Let's just state facts here, believe what you want to about shipping characters like Ei and Yae but know this will never be cannon nor, reality for there are a few ways to anger the CCP and gay relationships are one of those ways.
Who knew the coat closet saga would end up being Xiao’s and Wanderer’s meet-cute? Wanderer: “Insolent!” Xiao: “Worthless!” Them: *bonds over shared trauma*
Me too! Xiao would just deny he saw anything when anyone asked why he seemed so shook up, and just be like “everything’s fine. There’s nothing you need to worry about”
Is that or watch Venti drink himself to the ER for the 80th time in the row or listen to Zhongli's 50hr wedding speech So sorry Xiao I will make you almond tofu to cheer you up 😂
Itto: "NO, BEANS!!! MY ONLY WEAKNESS AS AN ONI!!! TOO....MUCH....BEANS....IN....SALAD...." (collapses after eating the bean salad) Sara: (plotting) "And next time he's having breakfast, I'm going to give him a breakfast burrito with lots of beans!"
Tighnari and Cyno actually went to the said closet like opened the door and they saw Miko and Ei making out and wanderer and Xiao just staring at them with huge eyebags and face expression saying: 'go away while you can' and they just closed the closet awkwardly and let them be
diluc is definitely the bartender who unintentionally flirts with the customers and there is just a long queue of people who want their drinks to be made specifically by him
I love this lolz, everyone making his job harder!! And diona would hate him even more for bringing customers to the bar!!🤣 OR she finds out he loves fruit juice and he earns some of her respect!?!?!
I couldn't draw if my life depended on it, but I'm definitely up for writing this! Ideas were already going through my head before she said the magic words of "Someone needs to make this into fan-fiction." Picking on Xiao is one of my favourite hobbies. xD
Madame Ping heard that Zhongli and Hu Tao would be officiating the wedding and foresaw disaster. "Yanfei dear, could you keep an eye on them for me please?"
Jean catching the bouquet is funny but it would’ve been funnier if it were Scaramouche Imagine like, he had no intention or interest in catching the bouquet but it just.. landed on his hat while he casually sat at his table chatting with Nahida. Everyone just stares wide eyed at him, as he didn’t realize it landed on his hat, and someone just points at the top of his hat and Scara reaches his hand on top to see what’s up there, only to grab the bouquet. He stares at it and it takes him a solid couple seconds to process and remember what catching the bouquet meant and as soon as he remembers, his face turns bright red with embarrassment and he throws the bouquet back into the crowd in horror of what just happened. He quickly storms off to hide somewhere, finding the coat closet- only to encounter his former mothers making out. All in all, he slowly walks back to his table after being traumatized twice, looking like he’d seen a ghost and Nahida does her best to comfort him while he downs an entire bottle of dandelion wine, hoping to forget what he’d seen but his attempts are futile since he’s not human and cant get drunk Idk man his reaction to the bouquet being on his hat would be funny
I love this, but I also think that he would not understand why that was that big of a deal and he was stared at (cause he would not know the myth) so Nahida had to explain it to him and then all of that happened
I see that Tighnari and Cyno didn't make out in the closet. I guess Tighnari is still mad at Cyno for holding hands with Beidou in the 6th Genshin Impact Hunger Games. The sad part about it was Ningguang wasn't there to witness this entanglement
@@doodlesbyalex8765 It's only a matter of time before Ningguang finds out. I've a feeling that Yae Miko will make a whole light story novel about this.
Xingqui: "It seems I left something in my coat. Dearest Chongyun, please accompany me back to the coat check." Shenhe pops up and gives Xingqui a death glare. "Actually, it's not important. Let's go back to the buffet."
Alhaitham did get arrested.....but he PLANNED IT. This guys five parrarell universes ahead of everyone else with his galaxy sized brain. Gotta put some respect on scholar daddy, Koom.
Bro didn't want to be at the wedding cause it was too loud and considered rude to wear his noise canceling headphones so he got arrested so that he could go to a quieter place 100%
KAEYA PART IS EXACTLY WHAY I WAS THINKING ABOUT LMAOO Like He opens the closet Yae and Ei notice him and awkwardly stop Xiao and Wanderer are relieved Kaeya smirks and asks to join them. They no longer want to make out and they leave. Kaeya is kinda hurt but also doesn't really care Xiao and Wanderer are glad their suffering us over lmao
I thought about that while watching the video that Ayaka and Ayato would be wedding planners because they're from the Yashiro Commission But it could be a scenario where Ningguang invited Ayaka and Ayato as special diplomatic guests as a way to improve Liyue-Inazuma country relations. Ningguang's wedding is a significant political event.
And then she gets sent to juvie. My head canon: If Klee is a Pokemon trainer, she will have cute but destructive Pokemon in her team as well as two Voltorb (Kanto and Hisui).
Given Bennett's luck, he went from having a good time at the wedding to in the ER by the end of the night. Maybe he pushed Eula by accident, who pushed him back and made him fall and break something. Eula feels super bad about it, but gets kicked out of the party (or arrested?).
My head canon for Bennett's extremely bad luck: Skateboarding: Falls flat on the park on his face. Going to a zoo: Gets attacked by an animal when watching an animal show or visiting an educator (he got bitten by a macaw, a big lizard, a snake, or a spider). Or he somehow ends up in the lion/tiger/hyena/crocodile exhibit and nearly gets eaten. Going to a museum: Gets kicked out for accidentally breaking an exhibit. Fishing: Falls into the river, lake, or sea. As a Pokemon trainer: His team will have weak Pokemon: A Magikarp, a Burmy, a Feebas, and a Luvdisc. As a kids' show entertainer: Makes the kids cry. In a zombie/dinosaur/giant insect apocalypse: Gets eaten first. Doing a test: Got an F. Doing an essay, research paper, or thesis: Gets accused of plagiarism. As an artist in DeviantArt or Pixiv: Banned, or quits due to people accusing him of plagiarism, making too many NSFW art, or using A.I. (and bullying him as a result). As a fast food worker other than McDonald's: Burned the food or gets accused of pulling a "Burger King foot lettuce". As a cop or security guard: Bad guys got away or beat him up. Camping: Accidentally set the forest on fire ("I was just roasting marshmallows!!!").
Cyno and Tighnari were gonna make out in the closet but they saw the other electro + fox couple go in and had to cancel. Collei is blissfully unaware of her dad's nonsense
Another category for Rosaria would be "standing outside and smoking a cig" literally perfect for her XD Although I dunno if someone else would be in that one since Ningguang is the only other smoker I think
Venti getting drunk and then Zhongli saying to him “you idiot bard, you embarrass me!” Headcannon that Venti begged Zhongli to let him go to the wedding since Zhongli got a plus 1 invite.
Noelle would single handedly plan the whole wedding, arrange it, set it up, be the bridesmaid, be the ring bearer, be the flower girl, and be the priest person
Yelan would definitely be the main wedding planner or even the bridesmaid. Yelan knew Ningguang and worked for her even before Ningguang basically became Liyue's Queen. I don't know why Yelan would work for someone who couldn't possibly pay her at the time Ningguang was poverty stricken, unless of course they were just good friends in general.
Both are very independent, I am the friend of someone, we used to be enemies we both are independent and we weren't opposites we were both quiet, and ignored most things, I am just more observant and am more aware of things,I find myself more like scaramouche I do have stories where people were 2 faced, I have lack of trust, and not social as I avoid interference with other people so they don't know my weaknesses or my strengths, Xiao is also similar he literally barely shows up, which I also do so yes this us true also Xiao doesn't know about Scaramouche so I think so too.
@@Areullekino I relate, maybe a little too much... the main difference with me is that when I avoid socializing, it's either because I find it too taxing to talk to certain people, don't want to bother them, or I'm worried about saying the wrong thing. I don't necessarily have trust issues, but I did have HIGH separation anxiety as a kid. luckily, it's died down over the years but I do still feel a little scared and lonely without the people I trust. I'm not sure where it stems from, but there was this nightmare I had when I little that might explain part of my anxiety. I'll only go into detail if anyone wants to know but otherwise, I'm going to keep it to myself.
I genuinely would write a fic about this like: Chapter 1: The ceremony Chapter 2: The dance floor Chapter 3: The closet Chapter 4: End of the night But I write original stories. I leave the fanfics others
Fun fact, in Chinese weddings, it's tradition for the couple to greet each guest table and take a shot. The bridal party is in charge of making sure they get to their hotel room safely. I'm also curious how your AU would change if you knew they also traditionally would essentially kidnap the bride from her house and carry her to the ceremony. It's considered bad luck for the bride to touch the dirt ground.
theres actually a fanfic of Beidou and Ningguang getting married and Hu Tao and Zhongli officiating it with hu tao saying EXACTLY THAT theres also a fanfic of ei and miko making out in the closet at a wedding and scara seeing them and using it to blackmail ei into giving him the ps5 edit: i just found out that fanfic is based on this video its called The Beigguang wedding for anyone wondering, on ao3
With all little references to other tier lists, this feels like an end of season episode. It's the best kind of chaos, dramatic yet sweet Koomaxxverse is getting richer and richer, we love to see it! All hail the closet saga!
Also, since Beidou and Ningguang got married, my head canon is that it will be like Mr. Ratburn’s wedding in Arthur (Mr. Ratburn is confirmed to be gay).
This is SO PERECT! Xiao would legit deny he saw anything and be like “nothing happened”. Wanderer would hold this over his moms head forever. Everything about this is just perfect! I would’ve put Alhaitham in enjoying free food, cause I think he’d try to be more present at a formal event. If you’re up to it, I would LOVE to see this but with Xiao and Venti as the couple getting married.
The bartender/entertainer group looks so fun?!?!😫💖 I can imagine they would also host a group genius invocation in between serving drinks, music and such, and that tighnari went w/cyno to look for it but they end up getting a bit side tracked!! (((;
Beidou doesn't understand Xinyan's music according to lore but Ningguang does to the point that Ningguang changed some laws in Liyue specifically so Xinyan could preform
Lisa (being Lisa) pushed Jean in front of the bouquet at the last second. _Or,_ the bouquet was flying towards Sucrose, she panicked and used her Anemo power to obliterate it. Whoops. Diona would succumb to the _Friday the 13th_ dance after the DJ turned on "California Girls". Good call on Klee being the ring bearer, we don't need her to have an excuse to throw anything. And yes, Kokomi would get blasted on just a couple of vodka cherry sours.
How about ranking them if they play Super Smash Bros.? Ideas for categories: Casual player Seasoned veteran Only wants to play Classic Mode Only wants to play Adventure Mode “NO ITEMS! FINAL DESTINATION! FOX ONLY!” (or, “FOR GLORY MODE! FOX ONLY!”) Collectible hunter (wants to collect all of the trophies/stickers/Spirits) Rage quits after being killed Only wants to play one favorite character (e.g. only wants to play as Donkey Kong/Link/Bowser/Pikachu/Solid Snake/Sonic/Mega Man/King K. Rool) Pissed because the character they requested didn’t make it as a playable character in Smash
Flower girl fits Yaoyao so well though. There’s a voice line I think from Beidou or Ganyu where the crew of the Alcor didn’t have the heart to tell her to get off the ship.
I think the main story plot line is the Ei & Yae closet part. 👌😂 That is the most exhilarating thing that could happen and I'm thrilled to see that comic if someone draws it. 😏
The video was long and scattered but i love that, i love the chaotic energy that comes with these AUs and just makes me love these characters even more
ok but imagine nahida as a flower girl, but instead of having a basket of flowers and maybe throwing them everywhere, she's just waling/jogging down the isle and flowers are springing up from where she walked. yk like in her burst but they last longer
HEADCANON Aether & Lumine took the oportunity to drink alcohol when no one was looking because everyone thinks they’re underage and won’t let them have some Beidou helped them by ordering 3 drinks and giving two of them to the Twins (inspired by one of her voice lines)
I can’t imagine the chaos in these videos once we get to Fontaine, This video had me laughing so much I can imagine that in the closet arc xiao and scara just went and hid, they were annoyed but hid. Then Ei and Yae walk in and start making out and a little later tighnari and cyno walk in to make out but then see yae and ei already doing so and just slowly closes the door agreeing to never talk about any of it
This is honestly one of my favorites that you've done and I loved how it just kept expanding and developing as you went along. The chaos of this whole AU-brilliant XD Please do more of these!
4:05 i can already picture eula after a few drinks going up center stage and shout "hey hit my music" while pointing at the musicians and then the guitarist starts tearing up her theme song
This was such a amazing tier list probably one of my favorites, probably because of the multiple tier slots. You did a amazing job with this and I’m excited for what you post next
I feel like depending on how things play out, Chongyun might end up in the "got drunk, caused a scene" tier (not drunk from alcohol, but instead from his yang energy) due to Xingqiu putting some spicy things in his food or something lol. I agree with everything though! Noelle, Barbara, and Amber would make an Amazing team for wedding planning hehe
I remember you discussing these categories on your livestream a few days ago and I was really looking forward to this video! Glad to see you made it happen :D
I can see that a comic of the closet goes with every panel inside and then a bonus panel where one of the two insists on going in and the other saying that it's already occupied XD
These are some of my favorite genshin tier list: they're always so fun and creative, and it's interesting to see what kind of vibes other people get from the characters if you were to put them into unlikely situations 🤭🤭🤭
Bennett reminds me of when I was 12 and at my cousin's wedding. The song "DJ Got Us Falling in Love" started, and you know I started singing "Revenge." Fun times.
Sorry I’m late, but I honestly LOVE these specific headcannon tier lists. I think it’s kinda fun and cute, and it’s fun seeing ideas that I never thought about (like the coat closet saga 😂) If you want to and you have more ideas, please make more of these!
3:30, bennett kinda disagree, i think he'd end up in the ER or got arrested for his unlucky, like ruining the party or getting someone hurt, i feel like that'd be plausable
Okay, so when you said 'Chandelier' for Venti's part, I immediately paused the video and played Chandelier by Sia cause it fits him so well. Also with Al-haitham, I, personally, see him helping Zhongli and keeping Hu Tao under control.
Jean catching the bouquet- I HAD A IDEA ABOUT THIS AND IT SEEMS SO FUNNY. Jean: “Ooo- Guys, i caught it!!” Lisa: *side-eye* Kaeya: “Seems like its your time, Jean~! Who do you plan on getting married to?” Jean: ”Uhm-” Lisa: “To me.” Kaeya: “Oh?” Sucrose: “Whoa, wha-?” Diluc: “WHAT.” THIS IS SO FUNNY TO ME IDK.
Kazuha’s the type of guy, to start walking down but his brain would just blank and he’d do a 180 turn and start walking the wrong way down the aisle The band’s song list would definitely have telecaster b-boy on there (don’t ask me why) Near the end, Heizou would go a little off the rails and dedicate a song to Kazuha while the rest of the band is in the corner like “wait what-” (°_°)
Piggybacking off the theme of this tier list, I think a Genshin characters as wingmen/matchmakers tier list would be funny. I don’t know if it would be ranked on how effective they would be or based on what strategy they would use to help their buddy. I just think all of these characters are slight disasters so picturing that seems incredibly funny
Barbara is sure is both a wedding planner AND entertainer. She loves to sing, y'know. :3 As for Childe, he really fits the role of a magician. Imagine him asking one of the lovely ladies in the party, particularly Jean, as his lovely assistant and made her disappear inside a box or something... Barbara faints. Chaos ensues. xDDD
Thanks for watching, lemme know what you think of this format!
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I like this video because it’s a unique idea.
Let's just state facts here, believe what you want to about shipping characters like Ei and Yae but know this will never be cannon nor, reality for there are a few ways to anger the CCP and gay relationships are one of those ways.
CCP = Chinese Community Party
This was hilarous
I love it , I want it to continue as that AU that you just keep adding on to
Who knew the coat closet saga would end up being Xiao’s and Wanderer’s meet-cute?
Wanderer: “Insolent!”
Xiao: “Worthless!”
Them: *bonds over shared trauma*
Bonds over shared trauma 😭😭😭😭
PLEAASEEEE
💀
The last line killed me 👌😂
Ways to make friends with The Wanderer and Xiao 👍
I want to believe that Kokomi and Mona both got drunk at a table complaining and crying about their problems before Fischl and Gorou took them home
yes.
4:52
And then they hook up 👌😂
@@ben-taobeneton3945 hoping this is jutst for kokomi and gorou because fischl is 16
@@skeIliemaan.j isn't she now 19 in the story, 3 years have passed since she's 16.
Xiao silently standing in the closet and witnessing everything is cracking me up lol
I can imagine him beeing shocked and not blinking 👌😂
Me too! Xiao would just deny he saw anything when anyone asked why he seemed so shook up, and just be like “everything’s fine. There’s nothing you need to worry about”
@@taylorgallagher2832 Exactly 👌😂
@@ben-taobeneton3945 I just realized how much I sounded like him. Lol.
Is that or watch Venti drink himself to the ER for the 80th time in the row or listen to Zhongli's 50hr wedding speech
So sorry Xiao I will make you almond tofu to cheer you up 😂
Nah Jean catching the bouquet and kaeya nudging her elbow and Lisa side-eyeing her was the one for me 💀
Yeah and then she made out with the hot male bartender ;)
@@swastikasaiganapathy5860 whose she?
Jean or Lisa?
@@swastikasaiganapathy5860 no she didnt.
@@swastikasaiganapathy5860 ngl diluc is lucky either way
@@aoyagicest people are allowed to have ships different from yours
Sara probably was the one who ordered the chefs to put beans in the food😂
So she could "kick" Itto out so she won't have anyone causing a scene so she will be able to enjoy the wedding
okay now thats just targeting minorities 😭
Nah, Sara's more honorable than that...even with someone like Itto. Drumalong event being the only reasonable exception..
Itto: "NO, BEANS!!! MY ONLY WEAKNESS AS AN ONI!!! TOO....MUCH....BEANS....IN....SALAD...." (collapses after eating the bean salad)
Sara: (plotting) "And next time he's having breakfast, I'm going to give him a breakfast burrito with lots of beans!"
Tighnari and Cyno actually went to the said closet like opened the door and they saw Miko and Ei making out and wanderer and Xiao just staring at them with huge eyebags and face expression saying: 'go away while you can' and they just closed the closet awkwardly and let them be
Aether who always knew:
*"i suggest using the second floor"*
*leaves using teleport waypoint*
diluc is definitely the bartender who unintentionally flirts with the customers and there is just a long queue of people who want their drinks to be made specifically by him
I love this lolz, everyone making his job harder!! And diona would hate him even more for bringing customers to the bar!!🤣 OR she finds out he loves fruit juice and he earns some of her respect!?!?!
It's just him trying to be polite but everybody swoons 💀💀
yes someone please draw this! somehow this closet is having more action than the actual wedding ceremony
i'm very tempted to 💀
It is a large closet, clearly.
i will try and attempt this
I’ll probably try
I couldn't draw if my life depended on it, but I'm definitely up for writing this! Ideas were already going through my head before she said the magic words of "Someone needs to make this into fan-fiction." Picking on Xiao is one of my favourite hobbies. xD
Yanfei and Zhongli both officiating the wedding sounds hilarious-
Madame Ping heard that Zhongli and Hu Tao would be officiating the wedding and foresaw disaster. "Yanfei dear, could you keep an eye on them for me please?"
@@darkdude1996ify I kinda wonder if yanfei would actually help or help hu tao go around some rules
@@beingbored7617 She likes it when things are done right, so she would probably be exasperated with and foiling Hu Tao's antics throughout the night.
What does officiating mean?
Eula grabbing the cake knife and threatening anyone who gets in her space as she tangos with Amber is an image I didn't know I needed.
PERIOD
SO TRUE
Jean catching the bouquet is funny but it would’ve been funnier if it were Scaramouche
Imagine like, he had no intention or interest in catching the bouquet but it just.. landed on his hat while he casually sat at his table chatting with Nahida. Everyone just stares wide eyed at him, as he didn’t realize it landed on his hat, and someone just points at the top of his hat and Scara reaches his hand on top to see what’s up there, only to grab the bouquet. He stares at it and it takes him a solid couple seconds to process and remember what catching the bouquet meant and as soon as he remembers, his face turns bright red with embarrassment and he throws the bouquet back into the crowd in horror of what just happened.
He quickly storms off to hide somewhere, finding the coat closet- only to encounter his former mothers making out. All in all, he slowly walks back to his table after being traumatized twice, looking like he’d seen a ghost and Nahida does her best to comfort him while he downs an entire bottle of dandelion wine, hoping to forget what he’d seen but his attempts are futile since he’s not human and cant get drunk
Idk man his reaction to the bouquet being on his hat would be funny
Great headcanon
Ok you’ve convinced me-
Also ahhhhh more inspiration to make a story based on this lol
Scara: And that was my forth betrayal
I love this, but I also think that he would not understand why that was that big of a deal and he was stared at (cause he would not know the myth) so Nahida had to explain it to him and then all of that happened
I see that Tighnari and Cyno didn't make out in the closet. I guess Tighnari is still mad at Cyno for holding hands with Beidou in the 6th Genshin Impact Hunger Games. The sad part about it was Ningguang wasn't there to witness this entanglement
WAIT THIS IS SO TRUE, IT'S ALL CONNECTED XD
@@doodlesbyalex8765 It's only a matter of time before Ningguang finds out. I've a feeling that Yae Miko will make a whole light story novel about this.
@@OrochiAlter9713 DRAMA AND COMEDY INSUE!
Xingqui: "It seems I left something in my coat. Dearest Chongyun, please accompany me back to the coat check."
Shenhe pops up and gives Xingqui a death glare.
"Actually, it's not important. Let's go back to the buffet."
Someone NEEDS to make a fanfiction of this AU, I would 100% read it
…part of me wants to write this. Problem is I haven’t followed the new Sumeru characters to write them convincingly enough-
sadly my english grammar is way too bad to write something like this in english, tho I'm really tempted to write it in my native language xD
Can i? I'm super inspired to write it on wattpad!
@@protoncoccus3229 yes please! i’m sure everyone would really appreciate that especially me 🙏🙏🙏
@@protoncoccus3229please do! And send me the link when your done :D
Alhaitham did get arrested.....but he PLANNED IT. This guys five parrarell universes ahead of everyone else with his galaxy sized brain. Gotta put some respect on scholar daddy, Koom.
Frfr
Bro didn't want to be at the wedding cause it was too loud and considered rude to wear his noise canceling headphones so he got arrested so that he could go to a quieter place 100%
I feel like Nahida would drag Wanderer out onto the dance floor and dance with him and be that one embarrassing aunt
Awww, I really like the idea of Jean catching the bouquet and her colleagues all giving her hell for it that’s wholesome
I imagined zhongli drinking to much osmanthus wine and causing a scene and kaeya opening the closet and asking yae if he could join them
KAEYA PART IS EXACTLY WHAY I WAS THINKING ABOUT LMAOO Like
He opens the closet
Yae and Ei notice him and awkwardly stop
Xiao and Wanderer are relieved
Kaeya smirks and asks to join them.
They no longer want to make out and they leave.
Kaeya is kinda hurt but also doesn't really care
Xiao and Wanderer are glad their suffering us over lmao
@@zeynepnaztuzun4125 but then Cyno and Tighnari enter
Next in the line are Lisa and Jean-
and then even the marrying couple enter lmaooo
Zhongli at Alcoholics Anonymous:
"Hello, my name is Zhongli, but you can also call me Morax or Rex Lapis. And I'm an osmanthus wine addict."
Ayaka does event planning for the Yashiro Commission (including weddings), so I think she would go under Wedding Planner.
I thought about that while watching the video that Ayaka and Ayato would be wedding planners because they're from the Yashiro Commission
But it could be a scenario where Ningguang invited Ayaka and Ayato as special diplomatic guests as a way to improve Liyue-Inazuma country relations. Ningguang's wedding is a significant political event.
koomaxx about klee: "little flower girl"
my mind remembering klee's voice line: "these bombs so heavy"
doing a 1+1: she is going to do a big BOOM
And then she gets sent to juvie.
My head canon: If Klee is a Pokemon trainer, she will have cute but destructive Pokemon in her team as well as two Voltorb (Kanto and Hisui).
Given Bennett's luck, he went from having a good time at the wedding to in the ER by the end of the night.
Maybe he pushed Eula by accident, who pushed him back and made him fall and break something. Eula feels super bad about it, but gets kicked out of the party (or arrested?).
My head canon for Bennett's extremely bad luck:
Skateboarding: Falls flat on the park on his face.
Going to a zoo: Gets attacked by an animal when watching an animal show or visiting an educator (he got bitten by a macaw, a big lizard, a snake, or a spider). Or he somehow ends up in the lion/tiger/hyena/crocodile exhibit and nearly gets eaten.
Going to a museum: Gets kicked out for accidentally breaking an exhibit.
Fishing: Falls into the river, lake, or sea.
As a Pokemon trainer: His team will have weak Pokemon: A Magikarp, a Burmy, a Feebas, and a Luvdisc.
As a kids' show entertainer: Makes the kids cry.
In a zombie/dinosaur/giant insect apocalypse: Gets eaten first.
Doing a test: Got an F.
Doing an essay, research paper, or thesis: Gets accused of plagiarism.
As an artist in DeviantArt or Pixiv: Banned, or quits due to people accusing him of plagiarism, making too many NSFW art, or using A.I. (and bullying him as a result).
As a fast food worker other than McDonald's: Burned the food or gets accused of pulling a "Burger King foot lettuce".
As a cop or security guard: Bad guys got away or beat him up.
Camping: Accidentally set the forest on fire ("I was just roasting marshmallows!!!").
Cyno and Tighnari were gonna make out in the closet but they saw the other electro + fox couple go in and had to cancel. Collei is blissfully unaware of her dad's nonsense
The closet saga is the best part, I love Scara and Xiao bonding
Another category for Rosaria would be "standing outside and smoking a cig" literally perfect for her XD
Although I dunno if someone else would be in that one since Ningguang is the only other smoker I think
kaeya wouldnt be smoking but he'd definitely be outside with her
Venti getting drunk and then Zhongli saying to him “you idiot bard, you embarrass me!”
Headcannon that Venti begged Zhongli to let him go to the wedding since Zhongli got a plus 1 invite.
😂😂😂
Venti then gets sent to Alcoholics Anonymous.
Noelle would single handedly plan the whole wedding, arrange it, set it up, be the bridesmaid, be the ring bearer, be the flower girl, and be the priest person
And she’d 100% be there with Barbara just chatting with her and having tea
Yelan would definitely be the main wedding planner or even the bridesmaid. Yelan knew Ningguang and worked for her even before Ningguang basically became Liyue's Queen. I don't know why Yelan would work for someone who couldn't possibly pay her at the time Ningguang was poverty stricken, unless of course they were just good friends in general.
as someone who really enjoys both xiao and scara I’ve been thinking about them as potential friends a lot so this made me super happy
Both are very independent, I am the friend of someone, we used to be enemies we both are independent and we weren't opposites we were both quiet, and ignored most things, I am just more observant and am more aware of things,I find myself more like scaramouche I do have stories where people were 2 faced, I have lack of trust, and not social as I avoid interference with other people so they don't know my weaknesses or my strengths, Xiao is also similar he literally barely shows up, which I also do so yes this us true also Xiao doesn't know about Scaramouche so I think so too.
@@Areullekino I relate, maybe a little too much... the main difference with me is that when I avoid socializing, it's either because I find it too taxing to talk to certain people, don't want to bother them, or I'm worried about saying the wrong thing. I don't necessarily have trust issues, but I did have HIGH separation anxiety as a kid. luckily, it's died down over the years but I do still feel a little scared and lonely without the people I trust. I'm not sure where it stems from, but there was this nightmare I had when I little that might explain part of my anxiety. I'll only go into detail if anyone wants to know but otherwise, I'm going to keep it to myself.
Lets just hope Tighnari and Cyno do 'not' find another closet.
After Yae and Ei finish and leave. They immediately get into the closet not giving enough time for Xiao and Scara to escape.
@@goatmilk2937 ASJXJOAISDJOAIDJOWID DUDE THAT'S PERFECT
More spice
I genuinely would write a fic about this like: Chapter 1: The ceremony
Chapter 2: The dance floor
Chapter 3: The closet
Chapter 4: End of the night
But I write original stories. I leave the fanfics others
Ei and Miko: Makin out
Scara and Xiao: W H A T.
Tighnari and Cyno: 👁️👄👁️💦
Fun fact, in Chinese weddings, it's tradition for the couple to greet each guest table and take a shot. The bridal party is in charge of making sure they get to their hotel room safely.
I'm also curious how your AU would change if you knew they also traditionally would essentially kidnap the bride from her house and carry her to the ceremony. It's considered bad luck for the bride to touch the dirt ground.
Ayaka is 100% fighting for the bouquet while simultaneously starring at Aether
Or Lumine, Ayalumi Enthusiasts let's gooo 👀
@@doodlesbyalex8765 *Nilou entered the chat with a Bloom and Keqing entered the chat aggravated*
@@OrochiAlter9713who's adding the dendro?
theres actually a fanfic of Beidou and Ningguang getting married and Hu Tao and Zhongli officiating it with hu tao saying EXACTLY THAT
theres also a fanfic of ei and miko making out in the closet at a wedding and scara seeing them and using it to blackmail ei into giving him the ps5
edit: i just found out that fanfic is based on this video
its called The Beigguang wedding for anyone wondering, on ao3
With all little references to other tier lists, this feels like an end of season episode. It's the best kind of chaos, dramatic yet sweet
Koomaxxverse is getting richer and richer, we love to see it!
All hail the closet saga!
Also, since Beidou and Ningguang got married, my head canon is that it will be like Mr. Ratburn’s wedding in Arthur (Mr. Ratburn is confirmed to be gay).
Razor isn’t tarring it up on the dance floor dancing, Razor is tarring up the dance floor by breaking it because he doesn’t know better.
Razor literally tearing up the floor gave me a chuckle at how accurate that would be.
And then he pees on it like a wolf would.
This is SO PERECT! Xiao would legit deny he saw anything and be like “nothing happened”. Wanderer would hold this over his moms head forever. Everything about this is just perfect! I would’ve put Alhaitham in enjoying free food, cause I think he’d try to be more present at a formal event. If you’re up to it, I would LOVE to see this but with Xiao and Venti as the couple getting married.
The bartender/entertainer group looks so fun?!?!😫💖 I can imagine they would also host a group genius invocation in between serving drinks, music and such, and that tighnari went w/cyno to look for it but they end up getting a bit side tracked!! (((;
aww that would be so fun to have tcg matches going on as well!
juice bar regulars
wait making them have an unexpected little group friednship would be so cute
Beidou doesn't understand Xinyan's music according to lore but Ningguang does to the point that Ningguang changed some laws in Liyue specifically so Xinyan could preform
Lisa (being Lisa) pushed Jean in front of the bouquet at the last second. _Or,_ the bouquet was flying towards Sucrose, she panicked and used her Anemo power to obliterate it. Whoops.
Diona would succumb to the _Friday the 13th_ dance after the DJ turned on "California Girls".
Good call on Klee being the ring bearer, we don't need her to have an excuse to throw anything.
And yes, Kokomi would get blasted on just a couple of vodka cherry sours.
Lmao all of these definitely happen
LET'S GOO, THE WEDDING TIER LIST IS HERE, AND ANOTHER VIDEO OF OUR QUEEN KOOMAXX ♡
Qiqi would be the flower girl
While Klee can be the ring bearer
Also kuki having knowledge in wedding planning would be no surprise considering lol
im not sure if you've already done it, but i think ranking genshin characters at a sleepover would be fun :)
Ayaka, Nilou, Keqing and Kokomi fighting for who sleeps besides Aether
I,m surprised Koomax hasn’t done something like that
How about ranking them if they play Super Smash Bros.? Ideas for categories:
Casual player
Seasoned veteran
Only wants to play Classic Mode
Only wants to play Adventure Mode
“NO ITEMS! FINAL DESTINATION! FOX ONLY!” (or, “FOR GLORY MODE! FOX ONLY!”)
Collectible hunter (wants to collect all of the trophies/stickers/Spirits)
Rage quits after being killed
Only wants to play one favorite character (e.g. only wants to play as Donkey Kong/Link/Bowser/Pikachu/Solid Snake/Sonic/Mega Man/King K. Rool)
Pissed because the character they requested didn’t make it as a playable character in Smash
Flower girl fits Yaoyao so well though. There’s a voice line I think from Beidou or Ganyu where the crew of the Alcor didn’t have the heart to tell her to get off the ship.
Wedding planner Barbara be like “Barbara is here! leave the wedding planning to me, I won’t disappoint you”
I think the main story plot line is the Ei & Yae closet part. 👌😂
That is the most exhilarating thing that could happen and I'm thrilled to see that comic if someone draws it. 😏
The video was long and scattered but i love that, i love the chaotic energy that comes with these AUs and just makes me love these characters even more
I feel like Yelan would deffenetly be in charge of security at the wedding, would fit so well
ok but imagine nahida as a flower girl, but instead of having a basket of flowers and maybe throwing them everywhere, she's just waling/jogging down the isle and flowers are springing up from where she walked.
yk like in her burst but they last longer
Xiao: What am I even witnessing?
Scara: Stole my line right outa my mouth!
Xiao and Scaramouche being besties is one of my favourite headcanons
i absolutely adore such super specific tierlists, i cant help making tiers as i go myself, its just too fun
HEADCANON
Aether & Lumine took the oportunity to drink alcohol when no one was looking because everyone thinks they’re underage and won’t let them have some
Beidou helped them by ordering 3 drinks and giving two of them to the Twins (inspired by one of her voice lines)
KAZUHA IS NINGGUANNG'S AND BEIDOU's SON!
Not cannonly
@@MyStarIsMee IDC SHE ADOPTED HIM
@@EnaShinonome1FAN not really kazuha said that one day beidou had took him aboard because he had no where to go and now they’re really good friends
@@MyStarIsMee IDC SHE ADOPTED HIM
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I can’t imagine the chaos in these videos once we get to Fontaine, This video had me laughing so much
I can imagine that in the closet arc xiao and scara just went and hid, they were annoyed but hid. Then Ei and Yae walk in and start making out and a little later tighnari and cyno walk in to make out but then see yae and ei already doing so and just slowly closes the door agreeing to never talk about any of it
This is honestly one of my favorites that you've done and I loved how it just kept expanding and developing as you went along. The chaos of this whole AU-brilliant XD Please do more of these!
4:05 i can already picture eula after a few drinks going up center stage and shout "hey hit my music" while pointing at the musicians and then the guitarist starts tearing up her theme song
Omg the head cannons are so funny and perfect! I would love to try and make a comic of this because it just sounds like it would be so much fun
this is amazing! you should maybe do how you think characters would act at a fancy dinner or in a movie theater that would be so funny
I loved this, the video doesn't feel longer lmao the specific tiers are fun
I see a lot of people saying that Xiao and Scara can be a best friends :) hoyo should put them in event together lol
yes.
I loves these AU/headcannon type tier lists. Its so funny seeing what you come up with.
This was such a amazing tier list probably one of my favorites, probably because of the multiple tier slots. You did a amazing job with this and I’m excited for what you post next
I feel like depending on how things play out, Chongyun might end up in the "got drunk, caused a scene" tier (not drunk from alcohol, but instead from his yang energy) due to Xingqiu putting some spicy things in his food or something lol.
I agree with everything though! Noelle, Barbara, and Amber would make an Amazing team for wedding planning hehe
I was wheezing the whole time I loved it!!! Perfect!! I’d love to see more AU tier lists ❤
Every time one of the AU vids comes out, my day gets so so so much better. God I love these so much
I loved the chaos of this; it was all over the place and yet everything somehow makes perfect sense lmao
I love this type of video so much please keep making these AU videos
I remember you discussing these categories on your livestream a few days ago and I was really looking forward to this video! Glad to see you made it happen :D
This was a really fun video idea! Maybe consider doing more of these in the future?
I can see that a comic of the closet goes with every panel inside and then a bonus panel where one of the two insists on going in and the other saying that it's already occupied XD
so glad you let us decide what the vid was great vid
This video was a really fun change of pace and I will definitely be drawing the coat closet saga lol :)
i actually love this so much everything is on point i lowkey wanna make fanart of the whole thing lmao😭
These are some of my favorite genshin tier list: they're always so fun and creative, and it's interesting to see what kind of vibes other people get from the characters if you were to put them into unlikely situations 🤭🤭🤭
Bennett reminds me of when I was 12 and at my cousin's wedding. The song "DJ Got Us Falling in Love" started, and you know I started singing "Revenge." Fun times.
Lmao Bennett would do that
Please do more this was my fav tier list!
My head canon is sara was patroling around and heard a sound from a closet then opened it and saw yae and ei then she joined them lmaoo
i think that ayato would be a wedding planner and like help out with the scenery and style for the wedding or something
Sorry I’m late, but I honestly LOVE these specific headcannon tier lists. I think it’s kinda fun and cute, and it’s fun seeing ideas that I never thought about (like the coat closet saga 😂)
If you want to and you have more ideas, please make more of these!
scaramouche would probably object to the marriage although he doesn't know these people and he literally broke in 😭
Now I headcannon that Scara broke into the wedding simply to cause chaos. Maybe Childe figures out he’s here and tries to stop him-
3:30, bennett kinda disagree, i think he'd end up in the ER or got arrested for his unlucky, like ruining the party or getting someone hurt, i feel like that'd be plausable
Ayo i just had a thought
Jean and lisa the brides
klee (Jean's) Bridesmaid
Razor (Lisa's)Groomsmen
look i just did this but klee was barbara 😭
This was the first vid I watched from Koomaxx and also I watched it the day it came out so lol
i love this!!
Okay, so when you said 'Chandelier' for Venti's part, I immediately paused the video and played Chandelier by Sia cause it fits him so well. Also with Al-haitham, I, personally, see him helping Zhongli and keeping Hu Tao under control.
Jean catching the bouquet- I HAD A IDEA ABOUT THIS AND IT SEEMS SO FUNNY.
Jean: “Ooo- Guys, i caught it!!”
Lisa: *side-eye*
Kaeya: “Seems like its your time, Jean~! Who do you plan on getting married to?”
Jean: ”Uhm-”
Lisa: “To me.”
Kaeya: “Oh?”
Sucrose: “Whoa, wha-?”
Diluc: “WHAT.”
THIS IS SO FUNNY TO ME IDK.
This was fun! I vote for more AU tipa stuff! ☺️💙
Pls do more very specific AU tierlists this was so fun to watch :D
15:38
_You gave me the inspiration I need._
Keqing always gave me rebellious daughter vibes since the moment I saw her in game. This beautiful wedding 👩❤️💋👩is her family arch💫🥺
LOL KOOMAXX I WAS IN THE STREAM WHEN YOU DISCUSSED MAKING THIS LOOL
Kazuha’s the type of guy, to start walking down but his brain would just blank and he’d do a 180 turn and start walking the wrong way down the aisle
The band’s song list would definitely have telecaster b-boy on there (don’t ask me why)
Near the end, Heizou would go a little off the rails and dedicate a song to Kazuha while the rest of the band is in the corner like “wait what-” (°_°)
imagine they kiss and they just hear
“ま
大人になるほど ででで
はみ出しものです伽藍堂
人生論者が語った
少女は鳥になって
綺麗事だけで ぱぱぱ
ボロボロの靴を結んで
デジタル信者が祟った
少年は風になって
ゆらりくらり 大往生
お疲れ様です ご臨終
テレキャスタービーボーイ
僕に愛情を
嘘で固めたウォーアイニー
うざったいんだ ジーガール
魅惑ハイテンション
カニバリズム踊れば
ひとつふたつ殺めた手で
何を描いているんだろう
テレキャスタービーボーイ
僕に愛情を
誰か答えてくれないか
見た目がどうやら︎︎ だだだ
ステレオバイアス サディスティック
毒針持ったように歌った
少女は花になって
耳を塞いでも ぱぱぱ
奴らの声は派手になって
胸に刺さったあの言葉
少年は振り返って
ゆらりくらり大妄想
お互い様です ご臨終
テレキャスタービーボーイ
僕に感情を
ノイズ混じりのウォーアイニー
じれったいんだジーガール
油断禁物さ
頬に溶けた涙を
忘れたくて喉を締めた
過去に残した傷痕
テレキャスタービーボーイ
僕に感情を
今だけ抱いてくれないか
こんな世界じゃもう
息ができなくて
さよなら告げた現実に
許してはくれないか 弱い僕たちを
また何処かで会いましょう
テレキャスタービーボーイ
僕に愛情を
嘘で固めたウォーアイニー
うざったいんだジーガール
魅惑ハイテンション
カニバリズム踊れば
ひとつふたつ殺めた手で
何を描いているんだろう
テレキャスタービーボーイ
僕に愛情を
誰か答えてくれないか
パルラルラ”
It was soo fun!
The AU lists are so fun!
Piggybacking off the theme of this tier list, I think a Genshin characters as wingmen/matchmakers tier list would be funny. I don’t know if it would be ranked on how effective they would be or based on what strategy they would use to help their buddy. I just think all of these characters are slight disasters so picturing that seems incredibly funny
Would like to see a tier list on Genshin characters as Pokemon trainers
The saga of the Coat Check Closet is absolutely perfect
i loved this, so fun
i'm so happy alhaitham got added finally! this is a great format, give us them au tier lists xD
Barbara is sure is both a wedding planner AND entertainer. She loves to sing, y'know. :3 As for Childe, he really fits the role of a magician.
Imagine him asking one of the lovely ladies in the party, particularly Jean, as his lovely assistant and made her disappear inside a box or something... Barbara faints. Chaos ensues. xDDD