My Quest To Become God On This Server

THE MOST BANANAS DAY ON THE LIFESTEAL SMP IS AFOOT. The server needs to elect a new god, but nobody would ever vote for me, right? The newest member... I haven't even been on for a full season... No teammates, tried to nuke the world, killed eight people at a fake birthday party, why on earth would anybody vote for me? AND WHY AM I WINNING!??!?! And oh my god oh good lord IT'S CAPTAINSPARKLEZ WITH A STEEL CHAIR!!
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