PJ My high school friends & I couldn’t wait to get out of DE when we left for college, but we all came back home to live. I know people who haven’t ever been out of their towns like Claymont or Bellefonte - except perhaps for a wedding - and they had no desire ever to leave! I have a BIL who was just like like this. He never went further than Philly until my sister dragged him into the 20th century, but he’s still a homebody.
She really committed to the bit at the end , very cool. I enjoyed both the bit and the interview. She is always a great guest. There is awkward and then there is entertainingly awkward and smart. Aubrey has that down better than anyone. A very unique talent.
Thank you Stephen and Aubrey, your two RUclips snippets had me smiling continually. Great comedy chemistry between you. Best wishes from New Zealand.🇳🇿
This is the best segment of Community Calendar ever! Audrey Plaza has a natural snide-ness that makes her perfect for this skit. Devilish deadpan delivery.
@@touchofgrey5762 I will. I can't believe it is not available on my Direct TV, Netflix, Amazon Prime or RUclips premium without additional charges! WTH?
4:26 lmao I live less than a mile from Bar XIII! They are like a heavy metal bar for the most part and used to have a huge clown sign out front. Delaware is a weird place.
Hey, quiet about that... I'm hoping for innocent normal people to get the wrong idea and show up on a Saturday night during a metal show instead of the karaoke they expected.
E Grimes Hey let’s go - @Kimberly K, you & me. Sounds like we’re all right in the same place! I might be innocent about Bar XIII but I’m def not normal ;-)
Woah guys. Don’t forget the Clifford Brown jazz festival on this month from June 16 - 23. It’s the largest free outdoor music festival festival on the east coast!
Used to be the Rockwood Ice Cream Festival around July 4; NCC took over maintenance of the mansion & grounds so they renamed it. Personally from a marketing standpoint I think that’s a horrible idea, because everyone in Northern DE & greater Chadds Ford area/ Brandywine Valley knew about Rockwood Ice Cream Festival! Pirate Festival is with the Kalmar Nyckel, KalmarNyckel.org. Come see us!
The rest of Delaware doesn't get any better... It just sucks in general, but for different reasons for different towns. Delaware - diversity and "endless possibilities". 😂
Only 4?? Lucky. I’m an ‘immigrant’ from Pennsylvania (THAT IS A JOKE people sheesh). My family moved here when I was 6. Q - What is there to do in DE? A - Go to Philly
OK, I'll bite: "Friday afternoon is free admission day at the Children's Science Museum. After school, take the kids to the newest exhibit, 'Frogs: Truth or Legend?'. They've also installed a new interactive learning room, where young scientists can play freely with such scientific items as paint thinner, nail polish remover, glass cleaner, and a half-empty bucket of grout starter. Saturday has been merged with Sunday to create Superday! Monday will not harm you, but you should stock up on latex gloves, nonetheless. And Tuesday is hornet-free dining at the Olive Garden."
Cypresssina Sweetheart, don’t fret. Few of us can wear yellow. I know you didn’t ask for advice, I’m going to give some. Read it or skip it, take it or don’t; it’s entirely up to you, but I hope my words are helpful to you or someone. Maybe try some different shades of yellow if that’s a colour you feel strongly about. Perhaps a very pale yellow, or a strong bumblebee-like yellow (remember bumblebees or am I showing my age?). I’ve struggled with wearing yellow all my life, but I eventually accepted that yellow simply isn’t a colour which goes with my skin’s undertones. So, I chose others! So can you. There is an entire palette of colours from which to choose, so go crazy! Play with pinks, oranges, greens, greys, purples…you get the idea. I’d also recommend TRYING colours with your skin before you BUY. Go to an actual store, hold an item up near your face to see what looks good with your skin and undertones. Don’t forget to take the item near the store’s front window to check the look there. Sunlight can make colours look VERY different than they do under fluorescent lights. Plus, nothing says you can’t accent your wardrobe with yellow. like in the patterns of your tops or dresses, jeans or other bottoms; your shoes, bags, belts, hats, whatever. Just try to tie the look together. It can be hard - I know. I’m much better at talking about it than I am at putting this into practise. And no - I’m not a paid anything. I’m just a woman who remembers wanting to yellow at age 9 but it made my face look more yellow than the shirt. So I understand. Keep in mind no matter which colours you wear, the most important thing you’ll ever wear m - no, not a smile, those people can shove it - is CONFIDENCE! Keep your head up. Have CONFIDENCE you know what you’re doing, whether you do or not. Enter a room like you own the place. Have confidence. You’ll be FANTASTIC in anything you wear. Best of luck ~ L
OJ Pistorius minute 22 on for Eminem it is so good though as it looks like Eminem is like what is happening but he’s of course part of the joke and it is a real show and segment.
Great place for concerts. What about 1984 bar/arcade? I’ve been there a few times. Was supposed to go see the Huntington’s on Valentine’s Day but couldn’t make it (local Wilmington punk band for those who don’t know)
The Antichrist That’s right! I was trying to think of what was there before Bar XIII - thank you! I now can see the clos face in my head again. Isn’t it funny how you can traverse the pike every day & suddenly not be able to picture what was there ‘before now,’ as it were?
HI Media I think you have to subscribe to the paper or listen to WDEL, WJBR, WSTW or something. The ‘oldies but goodies’ easy-listening, good for doctors’ offices-stations. Yeah. Might be why we didn’t hear about this stuff. I knew about the pirate festival because I was a volunteer for the Kalmar Nyckel for years & I still get the email. Kalmarnyckel.org Check it out!
Another funny thing about Wilmington we were riding BMX in the hood looking for the skate park and for some reason there’s a random pirate ship in the middle of the ghetto in Wilmington. I wonder if that’s what I had the pirate festival.
Wilmington is the biggest city in Delaware with a population of 72,000. That is not a small town at all. I'd say you have to be under 15,000 or so to be a small town.
Robby Freeman The 2018 estimate for Wilmington Delaware’s population is a slightly more than 70k people, not 72k people, according to FactFinder.com. When comparing Wilmington to small towns in the American Midwest or rural communities, 70k+ people does sound like a large number for a city. For people who live in DE and those comparing Wilmington to ‘big’ cities, Wilmington simply does work. If one looks at Wilmington in comparison with its neighbours Philadelphia or Baltimore, Wilmington is a small town. If one expands the map a bit further to include East Coast cities yof Washington DC, New York City, Boston, Raleigh-Durham, Atlanta, and Miami, Wilmington is but a blip on the map. If one watches national news, Wilmington is hardly ever included on national maps of the continental US. Boston, New York, Philly, and DC are shown, and perhaps Pittsburgh if the map is zoomed in on PA, but not Wilmington. Wilmington is simply not a large or important city, regardless of the number of people residing in or around it. Take it from the people who live here.
I love Aubrey Plaza, bless her synapses, if I was thirty years younger she’d still destroy my advances with one glance. And if I knew where she was, and could get there, and have a reason to approach her. Then I would go home.
Don't sell yourself short. She'd destroy your advances with one glance today. At your age, she might give you a cute smirk first. Although having a time machine would be nice.
Her dry sense of humor, wit, and sarcasm are so brilliantly comedic, second to none; I love her....
Agreed lol
Joshua Jung Well...Duh. But that brain, though! Fewer and far between, anymore.
The look in her eyes when she said “and scream” over and over again honestly frightened me a little. She’s so twisted and hot.
I love how they filmed it to make it look like a local talk show from the 90's all fuzzy and hurt my eyes
Yes, that lovely VHS feeling.
I thought it was my cataracts. phew
They nailed it. This is exactly how I remember local news growing up: hard to watch literally and figuratively.
That was on purpose? Thank goodness! I tried changing the settings and it just looks worse on higher resolution - like 3D without the glasses.
You like that? No judgement.
When Aubrey says " I can't wait" it feels like she is full of enthusiasm.
you would be too if u grew up in Delaware.
Aubrey Plaza can say the most ordinary things and make me laugh so hard I choke myself. I don’t know how she does it.
@@PJ-vh6jr Maybe it is true. But I am from eastern Europe, and, probably, there is no place less enthusiastc then this.
@@kir6688 oh come on. Russians are the most excitable enthusiastic ppl I know! lol
PJ My high school friends & I couldn’t wait to get out of DE when we left for college, but we all came back home to live. I know people who haven’t ever been out of their towns like Claymont or Bellefonte - except perhaps for a wedding - and they had no desire ever to leave!
I have a BIL who was just like like this. He never went further than Philly until my sister dragged him into the 20th century, but he’s still a homebody.
Aubrey is so perfect for weird crap like this.
Her dead stare in the camera on the screaming line was hilarious.
Yep lol
0:44 she sounds even scarier when she tries to speak like a normal person. LMAO
Yep lol
Like a psycho learning to human
She really committed to the bit at the end , very cool. I enjoyed both the bit and the interview. She is always a great guest. There is awkward and then there is entertainingly awkward and smart. Aubrey has that down better than anyone. A very unique talent.
Aubrey is so beautiful!
Those eyes, right?
we can see that :D
"Do you like homemade gifts? Trick question, everybody does..." 🤣
Thank you Stephen and Aubrey, your two RUclips snippets had me smiling continually. Great comedy chemistry between you. Best wishes from New Zealand.🇳🇿
Yep lol
It's like Ron Burgundy and Veronica Corningstone all over again.
Man Aubrey freaking delivered! Talent and beauty and a touch of scary.
I just LOVE Aubrey. You are Gold, Aubrey Plaza.
This is the best segment of Community Calendar ever! Audrey Plaza has a natural snide-ness that makes her perfect for this skit. Devilish deadpan delivery.
She is so absolutely gorgeous and is so incredibly talented with a sense of humor.
I'm from just outside of Wilmington, and maybe it's kinda sad but for a few of these I actually thought "Oh, that actually sounds fun!"
As someone from Delaware I appreciated even a little recongition.
Cool lol
This was complete shade lol. Like father feast....and wilmington
She has said she gets a little nervous on talk shows, so did anyone notice at 4:21 that she's actually shaking a bit while holding the cup?
Stephen Colbert has single-handedly brought together all of the Wilmington Delaware fans in one comment section
I love how the quality of the video changed to make it look like public access.
Her delivery was spot on.
The absolute perfect cohost for this segment.
She's hysterical! And the writing is the best. I have never seen her before. (yes, I have lived in a bubble for 20 years)
Watch safety not guaranteed
@@touchofgrey5762 I will. I can't believe it is not available on my Direct TV, Netflix, Amazon Prime or RUclips premium without additional charges! WTH?
Lorrie Lorrie I’ve never heard of her before this & I’m from Delaware. I definitely have not lived in a bubble….
@@magnolia1222 parks and recreation, which I have not seen. But she's great. Dead pan, huge expressive eyes, sarcastic...
Stephen, if you ever consider an Ed or an Andy, consider an Aubrey.
Congratulations to the winners! Thanks again Crystal.
Don’t knock my Ice Cream Festival! lol
Every year.. dependable.
I love her. Lol great humour
The graphics team nailed this. It's too real.
👏👏👏👏👏
Aubrey Plaza makes everything better.
I love her so much! Why isn't she in every movie ever???
Also, it seems she has great Mom instincts!
Hilarious. Aubrey is always a treat
Set the video quality to 480p for a better experience
Why does does that make her naked
KK Fong Why? This is in 1080p, you get to see more details of @evilhag that way. Why would you want less?
3:58 u know when it say something so many times it doesn’t even sound like words any more
You had me at "with Aubrey Plaza."
4:26 lmao I live less than a mile from Bar XIII! They are like a heavy metal bar for the most part and used to have a huge clown sign out front. Delaware is a weird place.
I know me 2 right by the pats and that place is a shit hole I have against all odds come to love 😂😂😂
Hey, quiet about that... I'm hoping for innocent normal people to get the wrong idea and show up on a Saturday night during a metal show instead of the karaoke they expected.
@@evigrimes397 great plan yes I love the karaoke night
"Well I was going to do a song from The Bee Gees but it's a Burzum kinda night instead."
E Grimes Hey let’s go - @Kimberly K, you & me. Sounds like we’re all right in the same place! I might be innocent about Bar XIII but I’m def not normal ;-)
when your from Delaware and have heard of these lmao
This needs to be a regular segment. With Aubrey. Please Colbert! Make this happen
Shouldn't have watched this while eating. Choked on my cereal at the final "Way-mington" pun.
😂😂😂
Woah guys. Don’t forget the Clifford Brown jazz festival on this month from June 16 - 23. It’s the largest free outdoor music festival festival on the east coast!
Crap I missed it. Love Clifford Brown Festival!
When I worked @ ‘The Bank’ I parked there & walked up - free parking!
the ice cream bit reminds me of welcome to nightvale a bit, I think Aubrey would be a great guest narrator on the podcast
I was just wondering why there hasn’t been any Community Calendars lately, love to see it back on the show!!
Low key some of those events sound like fun.
Wilmington has some nice stuff going down
But be careful coming back up.
This video sparks joy
Being from Newark DE, i didn't know most of those things, but thanks for letting me know about the ice cream fest and the pirate day
Used to be the Rockwood Ice Cream Festival around July 4; NCC took over maintenance of the mansion & grounds so they renamed it.
Personally from a marketing standpoint I think that’s a horrible idea, because everyone in Northern DE & greater Chadds Ford area/ Brandywine Valley knew about Rockwood Ice Cream Festival!
Pirate Festival is with the Kalmar Nyckel, KalmarNyckel.org.
Come see us!
I love the bad video quality in these segments. So we immediatly know we're looking at a small-town broadcast.
Aubrey is a natural for all sorts of on-camera work!
I live in Delaware and
Aubrey Plaza is the queen of Delaware and I guess Joe Biden is the king of Delaware lol
Leslie Knope would love this.
I’m from and live in Delaware and I was not aware she was from Delaware
Joe Biden was born in northeast Pennsylvania but he moved to Delaware when he was 10.
Haha that's not saying much, poor Delaware. Wilmington is such a broad term for people who don't know New Castle Co. Wonder what area she's from.
Let's not bring up Joe right now and just pretend Delaware has more to offer in the way of men
Alcohol, vehicles and middle-aged despair is Delaware in a nutshell😂
Saw her playing cat women on the previous episode and now I'm here...
One of the best in while for Mr. Cobblert, in the right format for his talent....s.
Gh Google Mr Cobblert LMFAO
OMG her eyes at 4:00. I wish she'd instead played Lydia in a Beetlejuice reboot. Not hating on CP though.
There was a Beetlejuice reboot?
And I waited until 4:00 to respond, youre so right, her and Wynona were born for that role
Who is CP?
@@AisuruMirai (C)hild's (P)lay.
Also she kept that look when they switched cameras lmao, they should've stayed on her.
What Beetlejuice reboot? People need to leave those damn movies alone.
Lived in Wilmington for 4 years. It sucks a lot...
100% true. I can confirm. I’m only jealous that you managed to escape this godforsaken place
The rest of Delaware doesn't get any better... It just sucks in general, but for different reasons for different towns. Delaware - diversity and "endless possibilities". 😂
Only 4?? Lucky. I’m an ‘immigrant’ from Pennsylvania (THAT IS A JOKE people sheesh).
My family moved here when I was 6.
Q - What is there to do in DE?
A - Go to Philly
@@magnolia1222 same here! It's like quick sand. Everyone gets stuck here.
magnolia I’m from New Jersey and the only great thing here is that is close to New York
I live in Wilmington (a different one though) and this is so funny to me
3:56
well played ♥
0:01, 0:05, 0:14, 0:20, 0:34, 1:04, 1:36, 1:44, 2:16, 2:28, 2:44, 2:57, 3:04, 3:09, 3:43, 3:58, 4:01, 4:20, 4:47, 4:57, 5:16, 5:33
Ohhh beer garden, that's where the beer trees grow.
Still bigger than my town - LOL. And they even get face painting? Lucky pups!
I just love these
Makes me want to move to Wilmington.
Joe Smith lmfao dude don’t. Google Murdertown USA I’m from slower lower and I avoid it.
Id like you to look on the dates of those articles. Times change bud
Bar XIII! Definitely more than karaoke! Come down and check it out!
Are you from Wilmington? What's it really like?
It use to have a huge clown face on the front of the building and was called mojo's. It's a small place
TheUrbanEpicure As seen on TV.
Has a Welcome to Night Vale vibe!
OK, I'll bite:
"Friday afternoon is free admission day at the Children's Science Museum. After school, take the kids to the newest exhibit, 'Frogs: Truth or Legend?'. They've also installed a new interactive learning room, where young scientists can play freely with such scientific items as paint thinner, nail polish remover, glass cleaner, and a half-empty bucket of grout starter.
Saturday has been merged with Sunday to create Superday!
Monday will not harm you, but you should stock up on latex gloves, nonetheless.
And Tuesday is hornet-free dining at the Olive Garden."
amazing
She looks lovely in that dress. I would look like Casper the friendly zombie/ghost. 💀
@robert leonard Well, yellow is a terrible color on me. I always admire when someone can wear it as well as she does 😊
Cypresssina Sweetheart, don’t fret. Few of us can wear yellow.
I know you didn’t ask for advice, I’m going to give some. Read it or skip it, take it or don’t; it’s entirely up to you, but I hope my words are helpful to you or someone.
Maybe try some different shades of yellow if that’s a colour you feel strongly about. Perhaps a very pale yellow, or a strong bumblebee-like yellow (remember bumblebees or am I showing my age?). I’ve struggled with wearing yellow all my life, but I eventually accepted that yellow simply isn’t a colour which goes with my skin’s undertones.
So, I chose others! So can you.
There is an entire palette of colours from which to choose, so go crazy! Play with pinks, oranges, greens, greys, purples…you get the idea.
I’d also recommend TRYING colours with your skin before you BUY. Go to an actual store, hold an item up near your face to see what looks good with your skin and undertones. Don’t forget to take the item near the store’s front window to check the look there. Sunlight can make colours look VERY different than they do under fluorescent lights.
Plus, nothing says you can’t accent your wardrobe with yellow. like in the patterns of your tops or dresses, jeans or other bottoms; your shoes, bags, belts, hats, whatever. Just try to tie the look together.
It can be hard - I know. I’m much better at talking about it than I am at putting this into practise. And no - I’m not a paid anything. I’m just a woman who remembers wanting to yellow at age 9 but it made my face look more yellow than the shirt. So I understand.
Keep in mind no matter which colours you wear, the most important thing you’ll ever wear m - no, not a smile, those people can shove it - is CONFIDENCE!
Keep your head up.
Have CONFIDENCE you know what you’re doing, whether you do or not.
Enter a room like you own the place.
Have confidence.
You’ll be FANTASTIC in anything you wear.
Best of luck ~ L
Also, the clip with Dan Abrams is blocked for me here in Canada. What the hell, man?
out of country, here too, bummer
The screaming joke gave me "Welcome to Night Vale" vibes. She should be featured on the podcast.
Yes! I came to the comments looking for a "And now, the weather" joke.
So much Only In Monroe. I love it!
Ok who wants to actually go to the Pirate Festival, it's next saturday
HI Media Logan, Scratch’s, Caroline’s…?
3:58 "i scream, you scream, gimme that gimme that ice cream" is the real quote
She’s hilarious 😂😂
Finally someone I know who’s from Delaware
she seems like a fun person to hang out with
Yea or lay on top of for 45 minutes
I forgot how much I love her.
She.is.a.genius. the periods let you know how serious I am.
*How can one not be in love with her!?!?*
Hey, I resent middle aged dispair!
Oops, I meant represent...
When he did this with Eminem for a whole hour it was the best tv ever!!!
How do I find that
OJ Pistorius minute 22 on for Eminem it is so good though as it looks like Eminem is like what is happening but he’s of course part of the joke and it is a real show and segment.
*_I've been to Bar 13 🤘🏻💀 beings I'm from Delaware_*
😂😂😂
What was your experience?
It use to be called mojos, and had a huge clown face on the front of the building
Great place for concerts. What about 1984 bar/arcade? I’ve been there a few times. Was supposed to go see the Huntington’s on Valentine’s Day but couldn’t make it (local Wilmington punk band for those who don’t know)
The Antichrist That’s right! I was trying to think of what was there before Bar XIII - thank you! I now can see the clos face in my head again. Isn’t it funny how you can traverse the pike every day & suddenly not be able to picture what was there ‘before now,’ as it were?
"Hey! We're trending!
Oh."
-The Wilmington Chamber of Commerce
HI Media I think you have to subscribe to the paper or listen to WDEL, WJBR, WSTW or something. The ‘oldies but goodies’ easy-listening, good for doctors’ offices-stations.
Yeah.
Might be why we didn’t hear about this stuff. I knew about the pirate festival because I was a volunteer for the Kalmar Nyckel for years & I still get the email.
Kalmarnyckel.org
Check it out!
Aubrey Plaza is the awesome.
Lets do it!
Love this woman
The ICE festival is actually pretty good
Another funny thing about Wilmington we were riding BMX in the hood looking for the skate park and for some reason there’s a random pirate ship in the middle of the ghetto in Wilmington. I wonder if that’s what I had the pirate festival.
That's my girl!
OMG THEY'VE DONE PART 2 ALREADY , does this ever ends?!
I enjoyed this.
Where there’s a WILLmington, there’s a WAYmington 😂
I cringed so hard I shed a tear lol
Wilmington is the biggest city in Delaware with a population of 72,000. That is not a small town at all. I'd say you have to be under 15,000 or so to be a small town.
Yeah definitely. Wilmington is 100% a city, nowhere near a small town.
@@himediatv nope its pop is 72k
Robby Freeman The 2018 estimate for Wilmington Delaware’s population is a slightly more than 70k people, not 72k people, according to FactFinder.com.
When comparing Wilmington to small towns in the American Midwest or rural communities, 70k+ people does sound like a large number for a city.
For people who live in DE and those comparing Wilmington to ‘big’ cities, Wilmington simply does work.
If one looks at Wilmington in comparison with its neighbours Philadelphia or Baltimore, Wilmington is a small town. If one expands the map a bit further to include East Coast cities yof Washington DC, New York City, Boston, Raleigh-Durham, Atlanta, and Miami, Wilmington is but a blip on the map. If one watches national news, Wilmington is hardly ever included on national maps of the continental US. Boston, New York, Philly, and DC are shown, and perhaps Pittsburgh if the map is zoomed in on PA, but not Wilmington.
Wilmington is simply not a large or important city, regardless of the number of people residing in or around it. Take it from the people who live here.
I’m from this area too! Haha this is too funny😂
lmao I live in Wilmington, Delaware
Omg I love her 😂
I love Aubrey Plaza, bless her synapses, if I was thirty years younger she’d still destroy my advances with one glance. And if I knew where she was, and could get there, and have a reason to approach her. Then I would go home.
Don't sell yourself short. She'd destroy your advances with one glance today. At your age, she might give you a cute smirk first. Although having a time machine would be nice.
I LIVE HERE! :)
Really? I live over here!
* waves *
My dream girl
No MY dream girl
Love her dress.
That was quite funny!
She should play Daria if they ever make a movie
Stories Not Stuff SNS she did you didn't see the trailer?
Hi Queen, No!?
@@storiesnotstuff Let me help you: ruclips.net/video/HBQXugKu8L4/видео.html
These two should host something together
Yeah like an orgy
😂🤣
That was Take Five at the end.