i had gotten to know the side of TK where he enjoys killing us in dumb ways on the minecraft server, but i never knew the side of him where he was too innocent to know that that man did not, in fact, have 4 legs...
One time my friend created an invention called “grow”. The picture was just the word “big.” Needless to say, we just repeated the phrase “grow big” for months on end. Feel like you’re too short? Just grow big. Eediot.
I get a lot of ads for this brand of men's body soap (for some reason) and on this video, it gave me one from the same company, but the narrator had an Irish accent and the soap was "irish cream and whiskey" scented. When I tell you I WHEEZED.
The baby box reminds me of the small feet thing that used to go on in China. Small feet are beautiful, so to keep them small, wrap your daughter's feet up so they can't grow anymore and the only issues that come from it are massive deformities like having your toes be fused to the bottom of your foot!
Isn't the baby technically a keter class SCP because it exponentially grows which will eventually make a big mass of biomass that has a big enough gravitational pull to end the universe. But eh that's just me speculation, dont take any of this as fact.
@@VegitoJawbreaker There actually is an scp that is literally a baby that wouldn't stop growing. At one point it ended up stuck in the walls and in the end it caused the house to collapse, killing her mom.
I think I had a prompt on this one time that went "I'm having a problem talking to my WIFE" and I invented "Try talking to her!" and the tagline was "Because conversations with people help fix things". This game has its moments, unlike Joke Boat.
@@paleiosaur I think they’re saying ‘ew’ because of the latest controversy with him, even though this comment was clearly made 10 months ago when no one knew what had happened yet.
This is probably my favorite jackbox game my best memory from it with my friends was this, Problem: "I don't want to go to school tomorrow" My friends solution: "The No School Machine" he drew a gun
Alternatively for the wrestling sounds: The Door Disintegrator! You disintegrate their door, catch them, strike a deal, and then they do what they’re doing but quietly!
The funny thing is, Baby Box is an actual thing. This priest basically fosters or down right adopts the children that mothers can't take care of for multiple reasons. It's quite sweet but some businesses don't and they have their reasons. But the man is doing a sweet thing for those children instead of them being abandoned.
You have to install the Germany dlc, but be warned, if you get the Japan dlc as well, you will be paying for not only the Japan dlc, but the America dlc. The America dlc sucks. And it ruins your game. Hope that helped.
*I hate talking during THE SOUNDS OF WRESTLING IN MY MOMS ROOM!* Here's the solution, dramatic life ruining. Kick down the door and shout *PLAYER 3 HAS ENTERED THE GAME!*
3:01 Someone has read too many Team Fortress 2 comics, it seems, and wants to marry the man(n)liest man(n) of all: Saxton Hale, director of Mann Co. Inc.: He is so manly, he jumps from planes without a parachute, punches out a crocodile in mid-air and surfs it down to the ground, Ace-Rimmer-style. He is so manly, his glorious moustache alone can kill a man. He is so Australian, his chest hair has the shape of Australia!
@@NerfPlayeR135 "But with your help we can better our business for those in need of a quick, painless release of their genitals. If you do support our business, you'll be given a limited edition cutting board for your efforts."
"Tired of people staring at your Glorious Gluteus Maximus? Introducing: *The Flashbang!* Just pull the pin and Chuck it their direction!" *WARNING: SPLASH DAMAGE*
I still think the best idea thay ever came from this idea was from TheRunawayGuys. Massae made an invention called "Stop Talking" and the image flips over and it's just a handgun.
When I saw the baby problem popped up the first thing I thought was just, "brick" cause I was told as a kid they would stop my growing by placing one on my head XD
0:35 just ITALY 0:58 had push to talk shi- 2:11 BUT WHAT WAS THE F U TENCENT FOR!?!!?? 2:30 ONE I HAD AND TURNED DOWN! 3:35 freshest humanmeat- imean.... 4:00 a stolen idea! 5:06 reminds me of Chilleds "the bachelor" invention 6:23 can i have "choking on gay cowboy nuts" as a soundbyte please? 9:04 and 9:21 "great minds think alike" 9:28 like the car just drives INTO the house
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Huh. No ads?
"I need a place just for my BDSM toys."
_...okay now I know why there are no ads_
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This game is where people get their GoFundMe Ideas
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LuisZerooo
I don't see insulin anywhere in the video
:(
I'm gonna crowd fund for the cock-b-gone, pls donate
or kickstarter ideas
“Why has he got 4 legs?”
“Those aren’t his legs”
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i had gotten to know the side of TK where he enjoys killing us in dumb ways on the minecraft server, but i never knew the side of him where he was too innocent to know that that man did not, in fact, have 4 legs...
One more like and we’re there boys
but, but... it wasn't him :,(
elemenope it was TK that asked why does he have 4 legs tho...
@@gollygod9687 somehow i took it as RT instead of TK >_>
I like the concept of "BAN", might just invest in that
If only you could do that in real life too
@@kedarunzi9139 What if god was the moderator and death was just a perma ban
lamara fellouah
God mutes people by fucking crippling them
@@sovietdz15 damn he be releasing the new corona ban wave then
I personally want the throat enlargement the most
EA is taking our money again on the new Italy game, *I won't pay for the Mafia and Pizza Time DLC*
Just get the Covid19 DLC, it's free
Yes you will.
M M Purple Haze
@@MM-ps3ps it's a pain to uninstall tho, renders the game unplayable for maybe months
The Sicily DLC has part of the Mafia DLC in it, best bang for your buck.
One time my friend created an invention called “grow”. The picture was just the word “big.”
Needless to say, we just repeated the phrase “grow big” for months on end.
Feel like you’re too short? Just grow big. Eediot.
It's so obvious that it's a wonder no one has thought of this before.
Grow big
Make a pitch using “grow big” but for people who think they’re too tall.
Thanks for the inspiration. I'm currently getting a patent for another ingenious, truly inspiring quote: "shrink small".
I better get a cut of your profits
Finally, some products that are *_fun_* for the whole family!
(Definition of fun may or may not be overly suggestive)
Dude you're basically the heir to Justin Y's throne
Jordan Cambridge finish what you started and just invite the whole town over
@The main cause of warps in all of reality most likely
Invite the whole damn country at this point.
Cock-B-Gone
I get a lot of ads for this brand of men's body soap (for some reason) and on this video, it gave me one from the same company, but the narrator had an Irish accent and the soap was "irish cream and whiskey" scented. When I tell you I WHEEZED.
Is it the fucking Dr. Squatch soap ads? I'm getting a lot of them too, for some reason.
YoUr NoT a DiSh, YoUr A mAn!
How dare they insult my mother! That soap is one of the only things I have left to remember her by.
@@onlyghxst04 Why don't you like sharing what you season your dinner with?
@@xavis7617 Idk man, people have told me it tastes kinda weird, so I'm a little defensive about it.
These ideas were so great that my parents started clapping from their room
... Even at the wrestling part?
How fast was the clapping? Was it more like a metronome than normal clapping?
*what body part did the clapping come from?*
@gildedsquid they were using teamwork to clap together :D
disappointed the toy boy didn’t have every toy used on him like a breathing toy rack
I think he was attempting to make it monitizable on RUclips lol
Skeets McGrew disappointed nonetheless
2:29
Nobody made the best option:
*Big Tiddy Moth GF*
You. You understand.
LieutenantAmerica
Thank you comrade.
@@brandongreenland9632 R A D I E N C E
what about **Build-a-Bitch**
@@-voiddemoni-9243 */ ambient buildup followed by extremely holy screech \*
Testi tracker: exists
Normal people: Who would ever need this?
My dog:
We all make mistakes in the heat of passion Jimbo...
Dad after driving his car through the wall straight into the master bedroom: *"HONEY I'M HOME!"*
0:43 A product that combines French cheese with cocaine should surely be called a Coke Monsieur...
2:38 “there’s nothing more manly than A MAN”
Ancient Greece
@@bakerthompson9747 was waiting to find this comment!
The baby box reminds me of the small feet thing that used to go on in China. Small feet are beautiful, so to keep them small, wrap your daughter's feet up so they can't grow anymore and the only issues that come from it are massive deformities like having your toes be fused to the bottom of your foot!
4 seconds in and its BDSM... We're in for a good one lads.
Everybody after they get a puppy: **the thumbnail**
just AMAB trans people too
D I C C U S D E L Y E E T U S
Morty, where are my balls, Morty?
My dumbass brain thought you meant the owners were using the Cock-B-Gone on themselves cause they got a puppy
“the baby box” also known as “Bonsai Baby”
i thought of this exact same thing independent of you
epic gamer stunted baby growth time
I've read this hentai
Bonsaby?
The Baby box, "Just bonsai the fucker!"
Problem: "My baby grows too fast!"
Solution 1: Call SCP containment!
Solution 2: Make a new one!
I hate everything I just said.
Isn't the baby technically a keter class SCP because it exponentially grows which will eventually make a big mass of biomass that has a big enough gravitational pull to end the universe. But eh that's just me speculation, dont take any of this as fact.
@@VegitoJawbreaker Just use the Cock-B-Gone to save everyone from the Baby.
Me: Blender
@@VegitoJawbreaker There actually is an scp that is literally a baby that wouldn't stop growing. At one point it ended up stuck in the walls and in the end it caused the house to collapse, killing her mom.
"A sock and vaseline has been funded" - RT Daniel Game 2020
I love how he just constantly apologizes to his mom but THIS TIME she's gonna be proud
RT is the type of person to create a doomsday device that plays Country Roads.
He has and it's called himself.
I think I had a prompt on this one time that went "I'm having a problem talking to my WIFE" and I invented "Try talking to her!" and the tagline was "Because conversations with people help fix things". This game has its moments, unlike Joke Boat.
Get a blueberry!
@@veethebeaniestGet a blueberry!
The Baby Box has already been done in real life, BF Skinner wants to know your location lmao
Here in Scotland, the Scottish government gives out free baby boxes lol
@@realFlamefamm I'm scared to ask
Ah yes, go to Italy for French Cheese (and cocaine). Why didn't I think of that?
LIMITED OFFER! *Get yourself a free stock of Coronavirus!*
This limited offer will last until the 3rd of April
Mix both into, cocaine cheese
"it's France but a bit south"
Italian rage intensifies
Oh, you know it's going to be good when a mention of BDSM is the first thing on the screen.
Not trying to imply anything...
I've been watching too much Carson. I'm not used to people actually _trying_ on this game.
ew
@@nakedstatue8517 what?
@@paleiosaur I think they’re saying ‘ew’ because of the latest controversy with him, even though this comment was clearly made 10 months ago when no one knew what had happened yet.
@@user-jj7uc9gg7b ohhh right. yeah, i don't watch him anymore anyway
7:13 I think they call that bottom surgery
wake up babe new bottom surgery dropped.
These Harry Potter spells are getting out of hand
Gamerzon: *Can't lose in COD when theres nobody to lose to!*
This is probably my favorite jackbox game my best memory from it with my friends was this, Problem: "I don't want to go to school tomorrow" My friends solution: "The No School Machine" he drew a gun
0:29 French
0:37 Crippling
0:42 Italy
0:51 Mafia
IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE
Now this, this is the family friendly content I subscribed for.
5:17 Ak-47:
"It can't grow fast if it's dead!"
I just realized all the invention drawings are on a napkin
0:30 got me dying😂😂😭
Alternatively for the wrestling sounds: The Door Disintegrator! You disintegrate their door, catch them, strike a deal, and then they do what they’re doing but quietly!
The funny thing is, Baby Box is an actual thing. This priest basically fosters or down right adopts the children that mothers can't take care of for multiple reasons. It's quite sweet but some businesses don't and they have their reasons. But the man is doing a sweet thing for those children instead of them being abandoned.
1:58 dude misses the chance to call it TestiCalls
7:11 great number of audience members for such a great prompt
7:32 i would make a joke but im just gonna cut it off here...
Imma leave now-
How do I turn off the mafia DLC from my Italy?
You have to install the Germany dlc, but be warned, if you get the Japan dlc as well, you will be paying for not only the Japan dlc, but the America dlc. The America dlc sucks. And it ruins your game. Hope that helped.
Perhaps the Years of Lead game pack could help you
@@distorting true but without the American dlc the German dlc is absolute hell
By the way, the Germany DLC is about half as expensive if you don’t purchase Berlin with it.
I'm Italian and we bought the Mafia dlc, lemme tell you, not worth it
Could not uninstall and kinda fucked up the south do not recommend 0/10 ign
*I hate talking during THE SOUNDS OF WRESTLING IN MY MOMS ROOM!*
Here's the solution, dramatic life ruining.
Kick down the door and shout *PLAYER 3 HAS ENTERED THE GAME!*
Oh no.
@@Scooty_ Oh yes.
Can’t wait for the Kickstarter to go live for probably one of the best trade deals in the history of trade deals, maybe ever!
1:03 Michael Reeves will be filing a law suit
3:01 Someone has read too many Team Fortress 2 comics, it seems, and wants to marry the man(n)liest man(n) of all: Saxton Hale, director of Mann Co. Inc.: He is so manly, he jumps from planes without a parachute, punches out a crocodile in mid-air and surfs it down to the ground, Ace-Rimmer-style. He is so manly, his glorious moustache alone can kill a man. He is so Australian, his chest hair has the shape of Australia!
7:11 new bottom surgery just dropped
"Cock-Be-Gone" I would imagine it's just one of those big paper cutters with the board.
Oh no
A tiny guillotine
@@NerfPlayeR135 "But with your help we can better our business for those in need of a quick, painless release of their genitals. If you do support our business, you'll be given a limited edition cutting board for your efforts."
2:51 dammit RT, I'm in school, why you gotta show that
Study ya damn kid
We made terrible inventions in the Jackpot Party Pack.
Terrible inventions such as ‘Italy’.
New bottom surgery just dropped
I'm surprised nobody suggested a referee for the problem of "bedroom wrestling", or alcohol to make the baby stop growing.
RT's 'nooo' at 2:32 is the best thing I heared all day
2:54 would of been perfect is someone said "that's actually his third leg"
*_fun for ALL the family_*
(apart from if you are part Wooloo; that will not be tolerated)
5:30 i was expecting a coffin
6:31 jake Gyllenhaal and heath ledger in “brokeback mountain”
8:30
This sounds like an actual product lmao
The Jackbox community have a very twisted idea of fun. This is why there are two Trivia Murder Party games guys. They were made for us
Problem: "I hate talking during the sounds of wrestling in my moms room"
Solution: video recorder "Becuase director commentary Sucks"
"the sex bomb"
TOM JONES *NO*
When will the Toy Boy be available on the RT merch store?
Next december
I love the cock-b-gone! Sometimes, I have too many chickens, and the cock-b-gone fixes that right up!
"Tired of people staring at your Glorious Gluteus Maximus? Introducing: *The Flashbang!*
Just pull the pin and Chuck it their direction!" *WARNING: SPLASH DAMAGE*
"Presenting the AK-47!"
" *Get a new one.* "
I'm actually wheezing 😂
8:50 it shouldve been called "the feedback"
5:27 should've been some microwave oven
this is the hardest i’ve laughed in years, thank you rt
1:11 ya know michael reeves made an electronic dabber so like this pitch was already fufilled
Every time 69 was on counter
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6:06
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9:48 (set playing speed to 0.25)
Thank
Baby Rage Gekyume ayy humor for retards, welcome to RUclips comments
Honestly all these problems could be solved with poison gass
Funniest part of this video was to watch the viewer count slowly go down
0:42 i'm italian and i relate to that (mafia town dlc is not incluted)
0:40 golden wind in a nutshell
I still think the best idea thay ever came from this idea was from TheRunawayGuys. Massae made an invention called "Stop Talking" and the image flips over and it's just a handgun.
Irish butter strikes again >.
Dude: Makes joke about dad coming home early.
Everyone: ......
RT: Makes same joke
Everyone: HAHAHA!
Execution is key.
As a trans woman the thumbnail is advertising a very legitimate product
*where can I buy one*
@@awsumsas Walmart for the cheap cheap price of $3
@@inumizunowhat if I don't have Walmart in my country
A product fit for a queen
Agreed
5:16
Yeetus deletes kick that fetus
I am italian and i am sooo offended by the fact that you called us southern frenches... the rest was pretty accurate.
"Italy has been funded !"
Mussolini after he got into the tri parte pact
7:14 as a trans girl, please give
Gay
@@letmeacepls shut up nerd
@@snaggel it was satire
this thread is gold
pls gibsmedat
I really thought cock b gone was gonna be some doofinshmirtz style raygun, but no, it was a knife
I laughed so fucking hard
This is why RT is one of my favorite youtubers
I was really hoping someone would pitch divorce. "Mom and Dad keeping you up with all that wrestling? Well do I have the solution!"
2:51 i looked at that man and simply said "Carne"
When I saw the baby problem popped up the first thing I thought was just, "brick" cause I was told as a kid they would stop my growing by placing one on my head XD
4:55 which are you whipping out?
Uh yes
"Italy was funded"
0:35 just ITALY 0:58 had push to talk shi- 2:11 BUT WHAT WAS THE F U TENCENT FOR!?!!?? 2:30 ONE I HAD AND TURNED DOWN! 3:35 freshest humanmeat- imean.... 4:00 a stolen idea! 5:06 reminds me of Chilleds "the bachelor" invention 6:23 can i have "choking on gay cowboy nuts" as a soundbyte please? 9:04 and 9:21 "great minds think alike" 9:28 like the car just drives INTO the house
this is just that one scene from the santa clause
to be honest, at the “The Focus Remover” I thought the AK47 was going to go a second time…
4:45 *NOOOOOOOOOOOOO THANK YOOOOOOUUUUU*
the way i snorted when rt presented the sock and vaseline
A big missed opportunity for crack and cheese. Italy is still pretty good tho