I Did A Thing Keeps Getting Punched In The Face - Safety Third #28
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Safety Third is a weekly show hosted by William Osman, NileRed, The Backyard Scientist, Allen Pan, Peter Sripol, and a couple other RUclips "Scientists". Sometimes we have guests, sometimes it's just us, but always: safety is our number three priority.
imagine being in a boxing match with Dr. mike and you go to the hospital afterwards and its just him
He'd be like "Coming for seconds?
That's alright I'ma just bewoopin yo ass"
Id love to see a match where nigel fights dr mike and nigel gets a good blow and dr.mike starts giving him chest compressions to bring him back to life ?!!!😂
Knocks you out then jumps on top "CHEST COMPRESSIONS, CHEST COMPRESSIONS,L CHEST COMPRESSIONS"
Finish the job
sorry about earlier mate
Allen Pan has gone on record to say "I'd rather die" than move to Canada.
It's a gulag at this point.
@@topduk always is during winter
Wise move.
I 100% believe that the only reason allen goes to strip clubs is for the free food
I cant judge him for it i went to one because they had a really good surf n turf. The day shift girls wouldnt get the hint i was there for the food... lmao
Why else would you go?
I mean doesn’t he dumpster dive for food?
Nigel goes to talk about chemistry
Allen is like Naruto or Goku - his persona is completely sexless
"Don't describe strippers as broken machines" I love Alex's sense of humor 🤣🤣🤣
I never would have guessed Nigel was a connoisseur of strippers.
Well he has been known to keep hot dogs in his pockets 🤣
@@JRNimmo as we all know, when you run out of 1's youve gotta have something else on hand, jam sandwich, bag of chips, hot dogs, anything works really
@@willlybean ?
"This is just a regular stripper. But I'm only interested in its insides."
Didn't expect my favourite tax podcast turning into strip club adventures
Sparring with Nigel and he's just throwing pepto bismol and all sorts of other shit at you and you really hope he doesn't accidentally find the pirhana fluid
like fighting Singed
sounds like a NileGreen video
Or the pocket hotdogs
You can't forget about his trademark move; anal lube hazard
Then he pulls out the Bismuth knife
11:59 Will, hands on his head, processing these events for 17 straight seconds
Only the mention of star wars could revive him
He’s yiiking out
Nigels reputation is already gone down the drain after the first ten minutes 😂
whatever happens in podcast, stays in podcast
This was the funniest safety third podcast I've watched so far
Same I was dying watching nigel try to save face
allen’s laugh gives me so much life it’s incredible
rightt its so contageous
Nigel unlocked a core memory mentioning flowers for Algernon
I love that you guys talked about the gamblers fallacy! It's a neat fallacy that people face when they think they have better odds than in reality. Addiction can also play a role in people who experience gamblers fallacy. Especially because winning releases large amounts of dopamine into our system.
you guys need to do a live poker match, would be epic!
would be really fun because i have a feeling none of them have a poker face 😂
@plsdont I have been on this earth for fourty-seven years, and in all that time I have learned in sum: "change is bad"
@plsdont i hate change and gambling i used the claw game at the mall once and ive regretted it ever since. i lost like 5 bucks
Ok, this is epic
@@XBW3 yea change really sucks, that’s why I almost always use credit or debit if possible, that way I never get change given to me.
I'm so glad Allen is back, I missed his chaotic energy
I had a coworker back in Nevada whose husband was a slot machine mechanic. More often than not they set the reels pn the machines.He says, the best time to go to play slot machines is right after a big holiday is over but before they set them back again.Because of the crowds the machines were set to hit more frequently.
He also said that slot machines are the worst odds in the casino you're better off playing blackjack or craps
I appreciate IDAT's honesty lmao
Love you guys, this podcast is great, so glad I did a thing is on here!!
Handsome squidward is back
I'm always excited for Safety Third but this one brings back the old magic. Great show!
You know you're a real pro when you stop dodging punches and just start head-butting them
Viral hit repherence??
@@dangerousflyer4485
I actually don't recognize that, care to enlighten me? Sounds like my kind of thing lol
In the preboxing sphere William should box Michael, million views guaranteed
"It's a technicality" - NigelRed
(Real) Wrestling is better than boxing in every way.
>Minimal brain damage
>That's it
the BoyBoy crew going from ping pong show to leftist agitators is an arc for sure.
ping pong?
Lmao I agree. Although they seem to have always kind of had leftist politics coded into their videos in some fashion.
@eldritchhero8120 right, I meant before they did RUclips. They do great stealth (and not so stealth) leftist content. Even "I Did A Thing" at times.
what leftist agitators did they talk about?
Nile is just saying he dosent win all the time to avoid being banned from all casinos
this is my favorite podcast rn ive binged every episode
Alex is just the most beautiful man alive
i love this podcast, so glad will is back, we missed him
I love how everybody would adjust to Nigel's innate niceness lmao. Alex arguably is more unhinged than Michael Reeves, which is also the guy who thought getting a haircut in North Korea is a great first video.
Honestly this has to be the funniest episode yet.
"never underestimate crackhead energy" - velociraptor from the hit movie rocky 69
Thank you for the warm welcome Will.
Just wanted to say to you guys, this is the BEST podcast imo.
50:45 you have no idea! I am 5' 9" and have been treated like I'm a huge towering monster woman by a few tiny people. I cant even imagine being treated the way they have treated justaminx, she is way patient.
Lol Imagine being 6'1"!😂🙋🏻♀️
Nigel knows what's up with casinos. Any time I go, I play by a simple rule: if my credits ever reach or exceed twice what I put in, I cash it out and cannot gamble with those winnings. Last time I went to a casino, that rule meant I walked out $10 richer than when I entered.
Bro allen lowkey excited when he heard about the pingpong show
I think Nigel is right. I come out of the casino with like $2-300 every time when I take $100 to the slots and leave early. The trick seems to be to play until you get 50% or more up on your money, and leave before you lose 10% or so of what you peaked at.
Couldn’t agree more with strip clubs being sad as hell.. I remember going for the first time when I turned 18. Most of my buddies loved it but me and a couple of the other guys felt disgusting just being there… so nasty
your momma raised you right.
15 minutes in and they've already discussed strip clubs and queefing. I love this podcast.
“Slightly tall for a woman”
To be fair, 5’ 9” is the average women’s height for the *tallest country on earth*
I love these guys so much. So excited for the fight.
Hell yeah, everyone’s favorite Australian
Explosions&Fire is pretty cool too...
13:20 "what a business model!"
i’m so glad you guys did this!!!!!! i’m ho excited for creator clash and wanted to hear alex talking about it!
as someone who lives across the border from Quebec, soon as they said Montreal I knew where they convo was going
Lol are strip clubs the only thing to do in Montreal?😂
i was not prepared for the first fifteen minutes
As far as complaints about Canada, "it's really cold" and "there's no sun" are actually inversely proportional. The coldest places in Canada actually see significantly more sun than the warmer places. Calgary, Winnipeg, Edmonton, Regina and Saskatoon are #'s 1 thru 5 in terms of annual sunshine hours in Canada. They also make up Canada's 5 coldest cities (not counting Yellowknife and Whitehorse, which have ~25,000 and ~20,000 people respectively - practically nobody who moves to Canada chooses to live in either place). In terms of sunshine in the summer, these places are comparable to Detroit, Milwaukee, Chicago, Nashville, Houston and Miami. And in terms of winter sunshine, they do a bit better than Cleveland, Portland, Pittsburgh and Seattle.
So while frigid temperatures in winter could be a good reason to avoid moving to any of these places (keeping in mind that generally-speaking, extreme cold in these cities only really occurs during a 10-week period from the last week of December to first week of March, and that the rest of winter is more comparable to what you'd experience as average winter temperatures in Minneapolis or Chicago), a lack of sunlight is not. Moreover, the weather in the aforementioned 5 cities is absolutely _beautiful_ from May thru October. Even the scorching days usually have a breeze to temper the heat, and high-heat, high-humidity days are pretty rare (down East in Toronto, Ottawa and Montreal, they are quite common though - these places pay for their warmer winters with brutal summers). Finally, cold weather can be combated by putting on more layers of clothing. Warm weather has no such equivalent. If you have a job that requires you to work outside, I'd pick Canada's 5 coldest cities over America's 5 hottest cities without any hesitation.
Booooooooooooooooooo
I despise winter. I'll take Las Vegas heat any day over winter, Canadian or otherwise.🤷🏻♀️
The slow transition from Alan pan into Nile red
NEW SAFETY THIRD WITH I DID A THING AAA
29:56 like flowers for algernon...in reverse? Or maybe he's referencing the time when the guy was reverting back to his old self?
All my favorite youtubers right here!
I'll be there rooting for you Alex! in the $25 nose bleeds lol
You guys should do a baking episode where you bake
What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger, yeah because if you lose a leg you have one less leg to worry about
How you guys gonna tag Chubbyemu in the description instead of Allen? Come on guys... lmao
i thought i was being racist
They’re also tagging backyard scientist, so clearly they’ve either done it incorrectly or that’s just the big four or something
I thought I was the only one that noticed that. Probably an oof by their department
i recall hearing that bare fisted boxing fighters tended to get hurt less because punching bones hurts like hell.
32:48 you got me for a second william
I don't even know who he's fighting and I think Alex is gonna win.
this was actually a really good ad for the boxing match. I knew about it and that Erik salvia was in it, but did not know its less than 2hr away from me
The fight im most intesersted in is matt vs dad, cus matt has that crackhead energy, but dad could probably be tied in a knot and keep fighting.
Matt’s was one of the quickest fights…
But Ryan held on!
Always look forward to this podcast.
i miss the longer pods 😭😭😭
As a Canadian I can assure you we have PLENTY of weather.
gawd DAMN i never realized that jawline he got
im so stoked for this event
meanwhile, piss chemist Mr. Red drinking one of his concoctions in the corner 0:20
Nigel has that good Canadian respect for sex work, and as a fellow Canadian, I stan that.
I think just in general everyone on this podcast is pretty left leaning. It being criminal in America is the only thing keeping human trafficking as common as it is.
Pattaya, the worst place in Thailand, if not Asia.
Thailand is so amazing, have been to several years in total, but never, NEVER to Pattaya.
Best place: Pai in the north, the absolute spectacular road from Chiang Mai to Pai, 750 bends over a mountain! Rent a scooter in Chiang Mai for two weeks and discover the magic of Pai!
Best beach n party place: Koh Phangan. A lot of trash heads, bucket people (they sell long drinks in small buckets, so drunkies and guano heads are easy spottable, hence bucket people), but also heaps of good folks.
BUT: Vietnam is just pure magic! The Vietnamese are super open and actually interested in you, they speak way better English than this, you can read the writing, the food is the perfect mix of french and Asian cuisine, the nature is part beaches, part Avatar mountains, tons of caves, forgotten valleys, some of the best roads in Asia (ho chi minh trail from north to south, best thing ever!!!), and sooooo cheap :)
Actually would loved seeing William Osman box.
Y'all should get @Stuff Made Here on the show
I have in person tickets and I love at least one creator in each fight. I wish they could all win but obviously that's not likely lol. I am nervous about which ones will lose.
No Bernard😥
Fencing is also known as "posting" or "framing", instinctively trying to keep the danger away from you and it's how most untrained fighters get knocked out
At least you can still get soda in your face
That was a fun episode, best of luck to Alex
When you guys were talking about Harley and Arin’s fight being a poor match up I had assumed that Arin was just smaller than I had assumed, and pretty light... nope he’s pretty well built, it’s just Harley is a behemoth
*Arin
@@tbthegr81 thanks! my phone really did not like the word Arin, it was determined to type Erin or Aron (the latter of which I’m not even sure is a name lmao)
@@youraveragesocialist84 WHOLESOME 100
I took my girlfriend to one of those suburban clubs when we moved to a new town. They waved the cover that day because the county took their liquor license. They still had a two drink minimum that was soda. There were 2 other customers and 2 women working. We paid a very large woman named juicy jay to dance on our table which seemed extremely likely to collapse. I haven't been to a club since
nigel doesn't need to make money from full videos. He buys chemistry materials and a salary from a slot machine.
lol description says chubbyemu is in this
pretty much have to watch if i did a thing is on
Someone else dabbled in explaining it, but Nigel is unaware around 23:00 about how websites can do "provably fair" gambling schemes. One example are systems where users' input influences the outcome. At the end of the round, the host shares their input. All parties' inputs are fed into a one way function (like SHA or something which is publicly disclosed and doesn't change). Since you can prove your input was part of the one way function, because even a single bit of difference will compute a totally different output, you know the output was fairl AND random. The house edge is publicly disclosed, eg 1% of outputs are not options to be gambled on. Eh if the output of the one way function were rounded to create a 0 to 100.0 range of possible values for players to gamble on, instead of gambling in 0-49.99 and 50-100, players can only gamble on 0-49.49 and 50.5-100, in between 49.51-50.49 is an automatic win for the house.
Doesn't that depend on trusting that none of the other players are in on the scam?
Legendary episode btw
I live like an hour from the fight and I'm just hearing about it!?
Finally Allen is back
Spontaneous accents after a brain injury might be similar to tourette's, where there not making fun of people but they just can't help stimulating themselves by doing it
Someone needs to animate their description of TheOddOnesOut destroying IDidAThing. XD
nigelred more like nigel redlight district
Your brain stem can get damaged from your brain swinging around in your skull too much.
I know, I had a concussion when I was 10 that bruised my brainstem from sledding, temporary amnesia for about a day.
Most excited about Alex !
You got this I Did A Thing! Do us Aussies proud
I just was watching your previous videos they are so funny to listen and watch
100 people with fists versus 1 guy with a gun… but it’s a shotgun
I was so looking for this earlier at work...thanks for el upload-o!
Alex called exactly how the reeves fight went
45:00 I feel like Fight Club has been hugely influential in establishing the Influencer Boxing Match culture.
I am from Thailand, so I am proud to say that...
Will... don't come to Thailand, stay as far as you can, if you are looking for weird stuff here. They can literally get you killed or kidnapped to Cambodia or something.
I lowkey thought Wills shirt was rocky rococos, it’s teddy fresh which is almost as good lol
You don't need a dynamic algorithm to practically guarantee an edge, take something like roulette... because your odds of losing are slightly above 50%, obviously in the long run the casino pockets more than it gives, the wheel doesn't need to dynamically get out of the way of your ball or whatever... Also, as long as the pseudo random numbers generate the right distribution and it is impractical for you to try to predict outcomes, then its the same thing really... Lets ignore quantum, then on the large scale physics is largely deterministic and "random" processes like a coin toss are actually pseudorandom because you could technically simulate the toss from initial conditions and derive a result, but that impractical, so its random for all intents and purposes...
Keep up the podcast guys, great group of people!
slot machines have a payout percentage that is calculated and can be shifted, if you see a machine someone else plays not pay out for a longass time, you're more likely to get it to pay out. However the payouts i think are monthly based so it could have entire good and entire bad days, so its wishful thinking to really count on 50 losses to result in one win