fact: One of Cyrillic's levels, "Ultra Challenge Wave", uses the solid Start Pos hitbox. A lot.
    Also Dash Full is far better

  • @lillybrownewell7679
    @lillybrownewell7679 9 months ago +5

    Jotting down notes 📃🖋

  • @RMG029
    @RMG029 8 months ago +1

    17:01 bro got me excited with that warp zone Mario reference