If his name is Tim Key, he's got what is traditionally known as a "bang bang" name. If his name is Timothy Key, he's got what is traditionally known as a "moth" in his name.
In the last Horne section podcast Horne describes Key as a genius, in the same breath as Hanz Zimmer is to the world of film scores. In this episode Tim doesn’t know animals or his name.
Tim is absolutely a genius. I think he chose to play a buffoon in this show and I'm so glad he does. It takes a true genius to realize what's truly important in life and sometimes that's simply laughter. I adore the man.
My dad died today. In his last days we played "No More Jockeys". His brain was still sharp even though cancer had ravaged his body. I also taught the game to my brother's family. They had to high tail it back to Victoria (Australia) by midnight due to COVID border closures. They got stuck in traffic for hours at the border and also in a COVID testing queue the next day. They amused themselves playing this game. Thank you Alex Horne and Co!
You did good buddy. I was in traffic at the Vic border around then, just as the border shut. Made it through before things got too hectic. Still trying to convince my partner of the joys of the game... it's the banter she's lost on. I try, and I try... she looks at me like I'm mad. Oh well. Each to their own eh.
@@franksimon8375 Calling someone's account of their father's death "drivel" and "lies" seems sociopathic to me. Why even comment and draw attention to what a lowlife you are?
So very sorry for your loss... What a beautiful thing to share with someone so close, and I'm sure he cherished those moments so much. Hope you've healed with time and are in a better place! NMJ forever!
I have no idea what either of those ate based on their names, as an American (the real heroes of Britcom, because if it were up to you soft babies it would be German)
Key is clearly a man of the winter months, a machine in lower temperatures, I hope that Timothy can continue to not be pathetically useless at this game for 2021.
From below the line I'd just like to say thank you for these videos, it's been a terrible year globally and in some ways personally but these videos have been a light in the darkness, over!
I'd just had a conversation about the importance of finding some joy in the current madness that is the world today. NMJ is most definitely that for me.
Congratulations Watto on your well fought win. It's great to see you entering this new year in full force. I pray Horne and Key can keep up in future bouts, because as it's looking, you might just take all of 2021.
Mark Watson, I loved your book, Contacts. So lovely to read, the story flowed nicely, and I was surprised at the ending! Definitely recommend it! ❤️❤️❤️❤️
Classic Key, instantly forgets 3 categories, puts himself in despite having a bang bang name, argues it's not his name, forgets to stamp an envelope. We've all done it.
I initially thought Alex has dyed his hair pink! I so hope greg would shout at him and make him clean the dye during their banter portion sometime in future!
What a fantastic game. We had Watto starting memes and two grown men running to the postbox whilst not filming themselves on their phones. Loved it! My three favourite twerps, happy 2021 everyone!
Key (to start): Shelley Duvall - No more crying in photos. Watson: God - No more animalagrams from any single name. Horne: Rod Hull - No more "Bang! Bang!" (single syllable forename and surname) names. Key: Moses - No more people who don't primarily wear trousers. Watson: Dido - No more royalty [MISSED CHALLENGE? (Trouser situation)] Horne considers Pingu (fails for animal (Gnu, pig, pug) and lack of trousers...) Horne: Kevin Na - No more helpers carrying things. KEY CHALLENGE SUCCESSFUL - Kevin Na has had a photographed cry. HORNE OUT. Key: Tim Key - No more people with an agent. WATSON CHALLENGE SUCCESSFUL - Tim Key is a "Bang! Bang!" name. KEY OUT. WATSON WINS!
Category for Trousers was no more Men who don't primarily wear trousers, so Dido was fine, being a woman, and If someone challenged Pingu on it, I'd have argued he's a penguin not a man/he's a boy not a man (but definitely has Pig in there)
@@jaapsch2 Worse, I didn't even think of animals in 'Pingu'! I thought Pingu couldn't pass because he's a stop motion animation character (so definitely photographed all the time) and he's cried a lot...
I spent a large part of this game thinking I'd have had a successful challenge against Moses with Moose. I'm definitely better off below the line, where I can keep my stupid challenges to myself. Oh damn.
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If his name is Tim Key, he's got what is traditionally known as a "bang bang" name.
If his name is Timothy Key, he's got what is traditionally known as a "moth" in his name.
Opinion given.
@@ThomasGiles Opinion received. Over
He'd have had to walk! Good opinion!
Would still be a debate over whether the moth (that grows on buildings) is actually an animal.
Big ifs.
Key's continued inability to comprehend what "animal" means is truly fascinating.
It's anything that's not a rock, or a tree
@@mertaksac9718 except birds and creatures, they're definitely not animals
I was surprised that he volunteered "ant" as an animal. Surely if a bird is a creature then an ant is a bug.
"Watto, who's more mental at the moment?" is maybe the sentence to sum up NMJ.
Hello! You're here as well!
@@una_10bananas Heyyy, you!
"a lot of people below the line [...] they've got opinions"
We sure have, and they're primarily about job gloves.
In the last Horne section podcast Horne describes Key as a genius, in the same breath as Hanz Zimmer is to the world of film scores. In this episode Tim doesn’t know animals or his name.
Tim is absolutely a genius. I think he chose to play a buffoon in this show and I'm so glad he does. It takes a true genius to realize what's truly important in life and sometimes that's simply laughter. I adore the man.
My dad died today. In his last days we played "No More Jockeys". His brain was still sharp even though cancer had ravaged his body. I also taught the game to my brother's family. They had to high tail it back to Victoria (Australia) by midnight due to COVID border closures. They got stuck in traffic for hours at the border and also in a COVID testing queue the next day. They amused themselves playing this game. Thank you Alex Horne and Co!
So sorry for your loss! Glad this game has brought you some joy!
You did good buddy. I was in traffic at the Vic border around then, just as the border shut. Made it through before things got too hectic. Still trying to convince my partner of the joys of the game... it's the banter she's lost on. I try, and I try... she looks at me like I'm mad. Oh well. Each to their own eh.
Lies. Nobody writes that drivel on the day their dad dies unless they're a sociopath.
@@franksimon8375 Calling someone's account of their father's death "drivel" and "lies" seems sociopathic to me. Why even comment and draw attention to what a lowlife you are?
So very sorry for your loss... What a beautiful thing to share with someone so close, and I'm sure he cherished those moments so much. Hope you've healed with time and are in a better place! NMJ forever!
"You are three of my best friends," said the lonely fan to the guys above the line.
Watch it on full-screen, there is no line.
who's the fourth? dinky donk?
Tim's gradually intensifying laugh at the end is pure joy.
I loved it and I loved Alex's reaction to it. So sweet!
i personally think that every episode should end with a calm and collected debrief from mark. didn't mind it at all!
Tim really spooked me at the start because I was eating a pilchard and a wine gum
I have no idea what either of those ate based on their names, as an American (the real heroes of Britcom, because if it were up to you soft babies it would be German)
@@franksimon8375 What on earth are you talking about?
Watering can drinks, grumpy Key, awkward silence, Mark alone twice, and a race to mail winnings... proper silly game. Excellent!
Good to see Katherine Parkinson's chicken on Mark's 'shark' jumper.
"Happy new year to everyone, no matter your proximity to the line" said Philip hungoverdly
We’re nearly a year on, but this first All-Star Match is still an all-time classic.
Couldn't agree more.
[mischievous laughing] is the best soundbite to encapsulate tim key in any NMJ game, i feel
it's great to see key admit that you can, in fact, meet an animal ( 15:34 )
That bonus race footage at the end was brilliant.
NMJ is, when you really stop and think about it, the best thing to come out of 2020.
Yet.
Well, 2020 is over, when you think about it, but thank Jason NMJ is still here.
Raising a watering can to everyone BTL... have a good one!
I think you mean thank Alphonso Majestic
Those giggles at the end are the perfect way to start the year.
Never laughed so much at a video stopping recording at the end of this. Shakespearean.
I appreciate that this ended with a brief Watsonathon.
5 minutes in: I feel like I was invited to a party and no one told me it was a murder mystery evening.
'I mean I'm definitely out' he graciously concedes, after arguing 'CAN YOU SEE TEARS' for 2 minutes previously
Making a case for a future asterisk by his score perhaps :D
Happy New Year to all above and below the line! 🎉
Key‘s laugh at the end has already made all of 2020 worth it, so I guess there’s that.
Just watched this one again, possibly the greatest ending of all of them!
£87, $6, €5 and a top golf card all lost on a self bang bang, wonder if there is a photo of Key crying now
Ironically Penelope Pitstop would've been a solid play
(shut up leggings are trousers)
@@bazh6041 though leggings would be a problem for an eel..
@@chriskaprys Ah, I looked so long for an animal in there. Slippery bastard.
@@bazh6041 the one about trousers stipulated men anyway so penelope would be all good - except I just found a video of penelope pitstop crying
Without doubt one of the finest episodes.
Also, Horne appears to live in some sort of Gatsby-esque mansion!
Key is clearly a man of the winter months, a machine in lower temperatures, I hope that Timothy can continue to not be pathetically useless at this game for 2021.
Ahh glad to see this is yet another episode of Tim Key's fascinating animal facts. Happy he talked about my favorite animal: moss.
Interesting to hear Key say he "met" a dog. Sounds like the Queen could meet a horse after all.
Not many things make me laugh on my own, very loudly, but no more jockeys does every time
stellar performance from watto there, that is prime no more jockeys, also very nice to have these little watto soliloquies i don't mind it
From below the line I'd just like to say thank you for these videos, it's been a terrible year globally and in some ways personally but these videos have been a light in the darkness, over!
Incredible sportsmanship from the athletes at the end over
27:50 - Watto's Kate Winslet Oscar speech while being heckled by Key.
tim’s giggling cures my ailments
This show is such a dependable source of simple joy.
horne's interior house reveal with primarily a horne in the frame
"Can I go get a beer and pour it into my watering can?"
I'd just had a conversation about the importance of finding some joy in the current madness that is the world today. NMJ is most definitely that for me.
No one:
Key: Hello Moses my old friend
"Your friend and mine, two pounds" - Key
I never previously thought of God as an example of nominative determinism.
Is God a job? We've come full circle
@@1307jayjay Does God wear jobgloves?
@@stuffandthat157 Only when it's cold.
@@stuffandthat157 are watering cans gob jugs?
I'd say God is his title, like Lord or Father. His "true" name would be יהוה, probably pronounced Yahweh.
That ending footage was some "Blair Witch Project" level of scary. (it was great)
Best thing to come out in 2021.
Come to think of it.
Congratulations Watto on your well fought win. It's great to see you entering this new year in full force. I pray Horne and Key can keep up in future bouts, because as it's looking, you might just take all of 2021.
Happy new year to everyone. Thanks for Alex, Mark and Tim for bringing a little extra joy into 2020 :)
the ending is just *chefs kiss*
What a wholesome game this is.
Mark Watson, I loved your book, Contacts. So lovely to read, the story flowed nicely, and I was surprised at the ending! Definitely recommend it! ❤️❤️❤️❤️
When you really think about it, 2021 could have really used a Mert Aksac to kick off the year with a bang (said below the line)
Or a Penelope Pitstop.
Classic Key, instantly forgets 3 categories, puts himself in despite having a bang bang name, argues it's not his name, forgets to stamp an envelope.
We've all done it.
Absolutely fantastic. Thank you, Men! for your generous playfullness.
She said delightedly.
Key struggling with what an animal is again 😂
No More Jockeys goes surprisingly well with a glass of port and some cheese.... happy new year.
'This is a serious game' *immediately drinks beer from red plastic thing that may or may not be a watering can*
It's been a good year for NMJ rulings so far
When you think about it starting 2021 with a NMJ is a great way to start the year for us people below the line. OVER!
Rinsing your watering can seems like a long forgotten line from a Carry On film. Anyway, I wouldn’t recommend doing it publicly.
A special?! Thank you. Top lads, all 3 of you. Well, at least 2 of you for sure.
Corrrr thanks for this episode timing guys, this will see me through the critical first hungover hour of my year!
Excuse me but there is a
Portuguese Water Dog so Tim was kinda close!
As soon as Horne introduced the bang bang names I knew there was going to be a Tim vs Timothy argument down the line
To the forgotten people from the Left and Right of the line.
Happy New year.
Bless this content. Thanks for keeping us (below the line) company during just a load of nonsense in 2020.
not enough drinking
but, hope you all have a safe '21!
thanks for the laughs
Never thought I would see them drink out of a watering can...I love these guys!
This episode made me very happy. Thank you, Over.
Heck in Pingu, there is pig and gnu! Noot noot good Mr Horne!
Don’t you absolutely hate it when you accidentally get Socrates having a cry?
That pause after "ole"
Kills me.
Excellent - I thought every session you guys were drinking! I look forward to the one where you are REALLY drinking...Happy New Year!
Only 30 seconds of fumble-fingered websearching on my phone to find Ms. Duval crying in The Shining. Good job. Gloves. Damn.
Made a brew and grabbed the hob nobs! Now for the real treat......No More Jockeys!
Oh my goodness gracious gravy, this has REALLY made 2021 a great year.
tiMOTHy key
My word, that would have been absolutely glorious
Definitely the drinking episode.
DEFINITELY.
I initially thought Alex has dyed his hair pink! I so hope greg would shout at him and make him clean the dye during their banter portion sometime in future!
This was such a treat/surprise - thank you!
Wow. What a pleasant welcome to the New Year.
@Matt Guts mused contentedly
Don't mind Horne's denim shirt actually
One part of a Canadian tuxedo!
What a fantastic game. We had Watto starting memes and two grown men running to the postbox whilst not filming themselves on their phones. Loved it!
My three favourite twerps, happy 2021 everyone!
In 2020 Fridays were the best.
At 16:01 it looks like Horne is rolling a joint
Key's anti-joke pose is devistating.
Happy New Years from below the line and across the pond.
Best thing about 2021, yet
Easily the best game to date.
Classic Tim.
Key (to start): Shelley Duvall - No more crying in photos.
Watson: God - No more animalagrams from any single name.
Horne: Rod Hull - No more "Bang! Bang!" (single syllable forename and surname) names.
Key: Moses - No more people who don't primarily wear trousers.
Watson: Dido - No more royalty [MISSED CHALLENGE? (Trouser situation)]
Horne considers Pingu (fails for animal (Gnu, pig, pug) and lack of trousers...)
Horne: Kevin Na - No more helpers carrying things.
KEY CHALLENGE SUCCESSFUL - Kevin Na has had a photographed cry.
HORNE OUT.
Key: Tim Key - No more people with an agent.
WATSON CHALLENGE SUCCESSFUL - Tim Key is a "Bang! Bang!" name.
KEY OUT.
WATSON WINS!
Category for Trousers was no more Men who don't primarily wear trousers, so Dido was fine, being a woman, and If someone challenged Pingu on it, I'd have argued he's a penguin not a man/he's a boy not a man (but definitely has Pig in there)
@@345tom Wow, I didn't even see the pig in Pingu. I just saw Gnu, and left it at that.
@@jaapsch2 Worse, I didn't even think of animals in 'Pingu'! I thought Pingu couldn't pass because he's a stop motion animation character (so definitely photographed all the time) and he's cried a lot...
I spent a large part of this game thinking I'd have had a successful challenge against Moses with Moose. I'm definitely better off below the line, where I can keep my stupid challenges to myself. Oh damn.
I have a blompy bang name.
The more I watch this episode, the more I understand the necessity for these men to be drunk while playing.
Key met a dog... but did the dog meet Key?
Nice ceilings Horne's got.
Full truth, I have once helped Kevin Na the golfer carry his things he uses for work.
My guess for "What's Watto Eating" is: teeth.
My money was on tongue.
I've bought Key's and Watto's books but haven't spent any money on Horne, will you accept a cheque?
A mixed envelope of pounds, dollars, and euros
You can always support the Horne Section’s Patreon, or buy the Taskmaster book.
@@bondfool yeah, after I wrote that I realised I had bought a jingle on the Horne Section Podcast!
@@oobydoobanooby Me too!
Don't worry I got bird watching watching and word watching for Christmas so that evens it up... or down.
plotting my escape from below the line.
I think if BTL turned up at one of their houses they would probably call the police. Said a BTLer seriously.
I want more Watto monologues
A Spanish Water Dog is a kind of moss.