Dumb Lawyer Quotes IRL but in Ace Attorney 6
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- Опубликовано: 2 авг 2024
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0:00 Intro
0:35 Being a Professional
2:05 How many Macaroni?
6:39 Minor Witness
7:26 Voir Dire
8:57 Expert Testimony
9:47 Jehovah
10:35 Outro
12:35 ??? 
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Hindeed. H Hupports Hthis.
I got banned for saying everyone
Time to wreck the party
You should do shorts and polls, rev up those views
I cannot.
Okay but the macaroni one, Phoenix was entirely in character. He is absolutely like that.
To be fair, in Ace Attorney cases this kind of info could be actually relevant for very specific argument.
Yoo what does macaroni have to do with a police shootout
@@arismendyescano347 The guns were loaded with macaroni.
EXACTLY
bRING IN THE PARROT!
We laugh at the macaroni bit, but we AA players basically do the same thing by Pressing literally every statement every witness makes in every game.
You're not wrong!!
"So I was-"
*HOLD IT!*
"Are you sure that you are yourself?"
@@royalblanket You're not you when you are hungry, and all that
To be fair, a lot of time more interesting questions could be asked instead of the things Phoenix ask.
And the witnesses burn through 3 different testimonies
"When you ate dinner, did you eat it on a plate?
"A-as opposed to the *floor?*"
That had me in tears. It sounds like a genuine Ace Attorney joke rebuttal LMFAO.
The entire macaroni thing felt very Ace Attorney lol, just like Phoenix to start fixating on something weird for the sake of a very specific discrepancy and the prosecution to be like "bro this is fucking stupid"
@@poecollector64 probably the same with Larry too.
FOUR MINUTES ON MACARONI.
And prosecutors accuse Phoenix of stalling for time...
That is a balgoni
THAT WHOLE THING WAS JUST 4 MINUTES?!
@@Manglet762 That back and forth feeled like way longer
not true! there was also chicken involved!
well do murder happen in the courtroom because the transcript is weird it cloud be a genocide but yeah it was macroni the whole courtroom is wait let him cook
(This macaroni thing doesn't seem to lead anywhere... But if i give up now, this is all lost!)
[ Press further ]
[ Leave it be ]
I WON'T REST UNTIL I'VE FOUND OUT HOW MUCH MACARONI HE ATE
Always press further! This is the Ace Attorney way!
@@robertlupa8273 I never actually played the game. Is there any downside to just pressing on literally every statement, besides wasting your IRL time?
@@Priscabc I'm pretty sure there are some rare moments in non-AA1 games where you have to press the correct statement or you insta-lose.
Other than that, I don't think there is any downside.
**macaroni case happens**
"The house was then besieged..."
WAIT WHAT THE FU
I was looking for this comment, why did no-one else mention this?!!?
I really want that to be true, just for the hilarity of the upbeat music as 300+ rounds of ammo were fired in a courtroom.
I know, with that included, if it is real, its hard to imagine the macaroni argument actually being of any use
I mean seriously what.
from what i figure, it was a footnote for ambience in a court case from 1967. whether to show added stress (you got gunfire yknow the court is gonna be stressed.) or to explain a defendant's reason for being distracted in another case. im not sure why it was added here unless comedic effect after they asked for a subject change.
I'm very curious to know if it's ever been proved in any case that an autopsy was performed on a living person seeing as so many lawyers seem to try and argue that
Oh yeah, I wonder if there's one wacky case like that so they all have to ask that to prevent cover their asses.
I think there was one case that a man that rose up after his autopsy, so, ye, it's possible
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I guess something like Romeo and Juliet, where a person consumes some kind of drug that makes them appear dead. Still quite unlikely as there's many filters for it, and wouldn't cheat an impartial first-response, or the doctor after it
@@AbsolXGuardian There was a very similar case where a man was bitten by a poisonous snake, and was paralyzed. The doctors thought he had gone into cardiac arrest and almost performed an autopsy on him, Luckily one of the doctors present noticed the man breathing very softly and thus began administering an antidote.
Thats the only case in that area that comes to mind, if I remember correctly Stephen king once wrote a story based on that case. It must have been pretty crazy.
" so many lawyers seem to try and argue that"
Translation: 2
I'm honestly curious to know what context that macaroni conversation could possibly have come up in, and also what the lawyer's point was in trying to find out how many macaroni he ate.
Probably to jogg his memory or get him in the flow. You know the end of gay or European? That's a legimate tactic in questioning
@@AbsolXGuardian
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Or maybe he was stalling
It seems like the lawyer was angling towards the witness being drunk. Not sure why this was the route he took to establish that or why he was so stubborn, but depending on the case that could have been pivitol. Basically this defense attorney was trying (and failing) to pull a Phoenix Wright.
@@MrLegendofLP I’ve never played Phoenix Wright, just watch videos such as this, what do you mean by pulling a Phoenix Wright? I’m sorry for not knowing this
So am I the only one who thinks the "How many macaroni" bit actually sounds like the kind of thing that would be in a real AA game?
Spelling aside, it's actually _completely proper Italian grammar._ The Italian word is "maccherone" in singular and "maccheroni" in plural, so "how much macaroni" would be like saying "how much grains of sand" and "how many macaronis" would just be further bastardizing the word by pluralizing it twice.
Uhh the part with the attack on the court and the tear gas bits too? Yeah sure...
I... Actually wasn't thinking of it like that. Interesting to know, though. But after having played the first three games, at times all the characters get derailed in just amazing fashion.
@@Kiptracx I just started the first game and I would say no, it's completely unrealistic for AA. The prosecutors just cut you off so much quicker.
@@Chraan You see it more as the games go on. On an unrelated note, good luck; to me the first game was the hardest (of the original trilogy)
I hate how I felt frustrated for not seeing “Joe Mama” after the end of at least one “Joe who?”
Same
Okay but the macaroni one is straight up just how Pheonix does things.
Jeo who?
JOE MAMA!
And if you look out the nearest window, you’ll see a parade in celebration of your incredible joke!
I was legitimately expecting him to say that.
@@VinMeasles we all were
Yeah, that's what I was thinking the whole time as well
I asked a professional lawyer why they do this after they helped me with a car case (which by the way should have been so simple to explain to the court), and he said "by asking a series of inane (dumb) questions it desensitizes (softens) the mind and can lead someone to say anything without thinking about it too hard.
... Fucking brilliant!
Basically logic chess in AAI2
The cornered theme that you put in during “How many Macaroni” perfectly describes how stupid that lawyer made themself sound without realizing it. Even their damn partner could practically feel the stupidity radiating from every single question they asked.
The prosecutor just wanted that pain to end.
Please, I'm going to go insane if I don't get any context about the fucking Mac and Cheese argument ending with 500 fucking cops storming that guys house, even if its just the name of the case, or the whole massive transcripts of the court records I NEED to know what that was even about.
I was trying to find context, but couldn't get any. It's a really old case, from what I can tell, from the late 80s to early 90s. So my guess is that this case happened to be on trail with the seige happened. No idea on why the seige happened or what happened afterwards though.
Same man why is nobody talking about this wtf
Then make your own context by seiging someone's house!
probably fake, can't find proof and we are on internet
I'm guessing the reasoning for determining how much the person ate is to somehow suggest they were under the influence of something and therefore not reliable. That's why the lawyer keeps pushing for an answer that would lead to a small portion (TV Dinner). (Less in the stomach = faster absorption of potential substances leading to a higher spike in dosage. It's the reason why you're supposed to eat something before drinking so you don't feel drunk as quickly).
Your content is very inspiring to me. I'm a teen law student who is being trained to be a juvenile attorney and I really like the way you portray these dumb court antics. Sometimes it really makes me believe that court isn't as intimidating and killer as I thought it'd be. Thank you for all the laughs.
I agree, it makes court seem way less intimidating than I thought too. Good luck in your training!! :D
I'd find it kind of daunting in a different way. "Okay, so... I wonder who I'll be up against today. A cut-throat elite who'll tear my every well-constructed argument to ribbons, or some goof who will spend hours asking the witness about the exact size of a plate of macaroni and chicken...?"
i have 2 more years until I'm legally an adult in the US, I don't think I'll be intimidated being a juror if I get called.
Thank you!! I really can't wait to be a teenage attorney (no, not an attorney for teenagers, as in I will be an attorney when I am a teenager.)
@@saidebibi4512 Woah, that's awesome! I'm sure you've got a bright future ahead of you :D
"I'm not fucking leaving!"
You don't realize how happy I actually was to hear this.
So Klavier isn't dead.
*Aw man*
I wonder how many cases were based on the lawyer asking if the autopsy was performed on a living body. Like are you suggesting that the person that did the autopsy killed them? That’s the most ace attorney thing ever
Hey, spoilers for AA7!
I'm sure it's happened at least once.
I felt like having a stroke watching that macaroni shit.
The fact that he kept asking about the macaroni even after he was told that it was stupid is what got me
Next time it will be 'Dumb lawyer quotes IRL but in plush attorney'
Next time you have to include "I'm not a cat"
With Shoe the cat, or with Polly!
Preferably shouted by Sōseki Natsume in his iconic dramatic manner. Better if he is covered with cats.
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I love how the entire Macaroni debacle genuinely sounds like something Phoenix would do in an attempt to buy time or find a hole in the testimony.
Imagine a part 7 of this masterpiece
Imagine not having a part 7
Imagine not having part 100 smh
Somebody ringed the dingster?
See you in 2 weeks
Which?
6:27 This music put over that text gives vibes of the medicine commercials where they list all the negative consequences you can get while people in the ad happily dance or laugh
"Warning: Amedrin can cause headaches, fever, nausea, migraine-like symptoms, epileptic seizures, and potentially fatal rectal incontinence and/or bleeding. Ask your doctor if Amedrin is right for you."
"Was the body alive of appeared to be deceased?"
"Dead"
"How can you be so sure?!"
"We performed an autopsy and they we're dead"
- Yeah no, another idiot who doesn't know how death works... Let's say the body is alive.
Imagine being here before it ends up in algorithm and people wonder how they got this on their recommended
Hello, is it me you’re looking for?
@@peachesplease5461 no, carry on
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@@maximum_axiom my wayward son
RUclips knows I love legal shenanigans, it gives me legal shenanigans.
I love how everyone is hung up on the macaroni questioning, and not the fact that the courthouse was suddenly under seige with hundreds of rounds exchanged and tear gas deployed
THAT....
THINGS JUST GOT DARK
Anyways... Is ANYONE GONNA TALK ABOUT THE INTRO?! SO LEGIT
Things came close to being copywright.
Every single one of these sound like they could actually be in the game, like e v e r y s i n g l e o n e
The production value on these intros just skyrockets each time.
I’m in undergrad getting ready for law school. I love these, they give me hope that no matter how down on myself I may be, people like this manage to get into law school... and finish it. And pass the bar exam.
Plus they’re hilarious :)
good luck!
Some of them probably graduated thanks to their families connections etc.
Apart from the fact that Phoenix went for more than a minute without getting interrupted by the prosecution, the macaroni one was spot on with the actual games
Adachi is in jail
Why does he still have a gun
It's Ace Attorney! We don't just confiscate people's props...!
See also Franziska von Karma somehow keeping her whip after using it not only on the defending attorney, but the fricking judge.
@@hazukichanx408 To be fair
not many people are brave enough to try and take away her whip
@@hazukichanx408
Also it is implied in the Japanese version that the judge likes the whip.
@Acimiira Indeed
@@garr_inc Wait, what!?
I love how there's a character named "I see" but he doesn't get it at all
you know phoenix's jpn name is that too, rite?
@@DraceEmpressa I didn't, I haven't even played the games at all, I just watch the memes
@@ashamansedai play it it's good
The foreheaded dolls return to turnabout.
The new intro kinda hype ngl
Geez, that Macaroni line of questioning was baffling, glad Simon and Maya were at least brief voices of reason there.
I highly doubt it but I have to ask: Did that 3-500 officer assault really happen? That would be amazingly absurd. The entire concept of law enforcement was so put upon by macaroni that they rebelled.
I think it means that the officer assault happened after the macaroni dinner. With 3-500 rounds expended, I'm amazed everyone is apparently still alive.
I think that’s probably what the case was actually about. It was either a sudden topic switch or taken from a different part of the record.
I have no idea lmaoo thats what it said on the court record
I feel like something must've happened in between that they didn't include from the full transcript
Anyone who manages to fire 500 rounds in a day and not kill anyone is either really good at not killing people or has somehow managed to be less accurate than a stormtrooper.
I mean, if the guy changed the sentence he would vote for because of one variable added then he is really unreliable to the court.
Probably he said yes to avoid 20 more questions about the passengers on that figurative plane.
@@Wecoc1 doubt it.
It says "YEAH I WOULD!", not "Yeah, i would".
@@germanelkapo1 makes sense
That whole bit seemed kind of like someone channelling Ben Shapiro. "So, imagine this and that and some other thing! Well, then you'd have to admit I'm talking really fast, right? Okay now say you think this, say you think that, and then say you think something else, well the only thing that makes sense would be whatever I'm telling you, wouldn't you agree?!"
I imagine he got confused because he was already answering yes, and somehow didn't realise that the phrasing was changed to be the opposite
WOw. That dinner macaroni one is such a stretch it totally fits in Phoenix's style of stalling for time.
I came here for dumb lawyer quotes but I think I'm going to stay for the deep lore behind Klavier Gavin's shooting and Adachi.
Very important we know about the exact portions for dinner!
It started simple but ramped up to the best series I saw.
8:03 I can totally see Athena acting like that in a future game lol
Can't wait for the next installment of this whole subplot in the outro
t h e m a c a r o n i o n e ??????? wtf was he like jealous bc he cant eat that much mac n cheese??????????? sometimes i think that law school must be near impossible, then you see these, what _real_ lawyers said in _real_ court....
Just saying
I could totally imagine Athena saying stuff like that in the games, Voir Dire feels totally in character for her
What the actual fuck was the ending to the macaroni one
I love it
Oh I'm on time. Achtung baby!
It seems like this is…
Oh, no…
Could it be?…
DEUTSCH?!
The macaroni one ... Kind of wondering if the lawyer was just hungry.
The macaroni one hurt my brain.
The macaroni one feels like a conversation you get when you press the wrong statement, or present the wrong evidence and get a penalty, just way way longer. Also real.
Ok but we need a full Take On Me cover, that was beautiful.
Nice video, but we really, really need an answer... How much macaroni did that guy have on December 20, 1989?
It turns out... THAT THE BULLETS THE POLICE FIRED WERE ACTUALLY MACARONI and he ATE ALL 300-500 MACARONI
sometimes I'm told I don't have a chance in law school. That's when I sit down to watch these
Maybe the ending is foreshadowing that Klavier is going to come back in the shape of a plushie
The macaroni scene is authentically PWAA it's unreal.
“First of all, we need to clarify who your lawyer is.”
“Jehovah.”
“Joe who?”
“Joe mama.”
“Fuck.”
Pizza for people who are here 🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕
The macaroni one is actually a real police interrogation tactic, you ask many questions that branch off into tangents, and then loop back and ask them the same questions as before to see if their answers change and if they can hold their story together, if they actually experienced it, the answers typically wont change, but if they are lying its very hard to keep a story together in non chronological, quick succession questions that loop back on themselves, even for experienced liars
Well, we now know who's Joe.
Dumb Lawyer Quotes but the video production gets better every time
6:27 _THAT WENT FROM ZERO TO ONE HUNDRED AN IN INSTANT_
I still have to wonder what Athena was going for with that dfeath penalty bit? That was the funniest part to me.
Rise and shine and get whoeing
As expected...
Sherlock Holmes fits in PERFECTLY.
Now when do we get Naruhoudou's prosecutor?
I demand to see LEG!
The macaroni one was no doubt just an Ace Attorney case disguised as an IRL case
J O E
W H O ?
Gotta love it when lawyers ask if a body was alive during an autopsy
These people never went to Tomato smoothie enjoyer to get their autopsy report updated
the production value omg
macaroni sure did feel like something outta the games
“One. One macarono.”
I told you it wouldn't end well for Klavier.
Wine Cellars: Storytelling's mark of death
Lost it at the Maracroni case. That one just fits SO PERFECTLY.
I'm a simple woman. I see Naruhodou, I click.
Ah, naruhodou
Same
Love these videos, just binged thru the entire series. Showing these cases thru Ace Attorney just works so bloody well.
But... Joe who?
These intros get even more convoluted each installment, and I love it
That lawyer getting caught up on the macaroni... good grief, why didn't the opposing counsel raise an objection? They called him out for pursuing the subject but didn't actually do anything to stop it?
10:40
go back to persona adachi
this is ace attorney
That quote in the beginning made me realize I was a Lawyer.
In my opinion, your first two collections were the best. This may in part be true to the subjects of each case, but having them be arranged so fluently with brief separation let each hilarious case be appreciated. In the combined story, they lost their meaning, and even with titles, the short pieces feel less valuable.
Whatever it is produced as, these are all rather funny and improved in this format. Considering the spinoffs and other texts, I'm wondering what you'll do next!
P.S. The macaroni questioning was a pro move, but just came out weird. The death penalty confusion by comparison was a mental train wreck!
8:10 Did she described...
• Pan Am 103
• 1986 crash of Mother Teresa's plane
• 1957 Cebu Douglas C-47 crash
• 1975 Tân Sơn Nhứt C-5 accident
• Air India 182 (added later in 8:36)
...combined in one flight?
I love the fact that these videos are gradually increasing in production quality each upload. Keep up the great work!
Me and my friend met today after a long time and we watched your Ace Attorney vids. And you uploaded pt 6 today. Thank you ❤️
best video to watch for reunion tbh
Gotta love the Ace Attorny extended universe
These are hilarious man! Love watching it as always!
Oh my god Klavi didn't actually get fucking murdered
Not sure how this came across my recommendations, but I'm glad it did. Subscribed
The progression of the videos is Chessete getting a budget to make the videos even better
These videos keep getting better and better with every upload.
love your videos man, me and my pals always watch them together and its really fun. you're doing the AA community a huge service lol keep it up!
Thank you! I appreciate it!
the way larry's face NEVER changes throughout the entire macaroni bit. i'm dead
"Jehova"
"Joe who?"
"JOE MAMA!"
you got a new fan and thanks for introducing this franchise to me thanks
I recognize that version of Take on Me. Fucking legend dude. I like you even more now
Your videos keep getting better and better
You keep improving these. Holy shit. God bless your vids
By the end of it, I could basically see the plate of macaroni and chicken in my mind! I could smell the slightly plastic scent of cheap cheese and feel the heat emanating from that meh chicken. I could taste the slight wetness of freshly cooked macaroni and hear the low fizz of the Bud Light