BASTION ... For Noobs
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- Опубликовано: 9 май 2024
- Bastion will destroy your shields while beep boop bopping all over the competition. I understand Bastion now, and after you watch this video, so will you...
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BASTION: “beep boop boop boop beep beep boop boop bop”
TRANSLATION: follow Macro on Twitter @theMacroShow
Macro beep beep boop boop
Translation make another apex video
Now other wise I will use the power of the allfather.
Lol
Now make McCree for noobs
I think bastion is super OP(Diamond tank/supp and plat dps)And I have some priposed changed:
-Configuration Sentry:
•Damage Per sec reduced from 500 to 375(turret)
•Ammo reduced from 300 to 250
-Self repair:
•Delay before regeneration:Removed
•Healing Per sec reduced from 75 to 60
-Configuration tank:
•Casting time decreased from 1.5 sec to 1.2 sec
•direct hit damage decreased from 205 to 195
•splash damage changed from 42-140 to 55-125
Passive:Iron Clad
•now active permanently
•damage reduction decreased from 20% to 7.5%
•damage reduction doubeled when in sentry/tank mode(15%)
The goal of these changes are to increase His TTK against shields and tanks,But not against squishy bois,make His heals more consistent But less reliable(requing more atention from healers);quite a bit easier to kill in sentry/tank,But not in recon,and make Zen great again:)))
Vexorge h
Macro: Actually I don’t understand anything any robot says
Pathfinder: Am I a joke to you?
Lol what about Zen or Orisa
Bubblegumking3 no I did :)
*Sad claptrap noises*
Bubblegumking3 I busted said something like that I didn’t even see this
Lol
Widow mains: I have ultimate skill
Bastion mains: haha machine gun go brrrr
Putin thanks, putin.
As Widow main this funny
Widow Needs skill? Bruh u just Need aim
@@juri_ow9477 but is kinda hard to have good aim
haha fucking everything goes brrr
The real way to understand bastion, BECOME HIM, or just turn on subtitles
SCP 999 thanks for the asvice lel
Lol
I Always Have Subtitles On Since It's Hard For Me To Hear Everything In Overwatch With All The Attacking Chaos (Fun Chaos That Is)
What if the subtitles just say *robotic noise* or *robot talking*
Welp time to be a Gatling
“Okay, it’s not *that* broken..”
Mercy: “hold my beer you filthy peasant”
He said, "I've seen what bastion sees..."
He have seen the nerfs and hate
@@De-kl6vj the deserved nerf and hate
10
The PTSD is coming back
Oh god
Bastion exists:
Chad: *im bouta end this whole mans career*
Bananastrawberryfart
XD you did the meme wrong but ok
Bruh it not career it’s Cuureer
Chads:Allow us to introduce ourselves
NotMccreeMain uuum yknow hes joking right?
I always thought about Bastion as the most broken character. DPS with high damage, who has the most health of all DPS, insane Sentry Mode. Not Symmetra, but Bastion. That f***** microwave...
Ye it takes a lot of time to set up a gud spot for bastion there have be atleast 2 ppl besides bastion to protect it
As a Bastion this is offensive to me
In my opinion bastion is better on console
Bruh the other team just needs to work together to kill a bastion but it can be hard in solo que
@@user-yt6mo3zo5b
1. It needs to cooperate, and we all know how it is sometimes
2. Even when you cooperare it won't guarantee your victory. Ok, there is Bastion. He's often hide behide shield. Shield-to-shield teamfight is bad idea, so you need to get close. You killed him, but he's not stupid and finished off your tanks. There is 5 v 4, and you don't have tanks, on close range, so you are in bad situation. Of course, if you are good player you can do something with this, but I'm talking as someone with gold rank. It's just frustrating
Me when someone rocket jumps with bastion:
"STOP PLAYING SOLDIER!"
Universal_LEMON tf2*
This is a bucket
Bro wtf?
Pickle
I won't like because there are 69 likes
7:12
I love how reinheart just moves out of the way so bastion can get a rock to his face
Nice one but that was an Orisa
B e t r a y a l
How to play bastion.
Step 1: roll face on keyboard
Step 2: repeat
Step 3: get ez wins
More like d.va
What about console players
@@doomeddog5589 same thing.
But this is d.va
More like d.va
Bastion: You can’t defeat me
Rienheart: I know, but he can
Chad: *EMERGES FROM ASGARDE!*
His name is Reinhardt
I can’t do anything so stop asking me to take out the bastion
9:28
He’s right in Overwatch 2 another Omnic Crisis is happening again. This only means 2 things: One: Macro is the leader of the omnics Aka: He’s an omnic or Two: He works at Blizzard and makes the storyline and he’s telling this to us as a hint to Overwatch 2.
Something that is a bit weird, why is the story that robots started a revelusion but in the game you either capture a point, move a payload or both
@@n3x0n35 game play isn't canon. Especially since you can have two heroes on your team who would never work together in any circumstance.
@@void9322 yeah but it's still weird. Not many other games that does that. Have it's own story but the game itself isn't about it
Macro:I can't understand anything a robot says
*sad pathfinder noises*
"ORISA IS MAD"
I was playing Overwatch with some friends, we were all Bastions and one was the LEGO skin. He described it as: “A foot’s worst nightmare.” We all lined up and started another Omnic crisis. 😂
Oh my god was this in skirmish on Anubis because I remember seeing something like this
"The humans fell shortly after this"
He was right... but not to the machines.
the chads strikeeee
Bastion gets one but Orissa Doesn’t. Orisa Lives in The Bastion Shadow
OMNIC SEXISM???
We Must Start Sexism Omnic Campaign
Justice For Orisa
Orisa is the Luigi of Overwatch
Clash_Blazr50 Yep I am there to get jumped on by bastion and the human shield 😢
Orisa is the most underrated hero.
Yeti spaghetti. That’s secretly what you microwave is saying
Jyugo?
Admit it- Bastions in Quick Play normally don’t have skill.
They just use their machine gun and sit in a corner.
Oh, but when they do...
@@starwrath1326 i have a decent amount of skill and my team actually had two tanks and uh i feel bad for the enemy team we steam rolled them but ive also been steam rolled by good bastions :( karma hurts man
Well who is back in spawn huh😂
Also a good tip: Stay as far in the backline as possible and far away from enemies as possible. Bastion's chaingun should not be underestimated from range. Especially against shields and large targets.
Bastion: *hears gunshots*
*hardcore Vietnam flashbacks*
Wood pecker" * exsists * bastion: *THE TREES ARE SPEAKING VIETNAMESE*
THE SNOW IS SPEAKING FINNISH
Underatted
1:25
*Bastion recovers the Infinity Gauntlet in a lost Forest.*
2:57 Sheila and amped cover 😂
What I love about these type of videos is that you always start as the thing the videos about
0:43 viva la revolución xD
Bep bop bup be bu
(Pensaba que era el unico español aqui lel)
BOOOOOOOOP ( QUE VIVAN LOS HISPANOS)
Feliz día de la Hispanidad :)
I dont speak flamenco dancing
I don't speak Despacito.
Viva a revolução!
“Bunker or no thunker, BUNKER BOYS BUNKER PARTY, BUNKER BOYS BUNKER PARTY”
-Macro 2019
I love how there is a nerf sniper bipod on his head for the robot outfit.
Me: *gets shot*, *is fine*
Also me: *steps on a lego* SCREEEEEEEEE-
No views a lot of people saying first.
A normal day when you are early.
First
2nd person saying first Because somebody else said first first to reply to somebody commenting first
But isn’t this just a glorified “first” comment?
@@bananafactory9242 My comment?
No, Linus Persson’s comment
8:39 like bruh.... i can hear so many ultimates in the background
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You rely need to use recon mode in conjugation with sentry mode to get the most out of bastion. and remember, if you pulse fire his recon mode gun it's almost as accurate as Mccree.
Its great followup to pick off low heath targets trying to disengage as well as a tactical tool for fighting around cover when you cant get a good turret position.
I want the self heal back.
Bastion mains are on hell's first floor
Me, 2019
ali ahmed that's the point of it lol
Mei mains are on hell's second floor
aria GRUMPY 😥
@@thinkingboi9508 same 500 hours on Bastion
mei mains are annoying as fuck
Welcome to the salty splatoon how tough are you.
Me: how tough I’m i? I stepped on a lego.
So..
Without crying.
Ohh step right in
the memories
Seeing this in 2023 make me cry, I loved that gameplay
Only true bastion mains will understand this
:beep bop beep boop
* it was at this moment that he knew....*
He fucked up
that’s deep bruh 😔
It’s ultimate time
I speak perfect bastion. He said t...
Can we pls get Jeff Kaplan For Noobs, OOPS I Meant give it to us now right now or I will...
Ethan Hendley The Revolution has begun
Or I will support hong kong
SHOCKOLATE 🤣😂
I always love the skits
l remeber playing Overwatch on the first day it came out on the Xbox and playing as Baston and camping on top of the payload and getting plays of the game from that when everybody would rush in.
It’s season three in apex
Rip bunker 2019-2019
Yeah >
T
F*
RIP
Why EVERYONE made it before me?
Wait, I thought he already did a basti...
Oh wait wrong character
I love this joke
???
Ali hadi babar The8YrOld is talking about pathfinder
He's talking about pathfinder guys
u r making my day x10 better
Thank you so much
I have always been getting a win with bastion ones every week but now I’ve been winning and been getting play of the game
This is great for a noob like me
If u have a shield covering u, it will also be very good to pair with mercy or the one who can release the immortality beacon to keep u alive and will keep healing u and he can destroy everything
Baptiste is the one with the immortality
Me: sees Macro rocket jumping with tank bastion
Also Me: *Architect Bastion God*
Do Junkrat! I need some Junkrat tips, because I like how he's basically an anti-tank, but I'm a n00b so I don't know how to use him to his full potential!
Please don’t play Junkrat. Make the game better for everyone and just choose another character please
@@CorporateSalmon this is timmy:
timmy doesn't say "omg dont play that hero" or 'if you play that hero you suck".
Be like timmy
@@prismaowo I’ll be like Timmy when blizzard balances their game
@@CorporateSalmon you'll be like timmy when you stop whining
@@prismaowo timbers = shivered
Macro: “I don’t understand anything any robot says....”
*Pathfinder wants to know your location*
Revenant also wants to know your location
@@middleCased he already does
I just realized that this is new lol I thought this was a old video from you
“Ah dammit their marking plug worked” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Also I rented overwatch way back in 2017 and holy crap their are so many new characters also when i rented the game I had so much fun
I feel like lower ranks don’t know how to counter bastion but he is not op.
What rank are u?
Mid diamond player here and bastion is kinda hard to counter 🤔
G Supra high masters tank player here and I agree he can be difficult if there team is playing around them, and at ranks where that won’t happen, your team probably won’t be coordinated either
Playing and countering Bastion is all about teamwork. If you have great teamwork, your team can protect the turret. But if you don't, you'll be picked apart. In the same way, if the enemy team has great teamwork they can get around your bunker but if they cannot, you'll clean house.
Bastion in impossible to counter on defense when u cant even go thy the choke like paris
I like to think that bastion units cursed a lot when they had voices, so their creators hastily got rid of their voice module so they don't get sued by blizzard.
Marco: I don't understand what any robot says.
Zenyatta: piece be with you
3:50 has anyone realised where widow gets new ammo from???
She get from ass like soldier
@@a.leitao7807 yeee boiii
"Not again, this time."
Macro-2019
5:32 some other good tips at to be junkrat, or pharah because they do massive damage and the bastion would have to move or die
Love the fact that he has a nerf tripod on his head when he’s a robot
7:21 that was my first thought when you said bunker
I'm happy that was in there
I miss old bastion
Really useful!! Thanks
You need more subs Bc you make such good content
I remember when Bastion used to Headshot, That even worst for Charing Reinhardt
Macro: “I can’t understand what robots says”
Zenyatta: Am i a joke to you?
P.S Caustic mains lost there favorite city,press F to pay respecto to bunker
Orisa: am I a joke to u
F
F
F
The music when it says ‘someone for noobs’ and it shows the cinematic of them, really hits ya hard
4:33 "im not proud of that joke"
*proceeds to fondle bastion's gun
You can really tell he’s back because every match had him
Does Baston remind anyone of Ethan from Call of Duty Infinite warfare
Now that u mention him yes😂
Macro your channel is so underated!
0:16
Pathfinder:
*sad beep beep noises*
My tip for people who want to play Bastion:
Learn when it’s good to switch to sentry mode, and learn to use his recon mode.
Bastion is for garbage players.
@@rawbeefking866 Salty?
@@frankf3656 no the truth
DAMN RIGHT BEING A HEALER IS A THANKLESS JOB
Ya cause I'm sure you always play healer, suurre
How to play Bastion:
1. Find a spot
2. Go into turret mode
3: RAIN DOWN HELL ON YOUR ENEMIES
4. Run to their bodies and teabag
5. Listen to Athena say “Play of the Game”
My favorite part of every video that has it is the “BUNKER BOIS, BUNKER PARTY, BUNKER BOIS”
Can you make a new version of this now with bastion’s rework?
Theory: after observing the “blue thing” that thing is probably bastion’s heart.
It's his power core/his heart so your right
At 3:25 he tries to heal himself to survive fall off lol
Man this is so helpful in overwatch tw oooooh right
The thing about Bastion is that hes not that hard to deal with, its that you ABSOLUTELY have to deal with Bastion.
Zenyatta:speaks English
Macro: Japanese?
7:49 it takes some time to reload, you can't just spam shift. There's some sort of cooldown, I don't know how long though.
Hey reaper also Isaac good bastion melter. As long as you are sneaky, you can teleport behind him and melt him close range.
7:21 wattson for noobs...
NOW BASTION FOR NOOBS
0:41 esto de ser español es la ostia jajaj
Love being spanish
Marco: robots can’t talk
Wall-E: Am I a joke to you?
“It’s not that op”
Riiaaaaggghhhhhhttttttt
Bastion proceeds to team wipe while just sitting turret the ENTIRE GAME
Title: Bastion for noobs.
Me: Well ofc, bc he is a noob hero...
Somebody is mad xd
Bastion is the fist hero I played
Conlage me :(
Shut up! He is the best hero!
No. He is a great hero. He is the first i ever played and he is so good.
0:55 what’s the song?
"i think I'm normal" by Carter ace.
Ur welcome. :)
Bastion for noobs gotta be one of the most accurate names of a video
I like when u song
Bunker bois bunker party 💃
I once said while playing bastion, "I LOVE THIS TANK" and everyone started saying, "bruh he's a dps"
Decent, decent
I legit once said I love this tank
I was playing mercy
I just had the best defence team
I just had the best defence plan:
Bastion turret
Orisa shields
Hammond proximity mines
😊👌
The best combo.. -v- 👌
MACRO:LEGO ARMOR
ME:WHERE HAVE I BEEN
0:58 perfect
I remember when bastion heal didnt run out
5:40 you mean bastions with enough gamesense to know what genji's deflect does
Macro: Tries to calmly record for a video
Achievements: Allow us to introduce ourselves
7:22 me when a new kid joins me and 68 other people in the basement
just go turret mode and have a tank block damage for you
or just not pick him
I turned santas sleigh into a killing machine by using turret pirate escort
"shields will break, tanks will melt"
whole hog: am I a joke to you?
Bastion may be easy to play if your team plays with you, but by God, if you play him without a coordinated team or even worse, without a shield, it's hell and quite the challenge.