the fact that this started as Joel joking around & Sausage just "yes and" they improvised so hard it became lore. and now there's a sick animation on Sausage's channel of him using his powers. also the silence & eye contact Joel made with the horn joke makes me yell every time XD
Sausage's edited cut outs in between his reactions, makes me wonder.. how can he recover those hilarious innuendos they put in each signs. Lol Also, love how Joel zooms on his face, everytime he reads his own messages. The silence makes it more hilarious.
As someone who named themself after this character I am very happy. And yes, I named my self after the child of Joel and Sausage instead of the actual Greek god.
@@GlitchyGem I did in fact make my chosen name after the character Hermes instead of the actual god- in conclusion I am mentally ill. (My whole chosen name is Hermes Artemis Apollo --)
Watching this while simultaneously knowing the greek myths just sends me cause technically speaking Joel is a parallel to Zeus and he just gave Sausage a child-
I remember watching some of Sausage’s streams and getting so anxious whenever Hermes was mentioned in the chat, because apparently Sausage Supreme was always watching and he couldn’t find out about him
I thought of a fancanon, Sausage and Joel use a piece of fabric to hold hermes while they fly (as if he was in their inventory). Not sure if it already exists
how is Bubbles not dead? She ate chocolate cookies. Also, the funniest moments were when Sausage and Joel had to strip Hermes of his clothes just to grab the items in his hand. XD
Wow making this must have been a lot of work 😅 thank you tho I love Hermes so much 🥰 if you aren't exhausted by making this vid could you do one with Eddie and Maria? Love those too 🐰
It's PG because it goes over kids' heads if it isn't too obvious. As a kid I thought Farquaad was compensating for his height in Shrek, the joke about dicks didn't occur to me.
I love how both joel and sausage struggle to grab things from hermes' hand
joel tries to grab the item, takes the clothes, then puts it back immediately after
*...and sausage completely derobes him 💀*
@@overripeschnitzel pff- /lh
You know how small children have the grip strength of a god (pun intended)
As someone who has been working with Armor stands a lot lately I can sympathize it is a pain to take stuff from them.
AND LIZZE!
lizzie with hermes:ok. we HAVE to be gentle *moves hermes BIT BY BIT*
joel and sausage: *Breaks the child*
The fact that Lizzie was the only one to ACTUALLY move Hermes bit by bit😂
Lizzie: ok we gotta be gentle-
Sausage & Joel: *break the child.*
God I wish I could save this comment in my memory forever now 😂😂
@@macy2762 I responded to this so you could come back and see this comment again
The best fact is that there's enough Hermes clips that it's the length of a full video
i thought it was sausage who started the dirty jokes but who knew it would be joel 💀💀💀
Every single message from Joel was dirty 👿 😂
@@Hermitcraft_Xreal 😂😂
Where
SO IM NOT IMAGINING IT
It's funny lol😂
the innuendos just keep getting worse and worse, poor hermes
Every time Joel writes a questionable sign, he reads it out loud and the silence of him staring into our soul is even louder 😂
I feel bad for Hermes, he had to grow up with two non_PG parents
I mean he has the best babysitter though
@@familyfungaming6925aunty Lizzie?
@@mohaksharma4550 yes
Atleast I think that's what me from 9 months ago was saying
I kinda forgot
@@StuckMoneyLMAO Aunty is correct too
@@StuckMoneyLMAO Then don't be that person. Some people spell it Aunty.
"please use protection" 💀joel is implying that sausage was the dom top
OMG YEAH XD
You couldn't torture this statement out of me, holy shit
oh god I didn't realise what that meant until now O_O
just like scott-
I wouldn't put my "protection" on display but whatever floats your boat sausage
the intentional -s u s- signs to the dads whilst trying to make it kid friendly is killing me
It’s the ‘ Please use protection’ that killed me😭
he left something hard
we can blow eachothers horns..😭
“He loves your wood so much…”
“Whenever you think of hard wood, think of daddy sausage”…
Lizzy pulling him along on a fishing line… does that mean Hermes is a leash child?
Only when the anthropomorphic cat is babysitting
I love how genuinely happy they are to find Hermes, receive the little gifts and read the……questionable signs :)))
I love how Joel reads the innuendos like there's nothing wrong and Sausage is confused or weirded out (in a good way)
It feels the other way around tbh
(Ik it's a year late but) He is not confused or weirded out XD He's breaking character, haha
Joel really embraced being a (Greek) god.
I love how Hermès was just a messaging sistem at the beginning instead of an actual child😅
I never realised that there is 27 minutes content of just Hermes in Empires till now.
27 minutes and 40 seconds
The dirty jokes, I just can't 🤣🤣Thank you for putting this together
thay are so good
If Joel was the one to first reveal Hermes to Sausage, that means he was the pregnant one. Let that sink in....
He did tell Sausage to use protection
OH GREAT HEAVENS😂
and they can blow each others horns 🤨🤨
“Let’s blow god daddy’s horns”
So that's why he said "please use protection" to sausage ☺️
13:42 *gasps* "oh my gosh, sausage" All of that hard wood has made him say that. I'm dead. 😭
I can’t with the silence Joel has after he reads the dirty jokes
I love how happy they both get when the see Hermes
Lizzie destroying Scott's crops is the best😭
**Angry Scottish Noises**
the adult jokes are supreme 💀💀
I think hermes had more fun with lizzie than either of his dads
the fact that this started as Joel joking around & Sausage just "yes and" they improvised so hard it became lore. and now there's a sick animation on Sausage's channel of him using his powers.
also the silence & eye contact Joel made with the horn joke makes me yell every time XD
Just realizing now that Sausage gave Joel “head”. They certainly have a way of parenting
Love how Joel got more and more attached
I loved seing joels base grow from sauseges perspective.
I love how Hermes just goes back and forth between Joel and sausages empire
Lesson learned....don't drink sodapop when watching Empires/Hermitcraft/Life Series......pop out of the nose is NOT fun
I love how they nervously laugh after reading the questionable signs
Y’know, I always thought sausage was going in hard (😉) with the innuendos, but joel is a MENACE
Lizzie is definitely a better babysitter than Joel is.
I found this literally the same day I thought: "what actually happened to Hermes?"
Like, does anyone actually know what happened to Hermes?
...what _did_ happen to Hermes?
Sausage just made a community post about his next episode with a pic of him and hermes, so maybe we’ll see hermes again soon?
@@simsley5501 we certainly did see hermes
Most intense episode of empires ever.
Sausage's edited cut outs in between his reactions, makes me wonder.. how can he recover those hilarious innuendos they put in each signs. Lol
Also, love how Joel zooms on his face, everytime he reads his own messages. The silence makes it more hilarious.
I love how the messages just go dirtier and dirtier 😭
The inappropriate jokes are comedy gold ☠️
I love how they interact and I love those jokes 😂😂
'Angry scottish noises' I love it
As someone who named themself after this character I am very happy. And yes, I named my self after the child of Joel and Sausage instead of the actual Greek god.
honestly slay
YOU NAMED YOURSELF HERMES? Please say you did.
@@GlitchyGem I did in fact make my chosen name after the character Hermes instead of the actual god- in conclusion I am mentally ill. (My whole chosen name is Hermes Artemis Apollo --)
@@AutumnSenpai No, no, it's valid
Go(o)d name!
This is why naming yourself is superior.
Does anyone else think that this little guy will go around the server and visit every one at some point?
That’ll be so cute😭
true
I love how this is kinda sus... and they know it but try to keep it family friendly
Watching this while simultaneously knowing the greek myths just sends me cause technically speaking Joel is a parallel to Zeus and he just gave Sausage a child-
Joel was GOING FOR IT holy shit LMAO
I remember watching some of Sausage’s streams and getting so anxious whenever Hermes was mentioned in the chat, because apparently Sausage Supreme was always watching and he couldn’t find out about him
Just found my new favorite video
This video is so funny 😭 Joel’s jokes and sausage’s excitement
the fact that Sausage fed Bubbles chocolate chip cookies which kills dogs 💀 and Sausage committed Animal Cruelty in front of this child
I mean, Bubbles is alsp an interdimensional entity, so I guess she can digest chocolate for supernatural reasons…?
@@AquaEclipse324 idk man... jus saying chocolate aint good for bubbles
I thought of a fancanon, Sausage and Joel use a piece of fabric to hold hermes while they fly (as if he was in their inventory). Not sure if it already exists
Isn't Auntie Lizzie also Hermes step-mum? I should not have thoke this thought.
how is Bubbles not dead? She ate chocolate cookies. Also, the funniest moments were when Sausage and Joel had to strip Hermes of his clothes just to grab the items in his hand. XD
The dirty joke are going crazy 😂😂😂😂
My favorite part is how they accidentally undress Hermes each time and just keep apologizing
the amount of dirty jokes they both do is actually hillarious
Wow making this must have been a lot of work 😅 thank you tho I love Hermes so much 🥰 if you aren't exhausted by making this vid could you do one with Eddie and Maria? Love those too 🐰
HAHA I LOVE HOW THEY NEW WHAT THEY WERE DOING. The jokes are making me die rn
12:16 SAUSAGE NO THEY'RE *CHOCOLATE* CHIP-
i love how the horn was feel 💀
He’s the best character, Hermes supremacy
It keeps getting more and more inappropriate boy still somehow appropriate-
“Thunder Daddy” lol
The fact they both call each other daddy is so funny 😂
I like how they communicate through signs😂
THE FIRST INNUENDO TOOK ME OUT, I LITERALLY HAD TO PAUSE THE VIDEO, AND SCROLL THROUGH THE COMMENTS.
Nothing, but Hermes with his fathers
and his aunty lizzie that is totally very resposible ;)
@@Lesbofroggy yup
I forgot how much I adore Hermes! I need to get back into watching Joel and Sausage's POVs
Hermes: the greek god of mail delivery xD
IM CACKLING AT THISBLMFAO
someone walks in to sausage talking to himslef
I love the jokes and their reactions to it
ANGRY SCOTTISH NOISES. XD
2:25 idk why but this bit caught me off guard😭😭
this whole video is just dirty jokes.
I love the jokes they made..😂😢
The amount of times I got dirty minded in this video killed me😂
I got to 18:57 before I had to pause 😂😂
I can't with these, I haven't seen these perspectives yet and I'm dead 😂😂
I just realised that sausage fed bubbles chocolate chips
The jokes get worse and worse XD
New name: Empires out of Context
HOW ARE THEY PG RUclipsRS!?!?!?😭😭
It's PG because it goes over kids' heads if it isn't too obvious. As a kid I thought Farquaad was compensating for his height in Shrek, the joke about dicks didn't occur to me.
Everything they wrote is so dirty💀💀💀
Well I was wondering who Hermes was-
The more this video goes on, I just keep just,, switching languages of: “AAAAAAA” at the odd signs…
I need a fanfic about Sausage, Joel and Hemes going out for a fun family day
anyone else noticing the "dirty jokes" that keep apearing {also im not fluent in english}
Oh absolutely
I’m certain they were intentional (I’m in English person)
This is just too cute and wholesome :)
thunder daddy's thunder thighs
Criminal that we never got to find out the name of the axolotl
Frr
Oh god the innuendos 😂
So like Sausage tops right? So Joel’s a power bottom?
I wonder who gave Hermes his purple clothes
I CANT I’M DYING OF LAUGHRWR HSLLP
I love these bits with Hermes. I loved how long the bit went.
This is great!! This was one of the best things about empires season 2. Thank you for leaving the context around each moment, too!
So cute but so dirty
PLEASE USE PROTECTION😭😭😭
17:32 thunder cheeks
GOD DADDY!?
Omg the dirty jokes 😭
I love this so much 😭❤️
17:35 😭💀
Ohhh you deserve subscribe for putting that together ❤ .
I still want a part two
“Joel gave us a child!”
😳
“Please use protection”
✋😭