I was tired and pressed the dislike button on accident and a week later a broke my arm from falling down the stairs because someone tripped me so this is karma but I fix it so yay it a like now for me T_T
Friends : hey you watch démon slayer right ? What is talking about ? Me : sooo tanjiro have to save his sister because she’s a demon and there is a yellow dorito and peppa pig going to help tanjiro to kill Michael Jackson HEE HEE
Muzan:,,u could never resist the way im staring into ur eyes" Me:,,she looked me deep in the eyes I dont care what u say he is not coming back because he's sticking with me dirty diana nooooo~!😂 Miss u MJ😢😫
@@c.1377 First of all, they didn't imply that they were doing anything romantic or sexual, so why would it be an issue? If anything, you're the one who read it that way.
Muzan: “I’m going to persuade you” Me:”Bet. I’m not afraid of death and that’s all you can threaten me with since you can’t get Tanji~Kun and Nezuko~Chan” Muzan: “God damn it” Me:”Hee Hee”
![BLACK BAG - Official Trailer [HD] - Only in Theaters March 14](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Du0Xp8WX_7I/mqdefault.jpg)
Me: *sees muzan*
My whole brain: HEE HEEEE
laxus dreyar Same XDD
Same
Same....
Same XD
Same
Muzan: You disgust me
me: aH, SO YOU'VE DISCUSSED ME
Omfg you didn't just pull a Hamilton reference
I’m a trust fund baby you can trust me-
THAT WAS FROM HAMILTON
THE LINE FROM ANGELICA TO BURR AND FROM BURR TO ANELICA
@@nyxdrawsthings6847 i'VE BEEN READING COMMON SENSE BY THOMAS PAINE
@@padmeamidala3331 SOME MEN SAY THAT IM INTENSE OR IM INSANE
We gettin' Michael Jackson ASMR now?
WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY... idk i love MJ
*HEE HEE*
OOF
*bETTTT*
Shush
Muzan: NO ONE TEST MY AUTHORITY
Me: bet, cartman
*bet, yellow Diamond*
Michael Jackson
Hehe if I ever met Muzan I would be roasting him😌💅
Bet Michel jackson😂😂😂😂
Bet the hole fandom will not give two shits 😂
Muzan:no answer?
Me:no,until you do a moonwalker
Muzan:...I'M NOT MICHAEL JACKSON!!!
Yes you are micheal Jackson
He really is tho.
He honestly is
L
I
A
R
XD
My friend and I: *talking*
Notification goes off
Me: Sorry, Michael Jackson needs my help. HEE HEE!
Ur friends : i h a v e b e e n h u r t b y a s m o o t h -criminal-
Oml
Pffff
Yes I was thinking that
*h e e h e e*
MUZAN YOU STAY AWAY FROM OUR PRECIOUS BABY TANJIRO!
ᏦanrᎧji M. Reeeeeeeee
? 0-0
Tanjiro Kamado What are you doin Here? leave before Muzan get cha
but Mitsuri why are you here and not with Obanai HUH
@@tanjirokamado2952 WTF ARE YOU DOING HERE
Muzan: *exists*
Also muzan: 🎶cUz Im bAd, iM BaD🎶
What a smooooootg criminal
🤣😂😭 i i am dying crying
I- YOU REALLY DID A MUZAN, OH MY-
HEE HEE
BOOM BOOM! ♡
BOOM BOOM
BOOM BOOM!!!
*sister shook* 🧍♀️
here’s my version of hee hee:
*_h e e h e e_*
DISRESPECT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW DARE YOU!!!!!
Hm? Whatever do you mean? Oh, have I done something wrong to it?
@@asteridyne sorry, its just EVERYONE IS DIS RESPECTING THE MJ!!!! WHYYYYYYY!!!!
I don’t think they’re meaning to, the character just reminds them of MJ.
*it’s the hat for me*
*the person who disliked this*
Me: I don't care if break your elbow
Ayo katsuki...whatcha doin here??
Shouldnt you be at UA studying?
@@Koiiru0-0 he is here bcs corona
I was tired and pressed the dislike button on accident and a week later a broke my arm from falling down the stairs because someone tripped me so this is karma but I fix it so yay it a like now for me T_T
@@star-wood wait really!?
@@sad_addiction2x651 yep
Alternate title: Micheal Jackson heehees to try find Tangerine
Cringe Kiddo 😂🤣 you have my respect
@@K4tsukis Thanks for your respect
You lost my respect 💀
OH MY GOD IM CRYING LOL
No it’s: hee hee man tries to find a precious bean
*Muzan needs your help finding tanjiro*
Also me: TaNjIrO i GoT nEzUkO
nO
Y e S
*y e s n t*
@@pygmypooof I'd run if I were you..
@@pygmypooof I'd run if I were you..
Friends : hey you watch démon slayer right ? What is talking about ?
Me : sooo tanjiro have to save his sister because she’s a demon and there is a yellow dorito and peppa pig going to help tanjiro to kill Michael Jackson HEE HEE
Im Gay UwU dear god you summarized it perfectly I am in awe
Emma Grace thank you
I haven’t finished it but like
THAT MAKES PERFECT SENSE
When you said yellow dorito, I immediately thought of Bill Cipher 😂
*im PEPPA PIG snort*
Me: Tanjiro is a precious bean who must be protected.
Muzan: Help me find him
Me: ...COME HERE TANJIRO. HERE BOY, CMERE!!!
😂😂😂😂
*DONT LISTEN TO MICHAEL JACKSON 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣*
@@missnob0dy287
H E E H E E
@@itznothannah7722 *SHSHSHSHSHSSSHH*
I like it but it’s a good game but it’s kinda not like the same thing as it was just a little boring and green then the sun was kinda boring!😒😒
Muzan:,,u could never resist the way im staring into ur eyes"
Me:,,she looked me deep in the eyes I dont care what u say he is not coming back because he's sticking with me dirty diana nooooo~!😂
Miss u MJ😢😫
wtf....?
My mind said '' welp time to die " and two seconds later I saying I don't regret listening to dat voice 😏
😂
Nezuko.....welp oh well I won’t tell 😋
Not gonna ask..
Wait, Michael Jackson needs my help!? Sighn me up!
YEAH!!!!! sign me up too,IF, he invite me to concert in Heaven ^v^
*WOWOWWOOWOWOWOWOWOWWOOWO*
Muzan: *"Death-"*
Me: nope im still hopping to get my body pillow that was ordered a year ago nope absolutely not
LOL I CANT-
@@Animeisbetterthenreallife RENGOKU!?!
I saw the picture and you IMMEDIATELY got my attention
Sameeeeee
Same
Muzan: I' m going to have so much fun.
Me: TANJIRO HELPPPPPPPPPPP PLEASEEEEE, HE IS CRAZYYYYY
The one dislike is from Tanjiro
No one :
Muzan : *_hEe HeE in japanese_*
DISRESPECT!!!!!
Im kidding....😅
@@b.chinn20277 I keep running into you
Muzan: There's a demon slayer
CinemaSins: role credits
I DIDN'T EXPECT TO SEE A CINEMA SINS REFERENCE, OH GOD
Me : start video.
Muzan: what’s wrong
Me : gulp Michael Jackson.....
"You disgust me"
And you made me bisexual,also can you turn into a cat
Those 4 dislikes are from Tanjiro,Zenitsu,Inosuke and Nezuko
Yes 👍
So true
Me: *sees the thumbnail* OMG IT'S MICHEAL JACKSON!! HEE HEE!! HEE HEE!! HEE HEEEEEE!!
Muzun: **talking**
My brain: *shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up*
Muzan: I’m going to ask you one more time , where is the boy? (3:41)
Me:...
Muzan: No answer?
Me: Not Until you say hee-hee 😤!
He has to moonwalk too
@@amani7625 YAA
HEE HEE
This comments are killing 😭🤣🤚
*me drinking chocolate milk*
*Sees akira post*
*drops all chocolate milk and clicking intensifys*
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Me at 1am
Legit me
@@CarlGrimez. lol
Muzan : I'm gonna have so much fun with you
Me : take my ankles take my knee caps I don't care
Is it just me or Muzan looks like Michael Jackson?
Literally the whole fandom thinks that-
He took mj's body when he died that's why there's so many mj sightings
@@jojibeanz no wonder XD
!!!FUN FACT!!! : Micheal Jackson is my FAVORITE singer and/or dancer
@@b.chinn20277 same.I miss him
Muzan: no one TEST my authority
Me:"ok" DAD
Muzan: Where is the boy
Me: kratos is that you???
muzan: needs help to find tanjiro
me: *i'd rather fucking eat rat poison then help you find my child bit-*
woah woah- calm down (°ー°〃)
@@MognaChaser BAHA I FORGOT I EVEN COMMENTED THIS- 💀
@@sum1inalotoffandoms lol
Whoa whoaa calm down Jamal-
@@shirogane_hoshi1136 don't pull out the 9👹
Him: you discuss me..
Me: ok damn! You’re even worse then my father.
Me sees muzan:
Me: HELLO MICHELL JACKSON
As you can see I am very narcissistic because I love hearing myself talk
YORCHII COME HERE YOU HAVE A JOB NOW YOU CANT SAY NO THIS IS SCARY
HAHAHAHAH F- YOU!
im so early that it says “no stream, tap to retry”
Mr hee hee man pls don't kill me
"No one tests my authority."
Uh, I'm sorry? I thought I just did.
Muzan:You’re staring at me
Me:WELL WHAT THE F*CK YOU WANT ME TO LOOK AT?! A LLAMA?!
His voice goes straight through my spine
Nezuko u are not supposed to be here u are to innocent in somethings
@@Angrypom07 this was in daki's history so i wanted to see
@@nezuko_chanoffcial603 ohh okie
@@Angrypom07 yes how are you
@@nezuko_chanoffcial603 im good and you
*reads title* OH HONEY NO
Me: * Sees Muzan*
My mind: Is michael jackson alive?
No Mj is the reincarnated of muzan
Do I feel 18+ vibes at the end?
Just me?
Okay....
(Honestly I wouldn't mind that kind of a video 👀😏)
bro sameee
IKRRR
...I mean-
IKR
Wdym
Muzan-*threatense me*
My brain- I'VE BEEN HIT BY A SMOOTH CRIMINAL 🕺✨
Muzan: your staring at me
Me: yeah your really cute
Title: Muzan needs your help to find Tanjiro
Me: Anything for you, Mr. Hee Hee
There could be a part 2 where Tanjiro saves the listener? 😃 That'd be pretty cool!
While i was watching this i was singing billie jeans
Him: You disgust me
Me: I disgust a lot of people
Muzan: you won’t be able to resist the look of my eyes looking in to your eyes
Me:*with no eyes* what eyes?
How did you type this comment then 👀
@@lexie1287 Idk guess😜
We need more Muzan asmr's
*PERIODT*
*Tanjiro run bby*
Muzan: where is the boy?
Me: doin somethin with giyuu-san.
•.•
Stop, tanjiro is 15-16 and giyuu is 21 (before the new generation come) so don't ship them , i know it's your option but...isn't that like...illegal?
@Demeka Coleman i meant yes , it's a joke , but sis please , i'm trying to explain why it's a bad one
@@c.1377 First of all, they didn't imply that they were doing anything romantic or sexual, so why would it be an issue? If anything, you're the one who read it that way.
Me:I CAN'T SIMP FOR A RIP OFF MICHEAL JACKSO-
Muzan:what's wrong?
Also me:HOW TF FUCK LET ME HE HE YOUR WAY🤩
The moment he started talking I went : 😶
muzan jaxson: I-
me: *HEE HEE*
him: Yo-
me: 🇭🇪🇪 🇭🇪🇪
him: OH MY- JUST
*kills me*
me: *Thx bab-HEE-HEE*
i have a problem..
Michael Jackson didn't die, he hee-hee'd himself into the demon slayer universe
welp I imagine he has a breathing style (if he was a hashira or demon slayer) it would be called HEE HEE 😔👌
for example 1st Breathe HEE HEE SLASH
Me: Oooo-
Muzan: *What's wrong?*
Me: *I-...* 🦋🦋
Yay Michael Jackson asmr I’m totally not scared ahahahahaha-
GOD I FELT LIKE MUZAN WAS REALLY IN MY ROOM AND TRY TO KILL ME- you're a legend😂😅
I see him my mom thinks I'm crazy It looks like I'm talking to someone 💀✋
Omg is Michel Jackson
Hee hee
*HEE HEE*
DISRESPECT TO THE MJ
@Dawn goldcamp
LET ME QUOTE VINE IN PEACE😤
@@libbybird5453 IF YOU DON'T DISRESPECT THE MJ, ok then.
Me: *Sees Muzan and needs my help to find Tanjiro* Eh... No. You have to go through me! No. One. Ever. Hurt. Our. Precious. Boi. Tanjiro and Nezuko.
(^w^)
IM GONNA HEE HEE MY ASS OUTTA HERE AND YOU NOT GONNA STOP ME MICHAEL JACKSON
Muzan : Why are you bringing up the past
My Oc : Lol you're scared of Yoriichi :D
OMG !!! Finally boss is here 🙆
Please do more ❤😍
Not me talk wit him 💀✋
0:59
"You're a demon, like me"
Me: WaIt- IS THE SUN UP?! BRING ME OUTSIDE! >;D
I'M GONNA TO HAVE SO MUCH FUN
ME : WITH MICHAEL JACKSON MUSIC? 😂
The whole time I was calling him *Hee Hee man* because he is The *Hee Hee man* and you cannot prove otherwise
"NO ONE test my Authority"
Me: yeah yeah, hee-hee
Muzan: “I’m going to persuade you”
Me:”Bet. I’m not afraid of death and that’s all you can threaten me with since you can’t get Tanji~Kun and Nezuko~Chan”
Muzan: “God damn it”
Me:”Hee Hee”
My friend: so is this really how you like to spend your days?
Me: i- YoU haVe A ProBlEm WiTh ThAt?
"I'm going to ask you one more time... Where is *the boy?*"
SIR, THIS IS A WENDY'S-
Lmao
yall we get Muzan Jackson ones now
Title : *muzan need your help to find tanjiro*
Me : *slip tea* He is under ur michael jackson hat
Muzan: help me find Tanjiro
Me: or what you just gonna heE hEe at me??
The curiosity brought me here, but I stayed for the jokes
Michael Jackson 2.0: *"You Disgust me"*
Me: *You do realize I could just teleport away from here right?*
Me : sees muzan
Me : OMG MUZAN JACKSON DO DA MOONWALK
muzan : what a f- I'm not Muzan jackson- and what is the MOONWALK-
"Where is the boy"
I- HOW DO I KNOW PROB JUST SLAYING DEMONS HOW DO I KNOWWWW
I somehow WANT to YEEET Muzan OUTSIDE in the SUN or YEEET him to SPACE
I dont know if adding that music in the background was a good idea since it was a bit creepy and that maked it harder to fall asleep
Micheal Jackson/Muzan: NO INE TESTED MY AUTHORITY
Me: ....Bruhhhhh I JUST DEEEEED
"you disgust me"
Me: Uno reverse Michael Jackson ✨HEE HEE ✨ *moonwalks out of there*
I really said when he asked were the boy was I said ima take that secret to my grave
Clicked on this and got a add for crunch roll playing demon Slayer! 😂❤ I just cant😂 so love his eyes
I guess know Tanjiro come to save me?😅❤️
Here we go again
He’s not bout to kill me- welp nice seeing ya bae 😫🤌
Him: Where's Tanjiro?!
Me: 👁👄👁
me: Michael jackson? that you?
muzan: *H E E H E E*
me: OH HELLLLLL NOOO
Muzan:*talking*
Me:Ok than Walmart Micheal Jackson
Muzan:Why are you bringing up the the past?
Me:pfft I knew it!!
Ahem HES not muzan he’s..........
He’s.....
MiChAeL jAcKsOn
Muzan :
Me : MicHael JaCksOn iS tHat YoU?
Soo Are we gonna get a Muzan x Listenerrrrr?? :3
Him:what I’m about to do to you... I’m going to have so much fun...!(murder)
Me:Ummm... manz that sounds a bit weird I just wanted some ice cream
…
H E E H E E