17:40 the lag thing is actually true, but not for the reason mentioned. If you have space in your party and if you pull a new character, the game lags, loading them into your current party.
@@arhanmukherjee9270 I would think so, as long as its loading a character into your party. Though it can always be a 4-star or a standard banner 5-star you don't have.
One day, after dinner, while my younger sister and I were lounging about in Mr. Gopher Wood's yard, we spotted a fledgling Charmony Dove all on its own. That baby bird was tiny, it didn't even have all of its feathers, and it couldn't sing. When we found it, it was already on its last breath, having fallen into a shrub - probably abandoned by its parents. We decided to build a nest for it right there and then. However, thinking back, that winter was unusually cold, with fierce winds at night in the yard, not to mention the many poisonous bugs and wild beasts in the vicinity... It was clear that if we left the fledgling in the yard, it stood no chance of surviving until spring. So, I suggested we take it inside, place it on the shelf by the window, and asked the adults to fashion a cage for it. We decided that when it regained its strength enough to spread its wings, we would release it back into the wild. The tragic part - something that we'd never considered - was that this bird's fate had already been determined long before this moment... Its destiny was determined by our momentary whim. Now, I pass the power of choice to you all. Faced with this situation, what choice would you make? Stick to the original plan, and build a nest with soft net where the Charmony Dove fell? Or build a cage for it, and feed it, giving it the utmost care from within the warmth of a home? I eagerly await your answer.
knowing that the editor's account got cooked beyond what i thought was reasonably possible in this game makes this video so much fucking funnier lmaooooo
Its amazing how he defied the odds by having an acutal worst case senerino with the last account. All 5050s losses and all late pity except the weapon banner one
Observe as the guide expert, masterfully released the citlali guide in 1- 20 days. Masterfully in 20 days he released, the citlali guide in 30 days, only one total month, he managed to release the citlali guide after mavuikas guide after 40 days, the expert guide maker released the citlali guide. Observe. One day you too, can watch the citlali guide in 50 days. after 50 days, the expert guide maker released the citlali guide. 60 days is all it took, for this expert youtuber to release the citlali guide. 70 days is more than enough to release the guide, for this genshin guide maker. 70 days, is what it took.
Got excited with the ping thinking this was Citlali guide. Starting to think Citlali guide is a myth. Is she a real character? We’re pulling the said character here????? Citlali is real?????????
I ended up pulling a C1 for Deyha and I was like "Thats not the worst, Now shes more viable and now I can save for next banner" then I got Mauvika in 18 more pulls. Now I guess I will try my luck at getting C0 Childe on the chronicle banner especially with the 20 pulls coming for free.
it’s only for a double if you get a capturing radiance on a guaranteed. because your first mavuika was guaranteed, and it was your second 5 star that you lost, that the CR turned into a win = giving you a double 🎀
Animation during pull was different. The event pink wish icon flashes on the golden trail, while it's a sign for pity on that long 50\50 lose streak, game "gave" a character but then he also won 50\50.
the viewer was guaranteed a mavuika. but the special animation was triggered and that animation will only show IF u are on 50/50. so it means that the viewer got the guaranteed mavuika AND the 50/50 win mavuika
I WOULD NEVER LET MY VIEWERS DOWN!!!!
Okay mr. Socks
First Time Glorp
glorp
All the glorps are glorping glorping
Me when i lie
17:40 the lag thing is actually true, but not for the reason mentioned. If you have space in your party and if you pull a new character, the game lags, loading them into your current party.
does it also lag on tablet? if true then i finaly have a method to cope lmao
@@arhanmukherjee9270 I would think so, as long as its loading a character into your party. Though it can always be a 4-star or a standard banner 5-star you don't have.
@@arhanmukherjee9270 I play on tablet and yeah, it does lag
“ You stupid.....Oh my god, i got two jeans. BRO I GOT TWO JEANS I HAVE A PAIR OF PANTS. I GOT JEAN AND THEN I GOT NEW JEAN”
- New Year, New Zyox 2025
1000+ days for citlali guide
Yeah, where is his Citlali guide ? Has he mentioned a timeframe on his stream ?
@@aryannagpal4673 he's not making one, he doesn't like her and thinks she doesn't deserve one
me when i spread misinformation
@@cerpinthemute8774 i know you're joking tho, but i really think he likes citlali more than mavuika ABOBA
@@aryannagpal4673he mentioned on stream Citlali guide was supposed to be out soon Im pretty sure.
One day, after dinner, while my younger sister and I were lounging about in Mr. Gopher Wood's yard, we spotted a fledgling Charmony Dove all on its own. That baby bird was tiny, it didn't even have all of its feathers, and it couldn't sing. When we found it, it was already on its last breath, having fallen into a shrub - probably abandoned by its parents. We decided to build a nest for it right there and then. However, thinking back, that winter was unusually cold, with fierce winds at night in the yard, not to mention the many poisonous bugs and wild beasts in the vicinity... It was clear that if we left the fledgling in the yard, it stood no chance of surviving until spring. So, I suggested we take it inside, place it on the shelf by the window, and asked the adults to fashion a cage for it. We decided that when it regained its strength enough to spread its wings, we would release it back into the wild. The tragic part - something that we'd never considered - was that this bird's fate had already been determined long before this moment... Its destiny was determined by our momentary whim. Now, I pass the power of choice to you all. Faced with this situation, what choice would you make? Stick to the original plan, and build a nest with soft net where the Charmony Dove fell? Or build a cage for it, and feed it, giving it the utmost care from within the warmth of a home? I eagerly await your answer.
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Charmony dove mentioned
ta
has my brother ever told you the story of the charmony dove
nah, that was like the most traumatizing and soothing story of penacony, ill never forget that
All the glorps are glorping glorping
LOL
knowing that the editor's account got cooked beyond what i thought was reasonably possible in this game makes this video so much fucking funnier lmaooooo
Its amazing how he defied the odds by having an acutal worst case senerino with the last account. All 5050s losses and all late pity except the weapon banner one
The way scenario is spelt is so cursed😂😂😂
9:25 the moment i saw dori i knew it was cooked
Aintnoway bro is 2 weeks late
The clippers got there before him
truly the staller of all time
If i were in a stalling competition and my opponent is zy0x, i would have 0.069% chance to win
Citlali guide about get Gaming’ed (still in the basement)
"4-8 just like your height" ok Mr. Socks, bold words from the guy 2 sauces tall om
fricc this guy
Go back to editing
found a skeleton
i wish i could 😢
@@theoneandonii huh
@@theoneandonii sanest zy0x viewer
Bro was crying for 2 weeks and financially recovering from this accident
love the editing of the end, very poetic
Mirai I feel for you.
Observe as the guide expert, masterfully released the citlali guide in 1- 20 days. Masterfully in 20 days he released, the citlali guide in 30 days, only one total month, he managed to release the citlali guide after mavuikas guide after 40 days, the expert guide maker released the citlali guide. Observe. One day you too, can watch the citlali guide in 50 days. after 50 days, the expert guide maker released the citlali guide. 60 days is all it took, for this expert youtuber to release the citlali guide. 70 days is more than enough to release the guide, for this genshin guide maker. 70 days, is what it took.
CINEMA
I liked the video, please increase Mirai's daily rations to 2 bananas
Got excited with the ping thinking this was Citlali guide. Starting to think Citlali guide is a myth. Is she a real character? We’re pulling the said character here????? Citlali is real?????????
cryo characters are not real, wake up, your family misses you
@ what is your name😭
24:43 Mirai malding ICANT
“tuh day we are pulling for mauvika and some citlalis” 🗣️🗣️🔥
"Live reaction" was crazy🤣🤣🤣
Ever since I laughed at his misery, whether it's gacha pulls or artifact rolls. I got karma'd with the same suffering 😭
WE BRICKING EVERY VIEWER ACCOUNT WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥
00:00 Today, we're stalling the Citlali guide
PLEASE WHAT SONG STARTS AT 20:06 THIS KEEPS ME UP AT NIGHT
It’s the sped up version of the emart theme!
@paulinenguyen7901 THANK YOU SO MUCH. MY SAVIOURRRRR
2 weeks late I think the clipper was stuck in the closet Sneak
0:38 love that he checked their xiao first lmaoooooooo
Truly some pulls of all time. But by zy0x standards the W-L ratio was pretty decent
The end was so funny 😭
Poor editor. Edit Zy0x's hairline to go back for a full video. Or make him bald for the bad luck brought upon your pulls
Also thx for putting the background songs in the description mirai
-1 Editor indeed... Rip Mirai 💀
Congrats on getting a pair of pants!!! 😊😊😊
I like how viewer account changes to victim account
All the streamers are loosing, loosing, all the glorping streamers 😭🙏
omg is that the drunk guard from hsr he’s so cool i didn’t know he had a RUclips channel
year: 2025
25 is half of 50
this is indicative that you will win half your 5050s this year
21:44 saving this for the future
within 35 pulls I got Citlali and two Mavuika copies, been playing since release and this is by far the luckiest I've ever been.
Someome please tell me the name of the song that's played in the outro😩 like the one with the trumpet 🎺
This vid made me bloom
I saw a tiktok from the 10th viewer already, ig you could say Zy0x was in a hurry 😂
I feel bad for mirai for being bald man's editor and his content for just 2 bananas
11:36 Background music Aware Rubia
Damn, both of us lost the 50/50 to Tighnari
feel this pain .... same. 80 pity - Tignari
i lost every 50\50 in my life btw. I am f2p with c5 Jean, c1 Diluc, c2 Kequing, Dehya and Tignari.
Rare upload omegalul ta aboba
pulling before the guide 😭🙏🙏
OH MY GOD I'M BLOOMING
8:14, and you know what else we can imagine ?
A good vermillion piece
Bro finally delivered
I would like to vote the editor for President
bro got the posture
He made it 1:19 into the video
Bro couldn’t stop himself from mentioning vermillion
2y0x video after an exam LETSGO 😭😭😭
Aint now way he says "next victim"😭👹💀
i was gonna comment about viewer 3 and then finished watching holy streamer luck 😭
I ended up pulling a C1 for Deyha and I was like "Thats not the worst, Now shes more viable and now I can save for next banner" then I got Mauvika in 18 more pulls. Now I guess I will try my luck at getting C0 Childe on the chronicle banner especially with the 20 pulls coming for free.
Someone tell me how to participate in zyox viewer pulls pslslslslsls
I used Mavuika other Throne which is inside of the stadium to pull for her C3 R1 2:52
How do I participate? I want him to pull 4 me
detective conan theme mentioned?!
the ending im cryinggdhghgf -1 editor ICANT😭
But where is the citlali guideeeeee??? I have already built her but i wanna see the video
Live Reaction at the end source?
From time you said vermillion goblet I knew it was over
I was about to sleep bruv.
WALLAHI IM COOKED im sorry mirai have a banana on me
first video of bro not stunlocking since year 12
year "WTF" (2025) started with a fire in LA lmao, this ain't going too good so far
12:05
Just mood
“Go to Xlice’s stream”
SUUUUREEEE
Citlali brought more value to my account than Midvuika, because i already have a dedicated arlecchino and neuvilette team ready in place
Song 2:50 at?
Ode to joy
Will you do one for arlecchino to i could give mine 350 wish
Based outro song btw
bros doing anything but getting an anemo goblet😂😂😂
Shoulda let ya done my pulls for me cuz damn I’m going straight to hard pity for Citlali n still don’t have her lol
Bro cooked and got cooked
To be fair
You shouldn't expect to get 3 limited 5* with 50k primos
WAIT THAT SPECIAL ANIMATION IS FOR A DOUBLE???? I got that once but I didn't get any double 5*??????
it’s only for a double if you get a capturing radiance on a guaranteed. because your first mavuika was guaranteed, and it was your second 5 star that you lost, that the CR turned into a win = giving you a double 🎀
all these citlalis but no citlali guide..
17:37 mine lagged too and I got Mavuika lmao
I just started playing genshin after long time my new account after seeing mavuika but the days are short and I have 0 primos I can't get her😢
Need citlali guide
bro is two thirds of a phase late om
FOR CITLALI!
FOR MY CUTIE PATOOTIE!!!
viewers sucked all of his luck HAH
wheres the guide
11:11 curse of freddy fazbear be upon ye
HE BRICKED MY ACC!!!!!!!
Lol I got one Jean and 2 Bennys on my 39 pulls. I pulled 29 to get Mavuika and 10 for Citlali
Actually My year started lucky
16 pulls i got Mavuika, citlali and mavuika's weapon 😊
And in WUWA
carlotta and Zhezhi under 5 pulls 😊
Today he will stall on lost 50/50's
i think im gonna pull myself
I got C6R2 Mavuika and C2R2 Citlali
I manifested this dudes Mona. I've been praying on everyone's downfall since the fisrst day of the patch when i lost my Mavuika 50/50 to Mona
I'm jealous of everyone who lose their 50-50 to Tighnari T_T
Bottom tier low-effort content man.
Special shout-out to the twitch viewers named "chiorisleggings" and "chevreusestockings"
how did everyone know he was getting a double for the CR pull at 6:06 ?
Animation during pull was different. The event pink wish icon flashes on the golden trail, while it's a sign for pity on that long 50\50 lose streak, game "gave" a character but then he also won 50\50.
the viewer was guaranteed a mavuika. but the special animation was triggered and that animation will only show IF u are on 50/50. so it means that the viewer got the guaranteed mavuika AND the 50/50 win mavuika
@@snoopy109910/10 explanation. I wasnt the one who asked, but I definitely wanted to know.