Nobody is really any good at Celeste in a sustainable, consistent way. All the players really do is program themselves to auto-clear each room and then move on to the next. There are some situations where you only get one specific shot at something and Celeste does not do anything to prepare you for such a scenario, even on a moral/illustrative level. What an overcoming game
@@FireyDeath4with that mindset nobody would like the game. I enjoy the obstacles and the difficulties. If you don't you don't have to 100% it. That's the point of the golden berries. For ultimate sweats that want to overcome the hardest of the challanges. I got all c sides and some golden berries. And was done. Love the game. You don't have to overdo yourself and blame the game for it. They made it for people that enjoy doing stuff like that
In this situation, it's not worth continuing at all but I would same, taking it as a challenge to survive which matters more than the fact it lets you continue
Except it’s just neutrals??? It’s the same cycle over and over, and it’s not too hard to do consistently. Just hold right, let go of right and jump and repeat
Of course i'm not talking about the neutrals. The part where you neutral off a wall and then stay on another wall that's 3 blocks to the left, is really hard to get consistent at. Point is, moments like these are good practice for that
You know I didn't finish this game when it came out, and didn't get the chance to finish it until last month. I was ungodly levels of worried that I would be late to the party and everyone moved on since, but watching videos like these of people playing the game like it just came out yesterday has been such a relief. also if this happened to me i would've cried
same i also first got into celeste in like december of last year, and was surprised to find that people still talk about this game. the community's lively as ever. I'm so glad this game didn't fade into obscurity
@@Chosen1197it’s sad that the other game made by celeste’s devs, towerfall faded completely into obscurity, it’s multiplayer mode is amazing and definitely the most fun I’ve had in a couch, and the other modes, that are hard, no single person in the world has even completed all of them
I love how despite it being much faster to just take the death there, every single Celeste player, myself included, are just as stubborn and also do this kind of shit
THAT ENDING!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 This video was a masterpiece!! An abaolute classic!!! English teachers will force their students to watch this in 10 years time!!!
I was showing one of my friends Celeste for the first time and I got him playing chapter 1. He got into a difficult position with no dash or stamina and spikes everywhere underneath him. I told him "It's savable!" so he paused it, I took the laptop and his face when I spike jumped to get to the start of the screen and then completed it straight after
I was absolutely mesmerized by the repetitive tries, and then when they finally made it and did the little celebratory dance it was adorable. Then right after that I laughed so hard
The pride in not dying, the 2 minutes of suffering I went through, and the liberation when you saved it. I paused, and read and laugh with the comments, until I read that you died in the next room. And yeah. You just had to imitate the Kirby memem in Celeste. Ty for this video lmfao
Yeah a cornerkick to the cloud would work but cornerkick neutral can sometimes feel better to do! Depends on whatever comes to your brain in the moment
@@quantummidgetwhen you're at the peak of your jump, if your jump key is still pressed Madeline falls twice as slow for a few frames, and it even works if you press jump at the peak of a non full-height jump, pretty cool piece of tech right here
The fact that Its in the 1st room of the chapter just makes it funnier
We meant it when we said deathless
"One must imagine Madeline happy"
Isn’t her name Celeste?????
@@Cappes_jane celeste yes
@@Cappes_that’s the mountain
@@gvggghv4700 ik ik I’m just kidding
Actually just the plot of celeste
Witnessing the exact moment this went from being an actual attempt at saving yourself to being 100% a pride thing was magical.
So much effort just to die in the next room as stupid as possible. Truly the most celeste thing
Nobody is really any good at Celeste in a sustainable, consistent way. All the players really do is program themselves to auto-clear each room and then move on to the next. There are some situations where you only get one specific shot at something and Celeste does not do anything to prepare you for such a scenario, even on a moral/illustrative level. What an overcoming game
That's what I love of Celeste and other games like it
wish there was more games harder than Celeste, there's only a few
@@FireyDeath4with that mindset nobody would like the game. I enjoy the obstacles and the difficulties. If you don't you don't have to 100% it. That's the point of the golden berries. For ultimate sweats that want to overcome the hardest of the challanges. I got all c sides and some golden berries. And was done. Love the game. You don't have to overdo yourself and blame the game for it. They made it for people that enjoy doing stuff like that
@@FireyDeath4 zzzz
A lot of work when it would have been infinitely easier and faster to just die and redo the level
10/10 I respect the grind
Bro does NOT want an extra death on their total lmao
In this situation, it's not worth continuing at all but I would same, taking it as a challenge to survive which matters more than the fact it lets you continue
@@Over0w0MeAmTheHotel That is staged flex bro
Isn't the golden berry a "no-death" challenge ? Oh wait you mean the beginning of the level is right there.
It’s a matter of principles
the celeste equivalent of waiting for the dvd logo to hit the corner
I had 2 minutes and 12 seconds to emotionally prepare for how this was inevitably going to end, and I still cried
Absolutely iconic to spend over 2 minutes neutral jumping to save an attempt in the first screen of the level. This is the way.
me on my death bed: "nuh uh"
"Dude what's your spirit animal?"
"A little girl riddled with anxiety"
But aint Madeline a grown ass woman
yep, she's 22 i think
@@sfericzox2932Little in physical scale, not age, I think? But yeah,they should've said woman instead of girl...
yea she's 22 but just look at her she's a literal strawberry shortcake of a woman
these are the moments where your skill goes up
And then you die instantly
but what comes up, must come down
Or you just exhaust yourself 😂
Except it’s just neutrals??? It’s the same cycle over and over, and it’s not too hard to do consistently. Just hold right, let go of right and jump and repeat
Of course i'm not talking about the neutrals. The part where you neutral off a wall and then stay on another wall that's 3 blocks to the left, is really hard to get consistent at. Point is, moments like these are good practice for that
The wasp trapped between the blinds and the window:
Alternative title: 2 minutes of Madeline trying to neutral climb a wall
I love how unnecessary and cool this was.
I loved this, it being the first room, taking two whole minutes, and dying immediately after made this amazing
Look at this girl, fighting for her life...
1. Dude that's the first room just restart the level
2. Dude just jump to the cloud already
3. Respect
4. Comedy
Die once or neutral climb a wall for 2 minutes
Madeline:
Imagine the worst edging session possible now follow that up with the second screen
Last room of 1A dashless moment
You know I didn't finish this game when it came out, and didn't get the chance to finish it until last month. I was ungodly levels of worried that I would be late to the party and everyone moved on since, but watching videos like these of people playing the game like it just came out yesterday has been such a relief. also if this happened to me i would've cried
same
i also first got into celeste in like december of last year, and was surprised to find that people still talk about this game. the community's lively as ever.
I'm so glad this game didn't fade into obscurity
@@Chosen1197masterpieces with a source of creation from a community will never die, geometry dash is a prime example of exactly that
@@HyperNova808lmao 7 years without a major update
@@Chosen1197it’s sad that the other game made by celeste’s devs, towerfall faded completely into obscurity, it’s multiplayer mode is amazing and definitely the most fun I’ve had in a couch, and the other modes, that are hard, no single person in the world has even completed all of them
i only played it last year because I saw a friend playing a few years back :)
Climbing a mountain isn't about doing what's faster
Climbing a mountain is about sending a message
True!
Dam the anxiety spikes just from watching this video
this feels like a real climber trying not to die
The end caught me off guard and made me laugh
the fact its the first screen really makes this video
bro really did not want to die. I experienced something similar in New super mario bros wii, When I fell I would try wall jumping to get back up.
As long as Mario is moving ONE pixel up, _the life is salvageable_
I love how despite it being much faster to just take the death there, every single Celeste player, myself included, are just as stubborn and also do this kind of shit
THAT ENDING!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
This video was a masterpiece!! An abaolute classic!!! English teachers will force their students to watch this in 10 years time!!!
"every death is a learning experience"
The death:
“My goals are beyond your understanding”
I was showing one of my friends Celeste for the first time and I got him playing chapter 1. He got into a difficult position with no dash or stamina and spikes everywhere underneath him. I told him "It's savable!" so he paused it, I took the laptop and his face when I spike jumped to get to the start of the screen and then completed it straight after
funniest celeste video on the internet
That had me at the edge of my seat the entire time
it would've been so easy to just die and restart the room (and much faster lol) but if it's savable
it's savable
- Why don't you ever give up?
- Because he never did...
We all just collectively watched this for two minutes.
this felt like watching the dvd logo actively trying to hit the perfect corner but not being able to alter its trajectory in any way
wow madeline really wants to stay alive
this 2 minute video shaved 30 years off my lifespan so thanks for that
Was on the edge of my seat and then loled at the end
This is very relatable. Truly a universal celeste moment.
Average Celeste experience
my heart hurts after watching this
That was striaght up edging
Celeste Farewell more like Celeste climbed up a well
THE FACT THAT IT'S THE FIRST ROOM LMAOOOO JUST LET IT GO MAN
This is what edging feels like
I was absolutely mesmerized by the repetitive tries, and then when they finally made it and did the little celebratory dance it was adorable. Then right after that I laughed so hard
The pride in not dying, the 2 minutes of suffering I went through, and the liberation when you saved it. I paused, and read and laugh with the comments, until I read that you died in the next room. And yeah. You just had to imitate the Kirby memem in Celeste.
Ty for this video lmfao
This seems like a joke that would be in a Henry Stickmin game
That was an emotional rollercoaster, I was rooting so hard for you
When you´re going for the golden strawberry, everything is possible
most viscerally painful 2 minutes of my life
This is the purest form of anxiety
"Yep, that's me"
1a dashless nightmares
This is probably the most stressful video I've ever watched. Also, I just realized how bad I am at this game, so thanks for that, too...I guess.😅
This player just did more successful neutral jumps on one screen than I've done the whole game 😂 Respect for the commitment!!
DAMN I WAS CURLING MYSELF IN AGONY 😭😭
This kind of saves should be implemented in custom levels more
The fact that it would've been so much quicker just to restart than to do this but your dedication said otherwise 😂
LOLLLL AND THE DEATH AT THE END 💀 Cherry on top😂😂
This is like edging at Gex's house
One of the funniest celeste vids out there 😂😂
This is exactly how playing Ultimate Chicken Horse feels sometimes
0:29 right here is where you can see it's possible
damn they told me cliffside flipside was inspired by 4A but i didnt know it was this similar 😔
Me trying to learn the first room of path of pain for 4 hours
I COULD FEEL HIS HANDS SHAKING
This feels like something i absolutely would do, not even two rooms in lol
I'm so proud of you for this
the fact that they could’ve just jumped to the left onto the cloud plausibly is killing me
that was some great comedic timing LOL good video my dude
omg you need to re-edit with the sisyphys meme song lmao
sisyphus *
an corner jump + slowfall to the cloud wouldn't work? rather than the turnaround? /genuine
Yeah a cornerkick to the cloud would work but cornerkick neutral can sometimes feel better to do! Depends on whatever comes to your brain in the moment
When you say "slowfall", do you just mean not fastfall, or is there a way to trigger a slower fall?
@@quantummidget There is obscure tech that allows you to fall ever so slightly slower, but in this case they just mean regular falling
@@quantummidgetif you don’t let go of jump you fall slightly slower than letting go of jump
@@quantummidgetwhen you're at the peak of your jump, if your jump key is still pressed Madeline falls twice as slow for a few frames, and it even works if you press jump at the peak of a non full-height jump, pretty cool piece of tech right here
The bro stayed for 2 minutes trying to climb 💀
..ironically, the first thing you show us is you *not* saving it.
This guy is practicing for expert maps
Correct!
Flawless Victory
God, I just broke when she died the very next second after proudly teabagging for the most useless save ever
Don't forget that she is "tired" while doing all that 😂
The definition of anxiety:
this hurt to watch 10/10
every tie you failed the neutral after the massive jump I was screaming JUST GO FOR THE CLOUDDD
i just watched someone suffer for two minutes for fun
When you fall in a flash platformer and your character grabs onto a pixel of a wall (we're saving this 30 second try for 2 hours boys!)
Salvageable is an infinitely funnier word imo, but i love this
My friend when he is play Ultimate Chicken Horse
This was anxiety inducing
This gave my anxiety, anxiety
You could have just landed on the cloud the first time you bounced off the high wall
Pure determination.
Haters will say it woulda been faster to just die and get back there
the end is 100% me.
TL;DR: 2 minutes of attempting a neutral cornerkick
Uh i um uh nice job!!!
Madeline is saved but the speedrun is dead
I wonder if jumping to the cloud would be possible and perhaps easier. Still mad impressed.
speedrun complete, submiting score.